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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:14Fucking dumbass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:18Stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:36a 4,000-word pure smut starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:44Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:50I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:59But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04You're just gonna keep an eye out of you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:44I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:46The same Brett Harrison
00:02:47I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:54What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:00I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:02Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:07Just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:10You're on watch duty now.
00:03:11You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:13Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17We're on.
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:21Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey.
00:03:36Reminds me.
00:03:37Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:41I don't know.
00:03:43Why don't you define weird?
00:03:45It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:53Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:57want to open it.
00:03:58And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:02at it.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:10Yeah.
00:04:11No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I don't have any
00:04:16signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:20Why?
00:04:20What's on the email?
00:04:23Why?
00:04:23What's on the email?
00:04:24Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:27Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:30Because you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:32I made a promise to run, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:36uh, tell me.
00:04:38No.
00:04:39Nothing.
00:04:39Nothing scandalous.
00:04:40I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:42Good to see you.
00:04:47Okay.
00:04:48Deep breath.
00:04:49This is my year.
00:04:51New city.
00:04:52New school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:54And I'm not going to think about Bret's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:31And more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:40Okay.
00:05:41You want a shot?
00:05:43But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:46Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:47Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:49And if he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:55Sure.
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:00Down the hallway.
00:06:01Third door on the left.
00:06:02And just barge in.
00:06:04Be aggressive.
00:06:05He loves them.
00:06:13Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:27Third door.
00:06:28Meeting room.
00:06:29Show him regression.
00:06:30I got this.
00:06:40Oh my god.
00:06:42Oh my god.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:48We lost him.
00:06:49We still gotta stop.
00:06:50See you.
00:06:54Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:56No!
00:06:57No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:02Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:11Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:13Were you needing a salute?
00:07:15Oh.
00:07:17Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:40What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:43He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:49Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:08:00Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decided to rouse where the coach is at.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:08It's alright.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:22Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:25Put it down.
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:34I can just go out.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:58The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:22Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:25Unmanged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me.
00:09:30No.
00:09:31No.
00:09:31No.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:39I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:45Yes it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:48And whose fault is it?
00:09:50I miss it to you.
00:09:52Oh crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:56I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message. Sorry.
00:10:02Missed my message, sir?
00:10:04You know, I don't think so.
00:10:06I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:09Why?
00:10:10Okay, come on.
00:10:11What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:17I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:22He sleeps with everything that moves. Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes!
00:10:28You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:31Well, it's the truth. So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:34Hold on. Let me do something really quick.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:37There you go. Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41It's already done.
00:10:42That's not cool. You can't do that.
00:10:44That's not fair.
00:10:45Yes, it is.
00:10:47Because, listen, you're my business now.
00:10:50So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:53I said, take your phone out.
00:10:57Cool. But, do what?
00:10:59I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:10Keep it cool, Allison. Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:14This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:17The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only, my only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Oh, yes.
00:11:41Rhett, harder.
00:11:43Oh, faster.
00:11:44I'm coming.
00:11:46Are you alright?
00:11:47Yes.
00:11:48I need a little bit of air.
00:11:49It's really hot in here.
00:11:51I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:53Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:58No, I just can't.
00:12:07Oh, my God.
00:12:09Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms?
00:12:24There's no way.
00:12:25That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:28What did you like to know?
00:12:33Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:37Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys' locker room.
00:12:39You kissed me back.
00:12:41You basically attacked me.
00:12:42I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:50Pathetic.
00:12:51I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:52I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:54I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:58You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:13:00Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:04Excuse me?
00:13:05There's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew.
00:13:08No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:10And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:12Are you insane?
00:13:14Who do you think you are?
00:13:15My father?
00:13:21I'm your roommate.
00:13:22And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:26So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31We're roommates.
00:13:32And that means we're equals.
00:13:34That means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:38So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:41And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:46sure that you're safe.
00:13:47Why don't you consider me?
00:13:49Why don't you consider me your brother pro-max?
00:13:51No.
00:13:53No.
00:13:53Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra-large.
00:13:56No.
00:13:57Pro-max.
00:13:57Yes.
00:13:58Not when he looks like that.
00:14:03Yes.
00:14:04Yes.
00:14:24Not when he looks like that.
00:14:27Yeah.
00:14:37No.
00:14:41No.
00:14:43No.
00:14:47No.
00:15:00No.
00:15:12No.
00:15:14No.
00:15:14No.
00:15:14No.
00:15:14No.
00:15:14No.
00:15:17No.
00:15:18No.
00:15:21No.
00:15:25Oh my god.
00:15:27Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:33Look everyone.
00:15:34The strippers arrived.
00:15:36Let's all give little Ms. Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:42Thanks.
