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00:01Maradona! Maradona!
00:04Maradona!
00:06I'm sorry, it's Messi!
00:09Do you know Messi?
00:11Cast inside, Henning, that's a lovely car
00:14I'll go better, oh my word!
00:18Caravan, la gioca per Pirlo, Pirlo, Pirlo
00:21Per Grosso, la girava al sinistro
00:30So guys, David will be with us shortly
00:33Great, Gabriela, thanks
00:34Sir David
00:35Sir David, exactly, he's arriving
00:36Right, great man
00:37Monday morning at the headquarters of the 2026 Oversight team in Miami
00:42Okay, so he's here
00:43Right
00:50Yeah, er, great
00:54When you say he's here
00:55His name is here
00:56Okay
00:56Well, that's something, I guess
00:58Yes
00:58It's a big name
00:59And in the meeting room, a very special virtual meeting is nearly about to happen
01:04I am going to log out and log back in again
01:06Right
01:06Yeah, so you're sure that's actually going to help?
01:08So I'm doing it, yes?
01:09Yeah
01:09Yeah, I'm doing it
01:10Right
01:11Okay
01:11This week sees the traditional unveiling of Sir David Beckham
01:15as F***er's official ambassador and talisman for the 2026 tournament
01:19And this morning, they're about to be joined by the great man himself
01:23And his US agent manager and mouthpiece, Amy Huffman
01:27So they're here now
01:28They're coming
01:28He's here
01:31Hey guys
01:32Yes, hi
01:33Hey Gabrielle, great to see you as always
01:36Exactly, yes
01:37Good to see you too, Amy
01:38Hey David
01:39Hey Amy
01:40How are you?
01:41I'm good, yeah, I'm good
01:42Great
01:43So I believe we're not actually seeing you at the moment
01:47Oh, okay
01:48No, we're not
01:48No
01:49Do you have your camera turned on?
01:51Yeah, yeah, I think so
01:52Uh, yeah, I have
01:53Okay, um
01:55I can see you guys
01:56Okay, so
01:57Oh, uh
01:58Hello, David
02:00Yeah, really good to meet everybody
02:02Right, so
02:03Yeah, hi David, good to see you
02:04Right
02:05Oh, what, so you can't see me now?
02:07What?
02:07No
02:08No, we're still not seeing you, David
02:10No
02:10No, I'm just saying, you know, it's good to see you
02:13Yeah, what?
02:14So David, so I am gonna log out and log back in again
02:16Yeah, uh
02:17Really?
02:18Sorry guys, I'm a bit confused about what's happening now
02:20Yeah, so
02:20Hi David, welcome to our world
02:23So according to their own estimate, okay
02:26The 2026 World Cup is going to put 3.7 million tons of carbon into the atmosphere
02:33That is the equivalent of 10 major rainforests
02:36Like, we only have nine left
02:39Plus, with climate change, we know
02:41All of this shit affects women more than men, right?
02:45Always
02:45For all the reasons we know
02:47It's like, thanks guys
02:48Good job, great work
02:50And it is on all of us, right?
02:53To call this shit out
02:55What?
02:56Call this shit out
02:58Call this shit out
03:00Okay, so
03:00Okay
03:02Right now, they're at 3 million subscribers
03:04Okay, 3 million
03:05But that's growing every week
03:06Right
03:07It's like, hashtag, call this shit out, right?
03:09Right
03:10Call this shit out
03:11Like, you probably never heard of it, right?
03:13Well, you know
03:13Right, like, you probably really should
03:15Right, absolutely
03:16Meanwhile, VP Sustainability and Climate Strategy Sarah Campbell
03:21Is in the social media space
03:23Where she's been alerted to a potential thing
03:25By social media team thought leader, Madison Flynn
03:28So, Alicia Bird
03:29So, they're based here in Miami
03:30Oh, right
03:32Okay
03:32So, she's like an activist, right?
03:35I mean
03:35Okay, so it's they
03:36Okay
03:37Excuse me?
03:38Alicia's non-binary
03:39Oh, okay
03:40Right
03:40Forgive me
03:41So, they activate about
03:44Like, there's a lot of environmental stuff
03:46Right
03:46Obviously
03:47But it's pretty much anything, right?
