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00:28The End
00:33Smokescreen, Max! Give him a smokescreen!
00:35Smokescreen!
00:40No, you idiot! The smokescreen pushed the butt back!
00:44Smokescreen!
01:03Get it down!
01:07Get it down!
01:22Get it down!
01:24Get it down!
01:26Take cover, you fools!
01:29Take cover, Indian savages!
01:33Get a pussy!
01:36Savages behind us!
01:38Hey!
01:39Savages attacking us!
01:41Hey, we're in!
01:43Take cover!
01:44Welcome to Baraj.
01:45Yes, thank you, Indian savages attacking us.
01:48Right behind us!
01:50An attack! An attack!
01:51What's funny?
01:52Oh, there was just the sheriff and some of the men dressed up like Indians.
01:57Why, they done rode out to welcome you.
01:59Well, that's very reassuring, Mr. Mayor.
02:01Now, if you will just show us where the gasoliners will be on our way, eh?
02:04On your way?
02:05Yes, you understand every effect and count.
02:06You can't go now!
02:08What do you mean we can't go now?
02:10Gotta have guests, guests, guests, guests!
02:12You're the guest of honor!
02:13Well, I don't want to be a guest of honor!
02:15I shall present you with this here key to the city!
02:18I want a key! What's gas? Gas! Gas! Gas!
02:20As mayor of Baracho, I want...
02:21I want gas!
02:23Then I want it now!
02:24You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow!
02:26Tomorrow?
02:27Tomorrow?
02:27You're gonna accept this here key?
02:30You're gonna attend that meeting tonight?
02:32Or if I jumped up, Harry, you're gonna be guest of honor at a necktie party!
02:37Next time!
02:38Well, what kind of cheap present is that?
02:41You listen to me, you cheap, beely-mouthed, third-rate board heater!
02:44Somebody get me a rope!
02:45You want a rope? I got a rope and a car!
02:47A rope!
02:48Dive!
02:48Somebody get me a rope!
02:49Hurry up! They're leaving!
02:51They're leaving!
02:53Get me a rope, somebody!
02:55Get me a rope!
03:08Are you gonna give us any trouble?
03:10I beg your pardon.
03:11We've been planning this here shindig for over a week.
03:14Now, do we string up the bunch of you?
03:16Are you gonna cooperate and be the guest of honor?
03:18Gentlemen, I greet you with cordiality and good cheer, and it's a pleasure to be accorded
03:23this great honor.
03:24Oh, it's a big celebration tonight.
03:26You ain't gonna get no gas till tomorrow.
03:27My friends and I look forward to your celebration and the hospitality of your charming community.
03:33Well, let's enjoy it!
03:35It looks to me like a big night tonight, a big night tonight, a big night tonight, a big night
03:41tonight.
03:41Oh, pass away all the mice want to play, and it looks like a big night tonight, tonight, tonight.
03:51It looks like a big night tonight, and the old cats away all the mice want to play, and it
03:58looks like a big night tonight.
04:35Quiet! Citizens of Borracho! Quiet! Quiet! Citizens of Borracho! Thank you.
04:41As mayor of Borracho, I offer a toast to our guest of honor, the great Leslie.
04:55To the fair city of Borracho.
05:05Now, here she is, the queen of the west, Borracho's own, Lily Olay!
05:18He sleeps out there, out where the coyotes wail.
05:27The reason he ain't at the bar with the boys makes quite a dismal tale.
05:45He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
05:50He ought in the shouldn't have had enough nursery.
05:55You don't get many callers sleeping on the lone prairie.
05:59But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
06:04Way out west, we're wild and woolly in order to explain it fully.
06:08We're tall, grown, all grown.
06:13All the men are hairy-chested and all the women double-breasted.
06:18We're ladylike until molested and then we're on our own.
06:22He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
06:26He ought in the shouldn't have had enough felt so free.
06:31His wife gets the insurance and I'm sorry as can be.
06:36But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
06:40This here job is mighty trying.
