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A Night With The Arms Dealer [Full Movie] [New Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01Oh my god.
00:00:03She's insane.
00:00:05What are you doing here?
00:00:09Beth.
00:00:12You set me up.
00:00:14You stay away from me.
00:00:16You're insane.
00:00:19Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:00:22Leanne.
00:00:24You and Asher, or...
00:00:26You're a great couple.
00:00:27I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:31But you've gotta go.
00:00:33No!
00:00:36They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:48And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:51What was that, baby?
00:00:53Awesome.
00:00:55We done here?
00:00:57Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:00Oh.
00:01:02Yes!
00:01:03Yes!
00:01:04Yes!
00:01:05Oh!
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:09Are we done here?
00:01:11Yes, I do.
00:01:13You were the best.
00:01:14You were amazing.
00:01:15Was it good for you?
00:01:17Awesome.
00:01:18What's your name again?
00:01:48Ah!
00:01:49Take care, Monique.
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:58What am I doing?
00:01:59You are my little not gonna let the stay on one night.
00:02:00You Uh...
00:02:02Oh!
00:02:05No!
00:02:08No!
00:02:09I tell him...
00:02:10Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:12That's an okra.
00:02:14Like, seriously?
00:02:15Ha, ha!
00:02:16So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:19I mean, I don't even know what I saw in them in the first place.
00:02:24how about you and i and you just excuse me for a moment be right back
00:02:33so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry uh i'll
00:02:41be right back
00:02:55oh damn it i'm so sorry oh my god asher oh yeah what are you doing oh you're drowning my
00:03:06sorrows
00:03:06you can you grab a drink sure how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff uh life i
00:03:21guess
00:03:22we should vow to never let that happen again thank you thank you friends forever stop doing that
00:03:33we should vow to never let that happen again thank you thank you friends forever stop doing that
00:03:47thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job and doing marketing at dengard
00:03:54small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software development
00:04:03startup hey what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex
00:04:21with jerks a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:30how about we
00:04:33stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm among your men
00:04:42sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right i'll be your wing woman though
00:04:51you're now you're now you're wing men
00:04:57you're now you're now you're now you're now i'm just going to let that happen
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:39I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:43I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:46I have that effect on women.
00:05:48It's not.
00:05:53I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:55Thanks.
00:05:56I think.
00:06:00Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:06Friends forever?
00:06:09Friends forever.
00:06:25Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:28Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:30Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:36Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:39Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:40Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:41Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:41Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:41Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:41Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:43Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:44Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:45Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:46Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:49Let's never lose touch again.
00:07:14Oh
00:07:31Let's do that again
00:07:43Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:46I don't know, what am I doing here?
00:07:49Oh, my head
00:07:51My head
00:07:52Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain
00:08:00Hey, that means since we're here
00:08:02What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, bad idea
00:08:06What?
00:08:08Last night was a bad idea
00:08:10Why?
00:08:12Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends
00:08:17Fuck, sex reminds everything
00:08:20I suppose you're right
00:08:23But still
00:08:24But still
00:08:28I have a proposition
00:08:31What?
00:08:33Friends with benefits
00:08:34Sex without strings
00:08:38You do you
00:08:39I do me
00:08:41And we do each other
00:08:46Interesting
00:08:54Okay
00:08:55Okay
00:08:55Sold
00:08:58Wanted benefits
00:09:24And I'll need the marketing report
00:09:26For the fourth quarter
00:09:28For the fourth quarter
00:09:34Hello ladies
00:09:36Asher
00:09:36Asher?
00:09:39You two know each other?
00:09:42Yeah, uh
00:09:44We know each other from college
00:09:46He's one of my best friends
00:09:47What are you doing here?
00:09:49He's here to see my father
00:09:51Wait, what?
00:09:52Daddy owns the company
00:09:54I know
00:09:55I actually own the company I work at
00:09:58He's worth billions
00:10:00And here I thought
00:10:01I knew everything about you
00:10:03I've been busy since college
00:10:04Clearly
00:10:06Listen
00:10:07Gotta run
00:10:08But
00:10:09Talk to you later?
00:10:11Sure
00:10:12Good to see you, Beth
00:10:13You too
00:10:18Oh, what a man
00:10:30What's this?