03:48Okay
03:49It's like, there is so much shit in the world
03:51It's everywhere
03:52Like, it's literally all around us
03:54Absolutely
03:55It's like, call this shit out
03:56Like, they've totally hit a vibe here
03:58Billie Eilish has started following her
04:00Okay
04:00Reposting whatever
04:01Plus a bunch of other people
04:02Right
04:03Following them
04:04Excuse me?
04:05Billie Eilish has started following them
04:06Yeah, they've totally hit a vibe right here
04:08Right
04:09This is a thing, right?
04:10Yes
04:11It's out there
04:11Absolutely
04:12And now you know about it, right?
04:13Absolutely
04:14Yes
04:14Right
04:14So, look
04:15I don't want to speak on David's behalf here
04:17But you guys should know, right?
04:19We are so excited to be working with F***a again, Eric
04:22Exactly so
04:23Honestly, this is so great
04:25Oh, absolutely, yeah
04:26A hundred percent
04:27Sure
04:27Yeah, no, look
04:28What can I say?
04:29It's a privilege
04:30Well, you say that, David
04:31It's a privilege for us, right?
04:33Well, yes, exactly
04:34Without a doubt
04:34So, that's all good
04:35So, look
04:36It's great to see you
04:37Not literally on this occasion, sadly
04:39Back in the meeting room
04:41With the David Beckham experience
04:42Coming to a close
04:43It's time for everybody
04:45To wave at each other
04:46Like children
04:46And say goodbye
04:47Bye, bye to David
04:48Bye, bye to David
04:49Bye, guys
04:50Take care
04:52Okay, well, they're gone?
04:54Sure
04:54Good, just checking
04:54So, that seemed to go okay in the end
04:57Sure
04:57You're right
04:58What a guy, eh?
04:59Yeah, so, anyway
05:00Gabriella, if you could send the draft schedule for Thursday over to David and to Amy
05:04Okay, so I have to send that
05:05Great
05:05And to Zurich as well, Eric?
05:07Of course
05:08Zurich
05:08Just for feedback, in case they have any ahead of Thursday?
05:10Exactly
05:11Okay
05:11I mean, just as a courtesy, really, Eric
05:13Exactly so
05:15Okay, good, so
05:16What kind of feedback?
05:17So we can say the president is a man for detail, as we know
05:21Well, yes
05:22Yeah, right
05:22We know he's been thinking a lot about David, for instance
05:25Right
05:26Huh, about David?
05:28For example, yes
05:29Okay
05:29What do you mean, thinking about David?
05:31Yes
05:31We're all thinking about David
05:33Well, exactly
05:33Yes
05:34Yeah, so what does that mean, then, thinking about David?
05:36Well, exactly, what should it mean?
05:38Should it mean someone like Megan Rapinoe instead?
05:42Perhaps, for example
05:43Right, okay
05:44Well, there you go
05:46Megan Rapinoe?
05:47As I say, this is just an idea
05:48Huh
05:49Well, but hang on
05:50You're kidding
05:50Oh my God, Megan Rapinoe
05:52You're not serious?
05:53Again
05:53You mean instead of David?
05:55Dios mio
05:55Again, this is just an example
05:57Well, yes, but I mean
05:58Megan Rapinoe is not just an example
06:00What?
06:00Megan Rapinoe is a genius, right?
06:02Yeah
06:02What?
06:05Oh, I can't do crime
06:09Meanwhile, with the meeting now threatening to go on longer than originally scheduled
06:14Executive Assistant Will Humphreys is already hard at work in the kitchen
06:18in a bid to get ahead of the game with his caffeine duties
06:21You need help?
06:22Yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah
06:23So, do you like nowhere the new coffee pods are?
06:25Sure
06:27And at the same time, fellow Executive Assistant Emily Nash is on a similar mission all of her own
06:46I'm sorry, guys
06:47I'm sorry, Eric
06:48But for me, this is poor thinking
06:50We're in a great position with David
06:51Okay, so
06:52The guy's a legend on and off the pitch
06:54One of the finest dead ball kickers of all time
06:56Without question
06:57Well, let's
06:57Okay, so what we do is
06:58We game-change the optics here completely
07:00Yes?
