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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:03Please save my child.
00:00:21Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:53No, please.
00:00:55Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:07Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:11in need?
00:01:24You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:29run!
00:01:32Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:36I'll fix you right up.
00:01:42Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:46We're juvenile.
00:01:49We're juvenile.
00:01:51See?
00:01:52Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:57Come on, Cleo!
00:01:58Let's go!
00:02:03Oh!
00:02:05Woah!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:02:13Hey, hey, hey.
00:02:15Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:19we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:24be lysander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:30he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35money fame power it's all yours
00:02:44are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:49oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:02married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:08on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:18a
00:03:18younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:33please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:37oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:43feed
00:03:44yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
00:03:52migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
00:03:57faith in faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:05i can topple
00:04:06mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second
00:04:11don't go too far
00:04:24my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
00:04:30on
00:04:45how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
00:04:51i don't know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
00:05:02i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23i have no clue what this is oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name
00:05:32after all that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried
00:06:01all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
00:06:10who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:17wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:22her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
00:06:28it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and
00:06:36elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
00:06:41save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out about to
00:06:50the entire world
00:06:51whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:11i'll save your son
00:07:14who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't be ridiculous
00:07:20how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting crazier and
00:07:28crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:35i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal lysander
00:07:43arms strong from us
00:07:48don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:57so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:02oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
00:08:09i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
00:08:15street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
00:08:21some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:29disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's
00:08:37go if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head
00:09:02mount it on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and
00:09:09i'm only here
00:09:10to repay your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when
00:09:18you have a different wish no miss tricksy my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well
00:09:26if he's a hero to you then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war
00:09:33hero who
00:09:33single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a
00:09:38great husband who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even
00:09:47dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:59only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:03continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
00:10:16okay
00:10:18what's happening
00:10:21what are we doing
00:10:31oh
00:10:33what the hell are you doing
00:10:36i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
00:10:40do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
00:10:44are you insane security smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:49he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he has is called
00:10:55endogenic cryomorphie
00:10:56yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:04i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:07and i've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:11what what
00:11:15this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:26what what so so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of
00:11:32a
00:11:32sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be
00:11:37this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of
00:11:43doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart
00:11:49disease she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again
00:12:00there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard
00:12:07of it
00:12:07because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:14the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but lucky for you all
00:12:19you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:23what a bunch of baloney
00:12:25i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:29precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:33you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:38i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:45and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:49which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:53is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:55oh yeah
00:12:57if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:01i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:04which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:08what is that supposed to mean
00:13:09it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:11and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet
00:13:17if you can't heal him
00:13:19you'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:33you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:36huh
00:13:36miss trixie
00:13:37don't risk your hands for them
00:13:39there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry
00:13:45i got this
00:13:48it's a deal
00:13:50i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:52no one is dying on my watch
00:14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:11homeless or not
00:14:12if you save my son
00:14:13i'll give you everything
00:14:23i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:26i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:29i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:37wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:39don't listen to her
00:14:41she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:46firstly
00:14:48this is called greatness
00:14:50secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:57what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way
00:15:06don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:10now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:16oh yeah
00:15:17hey you want to see real pain where's the dog
00:15:19well put down the dog
00:15:21with pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breast
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned
00:15:52it was her
00:15:53do you see any poison on me
00:15:56medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:59but in the wrong hands
00:16:00it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:02this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:05do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:07of course
00:16:09i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:12if i want to save someone
00:16:14even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood
00:16:33this wasn't supposed to happen
00:16:35i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:38angel herbalist
00:16:39this is what i call malpractice
00:16:44this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:46but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:48well where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:50jacuzzi is ready
00:16:51right this way
00:16:53wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:54what the hell is going on
00:16:56you say you want your son to live on
00:16:57to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
00:17:00then stop getting in my way
00:17:02every second counts
00:17:05let's go for our dip
00:17:06shall we
00:17:10general armstrong
00:17:11your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:19hold on
00:17:20you two are going in there
00:17:22alone
00:17:23if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27then sure
00:17:27invite everyone in
00:17:29all right
00:17:30but i warn you
00:17:32no funny business
00:17:54let's go for this
00:18:15let's go for this
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:39general armstrong
00:18:40exactly
00:18:40what if she gets pregnant by him
00:18:43she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor
00:18:48and then the armstrong family will be the laughing stock of the nation
00:18:52held for ransom
00:18:53by a homeless woman
00:18:55dad
00:18:56you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:58we have to have faith
00:19:00where did you actually find the slow light
00:19:05on the streets
00:19:07are you shitting me
00:19:08you found this bum on the streets
00:19:11are you nuts
00:19:12you don't know her
00:19:13you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murder
00:19:16that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right
00:19:19that's it
00:19:20i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:22james let's go
00:19:23yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you
00:19:43we can't be interrupted
00:19:45otherwise
00:19:46we'd both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama
00:19:53trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:58no
00:20:03you see that general
00:20:04this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman
00:20:06this
00:20:07is a witchcraft
00:20:09i know what this is
00:20:11this is the dark witch
00:20:13i've heard of her
00:20:14she uses her dark magic
00:20:17to steal the hearts
00:20:18of young handsome men
00:20:19and then she eats them alive
00:20:20i'm gonna kill that bitch
00:20:22before she takes my son
00:20:23james
00:20:24get the SWAT team
00:20:26yes sir
00:20:30you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me
00:20:43i just wanna
00:20:48something's wrong
00:20:52you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:54lysander armstrong
00:20:56and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's the only thing i'm saving you from
00:21:09sir
00:21:10the SWAT team is here
00:21:12captain morales
00:21:15my son is trapped behind there
00:21:17with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:20i need you to do whatever you can
00:21:21to tear down that door
00:21:23rest assured
00:21:24general armstrong
00:21:25we'll break down that door
00:21:26and bury that bitch alive
00:21:32right
00:21:34rewrite the world
00:21:42who the fuck are you
00:21:43and why the hell are we naked
00:21:47good
00:21:47you're awake
00:21:49i'm saving you
00:21:50saving me
00:21:51by baiting with me
00:21:53who are you
00:21:54you're a fucking spy
00:21:56talk
00:21:57i swear to god
00:21:57i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me
00:22:03in your stipper
00:22:05i will never
00:22:06oh really
00:22:21look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:26all right
00:22:27but it is a
00:22:27biological fact
00:22:29a man
00:22:30is attracted
00:22:31to
00:22:32a naked woman
00:22:33and her breasts
00:22:34it's science
00:22:35okay
00:22:35it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:37excuse me
00:22:40you're distracted me
00:22:41with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:46captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:54we're almost there
00:22:56aim
00:22:58get him boys
00:23:00get him
00:23:02fire
00:23:05fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:21Those demon cells.
