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Mama I'm a Thot S01E04 (2026)
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00:02Is this the bottle?
00:14How could you?
00:15Daddy told me to pour in the bottle.
00:19He said it would make taking his medicine easier.
00:23Can I speak to you alone, Miss Freeman?
00:29Go to your room.
00:35Did your husband have any issues with your brother and Mr. Prescott?
00:42Yeah.
00:44A lot.
00:45We obviously can't charge Darnell with anything.
00:48He was just following the directions of his father.
00:52Hell, the boy's only ten. He had no idea.
00:57I'm calling this a murder-suicide.
01:02Here's my card.
01:04If you need anything or have any other information, feel free to call me.
01:10I'm sorry for your loss.
01:12I'm sorry for your loss.
01:32I got to go.
01:35Can we talk?
01:39About what?
01:42Us.
01:44There is no lies, Branny.
01:49Fossie.
02:04Why?
02:08Why?
02:09Why?
02:10Why?
02:20Why?
02:39On behalf of the family, friends, thank you for honoring the deceased.
02:50Thank you for the love, the support through these times, great sorrow.
03:00And with that, we're going to conclude these services.
03:05But remember, go with God.
03:08May being be peace.
03:26So, where's your sister?
03:28Mommy sent her away.
03:30She says she couldn't handle it.
03:37I know we don't see much of each other since I've been in college, but I'm here if you need
03:42anything.
03:46I'm gonna miss my brother.
03:48We all are.
03:50If it wasn't for him and his financial support, I know I wouldn't have made it to college.
03:55So, just be strong.
04:03I'm gonna miss you, dog.
04:06Let's go.
04:16I got this.
04:22Ready to go, Branny?
04:27Let me get Darnell and meet you at the car.
04:39How you holding up?
04:42I knew somebody would take his ass out, but God damn, he had his own brother-in-law.
04:47I didn't see that shit coming.
04:49Can we just be done with this by now, Branny?
04:52I'm not trying to lose the only family I have to these streets.
04:55Chrissy Dyer wears my ticket out this bullshit anyway.
04:59So, what's next?
05:01I got a plan.
05:03What?
05:04Moving hoes.
05:06Why can't we do something that don't involve going to jail?
05:09Cause I'm not built for an office, sis.
05:11What's your thing?
05:13Apparently not.
05:14It's been eight months and I still can't find a job.
05:20Life is hard, okay?
05:22I don't know when it gets easier, but...
05:25So, just in case you haven't heard, life is a struggle from birth to death.
05:29I'm tired of the struggle, Ferdy.
05:31Accounting.
05:32Your degree. Accounting, right?
05:36Yeah, but...
05:36Let me put this shit to work.
05:39How?
05:41Let me and these hoes bring the money in.
05:44And you show me how to hide it.
05:58Turn out, let's go.
05:59While I'm talking to you-
06:00I said let's go.
06:19Go over there and wait for me one second, okay?
06:21Okay.
06:25Can I talk to you?
06:28Alone.
06:32You need to take care of that.
06:49Why you been ignoring me?
06:52It's not like I killed Chris.
06:55What you want, Brandy?
06:57I thought we had something.
07:01We did.
07:03Fine.
07:06But now we can have more than that.
07:08You're grieving, Brandy.
07:11You try to hold on to that last little bit of life you used to have.
07:15Move on.
07:17I have.
07:19Mom, I'm hungry.
07:21Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?
07:23Go back over there, okay?
07:28Look, I still need to make money.
07:32I can keep making those drops for you.
07:34Nah.
07:35I'm done with that life.
07:37Done?
07:39Other than hustling dope or women, what else are you qualified to do?
07:45Yup.
07:47You got it.
07:49Women, that's my new hustle.
07:54Running hoes?
07:56Really, Fossey?
08:01I've been trying to get out of that game ever since Andre died.
08:05I've been shattered more times than I can count.
08:09Chris dying, Brandy, it's just a matter of time.
08:13We done?
08:16Well...
08:18Maybe I can still make some money with you.
08:22What the fuck you mean?
08:27Maybe...
08:28I can be about that life.
08:33Why are you taking so long? I told you I'm hungry!
08:36I told you to give me a damn minute!
08:38Now go back over there and wait for me!
08:55Houston, we have a problem!
