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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33Let's go!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:05you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:49AHHHHH!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus. We beg you.
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:51What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it. The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Get harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' seafoak give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:17Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it use seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dylan. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:02that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:07she's your daughter we need you now so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome this aura
10:16she's got my blood who did this don't worry about it just keep lily safe
10:34mommy mommy
10:52it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:10somebody help me
11:24give me a name leora who did this i'm going to tear them apart
11:29it was
11:53your father sold you to me a long time ago
11:55you're my fiance my property you filthy whore spread your legs for some stray dog
12:04but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:15with nymph blood in my veins even olympus will bow to me
12:27i got careless diving near a shipwreck my fault shipwreck
12:34those cuts are surgical leora someone did this to you
12:41you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:45boss soup's ready
12:52if i don't make it promise me you'll take care of lily
12:57she's all we have left
12:59she's safe now drink
13:03soup isn't gonna fix this jack
13:11jack you
13:14ambrosia residue golden apple sap
13:17i studied this in grad's time
13:19greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:22where the hell did you get this
13:25more try it
13:37these ingredients where did you get them
13:45it's my first time meeting daddy
13:47i gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:13what a lively little snack
14:16gulp you down and my power doubles
14:19i just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:28you want more
14:30i've got a ton of it laying around
14:32this guy's luck is insane
14:36a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:41is this coast a secret olympian vault
14:43you're safe here liria
14:48we've got a kid together now
14:51i'm not letting anything touch
14:54you or lily
14:56jack i'm grateful but i
14:58daddy help
15:02something's trying to eat me
15:05lily's in trouble
15:12i i'm not tasty
15:14my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:17please don't eat me
15:22divine power runs through this girl
15:26devour you
15:27and i might even claim the sea king's throne
15:33ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
15:47whoo
16:04you disgusting freak
16:06what do you think you're doing to my daughter
16:09mommy
16:11i've got you baby
16:13i've got you baby
16:14touch my kid again
16:16and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:19ha
16:19you ruined my meal
16:24wait
16:24the baby mama herself
16:27perfect
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run! Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:07You...Posei?
17:09That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me? No way. Even at full strength I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:40Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:44Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy after all.
18:06Go!
18:11Look at him!
18:14Go!
18:14Fox!
18:15Go!
18:17Go!
18:42My liege, have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord. Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show?
19:17My king! We had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me. If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:29Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes! Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:50truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon? Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet? There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:24The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You! You're in Hades' territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this. I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Hades, the staff?
21:58One shot?
21:59The Sea King, he's real
22:03Hades
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:10One
22:11Two
22:16Thank the fates
22:17The boss is here
22:23Boss, this bum
22:30You idiot
22:31Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown
22:34You're done, get out
22:36In front of Poseidon
22:38Your ants
22:38I'm saving your worthless heights
22:45My lord
22:46Is this handling satisfactory?
22:49I'm not here for fun
22:50Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
22:57Understood
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now
23:00You have three days
23:01I'll be back
23:05Everyone
23:06Drop what you're doing
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child
23:10Every resource, every contact
23:12Now
23:13Tell them Poseidon's back
23:15Yes, boss
23:22Poseidon's back
23:23Let's hope this time
23:24He doesn't flood the place
23:25Just to make a point
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead
23:36Kid comes with us alive
23:37She's still hurt
23:38Easy pickets
23:40Let's move
23:52We'll make a nice stew
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater
24:06Pathetic
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders
24:12Come quietly to the stronghold
24:15Or I drag your corpse back
24:17Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:21Hand over the kid
24:31Stay away from my daughter
24:32Don't you dare touch her
24:50Mommy, you're bleeding
24:52This forest is locked down
24:54Surrender now
24:56I'll go with you
24:57On one condition
24:59Let my daughter go
25:01No, mommy
25:03I'm not leaving you
25:14Kids mine
25:16You die
25:20You poisoned me
25:24My poison fog
25:25The more you fight
25:27The faster it rots you
25:29From the inside
25:29Give up
25:31You've gone too far
25:33Even if I die today
25:34I'm not letting you win
25:39You're wounded
25:41Poisoned
25:42Done
25:44The kids coming with me
25:47Don't touch her
25:49Come at me
25:50Feisty one
25:52Dylan wants you dead
25:54But first
25:55I'm gonna have some fun
26:03Such a pretty face
26:05All mine now
26:10Let my mommy go
26:12You bastard
26:19Lily
26:20Lily
26:21Run
26:22Get out of here
26:27Serve me well
26:28And I might let her run
26:30A little longer
26:44That's enough
26:49Daddy?
