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The Comeback Play
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00:00:00Welcome back to game seven of the UBA Finals.
00:00:04Unbelievable comeback.
00:00:05If the sniper can clinch a finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:08he will be crowned the league's god of ball.
00:00:13Got this baby.
00:00:15You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:17I never could have done this without you.
00:00:19And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:00:23I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:25It'll just be us and our son.
00:00:32I love you.
00:00:34Kill him, sniper.
00:00:40The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball.
00:00:43They need one more stop to get the ball.
00:00:45Tyler Murray shoots it.
00:00:47Oh, the sniper stole it.
00:00:50He's heading to the front court.
00:00:53We have three seconds left.
00:00:55Can the sniper save the game?
00:01:01This is for you, baby.
00:01:06There's the release.
00:01:08No, he missed.
00:01:10Wait a sec.
00:01:11Is that his signature move?
00:01:15The sniper's signature kill shot just won the league finals.
00:01:37I could have done this without you.
00:01:39I could have done this without you.
00:01:49Another trophy from me again.
00:01:59I got my win.
00:02:00And now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:10Regina, no!
00:02:14No!
00:02:23Marcel.
00:02:25Take care of my son.
00:02:28No!
00:02:33We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP, a man
00:02:37who made the Lightning champions.
00:02:39So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league
00:02:43legend, the sniper.
00:02:49After the death of the family member, the goat of basketball
00:02:52is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:00It was a robbery, a terrible accident.
00:03:03Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:03:05You'll regret it forever.
00:03:07This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:11I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
00:03:13I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
00:03:27Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:33I'll never play again.
00:03:42How could I be so blind?
00:03:46I put basketball before my family.
00:03:49I put them in danger.
00:03:50This is what I deserve.
00:03:52Lars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:54This greatness run in the family.
00:03:56Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:03:58The sniper.
00:03:59I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:01I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:04:03I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:07So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:10My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:16It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:18I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:22But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:23A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:28It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:32He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:36Holy shit, I did it.
00:04:39Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:42You know what that means, guys.
00:04:44Bonus time.
00:04:47Biggest cut for me.
00:04:50Scotty didn't do shit.
00:04:52It's your math skills that broke the record.
00:04:54I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:04:56You're going to deny me my cut?
00:04:57Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:00I should fire your ass.
00:05:02Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:05So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:08or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:12I've lost everything.
00:05:13I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:16No thanks.
00:05:18I quit.
00:05:20Quit?
00:05:21Good luck.
00:05:22Who else is going to hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:05:32If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:05:35then the owner's going to kill the team.
00:05:37I'm sorry.
00:05:39We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:52I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:05:55Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:05:59Holy shit.
00:06:00That's Omari Gibbs.
00:06:02Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:04As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:07Hey, Marcel.
00:06:10Come with me.
00:06:12We need you back in the game.
00:06:26I need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:30No way.
00:06:31And don't call me that.
00:06:33The sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:34So, we have one more game to save this team.
00:06:37We need a miracle.
00:06:39We need you.
00:06:40I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:44I'm not your guy.
00:06:45Wait.
00:06:47I want to show you something.
00:06:51Pass your faith.
00:06:52Screen up.
00:06:53D, D.
00:06:54Go, Mars.
00:06:55Get the basket.
00:06:56Ah.
00:06:57You know, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:06:59We don't win this playoff game.
00:07:01The owner's going to sell, they'll rebuild, rebrand, and Mars Correa will go down with this team.
00:07:09We'll up against the 99ers.
00:07:11He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:13I never thought I'd give myself back.
00:07:16You could.
00:07:17If you coach him to the finals.
00:07:19He'll never respect you unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:23This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:27Marcel, I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:30Don't ruin your sons, too.
00:07:37Fine.
00:07:39I'll do it.
00:07:45But no one can know who I am.
00:07:47And I'm only coaching.
00:07:48I'm not playing.
00:07:50I'll never play again.
00:07:51I'll never play again.
00:08:05All right, listen up.
00:08:07The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:08:14But there's no way we're going to, I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we stay.
00:08:18Dad?
00:08:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:28I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:29What do they call you?
00:08:31Coach combo me up.
00:08:34No, no fucking way.
00:08:36He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:38He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:42I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:46Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:49I don't think so.
00:08:51What the hell is Amari thinking?
00:08:52We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-thru drunk.
00:08:55You know, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:00You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:03If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power, you can make up for in precision.
00:09:07What do you know?
00:09:09The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flash.
00:09:14He's wasted.
00:09:15Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:33Lucky shot.
00:09:35Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:37When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:40What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:44A shooting contest?
00:09:45Three extreme shots.
00:09:48Fast one to make him wins.
00:09:49If you win, you can stay.
00:09:51But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:55And never come back.
00:09:58I never wanted to play again.
00:10:00Especially not against my own son.
00:10:02But if I have to prove myself to protect him, deal.
00:10:10Mars, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:14important game?
00:10:16I don't know.
00:10:18Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:19He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:21He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:27All right.
00:10:28Three expert level shots.
00:10:30The step back three.
00:10:31The blind strike.
00:10:32And the clutch.
00:10:34Same sequence.
00:10:35Same time.
00:10:36You miss.
00:10:37You go again.
00:10:38No resets.
00:10:40No excuses.
00:10:42Three.
00:10:42Two.
00:10:44One.
00:10:46First up, the step back three-point shoot.
00:10:49It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:53How could he make it?
00:10:55Did you see that?
00:10:56Next up, the blind strike.
00:10:59It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:04Even without looking.
00:11:08Bro, he's cooking you.
00:11:09Finally, the clutch.
00:11:11The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:14It means you're out of time and energy.
00:11:16And you have one last shot.
00:11:18I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:21I'm rookie of the year, and you're just some drunk patty-push who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:25That shot.
00:11:25There's no way you could...
00:11:26You could use the call to me coach.
00:11:34What?
00:11:44Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:46Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:48The lightnings hail Mary.
00:12:03All right.
00:12:04Everyone start sprints.
00:12:10Lars, you're the best player on this team.
00:12:12You can't just run off like that.
00:12:14You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:18Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:22Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:23You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:12:27You sure about that?
