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01:28Well, Joe, they look very good, huh?
01:30Sure they do, Chief.
01:53If it does, it'll be a miracle.
01:55Hey, how long we got to stay in the line, sailor?
01:58Sailor?
01:59Oh, you're the doorman?
02:01Have you ever considered any other branch of the service?
02:03The Army Recruiting Office is just down the street, you know?
02:06Oh, thanks, gobs, gobs, gobs.
02:08But I got to get in the Navy.
02:10It's practically Dr. Zordis.
02:11Practically.
02:12Dr. Zordis?
02:13Oh, yes, sir.
02:14You see, it's my allergies.
02:15And my doctor says I need ocean travel.
02:17And this is the only way I can afford it.
02:20Do you know anyone in there?
02:21The chief of this station in the air is close as that.
02:25Oh, then maybe you can do me a favor, sir.
02:27You see, I'm a little bit worried about passing a physical.
02:30And I thought maybe you could get the chief in there to put in a good word for me.
02:34Well, you can depend on that.
02:35I'll see that the chief tells them all about you.
02:39Oh, thank you, sir.
02:40Thank you very much, sir.
02:58Yeah, I hope he don't forget to tell the chief about me.
03:06Hey, buddy.
03:07I can't watch you go down for the third time.
03:12Be my guest.
03:14Well, you want I should change places with her?
03:16No.
03:17I don't have to get mad.
03:18I was just asking.
03:19Now, look, honey, we can't hold up the name.
03:22Oh, Al, doll.
03:28That'll hold you for four years.
03:29Goodbye, sugar.
03:30Goodbye.
03:33Goodbye, Al.
03:39Wasn't that...
03:40Teddy Button.
03:46You know, if I could kiss a girl like that, I wouldn't have to join the name.
03:48Oh, cheer up, Atlas.
03:49I'm only going through the motions.
03:51I go in one door and come out the other.
03:52They won't have me.
03:53How do you know?
03:54This is the 11th time I've tried to enlist.
03:56They keep rejecting me.
03:57I have a tricked knee.
03:58But these goodbyes sure make it worthwhile.
04:01You mean after 11 times she hasn't caught on?
04:03That's the 11th girl.
04:05Gee, you're lucky.
04:06I can't even get close to a girl.
04:07I'm allergic to face powder, perfume, and lipstick.
04:10If I get too close to a girl, my uvula becomes edematous, which means inflamed.
04:14And if it becomes inflamed, it swells up.
04:16Then I can't breathe.
04:17And if I can't breathe, that could become fatal.
04:20You said a mouthful.
04:21Do you know women could kill me?
04:23What a way to die.
04:24Although I could dose myself with Praveen, pyrobenzamine, and Benadryl, then breathing would be possible.
04:29But so expensive, I'd probably starve to death.
04:32Yeah, what's the difference?
04:33If you can't go out with any women, you might as well be dead anyhow.
04:36I got it.
04:37Why don't you go out with a lot of women, kiss them, and build up an immunity?
04:41I can't even get close to a girl.
04:43I've never been kissed.
04:44Even my mother wouldn't have the nerve.
04:46Well, that figures.
04:47All right, come on.
04:48Let's close up.
04:51The old man is still as bad as ever.
04:54Where do you think you're gone?
04:56I was just nowhere.
04:58What's it tell you?
04:59Get back where you belong.
05:00Don't let that fathead talk to you like that.
05:02Who's calling me a fathead?
05:04My friend has a right to his own opinion.
05:06Is that your opinion?
05:07I'll say it is.
05:08He thinks you're a stupid ox.
05:09Oh, now I'm a stupid ox, huh?
05:12I didn't say anything.
05:13Don't back down.
05:14Tell him you'll punch him in the nose.
05:15Stop putting words in my mouth.
05:17I won't say that.
05:18You won't say what?
05:19I'll punch you in the nose.
05:21Oh, I said it.
05:22Why, you?
05:22Ow.
05:23Oh, he broke the whole chest.
05:24Now my ribs are busted.
05:25They're all smashed.
05:26Ah, come on.
05:28Ah.
05:44Hey, do you see that little guy down the line?
05:48Thank you very much.
05:50Yeah, Chief.
05:51Well, naturally, I don't want to interfere, and I don't want any leniency shown.
05:55But I do want to make certain that this guy is really physically fit for the Navy.
06:01Okay, Chief.
06:04The squirt down the line is a friend of the Chief's.
06:07Pass it on.
06:10The weird one's a friend of the Chief.
06:13Wouldn't you know?
06:18Down there?
06:19A friend of the Chief's.
06:24Hey, they were all staring at me.
06:26Stare back at them.
06:32Let's face it, you're...
06:45...that we have to have filled out.
06:47We hope it won't be too much trouble.
06:49Then, after that, would you mind going over in the corner and just robing?
06:54I don't even know you.
06:56Well, uh, all of the other fellows are, wouldn't you?