00:10:32I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract
00:10:35A contract?
00:10:37It outlines the parameters of our relationship
00:10:39Okay
00:10:41Article one
00:10:42Nobody knows
00:10:43It might get in the way of us seeing other people
00:10:45Good point
00:10:46Article two
00:10:48We meet at a mutually agreed upon place
00:10:50At a mutually agreed upon time
00:10:52Okay
00:10:53Article three
00:10:54Honesty and transparency are a must
00:10:57Agreed
00:10:59Article four
00:11:02No lies
00:11:03No lies
00:11:06Article five
00:11:09Once one party sleeps with another person
00:11:12The agreement is over
00:11:15I don't like that one
00:11:18Gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:21Fine
00:11:24And finally
00:11:29Friends first
00:11:32Friends first
00:11:33Friends first
00:11:43Let's eat
00:11:44Let's eat
00:11:48All right
00:11:49Well
00:12:01Let's eat
00:12:01Food
00:12:03We
00:12:03By
00:12:04Be
00:12:04Comes
00:12:04Do
00:12:04Do
00:12:04Do
00:12:39No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:41And I think you're insane.
00:12:42No, you do.
00:12:45Stop it.
00:12:51Will you go out with me?
00:12:53What?
00:12:54On a date.
00:12:56Will you go on a date with me?
00:12:58A real one.
00:13:01No.
00:13:09I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:11Forget the contract.
00:13:13No, friends first.
00:13:14Remember?
00:13:16Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:41Friends first?
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:59So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:01Yes, you will.
00:14:15He asked me out.
00:14:17He asked me out.
00:14:18Breathe, Beth.
00:14:20Breathe.
00:14:20I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:23On Asher?
00:14:24Yes.
00:14:25He asked you out?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:27On a date?
00:14:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:30Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:32Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:34You can give me some tips.
00:14:36Oh.
00:14:37Um.
00:14:39Yeah, okay.
00:14:40I gotta go.
00:14:41Getting a money-pending ready for the big date.
00:14:43I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:47Bye.
00:14:49Bye.
00:14:52Bye.
00:14:53Bye.
00:14:55Bye.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:57Where was he born?
00:14:58Philadelphia.
00:15:00Philadelphia.
00:15:01Uh, favorite food?
00:15:03Um.
00:15:07He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:09Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:12I like your pen.
00:15:14I've never seen that color before.
00:15:15Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:17It's my favorite color.
00:15:18Heliotrope purple.
00:15:20Cool.
00:15:21What about sports?
00:15:24Why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:26On your date.
00:15:28I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man.
00:15:30He's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:34Marry?
00:15:35You got a problem with that?
00:15:42Why the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:46Me and Asher?
00:15:49No.
00:15:50No, no, no.
00:15:51Never.
00:15:52He's...
00:15:52We're friends.
00:15:55We're best friends.
00:15:56Good.
00:15:57By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:59Where'd you get it?
00:16:01Oh, amazing.
00:16:02On third.
00:16:03Super cute.
00:16:04Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:06Uh, siblings?
00:16:10And being an only child.
00:16:13I was an only child as well.
00:16:15Really?
00:16:16Cool.
00:16:17Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:21I was born in Philly.
00:16:23Shut up.
00:16:25It's my favorite city.
00:16:27Where was the school?
00:16:30Um, I...
00:16:33Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:44That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:50I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:56I had a wonderful time.
00:16:59I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:03That would be great.
00:17:05Good night.
00:17:08Oh, my.
00:17:10Okay, thank you.
00:17:14What is it?
00:17:16I should really head out.
00:17:20Uh, take care.
00:17:22Why don't you come up?
00:17:24And I will fuck you.
00:17:26It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:29Okay.
00:17:29Oh.
00:17:30Wow.
00:17:31Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:35Why?
00:17:36Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:40I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:42No, no, it...
00:17:43That's not what I meant.
00:17:44It's just...
00:17:45Sex ruins everything.
00:17:49Let's wait.
00:17:49So, it can be perfect.
00:17:53Yeah?
00:17:57Yes.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:03Toodles.
00:18:10Beth?
00:18:11It was nice.
00:18:13We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you jealous?
00:18:21No.
