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00:03Let's just come check this out.
00:04Sorry, Dan. Got a dash. Mum has got a doctor's appointment.
00:06I've actually got to pick up some test results.
00:08Okay, cool. Well, good luck.
00:10Nah. I'll be fine.
00:11The only reason I got the medical in the first place is because my company are paying for it.
00:14It's great. You get the day off and a free pap smear.
00:19Oh, actually, speaking of work shit,
00:21could you maybe do me a favour and drop this off in my office?
00:24The coffee machine?
00:25I borrowed it three months ago and now people are starting to ask questions.
00:27Mainly what happened to that brand new coffee machine.
00:31Could you maybe do me a favour in return?
00:34I'm listening.
00:35Could I have £500 for a scooter?
00:37Absolutely not.
00:38It's not just any scooter. It's the X-Wiz 550.
00:41Crazy idea, but have you thought about getting a job and then paying for it yourself?
00:45Yeah, but jobs are so boring.
00:48Plus, doing all this scooter research is kind of a full-time job anyway.
00:52No, it's not. And let's be honest, anyone who rides a scooter past the age of five is an idiot.
00:57Would you say that to Jeremy Van Blitz, co-editor of Scooter Weekly?
01:01Because I'm on a forum with him right now and he seems pretty switched on.
01:05Okay. You're not allowed to use my laptop anymore.
01:25Hi, Hannah. I'm Dr Jacoby.
01:28Oh, hey Doc. I hope you don't mind. A new barbecue place opened up round the corner so I got
01:32myself a pulled pork sandwich. I didn't want it to get cold. Do you want a bite?
01:36Uh, no, thank you. And you probably shouldn't have any more either.
01:41I'll be blunt, Hannah. You are shockingly unhealthy.
01:44What do you mean?
01:45High blood pressure, high cholesterol, high sodium levels. You have the bone density of a 90-year-old refugee.
01:53Come on, Doc. It's got to be some sort of mistake. I mean, look at me. I'm a solid 9,
01:589.5. I'm in great shape.
02:00Do you exercise at all?
02:01Not really. I do have this recurring dream where Hugh Grant is chasing me with a machete and I wake
02:05up sweating. Does that count?
02:09Yeah, I would suggest, Hannah, that maybe you need to make some adjustments to your entire lifestyle before you end
02:19up 35 and getting chest pains every time you bend over to tie up your shoelaces.
02:24I can't believe I'm getting told how to live my life by some stupid doctor.
02:55What's going on?
02:57Oh, it's Jasper's birthday, so management's got him a cake.
03:01Really? Yeah.
03:01So they just buy you guys cake on your birthday? On top of your salary?
03:06Yes.
03:08And they do that for everyone?
03:10Mm-hmm.
03:11And how many people work here?
03:13Oh, I don't know. Maybe 30, 40?
03:16That's like a free slice of cake every eight days!
03:20I like those odds.
03:23I don't know why my sister's always bad-mouthing this place.
03:26Last week, she said it was where happiness comes to get fucked in the arse.
03:31Oh!
03:32This is yours, by the way.
03:33Is that our coffee machine?
03:35Yeah.
03:36Sorry.
03:37Who are you?
03:38So rude of me.
03:39I'm Dan.
03:40Can you take this, actually?
03:41Because I'm going to wish a chance for half a birthday.
03:43Let's see if I can score another slice of this sweet cake.
03:49That's what?
03:55Hey, sis!
03:56How was your check-up?
03:58Mm, not great.
03:59Turns out I've got the cholesterol levels of a competitive hot dog eater.
04:02Is that not good?
04:03Well, apparently, I'm at risk of obesity, heart disease and something called gravy lung.
04:07Shit sounds serious.
04:08I've got to start exercising, drinking water and eating better, which is bullshit.
04:12I mean, this is a can of chopped tomatoes.
04:14It is literally the closest thing to vegetables we had in the whole flat.