00:12:29Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born, but if you were any good,
00:12:32you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:34Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:12:37And I'm not going to let that happen.
00:12:39We will win.
00:12:41It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:47I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:50I can't lose him forever.
00:12:53Son, wait.
00:12:58Okay, I'm sorry.
00:12:59Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:02Who did you steal this from?
00:13:06I didn't steal anything.
00:13:09I mean, so you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:13Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:13:16Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:13:19I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:21How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:13:25It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:27You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:30The Lightning have been terrible ever since the Sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:36Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:13:38Well, she'd make it look like an accident.
00:13:40The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:46And you're no Sniper.
00:13:47So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:50You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:53Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:13:56Don't talk to my son like that.
00:13:59So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:02Ah.
00:14:03I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:07Hey, don't you worry.
00:14:08Once your greasy dad here runs your team straight to the ground, I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:22You should teach your boys some manners.
00:14:24The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:27So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:30I'll let the score speak for it, so.
00:14:40I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:43I need to look the part.
00:14:51The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:14:54But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis, they're in the playoffs, going head-to-head with one
00:14:59of the league's top franchises.
00:15:01Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:04Is it true they recruited him from a fast-food drive-thru?
00:15:25Is that the burger guy?
00:15:26No.
00:15:27It can't be.
00:15:28They call him Coach Combo Meal.
00:15:31There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:15:35Everybody expects us to fail tonight, but if we focus, stick to the game plan, we can prove them both
00:15:40wrong.
00:15:41It's your show, Coach.
00:15:42Good luck.
00:15:43Only if we played two, this team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:48Time to break the curse.
00:15:50All in, Team Lightning.
00:15:58Don't let him fool you guys.
00:16:00Combo Meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:05Let's win this.
00:16:06Lightning on three.
00:16:07One, two, three.
00:16:08Lightning!
00:16:09Lightning!
00:16:10Lightning!
00:16:15Remember this face.
00:16:16I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:36The ball movement, boys.
00:16:44Take it, baby.
00:16:48The shot!
00:16:50Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:16:53It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:16:56Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:16:59Mars Davis' father?
00:17:01Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:04These losers are humiliating you!
00:17:08Let's go, boys!
00:17:10Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:16Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:18Wait, oh, it's...
00:17:20Oh!
00:17:27What do you want to do?
00:17:29What do you want to do?
00:17:40Where's the foul, ref?
00:17:42Come on!
00:17:43Foul!
00:17:44Come on, man!
00:17:45Where's the foul, ref?
00:17:50They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:17:53Watch out, man.
00:17:57Foul, ref!
00:17:57Come on!
00:18:04Come on, man!
00:18:08Foul, ref!
00:18:09Foul, ref!
00:18:10They're scared.
00:18:11Don't back down.
00:18:13Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:20Stitches on Mars!
00:18:27Focus up, behind the line.
00:18:34Ah!
00:18:35Get it!
00:18:52You blind, ref?
00:18:55Red, number 15, foul.
00:18:57Oh!
00:19:01I can't go down.
00:19:02Not like this.
00:19:03You're okay, stay up.
00:19:05This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:19:07Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery, there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:19:12I told you they would dominate this team of washed-up losers.
00:19:22We're all out of subs.
00:19:23You're a last chance to win this.
00:19:25We have to forfeit.
00:19:29Wait.
00:19:31You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:19:34I already drew up a player contract, just in case.
00:19:37Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:19:41You want me to play?
00:19:42You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:19:45And between you and me, I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:19:51You can save us.
00:19:52You'll win it all.
00:19:56There's no way that this out-of-shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight-point
00:20:01deficit in 15 seconds.
00:20:03It's impossible.
00:20:04Go out there, coach.
00:20:06And I'll knock you down so hard, you know you'd back up.
00:20:11If we lose, it's all over.
00:20:14The team.
00:20:15My career.
00:20:25If everyone finds out who I am, I put my son in danger, too.
00:20:30I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court.
00:20:34I knew you were just a useless deadbeat.
00:20:36All you ever do is quit.
00:20:39I can't lose my son again.
00:20:43Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe! Morphe!
00:20:48I guess Team Night Lightning has no choice.
00:20:53Wait.
00:20:55Give me a jersey.
00:20:57I'll play.
00:20:59Can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face.
00:21:03Wait a minute.
00:21:04Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:07Is he gonna play?
00:21:10The coach is warming up now.
00:21:15I'm back.
00:21:19The sniper finally shoots again.
00:21:22Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:21:24He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:21:27Unless he's got the skills to match, the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:21:31They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:21:34There's no way he can pull this off.
00:21:38You know, when you lose, it'll actually be nice.
00:21:40I'll come by the restaurant.
00:21:41You can both put the fries in my bag.
00:21:44That old guy's not making it through our defense.
00:21:48What is he doing?
00:21:50He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:21:53What the hell's he doing?
00:21:55That loser's blowing the game.
00:21:57What are you, drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:00Is he trying to score?
00:22:01That's impossible.
00:22:03Nobody could score from the backcourt.
00:22:20No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:24Who is this guy?
00:22:51What the hell?
00:22:52How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:22:56No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:59Who is this guy?
00:23:00That's a record-breaking shot.
00:23:02I haven't seen Sal like that in 20 years.
00:23:05The lightning's still down by five with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:23:09Back it up, geezer.
00:23:10Try that again, you're going to throw out your back.
00:23:12You still need a miracle to win.
00:23:15Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:17We might have a chance.
00:23:19Give us on over.
00:23:19Full court press.
00:23:20Got it.
00:23:24Give it up, old man.
00:23:25It's too late.
00:23:26You sure about that?
00:23:27When we win, I'm going to need you to apologize to my son for your foul play.
00:23:31When you lose, you and your joke of a son are going to leave this league, and you can go
00:23:36back to what you're actually good at.
00:23:38Flipping burgers.
00:23:39You're on.
00:23:47How are you supposed to win?
00:23:48You can't hold on to the ball.
00:23:49This old man is too good.
00:23:54For God's sake, someone stop him!
00:23:57Seven seconds on the clock, and only one basket away from tying the game.
