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Boarders - Season 3 - Episode 04: Hustings
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00:00I'mma have to get paid for this
00:02Kinda feel like I's made for this
00:04Kitties feel like I's made for it
00:05I'mma have to say grace to this
00:07Think I'm bout to be late for this
00:09She knows can't wait for this
00:11Take the pic, but don't fill to this
00:12I'mma have to say grace to this
00:14I'mma have to get high for this
00:16Might have to swing by it for this
00:18She gon' add me on my rages
00:19I'm only going to translate it
00:21I'm going to translate it
00:24What?
00:24Hello?
00:25What?
00:27I'm waiting for you.
00:29Hello?
00:30Oh, yeah.
00:31Sorry.
00:32I'm sorry.
01:01Famalicious.
01:04Are you running for the doll?
01:06Look, I know you must hate me, but I just need you to understand.
01:09Femmes.
01:11Famalamos.
01:12Hate you.
01:14You're not mad?
01:15No, of course not.
01:16Look at you.
01:17You're playing with the big boys now.
01:18St. Gilbert's most coveted position.
01:20It's David versus Goliath.
01:22Potter versus Voldemort.
01:24Frodo versus Sauron.
01:26You do realize that the small guys won in each of those scenarios?
01:30I am looking forward to going head to head at the Hustings.
01:34But I warn you.
01:36I play dirty.
01:38Dirty how?
01:40You'll see.
01:55It's my name.
01:58It's my name.
02:00What?
02:15It's my name.
02:17Come back.
02:22Felix!
02:23Yo, what are you doing here?
02:25This ARP isn't gonna complete itself.
02:26Look, I already apologised to you about the whole dinner thing with the parents,
02:30but just don't be wasting my time.
02:32Exams start soon. Spit in my drink, call me tutu slurs.
02:35I don't care, but just don't play with my work.
02:37I'm serious.
02:38I'm being serious, okay? I need this grade as much as you do.
02:41It's not what you said the last time you spoke.
02:42Do you want my help or not?
02:43I just want the connect from the British Library.
02:46Well, I can do you.
02:48One better.
02:49First-hand sources and documents courtesy of...
02:56...my godfather.
02:57Shit, this must have taken you forever.
02:59Yeah.
03:00I don't even think we've got time to complete this.
03:02With this source material, plus if we're both pitching in...
03:07Alright.
03:08No fucking about.
03:09You gotta get this done by today.
03:10Preferably by six.
03:12Great, yeah.
03:12I'm gonna go shower.
03:13Cool.
03:17We to the library?
03:18Yeah.
03:19Cool.
03:32Alright.
03:38Let's go.
03:40Cool.
03:40Good, good.
03:41I'm gonna get more money.
03:42I'm gonna get more money.
03:45You thirsty.
03:47What if the Dominus Calumni was more than just a popularity contest?
03:51What if the Dominus Calumni is basically just a popularity contest,
03:54so you'd be pretty cray cray to not vote for Mimi.
03:56Chunk of cheddar for a vote for cheddar, thank you very much.
03:59Get out my face.
04:01Ouch-a!
04:03Chimmy for Dom?
04:05Say it's she!
04:06Cheddar!
04:08Get cheddar'd start!
04:12Cheddar for life.
04:34Oh, God, yeah, you look like Beth.
04:37What was I thinking?
04:38I can't win this.
04:39The Dom's a popularity contest.
04:41I hope you think my brother's top of the food chain.
04:43He's bribing people for the vote.
04:44What?
04:46Fun-sized dairy stacks.
04:47No, I think you've got every chance of winning.
04:49Hi, ladies.
04:53The Dom is the only vaguely political thing I can put on my application to your dad.
05:02Okay, well...
05:06What is it?
05:07What's wrong?
05:09My family's gonna find out that I've lied.
05:10I've already told them I've got the internship.
05:12I'm sure they'll understand.
05:12You don't know my family.
05:15Popularity is fickle, Femi.
05:16I know, but it means everything in this place.
05:19If you have the gift of the gab, you have the masses.
05:25Femi?
05:27Femi?
05:28Where are you going?
05:31Oh, Jesus.
05:33Oh, Mark.
05:34Hey, hey, hey.
05:36Musqueo natural.
05:37I like it.
05:38You have not a chance to shout.
05:39It's taken me countless hours, but I finished my final piece.