00:23:23How is this possible?
00:23:25It's not even a scratch.
00:23:26I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:29Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:31No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:34She's not the dark witch.
00:23:36Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:40This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:44How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:46That's right.
00:23:47The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:51If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:53Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:55Think about it.
00:23:56We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:58He's been in a coma for two years.
00:23:59Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:01You're right.
00:24:01Wait, this homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:07Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:10No, no.
00:24:12Absolutely not.
00:24:13There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:16How could you know for sure?
00:24:18Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:21You're wrong, sir.
00:24:23This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:27It's called borderline revival.
00:24:29She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:33But only temporarily.
00:24:34It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:39That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:42I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:48My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:49He is dying right now naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:54Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:56The witch doctor.
00:24:58Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:02My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:04You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:09I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:14from me.
00:25:17This is it.
00:25:18The finishing touch.
00:25:20I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:23So we can both survive.
00:25:43It's poison gas.
00:25:45Poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:50Poison gas?
00:25:51My son is in there.
00:25:53You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:55No, don't worry, General.
00:25:57Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:00Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:03Then we can reverse the poison on your son, and then he can marry one of us.
00:26:08They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:13I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:16It's now or never.
00:26:30What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:32It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:34Wait a second.
00:26:35You don't think that they're...
00:26:37You!
00:26:38You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:41Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:42If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:46Oh my god.
00:26:47Yeah?
00:26:47She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:49I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:53Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:57This is taking way too long.
00:27:00Captain Morales, it's time to get out.
00:27:02The big guns.
00:27:04These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:08Bazooka.
00:27:08She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:12Crap.
00:27:12Oh my god.
00:27:13Get back, sucker.
00:27:15Ready.
00:27:16Aim!
00:27:17Oh, shit.
00:27:22Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:36The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:38Shoot her dead now.
00:27:39Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:42I said stand down.
00:27:45Don't listen to her.
00:27:46She's a fraud.
00:27:47A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:49I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:53If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:27:58Wait a second.
00:27:59Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:01He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:02You can see for yourself.
00:28:04Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:07That is it.
00:28:08No more stalling, General.
00:28:10If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:16Don't hurt her.
00:28:21He's a cure.
00:28:28His pulse is regular.
00:28:30In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:35There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:45Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:48Lysander's warm again.
00:28:49He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:51And his heart is strong.
00:28:52Come, feel it.
00:28:55I saved my son.
00:28:58Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:02Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:06I've learned my lesson.
00:29:08I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:12Wait, wait.
00:29:13No, no.
00:29:14There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:19queen, angel, and I, and it's the goddess healer.
00:29:28Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:30But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:36a day after 20.
00:29:38It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:39What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:42Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:46Take care.
00:29:47No, wait.
00:29:49Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:52He's right.
00:29:53We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:29:57a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:00Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:04I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:09I'm already engaged.
00:30:13Already engaged?
00:30:15I am.
00:30:15I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years.
00:30:20And he's coming back today.
00:30:21But don't be disappointed.
00:30:23Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:26I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:28Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:31But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:33Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:35Take the gold.
00:30:36No, really.
00:30:38I don't need anything.
00:30:40I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:46Trixie, it's your fiance.
00:30:48He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:53I must go.
00:31:00Hobo close.
00:31:02Halo glow.
00:31:03I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:06It was just dumb luck.
00:31:09She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:11She could have been the richest woman in the world,
00:31:14marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:20I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:26Oh, my God.
00:31:28I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo,
00:31:30but this is godly.
00:31:33No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:36Lysander's not what's supposed to be mine.
00:31:40I'd so much rather share him with you
00:31:42than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:45You two nutjobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:48Take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses.
00:31:51Wait, no.
00:31:52We're not brides.
00:31:53No, she's just better than us.
00:31:56Oh, my God.
00:31:58Oh, my God.
00:32:00We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:03She's no average Jane.
00:32:05No, she isn't.
00:32:05She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:07But if she truly had these special skills,
00:32:10why did she wear that shit-stained dress
00:32:12and had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:14But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:16No normal person could have done that.
00:32:18Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:21I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:23I have to find her.
00:32:24I have to make her my life.
00:32:25She won my heart over, too.
00:32:27But if my bestest big bro wants her,
00:32:29I'll help you find her.
00:32:31All right, listen.
00:32:32I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:39I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:41So I want you, your granddaughters,
00:32:43filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:47Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:49She waited for you for three years.
00:32:53She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:55And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:57One with some serious fuck you money.
00:32:59So get lost.
00:33:01Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:10Grandma.
00:33:12Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:15I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:17I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:21In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:24So sign over the house now.
00:33:31You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:34And I did.
00:33:36For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:38Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:41And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:44Do you have no shame?
00:33:46We were together for three years.
00:33:47And it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:33:57That's how much she would owe me
00:33:59if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:03I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:05of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:11Oh, yeah?
00:34:13Well, Marissa
00:34:15is so much better than you.
00:34:17She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:20And now
00:34:21she's the CEO
00:34:22of an entire
00:34:23corporation.
00:34:25Dude!
00:34:27And you?
00:34:29You're still nothing.
00:34:31So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:34Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:36Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:39Oops.
00:34:41Yeah.
00:34:42That's maybe worth one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract
00:34:45I gave her.
00:34:51You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:54I certainly did.
00:34:55In fact,
00:34:56Marissa,
00:34:57you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:01all thanks to me.
00:35:07Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:09That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:11You two
00:35:12are the ungrateful,
00:35:14cheating scum here.
00:35:15My granddaughter
00:35:17supported you
00:35:18and your entire family
00:35:20for three years
00:35:21while you were gone.
00:35:22How dare you insult her?
00:35:25It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:26Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:29Poor Edna.
00:35:30She still doesn't know
00:35:31what you're doing
00:35:31out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:33What is he talking about, Jersey?
00:35:35Show her, Bob.
00:35:41This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:43your granddaughter is.
00:35:44She didn't purchase this house
00:35:46on her own.
00:35:46She was begging on the street
00:35:48for money.
00:35:50I can't be caught
00:35:51with a piss-poor nobody
00:35:52like you.
00:35:53Even if you got no game,
00:35:55I got street cred
00:35:56I got out of keep.