00:15:43at least i don't look so ordinary you spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me
00:15:49i'm starting to think you have a crush rita now are we gonna have some fun or is everyone
00:15:56just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night turn the music up let's play a game
00:16:17i dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now
00:16:28shit i don't have any guy friends here chad is deleted and i can't call brett
00:16:34what's the matter no guys want you tick tock sweetie she's stalling she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:43you can't get a guy you dress like a hooker you flash your tits and not a single man wants
00:16:47to claim you
00:16:48just give me a second
00:17:00hey allison yeah i
00:17:08that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:10but you're so thirsty
00:17:12lick it up
00:17:18lick it up
00:17:28britt
00:17:30what's up where are you
00:17:32i'm at club five i am
00:17:35i lost a dare
00:17:38yeah what kind of dare
00:17:41i need a man to claim me in front of everyone
00:17:45allison you're asking me to go to a club after i told you that i didn't think it was a
00:17:49good idea for you to go out of night
00:17:50come on brett please this is serious can you just come get me
00:17:54no allison you know what you wanted to break the rules you enjoy your night
00:17:58brett please
00:18:03how dare you even think brett he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:08you literally stalked him into the men's showers
00:18:12i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:20where do you think you're going
00:18:21grab her
00:18:23no get off of me
00:18:24you lost the dare you pay the price
00:18:29you need to loosen up
00:18:31you couldn't get brett's touchy that's fine
00:18:33we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:50what was that
00:18:51oh jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:59please
00:19:00come on sweetheart
00:19:01a dare is a dare
00:19:03stop fighting
00:19:06i'm doing you a favor
00:19:07taking the v-card out your ass
00:19:17please
00:19:18please stop
00:19:19you're getting this
00:19:21that's what gets used
00:19:24hey asshole
00:19:29oh
00:19:37don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:40don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:50this is a total overreaction
00:19:53jason and allie were just having fun together
00:19:56i mean look at how she's dressed
00:19:58she's practically begging for it
00:20:10you know i better not see any videos of this online or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:15and that goes for everybody
00:20:16i don't want to see one picture
00:20:18i don't want to see one picture of one video does everybody understand that
00:20:22great
00:20:23we're going to delete them right now
00:20:27yeah
00:20:27no
00:20:29you okay
00:20:31go
00:20:32let's go
00:20:41hey hey
00:20:42what do you think you're doing
00:20:43huh
00:20:44you're sneaking out
00:20:46going to a place like this
00:20:48what would have happened if i hadn't shown up
00:20:51what did you mean back there
00:20:56back where
00:20:58when you told everyone
00:21:00that i'm your girl
00:21:03the literal meaning
00:21:05i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you
00:21:09i told ron that i was going to protect you
00:21:11and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:14yeah
00:21:15i know
00:21:17because i'm just ron's little sister
00:21:18always causing trouble
00:21:20please just put this out
00:21:22happy
00:21:23yeah
00:21:28well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:31dressed like this
00:21:32like i'm desperate
00:21:33oh that's not true
00:21:34i know
00:21:34okay i'm a total joke
00:21:35bullshit
00:21:36you're trying to impress people that don't matter
00:21:38okay
00:21:38these people are not your friends
00:21:40and you're lowering your standards
00:21:41i know
00:21:41i know
00:21:42obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:44and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:21:46and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:48that's not true
00:21:51fuck rita
00:21:52fuck everybody
00:21:55i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:56i don't want to be me okay
00:21:58i want to be liked
00:21:59i want to be wanted
00:22:00and i want someone
00:22:02who will answer when i call them
00:22:03i'll always answer when you call
00:22:06i'll always be there
00:22:07so what does that mean
00:22:09what does that mean for us
00:22:11what am i
00:22:13to you brett
00:22:14i'm losing my mind
00:22:16i know the rules
00:22:17but
00:22:18look at her
00:22:19all i can think
00:22:21just this once
00:22:23what
00:22:27say it
00:22:27just say it
00:22:28i'm really trying not to get you hurt
00:22:29in all this
00:22:31because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:33no
00:22:34it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:36that is not true
00:22:37then tell me
00:22:38that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:40tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:42i can't
00:22:45you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:48so you know what just forget it
00:22:51forget i said anything
00:22:53i'm done begging you
00:22:55i'm done
00:22:56no
00:22:56alison
00:22:57alison stop it
00:22:59yes
00:23:04listen
00:23:05there is a line
00:23:06and i am trying
00:23:07to not
00:23:08cross
00:23:08why
00:23:09because if i do
00:23:11i won't be able to stop
00:23:15it says that you have to stop
00:23:19please don't stop
00:23:21please don't stop
00:23:41what are you doing bro
00:23:43ruining everything
00:23:57yo what's up loser
00:24:02alie
00:24:03are you a threat right now
00:24:07swear to god guys
00:24:08what are you doing right now
00:24:09talk to me
00:24:10it's time to run
00:24:14what is he doing
00:24:15is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:23yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:25hey ron what's up man
00:24:26what
00:24:27alie called me
00:24:28dumbass
00:24:28and i had signed up to see your face
00:24:30two inches away from hers
00:24:32so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:34or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:36it's
00:24:37it was an accident okay
00:24:38we just
00:24:40i butt dialed you
00:24:41we
00:24:42we went to the freshman party
00:24:43and
00:24:44and
00:24:44i was leaving
00:24:45and something
00:24:46got in my eye
00:24:47and so brett
00:24:48was helping me
00:24:49and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:50okay chill
00:24:52really
00:24:53yeah look
00:24:57it's really dry okay
00:24:58my eye is like dying
00:25:02all right
00:25:02brett if that's true
00:25:03you guys got to take care to
00:25:04i don't know like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:07i need you to take care of that
00:25:08i was uh
00:25:09i was going to you right after
00:25:10i got it right
00:25:12peace
00:25:13bye
00:25:16oh my god that was really really close
00:25:20hey what's up
00:25:21let's go
00:25:22you should
00:25:22you forgot something
00:25:24no alie
00:25:24it's late
00:25:25come on you almost kissed me
00:25:27hey alison
00:25:29stop
00:25:34quit acting so childish
00:25:36you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:44is you
00:25:52all right ladies
00:25:53physical assessments today
00:25:55alison you're first
00:26:00you know the only thing that i didn't need you to do
00:26:29Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:33Yeah, lookin' flexible, Allison.