05:42Oh, my God.
05:42No way.
05:43Wait, so the peaches are like...
05:44Dead.
05:45Gone.
05:45Oh, thank God.
05:46I'm so happy for you.
05:47Is this it?
05:48Can I see it?
05:49It's all about the anticipation, the drama, the reveal.
05:53Like, I've never been so consumed by a project.
05:55Like, this piece is a representation of me or, like, who I am.
05:58And that isn't arrogant of me, right?
06:02An artist without an ego is like a bird without wings.
06:05Who said that?
06:06Me.
06:06I did.
06:07It's not.
06:07Yeah, I just know.
06:08But I'm just, I'm so proud of you.
06:10Seriously.
06:10Well, don't get too excited.
06:12I was told I need to get permission from Kyle if I want to switch out.
06:14Okay, well, make sure you do.
06:15The street is saying that the top reps from all the art schools are coming to our final exhibition.
06:20Don't pull it into place.
06:21Oh, my God.
06:22We should do, like, a joint art show over the summer.
06:27Imagine two queer black artists bearing their soul for unapologetic art.
06:33I'm going to show you, like, a lot of people who do this in the country.
06:43Toby.
06:44We need to talk.
06:45Uh, not now, Miss Kate.
06:47Urgent revision.
06:48It's it's Abi.
06:48It's important.
06:50Yo, Abi.
06:51It's me again.
06:53Listen, there's really low availability on these economy flights and I can't afford these business class flights.
06:59So, call me back.
07:00Toby.
07:01What, you're looking fine.
07:03Fine, fine, boy. What? No pimple.
07:05Like your dimple, simple as anyone told you you're looking fine today.
07:09A few people. Okay, listen. Move, man. I'm booking flights.
07:11You going somewhere nice? Tell me, what do you want?
07:14So, it turns out, being the Dominus Calami
07:17means I have to get people to like me.
07:19I was thinking, like, who's the most...
07:22Okay, let me stop you right there. No.
07:24Just a few hours of your time.
07:26Brother, I ain't got no few hours.
07:28I've got revision to do,
07:29I'm working the graveyard shift tonight with this Japanese job,
07:32and...
07:34Abbie's hiding from me and that.
07:36Move out of my way.
07:38Air miles.
07:43What do you mean, air miles?
07:44Well, if you're going to be travelling all over Europe,
07:46it's going to be pretty expensive.
07:48Okay, so get to the point. What are you talking about air miles?
07:50London to Lagos, a family of four, twice a year.
07:54My dad has thousands. So, what are you offering?
07:56If I'm the don, I'm pretty sure my proud dad
08:00will slip me a few,
08:02which means I can slip a few to you.
08:09Two hours.
08:10I'll help you.
08:11Yeah? Yeah.
08:13Yeah.
08:13Oh, my days.
08:14What are you doing?
08:15What are you doing?
08:15Put me down.
08:16Put me down.
08:27Absolutely not.
08:28But, mistress...
08:29This is not the sort of art I want associated with St. Gilbert's.
08:33Okay, maybe it needs a little bit of explaining.
08:35Top art schools are coming to this exhibition
08:37and it's a big deal for students.
08:39It is not all about you.
08:42Yes, mistress.
09:02What are those?
09:04C supplements.
09:05Caffeine tablets.
09:07And, no, there aren't enough to share.
09:09Why would I want to put that shit in my body?
09:11How many of these you had?
09:12And how much have you written?
09:14Uh, 761 words.
09:16Really?
09:17Mm-hmm.
09:18Damn.
09:24You hungry?
09:26It's all good.
09:27I've got some stuff here.
09:29Or some.
09:33Thanks.
09:40I really am sorry, you know, for being at your yard
09:43and treating like that.
09:45You don't need to keep bringing it up.
09:47I know, but...
09:49that's the reason you're doing this project, no?
09:51Because Hong Kong isn't an option.
09:56I don't know why you'd want to live with your dad anyway.
10:00He seems like a dickhead.
10:02I'm not apologising for calling him a dickhead, you know I'm right.
10:06Dad's a shit.
10:08It's a fact of life.
10:11You know, I actually thought he'd come home to see me.
10:14But...
10:15It was just about the divorce.
10:18Left before the income mum's signature was even dry.
10:23So, it's either Cambridge or staying home with her.
