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Matrimoney - Full Movie 2026 with English Subtitles
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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:06So, you were arrested. Again.
00:01:12To be fair, if you thought I was leaving, we'll just swim there.
00:01:16There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:30Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:33Good boy!
00:01:35Oh!
00:01:40Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:43Hey!
00:01:43I'm real weird!
00:01:45You do!
00:01:47Oh!
00:01:49You do!
00:01:50Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:10I make my own money.
00:02:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:02:18That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:22Some parents would be proud.
00:02:23Yeah.
00:02:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:39Alright, don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright?
00:02:41And don't be late.
00:02:44Bye, Dad.
00:02:55Excuse me.
00:03:02Eww.
00:03:04Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:10He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:14Like you, Amelia.
00:03:17Good one, Romulus.
00:03:35These are great.
00:03:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:42No problem.
00:03:43Cool.
00:03:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:50Hi.
00:03:52Michelangelo.
00:03:54Chantal.
00:03:54Nice to meet you.
00:03:57I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:59Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere-
00:04:04Hold that thought.
00:04:07Hey, Dad.
00:04:08Where the hell were ya?
00:04:11Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:04:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:15Treppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:18I can meet him later.
00:04:19Nah, Suleyton's back on the plane again.
00:04:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:27You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:33You interned.
00:04:34You went to business school.
00:04:35You...
00:04:36You have potential, okay?
00:04:38But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:42Cause so far...
00:04:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:04:46Bye, Dad.
00:04:50Hey.
00:04:52You okay?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:55But...
00:04:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:10So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:21Like, uh...
00:05:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:25But it's really expensive.
00:05:28And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:30Don't worry about that.
00:05:33I have money saved.
00:05:35I'll find the rest.
00:05:36We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:37We're gonna get through this.
00:05:39Together.
00:05:41Oh, yeah.
00:05:48Yeah.
00:05:55Ciao, Gucci!
00:05:57Did she have a good walk?
00:06:01What's wrong?
00:06:07I'm sorry.
00:06:09This is...
00:06:09No, no, forget about it.
00:06:10I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:15I have a savings.
00:06:17For my doggy daycare.
00:06:19My dream, but...
00:06:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:29After our parents passed,
00:06:31I would do anything for her.
00:06:36Amelia...
00:06:36I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:39You do?
00:06:41Hmm.
00:06:42Come back...
00:06:43Tonight.
00:06:44And, uh...
00:06:46Make something nice.
00:06:49Come on, Peggy.
00:06:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:03Except for the dog hair.
00:07:06Come with me.
00:07:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:11Are they from Italy?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Wow.
00:07:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:17Well...
00:07:18Amelia, meet Michelangelo on my side.
00:07:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:07:24Mm-hmm.
00:07:25Yeah.
00:07:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:28I'm a dog walker.
00:07:30Don't be so defensive.
00:07:32I wasn't.
00:07:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:45Amelia.
00:07:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:07:48Hmm.
00:07:55Do you want to do me a favor?
00:08:02What... exactly?
00:08:10How does it look?
00:08:12Not half bad.
00:08:13I mean...
00:08:14It's fine.
00:08:16Whatever.
00:08:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:22Or not.
00:08:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:26You work for my dad.
00:08:27You have to do what I say.
00:08:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:31Just a few more pictures.
00:08:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:35I don't need Tinder.
00:08:36I'm an underwear model.
00:08:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:41Whatever.
00:08:42Whatever.
00:08:47Pour me another.
00:08:48I told you I'm...
00:08:53Fine.
00:08:59See?
00:09:00Dog Walker.
00:09:01That wasn't so hard.
00:09:04That wasn't so hard.
00:09:05What the fuck?
00:09:07This is fucking Prada!
00:09:13Asshole!
00:09:14You crazy bitch!
00:09:18Amelia!
00:09:19Whoa!
00:09:20What's wrong?
00:09:22I asked her to pour me another drink.
00:09:24And she flipped out!
00:09:25I'm sorry, Romulus.
00:09:27But your son is a prick.
00:09:28I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:29No, no, no.
00:09:29Please.
00:09:29I apologize.
00:09:31My son, he's immature.
00:09:33Alright?
00:09:33And that's why I invited you.
00:09:36Poor Florida.
00:09:37Please.
00:09:38Alright?
00:09:39Just have a seat.
00:09:40Alright?
00:09:41And I promise.
00:09:41He'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:43Won't you, son?
00:09:46So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:50Cancer?
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:58Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:01Okay.
00:10:02I want the business.
00:10:04I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:10What kind of deal?
00:10:13Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:15No.
00:10:17You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:19What?
00:10:22What?