07:08In your mouth.
07:10Open up, open up.
07:12What's your surname?
07:15You talk backwards, you mean what's my name, sir?
07:17I said surname.
07:20Sir?
07:21Yes.
07:22Guess what?
07:24Yes, sir.
07:25Oh, you don't have to talk so polite to me.
07:27No one ever does.
07:28You can call me Melvin.
07:29Melvin?
07:32Melvin Jones.
07:34Have you ever had irresipelas, appendicitis, mumps, pooping cough,
07:38eye, ear, nose, or throat trouble, hay fever,
07:41any illness other than those already noted?
07:43That's all.
07:47Hey, where's my thermometer?
07:49That was a thermometer?
07:51I thought it was a peppermint stick.
07:53I thought it was a trampoline.
08:04Hey, what?
08:05Ooh, ooh, ooh.
08:08That was a Johann.
08:12Dear riesgue, who is it?
08:12Hey, let's go.
08:13Hey, let's go.
08:13Keep behind it.
08:15Hey, let's go.
08:18Hey, let's go.
09:03Roger, over and out.
09:04Quiet!
09:11Did you lose something?
09:13No, but I think you did. Where's your heart?
09:15You're the doctor.
09:19Yes.
09:19Yes. Be a good little boy now and tell the doctor where your heart is.
09:23You'll find it. I'm no stool pigeon.
09:26You're cold. Cold.
09:28Getting warmer. Here, I'll help you.
09:34Don't like to worry you, son, but did you ever think you're taking it easier?
09:38You know, I'll think...
09:43There must be one someplace.
09:50Finally found it. Running like a watch.
09:57Yeah, I wish they'd tell us if we passed.
10:00Say, before they do, I'd like to get something off my chest.
10:03Fellas, in the 11 times that I've tried to enlist, I've never met a nicer bunch of men.
10:07That goes to me, too.
10:09Thanks, man.
10:10Best of luck.
10:11Well, I'm really sorry to have to leave.
10:14Except for you.
10:16And I can say in all my Navy experience, I've never met a bigger fathead.
10:20Why are you, I...
10:21Ladoski.
10:22Recruiting officer wants to see you.
10:23Right, Chief.
10:28Brothers.
10:29Well, this is it, fellas.
10:31Yeah?
10:31Congratulations. I've got good news for you.
10:34You lowered the physical requirements in the past two weeks.
10:36You're in now.
10:38In fact, you all made it.
10:42They can't do this to me.
10:44Why don't you write a letter to your congressman?
10:47What good will that do?
10:48No good, but you'll have a pen pal.
10:55Ladoski, when we find someone in a group of recruits who has the qualities of leadership, we put him in
11:00charge.
11:01As a veteran who's decided to re-enlist, you'll get your old reading back.
11:05Thank you, sir.
11:07Oh, yes. Hear the record.
11:08It's guys like that fathead Ladoski that must have caused the physical requirements to be lowered.
11:12Yeah, and I bet the Navy will get those brainy guys to boss around the fatheads.
11:16Boy, I'm going to work real hard, too, and I'm going to try and get a commission.
11:19And if I ever become a private, will I boss that Ladoski around?
11:23Oh, no, I will.
11:24I'll walk right up to him.
11:26I'll say, you're a fathead.
11:28And I'd say, you're a stupid ox.
11:31And you're...
11:32You're here!
11:33Petty Officer Ladoski will take charge of this group.
11:36You will take your orders from him.
11:38Remember, men, you're in the Navy now.
11:41Okay, men, two ranks through this door.
11:44And I don't want no gold-bricking.
11:50Excuse me, handsome.
11:51Where do you get that handsome stuff?
11:54Didn't I hear the man call you Pretty Officer?
11:56He said Petty Officer.
12:00Okay, look alive now.
12:01Get going.
12:02Keep moving.
12:16Well, what's the matter?
12:17I'm seasick already.
12:19Oh, come here.
12:20Oh, boys.
12:22Boys.
12:23All right, boys.
12:24Come on.
12:25Come on.
12:27Pardon me, gentlemen, but you are keeping the Navy waiting.
12:30If you will kindly pass through the gates, we'll try to make your life comfortable and cozy.
12:39Come up and see us sometime.
12:41Get going, you dumb clucks!
12:43On a double!
12:44You're in the Navy now!
12:45Let's step up right here.
12:48Sure enough.
13:04Hey, give me that.
13:05Don't yell.
13:06I'm nervous.
13:07What do they want me here for?
13:09They want a sample of your blood.
13:11Who's giving samples?
13:13Blood isn't dress goods.
13:14You say, snip off a swatch.
13:15You want to see if it matches the living room drapes?
13:17Don't get excited.
13:19Blood isn't orange juice.
13:20What do they want to do?
13:21Sample it?
13:21If they like it, come back tomorrow for two quarts?
13:24They want a sample so they can type it.