00:24:01If Coach can pull off this shot, he'll go down in league history.
00:24:09Run down the clock!
00:24:24Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:26With three seconds left, the game is tied.
00:24:28One more basket, and Coach Combo makes history.
00:24:33There's only three seconds left.
00:24:34Can you really do this?
00:24:38Lightning on three.
00:24:41One, two, three.
00:24:43Lightning!
00:24:45This one's for you, son.
00:24:53This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs.
00:24:58And now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age.
00:25:02He came out of nowhere, but he looks so familiar.
00:25:10He'll all be worth it, when you win, and Murray gets us paid.
00:25:32Let's go.
00:25:33Whatever it takes.
00:25:34You said that your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray.
00:25:39How did he get past you?
00:25:42I don't know.
00:25:44Scoring in three seconds, it's impossible.
00:25:48If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:25:51Then triple fucking team him!
00:25:54Triple team won't work on me.
00:26:11Oh my God, he has the ball.
00:26:16That's a foul!
00:26:30See?
00:26:31I told you we'd choke.
00:26:32I don't choke.
00:26:33Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:26:36Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:26:38It's the kill shot!
00:26:44I don't choke.
00:26:45Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:26:47Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:26:50It's the kill shot!
00:27:15Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:27:22Could it be the sniper?
00:27:25The missing god of ball?
00:27:35That was the sniper's signature move!
00:27:39No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court!
00:27:44Holy sonnet!
00:27:46Coach Carmobile and the Lightning go to the finals!
00:27:49Oh my God!
00:27:53This man just made history.
00:27:58That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:28:02Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Resch.
00:28:05Coach, you're retiring?
00:28:08I just needed to find my successor.
00:28:13When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-through getups,
00:28:17I had no idea you were the legend.
00:28:19All of our success, thanks to you.
00:28:22I only played 15 seconds this season.
00:28:24You all won this game.
00:28:26This guy right here, Mars, 59 points!
00:28:33My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:28:37Good game, guys.
00:28:39We'll take that apology now.
00:28:40I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:28:45You got the win.
00:28:47All for you, son.
00:28:49But you learn to play like that.
00:28:50It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:28:53I thought the same thing.
00:28:55Your styles are almost identical.
00:29:00Are you him?
00:29:04Are you him?
00:29:09Sniper died a long time ago.
00:29:22How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:24Sniper died a long time ago.
00:29:25Did he really be the sniper?
00:29:27No way.
00:29:28The sniper left the league decades ago.
00:29:31And he's never coming back.
00:29:33Well, she'd make it look like an accident.
00:29:35Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:29:39I made sure of that myself.
00:29:44Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:29:50your career in the league is over.
00:29:53You want to threaten me?
00:29:56I'm a champion.
00:29:58The league's best coach.
00:30:03Then prove it.
00:30:05Get the finals win or clean out your office.
00:30:11What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:30:14You got lucky.
00:30:16Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:30:20aren't going to beat the scorpion.
00:30:22We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:30:26I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:30:32I'm scared.
00:30:35My god, he did it.
00:30:37No one's pulled off a win like that since the sniper.
00:30:40Could it be?
00:30:41No.
00:30:42That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago.
00:30:45Congratulations, Dean Lighting Day!
00:30:54Front and center, coach.
00:30:55We wouldn't be here without you.
00:30:57Max, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:31:04That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:31:08But coach, you're the head coach.
00:31:10I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:31:13I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:31:16What do you say?
00:31:19I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:31:23What do you think, Morris?
00:31:24Do you mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:28What do you think, Morris?
00:31:29Do you mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:32You hope to win us one big playoff game combo meal, but if you can get us that trophy, then
00:31:38maybe I'll call you coach.
00:31:39After my wife was murdered, I thought it was done with basketball forever.
00:31:43I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:31:46Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:31:52I am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:32:11All right, everyone.
00:32:13Lightning on three.
00:32:14One, two, three.
00:32:17Not so fast.
00:32:24He assaulted my player, challenging the call.
00:32:31Assaulted?
00:32:32You need to get your eyes checked.
00:32:33You elbowed him in the chest, and he collapsed.
00:32:36I should have been a flagrant foul.
00:32:37It's a fair play.
00:32:38I had nothing to do with this.
00:32:39Bullshit!
00:32:40You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:32:43So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping,
00:32:47you pushed him.
00:32:49You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career, you bitter old fuck.
00:32:57You just want no real talent when you see it.
00:33:00Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:33:04You are a washed-up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:33:08This team earned their position here.
00:33:11It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:33:13We should be playing in the finals game.
00:33:16You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:33:19My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:33:23Not a chance.
00:33:24What would you expect from a washed-up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:33:30The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:33:35Hey, that's head coach.
00:33:38Maybe that was a mistake.
00:33:42I mean, clearly, he's not here for the team.
00:33:45He's just here for himself.
00:33:47I mean, you took my spot in the game, what, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:33:51You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:33:53How can any of us trust you?
00:33:55My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad.
00:34:00Your son's right.
00:34:01I collapsed on court.
00:34:03He's an addict.
00:34:04Feels like he drugged me.
00:34:06You all saw the play.
00:34:07He didn't touch you.
00:34:08I've seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:34:11You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:34:13That's fine.
00:34:14But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:34:22Congrats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:34:25What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:34:27You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-through.
00:34:31You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:34:34Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:34:37Marcel made me promise to keep his true identity a secret.
00:34:40Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:34:42Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:34:44Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:34:49If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:34:53Hold on, let's squish.
00:34:57We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:35:00I want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:35:03final
00:35:03fair and square.
00:35:05Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:35:07Let's go.
00:35:11And I don't play dirty.
00:35:12For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:35:17Don't be so naive.
00:35:19Addicts are pathological liars.
00:35:21Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:35:22I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:35:25Coach would never betray us like that.
00:35:28But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:35:33Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:34I don't know.
00:35:35He's got mad skills.
00:35:38Has he been high this whole time?
00:35:42Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:35:47Stop.
00:35:56This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:36:00We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:36:02It was fair.
00:36:03So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens that you actually know ball?
00:36:12What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call fair play?