08:57This is Captain Darnell, head of the Challenger.
08:59Don't worry Captain Andre, we can do this.
09:02Watch out!
09:04Hey boys, I want you to listen to what I'm about to say.
09:07Yes, Dad?
09:09Take them down and hand myself so y'all can hear me.
09:16Andre, just because I'm teaching you how to fight,
09:18doesn't mean I want you growing up these trees doing it.
09:21Alright?
09:23And Darnell?
09:25Yes, Uncle Chris.
09:29What your father is teaching you is morals.
09:33That's something I haven't always been good at.
09:36Why?
09:38Let's just say morals get you killed in my business.
09:43I want you two to make me a promise to me and to each other.
09:46What's that, Dad?
09:48Don't be like me.
09:51What's wrong with you, Dad?
09:54What's right?
10:00Anyways, I want you two to be the first black astronauts to go to space together.
10:04You guys promise me that?
10:06I promise, Dad.
10:07I promise, Uncle Chris.
10:09We promise.
10:10I promise.
10:17Mom?
10:20Sorry.
10:22Is that anythingmoon ain't going to go for this?
10:22Are you going to raise some kids right?
10:28Don't touch my mom!
10:31Why you doing that?
10:32Shut up.
10:35You gotta raise some kids, right?
10:40Mom, are you okay?
11:03You should've hit that bitch again for good measure.
11:15When I want your opinion, bitch, I ask for it.
11:44Mom?
11:45Mom?
12:00This is all you want.
12:31Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, happy birthday
12:45Happy birthday, big brother. Happy birthday to you.
12:52Make a wish.
12:58Yay! Happy birthday.
13:03Get your momma's look into the cake.
13:05Of course, my boy.
13:06Man, I wish Shontae was here.
13:10Yeah, she must not need anything right now.
13:14Oh, snap.
13:15Y'all know mom don't like none of this stuff.
13:17Y'all better get it out of here.
13:19Let me bust a birthday freestyle for you real quick.
13:23Come on, man. Hurry up.
13:26Birthday. Celebrate. We got cake. It's Darnell's birthday.
13:30Okay.
13:30Don't hate. Appreciate my boy's birthday.
13:33What?
13:34Red velvet. You can smell it for my dog's birthday.
13:37Darnell, yo, happy fucking birthday.
13:42Okay, that wasn't bad.
13:44Yeah, my boy's smooth.
13:45What you doing walking around with a lighter anyway?
13:47Well, you never know when you might need to light a birthday candle or a joint.
13:51Man, what are you doing with that?
13:52Oh, God. Darnell, you know how mom is about your birthday and weed.
13:56I'm sorry, but I don't want no parts of this. Happy birthday, though.
14:01Man, what are you doing?
14:02Man, if my mom comes home and smells that, chill. Nobody will know.
14:08Alright.
14:09That is so funny.
14:11Mom.
14:13What the fuck is going on here?
14:15Now, I know good and goddamn well you ain't smoking weed in my fucking house.
14:19No, man. Mm-mm.
14:20Get out, Richard.
14:21Yes, ma'am.
14:22Now.
14:29What is this, Darnell?
14:32I'm sorry.
14:33Why do you have a fucking cake in my house?
14:36I didn't mean to.
14:37You're gonna be more than sorry if you don't get this fucking cake out of my house right now.
14:41You know how I feel about birthdays. How fucking dare you bring this shit into my house.
14:53Thank you, bro. Give me some of that weed.
14:55Come on, Steve.
15:03Don't be afraid of the dark. Be careful with stars. Not every light is gonna guide you, baby. Don't let
15:11it rain on your sky. Get close to your heart. All of the pressure's gonna drive you crazy. Close your
15:18eyes to the madness. In the morning, it's all gonna vanish. Don't be afraid of the dark.
15:26Be careful with stars. Not every light is gonna guide you.
15:39Hey, look. You and the dark need to finish up. You got another joint coming in 10 minutes.
15:43Now all that overlapping shit ain't good for business.
15:49What? I'm not a gentleman? Come on.
15:54I got you, I got you.
16:02I hate running tricks at times, so if I come in despair.
16:05Well, I spotted the hotel's opening back up soon.
16:11Same time next Tuesday.
16:13We open 24-7.
16:15Alright.
