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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess Hd
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00:00:00You want us hear my plea?
00:00:03Please save my child
00:00:20Rod of a sepulis
00:00:30Rod of a sepulis
00:00:40Rejuvenate
00:00:48Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:52No, please!
00:00:54Don't call me that
00:00:56I'm just glad I could help
00:01:02Here you go miss
00:01:03Thank you
00:01:06Why be weighed down by a throne
00:01:08When I can live amongst the common people
00:01:09And help those the most in need
00:01:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
00:01:26Cause only a sackless coward
00:01:27Would hit a puppy and run
00:01:32Aw, it's okay little guy
00:01:35I'll fix you right up
00:01:40Right
00:01:42Rewrites the wrong
00:01:46And
00:01:46Rejuvenate
00:01:51See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb
00:01:56Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:09Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:14Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:18We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:20We have no idea what the illness is
00:02:20If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely
00:02:23Be Lysander Armstrong
00:02:24His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:29He's so hot
00:02:30Does he come with the money?
00:02:32Yes
00:02:33He'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:35Money
00:02:35Fame
00:02:36Power
00:02:37It's all yours
00:02:43Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:45Yes
00:02:46Give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:49Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:53Grandma!
00:02:54I'm dying!
00:02:55Save me, Trixie!
00:02:57Grandma?
00:02:59Grandma
00:03:00When are you getting married?
00:03:02I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:04I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:06And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:08So that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:13Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:20We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:21I don't have time for jokes
00:03:23No!
00:03:33Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:35Don't let it starve like you
00:03:36Oh, kind stranger
00:03:38Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:40Grant me a wish?
00:03:42That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:43The downfall of humanity
00:03:45It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:48What the...
00:03:50Jeez, this is giving me a migraine
00:03:52Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:55I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:03:59Okay, uh...
00:04:00I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:03Can you do that?
00:04:04I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:08Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:10Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:15Hold still
00:04:22What?
00:04:23My migraine's gone
00:04:24Okay, then let's go
00:04:26If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:28Come on, come on
00:04:30Oh!
00:04:30What?
00:04:44How is he?
00:04:45What is the diagnosis?
00:04:47Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:50I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:04:52Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:54You're supposed to be one of the best
00:04:56Don't worry, General
00:04:57I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:02I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:23I have no clue what this is
00:05:27Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:32That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:34Me, the witch doctor
00:05:36I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:49He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:50Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is
00:05:58Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:00They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:03If we can't save him
00:06:06There's only one person who can
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing
00:06:16Wait a second
00:06:17You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
00:06:20That's correct
00:06:21Her right rewrites the rond
00:06:24And her left leaves the bereft
00:06:26That's her motto
00:06:28It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:30We are nothing compared to her
00:06:33She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:36No one has ever seen her before
00:06:38If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:43I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:45I will find her
00:06:46James, come
00:06:48Put out a bounty
00:06:50To the entire world
00:06:51Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:54Will get the five million dollars
00:06:56There's no need
00:07:11I'll save your son
00:07:14Who the hell is she?
00:07:15Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:17She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:19Don't be ridiculous
00:07:20How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:24Exactly
00:07:24God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:28She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:34I bet it has fleas
00:07:36That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:41Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:48Don't touch him
00:07:51They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:53But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:56So step aside
00:07:57I'll take it from here
00:08:00Could you hold this?
00:08:01Ho, ho, ho, ho, you're not gonna touch my son
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:07And a former general
00:08:08I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:11I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:15Wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:16Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:21A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:27Ew! Disgusting!
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:31Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now, let's go
00:08:36If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
00:08:49Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:52You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:55Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:08:58But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:04Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:07You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:09And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:12But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:15I'll leave
00:09:17Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:19No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
00:09:23I can't lose him
00:09:25Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:29Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:31My brother is a war hero
00:09:33Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:35Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:09:41Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:42As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:49Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52I mean, look at her
00:09:53Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:58Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:03Continue wasting your time
00:10:04But I'm saving this patient
00:10:16Oh, okay!
00:10:19What's happening?
00:10:21What are we doing?
00:10:25What are we doing?
00:10:32What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:44Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called
00:10:55Endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:56Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:04I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:25What?
00:11:26So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're gonna be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
00:11:45for years?
00:11:46We are all certified
00:11:47But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51She's right about everything
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphy
00:12:05Oh!
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:07Because I just discovered it
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:14The chances are a billion to one
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney!
00:12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:30Precisely!
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead!
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:50Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:08What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:12And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16Then let's have a bet
00:13:17If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:28Mm-hmm
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Ms. Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake
00:13:44Don't worry, I got this
00:13:49It's a deal!
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:52No one is dying on my watch
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her!
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:54You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:05And you're standing in my way
00:15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way
00:15:13Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:17Yeah, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:19Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure
00:15:28Oh!
00:15:39Left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:40Left!
00:15:45You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:15:59But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course
00:16:09I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:13If I wanna save someone
00:16:15Even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:32Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
00:16:39Angel herbalist
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:42Malpractice
00:16:44This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:48Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way
00:16:53Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:00Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
00:17:05Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on, you two are going in there...alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:27Then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:30Alright, but I warn you
00:17:32No funny business
00:18:01No funny business
00:18:18This was the one that I thought you were winning
00:18:20I'll never die
00:18:23We'll be drunk
00:18:23We'll throw one my friend
00:18:23We'll be drunk
00:18:23We'll have to let it go
00:18:24We'll be drunk
00:18:24We'll be drunk
00:18:25We'll be drunk
00:18:26We'll be drunk
00:18:27We'll be drunk
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light
00:19:05on the streets are you shitting me you found this bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:13her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murderer that is it general you have
00:19:18to go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:23james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted
00:19:45otherwise we'd both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:18steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she
00:20:23she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:31you regain consciousness
00:20:43help me i'm just one
00:20:50something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:01that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:16my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch
00:21:21i need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door
00:21:24rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:43who the fuck are you and why the hell are we naked
00:21:48good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me by bathing with me
00:21:55who are you a fucking spy
00:21:57talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:02you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:07i will never
00:22:08i will really
00:22:22look who's skilting now
00:22:26look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:30a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:36science okay it just means that my body
00:22:38oh shut up
00:22:42you're distracted me with your foot
00:22:44and i'm a professional
00:22:46i hear lysander's voice
00:22:47captain do something now
00:22:49ready
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:57aim
00:22:58get him boys
00:23:01get him
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00:23:24How is this possible?
00:23:26It's not even a scratch.
00:23:28I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:30Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:33No, I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:36She's not the dark witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:45How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:48The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:55Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:57Think about it.
00:23:58We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:01Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess.
00:24:09Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess.
00:24:12No, no, absolutely not.
00:24:15There is no way this hobo girl is better than us.
00:24:18How could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:23You're wrong, sir.
00:24:24This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:29It's called borderline revival.
00:24:31She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:34But only temporarily.
00:24:36It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:41That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:43I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can to kill that antler rod bearing witch.
00:24:49My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:51He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant.
00:24:56Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:58The witch doctor.
00:24:59Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:06You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:10I don't know who you are, but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away
00:25:16from me.
