00:08people overseas often say we're so laid-back we've got our heads in the sand
00:14just be careful next time right that's how you do it mate hey better on next time George
00:19but that's just not true we work hard and we play even harder we just don't make a
00:25song and dance about it this week I meet a law man hey how did the case go yeah not
00:34pretty good
00:35yeah no sir he was refusing to pay his car parking fines my argument was it wasn't an official car
00:40park more of an art installation so you got him off oh no need to be filthy mate is it
00:44that kind
00:45of show is it ah no no I got him off you got him off the parking fines unfortunately though
00:49he had
00:49to pay the art installation fees which were more than the fines itself so yeah a bit of a backhanded
00:54victory on that one but still we'll take it as a win hey I wish get home I know you're
00:59trying to get
01:00in shot get out of it hello Rod it's David Ferrier hey David the the journalist can you can you
01:29open up
01:30oh yeah that's right it's not opening can you try again yeah the door mechanism isn't releasing can you
01:47how's that yeah it's still not opening yeah it's David it's David Ferrier the journalist
01:58oh you're back when you hear the buzzer just push push the door
02:03right it's not working at all can you come down
02:14then it'd be great
02:18oh no it's locked oh sorry about that yeah it's good to see you hey come on guys here come
02:26on up
02:26take your shoes off shoes off yeah I've just had it recalped yeah all right yeah it's good yeah sorry
02:30about that it's all right thought the intercom was on the stuff over there now it's all good oh come
02:33on
02:33guys oh electric shock is it yeah this is Rod Gaynor local barrister to the people from small claims to
02:40medium claims he's seen it all yeah here we go this is it wow this is a pretty great spot
02:46this is
02:47where all the all the shit happens all the good shit your books as well yeah yeah a lot of
02:52books up
02:52there a lot of mahogany hey you like mahogany beautiful hey you know fridge as well oh that
02:57that's my pride and joy yeah have you ever been in an office that came with a fridge I don't
03:01think
03:01I've ever been in an office that's had a fridge I'll get you a beer here you go what do
03:06you drink beer
03:07say no beer would be good oh there you go buddy should you be drinking oh I'll have a sneaky
03:13one
03:13don't get it on camera watch out oh yeah it's like beer anyway mate so oh no it's not oh
03:18watch out
03:20oh no we have a laugh hey it's good to have a laugh it's good for you good for your
03:24health
03:25all right thanks for uh doing this interview and everything you ever look around mate obviously
03:29got some dude on hold here oh take that hey how's it going mate sorry about that yeah listen uh
03:36just
03:36just tell them that uh you're not going to say anything to your lawyers present all right yeah
03:40what's that oh no you can say things after that but don't say anything with regards to the the issue
03:45yeah so just I'll be there as soon as I can mate all right you can yeah you can go
03:49to the toilet
03:49all right I'll see you soon mate I'll be there in a second are you sure you don't need to
03:53go and
03:54oh no no he's fine he's fine all right yeah so what sort of questions you got mate well I
03:58guess
03:59uh the big one I guess what what's the the big biggest case you've worked on oh biggest case
04:05well most recent one I've shut down a place called Starbucks the coffee joint no it's a science fiction
04:10museum based on that popular character from Battlestar Galactica oh it was too niche anyway mate
04:16it wasn't gonna last um tell us about uh your other big hobby seen him I'm a muscle car enthusiast
04:24guilty as charged yeah and are these are these your cars or those aren't my cars that's my dream list
04:30those are the top four for me but uh I do have a car mate oh okay right there right
04:34here that's mine
04:35here take a look at it bit small bit smaller closer to your eye imagine it's a bit bigger go
04:40right into it there you go does that look real now oh go right in right up to your left
04:44hand
04:44eye there close the right one there you go I'll do the sound listen to this
04:55yeah yeah it's great yeah I've got a real one you got a real one yeah you want to see
05:02it