07:01What?
07:02For fuck's sake
07:02I mean, Eric, perhaps you can talk us through Zurich's thinking here
07:05In the meeting room, it's starting to look as if the signs are suddenly pointing towards ex-American star footballer
07:11and style icon Megan Rapinoe
07:14Instead of ex-British star footballer and style icon David Beckham as official FIFA ambassador for the 2026 tournament
07:21So, of course, we love David
07:23Right
07:24How can you not?
07:25For so many of us, he has the sun. We could never quite have
07:27Yeah, exactly
07:28Well, thank you, Emily
07:30With Qatar, there was a moment in the sand
07:32And it was David, of course
07:33But what we know about sand is that it is shifting underneath us all the time, yes?
07:37Right
07:38Perhaps we are in a different moment today
07:40Si
07:40Maybe we have a new story to tell
07:42Si, exacto
07:43So, with Rapinoe, you are talking about the future, yes?
07:46Okay
07:46You're not talking about the past
07:47The future of the women's game, fine
07:49Okay
07:49Which is great, by the way
07:50Yeah, right
07:51Yes, no, of course
07:52Exactly
07:52So, the future of the women's game is the future of the men's game, yes?
07:56Exactly
07:56So
07:56Huh
07:57So, Eric
07:58Yes, hi, Will, come in
07:59So, Eric, just to be clear about this, because there's a lot to process here
08:03With global attention focused on Thursday's announcement, they're aware that there's a lot still to get right, and potentially even
08:10more to get wrong
08:11I mean, so, just to be clear, are you saying, then, Eric, thanks, Will, it was great
08:15No, that's fine, thanks
08:20Yes, no, really, that's fine, thanks
08:21Okay, cool
08:22I mean, just to clarify, Eric, exactly where we are here
08:25Sure, okay
08:26I mean, one thing we do know is we're three days away from this, so we have to be absolutely
08:30clear about what we're doing and why we're doing it
08:32Yeah, that'd be something, right?
08:34Okay, you want to know where we are here?
08:35Well
08:35I'll tell you where we are
08:36Where we are here is, this was a fucking banana race
08:39Right
08:39A banana race
08:40Right, and no one told us
08:41Okay, well
08:42Turns out, we backed a fugazi
08:44Right
08:45That's where we are
08:45Yes, right
08:46Good
08:53Will, yeah, hi, yeah
08:54I was trying to find you
08:55Yeah, I don't know
08:56With the meeting over, Ian has found Will in the kitchen
08:59I thought you might want this back
09:00Yeah, no, crap, yeah
09:02It's a bit sticky
09:02Okay
09:03I'm not sure if they're cappuccino proof, I mean, they probably are
09:06Yeah, no worries, yeah, crap
09:07Also, whilst I'm here, I just wanted to say, actually
09:10Yeah, I know, yeah
09:11No, hang on, wait
09:12I wanted to say, you don't need to apologise for yourself, generally, I mean
09:15Okay
09:16I mean
09:16Sorry
09:17Everyone knows who you are now
09:18Yeah, I know
09:18No, I'm saying that's a good thing
09:20Oh, okay
09:20You're my assistant, I mean, I don't quite know how that happened, but you are, it's official, so it's okay
09:24to act like you are
09:25Okay, cool
09:26Yeah, I mean, what are you doing in here, emptying the dishwasher, for example?
09:30Well, yeah, I don't know, it was beeping?
09:32Yes, well, anyway
09:32Also, once we're on the subject, if it's okay with you
09:35Yeah, cool, yeah
09:35No, hang on, I haven't said it yet
09:37Okay
09:37If it's okay with you, I was going to put your contact details on my page on the website and
09:41all my work social media from now on
09:43Okay
09:43It'd be good for people to have a first point of contact, then we can have a system
09:46Okay, cool
09:47Yes, but when I tried to add you, it wouldn't let me for some reason
09:49Right
09:50Just checking, you've got everything set up correctly
09:52Yeah, no, say again
09:53You know, with your oversight account and everything
10:24Yeah
10:25Right, I'm glad we got that straightened out
10:27Meanwhile, Sarah is with VP Logistics and Execution, Owen Mitchell, and VP Optics and Narrative, Gabriela De La Rosa
10:34So we've been working on this for a while now
10:36With a strategy taking shape for how to respond to activist Alicia Byrd's Call This Shit Out podcast, she's taking
10:44them through some ideas her team has come up with
10:46Okay, wooden toothbrush
10:47Right
10:48Huh
10:48Made from 100% recycled floorboards
10:51Yeah
10:51Sure, it's perfect
10:53Absolutely, right?