00:10:23Romulus.
00:10:24What are you saying?
00:10:25I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:27Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:33Well, that's a little bit.
00:10:34Look.
00:10:35You have to grow up before you can run on business.
00:10:38And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:40We're not even a match.
00:10:42We hate each other.
00:10:44At least I do.
00:10:44Obviously.
00:10:46See?
00:10:47There's something uncommon already.
00:10:49Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:52Oh, yeah, we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:11:01I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:11:04But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:07You two have chemistry.
00:11:10Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:12As if.
00:11:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:18Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:21Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:11:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:30What's it gonna be?
00:11:39Fine.
00:11:40I'll do it.
00:11:42For Betsy.
00:11:46Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:51If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:56And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:59What the hell, Dad?
00:12:04Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:12:06Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:10The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:13And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:12:17You ready my money?
00:12:18Try and make yourself look decent.
00:12:23You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:26Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:28And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:32I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:36Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:41Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage.
00:12:43But, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:47Sure.
00:12:47That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:50Are we agreed?
00:12:53Sure.
00:12:54Alright.
00:12:55Sign here.
00:13:13Salute to the new couple.
00:13:17Mmm.
00:13:26So, your place or mine?
00:13:29I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:31Fine, then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:43So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:46It's like a museum in here.
00:13:48A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:51Ugh.
00:14:05Whoa, what was this?
00:14:07Put it in the trash.
00:14:09This isn't trash.
00:14:10These are my sisters.
00:14:11She's an artist.
00:14:12So put them in your room.
00:14:14I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:17Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:19That's man-thong.
00:14:20It's trademarked.
00:14:25Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:28If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back,
00:14:29we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:32It's electric.
00:14:38Oh, by the way, this is going to work.
00:14:42You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:45Gee, thanks.
00:14:46Welcome.
00:14:54You're getting married?
00:14:56Shh, Betsy.
00:14:57Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:59Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:01It's not like you.
00:15:04You're sitting here...
00:15:06reserved.
00:15:07Safe.
00:15:09Like I always taught you.
00:15:12Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:16And besides,
00:15:18Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:21So I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:23Michelangelo?
00:15:25The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:27No.
00:15:29Michelangelo...
00:15:30Dino Valeno?
00:15:31Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:33Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:35Michelangelo?
00:15:35Shh.
00:15:39So shall I ever have to start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:44How did you even meet?
00:15:45His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:49It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:53He's so toxic.
00:15:56Speak of the devil.
00:15:59Oh, yeah.
00:16:01You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:16:04This is a doctor's office.
00:16:08Amelia.
00:16:10Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:12Doctor's ready.
00:16:15We'll talk about this later.
00:16:38We're ready to get wet, baby.
00:16:41We're already wet.
00:16:54We're already wet.
00:16:58Where did that come from?
00:16:59We're ready to get wet.
00:17:25Nice place.
00:17:26I love the artwork.
00:17:29Thanks. Finally.
00:17:30Ooh, good taste.
00:17:34No, I'm good. We had plenty at dinner.
00:17:37More for me.
00:17:42You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:17:58Who are you? Who are you?
00:18:02Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:18:08Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:13This is my house?
00:18:15We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:18:21You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:22What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:24Who's jealous?
00:18:26Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:18:31Sweet dreams.
00:18:38I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:41How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:44Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:04See you later.
00:19:06And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:10Sorry. I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:19:13Better not.
00:19:26How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:28Not now. My head's killing me.
00:19:31We need to talk about last night.
00:19:32No. What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:37I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:41But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:44And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:47Fine. I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:19:50My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:54And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:58Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:59Yeah, no shit.
00:20:01I'm serious.
00:20:03Don't screw this up.
00:20:05I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:20:08I know what I'm doing. Dog walker.
00:20:11And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:14Whenever I want.
00:20:15Wherever I want.
00:20:17Fine. Do whatever you want.
00:20:21I'm sorry. It's a bit harsh.
00:20:23I'm just really...
00:20:26hungover.
00:20:29That could have gone better.
00:20:36Hey, baby.
00:20:38You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:40You're rich now.
00:20:42I know. I like it.
00:20:44Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:45You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:50Tell me, uh...
00:20:51How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:54Oh, fine.
00:20:55Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:20:57Alright.
00:20:58Well, give him time, alright?
00:21:00Oh, and listen.
00:21:01He is not as bad as TMZ says, alright?
00:21:04Look, I...
00:21:05I promise.
00:21:06I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:08I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:08You're right.
00:21:10Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:12Yeah.
00:21:12Right.
00:21:12Come on, Gucci.
00:21:13Yeah.
00:21:14Come on.
00:21:14Bye, Gooch.