00:26:35You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:38Shut up.
00:26:47Hey, uh...
00:26:48Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:52Hmm?
00:27:01Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:07Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm real hands-on.
00:27:13I'm okay.
00:27:14Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:18Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:21Uh, she's with me.
00:27:24I'm not with anyone.
00:27:27Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:30That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:34Choose me.
00:27:38Walk away, Chad.
00:27:40Right now.
00:27:43Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:50What are you doing?
00:27:52Are you jealous or something?
00:27:54No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:55What was that?
00:27:56I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:58Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:28:03First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:08All right, come on.
00:28:09You first.
00:28:16Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:18You ready, Ricky?
00:28:20I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:22But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:25Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:27You want to play?
00:28:30Fine.
00:28:31Let's play.
00:28:43Let's go!
00:28:44Here we go!
00:28:45Listen to me!
00:28:48Alright, come on.
00:28:50Let's go!
00:29:01What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:29:04You're not doing anything.
00:29:05Stop it.
00:29:07Stop where?
00:29:11Switch positions!
00:29:13You're turned.
00:29:15Shhh.
00:29:17Shhh.
00:29:18Shhh.
00:29:26Whenever you're ready.
00:29:28She's trying to kill me.
00:29:30And it's working.
00:29:36She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:39It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:41Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:49What the hell am I doing?
00:29:55What the hell am I doing?
00:29:57You okay, bruh?
00:29:59Okay.
00:30:00And done.
00:30:01Allison, you killed it today.
00:30:04You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:07Really?
00:30:09Wow, thank you.
00:30:12Congratulations.
00:30:14Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:21North.
00:30:38Oh my god.
00:30:40Oh my god.
00:30:41It's fucking hot.
00:30:42Hot.
00:30:44Oh my god.
00:30:51Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:54Here.
00:30:54Thanks.
00:30:55Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:57Oh, it's fine.
00:30:58Okay, brain bleach.
00:31:00I need brain bleach, but damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:31:05How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:08Okay, it's fine.
00:31:09Just, it's okay.
00:31:10Just forget it, okay?
00:31:11I'm doing laundry.
00:31:12I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:14I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and it, and neither are
00:31:20you.
00:31:20You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:22You're wearing shorts and nothing else, and you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:25Yeah, okay.
00:31:26I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:28Listen, I just, why aren't you still here?
00:31:32Why aren't you still here?
00:31:34Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:35This is my morning routine.
00:31:36I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:38Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for like a hair
00:31:41and makeup thing?
00:31:42What?
00:31:42Nobody told me that, had, oh my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:48This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:49She's going to, she's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you okay?
00:31:53Well, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, you're right.
00:31:54Okay.
00:32:09Get all your stuff?
00:32:10Yeah.
00:32:11Um.
00:32:12I have to go.
00:32:13Okay.
00:32:14Thanks.
00:32:15Bye.
00:32:23Did you just see that?
00:32:25That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:28And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:30Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:32Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:34Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:43Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:45I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:48Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:50Late is late.
00:32:51You're just too lazy.
00:33:02Hey, what's your problem?
00:33:03My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:06It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:09Like I said, nobody...
00:33:13No.
00:33:14Hey, stop!
00:33:16Are you crazy?
00:33:17Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:22Stop!
00:33:24You want to fight?
00:33:25I'll give you a reason.
00:33:32Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:33What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:35Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:36This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:37Cool, get out.
00:33:40Get out of here.
00:33:41All of you, get out of here.
00:33:42Right now.
00:33:43Did you hear me?
00:33:43Get out.
00:33:48You okay?
00:33:50It's fine.
00:33:53I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:55I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:57It's gonna be okay.
00:33:58We have enough time.
00:34:00Trust me.
00:34:03Hi, hello.
00:34:04Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:34:06And I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:07Right now.
00:34:13Alright.
00:34:13Hey, listen.
00:34:14Use my jersey.
00:34:16Make it look better than the original.
00:34:17Alright?
00:34:42Oh, shit.
00:34:43Is that even Allison?
00:34:55She looks...
00:34:57Stony.
00:34:59Look at you.
00:35:00You look, uh...
00:35:01You look fantastic.
00:35:02You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:35:05It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:06You know, that's true.
00:35:08That's true.
00:35:09That's true, I am.
00:35:09Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:13Yeah.
00:35:14You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:36You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:47Hey, uh...