05:02I'd love to see it so here she is my pride and joy wow yeah no it's a goodie not
05:09that one
05:10this one over here what are you looking at that for right is she for sale no I wouldn't sell
05:14this
05:14no I always display it like this people like to see it check it out see that imagine the wind
05:20going
05:21through that on a wind tunnel that's how they test it you see you just see how fast fast isn't
05:25the word
05:25mate yeah probably go for uh swift swift yes I have no idea about cars oh that's the engine mate
05:32yeah yeah I'll show you actually but I can't find the mechanism there's no denying rods enthusiasm for
05:38cars at this stage it's a little unclear if that enthusiasm translates to knowledge ready for a bit of
05:44power mate yeah your car man mate yeah I've got a car oh yeah what do you support just got
05:55a little
05:55nothing like this just a forward focus oh yeah a bit nannery a car is an extension of a man's
06:00personality that's how I feel I'm just putting it out there for me this is like a badge this car's
06:05a
06:05badge that I wear it says to me hey Rod you're in control mate I don't know you like to
06:10have fun
06:10so it's like a talking badge yeah that's right yeah this car's like a talking badge
06:16here we go mate lady alert hey sweetie oh sorry Linda what are you doing no I didn't know you
06:25changed her hair that's my sister oh embarrassing oh here we go got a phone call here hello Rod
06:33Gainer speaking oh okay oh no yeah no that's well within their rights to do that they can keep you
06:43in overnight but only if they want to be dicks about it yeah now do you have to go ah
06:50no forget
06:51about it yeah it's clear Todd let's get into it aye turn left turn right turn left then go right
07:30Rod has taken me back to his best friend's garage it's here I witness a truly unique bond
08:01you must be Dwayne
08:05Dwayne
08:05Good job
08:08Hamish nice to meet you
08:09Oh a little gullible you are yes
08:13Don't be a dog mate we've been filming a lot of this so you just keep it keep it funny
08:17see these guys
08:17see the resemblance there who's the dead
08:23pretty similar
08:30oh diane can you just come and check this because i don't know it's on the right
08:33does it go here oh no no you're close you're not far off just slightly over this way there
08:39you go on the other side of the crack yeah yeah story of my life
08:44what's the story here is this a datsun or a ferrari well technically it's a datsun
08:49but yeah i'm not very technically minded so um for me it's it's a ferrari so that's what dwayne's
08:54turning it into all right i think it's clever i mean obviously i'm the one who's got the clever
08:59job but this guy's you know you're good with your hands he's a hands man yeah i'm more of a
09:04thinker
09:05you're a doer hey look at these rings oh wow look at those rings yeah the car's conversion has been
09:11rod and dwayne's passion project for the last five years with one of the country's most respected
09:17car clubs coming to town rod hopes he dwayne and the ferrari will finally be accepted into the club
09:24making their dream a reality for me it's really important because uh yes the south side streeters
09:30it's always been a dream of mine to get into a car club and uh it's not easy is it
09:35dwayne no it's not
09:37easy you mean your car's gonna be pretty good we're gonna do a bit of blagging yeah a little trick
09:41up
09:41well steve we won't tell you now good luck yeah thank you we'd like to have a good laugh though
09:45yeah that's what we do we do you should tell them about the birthday roof what's the birthday
09:49roof it's not quite above board no i shouldn't really do that what is it what was the birthday
09:54ruse oh you twisted my arm oh no cameras all right come and over look come and check this out
09:59the birthday ruse yeah no it's um hey well what is what's this art read the date on that one
10:0823rd of march 71 yeah there's one for every day of the year oh wow one for every day of
10:14the year
10:14made them last year why id cards for dwayne for free food at restaurants yeah yeah and you go there
10:21there's a happy birthday get a free meal yeah hey this guy's getting free food every day
10:27yeah well you know word started to spread around the town yeah pretty funny the endless birthdays
10:31so yeah oh no he was just you know small town so that's the problem there's only five restaurants
