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Umbilical World 2018
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00:02:56Dear Beloved,
00:02:58We are having the most wonderful time.
00:03:03The trenches are decorated with flowers and pleasantries.
00:03:11I hope you get well soon.
00:03:14With love from the Great War.
00:03:29Oh, Daddy, that really hurt.
00:03:37Hold me, Daddy.
00:03:39Daddy, I'm bothered.
00:03:54You'd better have a good reason for all this rumpus, Mr. Branches.
00:04:01Daddy, look what happened to my end bits, Daddy.
00:04:06Oh, someone's got a poorly.
00:04:09We'll have to get some bubble trumps and vinegar on there before it falls off.
00:04:15I'm cold out here, Daddy.
00:04:17I'm cold.
00:04:19Well, you'd better get a move on and start growing out of those branches if you want to come inside.
00:04:26That's not fair, Daddy.
00:04:42I feel my day of reckoning may be approaching.
00:04:52I suppose I'd better alert the correspondence.
00:05:01Bring help briskly.
00:05:09Mother always said the scarlet fever would be my final departure.
00:05:42Oh, geez.
00:05:46I've yearned for this day, I never thought she would arrive, bottles, nappies, smiles
00:05:57and wee, to my heart you've found the key, baby, Yvonne is born today, the angels say
00:06:10she's here to stay, ah, you've got your mother's eyes, and she was a fair maiden too, make no
00:06:22mistake
00:06:49I shan't be able to attend the war today, as I am still feeling a little under the weather,
00:06:59heavens to Betsy what now, you're supposed to be doing your exercise, Yvonne, a lethargic
00:07:16child is a servant to the beast, heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, heads, shoulders,
00:07:30I'm going to be jolly cross with you in a minute, I think we've been given a duff one, Marjorie,
00:07:58my condition is worsening, Yvonne, I'm afraid caring for you might be out of my mind,
00:08:07my current grasp, ah, that's a shame, you were doing a first rate job, I'll make some appointments,
00:08:21home, needed, for, meddlesome child, good old Aunty Bainbridge has agreed to take care of
00:08:43you, whilst daddy is enfeebled, she'll, she'll make a fanciful young gentle woman of you, and
00:08:52she'll have you in farming, now, did you remember to pack your trestle table, well it's too late
00:09:06to go back now, Aunty Bainbridge, now there's a rosy rascal, give us a hug you old dame, I remember,
00:09:33you'd sing me a shilling's worth, and then smack my bottom raw for being a fussy fidget pot, all in
00:09:42faded days.
00:09:47Well, erm, I'm just, here, to, erm, oh, to, ah, clean your windows, that's right, I think, yes, I think
00:10:03I must be.
00:10:06Them's a bit mucky, missus, should be one for tzatty lads, really, don't qualm mind, I'll chuck you this in
00:10:14for note.
00:10:15I'm just, I'm just.
00:10:45Help.
00:11:15Oh.
00:15:06Oh yeah, oh yeah, what's this? What's this, eh? What's this?
00:15:10Look where you're going, eh?
00:15:15My skins were my only source of comfort.
00:15:18I'd taken extra special care to keep them in the best condition.
00:15:21Now it seemed everybody wanted a piece.
00:15:25Oh yeah, you're looking at ya, eh?
00:15:27You think you get a slice of my treasure, do ya?
00:15:29Oh well, no, not this week.
00:15:31Not this bitter Sunday, Mrs. Chesterfield.
00:15:40Hey, that's my good ear, you can't have that one.
00:15:44Hey, that's my good ear. You can't have that one.
00:15:45Oh, why couldn't you take the gluey one?
00:15:59The scent took me right back.
00:16:09I was hidden behind one of the faces.
00:16:11I was hidden behind one of the faces.
00:16:11No one suspected a thing.
00:16:14Back then I could get away with anything.
00:16:16I was hidden behind one of the faces.
00:17:03The painting was titled, Three Men Without Skin.
00:17:16Hey guys, what'll it be?
00:17:17I'll take a pickled chin.
00:17:19Yeah, me too. And a silver sausage.
00:17:21Yeah, yeah, give me a silver sausage too.