06:43Sometimes the room is fairly flying with high balls.
06:47Eye balls.
06:50One got till somebody got him tore up the joint from top to bottom.
06:54I think I was the one that shot him as near as I recall.
06:59He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
07:03He massacred eight or nine minutes of lazy beef.
07:07He then took on the sheriff and the sheriff's deputy.
07:12But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
07:22All you boys remember Harry the Wrangler.
07:25I was set to marry a long man, strong man.
07:31One night he yells, I'm from Texas and sucks me in my solar plexus.
07:35Well, having normal good reflexes I knocked him on his can.
07:40He shouldn't have had enough out in the black my eye.
07:44I'm really a lovable, peaceable kind of guy.
07:49I wouldn't scare a rabbit and I couldn't harm a flea.
07:54But he shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
07:56Ha ha!
08:00Spot on the gas!
08:02Sure!
08:16If this story has a moral, it's when you're looking for a quarrel or showdown.
08:22Slow down, slow down.
08:25If by now you haven't mastered the gentle art of getting plastered,
08:30you're just a lowdown.
08:31You ain't mastered the motto of our town.
08:34You shouldn't have had enough out in the start, no fight.
08:37Our burying ground is a most impressive sight.
08:43The message on them tombstones is as simple as can be.
08:52He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
08:57He shouldn't have had enough out in the swang on me.
09:10Howdy, Mayor. Howdy, Sheriff.
09:12Hello there, Curly. Hello there.
09:16And, Lily, this here's our guest of honor, the great Leslie.
09:19It's a pleasure to meet you.
09:20Welcome to Buracho, honey.
09:25Um, won't you join us?
09:28Well, just for a minute, scoot over, honey.
09:30How long you all gonna be here?
09:32Unfortunately, just for the night.
09:33Oh.
09:33We, uh, have to leave in the morning.
09:35That's a pity.
09:36Yes.
09:36I would like to propose a toast to Miss Olay.
09:41Yeah?
09:43It's lucky Texas Jack ain't around.
09:46He'd gun that dude for sure.
09:55Pardon me, Mr. Partner.
09:56Oh.
09:57Who is this Texas Jack?
10:00Who's Texas Jack?
10:02Who?
10:03The roughest, toughest gunslinger in these parts.
10:07Lily's his girl.
10:09Ooh.
10:10Lily's his girl.
10:12Terrific.
10:12Oh.
10:24Oh.
10:25Honey, your smile is downright painful.
10:28Are you a native of Buracho?
10:30I ain't no native.
10:32I was born here.
10:34Mr. Partner.
10:35Yeah.
10:36Where would I find Miss Texas Jack?
10:39He's got a ranch about eight miles south of town.
10:42Well, thank you.
10:47I say I gotta go up and get on about their moon again.
10:50Don't go away.
10:50You hear?
10:51It's been a pleasure to meet you.
10:52Welcome to Buracho, honey.
11:05Texas Jack.
11:08Jack!
11:22Jack!
11:23Now, wait a minute, Jack.
11:25This is a friendly celebration.
11:27Fiddly-dee!
11:29I don't much like the way you're celebrating.
11:31So you just step back, Sheriff, unless you wanna fall back.
11:36Howdy, Jack, honey.
11:49Don't get robbed.
11:50Now, Jack, honey, don't get robbed.
11:51He's a guest of honor.
11:52What?
11:59Now, just a moment.
12:06I'm afraid, sir, you have me at a disadvantage.
12:08I'm afraid, sir, you have me at a disadvantage.
12:08As you can see, I am unarmed.
12:11He's unarmed.
12:20Let's get the guest.
12:21Not yet.
12:23All right, now.
12:24Come on, now.
12:24Everybody stand back and give a man some fighting room.
12:27Ow!
12:27Ow!
12:29Ow!
12:36Now, when you give me some fighting room.
12:38Ow!
12:45My camera.
13:07Citizens of burracho! Stop! Music, somebody! Start the music!
13:36Citizens of burracho!
