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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess! #FullMovie
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:49We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:03Oh, my boy!
00:02:08Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24be lysander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:18younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:37oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:43feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:52migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:57faith in faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:05i can topple
00:04:06mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:11don't go too far
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:30on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:02i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name
00:05:32after all that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried
00:06:01all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
00:06:28it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and
00:06:36elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:41save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out about to
00:06:50the entire world
00:06:51whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:20how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and
00:07:28crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:35i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander
00:07:43arms strong from us
00:07:48don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:02oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:09i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:21some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:29disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's
00:08:37go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head
00:09:02mount it on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and
00:09:09i'm only here
00:09:10to repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:18you have a different wish no miss tricksy my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:26if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war
00:09:33hero who
00:09:33single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a
00:09:38great husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even
00:09:47dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:03continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:16okay
00:10:18what's happening
00:10:21what are we doing
00:10:31oh
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:36i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:40do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:44are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:49he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:55endogenic cryomorphie
00:10:56yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:04i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:07and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:11what what
00:11:15this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:26what what so so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of
00:11:32a
00:11:32sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be
00:11:37this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of
00:11:43doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart
00:11:49disease she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again
00:12:00there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard
00:12:07of it
00:12:07because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:14the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for you all
00:12:19you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:23what a bunch of baloney
00:12:25i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:29precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:33you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:38i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:45and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:53is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:55oh yeah
00:12:57if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:01i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:04which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:08what is that supposed to mean
00:13:09it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:11and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet
00:13:17if you can't heal him
00:13:19you'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:33you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:36huh
00:13:36miss trixie
00:13:37don't risk your hands for them
00:13:39there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry
00:13:45i got this
00:13:48it's a deal
00:13:50i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:52no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:11homeless or not
00:14:12if you save my son
00:14:13i'll give you everything
00:14:23i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:26i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:29i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:37wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:39don't listen to her
00:14:41she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:46firstly
00:14:48this is called greatness
00:14:50secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:57what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:10now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:16oh yeah
00:15:17hey you want to see real pain where's the dog
00:15:19well put down the dog
00:15:21with pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned
00:15:52it was her
00:15:53do you see any poison on me
00:15:56medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands
00:16:00it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:02this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:05do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:07of course
00:16:09i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:12if i want to save someone
00:16:14even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood
00:16:33this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:35i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:38angel herbalist
00:16:39this is what i call malpractice
00:16:44this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:46but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:48well where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:50jacuzzi is ready
00:16:51right this way
00:16:53wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:54what the hell is going on
00:16:56you say you want your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:00then stop getting in my way
00:17:02every second counts
00:17:05let's go for our dip
00:17:06shall we
00:17:10general armstrong
00:17:11your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:19hold on
00:17:20you two are going in there
00:17:22alone