00:35:57You dig?
00:35:57The word you're looking for
00:35:59is dignity.
00:36:00And you're one to speak,
00:36:02cheater.
00:36:04Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:09I've been broadening
00:36:10my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:11I want to see how regular,
00:36:13everyday people live
00:36:14so that I can help them.
00:36:16Of course,
00:36:17those without substance
00:36:18underneath
00:36:19would never understand that.
00:36:21What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:22It means
00:36:23the new girlfriend
00:36:24you think is an upgrade
00:36:25is actually a downgrade.
00:36:31Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:32Just sign the damn papers
00:36:33and we can each get on
00:36:34with our lives.
00:36:48At your wedding, I will.
00:36:50What?
00:36:51If you won't do good
00:36:52by me of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me
00:36:55with my best friend,
00:36:56why should I do good by you?
00:36:58I'll give you my
00:36:59John Hancock at your wedding
00:37:01as a charity to you.
00:37:04Fucking bitch!
00:37:05You better keep your word.
00:37:07Oh, that's rich.
00:37:09After tomorrow,
00:37:10you will never feel
00:37:10so rich ever again.
00:37:12Do remember that.
00:37:19Trixie,
00:37:21Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:23They'll destroy you
00:37:24if you show
00:37:25even so much as a hair
00:37:26at their wedding.
00:37:27Grandma,
00:37:28I have to confess
00:37:29something to you.
00:37:30I've secretly amassed
00:37:32a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:34Trillions?
00:37:36That would make you
00:37:38the richest person
00:37:40on the planet.
00:37:41It's because of
00:37:42the healing hands
00:37:42I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:44the god of healing.
00:37:46I've saved several world leaders
00:37:48with these hands.
00:37:50That's how I was able
00:37:51to give Marissa
00:37:51the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer.
00:37:55It makes me angrier
00:37:56hearing her name
00:37:57knowing how she betrayed you.
00:37:59But please,
00:38:01Trixie dear,
00:38:02I know it must have broken
00:38:03your heart,
00:38:04but embellishing your worth
00:38:06and who you are,
00:38:08it will only delay
00:38:09the healing process.
00:38:11You don't have to believe me
00:38:12just yet.
00:38:13After we lost mom and dad
00:38:15because we didn't have the money
00:38:16for their medical bills,
00:38:18I vowed that I would do
00:38:19everything I can
00:38:20to serve those in need.
00:38:23that's why I'm taking
00:38:24everything back from Butch
00:38:25and I'm giving it back
00:38:25to charity.
00:38:26You've always had
00:38:27an angel's heart.
00:38:29I'm certain you will
00:38:30meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right,
00:38:33who actually deserves you.
00:38:35You will see tomorrow,
00:38:36Grandma.
00:38:44You said Trixie's
00:38:45crashing at our wedding?
00:38:47She was bullying us too,
00:38:48Sasa.
00:38:49She's probably
00:38:50trying to extort you
00:38:51now that she knows
00:38:51you're rich as fuck.
00:38:54When nobody steps on Snake,
00:38:56Snake bites back hard.
00:38:58So let her come
00:38:59and embarrass herself.
00:39:00Yeah.
00:39:01You mean,
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:05that video of me?
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Her cavewoman
00:39:11stick,
00:39:11the 19th century tin can.
00:39:13She'll prop me up
00:39:14higher on my pedestal
00:39:15and the whole world
00:39:16sees her in her
00:39:16homeless mess
00:39:17against my presidential
00:39:18glow-up.
00:39:20Let's turn this party
00:39:21into her funeral.
00:39:29There he is.
00:39:31Welcome home, brother.
00:39:34Welcome home,
00:39:35General!
00:39:37Sir,
00:39:38the homeless woman
00:39:39who saved you,
00:39:40Miss Trixie,
00:39:40this is the file
00:39:41of her ex,
00:39:42Butch Tanner.
00:39:43He served with
00:39:43your regiment
00:39:44in the Marines.
00:39:45You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:46that can barely
00:39:46carry supplies?
00:39:47Well, she's been
00:39:48providing for him
00:39:49and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been
00:39:50deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:51So she waited for him
00:39:53for years
00:39:53and then he betrayed her.
00:39:55Fucking coward.
00:39:56According to intel,
00:39:56she's planning to bring
00:39:57it down on them
00:39:58at their wedding.
00:39:59Then we should join her.
00:40:01Men,
00:40:01I'm only alive today
00:40:03because of that
00:40:03virtuous woman
00:40:04and her incredible
00:40:05power that saved
00:40:06my life.
00:40:07So she needs
00:40:07our support.
00:40:08Will you join me
00:40:09in protecting her?
00:40:10Yes, sir!
00:40:11We will allow
00:40:11our lives to protect her,
00:40:12sir!
00:40:14And let's roll.
00:40:30Welcome everyone
00:40:31to my wedding.
00:40:32Today is a very special
00:40:33day for me and Butch.
00:40:34Not only are we
00:40:35getting married,
00:40:35but in just one hour
00:40:36my company will be
00:40:37receiving the
00:40:38presidential contract
00:40:39allowing my biomedical
00:40:40company to go public.
00:40:46congratulations on the
00:40:47contract once again
00:40:48Mrs. Wakeham Stowe.
00:40:50Butch is taking
00:40:50my last name.
00:40:52Oh, and please
00:40:52don't be so uptight
00:40:53Secretary Cho.
00:40:55You are the secretary
00:40:56of the entire
00:40:57U.S. Health Department,
00:40:58but this is a partay
00:40:59after all.
00:41:00I see some of the
00:41:02most important people
00:41:02in the nation have
00:41:03also arrived to
00:41:04celebrate you.
00:41:07The U.S.
00:41:08president will also
00:41:09be arriving soon
00:41:10to give you
00:41:11the contract
00:41:11herself.
00:41:12It's an honor.
00:41:13That's why Sasa
00:41:15is the best wife
00:41:16a man could ever
00:41:16dream of.
00:41:18We will make sure
00:41:20the crowd is
00:41:20entertained tonight.
00:41:22We'll let the
00:41:22wedding begin.
00:41:25Not so fast.
00:41:27The party doesn't
00:41:28start until I
00:41:29say it does.
00:41:50You two really are
00:41:52a match made in hell.
00:41:54So I've come to
00:41:55save your guests
00:41:55from this oncoming
00:41:56train wreck.
00:41:57I don't recognize
00:41:58it from any of our
00:41:59elite circles.