13:26They're not going to type with my blood.
13:29Let them use a typewriter ribbon.
13:31Mom!
13:32Hey, Melvin!
13:33Mom!
13:34Hey, come back on the line there.
13:50Do you have an appointment?
13:52Would you mind waiting just a minute?
14:07What's the matter?
14:08Aren't you housebroken?
14:10Hey, you don't use makeup, do you?
14:12No, just a little lipstick.
14:14Oh, I'm glad.
14:15What's your name?
14:16Hilda Jones.
14:18That's a coincidence.
14:19That's my name.
14:20Hilda?
14:21No, Jones.
14:22Melvin Jones.
14:23Where were you born?
14:24I don't know.
14:25You don't know where you were born?
14:27Oh, I thought you asked me why was I born.
14:30I was born in a bed, I think.
14:32Don't you know?
14:34How would I know?
14:35I was just a little baby at the time.
14:37Oh, come on.
14:38We're wasting time.
14:39Have you been to the bank before?
14:41Three times.
14:42Three times?
14:43I wanted to get a loan.
14:45You wanted to borrow from the bank?
14:48Well, I was a little short at the time.
14:49I'd have paid it back in a couple of months.
14:51You should be ashamed of yourself trying to borrow blood when it's so badly needed.
14:55Blood?
14:55Yes, everyone should donate to the blood bank.
14:58What type are you?
14:59Oh, the quiet type.
15:00I go to bed at 9 o'clock, see a movie now, and then read some books, play checkers.
15:03No, I mean, what kind of blood have you?
15:06Red.
15:07Oh, come on.
15:08We're wasting time.
15:08I'll turn you over to the Red Cross nurse, and she'll give you your orange juice.
15:11Orange juice?
15:12Yeah, she'll give you a glass of orange juice, and you give her a pint of blood.
15:15Oh, that sounds like a fair exchange.
15:17She gives me a glass of orange juice, and I give her a pint.
15:25Oh, I haven't got any more samples, fellas.
15:31I just gave it all away.
15:33I'm scared.
15:35No, I'm scared.
15:36Oh, come on, fellas.
15:39You still here?
15:40Yeah, did you expect me to be back at my old job singing in a nightclub?
15:44Meet my agent.
15:45He gets 10%.
15:48That's all for you.
15:51All right, let's go.
15:52You're next.
15:53Come on, come on.
15:54Come on, Melvin.
15:55This won't hurt you.
15:56Go ahead.
15:57It won't hurt?
15:57It won't hurt.
16:02It won't hurt?
16:03No.
16:08What have you been doing?
16:14I've been to the blood bank.
16:16Looks like your account's overdrawn.
16:18Could I get fired for this?
16:20No, but if you should see birds following your ship, don't bet they're seagulls, brother.
16:25They're vultures.
16:26Let me try that other arm.
16:36Oh!
16:41Are you sure you're living?
16:43Am I sure I'm living?
16:45Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:46I don't know.
16:51Oh!
16:51Ow!
16:52Uh-oh.
16:53Made a hole in the wrong place.
16:55Oh!
16:55I missed a hole, too.
16:57What's par for this course?
16:58All right, all right.
17:00It don't have to be blood.
17:01I'll take anything.
17:06Ow!
17:14Let's turn them upside down.
17:16Maybe it runs the other way.
17:17Oh!
17:19Well, might as well give up, fellas.
17:21We'll get blood if we have to dig all day.
17:25What are you doing, patching a tire?
17:27I've had so many needles stuck in me in my whole life.
17:30Oh, I don't feel good.
17:31Oh, I'll get some water.
17:32You'll be all right.
17:34I don't feel good.
17:35Oh, brace up now.
17:36I'm dizzy.
17:37Oh, you're all right?
17:38I'm all right.
17:39Here, drink this.
17:46I feel much better now.
17:48Thank you very much.
17:49Oh!
17:50Oh!
17:50I'm leaking!
17:52Oh, I'm leaking!
17:54Oh, no!
17:55Oh, no!
17:55Not that!
17:56Oh, no!
17:57Not that!
18:02I never touched him!
18:05All right, man, this is your new home.
18:07Grab any bunk and stow away your gear.
18:13Hey, yo, tuck in your skivvy shirt.
18:17Well, what's that for?
18:19Oh, this is my money belt so I can save all the money I earn in the Navy.
18:22For what?
18:23So I can study electronics when I'm through at my enlistment.
18:26I'm not going to be foolish with my money and gamble and drink it away.
18:29Besides, I can't go out with girls.
18:31Well, all right, come on.
18:32Let's look for our bunks, because the only thing you'll be able to do around here in your spare time
18:35is sleep.
18:38Okay, you take the top.
18:39Go ahead.
18:39Throw the bag up there.
18:42Hey, what's...
18:49Why don't let me up out of here?
18:52I ought to...
18:53All right, now, take it easy, Chief.
18:54He didn't mean to.