00:21:18Hey, Amelia.
00:21:19Hey, Jake.
00:21:22Gucci, no!
00:21:23Royce!
00:21:25It's a bad dog, but...
00:21:27I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:29It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32It's in here.
00:21:40Sorry.
00:21:41Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:44His whole family, actually.
00:21:46All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:48I should make a reality show.
00:21:50We're old dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:54Do you want to walk together?
00:21:56Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:58Yeah.
00:22:00I'd like that.
00:22:06So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:22:09A couple months.
00:22:10I like it.
00:22:11I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:22:14Barista.
00:22:15Uber driver.
00:22:17Delivery guy.
00:22:19Movie extra?
00:22:20You were in a movie.
00:22:21Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:23Just trying to impress you.
00:22:25How about you?
00:22:26How long have you been doing this?
00:22:28I don't know.
00:22:29My whole life, I guess.
00:22:31It started as a summer job,
00:22:32and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:35I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:37Wow.
00:22:38I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:40Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:45If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:49My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:51Do you want to go?
00:22:54I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:22:58You did?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:02I still do.
00:23:06He's cute.
00:23:07I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:23:10Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:17I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:19Hell yeah.
00:23:21I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:26I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:30I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:35Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:37Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:43Looks pretty big.
00:23:44It was a big school.
00:23:46Public schools.
00:23:48Am I right?
00:23:53I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:57Me?
00:23:58Engaged?
00:23:59No.
00:23:59Are you kidding?
00:24:00I'm 24.
00:24:01I'm practically still a baby.
00:24:02I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:24:07Nope.
00:24:08Single and ready to mingle.
00:24:10Okay.
00:24:14Royce pooped.
00:24:15I should pick it up.
00:24:16Where?
00:24:17I don't see it.
00:24:18Just over there.
00:24:26Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:29Of course.
00:24:29It's an office.
00:24:31You want to be CEO, you gotta look the part.
00:24:33You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the Chocolate Factory?
00:24:38Very funny.
00:24:39You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:41Yes, I know.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42That means you gotta get up to speed, rapidamente.
00:24:44So today you're gonna be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:48Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:50Fuck no.
00:24:51Come on, Dad.
00:25:01Wow!
00:25:04Oh my goodness.
00:25:05Are you okay?
00:25:07Hi.
00:25:08I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:14You're engaged, remember?
00:25:18And this is our new palette.
00:25:21It's Matt's collection.
00:25:23He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:26But yeah, that's the presentation for me, Michelangelo.
00:25:38What, Dad?
00:25:41What a day, Dad.
00:25:43It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:44Look at you.
00:25:45You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:50Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:51Hard work does pay off.
00:25:53Just look at Amelia.
00:25:55What about her?
00:25:56She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:58Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:26:00But she just worked hard, and now...
00:26:02Well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:26:05I guess that's impressive.
00:26:07Yeah, see.
00:26:08See, it is.
00:26:09I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:26:12I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:20Break's over.
00:26:37Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:39One day down.
00:26:40Forty more years to go.
00:26:44Now this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:48you talk about the day's work,
00:26:50brings you closer together,
00:26:52comfort each other,
00:26:53just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:57You know, I'm thinking,
00:26:59it's time for the world to meet Amelia...
00:27:04tonight.
00:27:06Tonight?
00:27:07Shit.
00:27:08When am I gonna tell Chantel?
00:27:09I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:27:11The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:27:13Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:27:15Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:27:17to the Dino, or Dino?
00:27:20Now, Dino.
00:27:21Don't you think it's a bit...
00:27:23soon, Dad?
00:27:24I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:26What's the matter?
00:27:28You two are getting along all right, aren't you?
00:27:29Yeah, yeah.
00:27:30We're just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:34Alright, so it's all settled.
00:27:35I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,
00:27:37in the limo,
00:27:38and...
00:27:39don't be late.
00:27:43Why, Dad?
00:27:45Why, Dad?
00:27:55So, remind me,
00:27:57why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:28:00Because I want to do something nice
00:28:02for my favorite big sister.
00:28:05And?
00:28:06And...
00:28:07You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:28:10But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:28:13I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:28:15You better not let that hair down.
00:28:18Sorry.
00:28:18Just an expression.
00:28:26How's it going in there?
00:28:28I'm coming out!
00:28:37Don't...
00:28:38That bad?
00:28:40I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:28:46Buy that dress.
00:28:47ASAP.
00:28:51Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:53I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:10I'm going to ride.
00:29:18I'll jump in program瀛│.
00:29:18Heaven's good at tea.
00:29:19I need some help.
00:29:20I'm standing here near 蟿 褉械斜械薪芯褔泻邪.