00:36:16Don't take the bait.
00:36:17Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:36:19Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:36:21Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:36:27Congratulations, Coach.
00:36:30That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:36:46The Lightning won fair and square.
00:36:48Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:36:51Who the hell are you?
00:36:55Who the hell are you?
00:36:57That's the Lightning GM.
00:36:58He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:03Isn't that right?
00:37:05You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:37:11What's this?
00:37:12Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:37:14Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:37:23I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:37:27I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:37:30Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:37:33You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:37:37I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:37:41You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:37:46You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:37:51Boss, are you okay?
00:37:53Boss?
00:37:56Allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:38:08Roderick Gould?
00:38:09Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding.
00:38:12Mr. Commissioner, I'm sorry. I have a concussion.
00:38:15You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:38:18Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:38:23You're blacklisted from the league.
00:38:25Mr. Gould, please look.
00:38:26Look, basketball. It's my life.
00:38:29Please, I will do anything.
00:38:30Save it.
00:38:31Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:38:34Go.
00:38:42I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:38:44I don't blame you.
00:38:47I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:38:49How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:38:52His face is so familiar.
00:38:54Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league.
00:38:59Especially not by an assistant coach.
00:39:01You mean head coach.
00:39:05Congratulations. You're going to the finals.
00:39:12You're going to the finals.
00:39:19You deserve it, son.
00:39:24Wrong.
00:39:24You saved the team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:39:28I couldn't have done it without our star point guard.
00:39:35It means a lot.
00:39:39Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:39:43Yeah?
00:39:44Thank you so much, sir. I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:39:49He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:39:51Would he believe me now?
00:39:53Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:39:55Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:39:59Did you train with him or something?
00:40:04I got to meet the press, but I'll see you all at the finals.
00:40:18It's a history-making day here at the league finals with the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions.
00:40:24Yes. Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Mars Davis and their wild card coach, anything could happen.
00:40:31The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king Cole Duncan.
00:40:37It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:40:40Where the hell is Mars?
00:40:42We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:40:44And the Scorpions, they body every single team they play.
00:40:48We need our star point guard.
00:40:51Have we heard from him yet?
00:40:56You got this team to the final, but if Mars is MIA, they can be humiliated on that court.
00:41:04The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:41:07We won't let them win.
00:41:09You sure about that?
00:41:13You and your jacked up team of Amateurs, no match for us.
00:41:17All right, the only hope you have is Mars, but uh, where's he at?
00:41:24Does he know the game starts him now?
00:41:26Hope he turns up. Otherwise, we may as well forfeit.
00:41:40Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:41:42You're gonna come alone and you'll tell no one.
00:41:45Otherwise, you're never gonna see your son again.
00:41:51Take care of our son.
00:41:55I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:41:59Game starts in an hour.
00:42:00You can't leave now.
00:42:01Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop.
00:42:03You figure it out.
00:42:03I have to find him.
00:42:05Let him go.
00:42:06It's his son.
00:42:10He'll come back.
00:42:23Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:42:25What the fuck, man?
00:42:27Let me go.
00:42:28Well, I can't do that.
00:42:30You're my leverage in this deal.
00:42:32Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:42:35I want to see if he's gonna pick you or his basketball career.
00:42:38What do you think?
00:42:44What do you think?
00:42:46What do you think?
00:42:47You actually showed up.
00:42:49You picked your son over your own career?
00:42:52Father of the year.
00:42:54Tyler, your problems are with me, not my cell.
00:42:56You're damn right they are.
00:42:58I was born to be a winner.
00:43:01A winner!
00:43:02They have money, and power, and respect.
00:43:06I didn't claw my way to the finals
00:43:08just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week
00:43:12steal it from me.
00:43:13Cut him loose, and we can talk about this.
00:43:19You want to talk?
00:43:20There is nothing to talk about.
00:43:21A little stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:43:25And it almost exposed a very delicate operation.
00:43:30So you're going to throw the game today.
00:43:32I'm going to be champion.
00:43:34Or what?
00:43:35So glad you asked.
00:43:39Or your son is going to suffer!
00:43:45Fine, we'll throw the game.
00:43:48What?
00:43:50Let me just untie him.
00:43:52You think I'm stupid?
00:43:54I'm just going to take your word?
00:43:56No.
00:43:57No, I had my lawyers draft up.
00:43:59A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:44:03Says, I, the head coach of the Lightning,
00:44:06admit to illegally rigging games for profit,
00:44:09including the 2026 finals.
00:44:12Yadda, yadda, yadda, blah, blah, blah.
00:44:15Sign this, throw the game,
00:44:17and no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:44:20This motherfucker's scared shitless!
00:44:23Don't sign anything!
00:44:32Your son has no manners.
00:44:36I guess that's what he gets
00:44:37when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:44:41Now you're going to sign the contract,
00:44:43or I'm going to break his legs.
00:44:44Don't fucking touch him!
00:44:47Alright, you have five seconds.
00:44:50Or I'm going to break him.
00:44:52He's bluffing, don't listen to him!
00:44:54Five,
00:44:56four,
00:44:57don't!
00:44:58three,
00:44:58beginnest like this!
00:44:59two,
00:45:01one!
00:45:05ah!
00:45:07five,
00:45:09four,
00:45:10don't!
00:45:11three,
00:45:12beginnest like this!
00:45:13two,
00:45:15one!
00:45:18ah!
00:45:20I'm starting a fucking contract!
00:45:27That's a good choice.
00:45:29I mean,
00:45:29you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:45:32You saved your son's legs.
00:45:35And murdered his career.
00:45:37But like I said,
00:45:39father of the year.
00:45:41Now,
00:45:42while I have you here,
00:45:43one more thing.
00:45:44I'm just going to need you to
00:45:45admit to what you just did.
00:45:47I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:45:49I'm not going to confess
00:45:50to rigging games for profit.
00:45:51I signed the contract.
00:45:53That was the agreement.
00:45:54I'll splice something together.
00:45:56It's fine.
00:45:57This is blackmail.
00:45:59You won't get away with it.
00:46:03Watch me.
00:46:06Let's go, boys.
00:46:19Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:46:22What did you want me to do?