10:37yeah food for thought hey we should go mate we should probably hit the right oh hey yeah you
10:42got any change yet don't you i gotta go home yeah so um yeah hey i'll uh you go with
10:47four eyes mate
10:47and uh i'll go home and get changed well just because they're asking you lots of questions that
10:53doesn't mean it's an official interrogation hey have you tried just saying you didn't mean to do it
10:59yeah oh okay well just here say it again and just really put emphasis on the on the i didn't
11:04mean to
11:05do it that's this is all the thing i'll probably say if i was there all right you do that
11:09more emphasis
11:10on it and uh you just get back to me after that okay how much longer do i it's last
11:17time you check
11:17do all right seriously yeah oh well that's embarrassing look they're filming all this just
11:25hamish hamy distract the cameras
11:29look at this guy look at hamish hamish can juggle
11:49rod has created his own registration sticker the replication is perfect unfortunately it's the
11:57wrong color what's this hey yeah rod gainer should be on your books there ferrari it's no no it's not
12:05the right sticker mate we didn't get a new sticker here we got the postal changed and yeah are you
12:11in
12:11the club yeah of course i am no what's the president's name then obama not of america of the club
12:18oh i don't know come on come on come on come on come on come on come on i ain't
12:25got time for that
12:27look what he's trying to bring in
12:34hamish
12:36do us a favor mate can you uh distract that official
12:41yeah what do you got
12:45perfect hey ferrier check this out mate little uh little secret move i'm going to reverse through
12:53the exit if the guy looks i'll just come out the other way it's an old trick hey here we
12:59go
13:10i'm impressed
13:33hey mate rod gainer carl marks oh yeah i'm the leader of the club oh great yeah a couple of
13:41things
13:41i'm going to say rock one you're not going to like one you will like first one you'll like this
13:46okay like the way you're backed in there oh you like that yeah yeah good old trick bloody nice yeah
13:50yeah yeah credit where credit's due you know thanks mate second thing you're not going to like this
13:55see you're driving a japan a japan japan japanese car there right we don't allow that
14:04mate i thought you knew cars that's not japanese that's a ferrari
14:11go and have a look at it louis oh we don't look too close mate
14:17look i just want to be in the club man
14:19yeah this ferrari sticker bells are pretty easy
14:22well i knew it coming here with you japanese car you're like a spy aren't you behind enemy lines
14:28it comes my can i'd never do that
14:34is that true you make coffee
14:37i can no no he's a lawyer
14:39are you a lawyer too yeah you're not a cop no oh i'm not a cop i hate cops especially
14:45the one in this town he's got really short shorts yeah so um
14:50you know you can help people out if they've got like you know car related fines or you know illegal
14:56modifications things like that you could do that
14:57yeah yeah that's what i do here really oh yeah yeah yeah who made the car my mate dwayne
15:05dwayne
15:10okay if you can get rid of the car and him you can stay
15:17you want a moment to think about that
15:20yeah
15:23a bit longer i might just yep
15:30hey how'd you get on
15:32yeah good good yeah
15:34i'm in
15:35i'm in
15:36yeah
15:37but uh
15:38not the not the car so
15:40yeah the cars you're not happy with the car
15:42but uh
15:43why
15:43don't know so
15:44might have to get you to
15:46take off with it
15:47yeah
15:48what about me
15:50nah you're not in
15:51he's not happy with you either
15:53so can you take the car
15:54and just
15:55just go
15:57and then i'll
15:59you know how much i've dreamt about this
16:01yeah but we've dreamt about this
16:05yeah i know
16:06i know but um
16:08i just need you to go dwayne
16:15go
16:17well let's go then
16:19yeah man
16:21you gotta go
16:22okay
16:22alright he's gotta go
16:31good one
16:32oh
16:33yeah yeah
16:34there you go
16:35oh cheers
16:36official
16:37official cooler
16:40that's awesome
16:42that's awesome
16:48it takes a shit car
16:50says this is your worst car
16:52what a dreamer what was he thinking of
16:54it's not even the right colour
16:55it's not even red
16:56like it's orange
16:57that's appalling
16:59what a waste of time
17:00look at how he smells rot