00:29:21I wanna havrata a lady.
00:29:30What are you looking at?
00:29:32You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:34Oh, thanks.
00:29:37Did you forget my name?
00:29:39No, it's just something different.
00:29:43Did you change your hair?
00:29:45Why do you care?
00:29:46The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:48I'm going out.
00:29:49I just forgot my charger.
00:29:50Awesome, thanks.
00:29:54I'm taking this.
00:29:56Wait, I've been calling you.
00:29:57We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:58I told you, I'm busy.
00:30:00Hold on!
00:30:04Amelia!
00:30:12All right, hey.
00:30:13Look who's right on time.
00:30:15Nice.
00:30:16Where's Amelia?
00:30:19She's sick.
00:30:20She can't make it.
00:30:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no.
00:30:23If your fiance's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:30:26Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:28Give her some nice soup.
00:30:31I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:33Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:35Poor thing.
00:30:37Okay, Dad.
00:30:39See you in the office.
00:30:45Stupid dog walker?
00:30:47Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:48I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:58Hey.
00:30:59It's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:31:01You still track people?
00:31:17Wow.
00:31:18Amelia.
00:31:19Hi.
00:31:21You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:24Without a dog.
00:31:26Sorry.
00:31:27I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:29I kind of panicked.
00:31:30No worries.
00:31:31I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:37Talk to the bartender.
00:31:39Wow.
00:31:39The IP treatment.
00:31:41You look like it.
00:31:43Thanks, Jack.
00:31:45Hey.
00:31:46Lover boy.
00:31:47We're on.
00:31:49Gotta go.
00:31:51Find me in the green room after.
00:31:53Hope you like it.
00:31:54Break a leg.
00:31:55Lover boy.
00:32:15Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:32:18It's all I do.
00:32:20You know what I want, babe.
00:32:23You know what I want.
00:32:27Good.
00:32:28Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:30Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:33One more, please.
00:32:38But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:48Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:51You really think so?
00:32:53I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:56The who?
00:32:58You don't know the strokes.
00:33:01Are they older?
00:33:03I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:33:07It's all right.
00:33:08Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:33:10You want some of that a drink?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:20So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:23Since I was 13.
00:33:25Playing in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:29going someplace.
00:33:30That's awesome.
00:33:31And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full-time.
00:33:37You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:39I thought you liked it.
00:33:41I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:45I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:47I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:49A cat person?
00:33:53Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:54Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:57I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:00I just want to relax.
00:34:01Have a good time.
00:34:03I'm beautiful, you know that?
00:34:08I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:34:10Now I'm not sure.
00:34:11We have nothing in common.
00:34:13Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:34:19The heck.
00:34:20I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:34:22Michelangelo had his fun.
00:34:23Now I can have mine.
00:34:38Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:41What's going on?
00:34:43That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:34:47He's not.
00:34:48You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:50Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:52What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:53Back off, dude.
00:34:55Back off.
00:34:56Grubby little hipster.
00:34:57She's my fianc茅.
00:34:59So that was an engagement ring.
00:35:01Jake, I can explain.
00:35:04Let's go.
00:35:06I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:35:08I'm not, Jake.
00:35:14This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:35:20And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:27I can't believe you did that.
00:35:28After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:31Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:34Just an Italian, American, psycho.
00:35:37I'm not following you around.
00:35:39You know what?
00:35:39I get it.
00:35:40You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:45Me jealous?
00:35:46Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:48Like I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:51I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:53I have a name.
00:35:55Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:56That is an original.
00:35:57I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:00Oh, fine.
00:36:01I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:36:05I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:36:07They're treating me like shit.
00:36:10That's from the Renaissance.
00:36:11You are history's worst nightmare.
00:36:13I tried to make this work with you.
00:36:15We signed a contract.
00:36:16For an arranged marriage.
00:36:18Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:36:21You are such a simpleton.
00:36:25Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:27Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:30I tried to get along with you.
00:36:31You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:32I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:34Right back at you.
00:36:36I fucking hate you.
00:36:38I fucking hate you more.
00:36:39I don't do it.
00:36:45I don't do it.
00:36:51I don't do it.
00:36:55I don't do it.
00:36:58I don't do it.
00:37:00I wish I didn't care.
00:37:02But what does it do?
00:37:04She won't have to say.
00:37:05She won't have to say.
00:37:42Ah, where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:37:56Michelangelo?
00:37:57Dog Walker.
00:38:00Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:38:06Uh-huh.
00:38:08We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:38:11We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:38:16Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:38:22I should get up, too.
00:38:26Oh, my head.
00:38:27There's Pedialoy in the fridge.
00:38:31Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:32Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:38Well, you look great.