00:25:18This is it.
00:25:20The finishing touch.
00:25:22I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:44It's poison gas.
00:25:46That poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:52Poison gas?
00:25:53My son is in there.
00:25:55You're jeopardizing his life as well.
00:25:57No, don't worry, General.
00:25:58Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:02Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:05Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:07And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:10They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:15I knew they promised you that I'd save you.
00:26:18It's now or never.
00:26:20Never.
00:26:32What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:34It's been over ten minutes.
00:26:35Wait a second.
00:26:37You don't think that they're...
00:26:39You!
00:26:40You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:42Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:44If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:48Oh my god.
00:26:48Yeah, she's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:51I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:55Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:59This is taking way too long.
00:27:02Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:06These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:10Bazooka.
00:27:10She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:13Crap.
00:27:14Oh my god.
00:27:14Get back, son.
00:27:16Ready.
00:27:18Aim!
00:27:19Oh shit.
00:27:24Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:38The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:41Shoot her dead now.
00:27:42Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:44I said stand down.
00:27:47Don't listen to her.
00:27:48She's a fraud.
00:27:49A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:52I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:55If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:00Wait a second.
00:28:01Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:03He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:04You can see for yourself.
00:28:06Well now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:09That is it.
00:28:10No more stalling, General.
00:28:12If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:18Don't hurt her.
00:28:24He's a cure.
00:28:30His pulse is regular.
00:28:32In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:37There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:48Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:50Lysander's warm again.
00:28:51He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:53And his heart is strong.
00:28:55Come, feel it.
00:28:58I saved my son.
00:29:01Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:04Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:09I've learned my lesson.
00:29:10I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:15Wait, wait.
00:29:16No, no.
00:29:16There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the
00:29:22Queen, Angel, and I.
00:29:25The goddess.
00:29:26The goddess healer.
00:29:30Could you really be the goddess of healing?
00:29:33But rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look
00:29:39a day after 20.
00:29:41It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:42What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:45Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:49Take care.
00:29:50No, wait.
00:29:51Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:54He's right.
00:29:56We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as
00:30:00a wife if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:03Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05Oh, I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry.
00:30:12I'm already engaged.
00:30:16Already engaged?
00:30:17I am.
00:30:18I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years, and he's
00:30:23coming back today.
00:30:24But don't be disappointed.
00:30:26Really, I'm no one special.
00:30:28I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:30Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:33But you're still Lysander's savior.
00:30:35Please, let me give you what I promised.
00:30:38Take the gold.
00:30:39No, really.
00:30:41I don't need anything.
00:30:42I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:48Trixie, it's your fiancé.
00:30:50He's back, and he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:55I must go.
00:31:03Hobo Close, Halo Glow, I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:09It was just dumb luck.
00:31:11She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:14She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful
00:31:19bachelor around.
00:31:22I'm going to marry that homeless woman.
00:31:29Oh, my God.
00:31:30I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:36No, no, no, no, Lysander.
00:31:39Lysander's job is supposed to be mine.
00:31:43I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:47You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:50Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:54Wait, no.
00:31:55We're not brides.
00:31:56No, she's just better than us.
00:31:59Oh, my God.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:03We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:06She's no average Jane.
00:32:07No, she isn't.
00:32:08She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:10But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and
00:32:15had an impeccable-looking doll?
00:32:17But think about the impenetrable walls.
00:32:18No normal person could have done that.
00:32:20Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:24I have never met a woman like that.
00:32:25I have to find her.
00:32:26I have to make her my wife.
00:32:28She won my heart over, too.
00:32:30But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:33All right, listen.
00:32:35I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:42I'm dumping Trixie.
00:32:43So I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:50Trixie paid for this house.
00:32:52She waited for you for three years.
00:32:55She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:57And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now.
00:32:59One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:02So get lost.
00:33:04Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:13Grandma.
00:33:14Beatrice, Trixie, Amore.
00:33:18I've been dying to throw this in your face.
00:33:20I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:24In fact, the wedding's tomorrow.
00:33:27So sign over the house now.
00:33:34You gave me this ring and asked me to wait.
00:33:37And I did.
00:33:39For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:41Yet you cheat on me with my best friend.
00:33:44And now you're trying to swindle my home?
00:33:47Do you have no shame?
00:33:49We were together for three years and, uh,
00:33:51it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:52when I could have been with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:00That's how much you would owe me
00:34:02if I was in the rent-a-boyfriend business.
00:34:06I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations
00:34:08of being a low-grade male prostitute.
00:34:14Oh, yeah?
00:34:16Well, Marissa
00:34:18is so much better than you.
00:34:20She grew up even poorer than you.
00:34:23And now
00:34:24she's the CEO
00:34:25of an entire
00:34:27corporation.
00:34:28Dude!
00:34:30And you?
00:34:32You're still nothing.
00:34:34So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:37Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:39Look what she, uh,
00:34:40got me for my engagement.
00:34:42Oops.
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:45That's maybe worth
00:34:46one millionth the presidential contract
00:34:48I gave her.
00:34:55You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:57I certainly did.
00:34:58In fact,
00:34:59Marissa,
00:35:00you and your dimwit brother
00:35:02only have everything you have
00:35:04all thanks to me.
00:35:10Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:12That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:15You two
00:35:15are the ungrateful,
00:35:17cheating scum here.
00:35:18My granddaughter
00:35:20supported you
00:35:21and your entire family
00:35:23for three years
00:35:24while you were gone.
00:35:25How dare you insult her?
00:35:28It's okay, Grandma.
00:35:29Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:32Poor Edna.
00:35:33She still doesn't know
00:35:34what you're doing
00:35:34out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:36What is he talking about,
00:35:37Jersey?
00:35:38Show her, Bob.
00:35:44This is how embarrassingly useless
00:35:46your granddaughter is.
00:35:47She didn't purchase this house
00:35:49on her own.
00:35:50She was begging on the street
00:35:51for money.
00:35:53I can't be caught
00:35:54with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:57Even if you got no game,
00:35:58I got street cred
00:35:59I got out of keep.
00:36:00You dig?
00:36:00The word you're looking for
00:36:02is dignity.
00:36:03And you're one to speak,
00:36:05cheater.
00:36:07Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:12I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:14I want to see how regular,
00:36:16everyday people live
00:36:17so that I can help them.
00:36:20Of course,
00:36:20those without substance underneath
00:36:22would never understand that.
00:36:24What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:25It means
00:36:26the new girlfriend
00:36:27you think is an upgrade
00:36:29is actually a downgrade.
00:36:34Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:36Just sign the damn papers
00:36:37and we can each get on
00:36:37with our lives.
00:36:51At your wedding, I will.
00:36:53What?
00:36:54If you won't do good
00:36:56by me of breaking things off
00:36:57before two-timing me
00:36:58with my best friend,
00:37:00why should I do good by you?
00:37:02I'll give you my John Hancock
00:37:03at your wedding
00:37:04as a charity to you.
00:37:07Fucking bitch!
00:37:08You better keep your word.
00:37:10Oh, that's rich.
