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00:28The End
00:33Smokescreen, Max! Give him a smokescreen!
00:35Smokescreen!
00:40No, you idiot! The smokescreen pushed the butt back!
00:44Smokescreen!
01:03Get it down!
01:07Get it down!
01:22Get it down!
01:24Get it down!
01:26Take cover, you fools!
01:29Take cover, Indian savages!
01:33Get a pussy!
01:36Savages behind us!
01:38Hey!
01:39Savages attacking us!
01:41Hey, we're in!
01:43Take cover!
01:44Welcome to Baraj.
01:45Yes, thank you, Indian savages attacking us.
01:48Right behind us!
01:50An attack! An attack!
01:51What's funny?
01:52Oh, there was just the sheriff and some of the men dressed up like Indians.
01:57Why, they done rode out to welcome you.
01:59Well, that's very reassuring, Mr. Mayor.
02:01Now, if you will just show us where the gasoliners will be on our way, eh?
02:04On your way?
02:05Yes, you understand every effect and count.
02:06You can't go now!
02:08What do you mean we can't go now?
02:10Gotta have guests, guests, guests, guests!
02:12You're the guest of honor!
02:13Well, I don't want to be a guest of honor!
02:15I shall present you with this here key to the city!
02:18I want a key! What's gas? Gas! Gas! Gas!
02:20As mayor of Baracho, I want...
02:21I want gas!
02:23Then I want it now!
02:24You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow!
02:26Tomorrow?
02:27Tomorrow?
02:27You're gonna accept this here key?
02:30You're gonna attend that meeting tonight?
02:32Or if I jumped up, Harry, you're gonna be guest of honor at a necktie party!
02:37Next time!
02:38Well, what kind of cheap present is that?
02:41You listen to me, you cheap, beely-mouthed, third-rate board heater!
02:44Somebody get me a rope!
02:45You want a rope? I got a rope and a car!
02:47A rope!
02:48Dive!
02:48Somebody get me a rope!
02:49Hurry up! They're leaving!
02:51They're leaving!
02:53Get me a rope, somebody!
02:55Get me a rope!
03:08Are you gonna give us any trouble?
03:10I beg your pardon.
03:11We've been planning this here shindig for over a week.
03:14Now, do we string up the bunch of you?
03:16Are you gonna cooperate and be the guest of honor?
03:18Gentlemen, I greet you with cordiality and good cheer, and it's a pleasure to be accorded
03:23this great honor.
03:24Oh, it's a big celebration tonight.
03:26You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow.
03:27My friends and I look forward to your celebration and the hospitality of your charming community.
03:33Well, let's enjoy it!
03:35It looks to me like a big night tonight, a big night tonight, a big night tonight.
03:41Boy, the old cats' away, all the mice want to play.
03:45And it looks like a big night tonight, tonight, tonight.
03:50Maybe we'll find a big night tonight
03:54When the old cats are way
03:56All the mice want to play
03:58And it looks like a big night tonight
04:12Hey, big nights are big night tonight
04:15Big night tonight
04:16Big night tonight
04:18But when they don't act, the way of a fight's gone to end,
04:21And it's a fight to be nice, it's a fight to be nice, it's a fight to be nice, it's
04:27a fight to be nice,
04:27Bye!
04:35Quiet! Citizens of Borracho, quiet! Quiet! Citizens of Borracho!
04:41As mayor of Borracho, I offer a toast.
04:45To our guest of honor, the great Leslie.
04:55To the fast city of Borracho.
05:05Now, here she is, the queen of the west, Borracho's own, Lily Olay!