00:38:40Thanks. I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:47You, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:38:56So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:59Wait. For the first time?
00:39:03Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:39:05Uh, Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:39:12Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:39:16And, how was it?
00:39:19Well...
00:39:20Really bad, right? I knew it.
00:39:24Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:39:27Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:32I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:35Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:37That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:40I don't get it.
00:39:41He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:44I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:39:50You get the picture.
00:39:53Hey.
00:39:55Opposite to Trek.
00:39:57I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:40:01Because you're so different.
00:40:03Something like that.
00:40:13Here it comes. Right on the schedule.
00:40:16Dog Walker's in love with me.
00:40:18I'll have to let her down easy.
00:40:20Weird.
00:40:21I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:33What was that about?
00:40:35Must be the hangover.
00:40:45Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight. Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:41:08Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker? And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:33Hey.
00:41:36Hi.
00:41:39We should talk about...
00:41:40We should talk about...
00:41:41We should talk about...
00:41:45I'm not very good with words.
00:41:46Me neither.
00:41:47But...
00:41:48Last night I...
00:41:49You don't have to say anything.
00:41:50We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:52And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:55Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:56I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.
00:42:00You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:02I'm a big girl.
00:42:03I've had a one night stand before.
00:42:05I've never been with someone like you before.
00:42:08Okay.
00:42:08I get it.
00:42:09I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:42:14You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:42:18I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:42:21Frankly, so would I.
00:42:22I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:42:23You don't understand.
00:42:24Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:42:28I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:32Wait.
00:42:33Did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:37What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:40I have a confession to make.
00:42:45Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why, but that was the best sex I've ever had in
00:42:52my life.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:57I'm not a good actor.
00:42:59I could even do reality TV.
00:43:01But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:43:06Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:43:11You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:43:14Amelia.
00:43:15Please.
00:43:18I know you felt it too.
00:43:24Amelia, please.
00:43:27Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:43:30I felt it too.
00:43:35So why are we fighting it?
00:43:38I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:41Me too.
00:43:56You don't need me to beitude.
00:44:01You don't need you to be, right?
00:44:15You don't need.
00:44:16I know you don't give up if you have any finger.
00:44:17I know you're not supposed to it.
00:44:24I know we're supposed to be breathing.
00:44:25I know I am going to be playing it.
00:44:27No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's Superyacht.
00:44:30If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:44:33The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:44:42You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:44:48Thanks?
00:44:50You know, we could actually try this.
00:44:54Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:44:57I'm serious.
00:44:59The wedding's coming up.
00:45:02We could give it a shot.
00:45:04You mean like, you and me.
00:45:06Together, together.
00:45:07Why not?
00:45:09Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:45:24Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:45:31Oh, hey, Royce.
00:45:34Jake.
00:45:35How's it going?
00:45:37Good.
00:45:38Yeah.
00:45:40Look, the other night was kind of...
00:45:41Crazy.
00:45:42I know.
00:45:44I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:45:46We were kind of in a fight.
00:45:49I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:45:51Is he always like that?
00:45:53So aggressive and controlling?
00:45:55I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:45:58He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:01Well, I am his woman.
00:46:03He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:46:06And I don't blame him.
00:46:08Oh, my God.
00:46:09Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:46:13I didn't mean a pride.
00:46:15Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:46:18I'm here if you need to talk.
00:46:20Thanks, Jake.
00:46:21But I'm engaged.
00:46:23Remember?
00:46:25And the only person I want to talk to is my fianc茅.
00:46:28Well, we had a connection.
00:46:30You're a cat person.
00:46:32It never would have worked.
00:46:34Come on, Gucci.
00:46:35Let's go.
00:46:39Cats are awesome.
00:46:43That was a great presentation.
00:46:48The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:46:51You think so?
00:46:52Ooh.
00:46:53Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:46:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:46:57Now, listen.
00:46:58I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:00You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:03Gucci?
00:47:03Sure.
00:47:04But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia specialty.
00:47:07Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:47:09You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:47:13At the dog park?
00:47:13Mm-hmm.
00:47:14I just texted her.
00:47:16It's all set.
00:47:17Now, go get a lover, boy.
00:47:31So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:47:34You've never played fetch before?
00:47:37It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:47:41Let me try.
00:47:42That's okay.
00:47:43I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:47:50Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:47:54No.
00:47:54I like my work.
00:47:57What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:01You're right.
00:48:02I should work less.
00:48:04If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:48:12Fetch Gucci.
00:48:18I've got a big surprise.
00:48:20A surprise?
00:48:22Just wait and see.
00:48:31Grazie, Enzo.
00:48:32Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:48:39What's that?
00:48:41A special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli?