18:55He slipped.
18:56I'll take care of you later, Jones.
18:59Come on, Melvin.
19:05Why do I always get in trouble?
19:09I thought you were going to be my friend.
19:11Someone I could look up to.
19:14Someone who'd be real close to me.
19:16Someone who'd stick by me, too thick or thin.
19:20Now you think I'm stupid.
19:22Ah, don't cry, Melvin.
19:24I don't think you're stupid.
19:25That's funny.
19:27Everyone else does.
19:28Hey, Al.
19:29Yeah?
19:30Do you think I'll ever get to look like a sailor?
19:34Sure.
19:34Why, in eight weeks, I won't know you from Admiral Halsey.
19:37We've got a little jump arm.
19:38Find a way to downward.
19:38Meet together with the jump arm.
19:39Sideward and downward.
19:40Right.
19:40See?
19:42Don't laugh.
19:43Keep your arms straight.
19:45Keep your arms straight.
19:47Ready?
19:48Big in.
19:48Big in.
19:49One, two.
19:50One, two.
19:51One, two.
19:53One, two.
19:54One, two.
19:55One, two.
19:56Two, one, two.
19:58Up, down.
19:58Up, down.
20:00One, two.
20:02One, two.
20:03One, two.
20:04One, two.
20:04One, two.
20:05And two.
20:06Feet apart with the jump arm sideward.
20:08Please.
20:09A fork out exercise beginning with the left hand.
20:11A fork out exercise beginning with the left hand.
20:13Ready?
20:14Big in.
20:15Big in.
20:15One, two.
20:16One, two.
20:17Four.
20:18One, two.
20:19Three.
20:20Four.
20:21Left.
20:22Left.
20:22Right.
20:23Up.
20:24One, two.
20:25And four.
20:26Feet together with jump.
20:27Arms downward.
20:28Sling.
20:29Arms sideward and upward.
20:32Raise.
20:34Ready?
20:35Big in.
20:36One, two.
20:38Down.
20:38Up.
20:39Down.
20:40Up.
20:40One, two.
20:44One, two.
20:46One, two.
20:47One, two.
20:49One, two.
20:51Down.
20:52Up.
20:53Down.
20:54Up.
20:54One, two.
20:56One, two.
20:58One, two.
21:00Down.
21:00Up.
21:01Two.
21:02And four.
21:03Alms together.
21:04Turn.
21:04Arms sideward and downward.
21:06Sink.
21:06Feet apart with the jump and neck.
21:09Fast.
21:10Big in.
21:12Two, three, four.
21:14One, two.
21:15Three, four.
21:16One, two.
21:17Three, four.
21:18One, two.
21:19Three, four.
21:20One, two.
21:21Three, four.
21:22One, two.
21:23Three, four.
21:24One, two.
21:25Three, four.
21:26One, two.
21:27Feet together with the jump.
21:28Arms downward.
21:29Sink.
21:3419, 5, 2, 2.
21:36Replace.
21:37All I get you closed.
21:38Yes, ma'am.
21:38Yes, ma'am.
21:39Yes, ma'am.
21:42Yes, ma'am.
21:45Yes, ma'am.
21:47Oh, my God!
22:43Oh, my God!
22:50Jones, repeat what I just said.
22:55Word for word, every if and but.
23:00Start talking!
23:03Master crew, remove cover and strong backs.
23:07Be sure the automatic plug is free.
23:10Half-painter forward, outboard of davits.
23:13Let go of gripes and bow chocks.
23:15Remove real cover.
23:17Raise bow to clear chocks.
23:19Belay the falls and slack davit, guys.
23:21Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
23:25Fear.
23:27He's a measurer.
23:32Fear.
23:41Fear.
23:53Fa's a measurer.straining.
23:54One, two, stroke.
23:58That's it, men.
24:00Put your backs into it.
24:02Stroke.
24:04Watch the head.
24:05Stroke.
24:06Come on, I said watch the head.
24:08Get it out of the way.
24:09Stroke.
24:11Give me a car.
24:14Stroke.
24:18Don't.
24:19Get the water out of that boat.
24:22Aye, aye, sir.
24:24Stroke.
24:27Get the water out of the boat.
24:29Get the water out of the boat.
24:35Don't.
24:35I said get the water out of the boat.
24:38Get the water out of the boat.
24:40Get the water out of the boat.
24:42One, two, stroke.
24:56Put that plug back!
24:59Aye, aye, sir.
25:02No, get the water out of that boat!
25:04Aye, aye, sir!
25:06No!
25:07Put that plug back inside!
25:09Out of that boat!
25:11Out of that boat!
25:11Out of that boat!
25:12Out of that boat!
25:15Get the water out of the boat!
25:18Aye, aye, sir!
25:21Out of the boat!
25:23Aye, aye, sir!
25:24Get the water!
25:29At this point in your training, you guys could figure on a big liberty.