05:18He sleeps out there
05:23Out where the coyotes wail
05:28The reason he ain't at the bar with the boys
05:36Makes quite a dismal tale
05:45He shouldn't have had in the out in the swing on me
05:50He ought in the shouldn't have had in the nursery
05:55You don't get many callers sleeping on the lone prairie
05:59That he shouldn't have had in the out in the swing on me
06:04Way out west we're wild and woolly in order to explain it fully
06:08We're tall, grown, all grown
06:13All the men are hairy-chested and all the women
06:17Double-breasted, we're ladylike until molested
06:20And then we're on our own
06:22He shouldn't have had in the out in the swing on me
06:26He ought in the shouldn't have had in the belt so free
06:31His wife gets the insurance
06:33And I'm sorry as can be
06:35But he shouldn't have had in the out in the swing on me
06:40This here job is mighty trying
06:43Sometimes the room is fairly flying
06:45With eyeballs, eyeballs
06:50One guy till somebody got him tore up the joint from top to bottom
06:54I think I was the one that shot him as near as I recall
06:58He shouldn't have had in the out in the swing on me
07:03He massacred eight or nine minutes of Lazy B
07:07He then took on the sheriff and the sheriff's deputy
07:12But he shouldn't have had in the out in the swing on me
07:22All you boys remember Harry the Wrangler
07:25I was set to marry a long man
07:29Strong man
07:30One night he yells, I'm from Texas
07:33And socks me in my solar plexus
07:35Well, having normal, good reflexes
07:38I knocked him on his can
07:39He shouldn't have had in the out in the black my eye
07:44I'm really a lovable, peaceable kind of guy
07:49I wouldn't scare a rabbit
07:51And I couldn't harm a flea
07:53But he shouldn't have had in the out in the swing on me
08:01Spotted the gas
08:02Sure
08:16If this story has a moral
08:19It's when you're looking for a quarrel or showdown
08:23Slow down
08:25If by now you haven't mastered the gentle art of getting plastered
08:30You're just a lowdown
08:31You ain't mastered the motto of our town
08:34You shouldn't have had in the out in the start, no fight
08:39Our burying ground is a most impressive sight
08:44The message on them tombstones
08:47Is as simple as can be
08:52He shouldn't have had in the out in the swing on me
08:57He shouldn't have had in the out in the swing on me
09:10Howdy, Mayor, howdy, Sheriff
09:11Hello there, Curly
09:14Hello there
09:15And, Lily, this here's our guest of honor, the great Leslie
09:18It's a pleasure to meet you
09:20Welcome to Buracho, honey
09:27Won't you join us?
09:28Well, just for a minute, scoot over, honey
09:30How long y'all gonna be here?
09:32Unfortunately, just for the night
09:33We have to leave in the morning
09:35That's pity
09:36Yes
09:36I would like to propose a toast to Miss Olay
09:40Thank you, y'all
09:43It's lucky Texas Jack ain't around
09:45He'd gun that dude for sure
09:55Pardon me, Mr. Pardoner
09:56Who is this Texas Jack?
10:00Who's Texas Jack?
10:02Who?
10:03The roughest, toughest gunslinger in these parts
10:06Lily's his girl
10:10Lily's his girl
10:11Terrific
10:21Oh
10:24Honey, your smile is downright painful
10:27Thank you
10:28Are you a native of Buracho?
10:30I ain't no native, I was born here
10:34Mr. Pardoner?
10:36Yeah
10:36Where would I find Miss Texas Jack?
10:39He's got a ranch about eight miles south of town
10:41But thank you
10:42Thank you
10:47I say I gotta go up and get on about their moon again
10:49Don't go away
10:50You hear?
10:51It's been a pleasure to meet you
10:52Welcome to Buracho, honey
11:06Texas Jack
11:08Jack
11:23Now wait a minute, Jack
11:25This is a friendly celebration
11:26Fiddly-dee
11:29I don't much like the way you're celebrating
11:31So you just step back, Sheriff
11:33Unless you want to fall back
11:36Howdy, Jack, honey
11:48Now Jack, honey, don't get robbed
11:51He's a guest of honor
11:52Of course
11:59Now just a moment
12:06I'm afraid, sir, you have me at a disadvantage
12:09As you can see, I am unarmed
12:11He's unarmed
12:20Let's get the guest
12:21Not yet
12:22All right, now
12:23Come on, now, everybody
12:25Stand back and give a man some fighting room
12:36Now when you give me some fighting room
12:45My camera
13:06Citizens of Buracho
13:09Stop
13:10Music, somebody
13:11Start the music
13:35Citizens of Buracho
13:56Now when you give me some fighting room
13:59Sheriff, honey
14:10Excuse me, please
14:11Excuse me, please
14:13Excuse me, please
14:33Now look what you've done
14:34Me
14:35Kill you
14:37Kill you
15:06There's the gate.