00:35:50Hey, uh...
00:35:54Break a leg.
00:35:58Hold it in.
00:36:03Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:42What is that girl?
00:36:44She's on fire.
00:36:45It's Alison Scott.
00:36:46Who knows she had moves?
00:36:52Alison is seriously so hot.
00:36:55I mean, damn, I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:59Body in that uniform?
00:37:00Woo!
00:37:01You're getting lucky tonight.
00:37:04Stay with me.
00:37:05I don't have to.
00:37:06See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:10I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's gonna be chasing
00:37:14is my fist.
00:37:25He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:27The 20.
00:37:28The 10.
00:37:32Touchdown!
00:37:33Now, Fat Harrison does it again.
00:37:35State wins!
00:37:36Yeah!
00:37:36Oh!
00:37:37Good job!
00:37:38Good job!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:44Woo!
00:37:46Woo!
00:37:47Woo!
00:37:49Woo!
00:37:51Hey!
00:37:52Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:55That was really good.
00:37:56You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:59Hey, shut up.
00:38:00Oh!
00:38:04You okay?
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:07Kiss!
00:38:08Kiss!
00:38:10Kiss!
00:38:11Kiss!
00:38:11Kiss!
00:38:12Kiss!
00:38:12Kiss!
00:38:14Kiss!
00:38:15Kiss!
00:38:24Kiss!
00:38:26Kiss!
00:38:27Kiss!
00:38:28Kiss!
00:38:28Kiss!
00:38:29Kiss!
00:38:30Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:34I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:35Kiss!
00:38:36Kiss!
00:38:37Kiss!
00:38:38Kiss!
00:38:39Kiss!
00:38:39Come on, Allison.
00:38:40Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:42I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:48Oh, but I want it.
00:38:50Kiss!
00:38:51Kiss!
00:38:53Kiss!
00:38:55Kiss!
00:38:56Theθ.
00:39:01Turkish!
00:39:01blueberry roles
00:39:04The UC.
00:39:05What?
00:39:11creator women
00:39:12I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:13Kiss cam, me, and Brett!
00:39:24Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:30Thanks for keeping Shad at Bay.
00:39:33No problem.
00:39:41This is insane.
00:39:42I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister, but it feels so right.
00:39:48I never want it to end.
00:39:54Harrison!
00:40:00Harrison!
00:40:03Oh, shit.
00:40:04What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:40:07Rob, just calm down, okay?
00:40:09You're making a scene.
00:40:10I'm making a scene?
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:11I'm making a scene.
00:40:12You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:14Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:17Are you serious right now?
00:40:18If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:23You're unbelievable.
00:40:26I hate you.
00:40:29Dude, I'm-
00:40:30No, no, no.
00:40:31You cut the crap.
00:40:32You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:34I promise.
00:40:35Do not bullshit me!
00:40:36Do not bullshit me!
00:40:37Absolutely nothing.
00:41:06Nothing.
00:41:07Get me in the next room.
00:41:09You know what?
00:41:10Just go in there.
00:41:12Just ask him.
00:41:13Hey, Brett.
00:41:14What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:16He kissed me back.
00:41:17He can't deny it this time.
00:41:18It's recorded and live stream.
00:41:21Okay.
00:41:23Do or die.
00:41:30What are you doing?
00:41:31Getting groceries.
00:41:32What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:34I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:35Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:37I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:40She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:43Brett.
00:41:45What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:48I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:49I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:52Why?
00:41:53You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:55Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:57Oh, you know what?
00:41:58I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:42:02It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it.
00:42:05Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:42:06The fun's over.
00:42:07It's finished.
00:42:08Do you understand?
00:42:12Don't you dare.
00:42:13No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:14I'm not doing anything.
00:42:15No, no, no.
00:42:15That's not fair, okay?
00:42:17Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:18Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:21Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:22You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:25Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:26I'm not doing anything.
00:42:27Yes, you are.
00:42:29You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:32Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:34Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:37I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:44Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:47Chad's a predator.
00:42:48And a loser.
00:42:49And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:54I can't.
00:43:00Oh.
00:43:02Is he hard?
00:43:08At least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:11You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:17Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:19You know, biology.
00:43:23Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:31Ally!
00:43:33Brett!
00:43:33You guys out here?
00:43:35Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:36You have to get out.
00:43:37I can't get out.
00:43:38If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:40Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm gonna get out.
00:43:44Okay, cool.
00:43:46Ally, hey.
00:43:47Oh my god, he's killing me.
00:43:49Ally, hey.
00:43:50Just get under.
00:43:50Get out of what?
00:43:51Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:57Ally.
00:43:57Hi.
00:43:58Showing alone?
00:44:00Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:44:01Run!
00:44:02I'm naked!
00:44:03Get out!
00:44:05You're...
00:44:06You're not, though.
00:44:08Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:12I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:15I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:16You got it, so...
00:44:17I also wanted to say that...
00:44:20I think you did a great job today.
00:44:23I mean it, you kicked ass.
00:44:25And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:29Thanks.
00:44:36Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:38Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off, traumatized me.
00:44:43So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:47Run.
00:44:48I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:49It's a game.
00:44:50Everyone does it.
