00:18Do you want me to come in?
00:19I could come up with you.
00:22No.
00:23All right.
00:25Will you meet me for breakfast?
00:28I'm supposed to get you to the boat by 10, but I could meet you for breakfast.
00:33Okay.
00:34I told you I was a flibber to jib it.
00:56Whatever goes to you, whatever goes to you, I need not, I wait and I wait.
01:11Why is my heart on the roof without you?
01:17A tiny life upon the sea.
01:24My heart is so afraid You have broken away
01:32Tell me, darling, I pray You will come to me soon
01:41What do you think?
01:45Mr. Rivett
01:46I'm sorry I was so grotesque last night
01:50You were fine
01:51I disappointed you
01:55So what did daddy hire you to do?
01:59It's kind of complicated
02:01Okay, don't tell me
02:03Thank you
02:05I bet Patricia knows
02:06Who's Patricia?
02:08She's my half-sister
02:09She's the one who's sailing you wherever you're going
02:11She is?
02:13You didn't know?
02:14No
02:16Daddy loves a secret almost as much as he loves money
02:23Can I ask you something?
02:26What?
02:27Why are you dressed like Jungle Gem?
02:30I could change
02:32You think this is inappropriate for the boat?
02:39No, it's fine
02:43We better get going
02:45I've got a guy dropping your trunks off at the marina
02:48Who may or may not have understood my travel directions
02:51Come on
02:53Andele, andele
02:58Is that it?
02:59Yeah
03:02What's the trunks, Felix?
03:04Oh, those are...
03:06Well, my name's not Felix, it's Joe
03:08I know
03:14That's your half-sister?
03:16Yeah
03:17That outfit's wearing you, Felix
03:20Why are you calling me Felix?
03:21My name is Joe
03:22I'm calling you Felix because I do what I want
03:26Hello, Angelica
03:27Hello, Patricia
03:28Do you know where Daddy is?
03:31See, we never know where our father is
03:33And we always suspect that the other one knows
03:35But it's all phone calls and telegrams, eh, Angelica?
03:38Well, you're in a rotten mood
03:42It's the sunshine
03:43Gets me down
03:45Where are you going?
03:46Can you believe it?
03:47Dad said not to tell you
03:49Goes with my theory
03:50Power makes you paranoid
03:53Well, get ready to heave, Felix
03:55My name is Joseph or Joe
04:00All right, Joe
04:01Get ready, we're leaving
04:05Wish me luck
04:06Good luck
04:09You're shaking
04:11Damn
04:26I don't know
04:29I don't know
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05:25Here you go.
05:28All right, looks delicious.
05:30We eat well aboard the Tweedledee.
05:32The Tweedledee?
05:33Yes, we're in the boat.
05:35Oh.
05:37So, we're going to the island of Loponi Wu.
05:40I guess so.
05:42Why?
05:43You don't know?
05:44No.
05:46You ever been there before?
05:47No.
05:48All I know about Loponi Wu is that the name means
05:51a little island with a big volcano,
05:53and that the people, the Loponis, like orange soda.
05:57They like orange soda?
05:58Yeah.
05:58About 1800 years ago, a Roman galley with a crew of Jews and Druids
06:04got caught in a huge storm off Carthage.
06:06They were swept a thousand miles off course
06:09and ended up on the wrong side of the Horn of Africa.
06:12Thinking they were returning to Rome, they sailed deep into the South Pacific
06:15and finally ended up colonizing a lightly populated Polynesian island,
06:19which they named Loponi Wu.
06:22Thus was born the Woponi culture, a mixture of Polynesian, Celtic, Hebrew, and Latin influences.
06:28The Woponis are known throughout Polynesia as having a peculiar love of orange soda
06:31and no sense of direction.
06:35Why did you talk to me so snotty back on the dock?
06:41Because you work for my father, and I'm angry with my father.
06:45Why are you angry with him?
06:47Because he's never around.
06:49Well, if you're angry with him and he's never around, why are you working for him?
06:52I don't work for him. My transport of you is strictly a favor.
06:56You do favors for people you're mad at?
06:58I don't work for him.
07:01All right.
07:03He said he'd give me this vote if I took you.
07:07Wow.
07:08Well, he's got two of them.
07:11This is the Tweedle Dee. There's a Tweedle Dumb, too.
07:13Well, I guess that makes everything okay, then.
07:16Yes, it does.
07:27Is this okay for you?
07:28Oh, sure.
07:31The boys like to sleep in the hole. Dagmar sleeps on deck when the weather's good.
07:35So you pretty much have things to yourself.
07:37I'm in the little stateroom.
07:39Great.
07:45I'm sorry I was so rude on the dock.
07:47It's okay.
07:51Did you sleep with my sister?
07:56No.
07:57Actually, she's my half-sister.
08:01No, I didn't.
08:03Okay.
08:04Do you like to fish?
08:07Sure.
08:08Maybe tomorrow we can do some fishing.
08:10Okay.
08:10Okay.
08:14Uh...
08:15This is the light switch.
08:16Did Mike show you how to work the bathroom?
08:18Yeah.
08:19Good.
08:23Do you want me to turn it off while I go?
08:27Okay.
08:27Yeah.
08:33I love my sister.