15:07No, fight! Fight! Fight in the saloon!
15:10Fight! Fight in the saloon!
15:11Weck fight in the saloon!
15:13Weck fight!
15:14Let's read!
15:14Weck fight!
15:15Weck fight!
15:16Weck drunk! He's crazy!
15:17He's running back!
15:18Fight!
15:19Fight!
15:20Running the mark, I tell you!
15:22I am out!
15:29Get the gates!
15:30Get the gates!
15:31Yes!
15:31Get the gates!
15:37Where's the car?
15:39Where's the car?
15:40Where's the car?
15:40Get the car!
15:42I've got the...
16:01Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God, my God.
16:23Let's go.
17:14Now can I have me some fat room?
17:25The pack is full. I'll put the rest of the gas in the seat.
17:27Leave it. Leave it. Can't leave it. Can't leave it for Leslie.
17:30Leave Leslie to me. Start the car.
17:35Switch on!
17:43My apologies.
17:50The gasoline!
17:58We shall win!
18:00No!
18:17No!
18:19No!
18:19No!
18:20No!
18:20No!
18:21The Leslie!
18:22The great Leslie!
18:23He'll think of something, but we'll be in Alaska by the time he dies!
18:44Help us!
18:47Hurry up!
18:51Get out of here.
19:03I'm offering you a lift.
19:11Or would you prefer an engraved invitation?
19:18I might consider an apology.
19:20An apology?
19:21For what?
19:23It's 20 miles back to Borracho.
19:24You'd never make it.
19:25Well, that's your fault.
19:27My fault?
19:28I warned you, I would not be left behind in Borracho.
19:31You left me no choice, so I had to stow away in Fate's car.
19:35And he cast you adrift.
19:37And if you had provided me with transportation as far as Gromit,
19:40where I could have caught a train, it never would have happened.
19:43Gromit was 100 miles out of our way.
19:46And where are you going now?
19:49Well, because Professor Fate destroyed all the gasoline,
19:52Gromit is a matter of necessity.
19:55And when you reach Gromit, you'll send for gasoline?
19:57Certainly.
19:58But if you were to send for gasoline now,
20:00it would be in Gromit when you arrived.
20:02If I were to send for gasoline now, I would need a telegraph.
20:07Not necessarily.
20:18I will take you no further than Gromit.
20:46Hey, Professor, where are we going?
20:47We saved 15 miles by following the tracks, Max.
20:52Oh, how terrific.
20:54The Red Fire
21:13No.
21:16No.
21:18No.
21:18No.
21:19No.
21:20No.
21:35Is that campbelline?
21:37Sure is.
21:38Oh, fine.
21:40Come and get me a handle.
21:41Wait a minute.
21:43Nobody gets nothing till it's signed for.
21:45Of course.
21:46U.M. Dubois.
21:48I beg your pardon.
21:50Gasoline's consigned to M. Dubois.
21:52What?
21:53Oh, I'm M. Dubois.
21:54I knew it.
21:55You got some identification?
21:56What did I tell you?
21:57I told you not to trust her.
21:59My press card.
22:02Okay, just sign on the line.
22:06What if I don't sign?
22:07You see?
22:08Look, ma'am, you don't sign, you don't get no gas.
22:12Well, Mr. Leslie, you wish to continue the race.
22:15So do I.
22:16As far as the West Coast?
22:17If she goes, I stay.
22:22Hezekiah.
22:22You gonna sign or do I send the gas back to New York?
22:25Mr. Dubois, this is very...
22:27The gas is yours if you take me to the West Coast.
22:29Under the circumstances, I consider that a fair exchange.
22:32Load the gas back on the train.
22:34Excuse me.
22:34She's not signing and the train's leaving in five minutes.
22:37Just one moment, please, sir.
22:39I will not leave without Hezekiah.
22:41If I can change his mind.
22:45All right.
22:50Suppose you don't change his mind.
22:53Well, then I shall take this train back to New York.
22:59Sir, let me give you a hand with the gasoline.
23:02Boys, would you care to join me?
23:08Hezekiah, I understand how you feel.
23:11But I beg you to reconsider.