00:37:12After tomorrow,
00:37:13you will never feel
00:37:13so rich ever again.
00:37:15Do remember that.
00:37:23Trixie,
00:37:24Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:26They'll destroy you
00:37:27if you show even so much
00:37:29as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:30Grandma,
00:37:31I have to confess
00:37:33something to you.
00:37:34I've secretly amassed
00:37:35a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:37Trillions?
00:37:40That would make you
00:37:41the richest person
00:37:43on the planet.
00:37:44It's because of the healing hands
00:37:46I inherited from Asseplius,
00:37:48the god of healing.
00:37:49I've saved several world leaders
00:37:52with these hands.
00:37:53That's how I was able
00:37:54to give Marissa
00:37:55the presidential contract
00:37:56and become the goddess healer.
00:37:58It makes me angrier
00:38:00hearing her name
00:38:01knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:02But please,
00:38:04Trixie dear,
00:38:05I know it was to
00:38:06broken your heart,
00:38:07but
00:38:09embellishing your worth
00:38:10and who you are,
00:38:11it will only delay
00:38:13the healing process.
00:38:14You don't have to
00:38:15believe me just yet.
00:38:16After we lost mom and dad
00:38:18because we didn't have the money
00:38:19for their medical bills,
00:38:21I vowed that I would
00:38:23do everything I can
00:38:24to serve those in need.
00:38:26That's why I'm taking
00:38:27everything back from Butch
00:38:28and I'm giving it back
00:38:29to charity.
00:38:30You've always had
00:38:31an angel's heart.
00:38:32I'm certain you will meet
00:38:34someone who will
00:38:35treat you right,
00:38:36who actually deserves you.
00:38:38You will see tomorrow,
00:38:40Grandma.
00:38:48You said Trixie's
00:38:49crashing at my wedding?
00:38:50She was bullying us too,
00:38:52Sasa.
00:38:53She's probably
00:38:54trying to extort you
00:38:55now that she knows
00:38:55you're rich as fuck.
00:38:57I hope when nobody
00:38:58steps on Snake,
00:39:00Snake bites back hard.
00:39:02So let her come
00:39:03and embarrass herself.
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05You mean,
00:39:07we broadcast
00:39:09that video of me?
00:39:13Yes.
00:39:14Her cavewoman
00:39:14stick,
00:39:15the 19th century tin can.
00:39:17She'll prop me up
00:39:18higher on my pedestal
00:39:19and the whole world
00:39:19sees her in her
00:39:20homeless mess
00:39:21against my
00:39:22presidential glow-up.
00:39:23Let's turn this party
00:39:24into her funeral.
00:39:32There he is.
00:39:35Welcome home, brother.
00:39:37Welcome home, General!
00:39:41Sir,
00:39:42the homeless woman
00:39:43who saved you,
00:39:43Miss Trixie,
00:39:44this is the file
00:39:45of her ex,
00:39:46Butch Tanner.
00:39:46He served with her
00:39:47regiment in the Marines.
00:39:48You mean the Butch Tanner
00:39:49that could barely
00:39:50carry supplies?
00:39:51Well, she's been
00:39:52providing for him
00:39:52and his entire family
00:39:53while he's been
00:39:54deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:55So she waited for him
00:39:56for years
00:39:57and then he betrayed her?
00:39:58Fucking coward.
00:39:59According to intel,
00:40:00she's planning to bring it
00:40:01down on them
00:40:01at their wedding.
00:40:03Then we should join her.
00:40:04Men,
00:40:05I'm only alive today
00:40:06because of that
00:40:07virtuous woman
00:40:08and her incredible power
00:40:09that saved my life.
00:40:10So she needs our support.
00:40:12Will you join me
00:40:12in protecting her?
00:40:13Yes, sir!
00:40:14We will learn our lives
00:40:15to protect her, sir!
00:40:17Then let's roll.
00:40:34Welcome everyone
00:40:34to my wedding.
00:40:36Today is a very special day
00:40:37for me and Butch.
00:40:38Not only are we getting married,
00:40:39but in just one hour,
00:40:41my company will be receiving
00:40:42the presidential contract
00:40:43allowing my biomedical company
00:40:45to go public.
00:40:50Congratulations on the contract
00:40:51once again,
00:40:52Mrs.
00:40:52Wakeham, Stowe,
00:40:54but just taking my last name.
00:40:56Oh, and please
00:40:56don't be so uptight,
00:40:57Secretary Cho.
00:40:59You are the secretary
00:41:00of the entire
00:41:01U.S. Health Department,
00:41:02but this is a partay
00:41:03after all.
00:41:04I see some of the
00:41:05most important people
00:41:06in the nation
00:41:07have also arrived
00:41:08to celebrate you.
00:41:11The U.S. president
00:41:12will also be arriving soon
00:41:14to give you the contract
00:41:15or so.
00:41:16It's an honor.
00:41:17And that's why Sasa
00:41:19is the best wife
00:41:19a man could ever dream of.
00:41:22We will make sure
00:41:23the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:25We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:29Not so fast.
00:41:31The party doesn't start
00:41:32until I say it does.
00:41:55You two really are
00:41:56a match made in hell.
00:41:58So I've come to save your guests
00:41:59from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:01I don't recognize it
00:42:02from any of our elite circles.
00:42:04Who is she?
00:42:05Um, this is our
00:42:06entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:08Just watch.
00:42:12Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:13This isn't the homeless shelter.
00:42:15You lost.
00:42:15I bet she's here
00:42:16to bum a meal off us.
00:42:18You know, being this poor.
00:42:21Me, bum a meal.
00:42:23Have you forgotten
00:42:24that it was I
00:42:24who bankrolled you two
00:42:25for the last three years?
00:42:27And what evidence
00:42:27do you have of that?
00:42:28Look at me
00:42:29and then go look
00:42:30at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:31I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:34Even the first woman president
00:42:35will be here
00:42:36any second now
00:42:37to congratulate me.
00:42:38And you're nothing
00:42:38but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:41Sasa, she's like
00:42:42so obsessed with me.
00:42:43She loves me.
00:42:45See, everyone?
00:42:47Butch already cut ties
00:42:48with his ex
00:42:49but she's so shameless
00:42:50and desperate
00:42:51that she'd still show up
00:42:53to my wedding
00:42:53to suck up to me.
00:42:54This is what poor sad girls do.
00:42:57They beg for scraps
00:42:59from us,
00:43:00the rich and glorious.
00:43:02Rejecting much, Marissa?
00:43:03You might feel
00:43:04all high and mighty now
00:43:05but don't bite the hand
00:43:06that feeds you.
00:43:08Especially when I'm the one
00:43:09who's giving you the contract.
00:43:16You giving me the contract?
00:43:18You have no skills,
00:43:20no education,
00:43:21no connection.
00:43:22So how could you possibly
00:43:23have a pool
00:43:24to get the U.S. fucking president
00:43:26to give me
00:43:27a billion dollar contract?
00:43:29We both share
00:43:29humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:31And I saw potential in you.