00:42:00Who is she?
00:42:01Uh, this is our
00:42:02entertainment for
00:42:03tonight, sir.
00:42:04Just watch.
00:42:08Trixie, what are you
00:42:08doing here?
00:42:09This isn't the
00:42:10homeless shelter.
00:42:10You lost.
00:42:11I bet she's here
00:42:12to bum a meal off us.
00:42:13You know, being
00:42:14this poor.
00:42:17Me, bum a meal.
00:42:19Have you forgotten
00:42:20that it was I who
00:42:21bankrolled you two
00:42:21for the last three years?
00:42:23What evidence do
00:42:24you have of that?
00:42:25Look at me, then go
00:42:26look at yourself in
00:42:27the mirror.
00:42:27I'm a millionaire
00:42:29CEO.
00:42:29Even the first woman
00:42:31president will be here
00:42:32any second now to
00:42:33congratulate me.
00:42:34And you're nothing
00:42:34but a washed up
00:42:35sewer rat.
00:42:37Sasa, she's like
00:42:38so obsessed with me.
00:42:39She won't.
00:42:41See, everyone?
00:42:42Butch already cut ties
00:42:44with his ex, but
00:42:45she's so shameless
00:42:46and desperate that
00:42:47she'd still show up
00:42:48to my wedding to
00:42:50suck up to me.
00:42:50This is what poor
00:42:52sad girls do.
00:42:53They beg for scraps
00:42:55from us, the rich
00:42:57and glorious.
00:42:58Projecting much,
00:42:59Marissa?
00:42:59You might feel
00:43:00all high and mighty
00:43:01now, but don't bite
00:43:02the hand that feeds
00:43:03you, especially when
00:43:04I'm the one who's
00:43:05giving you the contract.
00:43:11You giving me
00:43:13the contract?
00:43:14You have no skills,
00:43:15no education,
00:43:17no connection,
00:43:17so how could you
00:43:18possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the U.S.
00:43:21fucking president
00:43:22to give me a
00:43:23billion dollar contract?
00:43:24We both share
00:43:25humble beginnings,
00:43:26Marissa,
00:43:27and I saw potential
00:43:28in you.
00:43:28Even trusted you
00:43:29as my best friend.
00:43:31But I recognize now
00:43:32that greed has
00:43:33poisoned you.
00:43:34Don't be all sore
00:43:35now just because
00:43:36I stole your man.
00:43:37This is what us
00:43:38rich girls do.
00:43:40They steal from
00:43:41lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:43Damn right.
00:43:44You were
00:43:45too embarrassing
00:43:46for me.
00:43:47Sasa tramples
00:43:48you any day.
00:43:49I can say that
00:43:50now that I'm
00:43:51marrying the rich.
00:43:52Bravo.
00:43:53Self-admission
00:43:54of a gold digger.
00:43:55Quick,
00:43:56somebody put that
00:43:56on a memoir.
00:43:57Sasa,
00:43:57she's embarrassing
00:43:58me in front of
00:43:58everyone.
00:43:59You should make
00:44:00yourself.
00:44:00Don't listen
00:44:01to her,
00:44:01everyone.
00:44:02She's the
00:44:03gold-dicking,
00:44:03blood-sucking leech.
00:44:04I don't even have
00:44:05to lift a finger
00:44:06and you're already
00:44:07embarrassing yourself
00:44:08in front of
00:44:08everyone for me,
00:44:09Butch.
00:44:11You may look
00:44:12and sound like
00:44:12a man,
00:44:13but you're
00:44:14nothing but
00:44:14a pathetic
00:44:15coward.
00:44:15Okay,
00:44:15enough!
00:44:16You know what
00:44:17I always
00:44:17couldn't stand
00:44:18about you?
00:44:18Your moral
00:44:19posturing.
00:44:21But guess
00:44:21what?
00:44:22Morals are
00:44:23just lies
00:44:23to make you
00:44:24and girls
00:44:24feel better
00:44:25about yourselves.
00:44:26That's why
00:44:26no man will
00:44:27choose you
00:44:27over Marissa
00:44:28Trixie.
00:44:29Because I've
00:44:30got the material
00:44:30goods.
00:44:31You're just
00:44:32all empty talk.
00:44:33I'm not here
00:44:34to request
00:44:34to be chosen
00:44:35because I'm
00:44:36the one who's
00:44:36doing the choosing.
00:44:39See this?
00:44:51Oh my god.
00:44:53Is that the
00:44:54billion dollar
00:44:54contract for Sasha?
00:44:58The one that's
00:44:58supposed to make
00:44:59us all rich as fuck?
00:45:00No, absolutely
00:45:01not.
00:45:02I don't believe it.
00:45:04You all sound
00:45:04so scared already.
00:45:06Don't worry.
00:45:06This isn't
00:45:07that contract.
00:45:09It's the lease
00:45:10to the modest
00:45:10home you try
00:45:11to swindle
00:45:12from me.
00:45:15See everyone?
00:45:16She's just
00:45:17trying to bluff us.
00:45:18But you don't
00:45:18even have the guts
00:45:19to go all the way.
00:45:20Look at her
00:45:20following orders.
00:45:21I asked her
00:45:22to sign over
00:45:22the lease
00:45:23and here she is.
00:45:24Like a good
00:45:25little peasant
00:45:26slave.
00:45:27That house
00:45:27is worth
00:45:28all her life
00:45:29savings.
00:45:32You want to
00:45:33I don't know
00:45:34beg for a little
00:45:35treat while you're
00:45:36at it?
00:45:46You must
00:45:47understand me.
00:45:48I'm here to take
00:45:49back everything
00:45:49I've ever given you.
00:45:51I'm giving it to
00:45:52charity.
00:46:00Bro, she's
00:46:00gone cuckoo in the
00:46:01head.
00:46:02She thinks that
00:46:02just because she
00:46:03rented a pretty
00:46:03little dress she can
00:46:04pretend to be a deep
00:46:05pocket-invested
00:46:06baddie.
00:46:06You wish you had
00:46:07that kind of money
00:46:08to just toss away,
00:46:09Trixie.
00:46:10It's just a drop
00:46:10in the bucket for me.
00:46:12I know what this is.
00:46:14You've gotten
00:46:15delusional and you
00:46:16think you're Cinderella
00:46:17so you can just show
00:46:18up to a fancy party
00:46:19and some Prince
00:46:20Charming will scoop
00:46:21you into money
00:46:21forever?