00:44:52A game?
00:44:53I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:55This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:58Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:45:00So, who did you want me to pick?
00:45:02That's fair.
00:45:03Chad sucks.
00:45:04Yeah.
00:45:05Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:45:07Okay.
00:45:07He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:11They won't be.
00:45:14Okay.
00:45:15Thanks.
00:45:18What was that?
00:45:21What was that?
00:45:24Sorry.
00:45:25I got water in my nose.
00:45:26Okay.
00:45:27I'm okay.
00:45:27Don't drown.
00:45:28Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:30Okay.
00:45:31Bye.
00:45:39The animal's gonna die.
00:45:43Good talk.
00:45:44Wait.
00:45:47I have to ask you something.
00:45:50I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:51On a date.
00:45:52Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:53Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:55There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:59I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:09Got plans, Allie.
00:46:13Okay.
00:46:14Yeah, whatever.
00:46:15I just...
00:46:29Rhett?
00:46:33I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:39Except his or with Rita, not me.
00:46:51Look.
00:46:52Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:55She's finally giving back.
00:46:56Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:59It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:47:01I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:47:04I came by myself.
00:47:06Rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:09Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:11Nothing major.
00:47:12Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:13Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:16Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:21How much are you asking for this?
00:47:23$15.
00:47:24I made it myself.
00:47:27$15?
00:47:28For some plastic and twine.
00:47:29You don't have to buy it.
00:47:31It's ambitious.
00:47:33You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:35I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:42You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:46Are you insane?
00:47:48You actually want this garbage.
00:47:49You know, I value the artist.
00:47:51That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:52So, $500?
00:47:54What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:55She's nothing.
00:47:56No, you're nothing.
00:47:57Especially compared to her.
00:47:59How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:48:03Why don't you get out of here?
00:48:05No, I'm serious.
00:48:05Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:10You know, I do think this stuff is pretty.
00:48:12What are you doing?
00:48:13What do you mean?
00:48:14You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:16You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:18And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:20You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:23What do you want?
00:48:24What?
00:48:24I'm just trying to-
00:48:26No!
00:48:27Allison.
00:48:28Party at my place.
00:48:30Celebrating the big win.
00:48:31You coming?
00:48:33I don't know.
00:48:34I'm not interested.
00:48:36She's a grown woman.
00:48:38She can speak for herself.
00:48:41So, what do you say?
00:48:44You're not going anywhere.
00:48:47And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:49Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:52You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:54Fine.
00:48:54Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:56No, yeah.
00:48:57Sounds fun.
00:49:02I'll be there.
00:49:11There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:15Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:17Oh.
00:49:19Thanks.
00:49:23It's a cool party.
00:49:24Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:27Really? For me?
00:49:29Why did you do that?
00:49:31You're single.
00:49:32I'm single.
00:49:33You need another reason.
00:49:36So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:39No deal.
00:49:40There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:42He's just a friend of a friend of my brother, so.
00:49:47It's his loss.
00:49:48My gain.
00:49:51Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:55Let's fix that.
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:01No, why not?
00:50:02There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:50:05Maybe I should just move on.
00:50:06You haven't played the Pocky Challenge?
00:50:08No.
00:50:09What's that?
00:50:10We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:13What?
00:50:29Damn it.
00:50:30Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:32Come on, Allison.
00:50:34You're already here.
00:50:45Fine.
00:50:47But I play to win.
00:50:53Check it out.
00:50:55Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:10Let's go.
00:51:11Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:12Game's over.
00:51:13Let's go.
00:51:14Excuse me.
00:51:15What are you doing, huh?
00:51:15Get off of me.
00:51:16What do you think you're doing?
00:51:17You're ruining my night.
00:51:19Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:20What do you think Rob would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:21Don't care.
00:51:22How about you elector someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:24Come on.
00:51:25Okay?
00:51:25No more of these stupid games.
00:51:26You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:27Let's go.
00:51:27Let's go.
00:51:28I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:30I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:33Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:45Oh my god.
00:51:46Oh shit.
00:51:55Ow!
00:51:57Hey, okay.
00:51:59You okay?
00:52:00Hey.
00:52:00Hold on.
00:52:01Hold on.
00:52:01Hold on.
00:52:02Hold on.
00:52:02It's okay.
00:52:03I got you.
00:52:04I got you.
00:52:05I got you.
00:52:07Oh my god.
00:52:08Is she okay?
00:52:12Hey.
00:52:13Hey.
00:52:14Look at me.
00:52:14Look at me.
00:52:15Look at me.
00:52:15Hey.
00:52:16Hey.
00:52:16You okay?
00:52:17I can't.
00:52:18I can't breathe.
00:52:20I can't breathe.
00:52:21Just try to breathe.
00:52:22All right.
00:52:23Hey.
00:52:26I'm going to be okay.
00:52:27I'm going to be okay.
00:52:28All right.
00:52:29Let's get you in.
00:52:29Hey.
00:52:30Let's get you in.
00:52:31Let's get you in.
00:52:34Okay?
00:52:35Yeah.
00:52:36Okay.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:39Move.
00:52:39Move.
00:52:41Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:42Let me go.
00:52:43Put you down.