10:27Can't you get a place?
10:29I'm sure some of that divorce money's yours.
10:31Yeah, my mum's using old school equipment.
10:33Anything to prove she's good at the job.
10:36God knows what I'll have left in my trust fund.
10:38What a tragedy.
10:39Yeah, I know.
10:42Why don't we just get back to work?
10:48After all, you're doing really well.
10:51Yeah?
10:52Yeah.
11:01Each candidate has their own thing.
11:04Mabel has cupcakes.
11:05Cheddar's got cheese.
11:07Like, obviously, they've been working on their campaign for weeks.
11:10And I'm just a little bit behind.
11:12So, everything rests on my hustings speech.
11:14Which I've been working on.
11:16Yeah, I just feel like it's missing that vim.
11:19That, uh, that X Factor.
11:21That Tobi-ism.
11:23Mm, right.
11:24Well, I am one of one and can't be replicated.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:26But, we'll try.
11:28Let's see what you got.
11:29So, uh, I figured everybody loves somebody that's funny.
11:34So, uh, I'm gonna start with a joke.
11:39Knock, knock.
11:48Bro, that's when you're supposed to say who's there.
11:50Okay, what else have you got?
11:51Well, after everybody laughs and it breaks the ice,
11:55I go on to say,
11:57Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
11:58My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:00I'm here for your vote to elect me as your Dominus Kalami.
12:04Bro, I'm bored.
12:05Bro, because you're not listening.
12:06I'm not listening because I'm bored.
12:08It's about presentation.
12:10For starters, you're there mumbling into your chest.
12:12Because, bro, you're making me anxious.
12:14Okay, so what's the room for Liradi students gonna make you feel?
12:19Bro, this doesn't come easy to me like it does for you.
12:24Pick up your top lip.
12:26You're the actor.
12:27Okay?
12:29You might not be confident,
12:31but you can, you know,
12:33I don't know, act like you're confident.
12:35How?
12:36Stand up.
12:40Chin up.
12:42Chest up.
12:43Deep breath.
12:45Sell it to me.
12:48Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
12:51My name is Femi Adebayor.
12:54Adebayor.
12:54And I'm here to tell you why I should be elected as your Dominus Kalami.
13:00Better.
13:00Less for the gunfingers, but good.
13:02Okay.
13:02Again.
13:03All right.
13:04Promises, promises, promises.
13:06Said you do it later, but later never came.
13:07I've abolished astonishment.
13:08Don't be surprised when you hear my name in a room that you're hobbled in.
13:11I'm made of diamonds.
13:12You're made of cobblestone.
13:13I'm in alignment.
13:13You're in a trouble zone.
13:16Okay.
13:17Okay.
13:19Okay.
13:20Okay.
13:20Okay.
13:22How's yours going on?
13:23Yep, pretty good.
13:24Okay.
13:25Can I hear it?
13:26Yeah, sure.
13:27So, um, okay.
13:30Colonialism inflicted deep and lasting harm on colonized nations, disrupting societies,
13:35economies, and cultures.
13:37Mm-hmm.
13:38European powers exploited indigenous resources, enriching themselves while impoverishing local
13:43populations.
13:44Sounds familiar.
13:45Yeah, because I got it for one of these.
13:47Which one?
13:49I don't know.
13:51You haven't cited it?
13:53I thought you only cited the quotes.
13:55Okay, but it's word for word, so it is a quote.
13:58Bloody hell, it's what I would have said anyway.
14:01Okay, so how much of this is actually yours?
14:05Um...
14:07Not on this page.
14:09Not on this page.
14:11This stuff is my own.
14:13This is mostly AIs.
14:15AI, bro.
14:16Yeah.
14:16You can't be using AI.
14:17They will find out.
14:19How do you not know this?
14:24Have I completely fucked it?
14:25No.
14:27No, no, no.
14:28Not at all.
14:29It just...
14:30I'm not an idiot.
14:30I know you're lying.
14:31I'm not lying.
14:32Just need some massaging.
14:33You know what?
14:33Send it over to me.
14:35Um, and I'll have a play around with it.
14:38Okay.
15:05I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
15:07Oh, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
15:09Honestly, sir, I don't know how that got there.
15:12Open your bag.
15:13No, not that bad.
15:14Hey!
15:17Just what the doctor ordered.
15:19Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Femi.
15:22I did buy off.