00:43:33Even trusted you
00:43:34as my best friend.
00:43:35But I recognize now
00:43:36that greed
00:43:37has poisoned you.
00:43:39Don't be all sore now
00:43:40just because I stole your man.
00:43:42This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:44They steal from
00:43:45lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:47Damn right.
00:43:48You were
00:43:49too embarrassing for me.
00:43:52Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:54I can say that now
00:43:55that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:57Bravo.
00:43:58Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:44:00Quick, somebody put that
00:44:01on a memoir.
00:44:01Sasa, she's embarrassing me
00:44:03in front of everyone.
00:44:04You should make her sup.
00:44:05Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:06She's the gold-dicking,
00:44:08blood-sucking leech.
00:44:09I don't even have
00:44:10to lift a finger
00:44:11and you're already
00:44:11embarrassing yourself
00:44:12in front of everyone
00:44:13for me, butch.
00:44:16You may look and sound
00:44:17like a man,
00:44:18but you're nothing
00:44:19but a pathetic coward.
00:44:20Okay, enough!
00:44:21You know what I always
00:44:22couldn't stand about you?
00:44:23Your moral posturing.
00:44:25But guess what?
00:44:27Morals are just lies
00:44:28to make you lame girls
00:44:29feel better about yourselves.
00:44:30That's why no man
00:44:31will choose you
00:44:32over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:34Because I've got
00:44:35the material goods.
00:44:36You're just all empty talk.
00:44:38I'm not here to request
00:44:39to be chosen.
00:44:40Because I'm the one
00:44:41who's doing the choosing.
00:44:44See this?
00:44:56Oh my god.
00:44:58Is that the billion dollar
00:44:59contract for Sasa?
00:45:03The one that's supposed
00:45:04to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:06No, absolutely not.
00:45:07I don't believe it.
00:45:09You all sound so scared already.
00:45:11Don't worry.
00:45:12This isn't that contract.
00:45:14It's the lease to the modest home
00:45:16you try to swindle from me.
00:45:20See everyone?
00:45:21She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:23But you don't even have
00:45:24the guts to go all the way.
00:45:25Look at her following orders.
00:45:26I asked her to sign over
00:45:28the lease and here she is.
00:45:29Like a good little
00:45:31peasant slave.
00:45:32That house is worth
00:45:33all her life savings.
00:45:37You want to, uh, I don't know,
00:45:39beg for a little treat
00:45:40while you're at it?
00:45:43Oh!
00:45:51You misunderstand me.
00:45:53I'm here to take back
00:45:54everything I've ever given you.
00:45:56I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:57Oh!
00:46:04Bro!
00:46:06She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:07She thinks that just because
00:46:08she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:09she can pretend to be
00:46:10a deep pocket
00:46:11and invest in baddie.
00:46:12You wish you had that kind of money
00:46:13to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:15It's just a drop
00:46:16in the bucket for me.
00:46:17Uh, I know what this is.
00:46:20You've gone delusional.
00:46:21And you think you're Cinderella
00:46:22so you can just show up
00:46:23to a fancy party
00:46:24and some Prince Charming
00:46:26will scoop you
00:46:26into money forever?
00:46:27Well, that's not happening.
00:46:29Security!
00:46:30Lock the doors.
00:46:31This woman doesn't leave
00:46:32until we're through with her.
00:46:36This is where your dreams
00:46:38will die, bitch.
00:46:42We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:44She's being cornered
00:46:45by her ex and his mistress
00:46:45at the Wickham wedding
00:46:46right now.
00:46:47Butch Tanner.
00:46:48Well, he's going to wish
00:46:49he died in battle
00:46:49after I'm done with him.
00:46:51Let's go.
00:46:56You think a few toy guns
00:46:57scare me, Marissa?
00:46:58I've saved plenty of people
00:47:00for much worse.
00:47:02Including your head
00:47:03of command, Butch.
00:47:04General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:07You mean the legendary
00:47:08war hero?
00:47:09He's been in a coma
00:47:10for years after he saved
00:47:11the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:13You're an unskilled,
00:47:15unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:17So how could you possibly
00:47:18have this magical ability
00:47:20to heal someone
00:47:21like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:23No one here
00:47:23is going to believe you.
00:47:24If you really cured
00:47:25the incurable general,
00:47:27then Sasa
00:47:27is the fucking
00:47:28Virgin Mary.
00:47:30And she's not.
00:47:31You're just asking
00:47:32to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:34Show them, Butch.
00:47:37Oh!
00:47:37Oh my God.
00:47:40See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:43Trixie's just a
00:47:44reloading beggar.
00:47:48She won't leave me
00:47:49and Marissa alone
00:47:50because we're rich
00:47:51as fuck now.
00:47:52I'm a major
00:47:53in the Marines.
00:47:54Sasa, she has
00:47:56a billion dollar
00:47:57biomedical contract
00:47:58with the military.
00:48:00Approved by the first
00:48:02female president
00:48:03of the United States
00:48:04herself, bitch.
00:48:05How despicable.
00:48:06She's just trying
00:48:07to leech off you
00:48:08like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:10Get out of here.
00:48:11No one wants to marry you.
00:48:12No free meals
00:48:13for the poor.
00:48:14Do you see this,
00:48:15Trixie?
00:48:17This is high society.
00:48:18So you're either
00:48:19born on a silver spoon
00:48:20or you're as accomplished
00:48:21as me to be here.
00:48:23Maybe if you do
00:48:24some serious
00:48:24dick-sucking here,
00:48:26maybe someone
00:48:27will drop a couple
00:48:28bucks in your tin can.
00:48:32I already have
00:48:33everything one
00:48:34can dream of.
00:48:35But I valued
00:48:35our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:37which is why I came here
00:48:37to give you a second chance
00:48:39to see if you'd apologize
00:48:40and admit to your
00:48:41backstabbing.
00:48:42But no.
00:48:43You stooped so low
00:48:45it disgusts me.
00:48:47Nothing is more
00:48:48disgusting than you
00:48:49standing on street corners
00:48:50like a bum.
00:48:51And who knows
00:48:52if you've already
00:48:53started offering
00:48:54sexual services?
00:48:57Well then,
00:48:58why don't you
00:48:59get on your knees
00:48:59for me, Trixie?
00:49:00My brother
00:49:01will never take you back.
00:49:03No man will marry
00:49:04an embarrassment
00:49:05like you.
00:49:06But make me happy?
00:49:08And I might consider
00:49:09making you my
00:49:10personal prostitute.
00:49:22How dare you
00:49:23hit my brother?
00:49:24I'm never letting you
00:49:25leave here alive.
00:49:27It's awesome.
00:49:28I had to do something.
00:49:29Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:31After I'm done
00:49:31with you, Trixie,
00:49:32not even the goddess
00:49:33of healing
00:49:34will be able
00:49:34to save you.
00:49:37Oh, is that so?
00:49:39Security!
00:49:41Get down on your knees
00:49:43and give Bob
00:49:44one hell of a blowjob
00:49:45in front of everybody here
00:49:47or I'll pop
00:49:48so many holes in you
00:49:49the men here
00:49:50won't know
00:49:50which one to fuck.