23:14A deal's a deal.
23:20Well, then I guess I'll have to hurry or I'll miss my train.
23:23Goodbye, Hezekiah.
23:25You mean?
23:27Well, a deal is a deal.
23:29It's been wonderful knowing you.
23:31What about the gas?
23:32I signed for it.
23:35Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, well, I'm sorry.
23:37You see, this race ain't the right place for a woman.
23:41I understand.
23:42Boy!
23:46Well, would you take me to the train?
23:48Oh, yes, ma'am.
23:56Boys and girls, this is a six-cylinder automobile
23:59with an overhead cam that can protrude.
24:01It was built by a company especially for me for this race.
24:05It...
24:25He, um, he just wouldn't listen.
24:28I told him, and, um, he said that, um,
24:31well, he's, he's had enough, and, um,
24:35he didn't think he could win anyway,
24:36and, um,
24:39uh, he said he was, uh,
24:40gonna go back to New York.
24:43Let's double-cross the females.
24:45Hey!
24:46Hey, boss!
24:48What?
24:50Hey, conductor!
24:52You are trying my patience, madam.
24:56We know our rights.
24:57You're obstructing traffic,
24:59and you're disturbing the peace.
25:00And you are exceeding your authority.
25:02I ain't exceeding nothing, lady!
25:05Then arrest us.
25:06What?
25:07Arrest us.
25:08I dare you.
25:10We want you.
25:18Sorry, sir.
25:19I want you to run over to City Hall
25:20and bail out Mrs. Goodbody.
25:21Yes, sir.
25:23In about two hours.
25:24Yes, sir.
25:53I once went on an anthropological expedition
25:56to study the Kwakiutl Indians.
25:59In winter, one Kwakiutl in a blanket froze.
26:03But two Kwakiutl's in the same blanket...
26:09Yes?
26:10...were warmer.
26:19Would you hold this, please?
26:21Champagne.
26:23You put alcohol in the radiator of the automobile to keep it from freezing, don't you?
26:41I can't see a thing.
26:44Neither can I.
26:48Maybe we'd better stop.
26:57I can't stand it. I'm freezing to death.
27:00Shut up.
27:03Even the thermometer is frozen.
27:06Everything's frozen.
27:13Look at that.
27:30It won't take long to grow back. It's only a half a mustache.
27:54What was that?
27:55I don't know.
27:57Well, I'll go see.
28:12Mr. Bois...
28:13Mr. Bois, please.
28:14I don't know.
28:53Oh, I'm so terribly sorry.
28:56I thought you were Maximilian.
28:58Nothing to worry about.
29:00We have a lot more champagne in the car.
29:02Oh.
29:23Professor!
29:27Yes?
29:29Where are you?
29:32Behind the rock!
29:34Behind which rock?
29:41This rock, you idiot!
29:43Come on.
29:53Close the door and hurry it.
29:55Bring it up.
29:56Up!
30:04We're safe up here.
30:06Yeah, yeah, safe here.
30:20My apologies.
30:21There's a polar bear in our car.
30:23If you don't leave this car immediately, I shall personally feed you to the bear.
30:28If the bears don't get us, we'll certainly freeze to death out there.
30:32Freeze right up.
30:33As far as freezing is concerned, you have the same chance that we have.
30:36Not if you put us out in the blizzard!
30:38Listen, it's going very bad.
30:40May I point out that you've completely demolished my top.
30:43And there's very little difference between the blizzard out there and in here.
30:48Except that you have blankets and stimulants.
30:50Stimulants.
30:50Stimulants.
30:51He's right.
30:53Mr. Boy, you're not suggesting that I...
30:55Two in a blanket stand a better chance than one.
30:57Than four in a blanket.
30:59He's a cheat and a liar.
31:01That's beside the point.
31:03He's not the point.
31:03The point is that we're freezing.
31:05Yes, and the time has come to cast aside our personal differences.
31:09Bury the hatchet.
31:11And you know who has the hatchet.
31:13He doesn't have a hatchet, I promise you.
31:15He doesn't even have a whole mustache.
31:16Now, why can't we settle this whole thing underneath the blanket?
31:18Yes, he's right.
31:20We must get underneath the blankets together.