00:17:23if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27then sure
00:17:27invite everyone in
00:17:29all right
00:17:30but i warn you
00:17:32no funny business
00:17:54let's go for this
00:18:15let's go for this
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:39general armstrong
00:18:40exactly
00:18:40what if she gets pregnant by him
00:18:43she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor
00:18:48and then the armstrong family will be the laughing stock of the nation
00:18:52held for ransom
00:18:53by a homeless woman
00:18:55dad
00:18:56you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:58we have to have faith
00:19:00where did you actually find the slow light
00:19:05on the streets
00:19:07are you shitting me
00:19:08you found this bum on the streets
00:19:11are you nuts
00:19:12you don't know her
00:19:13you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murder
00:19:16that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right
00:19:19that's it
00:19:20i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:22james let's go
00:19:23yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you
00:19:43we can't be interrupted
00:19:45otherwise
00:19:46we'd both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama
00:19:53trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:58no
00:20:03you see that general
00:20:04this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:06this
00:20:07is a witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is
00:20:11this is the dark witch
00:20:13i've heard of her
00:20:14she uses her dark magic
00:20:17to steal the hearts
00:20:18of young handsome men
00:20:19and then she eats them alive
00:20:20i'm gonna kill that bitch
00:20:22before she takes my son
00:20:23james
00:20:24get the SWAT team
00:20:26yes sir
00:20:30you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me
00:20:43i just wanna
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:54lysander armstrong
00:20:56and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's the only thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir
00:21:10the SWAT team is here
00:21:12captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there
00:21:17with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:21to tear down that door
00:21:23rest assured
00:21:24general armstrong
00:21:25we'll break down that door
00:21:26and bury that bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:34rewrite the world
00:21:42who the fuck are you
00:21:43and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good
00:21:47you're awake
00:21:49i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me
00:21:51by baiting with me
00:21:53who are you
00:21:54you're a fucking spy
00:21:56talk
00:21:57i swear to god
00:21:57i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:03in your stipper
00:22:05i will never
00:22:06oh really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:26all right
00:22:27but it is a
00:22:27biological fact
00:22:29a man
00:22:30is attracted
00:22:31to
00:22:32a naked woman
00:22:33and her breasts
00:22:34it's science
00:22:35okay
00:22:35it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:37excuse me
00:22:40you're distracted me
00:22:41with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:56aim
00:22:58get him boys
00:23:00get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:21those
00:23:21how is this possible
00:23:24it's not even a scratch
00:23:26I told you this is dark magic
00:23:28of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:31no I believe Miss Trixie
00:23:33is a good person
00:23:34she's not the dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong
00:23:38you are too easily fooled
00:23:40this homeless psycho
00:23:41doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:43how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:46that's right
00:23:46the queen angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:51if we can't save him
00:23:52no one can
00:23:53except for the goddess healer
00:23:55think about it
00:23:56we heard Lysander's voice
00:23:58he's been in a coma for two years
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01you're right
00:24:01this homeless girl is maybe
00:24:04maybe the goddess
00:24:07maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:10no no
00:24:12absolutely not
00:24:13there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:16how could you know for sure
00:24:18right now
00:24:18what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie
00:24:21you're wrong sir
00:24:22this homeless snake
00:24:24is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander
00:24:27it's called borderline revival
00:24:29she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:32but only temporarily
00:24:34it's a trick
00:24:35to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:39that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:41I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:44to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:47my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:49he is dying right now
00:24:51naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:52with a smelly vagrant
00:24:54then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:56the witch doctor
00:24:57only I know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:02my son's life is in your hands
00:25:04you heal him
00:25:05I will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09I don't know who you are
00:25:10but there is no way
00:25:12I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:17this is it
00:25:18the finishing touch
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:23so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas
00:25:45poison gas will smoke them out
00:25:47and end her torture over master Lysander
00:25:50poison gas
00:25:51my son is in there
00:25:53you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:55no don't worry general
00:25:56gold diggers like her
00:25:58only care about themselves
00:25:59soon
00:26:00she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:03then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:05and then he can marry one of us
00:26:08they really won't stop
00:26:10until they get both of us killed
00:26:14I knew they promised you that I'd save you
00:26:17it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:32it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:34wait a second
00:26:35you don't think that they're
00:26:37you
00:26:38you suffocated my brother and miss Trixie in there
00:26:40don't point your fingers at me
00:26:42if your brother's dead
00:26:44it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:46oh my god
00:26:46yeah
00:26:47she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:49I mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:53miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:55if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:57this is taking way too long
00:27:00captain morales
00:27:01it's time to get out
00:27:02the big guns
00:27:04these bazookas
