00:23It's not me.
00:27It's a heart attack.
00:28What happened?
00:29It's a heart attack.
00:29You have a date with that hot, athletic guy to do.
00:37This is new.
00:38Okay, scoot over.
00:39Look how much room is on your side.
00:42You called it my side.
00:44Okay, that's it.
00:50Wait, let's go.
00:51Stop.
00:52I'm pushing you out of the nest.
00:53It's 7 a.m.
00:54Time to fly.
00:55I'm still sleeping.
00:56Still sleeping.
00:57What are you doing?
00:58Are you insane?
01:07Good morning.
01:09It's noon.
01:11I couldn't sleep.
01:12Your bed is so much more comfortable than mine.
01:14I'll get you a mattress then, Mom.
01:15Why?
01:15You don't like cuddling with me?
01:17I'm 35 and I live with my mother.
01:18I've got to draw the line somewhere.
01:20I haven't slept alone since your dad died.
01:23Hey, stop, Mom.
01:24Don't use dad guilt on me, please.
01:26Well, it's true.
01:27Look, you literally do nothing on your own.
01:30You're young and totally capable of taking care of yourself.
01:34I am young.
01:35Exactly.
01:36Take baby steps.
01:38Go out and do something alone.
01:40Like go to dinner or the movies or something.
01:42Just to see that it's not so bad.
01:43Feel some independence.
01:44You might like it.
01:46I don't have money for stuff like that.
01:49What do you do with the allowance that I give you?
01:50Who can live off $200 a week?
01:53You don't have any bills.
01:56What?
01:57Really?
01:59What are you doing tonight?
02:01You want to come over and watch a movie?
02:02Oh, I can't.
02:04I promised Jim I'd stay home and watch some documentary on war or something.
02:07Well, wouldn't you rather hang out with me?
02:08Yeah, but I can't.
02:10At least you have the place to yourself tonight, though.
02:12Right?
02:12Finally get Olivia out of your hair.
02:14She told me that I should go out to dinner by myself.
02:18What does that even mean?
02:19I don't know.
02:20Something about being independent.
02:22Please, you're the definition of codependency.
02:25Just need to find you a good husband and you'll be fine.
02:29Okay.
02:31One last sprint.
02:42I am so excited to get you out.
02:46Oh, Abby just switched to pureed food and puked on me before I left.
02:49So sorry if I smell like ass.
02:51Is that salami on a piece of bread?
02:52Yeah.
02:53You want a bite?
02:54I would destroy that.
02:56But I'm off carbs.
02:57That's why I've been so moody.
02:58Look, you're a crazy person.
02:59You're tiny.
03:00Yeah, thanks to these.
03:02You wear Spanx under your workout clothes?
03:04Um, I wear Spanx under everything.
03:07Okay.
03:07What are you going to wear?
03:09Mom, bring some of your dresses.
03:12Oh, my God.
03:13How many pantsuits can one person have?
03:15I mean, really.
03:16Fantasy.
03:17I am coming.
03:18All right.
03:21Wow.
03:23What?
03:24I'm sorry.
03:25Do you want to sleep with him or do you want to put him to sleep?
03:27Well, it's casual.
03:29Like...
03:29Was I not clear that I was making fun of you with the pantsuits?
03:32What?
03:33This is Ann Taylor.
03:33I get compliments on this all the time.
03:35Okay.
03:36I mean, you look like you're going to an insurance conference.
03:38In Utah.
03:39I mean, what are those shoes?
03:40What?
03:40They're heels.
03:41Those are not heels.
03:42They're an inch off the floor.
03:44Yeah, I never understood what a kitten heel is.
03:46Just try on some of Mom's dresses, you know, for fun.
03:48Oh, God.
03:49Come on.
03:50Go, go, go.
03:51Those are not heels.
03:51Those aren't even kind of heels.
03:53Oh, my God, Mom.
03:54How do you fit in this?
03:55You just have to break it in.
03:57Oh, come on.
03:57It's going to look great.
03:58No way.
03:59This is ridiculous.
04:00My Aunt Taylor's suit is dressy.
04:02Can we just see it, please?
04:04Okay.
04:04It's amazing!
04:06I'm obviously not going to wear this.
04:07Oh, come on.
04:08No, it's fucking...
04:09It's too tight.
04:10No, it looks great.
04:14What?
04:14What's going on there?
04:16Oh.
04:17Oh, I haven't had a chance to wax.
04:19It's fine.
04:19You're going to go on a date like that?
04:21I'm not going to sleep with him, Mom.
04:22But if I'm going to go with 252 guys, I've got to be picky, okay?
04:25Well, if I were you, I would just shave it.