00:49:51I don't need to be
00:49:52the goddess of anything
00:49:53to punish you.
00:49:54Any of the powerful
00:49:55leaders I've saved
00:49:56before could crush you
00:49:57before you even
00:49:58touch me.
00:49:59Dream on!
00:50:01You wish General
00:50:02Licender scooped
00:50:03you off your feet
00:50:04but you weren't
00:50:04good enough for me.
00:50:05You're definitely
00:50:06not good enough
00:50:07for him.
00:50:07Enough!
00:50:09You're souring
00:50:10my party
00:50:10so you either
00:50:11get the fuck out
00:50:13or I'm gonna
00:50:13shoot you.
00:50:15On the count of three!
00:50:17I think I quite
00:50:18like it here.
00:50:18Two!
00:50:20Two!
00:50:30This wine is so delicious.
00:50:33One!
00:50:34Shoot!
00:50:37Nobody is laying
00:50:39a hand on my future wife.
00:50:47It's...
00:50:48It's...
00:50:58Who the hell is this?
00:51:03I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:04Did they hurt you?
00:51:06No.
00:51:07I'm fine.
00:51:08But, um,
00:51:09when did I become
00:51:10your future wife?
00:51:13You saved me,
00:51:14Trixie.
00:51:15Remember?
00:51:15I'm a man of my word.
00:51:17They're never gonna
00:51:18hurt you ever again.
00:51:19Really,
00:51:20it was nothing.
00:51:22I saved you
00:51:22because you're
00:51:23a good man.
00:51:24Not because I want
00:51:25you to owe me
00:51:25any favors.
00:51:32I see what this is.
00:51:33You're the one
00:51:34who cheated on me,
00:51:35Trixie.
00:51:36Look at you guys
00:51:36all lovey-dove.
00:51:38Don't try to pin this
00:51:38on her.
00:51:39She waited for you
00:51:40for three years.
00:51:40This is the kind
00:51:41of woman of virtue
00:51:42that a man
00:51:43would die for.
00:51:46Virtue?
00:51:47Don't make me laugh.
00:51:49She's probably out there
00:51:50giving blowjobs
00:51:50for cash.
00:51:51No man
00:51:52who in a hundred-foot pole
00:51:54would want to touch her.
00:51:55She should be happy
00:51:56Bob was willing
00:51:57to give her some.
00:52:02I see her in the Marines.
00:52:05I'm a major.
00:52:07You know,
00:52:07look, man,
00:52:08I know Trixie
00:52:09is like a,
00:52:10I don't know,
00:52:11a seven
00:52:11now that she's
00:52:12all cleaned up
00:52:13but don't waste
00:52:13your manhood
00:52:14on a whiny,
00:52:15worthless woman
00:52:16like that.
00:52:17Ow!
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:22A real man
00:52:23never talks
00:52:25about a woman
00:52:25that way.
00:52:27You're a coward.
00:52:37We don't need
00:52:38to fight fire
00:52:38with fire
00:52:39to deal
00:52:39with the likes
00:52:40of them.
00:52:41You're very gracious,
00:52:43Trixie,
00:52:43you know that?
00:52:46You're only getting
00:52:47off of it
00:52:47because she's so kind
00:52:48so you're going
00:52:48to do me the favor
00:52:49of never coming near
00:52:50her again.
00:52:51You understand?
00:52:51You want to fuck
00:52:52with me,
00:52:52you little dipshit?
00:52:53I'm a fucking major!
00:52:55You're probably
00:52:56lowest rank
00:52:56of the military grunts.
00:52:58I'll destroy you.
00:53:00Do you really
00:53:00not know
00:53:01who this is,
00:53:01Butch?
00:53:02I thought you were
00:53:03in the Marines.
00:53:04What have you been
00:53:05doing this whole time
00:53:05if you don't know
00:53:06who this war hero is?
00:53:08He was just
00:53:09a supply boy.
00:53:12War hero?
00:53:14Is this all
00:53:15part of your plan,
00:53:16Trixie?
00:53:17Poor girl.
00:53:18Did you sell
00:53:19your house
00:53:19to hire this actor
00:53:20so you can feel
00:53:21better about yourself?
00:53:22A woman's worth
00:53:23is tied to the man
00:53:24she marries.
00:53:25Trixie is worthless
00:53:26because that guy
00:53:27looks like a cowboy.
00:53:31A bum girl
00:53:32and a pimp.
00:53:33What a pair.
00:53:35Seems like
00:53:36they don't know
00:53:36who you are
00:53:36since you've been
00:53:37out of action
00:53:37for so long.
00:53:39Maybe we should
00:53:39try to piss him off
00:53:40some more.
00:53:41Don't you think?
00:53:43Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:52What is all this?
00:53:54Trixie, listen.
00:53:54I know that you
00:53:55didn't ask for anything
00:53:56after you saved my life.
00:53:58But I know that
00:53:59we shared a moment.
00:54:03I'm not the kind of man
00:54:04to get close to a woman
00:54:05and then just disappear.
00:54:07It's not in my nature.
00:54:09I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:12Listen, Trixie,
00:54:13I have never
00:54:14met a woman
00:54:17like you.
00:54:19So incredible
00:54:20and kind
00:54:21and beautiful.
00:54:22So I know
00:54:23that you're the one
00:54:24for me.
00:54:26This guy's either nuts
00:54:28or a really,
00:54:29really good actor.
00:54:31Oscar worthy.
00:54:32Oscar worthy.
00:54:34No.
00:54:34First gift.
00:54:40Trixie,
00:54:41I know that you
00:54:42just lost your home.
00:54:43So I'm gifting you
00:54:44with your own
00:54:45new mansion.
00:54:47Worth $500 million.
00:54:48Previously owned
00:54:49by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:52Second gift.
00:54:56This contains
00:54:57all the rights
00:54:58to my entire fortune,
00:55:00which is now yours.
00:55:01Entire fortune
00:55:02from a cowboy actor?
00:55:04Must be pennies.
00:55:05They already spent
00:55:06their entire life savings
00:55:07on this clown show.
00:55:08They've got nothing left.
00:55:10Lysander,
00:55:11I really don't care
00:55:12for any of us.
00:55:12No, look,
00:55:13I know.
00:55:14I know that you are
00:55:15the farthest thing
00:55:16from a material woman.
00:55:17Okay?
00:55:18Which is exactly why
00:55:19my third gift
00:55:21is, um,
00:55:24well...
00:55:38Cleo!
00:55:40Hey!
00:55:41Oh, my God.
00:55:43You found my dog.
00:55:48Trixie,
00:55:49I'm just a man.
00:55:50But with you,
00:55:51it's so much more.
00:55:53Trixie Amore,
00:55:57will you marry me?
00:56:00You know I can't say no
00:56:02to this doggo?
00:56:06Yes,
00:56:07I will marry you.
00:56:24Go, go,
00:56:25power couple.