00:48:46But Gucci, what's your favorite prosciutto?
00:48:51You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:48:54I thought you were off the clock today.
00:48:58Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:01I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:49:06Okay.
00:49:08This is for us.
00:49:09Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:49:11What else is in the bag?
00:49:12Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:49:17You can cook?
00:49:32That was so good.
00:49:34I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:49:38How did you do this?
00:49:40I can't cook at all.
00:49:42Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:49:44Did you learn in culinary school?
00:49:46No.
00:49:47My mom taught me.
00:49:49Tell me about her.
00:49:51I never told a girl about my mom.
00:49:54Sorry.
00:49:55I don't mean to pray.
00:49:58She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:00Breast cancer.
00:50:02But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:50:05She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:50:11We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:50:17I still have all of her recipes here.
00:50:21Handwritten in Italian.
00:50:23That's really special.
00:50:27I miss her.
00:50:29This might sound corny but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:50:35It's not corny.
00:50:37But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:50:39Just don't tell TMZ.
00:50:42What about your parents?
00:50:44My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:50:49It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:50:52I'm sorry.
00:50:53I just really hope these treatments work.
00:50:58I don't want to lose her too.
00:51:01I'm sorry.
00:51:02Your story made me emotional.
00:51:04I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:51:06I'll help you.
00:51:07No.
00:51:07No, it's fine.
00:51:08I like doing the dishes.
00:51:09It relaxes me.
00:51:11Good.
00:51:12Because I hate them.
00:51:13Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:51:19Is it just the wine?
00:51:21Or am I really falling for him?
00:51:24Her.
00:51:27You don't want espresso.
00:51:29It's not your fault.
00:51:37Hey.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:40Do you want an espresso?
00:51:42I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:51:44No, thank you.
00:51:45You need to have a morning meeting.
00:51:46I'm kind of in a rush.
00:51:47Okay.
00:51:48Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:51:49How could I?
00:51:52Ready, bro?
00:51:54Well, let me fix your tie.
00:51:57What do you know about ties?
00:51:59You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:01And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:52:04Touch茅.
00:52:05There you go.
00:52:07Okay, bye.
00:52:08Bye.
00:52:11Love you.
00:52:12Love you too.
00:52:14Love you too.
00:52:18Love you too.
00:52:20Love you too.
00:52:23Love you too.
00:52:24Reflex.
00:52:25I didn't mean to say that.
00:52:26Me neither.
00:52:27Too soon.
00:52:29Talk about it later?
00:52:31Yeah.
00:52:32Okay.
00:52:33Okay.
00:52:34Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:52:37And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:52:44look who's here hey my little guy hey little Gucci look at this right here huh let's try
00:52:56oh yeah now here's a here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother
00:53:04right there come to Papa yes my boy all right all right so
00:53:18we got to talk about this this wedding right this is two weeks off Hollywood Bowl they're waiting
00:53:24for an answer and I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane he says the band is free you like
00:53:31cold
00:53:31play right that we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl well all right then we'll book the
00:53:39Magic Castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we
00:53:45cannot plan a wedding like this what something wrong with family no everything's great it's better than
00:53:54great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not Amelia's thing
00:54:02I think it'd make it uncomfortable wow I never thought of that you know you have a very good
00:54:10point yeah I'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman I can't say I've
00:54:20ever felt like this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love yeah I don't know
00:54:32all right all right change the deal then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl all right and then we'll have a
00:54:38nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:54:54so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working I know it I talked to my doctors yesterday
00:55:03and I'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you I wasn't expecting it I didn't think I
00:55:15would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions I almost had enough in my savings to
00:55:22cover that maybe I didn't need the Dino Volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating I brought
00:55:30Prosecco no yeah no I'm good yeah Amelia I'm your sister you can tell me anything is it
00:55:42michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you I will take that man thong and give
00:55:49him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo Betsy
00:55:58it's me I have to tell you something
00:56:06I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones
00:56:13it's the only way that I could pay for your treatments and you know that I would do anything for
00:56:18you
00:56:20actually he's not that bad I kind of like him yeah babe that's called Stockholm Syndrome we need to
00:56:30get you out of there Betsy I have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard
00:56:41what
00:56:41he did to that floozy in Disney World they banned him for life you'll never go to Epcot he's not
00:56:48actually
00:56:49like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants Amelia
00:56:56if you
00:56:58marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him yeah meet him maybe he'll
00:57:09change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please me just give him the
00:57:16chance fine yes only one yes you won't regret it I'm gonna go get the Prosecco you better bring the