10:55Adios, Mio
10:56Oh, so they are really cool
10:58Oh my God
10:59Is this?
11:00Biodegradable condoms
11:01Jesus
11:02Oh my God, that's so cool
11:04So, we're looking at products that are relevant to the lives of these young men from all over the world
11:08And we give each player their own earth bag
11:10Why?
11:11And what we're saying is, you guys can make a difference
11:13Right
11:14Exactly, this is the perfect story to tell
11:16Thank you
11:16Just out of interest, did you guys ever consider biodegradable toothbrushes and wooden condoms?
11:21What?
11:22Yeah, because, you know, that really would be something, right?
11:24Okay, so that's not actually funny, no
11:26No, right
11:33Elsewhere, Ian has gone to touch base with FIFA chief coordinating attache, Eric Vandeputrens
11:39Do you happen to know how long he's going to be?
11:40So, actually, I don't
11:42Right, no
11:42Would you like a chair?
11:43No, thanks
11:51Oh my God
11:54Oh my God
11:55Like, you look amazing
11:56Oh my God
11:57Like, it's not me, it's the power of Megan, right?
11:59Totally
12:00Spread the pink
12:01Meanwhile, with news spreading that Megan Rapinoe is favorite to be the new 2026 official ambassador
12:08Social media team thought leader Madison Flynn and her team have come up with an epic idea
12:13It would be, like, millions of people posting pictures of themselves Rapinoe
12:17Right
12:17Right, like, whoever they are, whatever they're doing, wherever they are in the world, right?
12:20Oh my God, like, I would totally do that, right?
12:21Right, me too
12:22We get this out there, we drop it, with the announcement, I mean, right?
12:26Hashtag spread the pink
12:27Like, right, right, right?
12:29Yeah, right, right, like, this is huge, like, this could be way bigger than COVID, right?
12:33Yeah, right, like, I can totally see that
12:35Yeah, right, right, right
12:37Ian
12:38Yes, hi
12:38I'm sorry, have you been waiting long?
12:40Oh, well, you know
12:41Then again, we know that time will pass, whether we are waiting for it or not, yes?
12:45Yes
12:45Please
12:46Thank you, Emily
12:47Back over in the real world, meanwhile, Ian has finally made it all the way into Eric's office
12:52He's keen to clarify a few things in relation to Thursday's ambassador announcement
12:57So just to be absolutely clear about this, are you, actually, can we turn this down a bit?
13:01Yeah, here
13:02Of course
13:02It's just a bit difficult to, you know, absolutely, yes
13:05Great, thanks
13:08So just to be absolutely clear, are you saying that Zurich has actually been in contact with Megan Rapinoe about
13:14this?
13:14But, so, we can say this is a dynamic situation as we speak
13:18Right, okay, right
13:19What we know is that the president is his own man
13:22Yes, well, that's great
13:23In fact, I believe it was Yoko Ono who actually suggested the idea to him
13:27Yoko Ono?
13:28I believe so
13:28Yes, well, okay
13:30Actually, no, I am going to ask this, what was he doing with Yoko Ono?
13:33Well, so they are all friends, of course
13:36Of course, yes
13:37Truly an extraordinary woman
13:39Yes, well, anyway, but just to be clear about one thing
13:42No, of course
13:42There are a number of ways this could play out, quite a lot of them not good
13:45Well, one thing I know isn't going to happen, I'm not doing this
13:48Ah, yes
13:48I'm not telling David
13:49Yes
13:49If this is Zurich's decision, fine, that's great
13:52Completely
13:52But it's their duty to speak with him and deal with it
13:54No, completely
13:55And that needs to happen now
13:56Then we can say that is without question something that can be done
14:02Right
14:02Exactly so
14:07Well, I mean, it's lovely, obviously
14:27Well, thank you, Ian
14:29No, really, I mean, well, I mean, it's got a really nice feel
14:32I will say, so there are fancier apartments
14:35But what you want is somewhere that feels like a safe space to come back to, right?