00:46:22Well, that's not
00:46:23happening.
00:46:24Security, lock the
00:46:25doors.
00:46:25This woman doesn't
00:46:26leave until we're
00:46:27through with her.
00:46:31This is where your
00:46:32dreams will die,
00:46:33bitch.
00:46:36We found Miss
00:46:37Trixie Lysander.
00:46:38She's being cornered
00:46:39by her ex and his
00:46:40mistress at the
00:46:40Wickham wedding
00:46:41right now.
00:46:41Butch Tanner.
00:46:42Well, he's going to
00:46:43wish he died in battle
00:46:44after I'm done with
00:46:44him.
00:46:45Let's go.
00:46:50You think a few
00:46:51toy guns scare me,
00:46:52Marissa?
00:46:52I've saved plenty of
00:46:54people for much worse,
00:46:56including your head
00:46:57of command, Butch.
00:46:59General Lysander
00:47:00Armstrong.
00:47:01You mean the
00:47:02legendary war hero?
00:47:03He's been in a coma
00:47:04for years after he
00:47:05saved the nation
00:47:06from a terrorist
00:47:06attack.
00:47:07You're an unskilled,
00:47:09unemployed, ugly
00:47:10leech, so how could
00:47:11you possibly have
00:47:12this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like
00:47:15General Lysander
00:47:16Armstrong?
00:47:17No one here is
00:47:17going to believe
00:47:18you.
00:47:18If you really cured
00:47:19the incurable
00:47:20General, then Sasa
00:47:22is the fucking
00:47:22Virgin Mary.
00:47:24And she's not.
00:47:25You're just asking
00:47:26to be humiliated,
00:47:27Trixie.
00:47:28Show them, Butch.
00:47:34See for yourselves,
00:47:36everyone.
00:47:37Trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar.
00:47:42She won't leave me
00:47:43and Marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich
00:47:45as fuck now.
00:47:46I'm a major in the
00:47:47Marines.
00:47:48Sasa, she has a
00:47:50billion-dollar
00:47:51biomedical contract
00:47:52with the military.
00:47:54Approved by the
00:47:55first female president
00:47:56of the United States
00:47:57herself, bitch.
00:47:59How despicable.
00:48:00She's just trying to
00:48:01leech off you like a
00:48:02parasitic gold digger.
00:48:04Get out of here.
00:48:05No one wants to marry you.
00:48:06No free meals for the poor.
00:48:08Do you see this,
00:48:09Trixie?
00:48:10This is high society.
00:48:12So you're either born
00:48:13on a silver spoon
00:48:14or you're as accomplished
00:48:15as me to be here.
00:48:17Maybe if you do some
00:48:18serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:20maybe someone will drop
00:48:21a couple bucks
00:48:22in your 10 can.
00:48:25I already have
00:48:26everything one can
00:48:27dream of,
00:48:28but I valued our
00:48:29friendship, Marissa,
00:48:30which is why I came here
00:48:31to give you a second
00:48:32chance, to see if you'd
00:48:33apologize and admit
00:48:34to your backstabbing.
00:48:35But no, you stooped
00:48:38so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:40Nothing is more
00:48:41disgusting than you
00:48:42standing on street
00:48:43corners like a bum.
00:48:45And who knows,
00:48:46if you've already started
00:48:47offering sexual services?
00:48:50Well then,
00:48:52why don't you get
00:48:52on your knees
00:48:53for me, Trixie?
00:48:54My brother
00:48:55will never take you back.
00:48:57No man will marry
00:48:57an embarrassment
00:48:59like you.
00:49:00But make me happy?
00:49:02And I might consider
00:49:02making you my
00:49:03personal prostitute.
00:49:15How dare you
00:49:16hit my brother!
00:49:17I'm never letting you
00:49:18leave here alive?
00:49:20Please, Lassa,
00:49:21do something.
00:49:22Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:24After I'm done with you,
00:49:25Trixie, not even
00:49:26the goddess of healing
00:49:27will be able to save you.
00:49:30Oh, is that so?
00:49:32Security!
00:49:34Get down on your knees
00:49:36and give Bob
00:49:37one hell of a blowjob
00:49:38in front of everybody here
00:49:40or I'll pop so many holes
00:49:42in you, the men here
00:49:43won't know which one to fuck.
00:49:44I don't need to be
00:49:45the goddess of anything
00:49:46to punish you.
00:49:47any of the powerful
00:49:48leaders I've saved before
00:49:49could crush you
00:49:50before you even touch me.
00:49:52Dream on!
00:49:54You wish General Lysander
00:49:56scooped you off your feet,
00:49:57but you weren't good enough
00:49:58for me.
00:49:58You're definitely
00:49:59not good enough for him.
00:50:00Enough!
00:50:02You're souring my party,
00:50:03so you either get the fuck out
00:50:06or I'm going to shoot you.
00:50:08On the count of three!
00:50:10I think I quite like it here.
00:50:11Two!
00:50:22Mmm!
00:50:24This wine is so delicious.
00:50:26One!
00:50:27Shoot!
00:50:30Nobody is laying a hand
00:50:32on my future wife.
00:50:40It's...
00:50:42It's...
00:50:57It's...
00:51:05You saved me, Trixie.
00:51:07Remember?
00:51:08I'm a man of my word.
00:51:10They're never going to hurt you
00:51:11ever again.
00:51:12Really, it was nothing.
00:51:14I saved you because
00:51:15you're a good man,
00:51:16not because I want you
00:51:17to owe me any favors.
00:51:24I see what this is.
00:51:26You're the one
00:51:26who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:28Look at you guys
00:51:29all lovey-dove.
00:51:30Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:31She waited for you
00:51:32for three years.
00:51:33This is the kind of woman
00:51:34of virtue that a man
00:51:35would die for.
00:51:38Virtue?
00:51:39Don't make me laugh.
00:51:41She's probably out there
00:51:42giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:43No man who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:46would want to touch her.
00:51:47She should be happy
00:51:48Bob was willing
00:51:49to give her some.
00:51:54I see her in the Marines.
00:51:57I'm a major.
00:51:59You know, look, man.
00:52:00I know Trixie is like a...
00:52:02I don't know, like a seven
00:52:03now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood
00:52:06on a whiny, worthless woman
00:52:08like that.
00:52:09Ow!
00:52:10Ow!
00:52:11Ow!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:13Ah!