04:17Well, some good news for you.
04:20I gots a job in your office.
04:22What?
04:23I, er, dropped off that coffee maker like you asked.
04:26Loved the Atmos.
04:27Asked if they had any jobs going.
04:28What job could you possibly get at an insurance firm?
04:31You have zero qualifications and a criminal record.
04:33That's why I got the job of caretaker.
04:36Technically, I'm a cleaner, but I prefer the title caretaker.
04:40Taking care of business.
04:42Mostly cleaning related.
04:43This morning, you said all jobs are boring and now you want to be a cleaner.
04:47Try and be happy for me, Hannah.
04:49Yesterday, I didn't have a job.
04:50Today, I'm a caretaker.
04:52By next week, I'll be head of NASA.
04:54Or at least one paycheck closer to owning a cool scooter.
05:00Oh.
05:12Oh, what the hell?
05:14Everything all right?
05:15That guy just drenched this machine with his gross sweat and he didn't even wipe it down.
05:19I'm trying to get fit and I'll catch hepatitis, you fucking animal.
05:23Oh, yeah.
05:24That guy's a real twat.
05:25I heard a rumor he got banned from the steam room for trying to squeeze another guy's nutsack.
05:30Seriously?
05:30Yeah.
05:31But to be fair, I also started the rumor so it might not be true.
05:34Hey, I'm Lucy.
05:36Hannah.
05:36I've not seen you around the gym before.
05:38Well, I'm only here because my doctor said I have to get healthy or I might, you know, die.
05:41But I honestly think I'd rather have a massive stroke than spend three nights a week around these pricks.
05:46If you hate the gym so much, there are other ways to get healthy.
05:48What, like Chinese supplements?
05:50I was thinking more like sports.
05:52I'm actually on a women's rugby team.
05:54You should come to a practice.
05:56We're looking for some new blood.
05:57No, I don't know.
05:58Group activities aren't really my thing.
06:00I'm sort of a cool lone wolf figure.
06:02Trust me, it's wicked.
06:03We basically just run around pummeling each other for two hours and then spend the rest of the night getting
06:06hammered.
06:07That does sound fun.
06:09Plus, I'm losing my dad's membership and it's only a matter of time before they realize I'm not a 55
06:13-year-old man.
06:14Oh.
06:15Moving on to the third quarter review, which you'll find on page six.
06:20If we've all got that.
06:21Yeah.
06:22Sorry, gang.
06:22Just got to give it a quick tidy.
06:26So, I think we can all agree there's plenty of room for improvement here.
06:29You going to finish that, Danish?
06:30No.
06:32So, the first thing I want to look at is ways to improve policy integration.
06:37So, has anyone got any ideas?
06:40Anyone?
06:41Actually, I've got an idea.
06:43Mouthwash.
06:45In a can.
06:47What is that?
06:48You can maybe make like mini cans of mouthwash.
06:51People out and about, they can just grab a can, swish it around, chuck it, go back to whatever they
06:55were doing.
06:57Okay, but we're an insurance company.
06:59We don't make things.
07:01Yeah, but you said there were no bad ideas.
07:03No, I didn't.
07:05Sorry.
07:06Could we get back to the meeting?
07:07Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:08Sure, sure.
07:08I'll just finish up.
07:09Pretend they're not here.
07:11Great.
07:13So, policy integration.
07:15One thing that I've...
07:20Feed up, please.
07:28Hannah!
07:29Over here!
07:33Hi.
07:34Sorry I'm late.
07:35I had to go and get a new gum shell, but they couldn't find any extra wide one, so it
07:37took ages.
07:38Don't worry, pal.
07:39Come on, I'll introduce you to some of the girls.
07:41Cool.
07:42Girls, this is Hannah.
07:44Hannah, this is Hot Pot, Swampy, Jersey Girl and Minge Ninja.
07:49We've pretty much all got nicknames.
07:50Nice.