16:16Hey, I could use a little pick-me-up.
16:18Can you help me out?
16:20Come on, Doc.
16:22How many times do I know I'm telling you?
16:23I don't fuck with that shit no more.
16:25Alright, never hurts to ask.
16:27You might want to think about the birth sign.
16:30Funny.
16:31Felt like I had that same conversation nine years ago with Chris.
16:35Chris.
16:36Woo!
16:38That guy was a real one, right?
16:40Yeah, he was.
16:41Truly missed.
16:43Truly missed.
16:44You take care.
16:49And you hatin' from the benches.
16:51The flow is vicious.
16:52Got me livin' so terrific.
16:54My bros is wicked.
16:55Don't get tempted.
16:56Got my witness.
16:57One, two, three.
16:58Dr. Harry.
17:04Darnell!
17:07How you doing, Doc?
17:09I'm good.
17:10God, I haven't seen you in years.
17:13How you doing?
17:15The struggle is real.
17:18Wow.
17:19Hey, how's the pines?
17:20You know, I think I got the hang of it mostly.
17:24Right.
17:26What are you doing out here?
17:30House calls.
17:33With Ms. Garcia?
17:34Yeah, with Marie.
17:36Ms. Garcia.
17:37Yeah.
17:38But you're checking her temperature, Lee.
17:40That's good.
17:40I like it.
17:41I like it.
17:43Aw, man.
17:44It's good to see you.
17:46Hey.
17:47I'm still over at the hospital.
17:50You need anything.
17:51Anything.
17:52No charge.
17:54I got you, man.
17:54Thanks.
17:55All right.
17:56You take care.
17:57Hey, man.
17:57Good to see you.
17:59Thanks, man.
18:03This ain't right.
18:04What you mean?
18:09It's all there.
18:10Nah, I don't.
18:12Shit.
18:13I just remembered something.
18:14It's short.
18:15Count that.
18:17Got time for another one?
18:25Sure.
18:29Hey, Ms. Garcia.
18:35Ain't seen you in a while.
18:37Spent a little time up in Oakland.
18:38Got me a real Arnie Snow Bunny.
18:41What's that?
18:43It's a good thing.
18:44Look at you.
18:46Oh, he's manned up now.
18:48Not that's not no kid I remember seven years ago.
18:51Look at what that shit you was on.
18:54It was...
18:54Oh, yeah.
18:56Oh, yeah.
18:56Going to the fucking moon.
19:00I'm still going to be an astronaut.
19:02You serious?
19:04Good luck with that.
19:05How's your mom doing?
19:08We still on our terms.
19:09Just still hating on me?
19:11She's still hating on everybody.
19:14When you get done, you think you can clean me up?
19:30I don't want to keep this kind of change on me.
19:32Come on.
19:33You think I forgot?
19:34Yesterday was your birthday.
19:36Happy birthday.
19:38Keep the change.
19:41Thanks.
19:42Thanks.
19:50Hey, Ms. Garcia.
19:53Stop calling me Ms. Garcia's Maria now, Darnell.
20:07How'd your daughters?
20:10Now they got out here recruited again.
20:14He barely gave the young girls a chance to start bleeding.
20:18Roma has it.
20:19You used to fuck with them.
20:21Yeah.
20:22I used to do a lot of stuff I shouldn't do.
20:25Huh?
20:28He was one of them.
20:33Mm-mm.
20:34I sure would like to catch your son in about five years.
20:40For what?
20:42That nigga ain't about to be shit.
20:46Speaking of shit, how's that old man in here was treating you?
20:52Half the time, the motherfucker can't get it up.
20:56But I tell you what, he sure makes up for it in the wallet.
21:01Who cares if he ain't working it?
21:03I don't know.
21:05The thought of a 70-year-old man, wrinkly-ass penis on me, it just, it don't fit right with
21:11me.
21:12I can't.
21:12Well, get this.
21:14At 70, they can't even hold a fart.
21:17I mean, this motherfucker fucking and farting all at the same time.
21:22Now tell me that don't turn you on.
21:24Well, look, it's all about them presidents.
21:27That was playing playing.
21:31Oh, shit.
21:33Here you come.
21:35Mm-mm.
21:36Ain't enough money in the world.
21:38And that's why you have an eviction notice on your door every other month?