00:27:05can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:07bazooka
00:27:08she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:11crap oh my god
00:27:12get back suck
00:27:15ready
00:27:16aim
00:27:17oh shit
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been extracted
00:27:38shoot her dead now
00:27:39do I need to fix your hearing too
00:27:42I said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her
00:27:46she's a fraud
00:27:47a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:53if I'm a termite then
00:27:55you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:57wait a second
00:27:58are you saying you cured my son
00:28:01he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:02you can see for yourself
00:28:04well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:07that is it
00:28:08no more stalling general
00:28:09if you won't punish her
00:28:11I will
00:28:15don't hurt her
00:28:21he's a cure
00:28:28his pulse is regular
00:28:29in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:45miss Trixie did it dad
00:28:48Lysander's warm again
00:28:49he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51and his heart is strong
00:28:52come feel it
00:28:55I saved my son
00:28:57thank you
00:28:58next time
00:28:59don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:01your son would have otherwise died
00:29:03by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06I've learned my lesson
00:29:07I will not let these two nutjobs
00:29:09ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:12wait wait no no
00:29:14there is only one person in the world
00:29:16who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:18than the queen angel and I
00:29:22the goddess healer
00:29:27could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:30but rumor has it that the goddess of healing
00:29:32is well over 100 years old
00:29:34and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:37it doesn't matter who I am
00:29:39what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:42Devon I've repaid your kindness
00:29:44by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:46take care
00:29:47no wait
00:29:49miss Trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:51he's right
00:29:53we are men of our words
00:29:54and as I promised you
00:29:56my heir Lysander
00:29:57would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:29:59and you did just that
00:30:00of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:03I really appreciate it but I'm sorry
00:30:09I'm already engaged
00:30:13already engaged?
00:30:15I am
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:19and he's coming back today
00:30:21but don't be disappointed
00:30:23really I'm no one special
00:30:25I just got lucky with your brother
00:30:28some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31but you're still Lysander's savior
00:30:33please let me give you what I promised
00:30:35take the gold
00:30:36no really
00:30:38I don't need anything
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46Trixie
00:30:46it's your fiance
00:30:48he's back
00:30:49and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:53I must go
00:31:00hobo close
00:31:01halo glow
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie
00:31:06it was just dumb luck
00:31:08she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:11she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:13marrying the hottest
00:31:15most powerful bachelor
00:31:17around
00:31:20I'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:26oh my god
00:31:27I mean I don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:31:30but this is godly
00:31:33no no no no Lysander
00:31:36my syndrome was supposed to be mine
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:42than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:44you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:47take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses
00:31:51wait
00:31:51no
00:31:52we're not brides
00:31:53no she's just better than us
00:31:56oh my god
00:32:00we were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here huh
00:32:03she's no average Jane
00:32:04no she isn't
00:32:05she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:07but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:12and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:14but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:15no normal person could have done that
00:32:18goddess or not
00:32:19homeless or not
00:32:20I don't care
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that
00:32:23I have to find her
00:32:24I have to make her my life
00:32:25she won my heart over too
00:32:26but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:29I'll help you find her
00:32:30alright listen
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie
00:32:41so I want you
00:32:42your granddaughters
00:32:43filthy things
00:32:44out of my house
00:32:46now
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house
00:32:49she waited for you
00:32:51for three years
00:32:52she was dumb enough
00:32:53to put my name on the lease
00:32:55and I'm upgrading
00:32:55for a better girlfriend now
00:32:57one with some serious
00:32:57fuck you money
00:33:00so get lost
00:33:01who gave you permission
00:33:03to bark like a rabbit hyena
00:33:04in my house
00:33:11grandma
00:33:12Beatrice
00:33:12Trixie
00:33:13Amore
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this
00:33:16in your face
00:33:17I'm dumping you
00:33:18for your best friend
00:33:19Marissa
00:33:21in fact
00:33:23the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:24so sign over the house
00:33:26now
00:33:31you gave me this ring
00:33:33and asked me to wait
00:33:34and I did
00:33:35for three years
00:33:37while you were deployed
00:33:38yet you cheat on me
00:33:40with my best friend
00:33:41and now you're trying
00:33:42to swindle my home
00:33:44do you have no shame
00:33:46we were together
00:33:46for three years
00:33:47and it was a complete
00:33:49waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been
00:33:50with a loaded girl
00:33:51like Marissa
00:33:58that's how much
00:33:58you would owe me
00:33:59if I was in the
00:34:00rent-a-boyfriend business
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling
00:34:04your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade
00:34:07male prostitute
00:34:11oh yeah
00:34:12well Marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you
00:34:17she grew up
00:34:18even poorer
00:34:19than you
00:34:20and now
00:34:21she's the CEO
00:34:22of an entire
00:34:23corporation
00:34:27and you
00:34:29you're still nothing
00:34:31so you think
00:34:32she's an upgrade
00:34:33of course she's an upgrade
00:34:35look what she
00:34:36got me for my
00:34:38engagement
00:34:39oops
00:34:40yeah
00:34:41that's maybe worth
00:34:43one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract
00:34:45I gave her
00:34:51you gave her the
00:34:52presidential contract
00:34:53I certainly did
00:34:54in fact
00:34:56Marissa
00:34:57you and your dimwit