07:51What's yours?
07:51Ah, they call me the camel, because I can drink the most.
07:55And sometimes I kick people.
07:58Erm...
07:59Just hold up, ladies.
08:00Jenny, this is Hannah.
08:01She's a mate of mine.
08:02She's going to be training with us today.
08:03OK, whatever.
08:04Can we just break up this little mother's meeting and get back to, you know, practicing rugby?
08:09That's Jenny.
08:10She's the captain.
08:12Her nickname's Dickhead.
08:13Listen, since it's your first time, do you want to just watch for a bit?
08:16Oh, no way!
08:17I'd have spent 60 quid on new boots and a special workout thong.
08:19I want to get stuck in.
08:22Let's do this.
08:42I didn't realise anyone was still...
08:47Er, I forgot some stuff.
08:49And I realised I needed to clean my teeth.
08:54So my clothes got wet.
08:58But...
09:01Please don't tell anyone.
09:09There you go, mate.
09:13I think the adrenaline might be wearing off.
09:15My left earlobe's the only part of me that's not sore.
09:18Yeah, that's pretty standard.
09:20Don't worry, there's an old rugby trick to deal with the pain.
09:22Really?
09:23What is it?
09:32That.
09:33Shit, that is fucking awesome.
09:35Lucy, thanks so much for inviting me.
09:37I loved it.
09:38I feel like I got out 24 years of aggression in two hours.
09:41Well, you know, if you're keen, you should sign up for the basting.
09:45What's the basting?
09:45Well, it's this initiation thing we do for the new girls who want to join the team.
09:49Prove that you're worthy.
09:50It tends to get pretty rough.
09:52Ooh, rough hours.
09:53I know, right?
09:54Filthy drinking challenges, humiliating rituals, threats of violence.
09:57Oh, is that the best part of the year?
09:59OK, Lucy, you're on bib duty this week.
10:01What?
10:01I watched them last week.
10:03It's Minch Ninja's turn.
10:04Oh, yeah, well, you missed three tackles and this is the forfeit.
10:06You know the rules.
10:07Oh, and this time, maybe don't use that froofy fucking fabric softener of yours.
10:11Not everyone wants to smell like Dale Battenberg.
10:15Jeez, what crawled up her arse.
10:17It's a long story.
10:19Basically, Lee and Jenny used to go out.
10:22Oh, really?
10:23Yeah.
10:23She was mega possessive.
10:25One time she went mental in a super drug because I asked where are the tampons in a flirty way.
10:29We broke up now, it's super awkward.
10:31Seriously, it's bad enough seeing your ex all the time, let them showering with them twice a week.
10:35Shit.
10:36That is some hardcore lesbian drama.
10:38I'm sure it'll sort itself out eventually.
10:40Right, you get changed.
10:42Let's go hit the pub round the corner.
10:44The barman gives the whole team three pints because he's scared of us.
10:49Oh, God, I love rugby.
10:51Maybe it's none of my business and I don't want you to start crying again,
10:54but how long have you been sleeping in the office?
10:56What day is it?
10:58Wednesday.
11:00Six weeks, then.
11:01Six weeks?
11:02It's only temporary.
11:04Things were a bit rocky at home, so my wife suggested we take a small break.
11:10What happened?
11:10Did you cheat on her?
11:11Or, like, get addicted to online poker and lost all her money to a Korean card shark?
11:17What?
11:17No.
11:18Nothing that drastic.
11:19We just slightly drifted apart lately.
11:22She started taking German lessons.
11:24And I've been busy with my salt shaker collection.
11:27You collect salt shakers?
11:29Yeah, I know you're going to laugh at me, but the salt shaker combines practicality and diversity like almost no
11:35other object in history.
11:36Kevin, I would never make fun of you for being into something.
11:39I have spent the last month balls deep in electric scooters.
11:43People love what they love.
11:44Cheers, Dan.
11:45And I can see you having a rough time.