00:52:44You know, you could've died, Alice.
00:52:46And Chad, I mean, my guy, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this
00:52:51close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:52Anybody who's having a brain cell will realize he's a total fucking douchebag, right?
00:52:55That's not fair.
00:52:57What's not fair?
00:52:59What's not fair?
00:53:00What am I not understanding?
00:53:01Huh?
00:53:01What don't I understand?
00:53:02I don't know how this works.
00:53:04Okay?
00:53:05I'm sorry.
00:53:06I'm figuring it out.
00:53:07I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:53:09You know what?
00:53:10That's fantastic.
00:53:10I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:13You're not any better than me.
00:53:15I'm not any better?
00:53:15What did I do?
00:53:16How am I not any better?
00:53:18What are you talking about?
00:53:19You're worse.
00:53:19I jumped in the pool.
00:53:20I saved your life.
00:53:21And now what?
00:53:22I'm an asshole?
00:53:23How am I worse?
00:53:24You're worse.
00:53:25Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:31Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:34Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:36Yeah, I know.
00:53:37I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:40You know, I don't understand.
00:53:45You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:49That's the worst thing.
00:53:50Don't say that.
00:53:51I did.
00:53:52No, no.
00:53:52I fell in love with you.
00:53:53I'm in love with you.
00:53:54Stop, stop.
00:53:54And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:56I know that.
00:53:57I know.
00:53:57Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:54:03Am I crazy?
00:54:05Do you not feel anything?
00:54:08Because you're playing with my feelings.
00:54:09And you can't keep doing that.
00:54:12Okay?
00:54:14I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:17Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:18Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:20I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:22I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:29Fuck it.
00:54:45I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:54I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:55:00I've always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:55:07Why didn't you say anything?
00:55:09I made a promise to run.
00:55:11But you know what?
00:55:18I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:30I think about you every day.
00:55:33Every morning.
00:55:35Every night.
00:55:38Every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:42It's you that I see.
00:55:45Every time.
00:55:46Every time.
00:55:49Hey.
00:55:58I want you to take me.
00:56:00Right here.
00:56:02Right now.
00:56:17So what are we now?
00:56:23What do you want us to be?
00:56:26What do you want me to be?
00:56:30I want you to be mine.
00:56:34I think I already am.
00:56:39But what about Ron?
00:56:41He's going to kill you.
00:56:42I know.
00:56:43I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:45He's very protectable to brother.
00:56:47But I think he'll come around when he sees.
00:56:51How much I love you.
00:56:58I don't know.
00:56:59I think.
00:57:01I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:57:04Just for now.
00:57:05I know.
00:57:07I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:09I know.
00:57:12But it's just for a little.
00:57:15Until we find the right moment.
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:19Yeah.
00:57:19I don't want to hear it.
00:57:22We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:40Thinking about you.
00:57:49Hi captain.
00:57:50When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:52I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:55I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:59Aww.
00:58:00Well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me.
00:58:04Don't.
00:58:05My legs are killing me.
00:58:07And I really like your car.
00:58:09Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:11He grabbed me by the waist.
00:58:13Hoisting me up.
00:58:13Putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:15Brett, stop.
00:58:16Don't read my smut.
00:58:18I'm telling you.
00:58:19Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:24He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts.
00:58:27Gently sucking and biting.
00:58:29Holy shit.
00:58:31That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:37I feel so hot right now.
00:58:41Palm's my center.
00:58:43Slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:45Are you away, Allie?
00:58:46Fuck.
00:58:50Fuck.
00:58:55Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:56Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:58Bye.
00:58:58I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:19Hey.
00:59:20Are you okay?
00:59:21You sounded sick.
00:59:22Do you need help?
00:59:23Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:25You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:29I was just trying to help.
00:59:32Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:37Shoot.
00:59:38Late.
00:59:58Brett.
01:00:00That's Allison's.
01:00:01Uh.
01:00:02I found it in the bathroom.
01:00:03If I'd known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:22I see what you have to.
01:00:26Hey.
01:00:27Hey.
01:00:27You found my bag.
01:00:28I was looking for that.
01:00:30No problem.
01:00:30Uh-huh.
01:00:34Attention.
01:00:35All members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:37It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:42I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a
01:00:50thorough search.
01:00:51Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend. Right?
01:00:57I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago.
01:01:01Excuse me.
01:01:01I was fixing my makeup.
01:01:03It sounded like you were retching.
01:01:04And I asked you if you were okay.
01:01:06Look at this.
01:01:06This is perfection.
01:01:08It's every girl's dream.
01:01:09I don't need shortcuts.
01:01:10And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:13I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:17Search me.
01:01:18I have nothing to hide.
01:01:24Your turn, Scott.
01:01:26Sure, but I...
01:01:28Rita!
01:01:30Jackpot.
01:01:31Well, well, well.
01:01:33Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:36I knew it.
01:01:37No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:41Allison.
01:01:42Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:46Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before.
01:01:48Okay?
01:01:49Those aren't mine.
01:01:50Right.
01:01:51A cheater and a liar.
01:01:54Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:55I've never seen those.
01:01:56I don't know what they are.