00:52:14A real man
00:52:16never talks about a woman
00:52:17that way.
00:52:19You're a coward.
00:52:23Oh!
00:52:25Mmm.
00:52:29We don't need to fight fire
00:52:30with fire to deal
00:52:31with the likes of them.
00:52:33You're very gracious, Trixie.
00:52:35You know that?
00:52:38You're only getting off
00:52:39with it because she's so kind,
00:52:40so you're going to do me
00:52:41the favor of never coming
00:52:42near her again.
00:52:42You understand?
00:52:43You want to fuck with me,
00:52:44little dipshit?
00:52:45I'm a fucking major.
00:52:47You're probably lowest rank
00:52:48of the military grunts.
00:52:50I'll...
00:52:50I'll destroy you.
00:52:52Do you really not know
00:52:53who this is, Butch?
00:52:54I thought you were in the Marines.
00:52:56What have you been doing
00:52:57this whole time
00:52:57if you don't know
00:52:58who this war hero is?
00:53:00He was just a supply boy.
00:53:04War hero?
00:53:06Is this all part
00:53:07of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:09Poor girl.
00:53:10Did you sell your house
00:53:11to hire this actor
00:53:12so you can feel better
00:53:13about yourself?
00:53:14A woman's worth
00:53:15is tied to the man
00:53:16she marries.
00:53:17Trixie is worthless
00:53:18because that guy
00:53:18looks like a cowboy.
00:53:23A bum girl
00:53:24and a pimp.
00:53:25What a pair.
00:53:27Seems like they don't know
00:53:28who you are
00:53:28since you've been out
00:53:29of action for so long.
00:53:31Maybe we should try
00:53:31to piss them off some more.
00:53:32Don't you think?
00:53:35Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:44What is all this?
00:53:45Trixie, listen.
00:53:46I know that you didn't ask
00:53:47for anything
00:53:48after you saved my life.
00:53:50But I know
00:53:51that we shared a moment.
00:53:55I'm not the kind of man
00:53:56to get close to a woman
00:53:57and then just disappear.
00:53:58It's not in my nature.
00:54:01I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:04Listen, Trixie.
00:54:05I have never
00:54:06met a woman
00:54:09like you.
00:54:10So incredible
00:54:12and kind
00:54:12and beautiful.
00:54:13So I know
00:54:14that you're the one for me.
00:54:18This guy's either nuts
00:54:19or a really,
00:54:20really good actor.
00:54:23Mm-hmm.
00:54:23Oscar-worthy.
00:54:24Oscar-worthy.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26First gift.
00:54:32Trixie,
00:54:33I know that you
00:54:33just lost your home.
00:54:34So I'm gifting you
00:54:36with your own
00:54:37new mansion.
00:54:38Worth $500 million,
00:54:40previously owned
00:54:41by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:44Second gift.
00:54:48This contains all the rights
00:54:49to my entire fortune,
00:54:52which is now yours.
00:54:53Entire fortune
00:54:54from a cowboy actor?
00:54:56It must be that easy.
00:54:57They already spent
00:54:58their entire life savings
00:54:59on this clown show.
00:55:00They've got nothing left.
00:55:01Why, Sander,
00:55:02I really don't care
00:55:03for any of us.
00:55:04No, look,
00:55:05I know.
00:55:06I know that you are
00:55:07the farthest thing
00:55:08from a material woman.
00:55:09Okay?
00:55:10Which is exactly why
00:55:11my third gift
00:55:13is, um,
00:55:15well...
00:55:30Cleo!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:35You found my dog.
00:55:40Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:41But with you,
00:55:42it's so much more.
00:55:44Trixie Amore.
00:55:48Will you marry me?
00:55:52Do you know
00:55:53I can't say no
00:55:53to this doggo?
00:55:58Yes,
00:55:58I will marry you.
00:56:00Thanks.
00:56:16Go, go, power couple.
00:56:18Woo!
00:56:19Ha-ha!
00:56:19Okay, stop.
00:56:21The only power couple here
00:56:22is Butch and I.
00:56:25Let's remind everyone
00:56:26how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:29No man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that embarrassing
00:56:33sack of scraps.
00:56:34Hey.
00:56:35I don't care if she's homeless or not,
00:56:37but I'm making this woman my wife,
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as
00:56:41and cherished as
00:56:42the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:44Understand?
00:57:15You still don't realize
00:57:15would sooner marry
00:57:16the princess of England
00:57:17than someone from the
00:57:18lowest rank of society.
00:57:20I bet my life
00:57:21you're all just
00:57:22vendors.
00:57:23Then you better enjoy
00:57:24your last breath.
00:57:25Come on, Lysander.
00:57:26What are we waiting for?
00:57:26Let's show them what we can do
00:57:27and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:28What can a bunch of piss poor people
00:57:30do to us,
00:57:31the elites?
00:57:32Infect us with your poor people
00:57:33bad luck?
00:57:34She wishes
00:57:35she could blame her low status
00:57:37on bad luck.
00:57:38Truth is,
00:57:38she's just a useless,
00:57:40lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:41She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:46I can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means
00:57:49if you don't prefer violence.
00:57:50I'd handle them myself,
00:57:52but
00:57:54I'll let you do
00:57:55all the heavy lifting.
00:57:56Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:05Yes, hello,
00:58:05this is Lysander.
00:58:06Please bankrupt
00:58:07Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:10Oh my gosh,
00:58:11I'm so scared.
00:58:12Anyone these days
00:58:14could call anyone
00:58:15and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:22Uh, hello?
00:58:24Yes.
00:58:27What?
00:58:32I'm a bankrupt!
00:58:41Hey, hey, hey, are you sure
00:58:44that was the call, Sasa?
00:58:45That was a real call?
00:58:46People don't just suddenly
00:58:47go bankrupt like that.
00:58:48My company's dead.
00:58:50It evaporated.
00:58:51It's a tear.
00:58:55That's impossible.
00:58:57Who are you?
00:58:59What did you do?
00:59:00Secretary Cho,
00:59:01you said you're
00:59:02the Secretary of Health, right?
00:59:04And you yourself
00:59:04said that the Armstrong family
00:59:06owns the entire
00:59:06global stock market.
00:59:07Could that be
00:59:08how they bankrupted
00:59:10Miss Wickham?
00:59:11Then that means...
00:59:14you're really Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:17the richest
00:59:18and most powerful man
00:59:19in the country.
00:59:21Trixie's marrying
00:59:22the famed war hero,
00:59:24the man every girl wants
00:59:25and every man wants to be.