00:18:25Did you, um...
00:18:28Did you sleep together?
00:18:30No.
00:18:31But not for a lack of a trying.
00:18:34Beth?
00:18:35She's an animal.
00:18:37Oh.
00:18:38God.
00:18:39Stop it.
00:18:41Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:43Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:45Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:48I want to wait.
00:18:48Just in case she is the one.
00:18:52You never know.
00:18:53I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:00I'm never getting married.
00:19:03I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:08Oh.
00:19:10You do you.
00:19:12To each his own.
00:19:14Agreed.
00:19:15Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:17Maybe.
00:19:17Give it back.
00:19:18Give it back.
00:19:19Come on.
00:19:19Mm-mm.
00:19:20It's not funny.
00:19:21Mm.
00:19:21Mm.
00:19:22It's my strawberry.
00:19:24All right.
00:19:30That was rude.
00:19:47Mm-mm.
00:19:48Mm.
00:20:01Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:07You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11True love does not exist.
00:20:13You will only get hurt.
00:20:15He is your friend.
00:20:17Don't blow it.
00:20:19Friendship first.
00:20:21Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:25You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:27True love does not exist.
00:20:30You will only get hurt.
00:20:31He is your friend.
00:20:33Don't blow it.
00:20:36Friendship first.
00:20:39Leanne Lamont.
00:21:08Hey.
00:21:10Shit.
00:21:12I'm so sorry.
00:21:14My bad.
00:21:15My fault.
00:21:16Hang on.
00:21:19You got a tissue?
00:21:21She...
00:21:24Here.
00:21:25Let me.
00:21:26Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:27Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:29Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:31Hey, Asher.
00:21:34Eric.
00:21:34Eric.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:39Well, see you guys later.
00:21:43Here.
00:21:48Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:51I'm Eric.
00:21:52Eric.
00:22:00That was fun.
00:22:02Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:08Ellis?
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:10You gotta watch out for him.
00:22:11He's a player.
00:22:13So what?
00:22:14You think I can't handle myself?
00:22:16No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:21Are you jealous?
00:22:23No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:25Why would I be jealous?
00:22:26We're friends with benefits.
00:22:27Remember?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:31You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:33Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:35You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:39I can handle myself.
00:22:42Yeah, fine.
00:22:43Be that way.
00:22:47You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:52Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:55arrangement.
00:22:56Maybe you're so shut down
00:22:59that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:05Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:09Maybe I will.
00:23:13Yes.
00:23:22Flowers for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:25It's me.
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:31I'm Eric.
00:23:38What are you doing here?
00:23:41Had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:45That's from Eric.
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:52They're nice.
00:23:57Listen, um...
00:23:58I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:01I was out of line.
00:24:03No.
00:24:04No, I was out of line.
00:24:09I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:14Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:21Friends forever?
00:24:24Friends forever.
00:24:28Dinner later?
00:24:31Sounds awesome.
00:24:51Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:53Oh, it's just...
00:24:55I'm just so happy.
00:24:57You know, Leanne,
00:24:59I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:03I think he could be the one.
00:25:05Oh.
00:25:06I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:09You've only just started dating.
00:25:12Have you ever had a connection
00:25:13that's just so deep,
00:25:15so immediate,
00:25:17that you just know?
00:25:18No?
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:22That's us.
00:25:24You know,
00:25:25he told me he wants us to wait
00:25:27for sex.
00:25:29He says he wants to build
00:25:30a strong foundation first.
00:25:34I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:37Oh.
00:25:38No.
00:25:39I don't know.
00:25:40I...
00:25:41I just want him to be happy.
00:25:42By the way,
00:25:43I love your lipstick.
00:25:44It's so unique.
00:25:46What color is it?
00:25:48Paris pink.
00:25:49I love it.
00:25:52Anyway,
00:25:52gotta go.
00:25:53Toodles.
00:26:02Why are you so down?
00:26:04What's wrong?
00:26:07Nothing.
00:26:09Famous last words.
00:26:11Is it...
00:26:12Attic?
00:26:14Of course not.
00:26:16How's Beth,
00:26:17by the way?
00:26:18She thinks that you're gonna
00:26:19settle down with her.
00:26:21You never know.
