00:18Do you want me to come in?
00:19I could come up with you.
00:22No.
00:23All right.
00:25Will you meet me for breakfast?
00:28I'm supposed to get you to the boat by 10, but I could meet you for breakfast.
00:33Okay.
00:34I told you I was a flibber to jib it.
00:56Whatever goes to you, whatever goes to you, I need not, I wait and I wait.
01:11Why is my heart on the roof without you?
01:17A tiny life upon the sea.
01:24My heart is so afraid You have broken away
01:32Tell me, darling, I pray You will come to me soon
01:41What do you think?
01:45Mr. Rivett
01:46I'm sorry I was so grotesque last night
01:50You were fine
01:51I disappointed you
01:55So what did daddy hire you to do?
01:59It's kind of complicated
02:01Okay, don't tell me
02:03Thank you
02:05I bet Patricia knows
02:06Who's Patricia?
02:08She's my half-sister
02:09She's the one who's sailing you wherever you're going
02:11She is?
02:13You didn't know?
02:14No
02:16Daddy loves a secret almost as much as he loves money
02:23Can I ask you something?
02:26What?
02:27Why are you dressed like Jungle Gem?
02:30I could change
02:32You think this is inappropriate for the boat?
02:39No, it's fine
02:43We better get going
02:45I've got a guy dropping your trunks off at the marina
02:48Who may or may not have understood my travel directions
02:51Come on
02:53Andele, andele
02:58Is that it?
02:59Yeah
03:02What's the trunks, Felix?
03:04Oh, those are...
03:06Well, my name's not Felix, it's Joe
03:08I know
03:14That's your half-sister?
03:16Yeah
03:17That outfit's wearing you, Felix
03:20Why are you calling me Felix?
03:21My name is Joe
03:22I'm calling you Felix because I do what I want
03:26Hello, Angelica
03:27Hello, Patricia
03:28Do you know where Daddy is?
03:31See, we never know where our father is
03:33And we always suspect that the other one knows
03:35But it's all phone calls and telegrams, eh, Angelica?
03:38Well, you're in a rotten mood
03:42It's the sunshine
03:43Gets me down
03:45Where are you going?
03:46Can you believe it?
03:47Dad said not to tell you
03:49Goes with my theory
03:50Power makes you paranoid
03:53Well, get ready to heave, Felix
03:55My name is Joseph or Joe
04:00All right, Joe
04:01Get ready, we're leaving
04:05Wish me luck
04:06Good luck
04:09You're shaking
04:11Damn
04:26I don't know
04:29I don't know
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05:24¶¶
05:25Here you go.
05:28All right, looks delicious.
05:30We eat well aboard the Tweedledee.
05:32The Tweedledee?
05:33Yeah, it's in the boat.
05:35Oh.
05:37So, we're going to the island of Loponi Wu.
05:40I guess so.
05:42Why?
05:43You don't know?
05:44No.
05:46You ever been there before?
05:47No.
05:48All I know about Loponi Wu is that the name means
05:51a little island with a big volcano,
05:53and that the people, the Loponis, like orange soda.
05:57They like orange soda?
05:58Yeah.
05:58About 1800 years ago, a Roman galley with a crew of Jews and Druids
06:04got caught in a huge storm off Carthage.
06:06They were swept a thousand miles off course
06:09and ended up on the wrong side of the Horn of Africa.
06:12Thinking they were returning to Rome, they sailed deep into the South Pacific
06:15and finally ended up colonizing a lightly populated Polynesian island,
06:19which they named Loponi Wu.
06:22Thus was born the Waponi culture, a mixture of Polynesian, Celtic, Hebrew, and Latin influences.
06:28The Waponis are known throughout Polynesia as having a peculiar love of orange soda
06:31and no sense of direction.
06:35Why did you talk to me so snotty back on the dock?
06:41Because you work for my father, and I'm angry with my father.
06:45Why are you angry with him?
06:47Because he's never around.
06:49Well, if you're angry with him and he's never around, why are you working for him?
06:52I don't work for him. My transport of you is strictly a favor.
06:56You do favors for people you're mad at?
06:58I don't work for him.
07:01All right.
07:03He said he'd give me this vote if I took you.
07:07Wow.
07:08Well, he's got two of them.
07:11This is the Tweedle Dee. There's a Tweedle Dumb, too.
07:13Well, I guess that makes everything okay, then.
07:16Yes, it does.
07:27Is this okay for you?
07:28Oh, sure.
07:31The boys like to sleep in the hole. Dagmar sleeps on deck when the weather's good.
07:35So you pretty much have things to yourself.
07:37I'm in the little stateroom.
07:39Great.
07:45I'm sorry I was so rude on the dock.
07:47It's okay.
07:51Did you sleep with my sister?
07:56No.
07:57Actually, she's my half-sister.
08:01No, I didn't.
08:03Okay.
08:04Do you like to fish?
08:07Sure.
08:08Maybe tomorrow we can do some fishing.
08:10Okay.
08:10Okay.
08:13Uh, this is the light switch.
08:16Did Mike show you how to work the bathroom?
08:18Yeah.
08:19Good.
08:23Do you want me to turn it off while I go?
08:27Okay.
08:27Yeah.
08:33I love my sister.
08:34I know she's screwed up.
08:37I love my father, even though I never see him, and he's not so great when I do see him.
08:44I'm just very nervous about this trip.
