00:11I'm hungry. Huh? I'm hungry. Huh? So hungry. We're closed. We're tripping on our chemistry. I know the
00:21owner. This is the best piece I've ever had. I think it's better than sex. I can't remember. What's your
00:30favorite part? Extra cheese. Of sex. The buildup. That's just a typical lady answer. What's yours? Boobs? Cowgirl? Like the
00:42jackhammer? Wow. For me, it's about the after. Oh, come on. Two people lying there.
00:51They're sharing a secret. Finding love is hard enough. Try doing it on the one night a year single people
01:03are legally allowed to have sex. I hate this night. Mom, I'm just going to stay in. No, you should
01:09go out.
01:12This night's insane. I just want to find, like, a good guy to finding true love on the least romantic
01:19night of the year. We're going to go slow.
01:21We're going to make good choices. Allie, this is Tayshawn. Hello. We met in line for the bathroom. What? Yeah.
01:28No. No. Can I get a whiskey? How is anyone supposed to find something real on a night like tonight?
01:38I'm Owen. Allie. What about us? Your ears look like car doors. Well, your nose is way too small for
01:46your face. Your chin could plow a field. Your legs don't make any sense. Your hailing doesn't make any sense.
01:50Because now I'm in it. But I've been trying to find my way back for a minute.
01:57Night's almost over. We're running out of time. We're all just trying to find someone who makes going through it
02:04worth it.
02:08Who would you choose?
02:10Allie! If you only had one night.
02:12Are you two together? I'm going to need a clear answer.
02:15You're cute when you're nervous.
02:17I'm not nervous.
02:18I'm saying you're just cute.
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