00:00Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:04Unbelievable comeback!
00:05If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:08he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:13You got this, baby.
00:15You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:17I never could have done this without you.
00:19And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:23I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:25It'll just be us and our son.
00:32I love you.
00:34Kill him, Sniper.
00:40The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:43They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:45Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:47Oh, the Sniper stole it!
00:50He's heading to the front court!
00:53We have three seconds left. Can the Sniper save the game?
01:01This is for you, baby.
01:06There's the release!
01:08No! He missed!
01:10Wait a sec. Is that his signature move?
01:15The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
01:20Yeah!
01:37I could have done this without you.
01:47The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:58I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
02:09Regina!
02:11No!
02:14Regina!
02:16No!
02:18Regina!
02:20No!
02:25Take care of my son!
02:28No!
02:29No!
02:33We've gathered here today to crown this season's MVP.
02:36A man who made the Lightning champions.
02:39So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new League legend, the Sniper.
02:49After the death of the family member, the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
02:59It was a robbery. A terrible accident.
03:03Don't give up your son, Marcel. You'll regret it forever.
03:07This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
03:11I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
03:27Basketball took everything from me.
03:33I'll never play again.
03:41How could I be so blind?
03:45I put basketball before my family.
03:48I put them in danger.
03:50This is what I just heard.
03:52Mars Davis, you're on fire.
03:54There's greatness around the family.
03:55Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
03:57The Sniper. I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
04:00I'd give anything to Train Without Lost legend.
04:03I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
04:06So any greatness you see?
04:09It's all me.
04:10My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
04:15It's been 20 years since my wife died.
04:18I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
04:21But Regina would hate to see me like this.
04:22A washed-up alcoholic slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
04:27It's time to get my shit together.
04:32He's like the Steph Curry of burgers!
04:35Holy shit, I did it!
04:38Over 200 cars served per hour.
04:41You know what that means, guys.
04:43Bonus time!
04:47Biggest cut?
04:48For me.
04:50Scott, I didn't do shit.
04:51It's your mad skills that broke a record.
04:54I'm the reason we got that bonus.
04:56You gonna deny me my cut?
04:57Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
05:00I should fire your ass.
05:02Our janitor guy quit this morning.
05:04So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
05:08or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
05:11I've lost everything.
05:13I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
05:16No thanks.
05:17I quit.
05:20I quit? Good luck!
05:21Who else is gonna hire a washed-up alcoholic?
05:32If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team.
05:36I'm sorry.
05:39We need a Hail Mary.
05:51I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
05:55Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
05:59Holy shit!
06:00That's Omari Gibbs!
06:01Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
06:03As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
06:06Hey, Marcel!
06:10Come with me.
06:11We need you back in the game.
06:25Lead the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
06:29No way.
06:31And don't call me that.
06:32The sniper died a long time, Marcel.
06:33We have one more game to save this team.
06:36We need a miracle.
06:38We need you.
06:39I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
06:43I'm not your guy.
06:44Wait!
06:46I wanna show you something.
06:50Have your faith!
06:51Screen up! D! D!
06:53Go, Marz!
06:54Get the basket!
06:55Ah!
06:56Yo, Marz could be one of the greats.
06:58We don't win this playoff team.
07:01The earner's gonna sell.
07:02They'll rebuild.
07:04Rebrand.
07:05And Marz Correa will go down with this team.
07:08We're up against the 99ers.
07:10He can't beat them on his own.
07:12I never thought I'd keep myself there.
07:15You could.
07:16If you coach him to the finals.
07:18He'll never respect you.
07:20Unless you show him that you deserve it.
07:23This is your chance to make a comeback.
07:26Marcel.
07:27I've seen you ruin your own life.
07:29Don't ruin your sons too.
07:36Fine.
07:38I'll do it.
07:44But no one can know who I am.
07:46And I'm only coaching them not playing.
07:48Never play again.
08:04Alright, listen up.
08:06The only reason this sorry-for-an-excuse team squeaked into the playoffs
08:10is because of Marz.