00:26:26Give me your hand.
00:26:28I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:30Come on.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:34This...
00:26:34is your lifeline.
00:26:36It's long.
00:26:38You have a nice, long life.
00:26:39You have a nice, long life.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:41Uh, this...
00:26:42is your headline.
00:26:44For wisdom.
00:26:45Mm-hmm.
00:26:46And...
00:26:47looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:53And this...
00:26:55is your love line.
00:26:57So you've got a rocky beginning,
00:26:59over here.
00:27:01that you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:27You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:28Great idea.
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:34Yeah.
00:27:35Oh, okay.
00:27:49Talk to me.
00:27:50You have a nice way,
00:27:51I didn't want you to lie.
00:27:51Anyone, sir?
00:27:52Joe, am I on...
00:27:52in this place?
00:27:54No.
00:27:59No I don't know if I was there ever.
00:28:01No.
00:28:01Scott Cardinal.
00:28:01Sorry.
00:28:02No.
00:28:02tens.
00:28:03No no.
00:28:04No.
00:28:24You
00:28:24Looks like we had fun last night
00:28:30You have a key
00:28:35I was thinking
00:28:37Oh, nice trick
00:29:00Right?
00:29:01Yeah
00:29:06Who is that?
00:29:07I have no idea
00:29:09Hello?
00:29:11Your front door is unlocked
00:29:14My front door
00:29:28How could you?
00:29:34Beth
00:29:34Wait, Beth
00:29:36Oh fuck, what have I done?
00:29:41What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like
00:29:55Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving
00:29:58I'm getting dressed, I'm going
00:29:59I'm feeling kind of yucky right now
00:30:01I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:02You didn't do anything
00:30:02It was me, I fucked up
00:30:05You said it wasn't serious
00:30:06It wasn't, it isn't, it doesn't matter
00:30:09I fucked up, whatever it is
00:30:10It was, I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:24Yeah
00:30:26Yeah
00:30:26Yeah
00:30:30And first?
00:30:37That's first
00:30:50That's first
00:30:52Hey Beth
00:30:54Go away
00:31:00I need to talk to you
00:31:03I fire her except daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:07You on the other hand
00:31:08I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:10No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:12It was a stupid game
00:31:13Friends with benefits
00:31:14But it's over now, okay?
00:31:16I promise
00:31:24Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me
00:31:30Really?
00:31:33Hey, I want to see what happens between us
00:31:35You and me
00:31:38Please
00:31:40Give me another chance
00:31:47I suppose
00:31:51Okay
00:32:06Leigh-Anne, it's me again
00:32:08Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:10I'm so confused
00:32:12Friends forever, remember?
00:32:19Eric
00:32:21Hi
00:32:22I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch
00:32:25But
00:32:28I would love to see you again
00:32:29If you're up for it
00:32:39Asher?
00:32:40Asher?
00:32:41It's me
00:32:41I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:43What's going on?
00:32:44Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:46Call me
00:32:59Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away
00:33:02But
00:33:03I'll leave you alone now
00:33:06If you ever want to be friends again
00:33:08You know where to find me
00:33:30Yes
00:33:31It's Eric, leave a message
00:33:32Hey, Eric
00:33:34Um
00:33:36I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:39And I wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:41Asher?
00:33:42Asher, where are you?
00:33:44Why won't you call me back?
00:33:46I know you're with her, you lied to me
00:33:50Okay
00:33:51Miss you
00:33:52Call me
00:33:53Bye
00:33:58Bye
00:33:59Beth, I got your 35 messages
00:34:02Um
00:34:03Listen
00:34:04I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you
00:34:07But
00:34:08Maybe we need to slow things down a bit
00:34:12I'll call you when I can
00:34:40Hey, hey, babe
00:34:41Slow down
00:34:47to love
00:34:51wait
00:34:53love sucks
00:34:57okay
00:34:58I think we've had enough
00:35:02how about we head back to the mud
00:35:08fabulous
00:35:11easy
00:35:40a lot of good you did me
00:35:42wow
00:35:44wow
00:35:45wow
00:35:46wow
00:35:49wow
00:35:50wow
00:35:58wow
00:35:59wow
00:35:59wow
00:36:00wow
00:36:12I'm just so happy to see you again
00:36:14yeah I'm sorry I've been aloof
00:36:16just been going through some stuff
00:36:17you want to talk about it baby
00:36:19no that's okay
00:36:20just life
00:36:21is it Leanne
00:36:23I don't want to talk about Leanne
00:36:26you know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy
00:36:28I thought she wasn't into Eric
00:36:30well when I was out and about this morning
00:36:32I saw her leaving Eric's apartment
00:36:36it would look like her clothes from last night
00:36:38no way she would never
00:36:40he's a knob
00:36:43which is why
00:36:45I grabbed a photo
00:36:49I guess she's not the same as well
00:36:51she is
00:36:53no
00:36:54I guess she's not the same you think she is
00:38:33What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:36Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:38Hey.