04:28All of it.
04:29I mean, guys like it bald now, you know?
04:31Mine is as bald as a baby's butt.
04:32Okay.
04:33Ew, Mom.
04:34Now I'm picturing it.
04:35You know what?
04:35I say you just keep it.
04:36That way you know you're not going to sleep with him.
04:37I'm not going to sleep with him!
04:39I'm just saying.
04:39If you have a few drinks and your decision-making gets sloppy, you're definitely not going to
04:43let anyone down there with all that nasty.
04:45It's like a nasty belt.
04:48What?
04:49I just came up with that right now.
04:51Boop.
04:52I'm not hooking up with this dude, okay?
04:54He is 26 years old, and he's wearing freaking five-toed shoes.
04:57I told you that's fixable.
04:58No.
04:59Besides, just think of it as a practice date.
05:01You're going to be rusty.
05:02You need someone to work out the first date kinks with.
05:04Now, you are definitely going to fuck this guy.
05:06What mom encourages her daughter to sleep with her first date?
05:09A very evolved mom.
05:11Okay, I'm wearing this.
05:12It's casual, but I'll add my ankle booties to dress it up.
05:15I can bend over, and you don't see my underwear.
05:18My arms don't look fat with these sleeves, and it doesn't show wet spots if I sweat,
05:21which I will because I'm really freaking nervous.
05:23It looks super cute on you.
05:25Thanks.
05:26This is going to be my first date outfit now, so we don't have to do this ever again.
05:30We turn off the notifications on my Tinder.
05:32It's like keeping me up at night.
05:34Jane, what time is it?
05:35Seven.
05:36Fuck, I've got to go.
05:38Okay, what are you?
05:40I can't get these out.
05:42They're gone.
05:42Okay, take a breath.
05:58Good evening, Miss.
05:59Hi.
06:07Hi.
06:08I'm Olivia.
06:09Oh, hey.
06:10Nice to meet you.
06:11Griffin.
06:12You rode your bike.
06:13I'm always trying to squeeze an electrocardio into my day.
06:21You, uh, ready to go inside?
06:32Can I help you?
06:40Can I help you?
06:46I'm just waiting for a friend.
06:48Well, she got a flat tire, so I'm just going to wait.
06:51I can seat you while you wait.
06:53Can I help you get an appetizer?
06:55Oh, sure.
07:05Enjoy your meal.
07:07Thanks.
07:11I mean, we were born without shoes on, so it makes total sense to have the toes separated.
07:17I never take these things off.
07:19Never?
07:20Not once.
07:21Wow.
07:23Cool.
07:26Well, we've been talking all night about what I like to do.
07:29Um, what do you like to do for fun?
07:31For fun?
07:32Yeah.
07:33Ugh.
07:34All kinds of stuff.
07:36Um, I work in insurance.
07:39Bah.
07:39I pay so much liability insurance because of my business.
07:43Yeah.
07:44I mean, I don't just work in insurance.
07:46That sounds boring.
07:47I'm actually really close to becoming a member of the seven-figure roundtable.
07:50It's like a really big deal in my industry.
07:52It's going to help when I start my own business.
07:54So.
07:55I totally get that.
07:56Yeah?
07:57I got first in the suicide sprint at the CrossFit Games last year, 19th overall, and I got this flash.
08:04I could just see it.
08:06Griffin Fitness Enterprises International.
08:09That's the name of my business.
08:10Oh, what?
08:11Personal trainer.
08:12Oh.
08:13You just got to get your head in the right place, you know?
08:15You already own your own business.
08:18Picture yourself behind that desk.
08:20And that's what I did.
08:22Look where I am now.
08:25You should totally come in for a training session on me.
08:29Oh, yeah.
08:29No, I'm not really a gym person.
08:31No, you have a really great frame.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Good.
08:35Ready to order?
08:35Yes.
08:36Yeah, I'm going to have a vodka cranberry, and then I'll just have the cheeseburger.
08:42Meanwhile, please.
08:43Okay.
08:43And I will have your cleanest grain alcohol.
08:46Okay.
08:47And I will do the white fish, cooked with no oil, no sauce, and a side of steamed veggies,
08:53please.
08:54Okay.
08:57Oh, and you know what?
08:58I will not be needing this.
09:01I don't, I don't need this either.
09:04No bun.
09:05And my burger, too.
09:06Buns.
09:07Yeah.
09:08Just on, like, salad or something.
09:09Protein style.
09:10Yeah.
09:10Protein style.
09:11I like it.
09:12I usually don't have a bun.
09:14But you know what?
09:15Mixers, they ruin a drink.