00:17:23And a rack.
00:17:25That crack? Crack crack? Needle rack?
00:17:26Get the needle rack.
00:17:28And I'll take the same plus another three with a pickled chin but no silver sausage.
00:17:32No silver? You pushing out on me here?
00:17:35Talk it up.
00:17:35Silver ain't on my radar today.
00:17:37Well get it on your fucking radar.
00:17:39I'll take a back rack but don't jizz up the bull foam.
00:17:42Are you strung out?
00:17:44You girls are like Moses already.
00:17:46Give me extra fucking trilby shots all over mine so these pussies can see how a real man fucking does
00:17:52it.
00:17:52All right, horse mouth. Fucking rest it.
00:17:54I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:17:57You know what? Fuck it.
00:17:58Give me a silver sausage but no chin.
00:17:59And change my rack to the crack rack.
00:18:02You pricks just washed my jaw.
00:18:04That's talking.
00:18:05Let's make a night of it.
00:18:07Louis, get to work.
00:18:08Sure thing, boss.
00:18:20I'm not fooling anybody anymore.
00:18:30I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:33I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:36I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:38I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:39I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:40I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:41I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:41I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:44I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:44I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:44I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:45I don't need another dovetail in my trunk.
00:18:58Does this firearm hold the sufficient force to blow the brain right out of my stinking rotten skull?
00:19:08Hmm. I mean, if you want to get it clean out, then maybe something like this would be more up
00:19:14your street.
00:19:15First then, sell me that one!
00:19:18You'll need a bit more than that.
00:19:20Give me a discount!
00:19:22Do you, uh, plan on getting it done this week?
00:19:25What is it to you?
00:19:27Well, I mean, if you're only going to use it once.
00:19:31For a discount, I could loan you the gun and then retrieve it once the job is done.
00:19:36But you'll have to tell me where.
00:19:40I may take a walk up to the hill one evening this week.
00:19:44I'm sure you'll hear it.
00:19:46I'm sure I will.
00:19:48Don't make a mess of it now.
00:19:50I've seen a lot ofodays again.
00:20:06Looks like I didn't know what it was.
00:20:07I don't know why they liked it.
00:20:08I can't wait to see him.
00:20:09I'm sure I'll check the show on me.
00:20:10Maybe he was just trying it out.
00:20:13Maybe.
00:20:21I don't know.
00:20:51I don't know.
00:21:19Finish the job off, will you?
00:21:21I'm really getting tired of this.
00:22:03I just came to, look, I'm on, I only, I mean, I'm on, I'm not trying.
00:22:10I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on, I'm on.
00:23:07Satsang with Mooji
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00:30:37The tree has friendly growth, yet you do not.
00:30:43You are terribly sad.
00:31:31You would have a true friend if you had your own tumor.
00:31:36You would have a true friend.
00:32:06You would have a true friend.
00:32:28You would have a true friend.
00:32:49You may not live much longer.
00:32:54However, I am willing to offer you my body.
00:33:00You would have a true friend.
00:33:28You would have a true friend.
00:33:44Thank you very much.
00:34:19You would have a true friend.
00:34:44You would have a true friend.
00:34:50Could I just take a few details please?
00:34:56Right, I understand.
00:35:00And let me be the first to say that I am deeply sorry from the bottom of my...
00:35:10And furthermore, I would like to offer you a selection of compliments.
00:35:18The first being that you have really beautiful eyes.
00:35:24Or if you are a man, then your penis is of an adequate size, but not too wide that it
00:35:39might cause discomfort to your chosen partner.
00:35:43You are joking mate.
00:35:44I hope this is a winder because I am really getting fucking pissed off with you.
00:35:46And I want to speak to the fucking manager.
00:35:49Now I want to speak to the fucking manager.
00:35:50You're not having that.
00:35:51No.
00:35:52Um.
00:35:53There's a technical issue.
00:35:56And.
00:35:58I'm afraid it's all your fault.
00:36:00You've been pissed off with all this shit that's going on.
00:36:02You seriously.
00:36:08You've wasted your life.
00:36:10You once had ambition.