15:38Yep.
15:39Uh, what are you doing?
15:41Uh, nothing.
15:42Good.
15:42We have to go and support Femi, because every vote counts.
15:45So, let's go.
15:46What now?
15:46Talking about now.
15:47Yes, now.
15:53But I can't lie to us, wait some things or something
15:55because it's meant to have a funk in it.
15:56Yeah, no, I've just been working
15:58and I just didn't have time to shower.
16:03Yo, Neil, come in.
16:07What?
16:08Toby said we have to help Femi out.
16:09Yeah, and it's happening right now, so.
16:11Yeah, I can't because I'm busy.
16:13Are you okay?
16:14No, because the dead weight that is Felix
16:16has somehow become even deader.
16:19So just ditch him.
16:20I can't, we're being marked and working together.
16:22Plus, I kind of feel bad for him.
16:26You're like kicking a puppy,
16:29a spoiled, entitled, problematic puppy.
16:32I don't know, I just think he needs to feel
16:34like he's not fucking useless right now.
16:37Okay, so let me just get this straight
16:38so we both can understand.
16:39So you're gonna do the lion's share of the work
16:41on a project talking about the ills of colonialism
16:44so that you can help your privileged white boy buddy.
16:46Why do you have to say it like that?
16:48Listen, I've got tons of shit to do
16:50and I even said I was gonna meet Benjamin.
16:52Look, I'm sure he'll understand.
16:54Just get-
16:54No, but I was planning to get Dick down and just-
16:57I beg your pardon.
16:58The Hustings is just an excuse to get wasted.
17:00Wish Femi the best for me.
17:02I've got shit to do.
17:03No buts apart from you two's getting out of the library.
17:07That's rude.
17:08Cut.
17:08Thank you, goodbye.
17:09Calm.
17:09Let's just go.
17:10Okay, visual's sorted.
17:11What's next?
17:12You know what?
17:13I think you're good from here.
17:15I've got everything.
17:16Really?
17:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:17I thought you said there was a bunch of stuff to do.
17:19On my part.
17:20You can just leave me with it.
17:21I promise.
17:22Okay.
17:23Cool.
17:24Go ahead.
17:30Oh, I'll see you later.
17:59good.
17:59Right, settle down.
18:00Settle down.
18:03Good to come.
18:22Now, I know it's tradition to get a little rowdy,
18:25but choosing the Dominus Calamie,
18:28well, it's an opportunity to take a break from the stresses of revision.
18:32However...
18:33Kids!
18:34See me afterwards, Quentin.
18:35However, becoming the Dominus Calamie is a great St. Gilbert tradition.
18:41In fact, it's an incredible honour.
18:44You not only get to do the speech at the graduation ceremony,
18:48but you get to represent the school at future events as official ambassador.
18:54Miss MacDonald.
18:56CHEERING
19:08And thank you, Jonathan.
19:11Welcome to the hustings for the 106th selection of the Dominus Calamie!
19:22The first to receive...
19:24Cheers!
19:25I've already got some, but thanks, Quentin.
19:28The first to receive two-thirds of the vote wins.
19:31But first, a few words from our candidates!
19:40My best friend, Ria, and my girlfriend, Devanye, for checking my privilege.
19:46You took a flawed acorn and turned her into a fully-fledged ally tree.
19:57I'm really excited to bring the entire year group into the future with diversity and...
20:02Are you playing me off?
20:04Well, I did just say a few words.
20:12Not to mention, I know how to throw a bloody good party.
20:17To vote for any of my competitors, Cheeseboy, Flemmy, or The Ginger,
20:24would be a vote for mediocrity.
20:28But I'll let you decide.
20:36Thank you, Chaplain Jones.
20:38You have my vote.
20:40Up next, we have Semmy Femi!
20:43Oh, sorry.
20:45Femi Adebayo.
20:54Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
20:57My name is Femi Adebayo,
20:58and I'm here to tell you exactly why I should be your Dominus Calamie.
21:03Some of you may see this as a position,
21:08as a position, a popularity contest,
21:12but what if you selected someone who could help you lay the foundations
21:18of some, foundations of a legacy that will be remembered forever?
21:29Wow, that was uninspiring.
21:34Up next, we have...
21:36Joel Stradley!
21:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:46Let's get a round of applause for our very own Semmy Femi, yeah?
21:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:52Yeah, I mean, uh, bit of a shaky speech there.
21:56He gives the impression of someone who'd be better as a sub,
21:59rather than a dong.
22:02Yeah, I'm joking, I am joking.
22:04I mean, nice effort.
22:05I mean, that's Femi all over, isn't it, really?
22:08Resilient, resourceful, I know that.
22:10Better than anyone.
22:12I mean, like the time he forgot to pack boxes,
22:15so he just wore dirty ones inside out for a week.
22:18Yeah.
22:19No, I know, gross.
22:21I think it got so bad that he even asked me
22:23if he could borrow mine,
22:25which is not unusual for Femi.
22:29Before you know it, he's walking like you,
22:31he's talking like you,
22:32and he's dressing like you.
22:34If you don't have a personality,
22:37you just take someone else's.
22:39Isn't that right?
22:42Semmy Femi.
22:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:50What else?
22:52Oh, yes.
22:54Vote for me!
22:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:08So, I think we've got all the information we need.
23:11And now, it's time to VARGE!
23:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
23:35Yo, Omo, where you going?
23:37Brother, where you going?
23:38Hey, Omo, where you going?
23:40Yo, listen, I know it's embarrassing.
23:42Fuck, it's embarrassing by association,
23:43but, brother, we can't just bail on Femi now.
23:45Look, it's me and Johnny.
23:45You want us to talk to me?
23:47I don't want to talk to him right now.
23:48All right, cool.
23:48At least hand in your vote.
23:49Bro, I got to go.
23:51Sorry.
23:51Just cast your vote, bro.
23:53Omo, cast your vote, man.
23:56Your snake.
23:58Snake in it, man.
24:00Mr. Stapes.
24:02Yeah, miss.
24:03This doesn't look like a revision.
24:06It's biology,
24:06cos I'm studying the cortisol levels
24:09under high-pressure situations,
24:11so this is actually...
24:13Well, I was going to pop this in your vision, huh?
24:17Sorry, miss.
24:18Sorry, excuse me.
24:19Um, are you sure this is...
24:21You might have handed me the wrong paper here.
24:25No, that's correct.
24:27I've never got a B in my life.
24:29This was a mock exam.
24:31Imagine if it had been the real thing.
24:32I've been warning about this for weeks.
24:35I've got nothing but arrogance and cocksure answers,
24:37distracted by this and that.
24:39Sorry, but that's not true.
24:40I've been focused, miss.
24:41I've been focused.
24:42I have been focused.
24:43I just...
24:44Hobi.
24:46Have you changed your mind about Cambridge?
24:48No.
24:49Why are you asking that?
24:50Because unless you pick it up,
24:51you're not going to get the grades you need to get in.
24:54I suggest you actually go and revise.
24:57Let this be a wake-up call.
25:16Oh, my God.
25:17Sorry, I was trying to be cool and romantic as shit.
25:22Everything I do seems to come across as creepy.
25:25Why are you here?
25:27You said six o'clock.
25:28I cancelled.
25:32Shit, I meant to cancel.
25:38I'm sorry.
25:39Um, I promise the last thing I wanted to do
25:42was spend all night in a library,
25:44but I have no choice.
25:47I don't think I've ever seen you
25:48without a book in your hand.
25:51Listen, I'm sorry that I fucked up your evening,
25:53but I actually got work to put in.
25:55Good grades don't just fall from the sky, you know?
25:57Yeah, I know.
25:58I don't think you do,
25:59because if you did,
26:00you'd understand the amount of pressure
26:01that I'm under here.
26:02Well, if you weren't so self-absorbed
26:05and listened,
26:07you know, it's about 5am today
26:08just so I could get the night off to see you.
26:11I need free aids to get to Bristol Union,
26:14but that doesn't give me an excuse to be shitty
26:16and judge everyone around me
26:17if they're not up to my standards.
26:18You can leave now.
26:21Yeah, I'm going.
26:22Cool.
26:43Are you from Sevaston?
26:51Get him!
26:53How we do this ting
26:54Rude boy, everyday family, too easy
26:56Throne up, put the streets
26:58Out there, fam, everyday, we keep it crazy
26:59Bad B's telling me she loves the way
27:01That I move, but darling, too sleazy
27:03Me and you's not the same
27:05Rude boy, you can't imitate or be me
27:07All right, Claire.