11:46I'm going to help you out.
11:48Really?
11:48Yep.
11:50By the power vested in me as caretaker, I am officially saying you can sleep under your desk for as
11:57long as you want.
11:58Oh.
12:00I thought maybe you were going to say I could stay at your place.
12:04But thanks.
12:10Thank you very much.
12:12Oh, hey.
12:13Hey, Dan, Dan.
12:14Hello, Seth.
12:15I need help coming up with a nickname.
12:17Cool.
12:17What for?
12:18All the rugby girls have got one, so I thought I should too.
12:21So far, I've got Hannah the Hammer.
12:23Ooh.
12:24El Jefe.
12:25Nice.
12:26Iceberg.
12:27Big Mama Bronco.
12:29It's tough.
12:31Can you use all of them?
12:33Yeah.
12:34Maybe I'll do that.
12:35Hey, what are you doing for lunch?
12:37Do you want to go to that barbecue place?
12:38What about your health kick?
12:39Oh, it's fine.
12:40I'm exercising now.
12:41So I can eat whatever I want and then just burn it all off tackling the shit out of people.
12:46Honestly, rugby is so great.
12:48I had like six pints with Lucy and the girls and then we all got kebabs.
12:51None of that really sounds like rugby.
12:54You wouldn't get it.
12:55You're not part of the rugby culture, like me.
12:57Can you name a rugby team?
13:02Mexico.
13:03Hey, Dan.
13:05I just wanted to say thanks again for last night.
13:08Hey, no problem, K-Slice.
13:09Anytime.
13:09I actually got you this.
13:11It's a space shuttle salt shaker.
13:14I got it out at the convention in Houston.
13:17That is so awesome.
13:21We're going to get some lunch.
13:22Have you come with?
13:22Really?
13:23Okay.
13:24I'll just get my coat.
13:25Cool.
13:26Why did you invite Kevin?
13:28He's a creep.
13:29You know he's got leprosy.
13:31He does not have leprosy, Hannah.
13:33There's a rare genetic disease that predisposes him to skin conditions including ringworm and
13:37petigo.
13:38Since when were you Kevin's fucking dermatologist?
13:41We talked for ages last night.
13:43He told me about his crumbling marriage.
13:44I told him about how I'd just switched to boxer briefs.
13:46We really bonded.
13:48And he's going through some heavy shit at the moment, so cut him some slack.
13:51Oh, fine.
13:52But if you catch some gross skin disease, you can't live with me anymore.
13:57It's a great session, ladies.
13:58Just a couple of bits of admin.
14:00First, can we please stop using the email thread for personal matters?
14:03Lindsay, I'm sorry your uncle needs a bone marrow transplant, but straightly speaking,
14:07it's not official team business, okay?
14:08Also, we've got the initiations coming up.
14:11So, all the new girls, brace yourselves.
14:14And finally, I'm starting to organise this year's summer tour.
14:16I think it's safe to say that Dublin was a great success last year, so hope you're all
14:20up for doing that again.
14:20Or, we could try somewhere a bit more exotic than Dublin.
14:24I mean, we've all had Guinness before.
14:26Right.
14:26Where exactly would you suggest Hannah?
14:28How about Italy?
14:30Loads of sun, great food.
14:31Plus, the people there are better looking.
14:33Guys and girls, so there'll be a flavour of gelada for everyone, if you know what I mean.
14:37Jenny, I've got to admit, I'm kind of with Hannah.
14:39I mean, we have been to Ireland two years in a row.
14:43Yeah, all right, well, we'll talk about it later.
14:45Anyway, see you next week.
14:47Great practice, guys.
14:48Just one small thing.
14:50Can everyone please start calling me Iceberg?
15:08I know what you're trying to do.
15:09Oh, the nickname thing?
15:11Yeah, I'm not 100% sure about Iceberg either.
15:13I'm talking about you and Lucy.