13:56Now will you give me some fighting room?
13:59Sheriff, honey!
14:10Excuse me, please.
14:33Now look what you've done!
14:34Me!
14:36No!
14:38No!
14:41No!
14:43No!
14:46No!
14:48No!
14:51No!
14:53No!
14:54No!
14:54No!
15:06There's the game.
15:07No, fight! Fight! Fight in the saloon!
15:10Fight! Fight!
15:11Come on!
15:11Come on!
15:13Come on!
15:16He's running back!
15:19Running back!
15:20Running the mark, can I tell you?
15:28Get the gas! Get the gas!
15:31Get the gas!
15:37Where's the car?
15:39Where's the car?
15:40Get the car!
16:08Take fire! Take fire!
16:10Take fire!
16:12Oh!
16:14Oh!
16:26Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:31Let's go.
17:14Now can I have me some fighting room?
17:22The pack is full. I'll put the rest of the gas in the seat.
17:27Leave it. Leave it. Can't leave it. Can't leave it for Leslie.
17:30Leave Leslie to me. Start the car.
17:35Switch on!
17:44My apologies.
17:50The gasoline!
17:58We shall win!
18:17Well, that finishes Leslie.
18:19No, no, no. Not Leslie. Never Leslie.
18:22The great Leslie. He'll think of something.
18:23But we'll be in Alaska by the time he dies.
18:25Let's go!
18:47Wow!
18:48Come here.
18:48Come here.
18:52Come here.
18:53Ha!
18:56Whoa!
18:57Yeah.
19:04I'm offering you a lift.
19:12Or would you prefer an engraved invitation?
19:18I might consider an apology.
19:20An apology? For what?
19:23It's 20 miles back to Borracho. You'd never make it.
19:25Well, that's your fault.
19:27My fault?
19:28I warned you I would not be left behind in Borracho.
19:32You left me no choice, so I had to stow away in Fate's car.
19:35And he cast you adrift.
19:37And if you had provided me with transportation as far as Gromit,
19:40where I could have caught a train, it never would have happened.
19:43Gromit was 100 miles out of our way.
19:46And where are you going now?
19:49Well, because Professor Fate destroyed all the gasoline,
19:52Gromit is a matter of necessity.
19:55And when you reach Gromit, you'll send for gasoline?
19:57Certainly.
19:58But if you were to send for gasoline now,
20:00it would be in Gromit when you arrived.
20:02If I were to send for gasoline now, I would need a telegraph.
20:07Not necessarily.
20:19I will take you no further than Gromit.
20:46Hey, Professor, where are we going?
20:47We saved 15 miles by following the tracks, Max.
20:52Oh, how terrific.
20:54...
21:21Oh, that's terrific.
21:35is that gasoline sure is oh boy come give me a hand wait a minute nobody gets nothing till
21:44it's signed for of course you m dubois i beg your pardon gasoline's consigned to m dubois what
21:52oh i'm m dubois i knew it you got some identification what did i tell you i told you not
21:58to trust her
21:59my press card okay just sign on the line what if i don't sign you see look ma'am you
22:09don't sign
22:10you don't get no gas well mr leslie you wish to continue the race so do i as far as
22:16the west
22:17coast if she goes i stay hezekiah you're gonna sign or do i send the gas back to new york
22:25mr
22:26bois this is very gas is yours if you take me to the west coast under the circumstances i consider
22:31that a fair exchange load the gas back on the train excuse me she's not signing and the train's leaving
22:36in five minutes just one moment please sir i will not leave without hezekiah if i can change his mind
22:45all right suppose you don't change his mind well then i shall take this train back to new york
22:59sir let me give you a hand with the gasoline boys would you care to join me
23:08hezekiah i understand how you feel but i beg you to reconsider
23:14a deal is a deal
23:20well then i guess i'll have to hurry or i'll miss my train goodbye hezekiah
23:25you mean
23:27well a deal is a deal it's been wonderful knowing you
23:30what about the gas i signed for it
23:35oh oh oh oh well i'm sorry you see this race ain't the right place for a woman
23:41i understand
23:42boy
23:44well
23:47would you take me to the train
23:48oh yes ma'am
23:56boys and girls this is a six-cylinder automobile with an overhead cam
24:00that can produce it was built by a company especially for me for this race
24:24he um he just wouldn't listen i told him and um he said that um well he's he's had enough
24:33and um
24:34um he didn't think he could win anyway and um uh he said he was uh gonna go back to
24:41new york
24:52you are trying my patience madam we know our rights
24:57you're obstructing traffic and you're disturbing the peace
25:00and you are exceeding your authority
25:02i ain't exceeding nothing lady
25:04then arrest us
25:06what
25:07arrest us i dare you
25:10we want your
25:18sorry sir
25:18i want you to run over to city hall and bail out mrs goodbody
25:21yes sir
25:22in about two hours
25:24yes sir
25:27uh
25:28We want a dove, we want a dove, we want a dove, we want a dove.