21:41And I don't.
21:43Hey, baby.
21:44I missed you.
21:45You miss me or you miss my wallet?
21:48Okay, don't lie.
21:50Who's this sweet young thing you've got here?
21:52Uh, she's taken.
21:54That's who she is.
21:56Hi, I'm Brandy.
21:58I'm Portia's next-time neighbor.
22:00No.
22:04George, you got any friends?
22:08None that are still alive.
22:10I'm serious.
22:12You got any friends that can do for her?
22:15You know what you do for me.
22:16I am serious.
22:18All my friends are dead.
22:21But, uh, maybe.
22:24Me.
22:25And you.
22:26And her.
22:27Uh, can't take our ass in the house?
22:28Uh-uh.
22:29Nope.
22:30Uh-uh.
22:30You gotta get your own sugar daddy.
22:33I'll get you later, girl.
22:34Okay.
22:46There you go, Mom.
22:49Dear, boy.
22:50How many cars did you wash today?
22:53Flossy tipped me a hundred.
22:57Can I get 50 of that back, Mom?
22:59For what?
23:02Shante.
23:03She needs headshots.
23:05Boy, can't you see that girl is using you?
23:07It's not like that, Mom.
23:10Then what's it like?
23:14We support each other.
23:17I mean, you know, we're in love.
23:27You are in heat.
23:29And her.
23:31She just loves what you can do for her.
23:34Now, if you don't get what the fuck you want from that girl and move on...
23:46I need 50, Mom.
23:50She ain't worth the 20 that I just gave you.
23:54Dinner's in an hour.
23:57I'll be in in a minute.
23:59I gotta finish washing Flossy's car first.
24:04Well, you need to see if you can wash it for him weekly.
24:06He tips well.
24:09No, I really don't want to get caught up with him.
24:13Why not?
24:16It's good money.
24:18Just everything.
24:20Ain't much of a future hanging around him anyway.
24:28A black man on the fucking moon?
24:35Ain't much of a future in that either.
24:46You suck.
24:46You know that?
24:47You suck.
24:50What you gonna do?
24:53I'm gonna do that.
24:54I'm gonna do that.
25:01I almost had you.
25:02Right.
25:03You know you suck at this, right?
25:04I'll be good too if I ain't do shit but shit around all day doing nothing.
25:08That's your excuse?
25:09I don't study.
25:11You know the person I know who be studying begin else.
25:14Hey, if you're not gonna help the boy, just keep your mouth shut.
25:18Hang on, baby.
25:19It's just a joke.
25:22No.
25:23Mac and cheese again?
25:25That's why I'm constipated right now.
25:26We eat the same shit every night.
25:27You got money for anything else?
25:30I'm just saying the man he made way more than 50 cent worth of food on his plate to survive
25:33right here.
25:33Hey, Steve, I'm tired of your shit.
25:35All you do is lay around this house all day criticizing me and these damn kids.
25:39What you need to do is get your ass up and go get a job.
25:42Damn, baby.
25:44You on your period?
25:45It's just a comment, bro.
25:46Yeah, well, I'm sick and tired of your little fucking comments, okay?
25:49You need to do more around this house than just thinking that you satisfy me.
25:55I got an idea.
25:57How about you go get a job?
26:00What the fuck did you just say to me?
26:02I'm just saying, you keep getting on me about getting a job.
26:04Why don't you go get one?
26:05Because I can't find one that pays enough to take care of me, these damn kids, and your broke ass.
26:12Baby, come on.
26:13I know that people suffer.
26:15No, uh-uh.
26:15I'm tired of this shit.
26:17It's old now, okay?
26:18If you don't start paying some bills around here, you gotta get the fuck out.
26:22Alright.
26:24Wait.
26:25So I don't satisfy you?
26:27I could use the dildo for that.
26:30Mom!
26:35And on that note, you ready to pray?
26:39For what?
26:43You don't ever answer shit anyway.
26:48I'm doing it!
26:49What you mean?
26:53I don't know.
26:54What are you doing?
26:59You got white feet.
27:01Shut up!
27:01You're going too quick.
27:02It's just a simple...
27:04That's what I'm doing!
27:05Gotta feel it!
27:09You're going to get it, baby.
27:10You're going to get it.
27:11I bought it.