00:59:28Now you believe me?
00:59:29Those who do bad
00:59:31will always end up
00:59:31losing everything.
00:59:33There's got to be
00:59:34some trick to this.
00:59:35You guys are just
00:59:36bums trying to extort
00:59:37money from us.
00:59:38Sasa,
00:59:47I know why
00:59:48you're all over Trixie.
00:59:49Because you've been
00:59:50in the military for so long,
00:59:51you don't know
00:59:52what a real woman
00:59:52can do for you.
00:59:54Let me take you
00:59:55to my wedding chamber
00:59:56and I'll show you
00:59:56a good time.
00:59:59Do you have your hands
01:00:00for me?
01:00:01Or I'll have them
01:00:02removed for you.
01:00:03Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:04Ah!
01:00:05Ah!
01:00:07I would never
01:00:08be interested
01:00:09in a woman
01:00:09who's as vile
01:00:11and cruel
01:00:11and wicked
01:00:12as you are.
01:00:13Guess the cheater
01:00:14gets cheated on
01:00:15eventually.
01:00:18Sasa was just
01:00:19trying to save
01:00:19the company.
01:00:20I don't blame her
01:00:21at all.
01:00:22Your double standards
01:00:23are incredible.
01:00:24Okay, you don't
01:00:25want me?
01:00:26Fine.
01:00:26But there's plenty
01:00:27of other efficiency.
01:00:28I can give you
01:00:29a room full
01:00:30of pageant winners,
01:00:3118 years old,
01:00:32fresh for the taking.
01:00:40I did that
01:00:41so you wouldn't
01:00:42have to,
01:00:43Miss Trixie.
01:00:43Thank you, Devin.
01:00:46Marissa,
01:00:47not only have you
01:00:48backstabbed me,
01:00:49your best friend,
01:00:51by stealing my fiancé,
01:00:53but now you'd sell
01:00:54out other innocent
01:00:54girls just to get
01:00:55your company back?
01:00:56You're an insult
01:00:57to all good women
01:00:58out there.
01:00:59No, to all of humanity.
01:01:00So now,
01:01:01everything that I've
01:01:02ever given you to,
01:01:03I'm taking it all back.
01:01:07Wait, everyone,
01:01:09stop.
01:01:12They're imposters.
01:01:17I just got off
01:01:18the phone with the
01:01:18president and she said
01:01:19your contract is not
01:01:20getting canceled
01:01:21because it was assigned
01:01:22by the goddess healer
01:01:23herself.
01:01:24So we won't
01:01:25go bankrupt?
01:01:26The goddess healer?
01:01:27You mean the eccentric
01:01:28and highly elusive sage
01:01:30in the field of medicine
01:01:30approved of my
01:01:32biomedical products?
01:01:33Yes,
01:01:34that's the highest
01:01:35honor anyone can have
01:01:36in the field of
01:01:37health and medicine.
01:01:38The goddess healer's
01:01:39motto is
01:01:40the right rewrites
01:01:41the wrong,
01:01:42the left leave
01:01:43the wrong bereft.
01:01:45That means she's
01:01:46rewarding me.
01:01:47The president would
01:01:47never let your
01:01:49company go bankrupt.
01:01:50In fact,
01:01:51she's on her way
01:01:52now.
01:01:54So you're telling me
01:01:55this dashingly handsome
01:01:57motherfucker over here
01:01:59isn't Lysander
01:02:00Armstrong?
01:02:00Who the fuck cares
01:02:01who he is?
01:02:02If the president
01:02:03and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my
01:02:05products,
01:02:05who cares about this
01:02:06washed up war hero?
01:02:07We can break his legs,
01:02:09break his arms,
01:02:09no one would even
01:02:10bat an eye.
01:02:11She even gave us
01:02:11explicit permission
01:02:12to call upon
01:02:13secret services.
01:02:15FBI!
01:02:16FBI!
01:02:18You're under arrest
01:02:19for fraudulent claims
01:02:20and identity theft.
01:02:22Gotcha.
01:02:27Guess I still get
01:02:29the last laugh,
01:02:29Trixie.
01:02:30No, don't arrest her!
01:02:32Trixie is a good person.
01:02:34Please, officer,
01:02:35don't arrest her!
01:02:36Grandma,
01:02:37Mr. Rogers,
01:02:38Mrs. Williams,
01:02:39what are you all
01:02:40doing here?
01:02:40The neighbors heard
01:02:41about the breakup
01:02:42between you and Butch.
01:02:43We were worried,
01:02:44so we came here
01:02:45to back you up.
01:02:47Listen, officer,
01:02:48I can attest
01:02:49that Trixie Amoria
01:02:50is a good neighbor.
01:02:51She's very kind-hearted
01:02:52and would never
01:02:53break the law.
01:02:54Yes, and one time
01:02:55when my daughter
01:02:56needed university tuition,
01:02:58Trixie gave her
01:02:59everything she had
01:03:00just to help her out.
01:03:01She also paid
01:03:02for my recent
01:03:03heart surgery as well.
01:03:04My fiance really
01:03:06is an incredible woman.
01:03:07She's an angel
01:03:09descended from heaven.
01:03:15You must be the criminal
01:03:16pretending to be
01:03:16General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:18My brother
01:03:19is not a criminal.
01:03:20He's a war hero
01:03:21who single-handedly
01:03:22saved this country
01:03:23from a terrorist attack.
01:03:25Without him,
01:03:25this whole country
01:03:26would have been bombed
01:03:27to ash.
01:03:28And that's why
01:03:28it's twice the crime
01:03:29for stealing his identity.
01:03:31General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:33only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight
01:03:34with the terrorist.
01:03:35And we've received
01:03:36no word that he's
01:03:37woken up yet,
01:03:37so this must be
01:03:38an imposter.
01:03:41I can tell
01:03:41that this whole dilemma
01:03:42with my identity
01:03:43is causing you
01:03:43a lot of trouble.
01:03:44I promise I'll get it
01:03:45resolved and we can
01:03:46focus on taking down
01:03:47your scumbag ex.
01:03:50If you want to arrest me,
01:03:52fine.
01:03:53But don't fuck
01:03:54with my fiance.
01:03:55You don't get to decide,
01:03:56punk.
01:03:57Let's go!
01:04:20Get him!
01:04:21If you can.
01:04:46Well,
01:04:49that's just Adam Sky.
01:04:49Oh!