00:36:13But that mind-numbing, dead-end job gradually just crumbled it all away.
00:36:21You're running out of time.
00:36:24What's the solution?
00:36:26Buy some more!
00:36:28That's right folks, we're selling time.
00:36:30Buy the hour.
00:36:31Buy the week.
00:36:32Buy the year.
00:36:33However much you want, we'll give you a great deal.
00:36:36Just imagine it.
00:36:37An extra two weeks to get that assignment finished.
00:36:40An extra two months to get in shape.
00:36:43An extra two years to spend with your family before you die.
00:36:47Buy.
00:36:48Our.
00:36:48Time.
00:36:49And I know what you're thinking ladies and gentlemen.
00:36:51We don't sell inferior time.
00:36:54This is good quality time.
00:36:56Summer evenings.
00:36:57Eventful mornings.
00:36:58Classic winters.
00:36:59We've got them all.
00:37:06I'd like to sell some of my time please.
00:37:09How much would you like to give us today?
00:37:12I'm thinking about ten years.
00:37:15How much will I get for that?
00:37:18We pay fifty pounds per year.
00:37:20So that'll be five hundred pounds.
00:37:23Oh, okay.
00:37:26What do I need to do?
00:37:29If you'd just like to step into the box, I'll put it through on the computer.
00:37:51At this rate we'll have to sell some more next week.
00:37:54It's either that or we lose the house.
00:37:57I just need about hundred pound until Tuesday.
00:38:01But mum, I don't want to sell any more of my time.
00:38:05You'll do as I fucking tell ya.
00:38:08We're selling three hours for twenty-five pounds.
00:38:11But the price of buying is fifty pounds.
00:38:14That's twenty-five for the time and fifty for the buying of it.
00:38:18But that's not all.
00:38:19You'll also get the chance to pay an additional one hundred pounds for us to accept the transaction.
00:38:25With a ninety-pound booking fee plus postage and packing.
00:38:29Now, for anyone new to our services, we'll help you choose to buy our products with a one-to-one
00:38:36personalised consultation.
00:38:38All for the pathetically low fee of eighty-eight ninety-two.
00:38:42I mean, you'd have to be pretty pointless not to take advantage of this.
00:38:46I started with five years and I'd never felt better.
00:38:50My back pains all healed up and my wife came back to life.
00:38:53Well, since then I've bought another couple of decades and look at me. I'm back to my peak.
00:38:59After wasting my youth, I was melting away into a desk job with my backside widening by the week.
00:39:05I bought thirty years and now I'm pure again with plenty of ambition.
00:39:12Erm, excuse me sir. Do you have the time?
00:39:16Because I want it all! I want it all back! Mine is running out!
00:39:23I had to sell my golden years this morning when I always said that no one would ever take them
00:39:29away from me.
00:39:30Don't worry dear. You'll be able to buy them again when you get back on track.
00:39:35It's my time! I saw it first!
00:39:38Over my dead body!
00:39:39Body!
00:39:40Ahh!
00:39:43Look!
00:39:45You'd have to be fucking stupid not to take advantage of this!
00:39:50You'll have the time of your life!
00:39:53There's the number! You will call it and we'll get you started with time!
00:39:59Over my dead body!
00:40:03Under my dead body!
00:40:23See ya next time!
00:40:24They'll put aoperate mencion Онョ you guys!
00:40:24J Gotta play some good!
00:40:27Chatsangets Shots
00:40:28Oh, my God.
00:41:10Oh, my God.
00:41:28Oh, my God.
00:42:23Oh, my God.
00:42:24Oh, my God.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:58Oh, my God.
00:43:16Oh, my God.
00:43:18Oh, my God.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:44:02Oh, my God.
00:44:23Oh, my God.
00:44:49I think I'm just going to go up this wall here.
00:44:53Do you like my window?
00:44:55I like it, but I like the other ones better.
00:44:58Yeah.
00:45:04Right, Ruddy, right, Ruddy Eck, these whites are incredible.
00:45:09There's a fat, sweaty man tied up inside my basement.
00:45:12The secret lies in the secret, the secret, the secret, the secret, the secret, you know, I need to make
00:45:33a small adjustment.