00:38:40Your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:43Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:45Don't tell you what to do, woman.
00:38:47She can handle herself.
00:38:49Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:52Asher.
00:38:52Look at the loser.
00:38:54So embarrassing.
00:38:58Fucking prick.
00:38:59Come here.
00:39:03Come on.
00:39:05Come on.
00:39:06Come on.
00:39:07Come on.
00:39:08Come on.
00:39:10Come on.
00:39:23Come on.
00:39:24Come on.
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:25Come on.
00:39:26Come on.
00:39:27Come on.
00:39:27Come on.
00:39:28Come on.
00:39:30Come on.
00:39:31Come on.
00:39:33Come on.
00:39:34Come on.
00:39:35Come on.
00:40:37I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:41You're fired.
00:40:43You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:48I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:49You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:53Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:57And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03I don't know.
00:41:39I don't know.
00:42:47Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:42:55How about a hotel this time?
00:42:59We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:05Love, a friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:11XO, XO.
00:43:15When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:22I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:24Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:26I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:29You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:37I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:38I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:42Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:47Clearly not.
00:43:50I am not a cheater.
00:43:53I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break
00:43:56up over this, then fine.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:08Kate.
00:44:32You're welcome.
00:44:42I will, I will, I will!
00:44:54Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:44:57Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:02Please, don't marry her.
00:45:05You don't love her.
00:45:07You're rebounding.
00:45:14I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:19A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:26They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:44Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:47I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:52Did you know that?
00:45:53It's crazy.
00:45:54Oh my god.
00:46:11Hello?
00:46:15Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:17You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:20I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:24Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:25Sure.
00:46:26Thanks.
00:46:45Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:57You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:00Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again.
00:47:04Ever.
00:47:12Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:16Effective now.
00:47:18Wait, what?
00:47:21Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:26Who's the source?
00:47:32Oh my god.
00:47:33Why would she do this?
00:47:36Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:38No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:41You know, Asher, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:47But you never speak to me again.
00:47:51So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:53Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:57It doesn't matter at this point.
00:47:58It's already in the trades.
00:48:01You're toxic, Asher.
00:48:03Nobody will touch you.
00:48:05So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:17Asher?
00:48:18You bitch.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20You jealous bitch.
00:48:22What are you doing?
00:48:24What are you...
00:48:24I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:27So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:30Honey?
00:48:31What are you talking about?
00:48:32God, I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:35Well, job well done.
00:48:37Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:38Stay away from me.
00:48:42Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:44We are not friends.
00:48:47Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:50Stay away from me.
00:48:51Don't contact me.
00:48:52Don't speak to me.
00:48:53Don't look at me.
00:48:55Yeah.
00:49:00You are dead to me.
00:49:02God, we are dead to me.
00:52:04Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:07I didn't write this.
00:52:13Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:16It was Beth.
00:52:23Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:25It was Beth.
00:52:30She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:32Oh my God.
00:52:34I think it's not her day.
00:52:36I have to warn him.
00:52:39Come on, come on.
00:52:40Sure.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:44Come on.
00:52:49Shit, he blocked me.
00:52:52Shit.
00:52:54He blocked me?
00:52:56Shit.
00:53:08He blocked me?
00:53:17Beth?
00:53:38...
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:24She's insane.
00:54:26What are you doing here?
00:54:30Beth.
00:54:32You set me up.
00:54:35You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:38I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:42And I won.
00:54:46You stay away from me.