00:57:30whole bottle thank you for making dinner of course I'm glad she's cancer-free
00:57:38we need to celebrate
00:57:43michelangelo you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me right
00:57:48you mean besides me I'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:53have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
00:58:07it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis nice to finally meet
00:58:20you
00:58:21let's see so this is the infamous uh michelangelo how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:58:3596 Dom Perignon Amelia said that's the year that you were born yeah sorry I can't drink that fancy
00:58:42stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:58:48$8.99 at Ralph's it's delicious this was made in France sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a
00:58:59drink
00:59:20you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
00:59:31so michelangelo I have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up
00:59:37you don't mind do you fire away
00:59:43so I know you two have been having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like
00:59:51once that honeymoon phase wears off I don't think it's going to
00:59:57that's cute that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her or kids what's your
01:00:03stance on that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets
01:00:08too serious
01:00:09let's see look I know I have a past but I'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but
01:00:18I'm open to anything
01:00:19see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:00:25we know now
01:00:27easy Betsy
01:00:29I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:00:32and if you really cared about Amelia you would give her the time
01:00:36and what makes you such an expert
01:00:39I don't see a ring on your finger
01:00:41michelangelo
01:00:42you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:00:44it's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her she gets it from you
01:00:49are you gonna let him talk to me like that Amelia
01:00:51you started it
01:00:58why don't we all just calm down
01:01:01Betsy's just looking out for my best interest
01:01:03no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her
01:01:07that's not fair michelangelo
01:01:09she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:01:11you're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills
01:01:13and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:01:16you know what you can't talk to Betsy like that
01:01:19that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:01:24that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:01:27this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:01:30not to me
01:01:31you know maybe she should be concerned I don't like this side of you
01:01:34see I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:01:37but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:01:39you told her she's my sister
01:01:42I don't care that violates our agreement
01:01:44oh is that all I am to you
01:01:45a contractual agreement some kind of obligation
01:01:48it's not what I meant
01:01:50it came out wrong Amelia
01:01:52I love you
01:01:54you love me
01:01:55don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:58shut the fuck up
01:02:00you know what maybe she was right
01:02:02I shouldn't have signed that contract
01:02:03it's over
01:02:10we need to get out of here
01:02:12I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:02:15to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:02:21Amelia
01:02:23I know this is hard to hear
01:02:25but
01:02:26you did the right thing
01:02:28you could do so much better than him
01:02:31yeah
01:02:32but he isn't a monster
01:02:34I shouldn't have said that
01:02:36we can talk about it on the road
01:02:38get packing
01:02:39and if we leave now
01:02:41we can get to Mexico by dawn
01:02:42lay low for a bit
01:02:43Mexico?
01:02:44or Canada
01:02:45whatever
01:02:46it's that or stay here and get sued
01:02:48by the Dino Lavinos
01:02:50or worse
01:02:52I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us
01:02:54I mean
01:02:55I only told you about the contract
01:02:57it's not like I told the media
01:02:59you don't know that
01:03:02we're
01:03:03liabilities
01:03:04loose ends
01:03:05you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:03:11get rid of that thing
01:03:13they could be tracking us right now
01:03:16yeah you know Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day
01:03:21see
01:03:22he could have a sniper on us
01:03:27it's Romulus
01:03:29hey Romulus
01:03:30what?
01:03:33what do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:03:47you came
01:03:50against my better judgment
01:03:52I'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:03:54I've just been busy
01:03:56but
01:03:57it's over with now
01:04:00you should
01:04:02punish me for straying
01:04:05you make me sick
01:04:06I make me sick
01:04:16nice
01:04:18underwear
01:04:20it's a great craftsmanship
01:04:26okay
01:04:27let's get this over with
01:04:32is that all you have to say?
01:04:34do you even realize how hot I am?
01:04:36I'm sorry
01:04:39Chantelle
01:04:40I
01:04:41thought I wanted this
01:04:44but I don't
01:04:47I'm not the stud that I used to be
01:04:52Amelia broke up with me
01:04:57it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:05:03never had a millionaire said I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair
01:05:06I am fucking devastated
01:05:09and all her wishes I could take back how I acted
01:05:12and just wanted to come back to me
01:05:24Amelia?
01:05:26hi dad
01:05:28Gucci's gone?
01:05:30I'll be right there
01:05:40Romulus
01:05:41what?
01:05:41hold on
01:05:42oh
01:05:44wait
01:05:44well I
01:05:45I only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:05:47we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:05:50he just shot off like a rocket
01:05:52I've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:05:56well we can help you find him
01:05:59yeah
01:05:59right?
01:06:01oh
01:06:02good thanks
01:06:04Gucci
01:06:04this better not be a trap
01:06:06just come on
01:06:10Gucci
01:06:11Gucci
01:06:12Gucci
01:06:12hey hey hey hey where's Michelangelo?