00:34:58brother
00:34:59only have everything
00:35:01you have
00:35:01all thanks to me
00:35:07oh I think she's
00:35:08losing it bro
00:35:09that breakup
00:35:09must have hit her
00:35:10hard
00:35:11you two
00:35:12are the ungrateful
00:35:14cheating scum
00:35:15here
00:35:15my granddaughter
00:35:16supported you
00:35:18and your entire
00:35:19family for three years
00:35:21while you were gone
00:35:21how dare you
00:35:23insult her
00:35:25it's okay
00:35:26grandma
00:35:26let's not stoop
00:35:27to that level
00:35:29poor Edna
00:35:30she still doesn't
00:35:31know what you're
00:35:31doing out there
00:35:32on the streets
00:35:32huh
00:35:33what is he talking
00:35:34about your seat
00:35:35show her Bob
00:35:41this is how
00:35:42embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is
00:35:44she didn't purchase
00:35:45this house on her own
00:35:46she was begging on
00:35:48the street for money
00:35:50I can't be caught
00:35:51with a piss poor
00:35:52nobody like you
00:35:53even if you got
00:35:54no game
00:35:55I got street
00:35:56crit I got
00:35:56out of keep
00:35:57you dig
00:35:57the word you're
00:35:58looking for is
00:35:59dignity
00:36:00and you're one
00:36:01to speak
00:36:02cheater
00:36:04is this true
00:36:05Trixie
00:36:09I've been broadening
00:36:10my horizons
00:36:10grandma
00:36:11I want to see how
00:36:12regular everyday
00:36:13people live
00:36:14so that I can help
00:36:15them
00:36:16of course
00:36:17those without
00:36:18substance underneath
00:36:19would never
00:36:19understand that
00:36:20what is that
00:36:21supposed to mean
00:36:22it means
00:36:23the new girlfriend
00:36:24you think is an upgrade
00:36:25is actually a downgrade
00:36:31enough bullshitting
00:36:32already
00:36:32just sign the damn
00:36:33papers and we can
00:36:34each get on with
00:36:34our lives
00:36:48at your wedding
00:36:49I will
00:36:50what
00:36:51if you won't do good
00:36:52by me of breaking
00:36:53things off before
00:36:54two-timing me
00:36:55with my best friend
00:36:56why should I do
00:36:57good by you
00:36:58I'll give you
00:36:59my John Hancock
00:37:00at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity
00:37:03to you
00:37:04fucking bitch
00:37:05you better keep your word
00:37:07oh that's rich
00:37:09after tomorrow
00:37:10you will never feel
00:37:10so rich ever again
00:37:11do you remember that
00:37:19Trixie
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire
00:37:22now
00:37:22they'll destroy you
00:37:24if you show
00:37:25even so much as a hair
00:37:26at their wedding
00:37:27grandma
00:37:28I have to confess
00:37:29something to you
00:37:30I've secretly amassed
00:37:32a fortune worth
00:37:33trillions
00:37:33trillions
00:37:36that would make you
00:37:38the richest person
00:37:40on the planet
00:37:41it's because of the
00:37:42healing hands
00:37:42I inherited
00:37:43from Asseplius
00:37:44the god of healing
00:37:46I've saved
00:37:47several world leaders
00:37:48with these hands
00:37:49that's how I was able
00:37:51to give Marissa
00:37:51the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess
00:37:54healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier
00:37:56hearing her name
00:37:57knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please
00:38:00Trixie dear
00:38:01I know it was
00:38:03to broken your heart
00:38:04but
00:38:05embellishing your worth
00:38:06and who you are
00:38:07it will only delay
00:38:09the healing process
00:38:10you don't have to
00:38:11believe me just yet
00:38:13after we lost
00:38:14mom and dad
00:38:15because we didn't have
00:38:15the money for their
00:38:16medical pills
00:38:18I vowed
00:38:19that I would do
00:38:19everything I can
00:38:20to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why I'm taking
00:38:23everything back
00:38:24from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it
00:38:25back to charity
00:38:26you've always had
00:38:27an angel's heart
00:38:29I'm certain
00:38:30you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right
00:38:32who actually deserves you
00:38:34you will see tomorrow
00:38:36grandma
00:38:38oh yeah
00:38:44you said Trixie's crashing
00:38:46in our wedding
00:38:46she was bullying us too
00:38:48Sasa
00:38:48she's probably
00:38:50trying to extort you
00:38:51now that she knows
00:38:51you're rich as fuck
00:38:53when nobody steps on Snake
00:38:56Snake bites back hard
00:38:57so let her come
00:38:59and embarrass herself
00:39:01you mean
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:06that video of me
00:39:09yes
00:39:10her cavewoman
00:39:11stake the 19th century
00:39:12tin can
00:39:13she'll prop me up
00:39:14higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world
00:39:16sees her in her
00:39:16homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential
00:39:18glow up
00:39:19let's turn this party
00:39:21into her funeral
00:39:29there he is
00:39:31welcome home brother
00:39:34welcome home general
00:39:37sir
00:39:38the homeless woman
00:39:39who saved you
00:39:39Miss Trixie
00:39:40this is the file
00:39:41of her ex
00:39:42Butch Tanner
00:39:42he served with your
00:39:43regiment in the marines
00:39:45you mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that can barely carry
00:39:47supplies
00:39:47well she's been
00:39:48providing for him
00:39:49and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been
00:39:50deployed overseas sir
00:39:51so she waited for him
00:39:53for years
00:39:53and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward
00:39:55according to intel
00:39:56she's planning to bring
00:39:57it down on them
00:39:58at their wedding
00:39:58then we should join her
00:40:01men
00:40:01I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that
00:40:03virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible power
00:40:05that saved my life
00:40:06so she needs our support
00:40:08will you join me
00:40:09in protecting her
00:40:10yes sir
00:40:10we will allow our lives
00:40:11to protect her
00:40:12sir
00:40:13then let's roll
00:40:29welcome everyone
00:40:31to my wedding
00:40:32today is a very special
00:40:33day for me and Butch
00:40:34not only are we getting
00:40:35married
00:40:35but in just one hour
00:40:36my company will be
00:40:37receiving the presidential
00:40:38contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical
00:40:40company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the
00:40:47contract once again
00:40:48and mrs.
00:40:49we can't stow
00:40:50butch is taking my last name
00:40:51oh and please don't be so
00:40:53uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary
00:40:56of the entire u.s. health
00:40:57department
00:40:58but this is a partay
00:40:59after all
00:41:00i see some of the most
00:41:02important people in the
00:41:03nation have also arrived
00:41:04to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s. president
00:41:08will also be arriving soon
00:41:10to give you the contract
00:41:11herself
00:41:12it's an honor
00:41:13and that's why Sasa
00:41:15is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever
00:41:16dream of
00:41:18we will make sure
00:41:20the crowd is
00:41:20entertained tonight
00:41:21we'll let the wedding
00:41:22begin
00:41:25not so fast
00:41:26the party doesn't start
00:41:28until i say it does
00:41:50you two really are a match
00:41:53made in hell
00:41:53so i've come to save
00:41:55your guests from this
00:41:56oncoming train wreck
00:41:57i don't recognize it
00:41:58from any of our elite
00:41:59circles
00:42:00who is she
00:42:00uh this is our
00:42:02entertainment
00:42:03for tonight sir
00:42:04just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you
00:42:08doing here
00:42:09this isn't the homeless
00:42:10shelter you lost
00:42:11i bet she's here
00:42:12to bum a meal
00:42:13off us
00:42:13you know
00:42:14being this poor
00:42:17me
00:42:17bum a meal
00:42:18have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was i
00:42:20who bankrolled you
00:42:21two for the last
00:42:22three years
00:42:22what evidence
00:42:23do you have of that
00:42:24look at me
00:42:25then go look at
00:42:26yourself in the mirror
00:42:27i'm a millionaire
00:42:29ceo
00:42:29even the first
00:42:30woman president
00:42:31will be here
00:42:32any second
00:42:32now to congratulate me
00:42:33and you're nothing
00:42:34but a washed up
00:42:35sewer rat
00:42:37Sasa
00:42:37she's like
00:42:38so obsessed
00:42:39with me
00:42:39she'll
00:42:39see
00:42:41see everyone
00:42:42butch
00:42:43already cut ties
00:42:44with his ex
00:42:44but she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate
00:42:47that she'd still
00:42:48show up to my wedding
00:42:49to suck up to me
00:42:50this is what poor
00:42:52sad girls do
00:42:53they beg
00:42:54for scraps
00:42:55from us
00:42:56the rich and glorious
00:42:57projecting much
00:42:58marissa
00:42:59you might feel
00:43:00all high and mighty
00:43:01now
00:43:01but don't bite the
00:43:02hand that feeds you
00:43:04especially when i'm
00:43:05the one who's giving
00:43:05you the contract
00:43:11you giving me
00:43:13the contract
00:43:13you have no skills
00:43:15no education
00:43:16no connection
00:43:17so how could you
00:43:18possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the us
00:43:21fucking president
00:43:22to give me a billion
00:43:23dollar contract
00:43:24we both share
00:43:25humble beginnings
00:43:26marissa
00:43:26and i saw potential
00:43:28in you
00:43:28even trusted you
00:43:29as my best friend
00:43:30but i recognize
00:43:32now that greed
00:43:33has poisoned you
00:43:34don't be all sore
00:43:35now just because
00:43:36i stole your man
00:43:37this is what us
00:43:38rich girls do
00:43:40they steal
00:43:41from lame spinsters
00:43:42for fun
00:43:42damn right
00:43:44you were
00:43:45too embarrassing
00:43:46for me
00:43:47Sasa tramples
00:43:48you any day
00:43:49i can say that
00:43:50now that i'm
00:43:51marrying the rich
00:43:52bravo
00:43:53self-admission
00:43:54of a gold digger
00:43:55quick
00:43:55somebody put that
00:43:56on a memoir
00:43:57Sasa she's embarrassing
00:43:58me in front of everyone
00:43:59she'll make her stop
00:44:00don't listen to her
00:44:01everyone
00:44:01she's the gold
00:44:03digging blood-sucking
00:44:04leech
00:44:04i don't even have
00:44:05to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already
00:44:07embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of everyone
00:44:09for me butch
00:44:11you may look and
00:44:12sound like a man
00:44:13but you're nothing
00:44:14but a pathetic coward
00:44:15okay enough
00:44:16you know what i always
00:44:17couldn't stand about you
00:44:18your moral posturing
00:44:20but guess what
00:44:22morals are just lies
00:44:23to make you and
00:44:24girls feel better
00:44:25about yourselves
00:44:25that's why no man
00:44:27will choose you
00:44:27over marissa
00:44:28tricksy
00:44:29because i've got
00:44:30the material goods
00:44:31and you're just
00:44:32all empty talk
00:44:33i'm not here to
00:44:34request to be chosen
00:44:35because i'm the one
00:44:36who's doing the choosing
00:44:39see this
00:44:51oh my god
00:44:53is that the billion dollar
00:44:54contract for salsa
00:44:58the one that's supposed
00:44:58to make us all rich as
00:44:59fuck
00:45:00no absolutely not
00:45:02i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared
00:45:05already
00:45:05don't worry
00:45:06this isn't that contract
00:45:09it's the lease to the
00:45:10modest home you try to
00:45:11swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone
00:45:16she's just trying to
00:45:17bluff us
00:45:18but you don't even have
00:45:18the guts to go all the
00:45:19way
00:45:20look at her following
00:45:20orders
00:45:21i asked her to sign
00:45:22over the lease and
00:45:23here she is
00:45:24like a good little
00:45:25uh peasant slave
00:45:26that house is worth
00:45:28all her life savings
00:45:32you want to uh
00:45:33i don't know beg for a
00:45:35little treat while you're
00:45:36at it
00:45:46you must understand me
00:45:48i'm here to take back
00:45:49everything i've ever
00:45:50given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:45:59bro
00:46:00she's gone cuckoo in the
00:46:01head
00:46:01she thinks that just
00:46:02because she rented a
00:46:03pretty little dress she
00:46:04can pretend to be a deep
00:46:05pocket-invested baddie
00:46:06you wish you had that
00:46:08kind of money to just
00:46:08toss away tricksy
00:46:09it's just a drop in the
00:46:11bucket for me
00:46:11uh i know what this is
00:46:14you've gotten delusional
00:46:15and you think you're
00:46:16cinderella so you can
00:46:17just show up to a fancy
00:46:19party and some prince
00:46:20charming will scoop you
00:46:21into money forever
00:46:22well that's not happening
00:46:23security lock the doors
00:46:25this woman doesn't leave
00:46:26until we're through with
00:46:27her
00:46:31this is where your dreams
00:46:32will die bitch
00:46:36we found miss trixie
00:46:37lysander
00:46:38she's being cornered by
00:46:39her ex and his mistress
00:46:40at the wickham wedding
00:46:41right now
00:46:41butch tanner
00:46:42well he's gonna wish he
00:46:43died in battle after i'm
00:46:44done with him
00:46:46let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns
00:46:51scare me marissa
00:46:52i've saved plenty of
00:46:54people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of
00:46:57command butch
00:46:59general lysander
00:47:00armstrong
00:47:00you mean the legendary
00:47:02war hero
00:47:03he's been in a coma for
00:47:04years after he saved the
00:47:06nation from a terrorist
00:47:06attack
00:47:07you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed ugly leech
00:47:11so how could you possibly
00:47:12have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like
00:47:15general lysander armstrong
00:47:17no one here's gonna
00:47:17believe you
00:47:18if you really cured
00:47:19the incurable general
00:47:20then sasa is the
00:47:22fucking virgin mary
00:47:23and she's not
00:47:25you're just asking to be
00:47:26humiliated trixie
00:47:28show them butch
00:47:34see for yourselves everyone
00:47:36trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and