00:54:48You're insane.
00:54:52I'll scream.
00:54:54Nobody will hear you.
00:55:01I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:07I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:09I promise.
00:55:11Beth.
00:55:12Okay?
00:55:13You and Asher are...
00:55:15You're a great couple.
00:55:17He loves you.
00:55:21Why don't I just go away?
00:55:24I'll move.
00:55:25I'll quit my job.
00:55:27Just...
00:55:28Please.
00:55:29Beth.
00:55:31Don't hurt me.
00:55:33Okay?
00:55:34I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:38But you've got to go.
00:55:40Ah!
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:49But you've got to go.
00:55:51Ah!
00:55:52No!
00:55:54I can't...
00:55:55No!
00:55:56No!
00:55:57No!
00:55:58No!
00:55:59No!
00:56:01No!
00:56:03No!
00:56:06No!
00:56:08No!
00:56:08No!
00:56:09No!
00:56:09No!
00:56:09No!
00:56:10No!
00:56:10No!
00:56:13No!
00:56:18No!
00:56:20No!
00:56:21No!
00:56:25Be sorry, Leanne.
00:56:29No!
00:56:32No!
00:56:32No!
00:56:33No!
00:56:33No!
00:57:06Don't bother.
00:57:08That pipe's in there good.
00:57:09You're not going anywhere.
00:57:13You're crazy.
00:57:16You're never getting away with it.
00:57:18Oh, but I will.
00:57:19See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:21and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:23and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:28I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:35You bitch.
00:57:37You bitch!
00:57:39Oh, and by the way,
00:57:42you're fired!
00:57:45Toodles!
00:57:46Toodles!
00:57:46Toodles!
00:57:47Toodles!
00:57:53Toodles!
00:57:55Toodles!
00:57:57Toodles!
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:03Toodles!
00:58:05Toodles!
00:58:05Toodles!
00:58:07Toodles!
00:58:08Toodles!
00:58:09Toodles!
00:58:13Toodles!
00:58:18Toodles!
00:58:18Toodles!
00:58:22Toodles!
00:58:24Toodles!
00:58:35No!
00:58:57I'm gonna get down.
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:01Oh.
00:59:06Okay.
00:59:08Okay.
00:59:10Okay.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:23Okay.
00:59:24Okay.
00:59:37No, no, no, no, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
00:59:40come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:55Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:02Stop.
01:00:05Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:13Stop.
01:00:16What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:19What's going on, Beth?
01:00:21Security, take this woman away.
01:00:23She's clearly deranged.
01:00:25Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:28Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:36What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:42Is this true?
01:00:43Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:00:46She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:52No, no, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:00:59Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:07Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:12Beth, how could you?
01:01:13I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:15Get off me!
01:01:21I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:24Get off me!
01:01:28Hey!
01:01:30Master!
01:01:33No, no, no, no!
01:01:35I, Beth, how could you take me?
01:01:37Ask for I don't want to be here now if you have a decline!
01:01:40Oh!
01:01:42Hey.
01:01:44You okay?
01:01:47Yeah, I think so.
01:01:49Okay.
01:01:50Good.
01:01:52Dad!
01:01:53Someone grab a chair.
01:01:57You okay?
01:01:59Yeah, I think so.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:02Good.
01:02:03Dad!
01:02:05Someone grab a chair.
01:02:11Babe.
01:02:12Babe.
01:02:12Hey.
01:02:13Wake up, babe.
01:02:14Baby, wake up.
01:02:15Baby.
01:02:16Hey, wake up.
01:02:17Wake up, baby.
01:02:19Leanne.
01:02:20Oh.
01:02:22Asher.
01:02:23Yes, it's me.
01:02:24And it's all over.
01:02:31I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:34I'm more sorry.
01:02:35You saved me.
01:02:37You're my hero.
01:02:42I'm sure I love you.
01:02:45I love you, Leanne.
01:02:52Let me help you.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:59Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:12Will you marry me?
01:03:17Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:21Yes.
01:03:26They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:30But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:33I'll see you whenever I stop.
01:03:33I'm sure.
01:03:34I'm sure.
01:03:34I'm sure you if I do not.
01:03:36I'll be around.
01:03:36You
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