17:03so listen rot
17:04a few of us here
17:06you know could really do with a hand
17:07oh yeah
17:08yeah
17:09what do you mean
17:10a few fines
17:11a few court appearances coming up
17:13how many of you in the shit
17:15how many of you guys are in the shit
17:19just one end mark
17:20i understand
17:21yeah i know what it's like
17:22we make a few mistakes
17:23we all make a few
17:25yeah a few mistakes
17:25that's alright
17:27that's quite a few
17:30yeah i suppose
17:30oh so that's
17:31oh
17:32yeah can you help us out
17:36look
17:36um
17:45i'll tell you what i
17:46i'll um
17:48i'll be back in a minute
17:53i've never seen an orange ray
17:55i've never seen
17:56does it
17:56does it look real
17:57no
17:58what was it like when you touched the paint
17:59no
18:00awful
18:00was it
18:01yes
18:01didn't feel nice
18:02nah i just felt shit
18:03because it should feel nice
18:05go on
18:06here he comes
18:07i'm sorry man
18:10here
18:11i
18:11i
18:12made a mistake
18:13yeah well i thought you never made mistakes
18:14who told you that
18:15well you did you wrote it down
18:18oh and i was just testing a pen
18:20yeah well i cut that and kept that
18:22oh mate
18:25i'm sorry man
18:28well i knew you'd come back
18:30you know that song blinded by the light
18:33wrapped up like a douche
18:34yeah fair call
18:37i got you this
18:41thanks rod
18:41that's for you mate
18:44memento
18:44let's go and have lunch eh
18:45nice
18:46yeah
18:46yeah okay
18:53i got it
18:58there comes a point in one's life when a hobby becomes too serious
19:03loyalty though isn't a maker a model it's a badge of honour and you can't just acquire it by becoming
19:08part of some club or tribe get the idea
19:21thanks
19:21thanks
19:22alright birthday boy your meals on us
19:24thank you very much
19:25happy birthday Dwayne
19:26enjoy the night
19:27awesome
19:28thanks mate
19:28hi guys
19:30hello
19:31hello
19:31oh there he is
19:32really
19:33guys
19:34boss
19:35come on we needed cheering up
19:37fair enough
19:39oh here we go
19:40watch out
19:41yes
19:41thank you
20:06thought you were coming back
20:08yeah they said the same thing about shackleton
20:10what
20:11shackleton the explorer
20:16look mate i really need your help
20:18just after you left a cop showed up with really tight shorts
20:21oh yeah mike
20:22bust a lot of the guys for unpaid fines
20:27mum finds out she'll close down the club
20:29your mum
20:30yeah she's the club president
20:31i thought you were in charge
20:32i am when she's away
20:33oh yeah
20:34she's in fiji at a loamy massage retreat actually
20:36oh that sounds alright
20:37yeah it's good she's learning a lot
20:38yeah
20:38oh good
20:40i really need a lawyer
20:42oh right
20:43yeah
20:44well if i find one i'll let you know mate
20:45yeah
20:48oh no
20:49you are one
20:50yeah
20:51that's why you're here
20:52yeah
20:52okay
20:53i'll give you a hand
20:54on one condition
20:55look okay
20:56yep fair enough
20:58your mate can be in the club and
20:59so can the datsun
21:00it's not that
21:02alright
21:02here's the condition
21:04i want you to
21:05apologize to dwayne
21:07okay
21:08he spent years converting that datsun into a ferrari
21:11sorry you wasted all that time for converting the datsun and
21:14thank you
21:14no don't no
21:15apologize for the rejection
21:17from your club
21:18okay
21:19i'm sorry that the club rejected you
21:21white dwayne
21:23you in particular
21:24and me
21:25me in particular i'm sorry
21:27yeah
21:29am i happy with that right
21:30yeah i think you're happy with that dwayne
21:34good
21:35now if you could just
21:36sing the japanese national anthem
21:39what
21:42yeah that was a joke
21:45yeah yeah
21:46seriously though if you could sing it
21:47SING IT
21:48SING IT
21:57oh
22:02yeah good one
22:03yeah thank you
22:08rod gainer
22:10oh
22:11right
22:12yeah it's pretty late now mate
22:14um
22:15oh
22:16well
22:17no
22:18well yes it's a cell
22:19but it'll be fairly comfortable
22:20i'll spring you out first thing in the morning
22:22yeah
22:23nah it's just
22:24had a bit on today
22:25yeah
22:25oh mate
22:26yeah you'll be right
22:27you'll be right
22:28is this your only phone call
22:29oh you're cutting out
22:30you're cutting out
22:33oh
22:34oh
22:35yeah
22:35thanks mate
22:39oh
22:39yeah now this program was funded by new zealand on air
22:41i told them it was dwayne's birthday
22:43ha ha
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