25:53I once went on an anthropological expedition to study the Kwakiutl Indians.
25:59In winter, one Kwakiutl in a blanket froze.
26:03But two Kwakiutl in the same blanket were warmer.
26:19Would you hold this, please?
26:21Champagne.
26:23You put alcohol in the radiator of the automobile to keep it from freezing, don't you?
26:41I can't see a thing.
26:44Neither can I.
26:48Maybe we better stop.
26:57I can't stand it, I'm freezing to death.
27:00Shut up!
27:02Even the thermometer is frozen.
27:06Everything's frozen.
27:13Look at that!
27:30It won't take long to grow back, it's only a half a mustache.
27:53What was that?
27:55I don't know.
27:57I don't know.
27:58Well, I'll go see.
28:12Mr. Boar, please.
28:13Mr. Boar, please.
28:15Jimmy.
28:17That's us.
28:20That's me.
28:44bottle of water möchten.
28:53I'm so terribly sorry I thought you were Maximilian nothing to worry about we have a lot more champagne
29:02in the car
29:26yes
29:27where are you
29:31behind the rock
29:34behind which rock
29:40this rock you idiot
29:53Close the door and hurry it.
29:55Bring it up.
29:56Up.
30:04We're safe up here.
30:06Yeah, yeah, safe here.
30:20My apologies.
30:21There's a polar bear in our car.
30:23If you don't leave this car immediately, I shall personally feed you to the bear.
30:28If the bears don't get us, we'll certainly freeze to death out there.
30:32Yeah, freeze right up.
30:33As far as freezing is concerned, you have the same chance that we have.
30:36Not if you put us out in the blizzard.
30:38Listen, it's snowing very bad.
30:39May I point out that you've completely demolished my top.
30:43And there's very little difference between the blizzard out there and in here.
30:48Except that you have blankets and stimulants.
30:50Stimulants.
30:50Stimulants.
30:51He's right.
30:53Mr. Boy, you're not suggesting that I...
30:55If two in a blanket stand a better chance than one.
30:57Then four in a blanket.
30:59Who?
30:59He's a cheat and a liar.
31:01That's beside the point.
31:03What's that point?
31:03The point is that we're freezing.
31:05Yes, and the time has come to cast aside our personal differences.
31:09Bury the hatchet.
31:11And you know who has the hatchet.
31:13He doesn't have a hatchet, I promise you.
31:15He doesn't even have a whole mustache.
31:16Now why can't we settle this whole thing underneath the blanket?
31:18Yes, he's right.
31:20We must get underneath the blankets together.
31:22Close together.
31:23Therefore, it will be necessary to lower the seat.
31:26Lower the seat.
31:27Lower the seat.
31:28I got it.
31:31Don't push.
31:32Come at the foot.
31:33Watch that foot.
31:36I beg your pardon.
31:38Champagne, Professor.
31:39Oh, thank you.
31:42This is terrific.
31:44May I propose a toast?
31:48What's so funny?
31:49Something wrong?
31:50What happened to your mustache?