00:45:44Don't worry.
00:45:46Don't worry.
00:45:54Don't worry.
00:45:56is on the horizon. Can you feel it? Everything you own is about to dissolve along with your
00:46:02bones and loved ones. Here's what a loved one dissolving looks like. Just wait until
00:46:08you smell it. We should remind you that any remaining money you're holding might as well
00:46:13be spent whilst you still exist. A new item or gadget will certainly bring a brief smile
00:46:19to your face before you die along with everyone else. Let's all die smiling.
00:46:35Sorry. Don't worry about it pal. Doesn't this keep you up at night? Aye, sometimes but you know, pays the
00:46:43mortgage.
00:46:44Lest they explode before doomsday hits. So, as the great day of doom is fast approaching, are you prepared?
00:46:51Don't forget to switch off the fridge and return those library books. Remember, all outstanding debts
00:46:57will be carried over to your next life. Should you reincarnate as this elk? Or this beautiful
00:47:03Douglas fir? We'll make sure you don't slip through the debt net. This elk was given a debt at birth.
00:47:10He may not have any way of actually paying it back, but be sure he feels the burden. That could
00:47:16be your
00:47:17soul in there. Chew away at your sweet spiky thistles, bearing in mind any potential earnings are
00:47:25ours for the taking. This, however, is only a possible scenario, but not impossible. In reality,
00:47:32the elk could be a dog. The man a slightly larger dog. The taunts would be bites, but the message
00:47:38would remain.
00:47:39If this shrub could speak, she'd surely say, chop me down for firewood if you must. Anything
00:47:46to save mankind.
00:47:47We will.
00:47:48We will.
00:47:49We will.
00:47:50Take this, normal cigarette lighter. An inanimate object, no?
00:47:55Trilestified by the argon beam, it slowly gains awareness as it reaches 13,000 hydrologues of
00:48:03calcium. The cigarette lighter now realizes that it exists and shall remain conscious for
00:48:10the rest of its existence.
00:48:15Ah, how are we doing today, sir?
00:48:20i'd be lying if i said my life was perfect before my cheeks started melting but it was better than
00:48:28this don't worry mr robertson you didn't say that you just thought it what actually came out of your
00:48:35mouth sounded more like this oh gee whiz doc i'm just swell just swell i've never been better in
00:48:40my life and i'm glad to hear it it's comforting to know that our little tube isn't causing you
00:48:46any major concerns now i must ask has anyone here ever smoked a car like one would normally smoke a
00:48:54cigarette i don't think that's possible i think you could if you crushed it up a little bit
00:49:00it'll be a wee bit harsh on the lungs though isn't it it would that is the issue and ladies
00:49:06and
00:49:06gentlemen today i intend to come up with a solution
00:49:13you silly silly people are you talking to us yes all of you why are we silly we've been a
00:49:21great
00:49:21audience we've clapped and cheered don't be so bloody ungrateful none of you are scientists which
00:49:26makes you all silly hey that's not fair you take that back no i shan't take it back
00:49:31why would a man of science turn against his audience like that this question sparked a thought inside
00:49:38my head if i were to press down hard on the left side of my hip bone would i shrink
00:49:44in size
00:49:50of course it worked of course it did the funny thing is i've had this ability my whole life but
00:49:56i've only just thought to use it red wrangler my favorite toy racer i thought this day would never
00:50:03arrive i'm small enough to take a ride my childhood dreams have all erupted this is everything i could
00:50:12have ever hoped for and more i want to go in the glove compartment oh shuffles that was a tad
00:50:20too far
00:50:21well there's no going back now i went down further and further until i came across a forest of floating
00:50:27spongy balls i felt as if i was standing on my own planet at one point maybe a new home
00:50:34awaited me
00:50:35inside one of these spongy balls yep i'm going in
00:50:53as i drifted further down it became increasingly hard to control my body
00:51:01i'd close my eyes to see a glowing yellow ring slowly approaching
00:51:10if i kept focus i could drift all the way through the middle without losing concentration
00:51:18this was a great achievement in my mind i built an imaginary trophy cabinet
00:51:26and awarded myself a small keepsake for each success
00:51:32well done i thought well done indeed
00:51:38oh
00:52:02I don't know.