14:39Yes, well, I mean
14:39When you come in, whatever else is happening in the world
14:42Yes, yes, no, it's great
14:43It's Wednesday morning
14:44It's Wednesday morning
14:45And in a busy week, Sarah has found time before work to show Ian around the condo she moved to
14:51with her daughter Lily two years ago when she left her then-husband after finding out some things
14:56Well, so, um, in terms of the practicalities
14:59Sure
14:59Because we haven't really talked about that
15:01Absolutely
15:02Yeah, so, I mean, what are the practicalities?
15:04Right, so I moved out already, as you know
15:07Okay
15:07It was always supposed to be temporary
15:09Right
15:10So now it's going to be sold
15:11At least, I thought it was
15:13But it turns out there are some technicalities around that, legally, which I didn't know about
15:19And which are taking some time
15:21Right
15:22I won't get into the details if that's okay with you
15:24No, of course
15:25This stuff is complicated, right?
15:27Yes
15:27But in the meantime, it's here, right?
15:30Yes
15:30Right, so
15:32So just to say from my point of view, though, it would all have to be, you know
15:36Oh my gosh
15:37You know, I absolutely wouldn't want any special
15:39Oh my gosh, that's so British
15:41Well, okay, but anyway, still
15:43So, we're both grown-ups here, right?
15:45Yes, well, I mean
15:46Neither of us planned this
15:47Yes, you mean
15:47This condo is empty
15:49Right
15:50For whatever reasons
15:51Yes
15:51There's this British guy in Miami looking for somewhere
15:54Yes
15:54Like I said, neither of us planned it this way, but sometimes
15:57Yes
15:57It's like, why would this not happen, right?
16:01Yes
16:05Okay, so this
16:06Woo!
16:07Thank you
16:07Hey, nice catch
16:08Thank you
16:09This is a genuine, bona fide, official
16:11F*** the 2026 soccer ball
16:13Okay
16:14And it could be yours, right?
16:15Yeah
16:16All you have to do is agree to get Rapino'd today
16:18Rapino'd?
16:18Right, because starting today, we are going to Rapino-fy the world
16:22Okay
16:22Rapino
16:23One person at a time
16:24Rapino
16:25And you could be number one
16:26Spread the pink
16:27In the meantime, the social media team have been out trialing their new Spread the Pink campaign
16:32In the real IRL
16:34I don't want the soccer ball
16:35Okay, cool
16:36Like, why would I
16:37Okay, it's gone
16:38Woo!
16:38Like, I get it
16:39Like, I get Megan Rapinoe, she's great
16:40Right, right, right
16:41But I kind of like my hair the way it is, you know?
16:43Right, right, right
16:43Like, it's part of who I am
16:44Right, like, I like your hair, too
16:45We love your hair
16:46Like, I like my hair, too, right?
16:48Right
16:49And I did it, right?
16:50Right
16:51Right
16:51I mean, right, right?
16:53Right
16:54Right
16:55Right
16:57Okay, so
16:59That's it?
16:59Yeah, I mean
17:00That's all we've got?
17:01Right, so this is like a tryout
17:03Right, like this was just like this super random guy, right?
17:05Totally
17:05Megan Rapinoe's here tomorrow
17:07Right
17:07Megan Rapinoe will be here
17:10Right, so this is like proof of concept, right?
17:12Proof of concept?
17:14Yeah, right, right, right
17:14There's half a million people in this city
17:16Right, so what this shows is you literally only need one guy to say yes here, right?
17:20What?
17:20One guy, literally
17:22Yeah, right, right, right
17:38Crap
17:46Will?
17:47Yeah, no, crap
17:48You okay?
17:50Well, yeah, I don't know, it won't accept my face
17:52Okay
17:52Later in the day, it's the afternoon
17:54And Will Humphreys is busy trying to activate his official oversight email account as Ian's actual assistant
18:00You set up facial recognition already, right?