00:47:43marissa alone because
00:47:44we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa
00:47:49she has
00:47:50a billion dollar
00:47:51biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military
00:47:54approved by the first
00:47:56female president of the
00:47:57united states herself
00:47:58bitch
00:47:59how despicable
00:48:00she's just trying to
00:48:01leech off you like a
00:48:02parasitic gold digger
00:48:04get out of here
00:48:05no one wants to marry you
00:48:06no free meals for the
00:48:07poor
00:48:08do you see this trixie
00:48:10this is high society
00:48:12so you're either born on
00:48:13a silver spoon or you're
00:48:15as accomplished as me to
00:48:16be here
00:48:16maybe if you do some
00:48:18serious dick sucking
00:48:19here
00:48:20maybe someone will drop a
00:48:22couple bucks in your tin
00:48:23can
00:48:25i already have everything
00:48:27one can dream of
00:48:28but i valued our
00:48:29friendship marissa
00:48:30which is why i came here
00:48:31to give you a second
00:48:32chance
00:48:32to see if you'd apologize
00:48:34and admit to your
00:48:34backstabbing
00:48:35but no
00:48:36you stooped so low
00:48:38it disgusts me
00:48:40nothing is more
00:48:41disgusting than you
00:48:42standing on street
00:48:43corners like a bum
00:48:44and who knows
00:48:46if you've already
00:48:47started offering
00:48:47sexual services
00:48:50well then
00:48:52why don't you get on
00:48:53your knees for me
00:48:53trixie
00:48:54my brother
00:48:55will never take you
00:48:56back
00:48:56no man will marry
00:48:57an embarrassment
00:48:59like you
00:48:59but make me happy
00:49:01and i might consider
00:49:02making you my
00:49:03personal prostitute
00:49:15how dare you
00:49:16hit my brother
00:49:17i'm never letting
00:49:18you leave here
00:49:19alive
00:49:22don't worry
00:49:23my dear
00:49:23after i'm done
00:49:24with you
00:49:25trixie
00:49:25not even
00:49:26the goddess
00:49:26of healing
00:49:27will be able
00:49:27to save you
00:49:29oh
00:49:30is that so
00:49:32security
00:49:34get down on your knees
00:49:36and give bob
00:49:37one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody
00:49:39here
00:49:40or i'll pop so many
00:49:41holes in you
00:49:42the men here won't know
00:49:43which one to fuck
00:49:44i don't need to be the
00:49:45goddess of anything
00:49:46to punish you
00:49:47any of the powerful leaders
00:49:49i've saved before
00:49:49could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me
00:49:52dream on
00:49:54you wish general
00:49:55lysander scooped you
00:49:56off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't good enough
00:49:58for me
00:49:58you're definitely
00:49:59not good enough
00:50:00for him
00:50:00enough
00:50:02you're souring my party
00:50:03so you either get the fuck out
00:50:06or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:08on the count of three
00:50:09i think i quite like it here
00:50:11two
00:50:23this wine is so delicious
00:50:26one
00:50:27shoot
00:50:30nobody
00:50:30is laying a hand
00:50:32on my future wife
00:50:39it's
00:50:50who the hell is this
00:50:55i'm sorry that i'm late
00:50:56did they hurt you
00:50:58no
00:50:59i'm fine
00:51:00but um
00:51:01when did i become your future wife
00:51:05you saved me
00:51:06trixie
00:51:07remember
00:51:07i'm a man of my word
00:51:10they're never gonna hurt you
00:51:11ever again
00:51:12really
00:51:12it was nothing
00:51:14i saved you because
00:51:15you're a good man
00:51:16not because i want you
00:51:17to owe me any favors
00:51:24i see what this is
00:51:26you're the one who cheated
00:51:27on me trixie
00:51:28look at you guys
00:51:29all lovey-dove
00:51:30don't try to pin this on her
00:51:31she waited for you
00:51:32for three years
00:51:33this is the kind of woman
00:51:34of virtue that a man
00:51:35would die for
00:51:38virtue
00:51:39don't make me laugh
00:51:41she's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:43no man
00:51:44who in a hundred foot pole
00:51:46would want to touch her
00:51:47she should be happy
00:51:48bob was willing to give her some
00:51:54i see her in the marines
00:51:57i'm a major
00:51:58you know
00:51:59look man
00:52:00i know trixie is like a
00:52:02i don't know
00:52:02like a seven
00:52:03now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:05but don't waste your man
00:52:06on a whiny
00:52:07worthless woman
00:52:08like that
00:52:09ow
00:52:10ow
00:52:11ow
00:52:12ah
00:52:13ah
00:52:14a real man
00:52:15never talks about a woman
00:52:17no way
00:52:18you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire
00:52:30with fire
00:52:31to deal with the likes of them
00:52:33you're very gracious
00:52:34trixie
00:52:35you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off
00:52:39with it because she's so kind
00:52:40so you're gonna do me the favor
00:52:41of never coming near her again
00:52:42you understand
00:52:43you wanna fuck with me
00:52:44you little dipshit
00:52:45i'm a fucking major
00:52:47you're probably lowest rank
00:52:48of the military grunts
00:52:49i'll
00:52:50i'll destroy you
00:52:51do you really not know
00:52:53who this is butch
00:52:54i thought you were in the marines
00:52:55what have you been doing
00:52:57this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is
00:53:00he was just a supply boy
00:53:04war hero
00:53:06is this all part of your plan
00:53:08trixie
00:53:08poor girl
00:53:10did you sell your house
00:53:11to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel better
00:53:13about yourself
00:53:14a woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries
00:53:16trixie is worthless
00:53:18cause that guy
00:53:18looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp
00:53:25what a pair
00:53:27seems like they don't know
00:53:28who you are
00:53:28since you've been out of action
00:53:29for so long
00:53:31maybe we should try
00:53:31to piss them off some more
00:53:32don't you think
00:53:35bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:43what is all this
00:53:45trixie listen
00:53:46i know that you didn't ask
00:53:47for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life
00:53:50but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man
00:53:56to get close to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear
00:53:58it's not in my nature
00:54:01unlike somebody else here
00:54:03listen trixie
00:54:05i have never
00:54:06met a woman
00:54:09like you
00:54:10so incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:12and beautiful
00:54:13so i know
00:54:14that you're the one for me
00:54:18this guy's either nuts
00:54:19or a really
00:54:20really good actor
00:54:22Oscar worthy
00:54:24Oscar worthy
00:54:25no
00:54:26first gift
00:54:32trixie
00:54:33i know that you just
00:54:34lost your home
00:54:34so i'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own
00:54:37new mansion
00:54:38worth 500 million dollars
00:54:40previously owned by
00:54:41Jennifer Aniston
00:54:44second gift
00:54:47this
00:54:48contains all the rights
00:54:49to
00:54:50my entire fortune
00:54:51which is now yours