00:46:23Let him break your legs?
00:46:24You'd never play ball again.
00:46:26No!
00:46:27I wanted you to fight for me!
00:46:29Our team!
00:46:30You bent the knee and gave up
00:46:32when it got hard.
00:46:33Just like you always do.
00:46:34I gave up my career
00:46:36for you!
00:46:37Don't you get it?
00:46:39If you go down,
00:46:40I go down with you!
00:46:42I knew I should have
00:46:43sent your ass packing
00:46:44when I had the chance.
00:46:47I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:46:50Mars.
00:46:53Mars is right.
00:46:54If those bastards
00:46:55take the championship,
00:46:57then everything he worked for
00:46:58goes up in flames.
00:47:00The last time I won the finals,
00:47:02I lost everything.
00:47:20But I won't let that happen
00:47:21to my son.
00:47:22I won't let them win.
00:47:24But I can make them think
00:47:25that they're going to.
00:47:29Marcel, thank God.
00:47:30Are you and Mars?
00:47:31No, we're fine.
00:47:32I need a favor.
00:47:32We're on the street.
00:47:34It's Coach Murray.
00:47:35It's rigging games for profit.
00:47:39Welcome back to the
00:47:402026 UBA Finals.
00:47:45Tonight, we have the
00:47:47lightning playing
00:47:47against the Scorpions.
00:47:51This is the biggest rival
00:47:53in UBA history.
00:48:13The lightning and the Scorpion
00:48:15haven't met in the finals
00:48:16since 2006.
00:48:18Tyler Murray himself
00:48:19played in that game,
00:48:20but he fell to the Sniper.
00:48:30Wait a minute.
00:48:31Coach Combo Meal is here?
00:48:37Coach Combo Meal is back on the court.
00:48:40You'd never know he was
00:48:42slinging burgers three months ago.
00:48:43I bet he couldn't pass up
00:48:45the chance to join his son
00:48:46Mars on the court.
00:48:47They'll go down in history
00:48:49as the first father-son duo
00:48:50to play together
00:48:51in a finals game.
00:48:53You showed up.
00:48:54You're just putting yourself
00:48:55in the game
00:48:56to make sure we lose.
00:48:57Actually, I'm pretty surprised
00:48:59you suited up.
00:49:00Because you and I
00:49:00both know how this ends.
00:49:03That's what he thinks.
00:49:05What can I say?
00:49:06I couldn't resist
00:49:07one more shot on the court.
00:49:08Yeah, of course he couldn't.
00:49:11This team's already imploding.
00:49:14Getting this championship trophy
00:49:15will be a walk in the park.
00:49:17Well, gentlemen,
00:49:18I'd say good luck,
00:49:19but I just don't care.
00:49:22Scorpions, let's go.
00:49:29I'm on your side.
00:49:32Don't hold back out there.
00:49:37Don't hold back out there.
00:49:43I'm done listening to you.
00:49:57Son, right here.
00:49:58Mars!
00:50:09Guess we're not as good as your dad.
00:50:16God!
00:50:34Fool Duncan is on fire.
00:50:37The scorpions are dominating.
00:50:40The lightning better step it up.
00:50:41Fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:50:50Dude, what are you doing?
00:50:52Bro, why are you playing
00:50:53like you're alone?
00:50:55Just get back on defense.
00:51:11I have time.
00:51:18Half time right now,
00:51:19the lightning's down by 12 points.
00:51:21Will they make a comeback
00:51:22in the next half?
00:51:24This is embarrassing.
00:51:27I can't believe I have to throw
00:51:28the biggest game of my career.
00:51:30I'm supposed to be the leader,
00:51:32but I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:51:34If no one else can step up,
00:51:36then we're doomed.
00:51:42Guys, this game is not over.
00:51:43We just need to reset, play as a team,
00:51:45and we can still win this.
00:51:47You're such a hypocrite.
00:51:49You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:51:51You're not passing the ball, bro.
00:51:53If we lose, it's your fault.
00:51:56That's what you think, huh?
00:51:58All this?
00:51:59It's all his fault.
00:52:03It's all his fault.
00:52:04Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:52:06because you refused to let it go.
00:52:08How is this his fault?
00:52:10You're fucking selfish.
00:52:11Selfish?
00:52:12Get the fuck off.
00:52:14Enough!
00:52:17It's the finals.
00:52:18If you want to embarrass yourself,
00:52:20go home.
00:52:21You go home.
00:52:23Everyone out.
00:52:31Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract?
00:52:34You fucked us.
00:52:35The contract is bullshit, Morris.
00:52:37I'm stringing them along.
00:52:38Robin is handling it.
00:52:40They're not going to win this.
00:52:42You're lying.
00:52:42You think I put this jersey on
00:52:44to fuck up your game?
00:52:45I'm here to make sure
00:52:46that nothing and no one
00:52:47gets in your way.
00:52:48Bullshit.
00:52:49They'll just let me down again.
00:52:51Morris, listen to me.
00:52:53When your mother was killed,
00:52:54I swore off basketball
00:52:56and I was lost.
00:52:58But now I'm back.
00:52:59But I'm not back for me.
00:53:01I'm back for you.
00:53:03Now let's go out on that court
00:53:04together
00:53:05and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:53:10Welcome back from halftime.
00:53:12The Scorpions are dominating the game
00:53:15in the first half.
00:53:16Morris.
00:53:19God damn it!
00:53:22God.
00:53:25That's your star player?
00:53:28When you lose tonight,
00:53:30the lightning will be gone for good.
00:53:32I'll draft him
00:53:33just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:53:36Mars is a goat in the making.
00:53:38He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:53:40Come on, boys.
00:53:41Let's go lightning!
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Spirit.
00:53:48Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought.
00:53:53Dude!
00:53:54What the fuck?
00:53:56Don't sneak him out of the game.
00:53:57He's trying to lose.
00:54:05We can still win this.
00:54:06But you have to trust me.
00:54:08If we play together,
00:54:09they can't beat us.
00:54:11Mars, you've got everything you need
00:54:12right here.
00:54:14Let's go out there
00:54:15and win this
00:54:15for the team.