18:03Well, yeah, I don't know, like it says hello face, but it won't accept it
18:05Fortunately for him, social media sentiment curator Mia So isn't far away
18:11Okay, cool
18:12You're looking right at the camera
18:14Okay
18:15Okay, so eyes open
18:17Okay, crap, yeah
18:18Okay, just analyzing your features here
18:20Okay
18:21Thanks
18:22Software
18:24Uh, yeah, no crap
18:26Okay, you're all done
18:27Okay
18:28You're accepted, you're all set
18:29Cool
18:31So there's nothing wrong with your face, right?
18:34Yeah
18:35Like whenever I have my photo taken, I always look the same
18:38Okay
18:40Okay
18:40So that's a bad thing
18:42Yeah
18:43Okay
18:44Well, yeah, I think so, yeah
18:45Right
18:46Right
18:56She has landed already, she is here
18:58Well, that's good news, excellent
18:59It's Thursday, and Ian is on his way across town
19:02She loves Spread the Pink
19:04Oh my God, she loves it
19:05Right
19:05So that turned out to be quite a good idea in the end
19:07Exactly, yes
19:08So this is my job, no?
19:09Yes, good
19:10With Gabriela stationed at the airport to meet incoming 2026 Ambassador Megan Rapinoe
19:15This is a big day for the game of soccer, for f*****, and for optics everywhere
19:19So, look
19:20Oh my God, I can see her
19:22Right
19:22She is here, I can see her pink hair
19:24Right, so I'll...
19:24Hola, Megan
19:25I'll...
19:28I'll make sure everyone's...
19:30Oh, she's gone
19:32Right, okay, good
19:37By 10 o'clock, Ian has arrived at the Craftsman Centre for Performative Culture and Arts in Brickell
19:43Eric, it's Ian, just to say I've arrived, not sure if you're here already
19:47Or whether you heard that Megan has landed, which is a relief, obviously
19:50But Jesus Christ
19:52Anyway, I'm here, so give me a call or message me, and we'll speak soon
19:56Okay, bye
19:57Will
19:58Yeah, hi, yeah
19:59So I got here early?
20:00Yes
20:01Yes, like I found out what the coffee is and they gave me your lanyard for you
20:03Great, thanks
20:04Yeah, it's for your neck
20:05Yes
20:06So, I mean, obviously this is none of my business, but I mean, what happened with the...
20:10What?
20:11Yeah, no
20:12I mean, when I said you don't need to apologise for yourself, I didn't necessarily mean dyeing your hair pink
20:16Well, yeah, I know, yeah, like it was Mia's idea
20:18Right, okay
20:19Yeah, so like how to pretend to be like this ordinary guy
20:21Ordinary?
20:22Yeah, like on the street, like for this video Spread the Pink
20:24Yes
20:25Well, it's one way of making yourself visible, I suppose
20:27Yeah
20:27I mean, not that it doesn't suit you, obviously
20:29But yeah, I dunno, yeah, that's what David said
20:30Yes, right, David who?
20:32Yeah, so David Beckham
20:33David Beckham?
20:34Yeah, I know, yeah, pretty cool
20:35He's here
20:36He's fucking here
20:37Right, okay
20:38Yeah, like I actually got some coffee for him, that's how I know where it is
20:43Thank you
20:44Thank you
20:44Thank you
20:44Yeah, so I'm with you
20:47So I'm here with Head of Sustainability and Climate Strategy for the 2026 World Cup, Sarah Campbell
20:52Absolutely
20:53Sarah, thanks for coming on the show today
20:55Absolutely
20:56It's nice to be here
20:57Great
20:57Great, so as we know the 2026 World Cup is going to be hosted by the US, Canada and Mexico
21:03and is going to be one of the biggest environmental disasters in like forever
21:07Meanwhile, VP Sustainability and Climate Strategy Sarah Campbell has gone across town to Fashionable Wynwood to appear live on activist
21:16Alicia Bird's daily podcast and take control of the narrative
21:19So you've got like 2,500 miles between Mexico City and Vancouver
21:24Yes
21:24And 2,700 miles between Boston and San Francisco
21:28Exactly
21:28Right, so you're not going to be making those journeys on a bike, right?