27:13What?
27:16How stupid is your ass, man?
27:18You know who Al Shantae is?
27:19Yeah.
27:20That's what I got it, baby.
27:21What are you two talking about?
27:23You, unfortunately.
27:25That's not surprising.
27:27Everything's about me.
27:29I got you something.
27:31Me?
27:33Something?
27:37Wow.
27:38Solid white gold.
27:42You know what today is?
27:45Of course, silly.
27:48It's our anniversary.
27:52Shantae, baby.
27:55When I'm not with you,
27:58I'm broken hearted.
28:01When I'm with you,
28:05it's like I'm whole again.
28:09I think I'm going to throw up.
28:10It looks hard.
28:11Man, come on.
28:13This is a moment for me.
28:20So, Shantae.
28:21Yes, Richard.
28:23How long until you pawn that?
28:25You know what?
28:26Fuck you, Richard.
28:27You know, you're a real-life episode of Jerry Spurk.
28:30You know that?
28:31Come on, y'all.
28:32Hey, y'all calm down.
28:34Y'all calm down.
28:35You're doing so much.
28:35I miss everything.
28:36Wanna be imminent?
28:38So, baby?
28:39When are you going to homecoming?
28:42I haven't picked out anything yet.
28:44Oh, so Clay didn't buy you a dress for homecoming?
28:47What?
28:47What's he talking about?
28:49Nothing, Darnell.
28:51I'm going with you.
28:52She didn't tell you Clay asked her to homecoming.
28:54Your ex?
28:55Like I'm to play Clay?
28:56He just acts, Darnell.
28:58It's not like I said yes.
29:01From what I heard, it's not like you said no.
29:03Damn, y'all act like just because the boy is the captain of the basketball team,
29:06and then every girl at school wanting to date him means something to me.
29:10So it sounds like it does.
29:12Well, it doesn't.
29:13That relationship is in the past.
29:15I'm with you, Darnell.
29:18Darnell.
29:19I just want to let you know that when she stands you up, I'll go with you.
29:25What the fuck are we?
29:27Seriously?
29:29Um, did you get that from me?
29:33Yeah.
29:33Yeah.
29:37It's twenty.
29:39Twenty dollars?
29:40When am I supposed to go with this?
29:42That's all I could get.
29:44Darnell, if you're serious about being my manager, you're going to have to do a whole lot better than this.
29:50You're not supposed to do a twenty dollars.
29:52It's barely enough for my head shots.
29:55You're welcome.
30:04Hey there, pretty ladies.
30:06Y'all are too pretty to be out here walking.
30:08Oh God, you're just a track medical care.
30:10Girl, this is your chance.
30:12I'm good.
30:13Hey, pretty ladies, I'm just trying to holler.
30:16We don't want no candy, old man.
30:17Damn bitch, why you gotta be so rude?
30:23What's your name?
30:24What her name is?
30:27Her name Brandy.
30:28And she really ain't interested.
30:30Why don't you let her tell me that?
30:34Miss Brandy?
30:37So, uh, can I give you two ladies a ride home?
30:41Brandy?
30:42How you know my name?
30:44Your friend just said it.
30:48What you want from me, nigga?
30:50Damn, you a little foe, ain't you?
30:51Look, let's just get in.
30:54It's two against one.
30:56Come on.
30:59Fuck it.
31:00Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:01Hey, hey, hey, Red.
31:02Red, come on, come on.
31:03Why don't you sit up front?
31:05Come on.
31:05Come on.
31:06Come on.
31:13Yeah, so where y'all is?
31:15Where you headed?
31:16Now?
31:17Any place they got good food is right.
31:20I'm not turning down a free meal.
31:23Joyce's job.
31:28Mama's?
31:30I love a woman, love her soul food.
31:33And you about five as hell, ain't ya?
31:42Are you gonna smoke it or look at it or?
31:45That's a good sound, huh?
31:50Nah, man, I'll pass.
31:52Man, you know this is the easier way to get to the room, right?
32:08Yes, ma'am.
32:14Well, that was nice.
32:15Mm-hmm.
32:17Yo, puff puff pass, man.
32:18You're wasting good weed.
32:20Damn, I rather hit that ass than hit that blunt.
32:26Let me get that lighter, man.
32:27You got it there, you got it.