15:15You think just because you're her latest squeeze, you can start throwing your weight around?
15:17Whoa.
15:19You're way off the mark.
15:20Me and Lucy are just friends.
15:21Oh, really?
15:22Well, how come the two of you are such buzzing buddies then?
15:24Trust me.
15:24If I want a Lucy, I could have her.
15:26Okay.
15:27Okay, Hannah.
15:27Maybe you should make this your last training session, yeah?
15:29Before things get really nasty.
15:31Is that a threat?
15:32I'm just saying I am team captain and I can make your life hell starting with the initiation.
15:38Well, I don't mind my life being hell because I'm the fucking devil.
15:42Well, if you're the devil, then I guess that makes me an exorcist.
15:45Good.
15:46Because if you're an exorcist, then I am the...
15:48Sorry, guys.
15:48Can I squeeze fast?
15:55Thanks for coming with me, Dan.
15:57I don't think I could have faced doing this alone.
15:59Come on.
15:59What are caretakers for?
16:01How does my neck look?
16:02It's not too red, is it?
16:04My eczema tends to flare up when I get nervous.
16:05You look fine, K-Pax, alright?
16:08And don't be nervous.
16:09I've got your back.
16:14Hello, Kevin.
16:15Hi, Lorraine.
16:16Hey, I'm Dan.
16:16What's cracking?
16:17Oh, this is Dan.
16:18He's helping me pick up the rest of my stuff.
16:20Yeah, well, it's all in the garage.
16:22I've packed it up.
16:24Oh, wow.
16:25You've packed it up already?
16:26I wanted to make this as easy as possible.
16:28It should be all your stuff from the house.
16:30Clothes, books, 200 salt shakers.
16:34It's not too late to start again, Lorraine.
16:36We had some good times.
16:38Remember our trip to Zurich to see that skin specialist?
16:40That was fun.
16:41Yeah, come on, Lorraine.
16:42Take him back.
16:44Kevin is one of the sweetest, smartest guys I have ever met.
16:47You know he lived in a box under his desk for six weeks without getting caught.
16:51What's going on, Lorraine?
16:55Who's this?
16:56This is Oliver, my German tutor.
16:59We're, um, we're together now.
17:02What?
17:03Is that why you were having eight German lessons a week?
17:06I'll be honest.
17:07Most of the phrases I learnt were just euphemisms involving the word brat first.
17:12Dan, let's go get the stuff.
17:15My neck's starting to flare up.
17:21What's German for, er?
17:22Awkward.
17:24Ingemütlich.
17:26Oh.
17:28Trust me, K-Man, you'll bounce back.
17:30There are loads of women who will love a guy like you.
17:34Face it, Dan.
17:36I'm a homeless 38-year-old insurance analyst with psoriasis.
17:40I am pathetic.
17:43Hi, Kevin.
17:45Hi.
17:48Dan.
17:48A word, please.
17:50Excuse me, Kevin.
17:55What is Kevin doing here, and why are you giving him a massage?
17:57I am not giving him a massage.
17:59I am rubbing ointment on his back.
18:01I just found out that his wife left him for some German idiot, wanted to cheer him up,
18:05so I offered to help him cream up for the night.
18:07Well, can you please wash your hands and then get rid of him?
18:10I'm on high alert for this rugby initiation.
18:12Ooh, why? When is it?
18:13I don't know.
18:14That's part of the ritual.
18:15All I know is that at some point in the next 48 hours, they're going to grab me and make
18:19me do a bunch of weird shit to prove that I'm team-worthy.
18:22God!
18:22Women's rugby is awesome.
18:24Do you reckon I could join?
18:25Dan, I'm going to head back to the office.
18:27Okay.
18:28Erm, do you want me to come with?
18:29Got the keys to the boardroom.
18:31We could watch a film on the projector.
18:32Nah, I think I might just curl up under my desk and get an early night.
18:40Wait, did he say he's sleeping at the office?