08:34I know she's screwed up.
08:37I love my father, even though I never see him, and he's not so great when I do see him.
08:44I'm just very nervous about this trip.
08:46He didn't tell me anything, and you don't seem to be telling me anything.
08:49But it's more than that.
08:55I've always kept clear of my father's stuff ever since I got out on my own, and now he's pulled
09:00me back in.
09:01He knew I wanted this boat, and he used it, and he got me working for him, which I swore
09:05I would never do.
09:10I feel ashamed, because I had a price.
09:17He named it, and now I know that about myself.
09:23And I could treat you like I did back out on the dock, but that would be me kicking myself
09:29for selling out, which isn't fair to you.
09:33It doesn't make me feel any better.
09:38I don't know what your situation is, but I wanted you to know what mine is.
09:43Not just to explain some rude behavior, but because we're on a little boat for a while, and I'm soul
09:53sick.
09:55And you're gonna see that.
10:01Like my sister, she's soul sick, too.
10:03And if you slept with her, then I would have known something about you.
10:10But you didn't.
10:14And you didn't.
10:15And I believe you.
10:19I'm glad you believe me.
10:22Have you ever slept on a boat before?
10:26No.
10:27It really affects your dreams.
10:30I look forward to it, even though sometimes the dreams really shake me up.
10:36Okay.
10:38Good night.
10:40Good night.
12:42So I'm leaving you on this island?
12:45That's right.
12:46How long?
12:47For the rest of my life.
12:50I can't imagine that.
12:52Are you used to this?
12:53What?
12:55The ocean.
12:56The stars.
13:00You'll never get used to it.
13:02Why do you think I want this boat?
13:04All I want to do is sail away.
13:07Where would you go?
13:10Away from the things of man.
13:18Do you believe in God?
13:21I believe in myself.
13:25What does that mean?
13:27I have confidence in myself.
13:32I've been doing some soul searching lately.
13:33I've been asking myself some pretty tough questions.
13:35You know what I found out?
13:39I have no interest in myself.
13:42I start thinking about myself, I get bored out of my mind.
13:47Well, what does interest you?
13:49I don't know.
13:51Courage.
13:52Courage interests me.
13:54So you're going to spend the rest of your life on a tiny island in the South Pacific?
13:59Well, up till now, I've lived on a tiny island called Staten Island.
14:04Commuted to this job, shut up room, pumped in air, no sunshine.
14:09Despicable people.
14:10And now that I have some distance from that situation, I find that unbelievable.
14:16Your life seems unbelievable to me.
14:19I mean, all of this, like, life seems unbelievable to me.
14:27My father says that almost the whole world is asleep.
14:30Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to.
14:33He says that only a few people are awake,
14:36and they live in a state of constant, total amazement.
14:49I have less than six months to live.
14:51The four ponies believe they need a human sacrifice,
14:53or their island is going to sink into the ocean.
14:55They have this mineral your father wants,
14:57so he hired me to leap into their volcano.
15:01What?
15:02You're not going to make me say that again, are you?
15:04No.
15:07Well, aren't you going to say anything?
15:15Well, I don't know what to say.
15:17You tell me you're dying, you tell me you're jumping into a volcano.
15:20My mind is a blank.
15:21Oh, I can understand that.
15:24Is this disease catching?
15:26No, no, no.
15:32Good night, then.
15:34I'll see you in the morning.
15:39Good night.
15:43It's a little weird today, huh?
15:46There's a typhoon warning.
15:48Good morning, Mr. Banks.
15:49Good morning, Dagmar.
15:51Looks like we're in for a blow.
16:09Can I help?
16:11Yeah, you could tie that up.
16:14Feels dead, doesn't it?
16:17Yeah, it does.
16:20Mike?
16:20Yeah?
16:21Get below, start the engine.
16:23Tell Tony to head us into the wind and keep us into the wind.
16:26All right, that's good.
16:27There isn't any wind.
16:28There will be.
16:31Are you worried?
16:33I think we'll be all right.
16:35The hatches are down, the sails are down.
16:37We're ahead of the game.
16:41What exactly is a typhoon?
16:46You know, Joe, I think you're going to find out.
16:55Go ahead.
16:57Oh!
17:01Come on!
17:16Mayday, Mayday. This is the Tweedledee. Latitude 10 degrees, 8 minutes south. Longitude approximately 150 degrees, 18 minutes west. We
17:24are in severe distress.
17:25What else should I do?
17:27Don't go on deck. The engine, just check on deck.
17:32Mayday.
17:34Dagmar, is everything okay?
17:36He looks good, but I'm going to stay with you. Take care of the petition.
17:46150 degrees, 18 minutes west. Severe distress. No way is anybody getting this.
17:52How's Dagmar?
17:53She's okay.
17:54The main boob doesn't look secure.
17:57What?
17:57Looks like it's going to bust loose.
18:02What are you doing?
18:04It's my boat.
18:07It's my boat.
18:15It's my boat.
18:16Oh, boy.
18:18Oh.
18:20Oh.
18:25Ashley?
18:28Oh.
18:49Are you all right?
18:51Oh, I think so.
19:04I think so.
19:28I think so.
19:37What's your job?
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21:21What's your job?
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