01:06:15huh?
01:06:16I thought you were both together why isn't he here with you?
01:06:17oh
01:06:18um
01:06:19he's
01:06:20sorry I'm late dad
01:06:22where were you?
01:06:23I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's
01:06:25it's Gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:06:27if this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:06:29nothing will
01:06:31smart move dude
01:06:32here ladies
01:06:33take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:06:39that's it
01:06:40Amelia
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:52Gucci
01:06:58he's hopeless
01:07:01we've been looking for him all night long
01:07:04we're never gonna find him
01:07:06don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:07:08keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:07:12see they're not gonna kill us
01:07:14I do have to admit though
01:07:17didn't expect to see this side of him
01:07:19he's really there for his dad
01:07:22his dad's dog
01:07:24so you approve now?
01:07:26they didn't say that
01:07:30Gucci
01:07:34Gucci
01:07:35my boy's back
01:07:37oh
01:07:37oh
01:07:38oh
01:07:40oh
01:07:44okay
01:07:45okay
01:07:45I'm
01:07:46a little closer to
01:07:48approving
01:07:54I
01:07:56might
01:07:56have
01:07:58possibly
01:08:00misjudged you
01:08:02a little
01:08:04it's okay
01:08:05most of
01:08:06what the tabloids publish is true
01:08:07they just leave out part of the story
01:08:11Amelia
01:08:13can we talk?
01:08:17please
01:08:20Amelia
01:08:22can we talk?
01:08:25please
01:08:26okay
01:08:36Amelia
01:08:38I'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:08:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister
01:08:43and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:08:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:08:55thanks for saying that
01:08:57I needed to hear that
01:09:00and I'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:09:04you're not one
01:09:06I'm still learning new things about you
01:09:09most of them are good
01:09:12I'm happy we signed the contract
01:09:15I'm not
01:09:16but
01:09:19you're not
01:09:19what do you mean?
01:09:23Amelia this
01:09:24might sound crazy but
01:09:27I meant it when I said that I love you
01:09:30and I don't want
01:09:31some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:09:36I want to know that our love is real
01:09:41Dad
01:09:42what is it son?
01:09:44I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia
01:09:47why son?
01:09:49because I want to ask her to marry me
01:09:53and not because of some legal obligation
01:09:58but because she wants to
01:10:05consider our contracts null and void
01:10:14Amelia
01:10:16where will it be?
01:10:19will you marry me?
01:10:23will you marry me?
01:10:26yes
01:10:27I'll marry you
01:10:44you
01:10:44you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:10:47and I'm the happiest dog walker
01:10:50look at me
01:10:52I'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:10:56alright
01:10:56alright you two
01:10:57that's enough alright
01:10:59we spent this whole night together
01:11:01come over to my place alright
01:11:03we'll have a nice breakfast
01:11:04Italian style
01:11:07hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:11:09I think I can get used to it
01:11:11and then we can all discuss the wedding
01:11:13alright?
01:11:14I want to hear from everybody involved
01:11:17especially Coldplay
01:11:18we're not getting Coldplay Dad
01:11:21it was worth a try
01:11:46and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows
01:11:49Michaelangelo?
01:11:54Amelia
01:11:56even though we're far from a perfect couple
01:11:59we're perfect together
01:12:02I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time
01:12:06and not just about dogs
01:12:09I don't know how I ever managed anything without you
01:12:16I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year
01:12:24and in return I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy
01:12:35daycare you've always dreamed of
01:12:38I love you
01:12:42I love you
01:12:42Amelia you're the only thing better than free underwear
01:12:47I love you so much
01:12:49I love you so much
01:12:55I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model
01:12:59but here we are
01:13:02Michaelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell
01:13:04and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest
01:13:07something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy
01:13:15and although we haven't spent much time together
01:13:17it feels like a lifetime
01:13:19in a good way
01:13:20I know your mom would be proud of you
01:13:23Tiamo, Michelangelo
01:13:24I love you
01:13:26With the power vested in me by almighty God
01:13:28and the city of Beverly Hills
01:13:30I now pronounce you husband and wife
01:13:33you may kiss your bride
01:13:42Thanks
01:13:45I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister
01:13:47I'm Jake
01:13:49another dog walker
01:13:51it's crazy
01:13:52you know, given my sister
01:13:54I've always been more of a cat person
01:13:56me too
01:13:58woo
01:14:00oh
01:14:01it's a class
01:14:02good
01:14:03my family
01:14:05moment
01:14:06of a
01:14:08a
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