32:35I can't believe I'm actually talking to a 65-year-old man.
32:38An FYI, the pipes are working.
32:42You sure you ain't got no man?
32:44I told you three times now, I don't have a man.
32:47I kicked his no-good ass out three weeks ago.
32:51He got foul in my house.
32:52What'd you do?
32:54Some shit he shouldn't have been doing with people he shouldn't have been doing it with.
32:58Yeah, well, you know, one man's loss is another man's game.
33:07Who the hell is this?
33:09My friend.
33:10Now, mind your business.
33:11Mom, you just got out of a relationship.
33:15Hey, I don't get in your shit, Darnell.
33:16Don't get in mine.
33:19Anyway, I'm sorry about that one.
33:21What was you saying?
33:22What you doing tomorrow night?
33:23She busy.
33:25If you don't get the fuck up out of my Kool-Aid, get on.
33:33I take it he believes he the man of the house.
33:35Uh-huh.
33:36Yeah, he forgets he's my son and not my father.
33:38Yeah, well, he's got a right to be protected.
33:40I mean, you know.
33:42Look how fine you are.
33:48He your only one?
33:50No, I got a girl, too.
33:56You know what?
33:58I like kids.
34:00Matter of fact, I got five of my own and nine grand babies.
34:05Oh, okay.
34:06I see you've been putting in work.
34:08Well, I've been putting in something.
34:09I don't think I'd call it work.
34:17Okay, well, I gotta go.
34:20Hey, Miss Lady.
34:22Miss Lady.
34:24Dinner.
34:25Tomorrow night.
34:277.30.
34:297.30 p.m. sharp.
34:34Why are you walking like this?
34:38Boy.
34:46How'd you do on Mr. Sewell's test?
34:48Yes, ma'am.
34:50I studied for an F. Again.
34:52You?
34:53I got a D.
34:56Don't worry, bro.
34:57You'll get out of high school at some point.
35:00What I wouldn't get for a D.
35:02Hey, check this out.
35:05This is an essay I'm writing for a trip to space camp.
35:09Finding a planet who revolves around its star is a must for the human race.
35:15Probabilities of a habitable body in the Goldilocks zone, I believe, is not statistically impossible.
35:21Doc, I don't fucking get it, man.
35:23You can spit that shit out like Einstein, but you can't pass a history test.
35:30Yo.
35:31I'm not trying to be like a dream killer here or nothing, but what school are you trying to go
35:35to?
35:36The Aerospace Program at Georgia Institute of Technology.
35:38Hey, babe.
35:40What are you guys working on?
35:41It's an essay I'm writing for a trip to space camp.
35:44Hey.
35:46If I win, will you go with me?
35:48Uh, sure.
35:50Anyway, back to the real reason why I'm here.
35:52Did you get the rest of that money from me, from my headshots?
35:57Yeah, I'm still working on it.
35:58Okay.
36:00I know you'll be able to get it from your baby.
36:01I know it's out.
36:03See you later.
36:06Hey.
36:06Hey.
36:06Yeah?
36:08I'll sit here.
36:10Alright, stick in.
36:14I'll sit here.
36:14I'll sit here.
36:19I'm jealous.
36:22You need somebody.
36:23I don't like you.
36:25Hey.
36:26You dogging my girl, man.
36:29Say.
36:31Oh.
36:32Your pops are trying to make you a cop.
36:34Man, fuck pops.
36:37I'm gonna be on the scene like T.I.P.
36:39All the drugs, money, and bitches one can handle, yo.
36:43Man, more like vanilla ice.
36:56Somebody died?
36:58What you talking about?
36:59The only time I see you dressed like that in the past couple years is when you was going to
37:04a funeral.
37:05No, nobody died.
37:07But I do need y'all to go get dressed because Larry's coming over.
37:10Why we got a change?
37:11I don't need any lip from you, Nyla.
37:13You've caused enough trouble in this house.
37:17What's she talking about?
37:19Fuck her.
37:22Okay, you guys.
37:22So, Larry's coming over and I need you to please be on your best behavior.
37:26He's not like the other guys.
37:27What? He doesn't have a penis?
37:31Is that funny?
37:32Y'all got jokes now?
37:34Get your joking asses up in there and put some decent clothes on.
37:37I don't get it.