00:52:09I don't know.
00:52:41I don't know.
00:53:10I don't know.
00:53:42I don't know.
00:53:43Hello there.
00:53:44Why don't you follow me this way?
00:54:16There.
00:54:24I expect you feel much better after that.
00:54:29I don't know.
00:54:50Help!
00:54:52Help!
00:55:00Help me!
00:55:03Oh, boy.
00:55:03It was I all along.
00:55:05I didn't mean to confuzzle one's ears.
00:55:08I was merely practical joking.
00:55:11Oh, the mirth!
00:55:13Aha!
00:55:13A hardly-ha!
00:55:17I've been watching you, little toast slave.
00:55:21In the shower, yes?
00:55:24Becoming quite the young gentlemen, aren't we, if you know what I mean?
00:55:28Oh, yes?
00:55:29Oh, dear.
00:55:31You must go to work now!
00:55:36Quickly, children.
00:55:38Make the toast.
00:55:40We mustn't make the master angry.
00:55:42More toasties!
00:55:44More toasties!
00:55:45I demand more toasties!
00:55:47Is one still hunger-ish?
00:55:49Still a little gap for more toastie treats, yes?
00:55:53Is that?
00:55:54And that little tickering tum of yours?
00:55:55I'm still a bit peckish.
00:55:59I want some more toasties!
00:56:02T-t-take that young boy's stew and add it to the broth.
00:56:10Oh, the footwear of a child.
00:56:15A delicate spice as I.
00:56:34You're such a good boy.
00:56:38Come here, Grandma.
00:56:40I wanted to give you a big kiss.
00:56:43You're really sloppy.
00:56:48Don't listen to her.
00:56:51She's a witch.
00:56:59I think you should kill her.
00:57:05Slit her open and burn her nipples.
00:57:19Be a good little Joe Spur and get your grandma through my old special little bay leaves.
00:57:57No!
00:58:03No!
00:58:13You're a little girl.
00:58:18She's a great girl.
00:58:18Oh, sure.
00:58:22Oh, my God.
00:58:48Oh, my God.
00:59:18Oh, my God.
00:59:54Well, hello there, little toaster child.
00:59:58I understand you've been experiencing some hallucinations, sir.
01:00:02Some rather nasty beetles, yes?
01:00:05That'll be your brain pocket, sir.
01:00:07Playing tricks on one.
01:00:08But we can fix that.
01:00:10Oh, we can fix that, yes.
01:00:11We have a brain-fixing machine, sir.
01:00:14Would you like that, sir?
01:00:16Yeah?
01:00:19Great.
01:00:20Great, sir.
01:00:21Yes?
01:00:22Just remember, sir, we're the good beetles.
01:00:25We want to help you, sir.
01:00:27Take a business card, sir.
01:00:28Why not take two?
01:00:30There's an offer on.
01:00:31Oh, we're such jokers.
01:00:37Jokers in trousers.
01:00:38Well, we're not wearing shorts.
01:00:40It's not really the weather for it.
01:01:00I feel sick.
01:01:02Make it stop.
01:01:03I need to catch my breath.
01:01:05I'm going to die.
01:01:06Please make it stop.
01:01:34Want to forget that horrible illness and move on?
01:01:38Yes.
01:01:38Take this pill and forget you were ill.
01:01:41You may also forget that you took the pill and have to buy another.
01:01:46What starts as a vicious cycle rapidly becomes a whirlwind.
01:01:52Have you been experiencing vicious whirlwinds?
01:01:55Leave a note for yourself next time.
01:01:58You're a bloody crook, you are.
01:01:59Would you like another pill?
01:02:01These ones are pink.
01:02:02Awww.
01:02:08Pain.
01:02:09Hurts, doesn't it?
01:02:11Ask Pain why he chose you.
01:02:14Why did you choose me, Pain?
01:02:15Don't blame Pain.
01:02:17He's an honest chap.
01:02:18He's everywhere and nowhere.