08:13But there's no way we're gonna...
08:15I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we-
08:17Dad?
08:21What the hell are you doing here?
08:26I'm your new assistant coach.
08:28What did they call you?
08:29Coach Combo Meal?
08:33No, no fucking way.
08:35He's an alcoholic loser.
08:36He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
08:41I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
08:45And now you come to my house to coach me?
08:48I don't think so.
08:49What the hell is I'm already thinking?
08:51We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
08:54No, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
08:59You think it's that easy, old man?
09:02If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
09:06What do you know?
09:07The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
09:12He's wasted.
09:14Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
09:32Lucky shot.
09:33Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
09:35When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
09:38What will it take for you to call me coach?
09:42A shooting contest?
09:44Three extreme shots.
09:46The fastest one to make him wins.
09:48If you win, you can stay.
09:50But if I win, you walk out.
09:53And never come back.
09:57I never wanted to play again.
09:59Especially not against my own son.
10:01But if I have to prove myself to protect him.
10:04Deal.
10:09Morris, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
10:13important game?
10:15I don't know.
10:16Let him show us what he's got.
10:18He's a useless deadbeat.
10:19He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
10:25Alright.
10:26Three expert level shots.
10:28The step back three.
10:29The blind strike.
10:30And the clutch.
10:32Same sequence.
10:33Same time.
10:35You miss.
10:35You go again.
10:37No resets.
10:38No excuses.
10:40Three.
10:41Two.
10:42One.
10:44First up, the step back three point shoot.
10:46It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
10:52How could he make it?
10:53Did you see that?
10:55Next up, the blind strike.
10:57It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
11:02Even without looking.
11:06Bro, he's cooking you!
11:08Finally, the clutch.
11:09The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
11:12It means you're out of time and energy and you have one last shot.
11:16I've only seen one player pull it off twenty years ago.
11:19I'm rookie of the year.
11:20You're just some drunk patty push who works at a fast food joint.
11:23There's no way you can-
11:24You're gonna use to calling me coach.
11:32What?
11:41Who the hell is this guy?
11:43Why does he seem so familiar?
11:44Well, if the lightnings hail Mary.
11:47Well, if the lightnings hail Mary.
11:59Alright.
12:00Everyone start sprints.
12:07You're the best player on this team.
12:09You can't just run off like that.
12:10You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
12:15Everything I have, I built by myself.
12:18Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
12:20You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
12:24You sure about that?
12:25Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born.
12:27But if you were any good, you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
12:31Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
12:34And I'm not gonna let that happen.
12:36We will win.
12:37It'll have nothing to do with you.
12:43I won't give up and walk away this time.
12:46I can't lose him forever.
12:50Son, wait.
12:55Okay, I'm sorry.
12:56Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
12:59Who'd you steal this from?
13:03I didn't steal anything.
13:07So you're the lightning's new assistant coach?
13:10Tyler Murray, my old rival.
13:13Recruiting from the drive-through.
13:15I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
13:17I was able to play for a team that's about to be erased from league.
13:20History.
13:21It'll feel great when we beat you.
13:24You won't even make it to the finals.
13:26The lightning have been terrible.
13:29Ever since the Sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
13:32Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
13:34We should make it look like an accident.
13:36Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
13:42And you're no Sniper.
13:44So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
13:47You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
13:50Because your basketball career?
13:51It's over.
13:53Don't talk to my son like that.
13:55So you're the alcoholic absent father.
13:58Ah.
14:00I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
14:03Hey.
14:04Don't you worry.
14:05Wants your greasy dad here?
14:06Wants your team straight to the ground?
14:07I'll let you be my ball boy.
14:19You should teach your boys manners.
14:21The 99ers are going to destroy you.
14:24So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
14:27I'll let the score speak for itself.
14:36I'm about to coach a playoff game.
14:39I need to look the part.
14:47The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
14:50But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis, they're in the playoffs going head to head with one
14:56of the league's top franchises.
14:57Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
15:01Is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-thru?
15:21Is that the burger guy?