00:56:27Woo!
00:56:28Okay, stop.
00:56:29The only power couple here
00:56:31is Butch and I.
00:56:34Let's remind everyone
00:56:35how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:38No man
00:56:39in their right mind
00:56:40would marry that
00:56:41embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:43Hey!
00:56:44I don't care
00:56:45if she's homeless or not,
00:56:46but I'm making this woman
00:56:47my wife,
00:56:48which means that
00:56:49she will be treated as
00:56:50and cherished as
00:56:51the most precious woman
00:56:52on earth.
00:56:53Understand?
00:56:58You still don't realize
00:56:59that my brother
00:57:00is the most powerful man
00:57:02on earth.
00:57:02This is General
00:57:03Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:12As if
00:57:14like the almighty
00:57:15General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:16would propose
00:57:17to a homeless prostitute
00:57:19like Trixie.
00:57:19Yes,
00:57:20the Armstrong family
00:57:21basically controlled
00:57:21the global stock market.
00:57:23Lysander Armstrong
00:57:24would sooner marry
00:57:25the Princess of England
00:57:26than someone
00:57:26from the lowest rank
00:57:28of society.
00:57:29I bet my life
00:57:30you're all just
00:57:31actors.
00:57:32Then you better
00:57:32enjoy your last breath.
00:57:34Come on, Lysander,
00:57:35what are we waiting for?
00:57:36Let's show them
00:57:36what we can do
00:57:36and get revenge
00:57:37for Trixie.
00:57:38What can a bunch
00:57:38of piss poor people
00:57:39do to us,
00:57:40the elites?
00:57:41Infect us with
00:57:42your poor people
00:57:42bad luck?
00:57:43She wishes
00:57:44she could blame
00:57:45her low status
00:57:46on bad luck.
00:57:47Truth is,
00:57:47she's just a useless,
00:57:49lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:51She's utterly
00:57:52unmarriable.
00:57:56I can dispose
00:57:57of them
00:57:57in other means
00:57:58if you don't
00:57:59prefer violence.
00:58:00I'd handle them
00:58:01myself,
00:58:01but
00:58:04I'll let you
00:58:04do all the
00:58:05heavy lifting.
00:58:06Go ahead,
00:58:07Lysander.
00:58:22Lysander,
00:58:23Jays could call
00:58:23anyone and
00:58:24pretend to be
00:58:25on the phone.
00:58:32Uh, hello?
00:58:34Yes.
00:58:36What?
00:58:42I'm going to
00:58:42bankrupt!
00:58:51Hey, hey,
00:58:52are you sure
00:58:53that was the
00:58:54call, Sassoon?
00:58:55That was a real
00:58:56call?
00:58:56People don't
00:58:57just suddenly
00:58:57go bankrupt
00:58:57like that.
00:58:58My company's
00:58:59dead!
00:58:59It's evaporated!
00:59:01It's in thin air!
00:59:05That's impossible!
00:59:07Who are you?
00:59:08What did you do?
00:59:10Secretary Cho,
00:59:11you said you're
00:59:12the Secretary of
00:59:12Health, right?
00:59:13And you yourself
00:59:14said that the
00:59:14Armstrong family
00:59:15owns the entire
00:59:16global stock market.
00:59:17Could that be
00:59:18how they bankrupted
00:59:19Miss Wickham?
00:59:21Then that means
00:59:24you're really
00:59:25Lysander Armstrong,
00:59:27the richest
00:59:27and most powerful
00:59:29man in the country.
00:59:30Trixie's married,
00:59:32the famed war hero,
00:59:34the man every girl
00:59:34wants and every man
00:59:35wants to be.
00:59:38Now you believe me?
00:59:40Those who do bad
00:59:41will always end up
00:59:41losing everything.
00:59:43There's got to be
00:59:44some trick to this.
00:59:45You guys are just
00:59:46bums trying to extort
00:59:47money from us.
00:59:48It's awesome.
00:59:49It's awesome.
00:59:57I know why
00:59:58you're all over Trixie.
00:59:59Because you've been
01:00:00in the military for so
01:00:01long, you don't know
01:00:01what a real woman
01:00:02can do for you.
01:00:04Let me take you
01:00:05to my wedding chamber
01:00:06and I'll show you
01:00:06a good time.
01:00:09Do you have your hands
01:00:10for me?
01:00:11Or I'll have them
01:00:12removed for you.
01:00:17I would never be
01:00:18interested in a woman
01:00:19who's as vile
01:00:21and cruel
01:00:21and wicked
01:00:22as you are.
01:00:23Guess the cheater
01:00:24gets cheated on
01:00:25eventually.
01:00:28Sansa was just
01:00:29trying to save the company.
01:00:31I don't blame her at all.
01:00:32Your double standards
01:00:33are incredible.
01:00:34Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:36Fine.
01:00:37But there's plenty
01:00:38of other efficiency.
01:00:39I can give you
01:00:39a room full of pageant winners
01:00:41at 18 years old
01:00:42fresh for the taking.
01:00:51I did that
01:00:52so you wouldn't have to,
01:00:53Mr. Exene.
01:00:54Thank you, Devin.
01:00:56Marissa,
01:00:57not only have you
01:00:58backstabbed me,
01:00:59your best friend,
01:01:01by stealing my fiance,
01:01:03but now you'd sell
01:01:04out other innocent girls
01:01:05just to get your company back?
01:01:07You're an insult
01:01:08to all good women out there.
01:01:09No, to all of humanity.
01:01:11So now,
01:01:11everything that I've
01:01:12ever given you to,
01:01:14I'm taking it all back.
01:01:18Wait, everyone.
01:01:19Stop.
01:01:22They're imposters.
01:01:27I just got off
01:01:28the phone with the president
01:01:29and she said
01:01:30your contract
01:01:30is not getting canceled
01:01:31because it was assigned
01:01:33by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:34So we won't
01:01:36go bankrupt?
01:01:37The goddess healer?
01:01:38You mean the eccentric
01:01:39and highly elusive sage
01:01:40in the field of medicine
01:01:41approved of my
01:01:42biomedical products?
01:01:44Yes,
01:01:45that's the highest honor
01:01:46anyone can have
01:01:47in the field of health
01:01:48and medicine.
01:01:48The goddess healer's motto
01:01:50is the right rewrites the wrong,
01:01:53the left leave the wrong,
01:01:54the left leave the wrong,
01:01:55that means she's rewarding me.
01:01:57The president would never
01:01:59let your company
01:02:00go bankrupt.
01:02:01In fact,
01:02:01she's on her way now.
01:02:05So you're telling me
01:02:06this dashingly handsome
01:02:08motherfucker over here
01:02:09isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:11Who the fuck cares
01:02:12who he is?
01:02:12If the president
01:02:13and the goddess healer
01:02:15approves of my product,
01:02:16who cares about
01:02:17this washed up war hero?
01:02:18We can break his legs,
01:02:19break his arms,
01:02:20no one would even bat an eye.
01:02:21She even gave us
01:02:22explicit permission
01:02:23to call upon
01:02:24secret services.