00:54:21For the team.
00:54:32Go! Go!
00:54:33What's up?
00:55:04Mars Davis just executed
00:55:06the Sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:55:11It's the end of the third quarter.
00:55:13Lightning is only down
00:55:15by two points now.
00:55:17Could my dad be him?
00:55:18The Sniper.
00:55:20So these assholes want to die.
00:55:27You will lose this game
00:55:28or you and your son
00:55:29will commit career suicide.
00:55:31I'm not scared of you.
00:55:34Move!
00:55:36It's the beginning
00:55:37of the fourth quarter.
00:55:38The Lightning are down by two.
00:55:40Will they make their comeback?
00:55:43Yep, yep.
00:55:48Coach, you're a legend.
00:55:51If you want something
00:55:52done right,
00:55:53you have to do it yourself.
00:56:20What a comeback!
00:56:22With father and son working as a team,
00:56:24they might have a chance.
00:56:26The Lightning are up by one.
00:56:28Can they keep the comeback?
00:56:31Whoa, hold on.
00:56:32Is that Tyler Murray?
00:56:36Is this 2006?
00:56:38All we're missing
00:56:39is the god of ball himself.
00:56:46If you're not going to lose,
00:56:48I'll just have to be too fair and square.
00:56:50The performance-enhancing drug I developed
00:56:52doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:56:54Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:56:56Show me what you got.
00:56:57Coach,
00:56:58be prepared to lose.
00:56:59It's been at least a decade
00:57:01since Tyler Murray
00:57:02played in a professional game.
00:57:04Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:06Shovel up, boys!
00:57:08We're not leaving here
00:57:08without a trophy.
00:57:09Full-told press!
00:57:10Let's go, Lightning!
00:57:12You know,
00:57:13Mars could be the GOAT
00:57:14if you train with a better coach.
00:57:15Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:16You can't control him.
00:57:18But I can.
00:57:27That's a foul, ref!
00:57:30You okay?
00:57:31When did he get so good?
00:57:34Here, come on.
00:57:36They're neck and neck.
00:57:38Only two minutes left.
00:57:40Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:57:53Go, go, go!
00:57:55Come on, come on.
00:57:56We have to win.
00:57:56These losers can't beat us!
00:57:59We win at any cost.
00:58:00You get him!
00:58:04Where are you gonna go now, dipshit?
00:58:07What?
00:58:44Nobody's pulled that off
00:58:45since the guy who invented it.
00:58:49Game over.
00:58:50Unbelievable!
00:58:52What a comeback play
00:58:53from the Lightning!
00:58:54They just won the 2006
00:58:56QBA Championship!
00:58:58Yeah!
00:59:08Yes!
00:59:12Yes!
00:59:13Yes!
00:59:15You did it!
00:59:16We did it.
00:59:18You're gonna regret this.
00:59:19You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:21I don't think so, coach.
00:59:23I know exactly what I've done.
00:59:24I know what you've done, too.
00:59:27This is far from over.
00:59:29Let's go.
00:59:34Yeah, boys!
00:59:42I knew you'd pull it off, man!
00:59:44I knew you'd pull it off, man!
00:59:45No one's gonna sell a winning team.
00:59:47Congratulations.
00:59:50If anybody was gonna save the Lightning from extinction,
00:59:53I knew it was gonna be you, Mars.
00:59:55It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:00Congratulations, coach.
01:00:02Don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:00:07And, uh...
01:00:08I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:15Where'd you get this?
01:00:17Is my dad really the sniper?
01:00:29Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy
01:00:33and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:00:35Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:00:39Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:00:42These finals have showcased the battle for greatness
01:00:45with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:00:49But one incredible team prevailed.
01:00:52Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:00:54You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:03We're not done yet for MVP.
01:01:06This rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:10Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:13Yeah!
01:01:16Yeah!
01:01:22Quick reflexes, coach.
01:01:24I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:01:26Maybe I'll show you some stuff.
01:01:30Oh, my God.
01:01:43Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:01:51If it isn't obvious,
01:01:53I like you, Marcel.
01:01:56You sure that's not the champagne talking?
01:01:59Why don't you come find out?
01:02:10Close your eyes.
01:02:34You sure that's not the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:40the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about the champagne talking about
01:02:41You can open your eyes now.
01:02:47Damn.
01:02:59I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:06Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:21You've got potential, rookie.
01:03:23Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:03:38Wrong time, bro.
01:03:40You better get a new suit.
01:03:41You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:03:46Murray, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:03:48I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:03:51Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:03:56I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law, too.
01:03:59They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:03Fine.
01:04:04I'll make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:07And Cole, too.
01:04:09You sure about that?
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:13I got a plan.
01:04:21You look happy.
01:04:25And it's about to get even better.
01:04:28I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame gala tomorrow night.
01:04:34Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:04:37She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:04:41I'd love to.
01:04:42I do not feel a few moments, too.
01:04:52Gentlemen.
01:04:53Yes.
01:04:58Well, well, well.
01:05:01What do we have here?