27:16Thanks.
27:16Bro, what are you doing here?
27:18Don't let their floppy heads fool you, you know.
27:19They can mess you up.
27:20I was visiting Leo for...
27:22Until she kicked me out.
27:26Why did she kick you out?
27:27I should go.
27:28You sure?
27:28But you probably want to wait until the coast is clear,
27:30you know, just in case.
27:37Um, do you want a drink?
27:40I brought them for the year.
27:46Yeah, yeah, sure, why not?
27:49The votes have been verified.
27:54And I can confirm the candidate in last place is...
28:00Sorry.
28:03Miss Chaplin Jones.
28:05Oh.
28:12Are you fucking serious?
28:14Don't shoot the messenger, babe.
28:15You're through this day!
28:16Move.
28:18Useless, useless.
28:19And you know what, Annabelle?
28:20Oh, you were adopted.
28:21Oh, yes!
28:22Move!
28:23Move!
28:25This is an unprecedented vote.
28:28No candidate has yet reached the required threshold to win.
28:32As a result, after a brief intermission,
28:35we will hear from our candidates one last time
28:37and then vote...
28:38again.
28:39Oh, fuck my life.
28:42Yes.
28:43Yes.
28:44Oh, Femi.
28:45Dom, Dom.
28:46Well done.
28:47You made it through.
28:49Good effort.
28:49Looks like your smear campaign didn't work.
28:51Oh, that was nothing.
28:52That was just the mere tip.
28:55The next round, we're going in the entire shaft and balls.
29:02Shaft and ball?
29:03Yeah.
29:30Man like Tobi.
29:31Yo, bro, what were you telling me?
29:32I thought you were almost starting to forget me.
29:34Busy, bro.
29:35Busy.
29:36How's it all going, though?
29:38Well, I did a mock exam.
29:40I got a B.
29:42Oh, so you think that's funny?
29:44No, no, no.
29:45I'm just, I'm surprised.
29:47I don't associate you with Bs, innit?
29:49It's more of Femi's too.
29:50I was choosing not to go to Cambridge this year.
29:53Me, I had that choice.
29:55So I could go travelling with Abbey or whatever.
29:58And now, it's looking like I ain't even got the option.
30:02Well, it's a mock.
30:03I can bounce back.
30:04Jay, even if I can scrape it back, I've already told Abbey I'm paying for the flights and all of
30:09that shit.
30:10Bro, she currently goes to me right now, so I don't even know what's going on.
30:15Fuck me, man.
30:17What if I've done all this just so I can lose Cambridge and Abbey?
30:20Come on, man.
30:22It's Cambridge.
30:23Big, big Cambridge, bro.
30:24If she don't understand, then I don't know, man.
30:27She will, though.
30:27You reckon?
30:28Yeah.
30:30Look, man.
30:31It's a big leap.
30:33But you have to face it.
30:34Even me coming out.
30:35Bro, I'm still feeling out of place and out of sort, but I'm glad I did it.
30:42Bro, if I didn't, I'd be kicking myself alive, that's for sure.
30:47Yo, people are moving, isn't it, so let me buy you back, yeah?
30:50All right.
30:51All right, he's it.
30:52In a bit.
31:02So this is it?
31:05No.
31:06No, you said you wouldn't laugh.
31:07I'm not laughing.
31:08It's shock, bro.
31:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, in a good way.
31:10All right, sure.
31:10Different emotions and sides in all of us fighting and harmonising simultaneously.
31:16Thanks.
31:17I'm sure the curse is clear.
31:18You can go now.
31:20I'm in no rush, bro.
31:22You know, it would have been cheaper to buy her one big bottle.
31:26I mean, my sister works in promotion.
31:28She said she had her shitload left over.
31:29Treating Leah to leftover promotional bottles of Prosecco.
31:33And they say romance is dead.
31:37So what's going on with you and Leo?
31:39We're just different people, different priorities, if that makes sense.
31:44Yeah, makes a lot of sense.
31:47There's this guy I'm seeing, and he's great.
31:51Really lovely, in fact, and...
31:53And?
31:54He's got me jumping by impellers.
31:56What?
31:56In a good way?
31:57I keep hiding from him.
32:00I think I like him because he's safe.
32:03And I thought that was good for me because, you know, safe is my happy place.
32:06I love safe.