01:02:25FBI!
01:02:26FBI!
01:02:28You're under arrest
01:02:29for fraudulent claims
01:02:31and identity theft.
01:02:33Gotcha.
01:02:38Guess I still get
01:02:39the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:41No, don't arrest her!
01:02:43Trixie is a good person.
01:02:45Please, officer,
01:02:46don't arrest her!
01:02:47Grandma,
01:02:48Mr. Rogers,
01:02:49Mrs. Williams,
01:02:50what are you all doing here?
01:02:51The neighbors heard
01:02:52about the breakup
01:02:52between you and Butch.
01:02:54We were worried,
01:02:55so we came here
01:02:56to back you up.
01:02:57Listen, officer,
01:02:58I can attest
01:02:59that Trixie Amoria
01:03:00is a good neighbor.
01:03:02She's very kind-hearted
01:03:03and would never
01:03:04break the law.
01:03:05Yes, and one time
01:03:06when my daughter
01:03:07needed university tuition,
01:03:08Trixie gave her
01:03:09everything she had
01:03:11just to help her out.
01:03:12She also paid
01:03:13for my recent
01:03:13heart surgery as well.
01:03:15My fiance really
01:03:16is an incredible woman.
01:03:18She's an angel
01:03:19descended from heaven.
01:03:25You must be the criminal
01:03:27pretending to be
01:03:27General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:29My brother
01:03:30is not a criminal.
01:03:31He's a war hero
01:03:32who single-handedly
01:03:33saved this country
01:03:34from a terrorist attack.
01:03:35Without him,
01:03:36this whole country
01:03:36would have been bombed
01:03:37to ash.
01:03:39And that's why
01:03:39it's twice the crime
01:03:40is stealing his identity.
01:03:42General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:43only fell into a coma
01:03:45because of the fight
01:03:45with the terrorist.
01:03:46And we've received
01:03:47no word that he's
01:03:47woken up yet,
01:03:48so this must be
01:03:49an imposter.
01:03:51I can tell
01:03:52that this whole dilemma
01:03:53with my identity
01:03:53is causing you
01:03:54a lot of trouble.
01:03:55But I promise
01:03:56I'll get it resolved
01:03:56and we can focus
01:03:57on taking down
01:03:58your scumbag ex.
01:04:01If you want to arrest
01:04:02me, fine.
01:04:04But don't fuck
01:04:05with my fiance.
01:04:06You don't get
01:04:06to decide, punk.
01:04:07Let's go!
01:04:31Get him!
01:04:32If you can.
01:04:33If you can.
01:05:24Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:34Legend is written all over you, Leicenander.
01:05:41Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:45Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:47He's so manly.
01:05:49Much better than your last one.
01:05:51I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:54It's Butch's loss.
01:05:55Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:59She's like a shining star in the sky,
01:06:01and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:04Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:06:06I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:06:09Drown out the poor!
01:06:10Drown out the poor!
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:17See, Trixie?
01:06:19You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:21You can't compete against me,
01:06:23even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:25We're too honorable to fight dirty like you,
01:06:27so you're using defenseless lives as your shield
01:06:30because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:32Let them eat cake!
01:06:43You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:45Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:46Attack!
01:07:04You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:13What the fuck was that?
01:07:14I don't care what the fuck it was!
01:07:16I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding!
01:07:26Damn it!
01:07:27Damn it!
01:07:27Damn it!
01:07:29You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:32That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams.
01:07:34Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:36We're cornered.
01:07:37I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:39Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:42I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:45They will be punished.
01:07:49Now hold still for me.
01:07:54Wright rewrites the world.
01:08:06Holy fuck!
01:08:07Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:09By chanting the Goddess Healer's chant?
01:08:10Is she the Goddess Healer?
01:08:16I'm all better now.
01:08:17Thank you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:19See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:22No, please.
01:08:24I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:26Don't put me on some sort of pettis.
01:08:27Sure.
01:08:29You hear that?
01:08:30She's just some average homeless girl in the streets.
01:08:33She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:36While I do not care for glory,
01:08:38I do believe in justice.
01:08:40Marissa and Butch,
01:08:41not only have you betrayed me,
01:08:43but now you've hurt the innocent, too.
01:08:46I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:48And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:50God?
01:08:52Wrong.
01:08:53But you're close.
01:08:55Bullshit!
01:08:56I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your real lives.
01:09:01You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:03Then let's see you try.
01:09:04Charge!
01:09:14The hell is this?
01:09:16This is the line between life and death.
01:09:20Yeah, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:23I'll admit it looks pretty good,
01:09:25but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:28You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:30What if it's a trap?
01:09:31That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:33We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:34She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:37Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:39I will.
01:09:44Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:52I'm fine.
01:09:54Nothing happened.
01:09:55You'll see soon enough.
01:09:57Oh, please.
01:09:58I really want to die.
01:10:00And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:02I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:10:05Whoops.
01:10:05Just crossed it again.
01:10:07Whoops.
01:10:08And again.
01:10:09Nothing's happened with-
01:10:12Spop!
01:10:16Spop!
01:10:21No!
01:10:22No, Pop!
01:10:23Hey!
01:10:25What did you do to my brother?
01:10:26I didn't do anything.
01:10:28Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:31I suggest you take him to the ER
01:10:33if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:36Come on.
01:10:38Major, are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:40How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:42See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:47Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:50Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:59You're so sore, I wouldn't marry you.
01:11:01You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:11:02Oh, please.
01:11:03You hurt us first.
01:11:05At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:11:08But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:13Marissa, thanks for taking this low life from me.
01:11:17You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:20You think anyone will want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:25When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:31Don't touch my wife.
01:11:35And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:40You can daydream all you want now, Trixie,
01:11:42but when the presidential contract arrives,
01:11:45it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:46That you're nothing but an ugly phony,
01:11:48and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:50Oh, really?
01:11:51Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:55You've got nothing on me.
01:12:00Yes.
01:12:01Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:12:07Goddess!
01:12:08Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:11Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:16Get the VP.
01:12:17We're leaving now.
01:12:21Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:25God, I knew you were cheap,
01:12:26but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:28I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:31You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:33A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:36Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:38I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:40Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:44You hear that, everyone?
01:12:45There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:51She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention,
01:12:55so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:57No, my granddaughter would never do that.
01:13:00Reversing time just to heal someone's wound,
01:13:03only the goddess healer can do that.
01:13:05Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:10Oh, I love you.
01:13:13Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:20and now you, Trixie,
01:13:21are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:25Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:28I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:31You can only dream of what you can never have,
01:13:34while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:38Look, I don't know what circus school you went to,
01:13:40but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:42It ain't working.
01:13:43You can't just fake the...
01:13:47Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:50It's like real magic.
01:13:52Trixie, you're an angel,
01:13:54but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:57And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex,
01:14:01won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:05No.
01:14:06Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:14:09You saved me.
01:14:11Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:15No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:18We'll riot against you now.
01:14:20Tear her apart!
01:14:22Tear her apart!
01:14:23Tear her apart!