01:05:07silver VIP tickets to the basketball Hall of Fame ceremony these clowns have no idea what
01:05:15the sniper has planned for them now correct me if I'm wrong commissioner but the silver tickets
01:05:21they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees correct there is something that ranks higher
01:05:27and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee but between you and me
01:05:35we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of well you know what I'm just really
01:05:40happy you finally came to your senses recognize me as the UBA's true goat Cole it's time to start
01:05:48working on my speech and once I get on stage I'll expose coach combo meal for the game-rigging
01:05:56alcoholic he really is and glory will be mine
01:06:10yeah I see you and Robin what's the matter she asked me to be her date to the Hall of
01:06:19Fame soon
01:06:23damn I only give out 20 of these but you won't be needing that because I got this
01:06:35there's only one of them
01:06:52I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before
01:06:57and no one knows who's actually been inducted whoever it is he's a huge deal my husband is on the
01:07:04board of
01:07:04directors and even he had to fight to get us these general admission tickets
01:07:14there's Tyler Marie the famed head coach of the Scorpions and his superstar Cole Duncan they've got
01:07:20silver VIP tickets could one of them be the inductee maybe I don't know but the true inductee will have
01:07:27a gold and silver ring engraved with his name
01:07:37cheers cheers
01:07:47how the fuck did you get in here I could ask you the same thing this man is about to
01:07:55be criminally investigated
01:07:56for rigging games for profit this season
01:08:02yeah this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here are you sure you're not the criminals criminals we are silver VIP
01:08:13ticket guests of the commissioner himself thanks to me congratulations hey there's only two of these silver VIP tickets which
01:08:24means one of us is getting inducted
01:08:26tonight are you sure about that we're the best in the fucking game you're just a pathetic nobody what do
01:08:34you know
01:08:36listen you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league but now it's time to go
01:08:42back to flipping burgers for minimum wage because you have no right to be here
01:08:50actually
01:08:52I do
01:08:59wow a bronze VIP ticket not as exclusive as silver but he must be someone important
01:09:08I'm sorry did you forge a ticket just to crash the event
01:09:13security
01:09:16this criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here
01:09:19take a look
01:09:20judge for yourself
01:09:29this ticket's legit
01:09:34I told you Robin invited me as her
01:09:37ah
01:09:39yeah I've seen you oogling over the league CFO Robin Sharp
01:09:43what did you seducer with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket
01:09:46not cool girl
01:09:47Marcel are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace
01:09:50you are pitiful
01:09:52just riding everyone's coattails around you hmm
01:09:55it's quite despicable
01:10:00no
01:10:01you're despicable
01:10:11Tyler Murray
01:10:13how dare you question my dates right to be here
01:10:16a date
01:10:19oh no don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive
01:10:23I find him incredibly sexy
01:10:26can't keep my hands off him
01:10:29oh
01:10:32you know you could have had a real man
01:10:33with real money real power
01:10:35instead you chose a washed up nobody
01:10:38the team lightning found working at a drive-thru
01:10:41it can make sense coach
01:10:43wow
01:10:43you must have a really big
01:10:48actually what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:10:50couldn't find a date for the event
01:10:52so she paid this broke ass loser
01:10:55so she wouldn't feel so lonely
01:10:57so sad
01:10:58you know
01:10:59the basketball hall of fame induction is a high profile event
01:11:04it's no place for a lowly escort
01:11:11don't touch her again
01:11:15coach
01:11:15coach won the final
01:11:17which you
01:11:18lost
01:11:20he's a total catch
01:11:21oh my god
01:11:22how can the CFO
01:11:23be so stupid
01:11:24he was working at a drive-thru three months ago
01:11:26oh you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:11:29and you see this greasy old man
01:11:31you're gonna give him your number
01:11:33oh he has you fooled too doesn't he
01:11:35I bet you didn't even think to ask
01:11:38how does a bum like this working at drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:11:42get a job as a coach in the league
01:11:44he's here now
01:11:45that's irrelevant
01:11:46is it?
01:11:47because the only logical explanation I can think of
01:11:49is that he has some dirt
01:11:51on the lightning jam of Mari Gibbs
01:11:53and he's using it as blackmail for the job
01:11:58how did you get the job?
01:12:02how did you get the job?
01:12:08Amori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago
01:12:12what?
01:12:13you were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:16no way
01:12:16that's when I played
01:12:18and I would remember an ugly face like yours
01:12:20so you're still lying
01:12:2220 years ago I was at the top of my game
01:12:24when my wife was murdered and I was left with my infant son
01:12:28the sniper will never steal another trophy from me again
01:12:34no way, that was his wife?
01:12:36I started drinking
01:12:38I lost myself in the grief and the guilt
01:12:41so I walked away from my son
01:12:42because I didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to happen to him
01:12:46so I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger
01:12:49that's where I ran into Amori
01:12:54what, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:12:57I bet he killed his wife
01:12:59and that's why his son got taken away
01:13:01and that's how you end up in a drive-thru
01:13:08what the fuck?
01:13:12what the fuck?
01:13:17she had nothing to do with my mom's death
01:13:22that's his son, the 2026 MVP
01:13:26Mars Davis
01:13:27he is a goat in the making
01:13:29we've had our differences
01:13:30but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death
01:13:34Grace
01:13:36I'm sorry, I should have called
01:13:39Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships
01:13:47I hate to interrupt this precious family moment
01:13:49but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife
01:13:55talk about my wife one more time
01:13:57you see?
01:13:58this man is dangerous
01:13:59alright, your disgraceful father should be in a cell
01:14:02not at the biggest basketball event of the year
01:14:05and after I'm inducted into the hall of fame
01:14:08I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again
01:14:12you can't do that
01:14:13yes, he can
01:14:18you can't do that
01:14:19yes, he can
01:14:23that's Ben Billings
01:14:24the owner of the most successful franchise in history
01:14:28the Scorpions
01:14:29I wouldn't fuck with him, they're done for
01:14:31Tyler Murray
01:14:32is one of the most powerful men in this room
01:14:35and with his silver VIP ticket
01:14:37he's probably the guest of honor himself
01:14:41when he tells you
01:14:43to jump
01:14:45I'd say
01:14:46how high?
01:14:48I don't jump off the court
01:14:50especially for small men like you
01:14:52you are ruining this prestigious event
01:14:57security!
01:15:01remove
01:15:02remove
01:15:02this
01:15:03man
01:15:04get him out of here
01:15:05fast food fraud
01:15:06ruining everything
01:15:08you're gonna regret sending me away
01:15:12who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:15:15I'm the most powerful man
01:15:17in
01:15:18this
01:15:19room
01:15:20girly
01:15:20so you better learn to respect me
01:15:23oh
01:15:28you are hilarious Benjamin
01:15:30that's Commissioner Roger Gould
01:15:32if anybody can set the record straight
01:15:34it's him
01:15:34you're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe
01:15:39if you're looking for the most powerful person in this room
01:15:41look no further than the man in front of you
01:15:45hell
01:15:48he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league
01:15:57hey
01:15:57Ronnie
01:15:58are you going senile already?
01:16:00no are you?