21:31Well, that's...
21:32No, you're going to be like 38,000 feet whatever burning fossil fuel like it's going out of style
21:36Well, but so...
21:37Which it literally is, right?
21:39Well, no, because, I mean, yes, it is, but that's the point
21:44So our logistics are unique, absolutely
21:47But that's why we have a unique opportunity to raise awareness around those issues
21:51Okay, wow
21:53Environmentally, 2026 is a once in a lifetime chance to make a difference
21:57Yeah, I think I get it now
21:58Truly
21:58Right, so the bigger of a disaster you are environmentally, the more you raise awareness of how catastrophic that is
22:05Absolutely
22:05Excuse me?
22:06I can see that working
22:07No
22:08You know what? That's actually pretty neat
22:11No
22:14Back at the Craftsman Centre, meanwhile
22:16With Megan Rapinoe and her people now arrived and in the room with David Beckham and his people at the
22:21same time
22:22It looks like they've ended up with at least one too many ambassadors and quite possibly too many people
22:28Ian
22:29Yes
22:30Welcome
22:31You remember Amy, of course
22:32Amy, yes
22:33Hi Ian
22:34Who has actually flown in from LA
22:36Really?
22:37Indeed so
22:37Well, you've got to be here for this, right?
22:39Absolutely, yes
22:40And here you are
22:41Right
22:41Yeah, so Eric, should we just have a quick catch-up on practicalities?
22:44Of course, yes
22:45Well, if you'll forgive us for a moment
22:47Sure, you guys do what you're going to do, right?
22:50In his official role as F***ing's Director of Integrity, Ian has suddenly found himself dealing with what can only be
22:56described as a situation
22:58What have you told him? What have you said to them?
23:00So, the President is in a meeting with Elton John
23:02Elton John?
23:03Apparently, he cannot be disturbed
23:05We agreed that if they wanted Megan Rapinoe, Zurich were going to have to handle David
23:08Yes
23:09We agreed that?
23:10Exactly
23:10So, what happened?
23:11So, what we can say is that what we know is that once the referee has blown his whistle, then
23:16the game has started and no one can know how it ends
23:19Okay, if it's okay with you, I'm going to ignore that because I don't know what it means
23:22Absolutely, yes, of course, yes
23:24Okay, so what happens here is what we do, we control this, yes?
23:27Right
23:27Someone has to tell David
23:28Yes
23:29Someone has to tell him
23:30Absolutely, yes
23:30Yes, I know that
23:31See, that is what I am saying, before it is too late
23:33Yes, okay, so?
23:34Well, or someone has to tell Megan, I guess
23:36What?
23:36Excuse me?
23:37Well, no, I think that's a whole other
23:38No way, right? Tell Megan
23:40Yeah
23:41No way
23:42With important people's people now starting to talk to each other in the room, Ian's job is to keep his
23:48team calm in a situation where everyone knows that that's by some margin the least sensible option
23:53This is not okay
23:54It's one or the other now, basically
23:56No, no, no, no, no
23:57I'm sorry, but for me
23:57No, no, no
23:58To be fair, it's a no-brainer
23:59No soy a stupida, okay?
24:01Yeah, what?
24:01I know what you're doing, and you're not doing it, okay?
24:03Look, this isn't helping, okay? What we've managed to establish is that someone needs to tell somebody something
24:08Exactly
24:08Yeah, exactly
24:09Any moment now
24:10Oh, they're coming
24:11Right, okay
24:12Right, here we go
24:13Yeah, embrace your impact, guys, engage your call
24:15Sorry, I have to take this
24:17Presidente, como va?
24:20Hi, guys
24:21Hey, Amy
24:21Hey, Kim
24:23Hi
24:52Yes, hi
24:53Okay, so they're really cool
24:55No way
24:56So we wanted to focus on products that are relevant to these young men, but, and also to women, obviously
25:01But also, and to other more people of really just pretty much everybody, you know, following our theme of raising
25:08awareness
25:08Right, right
25:09Hence, things like wooden condoms and biodegradable
25:12Wooden condoms?