00:54:53entire fortune
00:54:54from a cowboy actor
00:54:55he must be pennies
00:54:57they already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show
00:54:59they've got nothing left
00:55:01Lysander
00:55:02i really don't care
00:55:03for any of us
00:55:04no look
00:55:04i i know
00:55:06i know that you are
00:55:07the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman
00:55:09okay
00:55:09which is exactly why
00:55:11well my third gift
00:55:13is um
00:55:15well
00:55:24clio
00:55:30clio
00:55:31hey
00:55:32oh my god
00:55:34you found my dog
00:55:40Trixie I'm just a man but with you it's so much more Trixie amore will you marry me
00:55:52do you know I can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58yes I will marry you
00:56:15go go power couple whoo okay stop the only power couple here is much and I let's
00:56:25remind everyone how worthless Trixie is no man in their right mind would marry that
00:56:33embarrassing sack of scraps hey I don't care if she's homeless or not but I'm
00:56:38making this woman my wife which means that she will be treated as and cherished
00:56:42as the most precious woman on earth understand you still don't realize that
00:56:51my brother is the most powerful man on earth this is general Lysander Armstrong
00:57:03as if like the almighty general Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless
00:57:09prostitute like Trixie yes the Armstrong family basically control the global stock
00:57:13market Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone
00:57:17from the lowest rank of society I bet my life you're all just vendors then you
00:57:23better enjoy your last breath come on Lysander what are we waiting for let's
00:57:27show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie what can a bunch of piss poor
00:57:30people do to us the elites infect us with your poor people bad luck she wishes she
00:57:36could blame her low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum she's
00:57:42utterly unmarriable I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence I'd handle them
00:57:51myself but I'll let you do all the heavy lifting go ahead Lysander yes hello this
00:58:05is Lysander please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me oh my gosh I'm so scared anyone
00:58:13these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone hello yes
00:58:27what
00:58:32I'm going bankrupt
00:58:41hey hey hey are you sure that was the call Sasa that that was a real call people don't
00:58:47you're suddenly go bankrupt like that my company's dead it evaporated it's a thin air
00:58:55that's impossible who are you what did you do secretary Cho you said you're the secretary of
00:59:03health right and you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:07could that be how they bankrupted miss Wickham then that means you're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:16the richest and most powerful man in the country Trixie's married the famed war hero the man every
00:59:25girl wants and every man wants to be now you believe me those who do bad will always end up
00:59:31losing
00:59:32everything there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us I know why you're all over Trixie because you've been in the military for so long
00:59:51you don't know what a real woman can do for you let me take you to my wedding chamber and
00:59:56I'll show
00:59:56you a good time do you have your hands for me I'll have them removed for you
01:00:07I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are guess the
01:00:14cheater gets cheated on eventually Sasa was just trying to save the company I don't blame her at
01:00:22all your double standards are incredible okay you don't want me fine but there's plenty of other
01:00:28efficiency I can give you a room full of pageant winners 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:40I did that so you wouldn't have to miss Trixie thank you Devon Marissa not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:49your best friend by stealing my fiance but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your
01:00:55company back you're an insult to all good women out there no to all of humanity so now everything
01:01:02that I've ever given you to I'm taking it all back wait everyone stop they're imposters I just got off
01:01:18the phone with the president she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it was assigned by the
01:01:22goddess healer herself so we won't go bankrupt the goddess healer you mean the eccentric and highly
01:01:29elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my medical products yes that's the highest honor
01:01:35anyone can have in the field of health and medicine the goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the
01:01:41wrong the left leave the wrong bereft that means she's rewarding me the president would never let your
01:01:49company go bankrupt in fact she's on her way now so you're telling me this dashingly handsome
01:01:57motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong who the cares who he is if the president and the
01:02:03goddess healer approves of my products who cares about this washed up war hero we can break his legs
01:02:08break his arms no one would even bat an eye she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret
01:02:13services FBI FBI FBI you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft gotcha
01:02:27guess I still get the last laugh Trixie no don't arrest her Trixie is a good person please officer don't
01:02:35arrest her grandma mr. Rogers mrs. Williams what are you all doing here the neighbors heard about the
01:02:41breakup between you and butch we were worried so we came here to back you up listen officer I can
01:02:48attest that Trixie Amoria it's a good neighbor she's very kind-hearted it would never break the law yes
01:02:54and one time when my daughter needed university tuition Trixie gave her everything she had just
01:03:00to help her out she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well my fiance really is an incredible
01:03:07woman
01:03:07she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:14you must be the criminal pretending to be general Lysander Armstrong my brother is not a criminal he's
01:03:21a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack without him this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed to ash and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity general
01:03:32Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist and we've received no
01:03:36word that he's woken up yet so this must be an imposter I can tell that this whole dilemma with
01:03:42my
01:03:42identity is causing you a lot of trouble I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking
01:03:47down your scumbag ex you arrest me fine but don't fuck with my fiancee you don't get to decide punk
01:03:56let's go
01:04:19get him if you can
01:04:23oh
01:04:34oh
01:04:35oh
01:04:35oh
01:04:35oh
01:04:35yeah
01:04:38oh
01:04:39oh
01:04:46oh
01:04:50yeah
01:05:13Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Icelandar.