25:33But it don't look like we're going to get one on account of the way a certain blue jacket has
25:38been acting up.
25:40What's this certain blue jacket stuff?
25:42If you're afraid to mention his name...
25:43No, I ain't!
25:44If the shoe fits, put it on!
25:47There's no basis for a metabolism.
25:49Certainly unaware of the fact that there are other men concerned here, and you still can't feel that a physical
25:53being is abstract.
25:54You've got to base the full heart and soul on the ingredient that other people are aware of the fact
25:59that a physical being isn't even involved.
26:01Isn't that right?
26:02Why, you stupid little...
26:04Which one of you guys is Crowther's?
26:06They're here, sir.
26:08Special service would like you to sing on the Tempting Kiss TV show today.
26:12I've arranged for your liberty.
26:13Thank you, sir, but I don't think it's fair that I should take liberty just because I can sing a
26:18song,
26:18and the rest of the fellas have to stay here because a certain chief enjoys taking liberty from a certain
26:23blue jacket.
26:24All right, Crowther's.
26:26Lardoski, give all these men liberty, if they can be ready in half an hour.
26:39Are you on liberty, too?
26:43Uh-huh.
26:45Gee, Hilda, I'm glad I met you.
26:49You know, I just thought it was something.
26:50What?
26:51What would happen if I get a call to return to the base, pack my equipment, board the ship, and
26:56they sent me to Alaska someplace?
26:58I wouldn't forget you.
27:00I'll see that you don't.
27:01Stick out your hand.
27:07Hey, you tied a square knot.
27:09I did?
27:10I didn't even know I could do it.
27:14Would you go into town with me?
27:28You know, you're the first girl I ever met that I'm not allergic to.
27:31Well, that'll keep you away from the rest of the girls, won't it?
27:33Uh-huh.
27:35We better hurry.
27:35I want you to hear Al sing.
27:37Oh, what is this tempting kiss lipstick?
27:39Oh, that's the kind I use.
27:40It doesn't smear or rub off.
27:41You want to test it?
27:42You hear it in the street in front of everyone?
27:43No.
27:44No.
27:49Okay, test it.
27:54You're right.
27:54Nothing happened.
27:55I'll say nothing happened.
27:57Come on.
27:58We'll be late.
28:00Come on.
28:01All right.
28:05Oh, here we are.
28:07Where are we going?
28:08Right here.
28:09A television station?
28:11They got a cathode tube and a master oscillator that just won't quit.
28:15Come on.
28:29Well, how are all my kissable girls today?
28:33Hi, Mr. Jody.
28:34Oh, we have a lot of fun here, don't we?
28:37Yes, sir.
28:38And today, today we're going to select the most kissable girl in San Diego.
28:42Now, what do you think of that?
28:45And the winner will receive a helmet mink coat, a complete set of Chapman bicycle tires, an Ellington grease gun,
28:52of ten years supply of go-get-em dog food, four Donovan wristwatches, ten glorious days at the Palm Garden
28:59Hotel in Honolulu, and a complete wardrobe by Edith for the lucky girl who gets the trip.
29:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, there's our sailor now.
29:10We've been waiting for you.
29:11Oh, man, what do I do?
29:13Will he come up here, please?
29:14Oh, yeah.
29:18Is it he, handsome girls?
29:22This is my pal, Al Crowther.
29:23He's supposed to sing on your program.
29:25Here's our first guest, ladies, Al Crowther.
29:31Take it away, Al.
29:32You to come to him?
29:33Oh, yeah.
29:34Where we going, Al?
29:34We're not going anywhere, Melvin. He wants you to help me with my song.
29:38Oh, how?
29:38I don't know. We haven't got an orchestra. I don't know what to do.
29:41You want us to hum?
29:43No, no. Got any other ideas?
29:48Yeah, I have an idea.
29:51Oh, good. Go ahead. Bring him up.
29:53Come on up, fellas.
29:59You play the piano, Fred.
30:20I'll be too old to sing this number.
30:23I'll hear you.
30:30Today.
30:32Tomorrow.
30:34Forever.
30:36Ooh, wah.
30:39You are the one girl I love.
30:43Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
30:46Ooh.
30:47Today.
30:48Yow.
30:49Tomorrow.
30:50Sing.
30:51Forever.
30:52Whish, shh, shh.
30:55As long as stars shine above.
30:59The stars that shine, the stars that shine, the stars that shine.
31:04This is no mere infatuation.
31:07One, two, three, four.
31:09We love your voice.
31:10We'll sing some more.
31:11This time it's real.
31:14This sweet sensation.
31:16Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
31:20Always and always together.
31:23Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.
31:26That's how it's fated to be.
31:31Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.
31:34Today.
31:36Tomorrow.
31:38Forever.
31:42You are the one girl for me.
31:51You are my one girl.
31:55Love.
32:07Now, ladies, don't you think a sailor would make a perfect judge for our tempting kiss contest?
32:15Where's the hassle one?