01:01:58I'm lying.
01:01:59It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:02:02They're mine.
01:02:03Yeah, those are actually my vitamins.
01:02:06Did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning?
01:02:09Yeah, sorry.
01:02:10I should have labeled them or something.
01:02:12He's right.
01:02:13They're just vitamins.
01:02:14No, they aren't.
01:02:15Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:21I just, they look suspicious.
01:02:25Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:29Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:31That's enough.
01:02:32All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:36Rita, you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately.
01:02:40What?
01:02:40You can't do that.
01:02:42Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:43Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:45I mean, I know it.
01:02:46Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:51You little bitch.
01:02:52You think you can just waltz in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:54That's enough, Rita.
01:02:56My decision is final.
01:03:02Listen up.
01:03:02When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:03:06You want us to drop her?
01:03:08She could get seriously hurt.
01:03:09That's the point.
01:03:11Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:13So tragic.
01:03:14I can't do that.
01:03:15Coach will kill me.
01:03:17Fine.
01:03:17Then say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:21I know everything.
01:03:22Girls.
01:03:23Every dirty little secret.
01:03:25Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:27Your call.
01:03:28And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:38Very sweet.
01:03:41What happened back there?
01:03:42How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:45I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:48So I swapped it out.
01:03:51I knew it.
01:03:52I knew she was up to something.
01:03:53You know, I heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before.
01:03:57Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:59It was when we were...
01:04:02When we were having...
01:04:07Loan sex.
01:04:09So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:12Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:16Hey, do you...
01:04:19Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:20Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:22I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:24I mean, I'm being serious though.
01:04:25I'm being serious too.
01:04:27Allison.
01:04:28Perfectest who you are.
01:04:29Yeah.
01:04:31I'll always be there.
01:04:34To catch you when you fall.
01:04:36Always.
01:04:39All right.
01:04:41On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:44Rita, you're up first.
01:04:45Then Allison.
01:04:58Okay, Allison.
01:05:00Hey.
01:05:01Great job, you guys.
01:05:02You killed it.
01:05:26Hey.
01:05:27I told you to catch you.
01:05:29Brett.
01:05:30You just saved my life.
01:05:35I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:39Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:40You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:44Are you kidding me?
01:05:45They almost dropped me.
01:05:46I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:47I could have died.
01:05:48That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:50Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:53Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:59Oh, Brett.
01:06:02Oh, my gosh.
01:06:03I really appreciate that catch.
01:06:04I almost had a heart attack.
01:06:06All right, everyone.
01:06:06In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:18Wow.
01:06:20Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:21I'm proud of you.
01:06:23Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:27And that's game.
01:06:28State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:33Allie.
01:06:34Look, I know.
01:06:35It's not what you wanted.
01:06:36It's okay.
01:06:37Because you did good.
01:06:38That's all that matters.
01:06:39Thanks, bro.
01:06:40I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:41I'll be right back.
01:06:41Ew.
01:06:42Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:44Yo.
01:06:45Allison.
01:06:46She is.
01:06:47Looking good, baby.
01:06:49Y'all do private shows?
01:06:50You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:53You're so gross.
01:06:56Yo, what the hell?
01:06:57Are you serious?
01:06:58What?
01:06:59What's going on?
01:06:59I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:07:01No, don't play with me, bitch.
01:07:02You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:07:04I'm in your dreams.
01:07:06How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:07:10again?
01:07:11You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:14Why?
01:07:14You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:17How?
01:07:18By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:20I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:22Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:25You shameless whore.
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:28One more woman.
01:07:30I do.
01:07:31You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:33She's a public boss.
01:07:34Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:37Hey!
01:07:38Hey!
01:07:39Hey, fuckface.
01:07:41You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:44Run!
01:07:46Run!
01:07:46Run!
01:07:46Hey!
01:07:48That's enough!
01:07:49What's going on here?
01:07:50I mean, coach.
01:07:51We all saw it.
01:07:52Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:53You're gonna hit her?
01:07:55No!
01:07:55Get my office now!
01:07:57You!
01:07:58With me!
01:07:59This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:08:00Let's...
01:08:01We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:08:03Alright.
01:08:05You sure you're on me?
01:08:10It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:13You could've broken your hand.
01:08:14Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:16Never let anybody get away with cheating like that.
01:08:20Shut up.
01:08:26You know, I could kinda get used to this,
01:08:28having, uh, Nurse Allison around,
01:08:31take care of me, help me out.
01:08:33Yo, guys.
01:08:34304.
01:08:35I think it's this one.
01:08:36Let's go see the hero.
01:08:37Oh, shit.
01:08:38No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:40They can't see us like this.
01:08:42I won't let him.
01:08:43Let's tell him.
01:08:45Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:46In front of the entire team.
01:08:49Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:51What do you wanna do?
01:08:53Let's hide.
01:08:54Okay.
01:08:59Brett!
01:09:00Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:09:01Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:09:04Don, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:09:09You know, every single time I see you,
01:09:11all I can think about is, uh,
01:09:16doing this.
01:09:17You need a hand, man?
01:09:18No, I got everything I need, uh,
01:09:22right here.
01:09:28You gotta be quiet.