01:02:20The Pain he gave you is wonderful and you thank him for it.
01:02:24Thanks, Pain.
01:02:26I was such a ruddy fool to ignore the rules of Pain.
01:02:29I'm thankful he set me an example with this hip lip.
01:02:33Give him a quick whisper at night and he'll see you through, soft and sound.
01:02:37So special to me.
01:02:38I'll never forget you, Pain.
01:02:40And who knows?
01:02:41He might just have a word with gravity when they open up the box.
01:02:45He ain't gonna fall this time, you hear me?
01:02:47He ain't tripping no more.
01:02:56What is it, nurse?
01:02:57I mean, gravity is here to see you.
01:03:02I mean, should I tell him to wait?
01:03:04Send him in.
01:03:07Isn't she useless?
01:03:09Once sharp as a blade, now reduced to a limp drip of old chicken piss.
01:03:15I'm just a big pile of rubble.
01:03:17I'm useless.
01:03:18Why do I exist?
01:03:19It seems our nurse contracted melodram patheticism from a nervous dog.
01:03:24Silly old cow.
01:03:26I say, nurse Wulfton, would you go up to the rooftop and taste the air for me, please?
01:03:32Very important.
01:03:33But isn't the roof a bit dangerous?
01:03:36Nurse, I need it doing now.
01:03:38I don't so much like the heights up there.
01:03:41What if I touch a cloud?
01:03:43Go.
01:03:45Does this look familiar?
01:03:47Are you all weak and pathetic?
01:03:49Do you fear wood lice or splashes from the toilet?
01:03:54Maybe you too have a belt of the old melodram patheticism.
01:03:59I'm just no good at anything.
01:04:01I'm so bloody rubbish.
01:04:02Nurse, look out.
01:04:03Watch where you're going.
01:04:04There's a trip hazard there.
01:04:05I don't suppose it would matter if I were to trip over and die.
01:04:13These pills have yet to be tested.
01:04:15Would you like one?
01:04:16Yes.
01:04:22Fool, you should have prepared yourself for death.
01:04:26She's a bitter mule, unforgiving and cold.
01:04:29She won't have a bedtime story prepared, so bring your own.
01:04:33Let's rewind back to life.
01:04:36I'll probably just die any minute.
01:04:39What happens when I die?
01:04:42First we take our plasters back.
01:04:44Then we slap you for wasting our time.
01:04:47Only living people are of use to us.
01:04:50Then finally, with your permission, we'll donate your still warm body to a rapist.
01:04:56I know it sounds vile, but if we can convince one rapist to come in off the streets and spare
01:05:02potential living victims, then we are healing the community together.
01:05:06Mother, you do want to heal the community, don't you?
01:05:10Um, I think so.
01:05:12This lady died unsure.
01:05:14She's harming the community.
01:05:16Oh, I'm scared.
01:05:18I might faint.
01:05:20What if I faint?
01:05:21Quiet!
01:05:21Take these pills.
01:05:23How do they taste?
01:05:24No flavour.
01:05:25What is happening now?
01:05:27Well, I feel the same.
01:05:28Success!
01:05:29These are designed to make you feel the same.
01:05:32Oh, wait.
01:05:32I feel different now.
01:05:34Take some more.
01:05:35Still feel different?
01:05:37Yes.
01:05:38Success!
01:05:39That's right.
01:05:40This lesson has been a spectacular success.
01:05:44Now, keep your head down, be faithful to pain and knuckle on through.
01:05:48It'll be over before you know it.
01:05:51It'll be over before you know it.
01:06:36No!
01:06:37It'll be over before you know it.
01:06:38I can't find it.
01:06:40I'm scared.
01:06:45No!
01:06:46No!
01:06:48No!
01:06:49Yes!
01:06:50No!
01:06:50No!
01:06:57He's my daddy in there. I've looked all over, but I can't find him.
01:07:08Looks a lordy. The young one appears to be confuzzled.
01:07:12A bad choice.
01:07:13I'll say. Let's call him Howard.
01:07:16To his face?
01:07:17No, best not, eh? Best not.
01:07:19I'll say it. I'll do it.