18:52God, I'm coming!
18:58What the fuck?!
19:00Morning, sunshine.
19:01Lucy, it's 4am!
19:03Don't worry, here's a little something to blow the cobwebs away.
19:05What is it?
19:06It's our initiation cocktail.
19:08Three different types of lager mixed with two different types of sour cream.
19:11And with that drink, your initiation has officially begun.
19:13So from now on, whatever we say, you have to do it.
19:16With zero back chat.
19:17What is this?
19:18North Korea?
19:19Ooh.
19:20Back chat.
19:20Give the penalty.
19:22What is your problem?!
19:33Come in.
19:34Hey!
19:36How you doing, buddy?
19:37You haven't left your office all morning.
19:38Oh, I've just been cleaning my salt shakers.
19:41Seeing as they're pretty much the only things left in my life.
19:45You'll never leave me, will you?
19:49Hey, how about we get out of here?
19:51Take your mind off all this stuff.
19:53Thanks, Dan, but I'm gonna stay here.
19:56You might send Lorraine a picture of me crying.
19:58See if that changes her mind.
19:59Okay, seriously.
20:00K-Dog, it is killing me to see you this bummed out.
20:03Well, get used to it, I guess.
20:05No way.
20:06I'm the caretaker.
20:07And it is my job to take care of this office and the people inside of it.
20:11Technically, you're just a cleaner.
20:13Look, Kevin.
20:14Why do you think I started working here?
20:16It's not because I love smelling of industrial toilet cleaner.
20:19It's because everyone here was so nice.
20:22I've only been working here, what, two weeks?
20:24But I know that in this office, we buy cake for each other on our birthdays.
20:28And we help each other through our disastrous marriages.
20:31You really wanna help me?
20:32Big time.
20:33Now, tidy yourself up.
20:35I'm gonna tell everyone we both have diarrhoea.
20:38I'll take a day off, have some fun.
20:40Guys, me and Kevin have got the squits.
20:49You may now remove your blindfolds.
20:53Welcome to the basting.
20:56If you worms wanna be part of this rugby team,
20:59you're gonna have to prove how much you want it.
21:01Also, there is a nominal £30 admin fee.
21:05We have a series of challenges that are gonna push you to the edge.
21:10And remember, if you fail a challenge, you must drink.
21:13If you answer back, you must drink.
21:16If you start to get sober, you must drink!
21:24It's not too late to give up.
21:26Don't underestimate how stubborn I can be, Jenny.
21:28I haven't spoken to my cousin since we were nine,
21:31and she told me that my pigtails made my head look square.
21:34Trust me, I am not giving in.
21:36In that case, welcome to hell.
21:38Will!
21:41Come on!
21:44Come on!
21:47Come on!
21:48Come on!
22:05Nice!
22:31Congratulations!
22:34You have survived the physical tests and psychological torture,
22:39but there is one hurdle left.
22:43Please, remove the covers.
22:49To complete the basting and become an official member of the team,
22:53you must eat a full cooked turkey.
22:57What does this even have to do with rugby?
22:58Oh, what's that? Giving up?
23:01No fucking way.
23:11Thanks for today. It really helped.
23:13I didn't think about Lorraine all day.
23:16I told you it would help.
23:17There is nothing better than skiving off work for the day.
23:19It's the best part of having the job.
23:21I know it's early days, but I feel like maybe I might be ready to move on.
23:27Well, I'm glad to hear you say that, Casewiss,
23:29because there's one more thing I want us to do today.
23:31Oh, yeah?
23:32It's at the office.
23:34Come with me.
23:47OK.
23:49What's names out?
23:50Do I win?
23:51This isn't the fucking Hunger Games, Hannah.
23:53You don't just win because you're the last one.
23:55Eat up.
23:55All right, chill out, Jenny.
23:57I think she's probably had enough.
23:58Er, no, she hasn't finished the turkey.
24:00So what? Nobody does.