08:46He didn't tell me anything, and you don't seem to be telling me anything.
08:49But it's more than that.
08:55I've always kept clear of my father's stuff ever since I got out on my own, and now he's pulled
09:00me back in.
09:01He knew I wanted this boat, and he used it, and he got me working for him, which I swore
09:05I would never do.
09:10I feel ashamed because I had a price.
09:17He named it, and now I know that about myself.
09:23And I could treat you like I did back out on the dock, but that would be me kicking myself
09:29for selling out, which isn't fair to you.
09:33It doesn't make me feel any better.
09:38I don't know what your situation is, but I wanted you to know what mine is.
09:43Not just to explain some rude behavior, but because we're on a little boat for a while, and I'm soul
09:53sick.
09:55And you're gonna see that.
10:01Like my sister, she's soul sick too, and if you slept with her, then I would have known something about
10:07you.
10:10But you didn't.
10:14No, you didn't.
10:15And then I believe you.
10:19I'm glad you believe me.
10:22Have you ever slept on a boat before?
10:26No.
10:26No.
10:27It really affects your dreams.
10:30I look forward to it, even though sometimes the dreams really shake me up.
10:36Okay.
10:39Good night.
10:50Hello.
10:55Hi.
11:08conversed
11:09my family doctor just what i had
11:29all i i really need
11:39good love
11:45honey please
11:47speed me tight
11:49speed me tight
11:50don't you want your baby to be alright
11:53be alright
11:54i said baby
11:57like it's for sure
11:59i got the feel
12:01yeah
12:02you got the cue
12:03everybody
12:05yeah
12:06yeah
12:06yeah
12:10all i
12:12really need
12:14good love
12:17good love
12:18all i need is love
12:20good love
12:23come on
12:25all i need is love
12:27good love
12:29good love
12:31good love
12:32good love
12:42so i'm leaving you on this island
12:44that's right
12:45how long
12:47for the rest of my life
12:48i can't imagine that
12:51are you used to this
12:53what
12:54the ocean
12:56the stars
12:57oh
13:00you never get used
13:01to it
13:02why do you think i want this boat
13:04all i want to do is sail away
13:07where would you go
13:10away from the things of man
13:19do you believe in god
13:21i believe in myself
13:25what does that mean
13:27i have confidence in myself
13:31and i've been doing some soul searching lately been asking myself some pretty tough questions you know what i found
13:36out
13:39i have no interest in myself
13:41i start thinking about myself
13:43i get bored out of my mind
13:47well what does interest you
13:49i don't know
13:51courage
13:52courage interests me
13:54so you're gonna spend the rest of your life on a tiny island in the south pacific
13:58well until now i've lived on a tiny island called staten island
14:04commuted to this job
14:06shut up room
14:07pumped in air
14:07no sunshine
14:09despicable people
14:10and now that i have some distance from that situation
14:13i find that unbelievable
14:16your life seems unbelievable
14:18to me all of this like life seems
14:23unbelievable
14:23to me
14:27my father says that almost the whole world is asleep
14:30everybody you know
14:31everybody you see
14:32everybody you talk to
14:33he says that only a few people are awake
14:36and they live in a state of constant total amazement
14:48i have less than six months to live
14:51the four ponies believe they need a human sacrifice
14:53their island is gonna sink into the ocean
14:55they have this mineral your father wants
14:56so he hired me to leap into their volcano
15:01what
15:02you're not gonna make me say that again are you
15:04no
15:07well
15:09aren't you gonna say anything
15:15what
15:15i don't know what to say
15:17you tell me you're dying
15:17you tell me you're jumping into a volcano
15:19my mind is a blank
15:21oh i can understand that
15:24is this disease catching
15:26no no no
15:32good night
15:33good night then
15:34i'll see you in the morning
15:43it's a little weird today huh
15:46there's a typhoon warning
15:48good morning
15:49good morning mr begs
15:49good morning
15:51looks like we're in for a blow
16:09can i help
16:11yeah you could tie that up
16:14feels dead doesn't it
16:17yeah it does
16:20mike
16:20yes
16:21get below start the engine
16:23tell tony to head us into the wind
16:24and keep us into the wind
16:26all right
16:26that's good
16:27there isn't any wind
16:28there will be
16:31are you worried
16:33i think we'll be all right
16:35the hatches are down the sails are down
16:37we're ahead of the game
16:41what exactly is a typhoon
16:46you know joe
16:48i think you're gonna find out
16:56hey
16:57look
17:00ah
17:01what
17:16mayday
17:17mayday
17:17mayday
17:17this is the tweedle d
17:18latitude
17:1810 degrees
17:198 minutes south
17:20longitude approximately 150 degrees
17:2218 minutes west
17:23we are in severe distress
17:25what else should i do
17:26ah
17:27don't go on that
17:28the engine
17:28just check on dagmar
17:31mayday
17:34dagmar
17:34is everything okay
17:36he looks good
17:37but i'm going to stay with you
17:40take care of the petition
17:46150 degrees
17:4718 minutes west
17:48severe distress
17:50no way is anybody getting this
17:52how dagmar
17:53she's okay
17:54the main booth doesn't look secure
17:56what
17:57looks like it's gonna bust loose
18:03what are you doing
18:04it's my boat
18:11the
18:18clove
18:22the
18:23call
18:23the
18:23the
18:26the
18:27the
18:49Are you all right?
18:51Oh, I think so.
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33:03Yeah.
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