37:38I don't need you to get it.
37:40This could be my ticket out of here and I don't need y'all screwing it up for me.
37:43You seem to be doing that just fine, all by yourself.
37:46Oh, you want to give me some pointers, Nyla?
37:48I'm sure you could give me a few tips.
37:50Mom.
37:51Mom, we'll get dressed.
37:55Look, you two.
37:57Larry could really set us up, okay?
37:59He's got nice cars, a nice house, rental properties.
38:02And he's twice your age.
38:03One more fucking word from you.
38:05Get your ass in there and get dressed.
38:10And lose the fucking attitude.
38:12Hey, come on.
38:13You better get your sister.
38:18No, what's she talking about? You've done enough damage.
38:21Nothing. She's just tripping like always.
38:34Finally.
38:38So, you finally bagged him, huh?
38:40Girl, hurry up and help me get these pots and plates out the cabinet so it can look like I
38:44cooked some shit.
38:46This man, he want to play house so soon.
38:49Like he finna kick the can tomorrow.
38:51Too soon. Too soon.
38:52I'm sorry. I forgot you just lost George.
38:55Girl, old news. You know I keep a backup plan.
38:59I was ho-ish.
39:00Look, just remember, don't let them get too deep in your heart, but you get deep in their pockets.
39:06Well, I actually like him though.
39:09I know that's not because he paid all your bills last month.
39:11No.
39:13Well, yeah, a little bit, but no, I actually really like him.
39:17I sure hope your poor nanny's worth more than a couple paid bills.
39:20Well, you gotta start somewhere.
39:22You know rocking these niggas for calls is a whole process.
39:26Shit.
39:27He's here.
39:28Oh my god, hold on.
39:31Holy shit.
39:33Wait, wait, wait.
39:35What am I gonna do?
39:36What am I gonna do?
39:40Wait, how do I look?
39:41Like a hoe.
39:42Good, that's what I wanted.
39:44Okay, hurry up.
39:45I was leaving anyway.
39:46Okay, hurry up.
39:58You're right.
40:02Wait, what are you looking like?
40:03Ugh, what y'all looking like that for?
40:06Is there any reason you looking like that?
40:09You better watch your mouth.
40:13I'm ready
40:13A red rose for my red rose
40:17Oh, thank you, baby
40:25You guys get up and say hello
40:28These are my kids
40:29This is Darnell and this is Nyla
40:31The prince and princess of the castle
40:36Listen, let me tell you all this up front
40:38I just want to do right by your mom
40:40I know she's had some hard time
40:43All right, good
40:46Let's eat
40:47All right
40:48Oh, thank you, darling
40:50Thank you, thank you
40:52One good turn, one good turn
40:54Come on
40:54Oh, yeah
40:55Okay
40:56Larry, would you mind saying grace for us?
40:59Oh, yes
40:59Are we praying again?
41:02He thinks he's Eddie Murphy or something
41:06Come here
41:07Say God is good
41:09God is great
41:10Now let's fuck up the food on this airplane
41:17What do we got here?
41:18Mmm, some fresh homemade fried chicken, baby
41:21Just for you
41:22Boy, this chicken here look like good as your mama
41:27Let me check
41:33Bro, why can't they take that shit somewhere else?
41:35I know he got a house
41:36I know he got a house
41:36What the fuck?
41:40She ain't gotta be that loud
41:42Right, for no fucking reason
41:44Yeah, milk that hood mask
41:46Which one of you motherfuckers is banging on my wall?
41:50Which one of you was it?
41:55Hello?
41:58Guess what?
41:59You don't like it?
41:59You can get the fuck out
42:04I hate that bitch
42:05Bro, that's our mom
42:06So?
42:10Oh, baby, baby, baby, baby
42:14Oh, damn
42:17Woo-wee
42:20You put it on and everything
42:22That was you
42:24Oh, you're wonderful, baby
42:27You're wonderful
42:29You know, I've been thinking
42:31Can I ask you something?
42:35Oh, God
42:38It always scares me when a man says
42:40Can he ask me something?
42:42No, no, it's good
42:44And what is it?
42:45You know, I've been thinking
42:46You know, what if you and the kids
42:49You know, come and move in with me?