01:16:01you hand delivered us two VIP silver tickets
01:16:04you know what? maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement
01:16:07cause the league's going to shit under your management
01:16:11and after I get into the hall of fame
01:16:13my first order is going to be getting you removed
01:16:18you think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:16:22as long as I have a say
01:16:25you will never make it into the hall of fame
01:16:30fine
01:16:31then it's cool
01:16:32and I taught him everything he knows
01:16:35and he listens to me
01:16:36so get ready to bend the fucking knee
01:16:38yeah
01:16:39but you gotta prove you're not useless
01:16:42get this old man out of here and I might take it easy on you
01:16:44you know Cole's right
01:16:46if he was the inductee
01:16:48you would have the power to send me away
01:16:50you're alright
01:16:51I don't belong here with you
01:16:55I belong on that stage
01:16:57behind the podium
01:16:58the only person allowed up there
01:17:01is the legend who's being inducted tonight
01:17:04you are a self-righteous, self-centered prick
01:17:08you think that you're getting inducted?
01:17:10they haven't even announced who has the gold ring
01:17:14you sure about that?
01:17:25that looks like the one and only golden ring
01:17:28that means he must be the hall of fame legend
01:17:34holy shit it's you?
01:17:36okay
01:17:37now you're impersonating the inductee
01:17:40just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower
01:17:44I can believe it
01:17:45he's willing to take his kid's achievement
01:17:47and treat them like his own
01:17:50alright alright
01:17:51where'd you steal this from?
01:17:53check the name
01:17:56no it can't be
01:18:09tonight
01:18:10is both my honor
01:18:11and my privilege
01:18:13to induct
01:18:14a legend
01:18:15amongst men
01:18:16into basketball history
01:18:18please put your hands together
01:18:20and welcome into the hall of fame
01:18:25Marcel
01:18:26Sniper
01:18:27Wallace
01:18:44congratulations
01:18:44congratulations
01:18:45coach combo meals the fucking sniper
01:18:47no way
01:18:48he conned you Roddy
01:18:49just like he conned this whole league
01:18:52I have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season
01:18:58is this what you're talking about?
01:19:00i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit
01:19:03i signed that as the agreement
01:19:05you forced me into it
01:19:06meh
01:19:07good enough
01:19:07i can splice something together
01:19:09this is blackmail
01:19:10you won't get away with it
01:19:12obviously this is a setup
01:19:13he's trying to frame me
01:19:14nice try
01:19:15but Billings was apprehended earlier tonight
01:19:17and guess what
01:19:18he squealed like a pig
01:19:19that's right
01:19:20that's right Murray
01:19:20you and Billings have been rigging games
01:19:23right under the league's nose for years
01:19:25and that ends now
01:19:29this is clearly some elaborate scheme
01:19:31to keep you people distracted
01:19:33from the fact that this man
01:19:34isn't who he says he is
01:19:36i have had just about enough of you
01:19:39i can prove that Marcel was and is
01:19:55this is really you?
01:19:57i wanted to tell you sooner
01:19:58but i wanted you to have your moment
01:20:03fuck this
01:20:05my god i just killed you instead of your useless wife
01:20:08all of this would be mine
01:20:09the championships
01:20:10the glory
01:20:11you?
01:20:15you accused me
01:20:17of killing my wife
01:20:18and you know the reason she's dead?
01:20:20stay back for me
01:20:21or i will kill him for real
01:20:24you accused me
01:20:25of killing my wife
01:20:26and you know the reason she's dead?
01:20:28stay back for me
01:20:29or i will kill him for real
01:20:34no
01:20:35no one threatens my son
01:20:53enjoy prison Tyler
01:20:57enjoy prison Tyler
01:21:01Tyler Murray
01:21:02Cole Duncan
01:21:03you're under arrest
01:21:04for illegally rigging league games
01:21:06for profit
01:21:06you set me up Billingsley
01:21:08you're a cheater?
01:21:10a fucking murderer?
01:21:12i never should have hired you in the first place
01:21:15from now on
01:21:17my money's on
01:21:19tonight
01:21:20Benny gave us everything that we needed
01:21:22for an outright case against you
01:21:24and that was before you confessed to killing my wife
01:21:26it's over motherfucker
01:21:28did you promise you wouldn't say anything?
01:21:29you destroyed my career
01:21:31i'm gonna fucking kill you
01:21:33you're all gonna regret this
01:21:34i'm gonna see every single one of you in court
01:21:39that's what you did for my family
01:21:57i am blessed to be here
01:21:59to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play
01:22:07but first i would like to honor
01:22:10Regina Wallace
01:22:11a mother
01:22:13and a wife
01:22:13taken too soon
01:22:15but most of all
01:22:16i'd like to thank
01:22:17my son Morris
01:22:19you gave me the courage to take my life back
01:22:21and
01:22:22i wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your old man a second chance
01:22:25i lost my mom
01:22:27and my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life
01:22:50so you've got your holo-fame title now?
01:22:52so what do you need me for?
01:22:58you were two weeks old when your mom was killed
01:23:02i didn't know what to do
01:23:03i didn't know how to raise you by myself
01:23:06i had so much pain and i just wanted it to go away
01:23:12i needed you
01:23:15you walked away when i was just a kid
01:23:18i know
01:23:19i abandoned you
01:23:21my son
01:23:22and i lived in fear and guilt
01:23:25and i am sorry
01:23:27i want to believe him
01:23:28but after a lifetime of empty promises
01:23:31i'm scared he'll walk away again
01:23:36these are for you
01:23:40it's twenty letters
01:23:42i wrote one every year on your birthday
01:23:47i never forgot you
01:23:55thank you
01:23:59i love you
01:24:02some pardon
01:24:07i can't believe the sniper's my dad
01:24:11there's a lot of things you don't know about me
01:24:14like
01:24:15like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA
01:24:21mom would want you to be happy
01:24:24so do i i guess
01:24:33i can't believe i'm dating the sniper
01:24:43your son's lucky to have you
01:24:46i'm lucky one
01:24:49hey mars
01:24:51you want to get a burger
01:24:52you want to get a burger?
01:24:57you want to get a burger?
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