01:14:25Tear her apart!
01:14:27Tear her apart!
01:14:28The vice president arrives!
01:14:44Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:50You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:53Wait, what?
01:14:56He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:58No, no.
01:14:59We've been through this already once, okay?
01:15:02Right, Secretary Cho?
01:15:03This actor Trixie Hire pulled this weird stunt
01:15:07to try to bankrupt me.
01:15:09But you already confirmed with Madame President
01:15:10that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:13Yes.
01:15:13We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:15What I mean is...
01:15:18You're the war hero,
01:15:19General Lysander Armstrong.
01:15:21And how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:24The moment you wake up,
01:15:26you fall under this vixen spell,
01:15:28and now you're attacking
01:15:29one of the most important allies to the president?
01:15:32He is the general.
01:15:34Oh, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:36Did you hear that?
01:15:38Even the vice president knows me
01:15:40as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:42So what if Trixie picked up
01:15:44some washed-up war hero?
01:15:45We got the VP and the president.
01:15:48On our side,
01:15:49you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:52I told you.
01:15:54Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:56This is treason!
01:15:57Lysander Armstrong,
01:15:58you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:16:05Hurry!
01:16:06The goddess healer needs us.
01:16:10You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:12My brother is a war hero.
01:16:14He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:17He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:19If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:20Enough!
01:16:21You speak another word,
01:16:22and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:25Not just your brother.
01:16:27Yeah.
01:16:28It's okay.
01:16:30Mr. Vice President,
01:16:31I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:33I have no problem doing that again
01:16:35if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:38And let's be honest about one other thing,
01:16:40Mr. Vice President.
01:16:40I never gave a fuck
01:16:42about any damn titles.
01:16:46I truly saved a good man.
01:16:53I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:56And what can you do about it?
01:16:58Oh, Mr. Vice President,
01:16:59I have a swell idea.
01:17:01My biomedical company invented the latest line
01:17:03of poison darts for the military.
01:17:06Let's try it out on them.
01:17:09Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:17:11There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:12Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:15Despicable.
01:17:16What's more despicable
01:17:17is that you and your filthy companions
01:17:19are disrespecting power.
01:17:21Miss Wickham,
01:17:22you can use full force on them.
01:17:25Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:40Wait, that's the president.
01:17:54No, hey, idiots!
01:17:56Oh, my God.
01:18:03Oh, my gosh.
01:18:04I'm so sorry, Madam President.
01:18:06That was...
01:18:07They were totally aiming for Trixie,
01:18:09the fraud in the middle.
01:18:11What is this?
01:18:12Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madam,
01:18:15for your military.
01:18:16This is a war crime.
01:18:18These are innocent civilian lives
01:18:19you're messing with.
01:18:20You're the uncivilized buffoon.
01:18:22I can shoot whoever I want.
01:18:23I have the presidential contract.
01:18:24With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:27And this is the kind of dastardly creation
01:18:30you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:32What are you doing?
01:18:33Reverse the poison
01:18:33and take it out of the present
01:18:35before it's too late.
01:18:36That is easy.
01:18:38There's no need.
01:18:40I'll save everyone.
01:18:54It's raining gold!
01:18:58What's happening?
01:18:59Trixie doesn't have that kind of money.
01:19:01It's got to be cheap glitter.
01:19:05She...
01:19:05She is...
01:19:07She is a criminal.
01:19:09Don't worry, Madam President.
01:19:10We will arrest her
01:19:11and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:12I'd be quiet if I were you.
01:19:14Because you're the one
01:19:15that would be going to prison
01:19:16once everyone is healed up.
01:19:17What are you talking about?
01:19:19The President literally came here
01:19:20to give me my billion-dollar contract.
01:19:31This contract?
01:19:33Yeah!
01:19:34Yes!
01:19:35Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:54My contract, you bitch!
01:19:56And that's not all.
01:20:09This foul weapon
01:20:10will not see the light of day.
01:20:12There is only a need for a vaccine
01:20:14if there is a virus.
01:20:15Don't you realize?
01:20:16Or are you too much
01:20:18of a goody-two-shoes
01:20:19to understand that?
01:20:20You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:23Money is worth more to you
01:20:24than human lives.
01:20:25And that's something
01:20:26I cannot tolerate.
01:20:28So prepare yourself.
01:20:29Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:32What are you going to do?
01:20:34The President is here
01:20:36and I just invented
01:20:37the best biomedical products
01:20:39in the world.
01:20:40You'll pardon me
01:20:42for that little mishap, right?
01:20:44Madam President,
01:20:46you've recovered now.
01:20:47So what's your final decision?
01:20:51I'll...
01:20:51She's going to give me
01:20:52my billion dollar...
01:20:59I'll smack her
01:21:00until she sees 50 stars.
01:21:05Why?
01:21:06Why are you attacking me,
01:21:08Madam President?
01:21:08You're supposed to be
01:21:09giving me the billion dollar...
01:21:11You wish, you idiot!
01:21:15I've never seen a woman
01:21:16so vile,
01:21:18so ugly on the inside
01:21:19it makes me want to vomit.
01:21:21I don't understand.
01:21:22I was just trying to punish
01:21:23these imposters
01:21:24for posing as the
01:21:25goddess of healing.
01:21:28And do you know
01:21:29the goddess healing
01:21:30saved me and my son
01:21:32during childbirth?
01:21:33You've really seen
01:21:35the goddess healer
01:21:36herself in the flesh?
01:21:37the one and only...
01:21:39and it's...
01:21:43her.
01:21:45Her.
01:21:45Her.
01:21:45Her.
01:21:46Her.
01:21:49Her.
01:21:53Her.
01:21:54Her.
01:21:55Whaaaat?
01:21:57Her.
01:22:00Welcome, goddess.
01:22:08Uh, we, uh...
01:22:13You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:15How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:18Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:22I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:25To help those in need.
01:22:27And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:30No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:36She took it away just like that.
01:22:39That was her golden ticket.
01:22:41You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:44But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:48No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:54It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:56Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:58She's an amazing person.
01:22:59And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:03She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:04Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:13I love you.
01:23:27All her goals.
01:23:28All her clothes.
01:23:30All that could have been mine.
01:23:32This is all your fault.
01:23:33This is all...
01:23:34You seduced me!
01:23:37You were the one that came onto me, you himbo!
01:23:41Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:45I want to be rich again!
01:23:47I'll be your slave.
01:23:48Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:50You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:52But it's too late now.
01:23:54All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:59You two should be locked up.
01:24:00And she shall.
01:24:02For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction,
01:24:05arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:08It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:10I never loved you.
01:24:12It's your fault!
01:24:12I was only with you for your money.
01:24:14I don't care.
01:24:15You were rich!
01:24:16I'll see myself now!
01:24:19Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:21We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:24My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:28I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:30That is why I saved you.
01:24:32With these healing hands,
01:24:34I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:38Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:44Let's party!
01:24:46Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:48Right now?
01:24:49Yes!
01:24:50Well.
01:24:51Woo!
01:24:53Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:58I do.
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00You may kiss the bride.
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