25:13No, wait, excuse me
25:13Holy fuck
25:14No, wooden, uh, two brushes
25:16Guys, I think we just got ourselves a world first
25:18Wooden condoms, everybody
25:20Oh my god
25:22In the meantime, at the Craftsman Center, with the clock ticking down relentlessly, there have been some intense negotiations behind
25:29the scenes
25:29So cutting to the chase, we might have a solution that I think I can say everyone is happy with,
25:35if happy is the right word
25:36Perfect
25:36The new plan is for the event to become a symbolic passing of the baton from one icon to another,
25:42with David Beckham as outgoing ambassador passing an official f***er 2026 football to Megan Rapinoe as incoming ambassador
25:50The future of the game is now indifferent, equally safe, but in the end, pinker hands
25:55Okay
25:56Adios mio
25:56Okay, cool
25:57Yeah, cool, yeah
25:58Oh my god, genius
25:59I mean, luckily, one good thing about it, if Amy and Kim can sell that as an idea to their
26:03respective clients, all we need now is a football
26:05Sure, okay
26:06You know, I mean, an official f***er one, obviously
26:08Exactly, yes, cool
26:09Yes, sir
26:09Yeah, no, great
26:18Okay, okay, okay
26:19Oh, great
26:20What?
26:21No way
26:21Oh, of course
26:22Like, no way
26:23But as is often the case with the best ideas, it's all about the detail
26:28And in this case, the problem is that they haven't got the one detail they actually need
26:32I mean, there must be a sports shop somewhere near here
26:35Okay, so there's a Dix in Overtown
26:36A Dix?
26:37Right
26:37Yeah, no, there is, yeah
26:38Where's Overtown?
26:39Okay, so...
26:39Yeah, where's Overtown, yeah
26:40Yeah, no...
26:41Okay, so it's four miles away
26:42Four miles
26:42Crap
26:43Mm, 20 minutes by car
26:4420 minutes
26:45Great
26:46Yeah, no, crap
26:47I'm sorry, Will
26:48Yeah, can you just...
26:49Yeah, no, no, really, we're trying to...
26:50Yeah, no, because I've got one
26:52What?
26:52Yeah, in my bag, yeah
26:53You've got a football?
26:54Yeah, I don't know, like, they gave it to me when they did this
26:57Right
26:58There you go
26:59Oh, my God
27:00Oh, Will, that's...
27:01Okay, cool
27:02What can I say?
27:02Well, Will, that's...
27:05Now, you've got the balls, right?
27:07Yeah, no question, yeah
27:08Yeah, no worries, yeah, cool
27:10He's now indifferent, equally safe, but in the end, pinker hands
27:16So, perhaps we can say, the big moment has arrived, yes?
27:21Guys, please
27:24Yeah, there you go, good luck
27:29Finally, after being moments away from disaster all morning, it's starting to look as if it might actually be too
27:35late for that
27:52Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, willy
27:56With the event over, it's time to assess how things have landed on social media,
28:00and there's general agreement in Zurich and beyond
28:03that things have not just gone perfectly, but exactly as planned.
28:07We try, yes? We try.
28:09But football is a funny game,
28:11and it turns out that this is a day on which other things
28:14are landing on social media at the same time, and not in a good way.
28:18Wooden condoms and biodegradable. Wooden condoms?
28:21Wooden condoms and biodegradable. Wooden condoms?
28:24Right, OK.
28:25How could she have done this? Well, hang on.
28:27Like, it's literally everywhere. Exactly.
28:28Like, Nicki Minaj has just reposted it. Why not? Put the madre!
28:31OK, so, first of all, before we start blaming anyone...
28:33Exactly. I prepared her especially for this, and then she's got a non-goal.
28:36OK, so let's just... Oh, hang on.
28:40Sarah! Yes, hi.
28:41At the end of the day, it's never over until it's over,
28:44and it's one game at a time.
28:46Well, as it happens, I have, yes.
28:48I've just seen it, yes, so that's all good.
28:52Yes, so, I mean... Sarah?
28:54Sarah? Sarah, are you OK?
28:56Sarah?
28:58Sarah?
28:58Go, go, go, go, go, go
29:11You, I, I y'en'y Hills, you?
29:26That's all good.
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