32:07What makes you think you're safe?
32:09I'm not exactly chaotic, am I?
32:10Your art is.
32:13I'm not fooled by the button-up look.
32:15I think you're attracted to messiness.
32:19Yeah, no, that's enough Prosecco's for you.
32:22Wait, in that...
32:23I think it's you.
32:24I don't think you should be hiding it under a blanket, or jumping behind pillars to avoid
32:29what you really want.
32:40Thank you, man.
32:42Of course.
32:43You're wise.
32:44I watch a lot of Married at First Sight with my grandma.
32:47Dad.
32:47You're on that?
32:48Yeah, bro.
32:49I don't get it, nobody watches that.
32:51What?
32:52Everyone watches that?
32:53See you later, man.
33:05Oh, hi.
33:06Leah.
33:10Not even an apology?
33:13Apology for...
33:14For standing me up the other night?
33:16I'm sorry, Jang.
33:17I thought it was just a whole study thing.
33:20But it was for a good reason, I promise.
33:22Well, I thought it was a good reason, but then it turns out that he's a dickhead.
33:26You met up with someone else.
33:28Jang, am I missing something?
33:30Really, Leah?
33:39That is just blatant nepotism.
33:41Your sense of entitlement is astounding.
33:43Just because your dad was a dom doesn't make you the best person for the job.
33:47And anyway, it's about time this role went to a woman.
33:50Yes!
33:50Yes!
33:50Yes!
33:51Yes!
33:51Yes!
33:52Yes!
33:52Yes!
33:52Yes!
33:52Yes!
33:53Yes!
33:54Yes!
33:54And where are you even from here?
33:56Xenophobic.
33:57Oh, that's not even a word.
33:58Yes, it is.
33:58And you're an idiot.
34:00Thank you very much.
34:01Objection!
34:01And overall, but sustained.
34:04Tramley!
34:05Like, like, it doesn't even make any sense, like, because the dom has, like, like, like,
34:09never been a woman, so that would make it fair.
34:13Oh, bless you.
34:15Pathetic.
34:15And this one, look at him, is the dom, ugh, stiff, wooden, lifeless, and those were just
34:22his King Lear reviews.
34:24Is that all you've got?
34:25Insults?
34:26Shut up, mate.
34:27Haven't you got a bed to piss in?
34:28Which is a true story, by the way.
34:30Yeah.
34:31Thank you very much.
34:35Order!
34:36Order!
34:37Adebayo.
34:39Yeah?
34:40I wore the same pants for a week.
34:43Yeah, I got pissed.
34:44Pissed, and pissed my bed, and hid my sheets.
34:50Let's see, what else do you know about me?
34:53Sometimes, I suck my thumb when I'm sleeping.
34:58I piss sitting down.
35:02You'll probably tell them that I'm a virgin.
35:12So, beyond the put-downs, you've got nothing.
35:17Just like you will have nothing to offer being the dom, because it doesn't mean anything
35:21to you.
35:21Just like I'm guessing, it doesn't mean anything to most of you.
35:31Well, it means something to me.
35:35I want to do our year justice.
35:37I want our future years to look back at our year as the best year, full of absolute legends.
35:48So, instead of voting for Mr. I don't really give a shit, vote for someone who does.
35:56I want to do our year justice.
35:56I don't really give a shit.
36:13Any final words?
36:23Vote for me and I'll get all of you twats into Glastonbray!
36:29That's right!
36:30Here's all these unlimited weapons for everyone!
37:07I'm not sure if we're still together.
37:12I hope we are.
37:15I just want to talk to you.
37:16I need to talk to you.
37:18It's about the travelling.
37:20I'm not sure where your head is at, if any of it, but...
37:28What are you doing here?
37:29Is now a bad time?
37:30No.
37:35It's just...
37:38You have kind of left me on read for the past three days.
37:44Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
37:45Well, I was about to send you a message.
37:46Me first.
37:50Your mum said that you were getting cold for you about Cambridge and that you weren't going because of me
37:53and so I thought I could stay away from you and I tried but I couldn't. I can't. So I
37:59think that's because I love you.
38:05You don't need to say it back. Or anything.
38:19But I mean, you could say something.
38:21Yeah.
38:22Yeah.
38:22Nah. Shit.
38:24Um...
38:28I love you too.
38:32I...
38:39I proper love you.
38:44I love you.