01:07:20Yeah, I'll say it. I'll say it to his face. Shall I say it?
01:07:22Go on, then. I will. I will. Shall I say it? I will.
01:07:25I'll say it. Shall I say it?
01:07:26No, you best not, actually. No, don't.
01:07:28I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.
01:07:35I've got a flannel to wash my face.
01:07:37When he gets mucky, I feel disgraced.
01:07:39Do you like horlicks? Do you like chips?
01:07:40I've got a hundred pairs of lips.
01:07:44Hello? What's your name?
01:07:46I've seen you on the posters on the wall.
01:07:48I can see what you look like on the posters.
01:07:56The man came from stealing my soup to get to his dog and I like soup.
01:08:02I can't keep making it because he just steals it.
01:08:07I think it's your turn to go in there.
01:08:10I don't care when I'm in there.
01:08:20That's been my brother.
01:08:22He's always banging things.
01:08:26Joshua, Joshua.
01:08:27Don't do it well.
01:08:39You forgot your hammer.
01:08:45But it's all right.
01:08:47They don't come from trees, don't they?
01:08:50Yes.
01:08:57It's all right.
01:09:40As it's Hubert's birthday, it would be rather polite if you took a hot bath at Milford
01:09:52cubicle. You're a bit pooey. Hubert Cumberdale. Oh, them's trousers a bit posh sunshine.
01:10:09And how old are you going to be? They do grow up fast.
01:10:22Who on earth could that be? It's far too early for guests.
01:10:34Who the devil are you?
01:10:44Let's see what the fingers make of all this.
01:10:51You appear to be free of all information.
01:11:02I would advise you, young binikens, not to associate yourself with such an ignorant, textualess pole.
01:11:17Are you Hubert's birthday stick?
01:11:23No answer. As I expected.
01:11:32Come on, Sludgeworth. I won't ask you again.
01:11:38Well, someone's a saggy slumber, chaps.
01:11:42Hold on. This might get your gears in motion.
01:12:05Oh, dear. What a smirk.
01:12:09What a day you've chosen to fall under.
01:12:18Horace, you're in charge until I get back.
01:12:43Don't you crumple your face up at me, Hubert Jason Cumberdale.
01:12:49Well, we've a duty to fetch the doctor, since our wandering guest has fallen ill.
01:13:07Now sit tidy and wait for the GP.
01:13:14There he is.
01:13:16Trusty old Dr. Papanak.
01:13:24Just here for the old once-over, Doc.
01:13:30I suppose you'll be checking me for nimpas and camel spots.
01:13:38Oh, no.
01:13:42Oh, no.
01:13:45Oh, no.
01:13:48Oh, no.
01:13:49Ow.
01:13:50Ooh.
01:13:54Ooh.
01:14:05Ooh.
01:14:15I know it hurts, just try and sit still whilst the doctor eats your blood.
01:14:51Well, switch my knickers. We're awfully late. I must have slept for six Mondays.
01:15:16Christ in staples. Horace, I said you could bring one friend.
01:15:34Mr. Cubicle, what's become of your outer casing? Your butter hollow structure?
01:15:46You foul creatures. When I find which one of you wretched beasts consumed Mr. Cubicle's flesh, there'll be heavens to
01:15:58pay.
01:15:59Go on, bugger off, the bloody lot of you. Get out of my house.
01:16:09You again. I bet you're the ringleader here, aren't you? You should feel a great shame for this outcome, sir.
01:16:22A great shame.
01:16:27I see you've invited the whole platoon. Is this remaining seat reserved for me?
01:17:00Good morning, sir.
01:17:04I see you.
01:17:06I'll stop there.
01:17:07I can't wait for the bomb.
01:17:07I'm so sorry.
01:17:28Oh, oh, oh!
01:17:30For me?
01:17:33I thought you'd all forgotten.
01:17:36Well, well, well, well, well, well.
01:17:38I'm about to run.
01:17:38Oh, well, well, well, well, well, well.
01:17:56I shall wear it from here to the grave.
01:18:01What a truly special day.
01:18:16What a truly special day.
01:19:03What a truly special day.
01:19:24What a truly special day.
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