31:22Close together.
31:22Therefore, it will be necessary to lower the seat.
31:26Lower the seat.
31:27Lower the seat.
31:28I got it.
31:30Ah, the hatchet.
31:31Don't push.
31:32Come at the foot.
31:33Watch that foot.
31:36Oh.
31:36I beg your pardon.
31:38Champagne, Professor.
31:39Oh, thank you.
31:42This is terrific.
31:44May I propose a toast?
31:48What's so funny?
31:49Something wrong?
31:50What happened to your mustache?
31:52I broke it off.
31:54You what?
31:55I broke it off.
31:56It was frozen.
31:57Look.
31:58Ow!
32:00Ow!
32:16Oh, what time is it?
32:19Just a moment.
32:347.30.
32:39Good morning.
32:40Good morning.
32:41Oh, very big, very big.
32:44The head's very big.
32:45Time to get up.
32:49Professor, time to get up.
32:52Come on, Professor.
32:53Rise and shine.
32:55Rise and shine!
32:577.30.
32:58Then you rise, you shine.
33:01He's always like this in the morning.
33:03I'm not always like this in the morning.
33:05This particular morning, I happen to be seasick.
33:08Too much champagne.
33:09I'm not sick from champagne.
33:11I'm sick from the sea.
33:12It's not necessary to yell at me.
33:14I'll yell at whoever I want to yell at.
33:17Always yells like this in the morning.
33:18Let me out of here.
33:237.30 in the morning, you idiots.
33:26I'm seasick.
33:30Rise and shine.
33:33Rise and shine!
33:38Help!
33:39Max!
33:41Max!
33:44I'm calling for Max!
33:46Help!
33:47I got you!
33:48I got you!
34:09They say there's a tree in the forest.
34:14A tree that will give you a sign.
34:21Come along with me to the sweet heart tree.
34:27Come and carve your name next to mine.
34:33They say if you give the right sweet heart.
34:38The one you've been waiting for.
34:42The blossoms of wine will burst into sight.
34:49And your love will be true evermore.
35:19They say if you kiss the right sweet heart.
35:23The one you can wait for
35:30The blossoms of wine will burst into sight
35:35And your love will be true evermore
36:01You're wasting your time
36:03Perhaps
36:05We're melting
36:07Slowly
36:08We're gonna sink
36:11Eventually
36:11Then you're wasting your time
36:14I shall place this log
36:18In a watertight container
36:20If found, it shall provide valuable information
36:24For those who may follow
36:27Valuable information
36:28For those who may follow
36:30Professor
36:31What?
36:31I got an idea
36:32What?
36:33Instead of the book
36:34Why don't you and me get into the watertight container?
36:37Shut up
36:38Well, we gotta do something
36:40Oh, don't worry
36:41Before this iceberg melts and we drown like rats
36:44We're gonna do plenty
36:45Yeah?
36:46What?
36:46We're gonna starve
36:51Mr. Bois, I recommend we have cold meals from now on
36:54We're melting fast enough as it is
36:57What difference does it make?
36:58A few hours, one way or another
37:01Minutes have made the difference in survival, Mr. Bois
37:05Mr. Leslie
37:06I suspect you are being unrealistically optimistic for my benefit
37:10And it isn't at all necessary
37:12We're lost on an iceberg
37:14And we're doomed to drift with the tide
37:16And slowly melt
37:20You're a brave woman, Mr. Bois
37:23Red sky
37:27So what?
37:29Gonna be a storm
37:31What are you talking about?
37:33Red sky in the morning, sailor take water
37:36Why, you thimble-headed gherkin
37:38Do you realize the odds against the storm in this part of the ocean at this time of the year?
37:42The what?
37:42Hundred to one
37:49Tie down the ground with the rope
37:51Tie the rope down with the ground
37:57Throw me a rope
38:02Just relax, we got you
38:04We got you
38:04We got you, Professor
38:08Hey
38:09Red sky in the morning, sailor take water
38:12Why, you thimble-headed gherkin
38:18Max!
38:55Don't!!
38:56Heart
38:57Let's pray
39:11It's all
39:11Why, you deep-headed gherkin
39:18Also, someone
39:18That's regulation
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