01:05:28Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:36He's so manly.
01:05:38Much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:35Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:22That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're cornered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:43Right.
01:07:44Ray rides the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average, homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:40God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:43But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit!
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:51You wanna cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:54Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:05This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will!
01:09:34Left leaves the wrong bereft.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really wanna die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops!
01:09:55Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops!
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happening.
01:10:01Stop!
01:10:02Stop!
01:10:03Stop!
01:10:04Stop!
01:10:07Stop!
01:10:08Filming.
01:10:08Don't.
01:10:09Just...
01:10:09Stop!
01:10:11No!
01:10:12No, no!
01:10:13Hey!
01:10:14What did you do to my brother?
01:10:16I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't wanna heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:26Come on, Major, are you not gonna help your own brother?
01:10:30How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:32See, this must be an illusion!
01:10:37Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:39Will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother
01:10:52Oh please
01:10:53You hurt us first
01:10:55At first I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:10:58But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:02Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:07You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:10You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:15When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:21Don't touch my wife
01:11:24And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:29You can daydream all you want now, Trixie
01:11:32But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:34It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:36That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:38And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:39Oh really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:44You've got nothing on me
01:11:49Yes
01:11:50Tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57Goddess
01:11:57Madam president
01:11:59I require your assistance
01:12:01Yes, we'll be there immediately
01:12:06Get the VP, we're leaving now
01:12:10Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:15God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:21You're pathetic, Trixie
01:12:22A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming
01:12:26Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:27I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:30Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:33You hear that, everyone?
01:12:35There is no way
01:12:37Low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:41She's just a desperate phony
01:12:43Who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:44So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:46No, my granddaughter would never do that
01:12:50Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53Only the goddess healer can do that
01:12:55Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:00Oh my god
01:13:05First, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:09And now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:14Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:18I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:23While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:29But you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:31It ain't working
01:13:32You can't just fake the
01:13:36Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:39It's like real magic
01:13:41Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:43But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:46And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:54No
01:13:55Trixie, look
01:13:57I believe you
01:13:58You saved me
01:14:00Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:02You did that
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:07We'll riot against you now
01:14:09Tear her apart
01:14:10Tear her apart
01:14:12Tear her apart
01:14:14Tear her apart
01:14:15Tear her apart
01:14:17The vice president arrives
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong
01:14:42Wait, what?
01:14:44He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:47No, no
01:14:47We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:50Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:51This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:14:57But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:01Yes
01:15:02We all thought he was a fraud
01:15:03What I mean is
01:15:06You're the war hero
01:15:08General Lysander Armstrong
01:15:09And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding
01:15:12The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:16And now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:20He is the general
01:15:23Oh, but he's in trouble now
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:26Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:31So what if Trixie picked up some washed up war hero?
01:15:34We got the VP and the president
01:15:36On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie
01:15:41I told you
01:15:42Now punish them, Vice President Langley
01:15:44This is treason
01:15:45Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:15:53Hurry!
01:15:54The goddess healer needs us
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President
01:16:00My brother is a war hero
01:16:02He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would
01:16:08Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word and I will bring down your entire family
01:16:12Not just your brother
01:16:15Yeah
01:16:16It's okay
01:16:18Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country
01:16:21I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President
01:16:28I never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:34I truly saved a good man
01:16:41I will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:44And what can you do about it?
01:16:46Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea
01:16:49My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:53Let's try it out on them
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President
01:16:58There's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:02Despicable!
01:17:03What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:08Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them
01:17:12Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:17Oh!
01:17:27Shoot!
01:17:28Wait, that's the president
01:17:41No, hey, idiot!
01:17:50Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry
01:17:53Madam President
01:17:53That was
01:17:55They were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military
01:18:04This is a war crime
01:18:05These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want
01:18:11I have the presidential contract
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing?
01:18:20Reverse the poison
01:18:21And take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:23That is easy
01:18:25There's no need
01:18:27I'll save everyone
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening?
01:18:47Trixie doesn't have that kind of money
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter
01:18:52She, she, she is
01:18:54She is a criminal
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President
01:18:58We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:18:59I'd be quiet if I were you
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah, yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:02Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:07You're the real virus here, Marissa
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:12And that's something I cannot tolerate
01:20:15So prepare yourself
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here
01:20:23And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now
01:20:34So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion dollar
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:20:58You wish, idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:05So ugly on the inside
01:21:06It makes me want to vomit
01:21:08I don't understand
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters
01:21:11For posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:15And do you know
01:21:16The goddess healer saved me and my son
01:21:19During childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only
01:21:26And it's
01:21:30Her
01:21:41What?
01:21:43Whaaaaat?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:13help those in need,
01:22:14and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:21it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done,
01:22:33we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear to you.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's gonna be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her goals.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:24You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I wanna be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:36What?
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:52arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:54It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault.
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see myself out.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:24Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait.
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:54I do.
01:24:55I do.
01:24:55I do.
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