32:17Oh, well, you'll do.
32:18We want you to be our judge.
32:19You're going to be Mr. Temptation.
32:22Oh, no, you don't.
32:23Uh-oh, he seems to be a little bit shy.
32:25But we'll take care of that, won't we, girls?
32:28Can you imagine anyone being shy who comes from...
32:31Where did you say you were from?
32:32He's from Brooklyn.
32:38Now, before our contest begins, a word on behalf of our sponsors.
32:41I didn't say Brooklyn.
32:47We of the Tempting Kiss Lipstick Company believe...
32:50I was born in Otomwa, Iowa.
32:52Otomwa, Iowa.
32:55Tempting Kiss Lipstick won't smear, won't stain...
32:58Where were you born?
32:59Galesburg, Illinois.
33:03All right.
33:04All right.
33:05Tempting Kiss Lipstick comes in three convenient sizes.
33:08You can get it in...
33:09Sheboygan, Wisconsin.
33:12Now, thanks.
33:13Please.
33:13You just go right over there and sit down.
33:15Will you please?
33:15Just take a chair for a minute.
33:16Right over there.
33:17That's right.
33:18Thank you very much.
33:18Our product is sold in the stubby, the regular, and in...
33:22Irvington, New Jersey.
33:27Orleans, Kentucky.
33:31Quincy, Massachusetts.
33:34We are water, Florida.
33:38San Diego, California.
33:44San Diego, that's my station.
33:46I'm going to get off of here.
33:47Oh, no, you don't.
33:48No, you don't.
33:49You're going to stay right here and select the most kissable girl in San Diego.
33:53Now, remember, ladies, it's within Mr. Temptation's power to give any of you a meat coat and ten glorious days
34:01in Honolulu.
34:04All right.
34:05All right.
34:06Now, one contestant at a time, please.
34:08One at a time.
34:08Ready?
34:09Go!
34:10One at a time.
34:12One at a time.
34:14Ladies, ladies, ladies.
34:17Ladies, one at a time.
34:19Oh, stop it, you stupid old.
34:22One at a time, girls.
34:24One at a time.
35:02I am Pierre. I am the top man.
35:05There he is.
35:30These lovely models will now show the newest trend in swim fashion.
35:34What a town this is. The dames won't have anything to do with sailors around here.
35:38Oh, yeah? Well, you see that beautiful babe that's going to meet me here.
35:44Boy, look at those beautiful babes.
35:49Hey, the one on the end is my date.
35:56The black last text molded one-piece suit with one shoulder strap.
36:00Note the waterproof jewel pin at the neck.
36:02Wait a minute. Hey, ain't that Jones?
36:07It's Mr. Temptation!
36:11Hey, he's kissing my date!
36:20What's the matter? Somebody blow a tooth?
36:22Yeah, my friend here.
36:25Oh, dear.
36:40I'm the plane I'm the plane. It wasn't my fault.
36:43Well, you certainly acted like you enjoyed it.
36:45Go on back to your public, Mr. Temptation.
36:48I'm going back to the base.
36:49I'm going to live.
36:52Please, leave me alone.
36:53I can hardly breathe.
36:56Well, here you are.
36:58Now, before you run away again,
36:59I want to know who won our contest.
37:01I don't care who won a contest.
37:02All I know is I lost.
37:04We must know who won our contest.
37:06Now, who's the most kissable girl in San Diego?
37:16It's Hilda Jones at a Navy training center.
37:19Some nerve.
37:20Thank you, thank you very much.
37:23You're my witnesses.
37:26Hilda.
37:27Hilda.
37:29Hilda.
37:30Don't speak to me after kissing all those girls.
37:33You want a contest?
37:34You can have your old contest.
37:36You can have your business drink, too.
37:38I don't want it.
37:40Hilda.
37:42Hilda.
37:44Hilda.
38:05Hilda.
38:08Hilda.
38:11Hilda.
38:11Hilda.
38:17What's the matter, sailor? Did you lose something?
38:19I'd like to be just trained.
38:22You wouldn't have any Benadryl, would you?
38:24This one must have been drinking tear gas.
38:27Oh, dear. I was just fine. I'm fine. It's me.
38:30Imagine just kissing girls putting a guy in the hospital.
38:33Hey, Doc, what room is Melvin Jones in?
38:35Right in here, but no visitors.
38:38No kidding. Is he real sick?
38:39He has an edema of the olfactory system.
38:41You see? You ask a foolish question, you get a foolish answer.
38:45And stay out of this room, huh?
38:50Oh, pardon me, Lieutenant. Jones in 116. He won't take his pill.
38:54Oh, he won't, eh?
38:55Pardon me, Lieutenant. How's our friend Jones?
38:58I don't know, but if he doesn't cooperate with me, his condition is going to be a lot worse.
39:02How would you like me to be waiting for you when you get off duty?
39:04How would you like to spend 30 days in the brig?