01:09:32Let's see what I thought it was.
01:09:35Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:37Hey, you know what?
01:09:38It, uh, takes me a very long time.
01:09:40Assholes.
01:09:51I feel what you do to me.
01:09:53I feel what you do to me.
01:09:55It's kinda hard to mess.
01:09:57Yeah.
01:09:59Yeah.
01:09:59What's wrong?
01:10:01Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:10:03We got your food.
01:10:04It's gonna get cold.
01:10:04You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:10:05I can help you.
01:10:06Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright?
01:10:08I'm gonna be a little wild.
01:10:10Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:10:11Enjoy your blue balls.
01:10:13Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:14You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:17I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:20Allison physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:23You know, you could've just asked.
01:10:26You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:41It's good.
01:10:45Are you gonna help me?
01:10:47No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:11:07Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:11:10I've heard the halftime show is gonna break the internet.
01:11:12Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:13Sick.
01:11:15Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:19Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:24I will end you.
01:11:26Leave it.
01:11:28Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:30You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:32Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot, she bought it.
01:11:35With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:37And her dealer?
01:11:39Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:42Brett Harrison.
01:11:47That's, that's not true.
01:11:48You know what?
01:11:49I don't care.
01:11:50Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:52She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:55Just ask them yourself.
01:11:57Oh, really?
01:11:58Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:12:02Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:12:05He said he had good stuff.
01:12:08But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:12:11You know that's bullshit.
01:12:13I have proof.
01:12:17I know real doctors.
01:12:18I've got pills.
01:12:21Allie.
01:12:21No more being blackmailed.
01:12:23Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:27This is insane, okay?
01:12:29I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:32Oh, sweetie.
01:12:32It's all coming out now.
01:12:34I saw her taking pills.
01:12:35For practice.
01:12:36We trusted you.
01:12:37Cheater!
01:12:41Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:43Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:46She's using you.
01:12:47For the clout?
01:12:48For the status?
01:12:49Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:51Nobody.
01:12:52A total bottom feeder.
01:12:53Rita, you know what?
01:12:54You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:56How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:57And what'd you do to it?
01:12:58You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:13:00Boo!
01:13:02Listen, just...
01:13:03Please listen to me.
01:13:05Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:13:06This is my sister, okay?
01:13:07She would never do something like this.
01:13:10And here come the pretzels.
01:13:12All right, that's enough!
01:13:13That's enough!
01:13:15Now, in light of these significant allegations, as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:21I have no choice.
01:13:23Alice and Scott, you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:27Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:32Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:35Hold on.
01:13:36Hold it.
01:13:37If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:40I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy with the right body.
01:13:44No more pills, no more purging, no more black.
01:13:46You'd really help us?
01:13:48Absolutely.
01:13:49Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita to save your spouse ever again.
01:13:52So, what's the catch?
01:13:54We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:56This video, this is the real conversation, not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:14:02Now for the drugs.
01:14:05These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:14:06They're vitamins.
01:14:07You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:14:10You wanna check these out, principal?
01:14:14He's right.
01:14:16These are common supplements.
01:14:17Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:24She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply.
01:14:26And she's been shaming them.
01:14:27Degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:29Now everybody is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:33Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only.
01:14:35Because she was a threat.
01:14:36She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:40And it's horrible.
01:14:41Because Allison, she's a beautiful person.
01:14:43And she would never do anything like this.
01:14:45And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:49That's not true.
01:14:51He's lying.
01:14:52She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:54Lock her up!
01:14:56Lock her up!
01:14:57Lock her up!
01:14:59Lock her up!
01:14:59Lock her up!
01:14:59You fucking bitch!
01:15:00You ruined my life!
01:15:03You ruined it yourself.
01:15:07You ruined it yourself.
01:15:15Look at you.
01:15:16Playing the victim.
01:15:18You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:15:21Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:25Nothing but a little-
01:15:26Shut up, dude.
01:15:27Shut up.
01:15:28What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:30I don't have to do anything.
01:15:31You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:33Mr. Williams!
01:15:37Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female students.
01:15:44As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:48What?
01:15:48No!
01:15:49My father-
01:15:50Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:55You can take him away.
01:15:57Oh, it is over.
01:15:58Let go.
01:15:58No!
01:15:59I'll sue you all!
01:16:00This isn't over!
01:16:03And as for you, Miss Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize
01:16:10to you for everything that you've had to endure.
01:16:14And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:19You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:24Thank you, Principal.
01:16:26All right, everyone.
01:16:27Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:29I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:31But, we have a game to get back to.
01:16:33So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:35Woo!
01:16:37Let's win!
01:16:50Touchdown State University wins it all!
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:55Woo!
01:16:58Woo!
01:16:59Woo!
01:17:02Woo!
01:17:03Woo!
01:17:03Woo!
01:17:04Woo!
01:17:05Woo!
01:17:06Woo!
01:17:15Woo!
01:17:17Woo!
01:17:20Woo!
01:17:21Allison!
01:17:25The way, I'm not even surprised.
01:17:29Hey, well, you know what, uh...
01:17:32He's cool, eh?
01:17:34I think he knew before we did.
01:17:36I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:38I love you too, quarterback.
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