09:17Just empty calories.
09:18You know, you should follow me.
09:20I give daily lessons for free.
09:21Totally.
09:23That'd be good.
09:23Yeah, yeah.
09:24Let me see your phone.
09:26Right now?
09:26You want to see my phone?
09:27Yeah, yeah.
09:27I'll just, I'll type it in.
09:29Okay.
09:30Um.
09:31You're gonna love it.
09:32Cool.
09:34Go.
09:35Okay.
09:37The grifster.
09:39All right, there.
09:40You're following me.
09:42I almost have 500 followers.
09:44Wow.
09:44Oh, wow.
09:45You only have six.
09:47Oh.
09:48I'm gonna follow you back, okay?
09:49Social media is everything.
09:51Now, you really want to up your game on here if you want to start your own business.
09:54And I can totally help you.
09:55Oh, cool.
09:57That's, um.
09:59You know, I'm just gonna use the bathroom really quickly.
10:01But this is, this is great.
10:04You're welcome.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:12How's it going with the hot?
10:13Do you tell me everything?
10:14Oh, God.
10:15I want to go home, Jane.
10:16Why?
10:17He was so cute.
10:18Correction.
10:19He's gorgeous.
10:20He just won't shut up.
10:21All he talks about are fucking deadlifts and kettlebells.
10:25He's a personal trainer trying to give me advice on how to start my own business.
10:27I can't take it.
10:28Okay, remember, it's a practice day just to get your feet wet.
10:31Don't take it so seriously.
10:32Oh, but he is so pretty.
10:34I mean, he put his hand on my back when we walked in, and I literally shuddered.
10:37Like an electric jolt going up my spine.
10:40Whenever he reaches for anything, I can't help but stare at his arms.
10:43If he touches me at all, I am done.
10:48God, I just want to, like, make out or something.
10:51I mean, I haven't made out in so fucking long, Jane.
10:53Okay, you realize you just did a full 180 on this guy in the time it took you to pee?
10:57It's so fucking hot.
10:58I just wish he'd stop talking.
11:00Well, he can't talk with your tongue down his throat.
11:02True, true, true.
11:04I like that idea.
11:07Oh, I loved the make out phase when Jim and I first started dating.
11:11You guys don't make out anymore?
11:12No, we do.
11:13Well, we kiss.
11:15I don't really make out, no.
11:17Oh, shit, I gotta go.
11:19I don't want him to think I'm pooping.
11:20Happy making out.
11:21All right, go make out with your husband.
11:23Okay.
11:55Hey.
11:57Oh, hey.
11:59Perfect timing.
12:00Just finished.
12:03All your papers.
12:08Why is it so dark in here?
12:19Waiting for one more?
12:21I was, but my friend, she got a flat tire.
12:24She drives a Prius.
12:26They have the worst tires, you know?
12:28Yeah.
12:29You know, it may just be me.
12:31Unless she comes later, but I'm not holding my breath.
12:36Okay, I'll just take this out of the way.
12:38Can I get you anything to drink?
12:40Uh, kettle one martini, please.
12:42We were supposed to go out.
12:43That's why I'm wearing this dress.
12:46Okay.
12:47I like your dress.
12:49Be right back with your martini.
12:56Oh, here, let me...
12:58I don't want to.
12:59No, thank you.
13:01No, it's okay, I can't.
13:12Do you want me to give you a ride?
13:13Because I think your bike could probably fit in my trunk.
13:16Of my car.
13:17If it could fit your bike in my car.
13:19Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be great.
13:21Yeah, you know, I've already hit my daily goal, so...
13:23Oh.
13:24Let me go take my tire off my bike and meet you outside.
13:26Okay.
13:28Okay.
13:36Okay.
13:41Oh, my God.
14:20Hey.
14:24What?
14:25Hey, I remember only us at make out all the time.
14:31What?
14:33You know, we were first dating. I remember being in the car.
14:40Yeah.
14:43You woke me up to ask me that?
14:46No.
14:48I just...
14:50I don't know. I want to make out again.
14:54Like we used to.
14:58Right now?
14:59Yeah.
15:00Okay.
15:02Okay.
15:04Let me go brush my teeth.
15:06I think I was open mouth breathing.
15:07Okay, you were, but it wasn't that bad.
15:09Oh, it's okay.
15:12Just do a quick brush.
15:13Okay, come back.
15:16Okay.
15:27What if we went out to the car?
15:30To make out?
15:31Yeah, you know.
15:33Like we used to in front of my parents' house.
15:35That was so hot.
15:37We can't leave.
15:39Abby's sleeping.
15:39Okay.
15:41Let's take the monitor.