39:09I see you got refrigeration here.
39:10When it comes to sailors, she's cold in a deep freeze.
39:15And my pal Melvin's just lucky enough to be the one to defrost her.
39:19Come on, now. Let's take this pill.
39:23I only have a 13 and a half nut. It'll choke me.
39:26Not if you take it with a big swallow of water.
39:30I want my mother.
39:32Isn't he sweet?
39:35Now, if your mother was here, she'd say,
39:37Open your mouth.
39:40Well, come on. Open it.
39:43Open it up. Come on.
39:45That's right. Now stick out your tongue.
39:48Stick it out.
39:51Now take a big swallow of water.
40:00That's the boy.
40:28It went down.
40:29Of course it did.
40:31Now it'll make you sleep.
40:33Come on, now. Lie back.
40:36Lieutenant, I'm homesick.
40:39I don't think I'll be able to sleep.
40:41But you must sleep.
40:43My mother was there.
40:45She'd kiss me.
40:46Right here.
40:47All right.
40:49Sure taken her a long time to give him a pill.
40:51Oh, he probably didn't cooperate and she had to get rough.
40:55Hey, let's take a look.
41:03Sleep well, my dear boy.
41:08Boy, the way those models went after that Melvin.
41:11I don't know.
41:11It's a mystery to me.
41:12Did you see the way they tore him apart?
41:15I figured this way.
41:17Girls just can't resist him.
41:18Hey, I'll lay a little money.
41:21I can pick a dame who won't have anything to do with him.
41:23If she does, I'll pay off.
41:26Well, put up or shut up.
41:29I'll bet six months pay.
41:30I'll take a hundred bucks of that.
41:32I'll take two hundred bucks.
41:33I'll bet my wristband.
41:33Set it up.
41:34Okay, I'll take all that.
41:36You're all covered.
41:37And if you know of anybody else, just send them around to see me.
41:40Hey, Chief.
41:43Sailing orders for your draft.
41:44Okay, men, gather on.
41:46These are our orders.
41:48For the purpose of fleet training
41:50and for familiarization with various types of naval craft,
41:55Training Squadron 87B will be dispatched to Honolulu in the following manner.
42:00And they got it cut up into three classes.
42:02Destroyers, battleships, and submarines.
42:05Submarines.
42:05Yeah, and our group's on it.
42:07Honolulu.
42:09Hey, that's where Corrine Calvay is.
42:11I'll be able to see her.
42:12You better be careful Melvin doesn't see her first.
42:15Hey, that's the girl.
42:17Corrine.
42:18All the dough that Jones can't make the grade with her.
42:21Corrine?
42:22Nah, that makes it too tough.
42:23What's the matter?
42:24You getting yellow?
42:26Okay, Corrine it is.
42:28All right, men, let's get on the ball.
42:30Turn in and get a good night's sleep.
42:32Tomorrow we're on our way.
42:34Now hear this.
42:35Now hear this.
42:37Drill in one hour.
42:41Hi, Al.
42:42Look, I'm all cured.
42:44Well, you look like you're in shape to kiss a girl.
42:46Hilda?
42:47Oh, she's mad at me.
42:48She won't even talk to me.
42:49No, not Hilda.
42:51Well, you know, any other dame I can't get close to, I get a swelling in the back of my
42:54nose.
42:55If you don't get close to the girl I tell you to, you'll get a swelling in the front of
42:58your nose.
42:59Well, there's a lot of money bet on you.
43:01Well, what if Tiger disappears with all that loot?
43:07Ah, don't worry.
43:09I got a couple of guys watching him.
43:12And he's holding the bets.
43:14Holding bets on me?
43:16What for?
43:17Now, look, you're my pal, right?
43:19Yeah.
43:19I said that no girl can resist you and Ladarski says they can.
43:24So the guys got a lot of dough together and they bet that you can kiss any girl the Ladarski
43:28name.
43:29He named Corinne.
43:31And, kid, I better bundle myself.
43:35Well, what if I'm allergic to her and I can't kiss her?
43:37Then you and all the boys will lose all your money.
43:40I won't do it on purpose, but if I do, well, you can buy money from me.
43:43No, Melvin, that's all right.
43:45Oh, no, I won't take no for an answer.
43:46You are my friend and you are my pal.
43:48You can have all the money you want.
43:50No, Melvin, that's all right.
43:51What do you keep saying no for?
43:53Because I bet six months of your pay and every cent you had in your money, Belle.
43:57Well, there's no reason to say no.
43:58You should bet six months of my pay and all the money in my money, Belle.
44:03Take it easy.
44:04Now, just shut up and listen.
44:06There was nothing else I could do.
44:07You're my buddy, right?
44:09You wouldn't want me to lose my money and not lose yours, too, would you?
44:12Oh, well, that would be selfish on your part.
44:14Sure.
44:15Besides, if you win, you'll practically be a millionaire.
44:17If I win, I won't be able to breathe.