31:52I broke it off.
31:54You what?
31:55I broke it off.
31:56It was frozen.
31:57Look.
31:58Ow!
31:59Ow!
32:16What time is it?
32:19Just a moment.
32:347.30.
32:39Good morning.
32:40Good morning.
32:41Oh, very big, very big.
32:44The head, very big.
32:45Time to get up.
32:49Professor.
32:50Time to get up.
32:52Come on, Professor.
32:53Rise and shine.
32:55Rise and shine.
32:577.30.
32:58Then you rise, you shine.
33:01He's always like this in the morning.
33:03I'm not always like this in the morning.
33:05This particular morning, I happen to be seasick.
33:08Too much champagne.
33:09I'm not sick from champagne.
33:11I'm sick from the sea.
33:12It's not necessary to yell at me.
33:14I'll yell at whoever I want to yell at.
33:17Always yells like this in the morning.
33:18Let me out of here.
33:227.30 in the morning, you idiots.
33:26I'm seasick.
33:28Ah.
33:30Rise and shine.
33:33Rise and shine.
33:44I'm coming for you.
33:46I'm coming for you.
33:47I got you.
33:48I got you.
34:03I got you.
34:09They say there's a tree in the forest, a tree that will give you a sign.
34:21Come along with me to the sweet heart tree, come and carve your name next to mine.
34:31They say if you kiss the right sweet heart, the one you've been waiting for.
34:44The blossoms of wine will burst into sight, and your love will be true evermore.
35:18They say if you kiss the right sweet heart, the one you've been waiting for.
35:30The blossoms of wine will burst into sight, and your love will be true evermore.
36:09The blossoms of wine will burst into sight, and your love will be true evermore.
36:11Then you're wasting your time!
36:15I shall place this log in a watertight container.
36:20If found, it shall provide valuable information for those who may follow.
36:26Valuable information for those who may follow.
36:30Professor.
36:31What? I got an idea.
36:32What? Instead of the book, why don't you and me get into the watertight container?
36:37Shut up!
36:39Well, we gotta do something.
36:40Oh, don't worry.
36:41Before this iceberg melts and we drown like rats, we're gonna do plenty.
36:45Ha! Yeah?
36:46What?
36:46We're gonna starve!
36:51Mr. Bois, I recommend we have cold meals from now on.
36:54We're melting fast enough as it is.
36:57What difference does it make?
36:58A few hours, one way or another.
37:01Minutes have made the difference in survival, Mr. Bois.
37:05Mr. Leslie, I suspect you are being unrealistically optimistic for my benefit.
37:10And it isn't at all necessary.
37:12We're lost on an iceberg, and we're doomed to drift with the tide and slowly melt.
37:20You're a brave woman, Mr. Bois.
37:23Red sky!
37:27So what?
37:29Gonna be a storm.
37:31What are you talking about?
37:34Red sky in the morning, sailor take warning.
37:36Why, you thimble-headed gherkin!
37:38Do you realize the odds against the storm in this part of the ocean at this time of the year?
37:41The what?
37:42Hundred to one!
37:49That's the bomb!
37:50The storm...
37:50Tie down the car with the rope!
37:51Tie the rope down with the car!
37:54Hey!
37:54You're a big aside!
37:55Aw, did it!
37:56Yeah!
37:58Throw me a rope!
38:02Just relax, we got you!
38:04We got you!
38:05We got you, Professor!
38:07Hey, red sky in the morning?
38:10It says I take water.
38:12Why, you incontrope?
38:17Ah!
38:20Max!
38:44Max!
39:05Max!
39:06Max!
39:08Max!
39:11Max!
39:13Max!
39:14Max!
39:15Max!
39:15Max!
39:16Max!
39:16Max!
39:17Max!
39:18Max!
39:18Max!
39:19Max!
39:19Max!
39:20Max!
39:20Max!
39:20Max!
39:22Max!
39:23Max!
39:23Max!
39:24Max!
39:29Max!
39:34Max!
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