15:43Come on.
15:45Let's go.
16:10Okay.
16:10Did you get the pasta?
16:13Everybody raves about the pasta here.
16:15That's what the waiter said to get, so...
16:16It's smart of you to listen because...
16:19I got the steak.
16:20And I gotta tell you, it's not great.
16:26You meeting someone?
16:29My friend, she got a flat tire and we were supposed to go out afterwards.
16:34Why I'm wearing a dress.
16:37Well, you look stunning.
16:40Really stunning.
16:42And don't let your friends stop me from going out because...
16:45I think you probably make new friends wherever you go.
16:50Okay, you're right.
16:52To hell with her.
16:57It kind of feels like we're already eating together.
16:59Would you care to join me?
17:01Come on.
17:03You seem really sweet.
17:05But I'm going to be honest with you.
17:07I'm not waiting for my friend.
17:09I just said that because...
17:11Well, I'm trying to eat by myself because my daughter...
17:13She doesn't think I'm independent.
17:16But thank you.
17:17Really, it was nice to talk.
17:20Well, I think you're doing just great.
17:24And I will let you alone and leave you to it.
17:28Buon appetito.
17:48Thanks for the ride.
17:50Oh, yeah.
17:50No problem.
17:51I had a lot of fun tonight.
17:52Me too.
17:55God, I gotta get you to come to a training session.
17:58You just...
17:58You're so...
18:08Do you want to come up?
18:11Uh...
18:13Um...
18:13Look, I'm not sleeping with you.
18:15Okay?
18:16Okay.
18:16Okay.
18:18But, um...
18:19We could go up and make out.
18:21You want to do that?
18:23Okay.
18:26So cute.
18:27Just kidding.
18:29Okay.
18:30Okay.
18:32Okay.
18:37Okay.
18:38Okay.
18:42Do we still listen to music?
18:43I don't know.
18:44No.
18:46Okay.
18:56Oh, my God.
18:56This is really hot.
18:58Are you cross-fitting me right now?
18:59Mm-mm-mm-mm.
19:00Okay.
19:02Oh, my...
19:04Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:05If you're on your period, that's okay.
19:07I've got dark sheets under here.
19:09No.
19:10No, I'm not on my period.
19:10But I just...
19:11I just...
19:12I thought we were just gonna make out.
19:13You know?
19:14Yeah.
19:15Okay.
19:16We can do anything.
19:18You're gonna go on a date like that?
19:19It's like a now-study belt.
19:23Okay, you...
19:25You wouldn't care if I was on my period?
19:27No.
19:29Really?
19:32Okay.
19:34I'm not...
19:34I'm not on my period.
19:36I'm not there anyway.
19:49You...
19:50You really don't have any hair on your whole body.
19:52Lasered it all before the CrossFit Games last year.
19:55Prevents chafing.
19:56I have gotta get you to my gym.
19:57You're gonna look so small.
19:59Okay.
19:59Mm-mm-mm.
20:01Mm-mm.
20:03Mm-mm.
20:12What?
20:15Jane, we have an entire house to make out in, and we're sitting in our car.
20:20In the garage, and the baby monitor's beeping.
20:23This is silly.
20:33Come on, let's go inside.
20:49This is so cool.
20:50I've never seen a hairy pussy in real life before.
20:52I've only seen him in my dad's old playbook.
20:53Hey, shut up!
20:54Shut up!
20:55Whew!
20:57Oof!
20:58Uw!
21:01wild
21:11Ahh!
21:19Oh!
21:21Ugh!
21:23Uh!
21:32Oh, my God.
21:58Oh, my God.
22:33Hey, I found the pube.
22:55Oh, my God.
22:57Because I don't know just what I'm going to do.
23:01Oh, my God.
23:30You're just batshit crazy.
23:33Can I watch with you for a second?
23:35Of course.
23:46God, your bed is so uncomfortable.
23:48I told you.
23:59I think I waited too long to get into all this.
24:02I have no idea what I'm doing, and apparently I'm old.
24:07If that's the case, we're both fucked.
24:12You just have to keep going.
24:15You have a lot of options on there,
24:18and any guy would be lucky to have you.
24:27Why is there a wet spot under my butt?
24:33Mom!
24:35Ew! Mom!
24:36What? I was doing what you told me to!
24:40Baby steps!
24:42I guess we're sleeping in your room tonight.
24:45Subscribe to YouTube Premium and binge all of Sideswiped
24:48to see what happens next.
24:49Mouth kinda dry
24:50And I just saw a girl I wanna holla at
24:53Wait a second.
24:59I'veroyed that.
25:00It's okay!
25:00I'd continue to get
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