44:19Now, which is more important, breathing or money?
44:22Besides, the boy's better fortune on you.
44:26All right, I'll do the best I can.
44:28And where's this Corinne dame anyway?
44:31Honolulu.
44:32Oh, and then what's there to worry about?
44:34If she's in Honolulu, we're here in San Diego.
44:36It could be years before we ever met.
44:41Yeah.
44:43We're going to Honolulu tomorrow.
44:46Tomorrow?
44:47Oh, what ship?
44:49Not by ship.
44:51Not by ship?
44:52No.
44:53Plane?
44:53Not by plane.
44:54Not by plane.
44:56What do they want us to do, swim across?
44:58We're going by submarine.
44:59Oh, submarine.
45:01I did say going down in an elevator.
45:11What did he have to wind them for?
45:14Ah, quit your beefing.
45:15You're lucky nobody better than cuckoo clock.
45:30Detail from training squadron 87B reporting as audit, sir.
45:33At ease, man.
45:36Lardoski, you'll be the only one for them.
45:37It'll not be a new experience to sail aboard a submarine.
45:40You'll be in charge of our passengers and see they don't get in the way of ship's company.
45:43Yes.
45:44It must be remembered that we're merely transporting.
45:47They'll get their further assignments when we get to Honolulu.
45:49And for the rest of you men, there is a certain freedom that's permitted in the submarine service.
45:54Among the officers and enlisted men, we do away with the usual formalities because of the confined space.
45:59All right, Lardoski, you can load them aboard the forward torpedo room hatch.
46:06Oh, he's friendly.
46:08Won't this be ginger, PJ?
46:10Yeah, real keen.
46:12All right, man.
46:13Follow me.
46:13Single fire.
46:14Let's go.
46:18Let's go.
46:22Put your bag right down the hatch.
46:25Get easy now.
46:28Watch your step.
46:30You'll get used to it.
46:33Follow him right down.
46:35Bag.
46:36That's right.
46:38I'm very glad we're going to be informal.
46:40My name is Melvin Jones.
46:41Well, you don't call me Melvin.
46:43Go on.
46:44Get gone.
46:45I'm gone.
46:45You don't have to yell.
46:53Ow!
46:58Oh, why don't you watch what you're doing?
47:01Stop the head, Al.
47:02Stop the head.
47:03I don't like it here.
47:04I'm going to quit.
47:05What do you mean, quit?
47:06Submarine service is the safest part of the Navy.
47:08Safe as part of it.
47:09I almost got killed.
47:10All you have to do is keep your head up, eyes straight, and watch your step.
47:13Once you get the hang of it, it's very simple.
47:15Nah.
47:16Head up, eyes straight, and watch your step.
47:18Now, let's go find our quarters before something else happens to you.
47:24Oh, come on.
47:36Gee, I hope they check this for leaks.
47:38Oh, watch where you're going.
47:40Hey, Al, it ain't much, but we can fix it up.
47:42Well, do you think it's good enough for us?
47:44Not really, but I think we should grab it before a couple other guys do.
47:47Somebody else already grabbed it.
47:49Yeah, well, possession is nine points to the law.
47:52Oh, I'd like to see somebody else grab it, huh, Al?
47:54We'll put clean sheets on and everything.
47:58Melvin, you better leave the sheets on.
48:00Leave the sheets on?
48:01How do we know who slept on it?
48:03Come on, Al, you're not helping me at all.
48:05Throw these out in the hall.
48:11Now, the commander, the commander.
48:12This is my stateroom, sailor.
48:14You've got one minute to get this place cleaned up and get out,
48:17or you'll spend the rest of this trip chained to a torpedo.
48:19I'm sorry, sir.
48:20We'll take care of it.
48:22We'd better hurry.
48:23Don't be assigning punks.
48:24Turn, turn, turn, turn.
48:29Turn, turn, turn, turn.
49:16All right, men, get your gear in order
49:18and store your empty seat bags under the bunks.
49:21Ah, where were you, kissing the engineer?
49:24Ah, come on, Lodarski, lay off, man.
49:26Get away off.
49:27I've been sick.
49:28That first bunk is yours.
49:30Oh.
49:31Not up there.
49:33Down there.
49:42How am I supposed to get in there?
49:44Well, you just lie down,
49:45and the man above pulls his bunk down,
49:48gets in, and so on.
49:50Take.
49:51Brothers, these two are yours.
49:53Bull, hammer, take those two.
49:55We'll be back.
49:57Oh.
49:57Oh.
49:57Oh.
50:00Oh.
50:13Oh.
50:24Oh man.
50:45Put that back in your seabag.
50:47It's just in case we have to abandon ship.
50:49I said put it back.
50:52How can I get this back of my seabag?
50:56Now, get rid of that thing.
50:59It's been turned in.
51:00All of you.
51:08Shut up and turn in.
51:10All of you.
51:11Big man.
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