01:04:51Oh!
01:04:53Oh!
01:04:55Oh!
01:04:59Oh,
01:05:00Oh!
01:05:01Oh!
01:05:04Oh!
01:05:13Is that enough pain?
01:05:14Or do you want more?
01:05:24Legend is written all over you, Icenander.
01:05:28Grandma.
01:05:31Meet my new fiance.
01:05:34Wow, your new fiance, he's so manly, much better than your last one.
01:05:40I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:43It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa.
01:05:48She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name calling now?
01:05:55I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:05:58Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:01Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:04Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:07Drown out the poor!
01:06:07See Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:14We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:23Hmph.
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:34Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:53You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:02What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:05I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:15Oh!
01:07:16Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:17Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:18Damn it!
01:07:19You forgot I had a gun too?
01:07:22That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:24Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:26We're cornered.
01:07:27I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:35They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Wright rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:57Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01Is she the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now.
01:08:07Thank you Miss Trixie.
01:08:09See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:12No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:17Sure.
01:08:19You hear that?
01:08:20She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory,
01:08:28I do believe in justice.
01:08:30Marissa and Butch,
01:08:32not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:33but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Bullshit.
01:08:46I'm gonna show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:51You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:53Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:17Yeah.
01:09:18You're not the grim reaper.
01:09:19What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:23We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:24She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:27Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:30I will.
01:09:34Left,
01:09:34Left,
01:09:35Leaves the wrong draft.
01:09:43I'm fine.
01:09:44Nothing happened.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:47Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:50And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:52I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:55Just crossed it again.
01:09:57Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:09:59Nothing's happened to-
01:10:11no no what did you do to my brother i didn't do anything your brother just didn't want to heed
01:10:19my
01:10:20warning i suggest you take him to the ur if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:26come on major are you not going to help your own brother how was he able to cross the line
01:10:32see
01:10:33this must be an illusion only the pure of heart can cross the line will somebody take my brother
01:10:41to the hospital please you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you go and hurt my brother oh please
01:10:53you hurt us first at first i was really hurt by your betrayal but i've come to realize your true
01:11:00colors are that of a snake and a coward marissa thanks for taking this little life from me
01:11:07you blame yourself for being worthless you think anyone would want to marry you when you got
01:11:12nothing to offer when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:21don't touch my wife
01:11:24and instead tricksy gets a handsome and protective husband you can daydream all you want now tricksy
01:11:32but when the presidential contract arrives it'll hit you like a truck that you're nothing but an ugly
01:11:37phony and i'm the queen of everything oh really then let me show you how it is i who has
01:11:43everything you
01:11:43want you've got nothing on me
01:11:50yes tell the president to get here immediately
01:11:57goddess madam president i require your assistance yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:06get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:10did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the united states god i knew you were
01:12:16cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa you're pathetic
01:12:22tricksy a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming miss wickham is correct
01:12:27i was on the phone with the president earlier only the most important people have madam president's
01:12:33direct line you hear that everyone there is no way lowlife tricksy could have called the president
01:12:40by herself she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's come here to play
01:12:46up her importance no my granddaughter would never do that reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:12:53only the goddess healer can do that is tricksy really the goddess healer
01:13:05first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:09and now you tricksy are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:14is this how the working class think all the time i never realized how delusional they were
01:13:21you can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:27look i don't know what circus school you went to but you trying to make me jealous tricksy
01:13:31it ain't working you can't just fake the
01:13:36yeah but goddess healing power is legendary it's like real magic tricksy you're an angel but the goddess
01:13:44healing is beyond your imagination and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:13:50won't her followers be furious and riot against you no tricksy look i believe you you saved me
01:14:00whether you're a goddess or not you did that no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:06we'll riot against you now tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart tear her apart
01:14:17vice president arrives
01:14:34who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:40you're general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:14:48been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:14:55stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got the contract coming
01:15:01right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is you're the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:15:10and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:17and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's
01:15:24in
01:15:24trouble now did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:31so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our
01:15:37side
01:15:38you'll always be nothing trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason
01:15:45lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:15:53hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:15:58you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:04from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would enough
01:16:09you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother yeah it's okay
01:16:18mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country i have no problem doing that again
01:16:23if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president i
01:16:29never gave a fuck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:41i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:16:47president i have
01:16:48swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:16:54let's try it out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously put
01:17:00innocent civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your filthy
01:17:06companions are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear that boys
01:17:14what do you think you're going to do this oh wait that's the president
01:17:41Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:17:54That was, they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:58What is this?
01:18:00Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam, for your military.
01:18:04This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:08You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:10I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:12With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:15And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:19What are you doing? Reverse the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late.
01:18:23That is easy.
01:18:25There's no need. I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:45What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:18:48It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:18:52She, she, she is.
01:18:54She is a criminal.
01:18:56Don't worry, Madam President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:01Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up.
01:19:04What are you talking about?
01:19:06The president literally came here to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:19This contract?
01:19:21Yeah, yes!
01:19:22Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:41My contract, you bitch!
01:19:43And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:19:59There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus.
01:20:03Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:10Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:12And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:15So prepare yourself.
01:20:16Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:20What are you going to do?
01:20:22The president is here and I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:28You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:38I'll...
01:20:39She's going to give me my billion-dollar...
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:52Why?
01:20:53Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion-dollar contract.
01:20:58You wish, you idiot!
01:21:02I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:08I don't understand.
01:21:09I was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing.
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:24You're the one and only, and it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:42What?
01:21:47Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:02How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:09I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person,
01:22:13help those in need,
01:22:14and make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract,
01:22:21it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:23She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:28You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:31But after everything you've done,
01:22:33we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:35No, please, I swear to you.
01:22:37I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:41It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:43Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person.
01:22:46And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's gonna be my wife.
01:22:52Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her goals.
01:23:15All her clothes.
01:23:17All that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:20This is all...
01:23:21You seduced me!
01:23:24You were the one that came onto me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I wanna be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:35I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:36What?
01:23:37You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:39But it's too late now.
01:23:41All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:47And she shall.
01:23:49For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:23:52arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:54It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault.
01:23:59I was only with you for your money.
01:24:01I don't care.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:03I'll see myself out.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:11My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:17That is why I saved you.
01:24:19With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:24Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:30Let's party!
01:24:32Wait.
01:24:33What if we just got married?
01:24:35Right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:40Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:45I do.
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47You may kiss the bride.
01:24:54You may kiss the bride.
01:24:55I do.
01:24:55I do.
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