15:22No.
15:23It can't be.
15:25They call him Coach Combo Meal.
15:27There's no way a guy like that can call game-winning plays.
15:31Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
15:32But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
15:35We can prove the world wrong.
15:37It's your show, Coach.
15:38Good luck.
15:40Only if we played too.
15:41This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
15:44Time to break the curse.
15:46All in, Team Lightning.
15:54Tell that I'm for you guys.
15:56Combo Meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
16:00I'm not going anywhere.
16:01Let's win this.
16:02Lightning on three.
16:03One, two, three.
16:04Lightning!
16:11Remember this face.
16:12I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
16:32The ball movement, boys.
16:38Get ready, get ready.
16:40Take it, baby.
16:44Good shot.
16:45Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
16:49It's Mars Davis' absent father.
16:52Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
16:55Mars Davis' father?
16:56Why does he look so familiar?
17:00These losers are humiliating you.
17:03Let's go, boys.
17:05Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
17:09What's going on?
17:11Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
17:14Wait.
17:15No.
17:23What to do?
17:36Where's the foul, ref?
17:38Come on!
17:39Foul!
17:40Come on, man!
17:40Where's the foul, ref?
17:45They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
17:48Locked up now.
17:52Foul, ref!
17:53Come on!
18:04Drop law!
18:06They're scared.
18:07Don't back down.
18:08Don't tell me what to do, old man.
18:12Oh!
18:15Stitches on Mars!
18:18Oh!
18:22Focus up.
18:23Behind the line.
18:30Get!
18:40Yo!
18:41What?
18:42What's wrong with you?
18:43Hey!
18:44Hey!
18:46Call it right!
18:47Yo!
18:47You blind, ref?
18:50Red, number 15, foul.
18:52Boo!
18:54Are you right, loser?
18:56I can't go down.
18:57Not like this.
18:58Are you okay, son?
18:59Yeah.
19:00This is a real blow for the lightning.
19:02Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery, there's no way that they can come back from this.
19:07I told you, they would dominate this team of washed up losers.
19:14What?
19:17We're all out of subs.
19:18Your last chance to win us.
19:20We have to forfeit.
19:25Wait!
19:26You've got your Hail Mary right here.
19:29I already drew up a player contract, just in case.
19:32Your team needs you on the court, coach.
19:36You want me to play?
19:37You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
19:40In between you and me.
19:42I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
19:46She can save us.
19:47And win it all.
19:51There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight-point
19:56deficit in 15 seconds.
19:58It's impossible!
19:59Go out there, coach.
20:01And I'll knock you down so hard you know you'd back up.
20:06If we lose, it's all over.
20:09The team.
20:10My career.
20:20If everyone finds out who I am, will I put my son in danger too?
20:25I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court.
20:28I knew you were just a useless deadbeat.
20:31All you ever do is quit.
20:34I can't lose my son again.
20:38Morp it!
20:39Morp it!
20:40Morp it!
20:40Morp it!
20:41Morp it!
20:42Morp it!
20:43Morp it!
20:43Morp it!
20:43Just Team Night Lightning has no choice.
20:48Wait.
20:50Give me a jersey.
20:52I'll play.
20:54I can't wait for this greasy dipshit to fall flat on his face.
20:58Wait a minute.
20:59Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
21:02Is he gonna play?
21:06The coach is warming up now.
21:10I'm back.
21:14The sniper finally shoots again.
21:17Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
21:19He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
21:22Unless he's got the skills to match, the Lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
21:25They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
21:29There's no way he can pull this off.
21:32You know, when you lose it'll actually be nice.
21:35I'll come by the restaurant.
21:36You can both put the fries in my bag.
21:38That old guy's not making it to our defense.
21:43What is he doing?
21:45He's running the wrong way down the court.
21:48What the hell's he doing?
21:49That loser's blowing the game.
21:52What, are you drunk old man or just lost?
21:54Is he trying to score?
21:56That's impossible.
21:58Nobody could score from the backcourt.
22:15No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
22:18Who is this guy?
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