38:55But, Cambridge, I don't know about you but I don't know if I can do long distance.
39:06Me neither.
39:28Are we all in agreement?
39:36The votes have been verified.
39:44And I can confirm that the candidate in third place is...
39:50Johnson.
39:52What?
39:53No, no. Honey, it's okay. I'll be fine.
39:55Remember, my illustrious spectators, there can only be one winner.
40:01Which means the candidate in second place is...
40:10Stramley!
40:11Stramley!
40:12Stramley!
40:14Meaning our new Dominus Calumni is...
40:17Femi Adebayo!
40:21What?
40:23Congratulations, Semi Femi!
40:27Woo!
40:28Woo!
40:30Woo!
40:31Well, come on up, dickhead.
40:32Woo!
40:36Woo!
40:37Woo!
40:44Woo!
40:50How?
40:52Did you do it?
40:53You were there.
40:55Confidence, character, and charisma.
40:57Come on.
40:58No way they chose you over Glastow tickets.
41:00And they saw through your life.
41:01I wasn't lying.
41:03I have connects and everyone in that room knows that.
41:06That's why something isn't adding up here.
41:09I smell a rat.
41:10Well, I know it's hard to accept, but...
41:13David beat the life.
41:17Oh, you know that something isn't adding up here, femfems,
41:20and I will find the truth!
41:22You trust me!
41:30Hey.
41:31Hey, my man, about hey, is this not you?
41:34Meet me in my room, 10pm, life or death?
41:36It is!
41:37So, are you going to tell us, or are you just gonna...
41:41Yeah, no, I need help breaking into the exhibition hall.
41:43It's where everyone's showing their final pieces.
41:46What?
41:47This.
41:54Everyone's showing their A-level pieces,
41:56and what I've got in the exhibition is just not good enough.
41:59It gives, uh, I don't, uh...
42:02Leo?
42:02What is it?
42:05It's me.
42:06Not so much showing who I am,
42:08but rather revealing how I experience me.
42:11So, yeah.
42:13What do you think?
42:14It's giving emotion sickness.
42:15We're not even moving.
42:18Look, guys, Carol said I couldn't show up, but fuck that.
42:20I'm gonna break in and make sure this is what the art school reps will see,
42:23but I can't do it alone.
42:24You guys need to help, so we gotta do it now.
42:26I don't usually agree with Carol, but...
42:29I agree with Carol.
42:33Omar, you took me out of my studying for this.
42:36You're lying.
42:37I thought you guys would come and help me out.
42:39This is us helping you.
42:40Brother, don't let anyone ever see this in your entire lifespan.
42:44You know what? What do you know?
42:46You sabotage your entire A-levels for a girl that you can't admit you've got feelings for.
42:49He got you.
42:50You, yeah.
42:51You crash and burn every relationship you're in.
42:53Yo, take the best out of your ass.
42:55And then you, Femi.
42:55You can't get no girl because you don't change your underpants.
42:58No, I can't lie.
42:58No, no, no.
42:59What are you trying to say?
43:00No, bro, I...
43:00You know what?
43:01Guys, guys.
43:03Can you guys please go?
43:04Oh, right, listen.
43:05Our bad...
43:05Yeah, please.
43:06In fact, get out.
43:09Cool.
43:09Van Gogh.
43:14No!
43:19Huh.
43:20I had some red wrapped.
43:22I had a ton.
43:24Yeah, wrong.
43:27Вам...
43:29You go!
43:35No, I didn't happen.
43:36I had, I didn't have a episode of Sam.
43:38Here you go.
43:3913 couldn't be told.
43:40You built the image of a 6.
43:40You still, too, too.
43:40It's like sugar, let me dance your sugar, you give it super, you give it, you give it super, oh
43:49sweet like sugar, let me dance your sugar, you give it super, you give it, you give it super, don't
44:00wait, don't cut cage me, sweet danger, there's no saving me.
44:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
44:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
44:30Only one night, can't stay, I'll be gone by tomorrow, baby, did you not know I'm a single, I'm a
44:37bad boy, baby, I am troubled, I am troubled.
44:40I'll wrap you up, I spin you out, I'll break your heart
44:44Baby, I'm a bad man, I'm a bad man
44:50Come back, come back, come back, come on
44:53You get in trouble when you play with me
44:56Baby, I'm a bad man
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