42:53Yeah
42:54And give up my welfare
42:56My section eight
42:57My food stamps
42:59Baby, I can't just uproot my life like that
43:03I mean, I know I don't have a lot
43:06But what I do have, I can depend on
43:12Like I said, that ain't living
43:15That's slavery
43:17Are you knocking me?
43:19Oh, no, baby
43:20I wouldn't do that
43:21I'd let you take care of you
43:23And your home
43:26You know what you got, baby
43:28Well, whatever
43:30It's not you, I hope
43:31New coochie syndrome
43:33What?
43:34New what?
43:35Wait a minute
43:36New coochie syndrome
43:37New coochie
43:38What are you talking about?
43:39It's not funny
43:42It's
43:43Every time
43:44I get with somebody new
43:47They always have the same
43:49Old, tired-ass promises
43:51And not one of them
43:53Has ever come through
43:56Men get into some new coochie
43:58Promise you the world
44:00They never deliver
44:06Look here
44:08I'm 65
44:09Not 25
44:13I know what I want
44:17Let's have this conversation again
44:19When my coochie ain't so new
44:22All right
44:23You need to be working on
44:26Breaking it in
44:30I'm ready
44:31Come on, give me a kiss
44:34Round two
44:35Round two
44:36Okay
44:48Hey
44:49Shante, I won
44:51What?
44:52The contest, babe
44:54I won
44:56Okay, congratulations
44:57Can we just talk about this
44:58At the sports program?
44:59Shante, didn't you hear me?
45:02I won
45:03Okay, so what now?
45:05Now we just get the money for you to go
45:08For me to go?
45:09Look, you guys
45:10Can I just talk about this tomorrow?
45:12I'm really tired
45:13I'm just trying to get some sleep, okay?
45:14Yo
45:16It's 7pm
45:18Why are you in bed so early?
45:20Didn't I tell you I have an audition tomorrow?
45:24What?
45:26Congratulations
45:29What happened to you on lunch today?
45:30I left early to meet with my agent
45:32For what?
45:33Look, I had to get my audition piece
45:34I came home, I studied
45:36And now I'm really tired
45:37So can we just talk about this tomorrow?
45:39Hey
45:41I'll come by tomorrow morning
45:42And walk with you to school
45:44Okay, okay, okay
45:45Let's just go see you tomorrow
45:48Don't forget
45:49Tomorrow night's a movie night
45:51Darnell
45:52What?
45:53Can we just breathe a little?
45:56What?
45:57We are together every day at school
45:59Every night at home and every weekend
46:02Can I just breathe a little bit, please?
46:05We got plans to be together
46:06Forever
46:07I know, we did
46:10Do
46:10I mean, we do
46:12But things change
46:13Why would they change?
46:15You want to go off and be an astronaut
46:17Don't you?
46:18Do that
46:18Hold on
46:21What's going on?
46:22What do you mean?
46:23For the last ten years
46:25Up until today
46:27All you've ever told me was that
46:28I can't be an astronaut
46:30Now all of a sudden I can't?
46:33What's going on?
46:35Darnell, we're just entering
46:36Two different phases of our lives
46:37After high school
46:38Okay?
46:39Things can change
46:40I just don't want you to change your plans for me
46:42Are you waking up on me?
46:44No, Darnell
46:44That's not what I'm saying
46:45Okay?
46:46Look, guys
46:47I really have a big audition tomorrow
46:48So is there anything important
46:50That either of you have to tell me tonight?
46:51Yeah, son
46:53Start treating my boy here
46:55With some fucking respect
46:57I don't see him walking around
46:58Talking to all his ex-girlfriends
47:00Do you?
47:01First of all
47:02I am the only girlfriend
47:04He's ever had, motherfucker
47:05How dare you?
47:06Okay
47:06For y'all enough
47:10See you at a store tomorrow
47:11Okay
47:12Look what you want to do
47:13Thanks
47:15Good night
47:15Yeah
47:19Hearts together?
47:25Where's your necklace?
47:27Actually, on my nightstand in my bedroom
47:29I took it off to clean
47:30Mm-hmm
47:33Okay
47:34See you guys tomorrow
47:35Yeah
47:35Some good?
47:38Yeah
47:40Okay
47:54Sounds like the same secret
47:57So
47:58Where were we?
48:01.
48:03.
48:04.
48:04I hope not.
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