24:01When you took the challenge, you had three bites and started crying and throwing up at the same time.
24:05Right, look, I'm team captain now, and what I say goes.
24:08She didn't finish it, so she's not allowed in the team.
24:10God, what is your problem, Jenny?
24:11She's fucking jealous.
24:13She thinks there's something going on between me and you.
24:15That is crazy.
24:16I know.
24:17I told her, if I wanted you, I could have you.
24:19What the fuck?
24:20Look, Jenny, you massive prick.
24:23At this point, I don't even give a shit about getting into your stupid rugby team.
24:27I just want to prove you wrong.
24:29I am finishing this turkey.
24:49Are you all right, Hannah?
24:50It's my chest.
24:52I can't breathe.
24:54I think I might be dying.
24:58Fuck you, Jenny.
25:08This is all the stuff from your old marriage.
25:11And you're going to burn it.
25:13What?
25:14Are those my soul shakers?
25:16Kevin, if you really want to move on, you've got to get rid of this stuff, okay?
25:20They're all just reminders of your broken marriage
25:22and that creepy German guy who's screwing your wife now.
25:25Also, I know that I said soul shakers were cool, but...
25:29Come on.
25:30I mean, it is a bit weird.
25:32I mean, you were, like, talking to them and stuff.
25:35So you want me to set fire to them?
25:37Look, it works.
25:38When my parents split up, Mum set fire to both of Dad's cars,
25:41and she was much less crazy after that.
25:43You really think it could help?
25:45Definitely.
25:46As the old caretaker saying goes,
25:48the job ain't done until you take out the trash.
25:57Okay.
25:57All right.
25:58Yep, let's do it.
26:07How do you feel?
26:08Better, right?
26:09Well, I've got to admit, it is kind of cathartic.
26:13I mean, if I can let go of my collection after all these years,
26:16I can do anything, right?
26:17See, I told you, man.
26:19And, you know, I think tomorrow I'm going to start looking for a place to live.
26:23A real place, not the office.
26:27Wow. That fire really is going up.
26:29Yeah.
26:30Well, a lot of the salt shakers were made of porcelain.
26:33I wanted to make sure they went up,
26:34so I chucked in a bunch of flammable stuff from the cleaning cupboard.
26:38Really?
26:41Oh, my God, Kevin!
26:43You...
26:43I...
26:45You...
26:46No!
26:47No!
26:48No!
26:49No!
26:49No!
26:50No!
26:58Of course it's medical malpractice.
27:00Well, maybe I do have a solid legal case,
27:02and you're just a shit lawyer.
27:04Hello?
27:07Hey, how's your first day back?
27:08Yeah, fine.
27:09Except for I can't find a lawyer to help me see this fucking quack doctor.
27:12Easy, sis.
27:13You just had a heart attack.
27:14It wasn't a heart attack.
27:16It was an acute gastric episode.
27:18Either way, if it wasn't for him being all like,
27:20ooh, get healthy,
27:21then none of this would have happened.
27:23How come you're not in uniform?
27:24Oh, I just quit.
27:26Yeah, I got my first paycheck yesterday
27:27and finally bought myself their scooter.
27:29Yeah, but that doesn't mean you have to quit your job.
27:31You can just keep earning money.
27:34Why?
27:35I don't need two scooters.
27:36Plus, the whole workplace environment's pretty awkward at the moment.
27:40Kevin's been really weird with me all week.
27:42OK, great.
27:44Hey, K-Dog.
27:45How's the new flat looking?
27:46You gonna have a housewarming?
27:53Do you see what I mean?
27:55I told you that guy was a creep.
28:03And there's more.
28:04Same time, same place, next Monday at half ten.
28:07Right.
28:08Next tonight, Roger can read the future
28:11and a trip to the Family Land theme park.
28:15That's what's going down with American Dad & Co.
28:17in a double whammy.
28:19On the way, on three.
28:27Black!
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