26:53I'll see you
26:54No
27:00I'll make her
27:01This is enough
27:02Next
27:07To be
27:08What a
27:08To be
27:08For me
27:25Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:31You okay, babe?
27:33So you're the boyfriend.
27:34Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:54Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:57Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:59Shut up and go.
28:00Now!
28:12If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:17Run all you want!
28:19My pack tears you both apart!
28:37No!
29:10Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:14Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:18We're going back for her right now.
29:23Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:33Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:40Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:42Okay.
29:46You are the best.
29:56You are the best.
29:56Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:03You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:06My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:28Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:34Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:37He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:46Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:50Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:58Daddy, be careful.
31:01Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:10That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
31:13How much longer you got?
31:15Let me have my fun first.
31:18So what?
31:19I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:33Damn.
31:34You take a hit.
31:35Well, let's enjoy this body.
31:38Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:41For Jack and Lily.
31:43Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:48No signal?
31:49You trying to hog the glory?
31:51More coming.
31:52Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:54No choice.
31:55I'm taking them down with me.
31:57This the woman Dylan wants?
31:58Where the kid?
32:00Some guy took the brat.
32:03Useless.
32:03Grab her first.
32:04Then we hunt the child.
32:10Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:16You all want to come at once?
32:18Then die together.
32:19Pick your graves.
32:31Why did you come back?
32:34Where's Lily?
32:38Lily's safe.
32:39Don't push yourself.
32:42So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:46Her taste is trash.
32:47Beg now.
32:49And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:52Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:55End it fast.
32:58You?
32:59In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:02Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:05Just hold on a little longer.
33:08Jack means more to me than anything.
33:10I won't let him get hurt.
33:21You want my husband?
33:23Step over my corpse first.
33:26In a hurry to die?
33:27Fine.
33:28I'll oblige.
33:57You're half dead already.
34:00How the hell did you knock me back?
34:02The sea is sinking.
34:03Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:07This can't be.
34:33Ancient Ekethra.
34:34The Coastal Legend monster?
34:36Why would she be here?
34:40Ha ha ha!
34:41Our boss has real backing.
34:43He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
34:46No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
34:50They're coming for us.
34:51We're finished.
34:52Don't worry, darling.
34:54Things might turn around.
34:55Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:57Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:03They're here for me.
35:04Jack, stay behind me.
35:06With me here, no one touches you.
35:09Stop saying that, Jack.
35:10Look around.
35:11We're surrounded.
35:11We could actually die here.
35:19My lords!
35:20Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:26You worthless creature!
35:29You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:39Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:55Mercy, my lord!
35:56We were just following orders!
35:58Dylan called the shots, not us!
36:01Dylan is just a rabid dog on Pan Vos' leash.
36:05We're not dying for that piece of shit.
36:06The Lord of the Deep is the only king.
36:09We're yours.
36:10Our lives are yours.
36:11Enough talk!
36:12Kill them!
36:13Kill?
36:15Us?
36:26My lord, please forgive us.
36:30I'm not done with you.
36:32Are you insane?
36:33Don't yell at them!
36:36I am so sorry.
36:39My husband is...
36:40He's just completely terrified.
36:42Please, don't mind him.
36:45It is...
36:46Just fine.
36:55Wait, did they just call you my lord?
36:58Yeah, they're my bodyguards.
36:59Run errands for me sometimes.
37:01Quiet!
37:01This isn't a video game, Jack.
37:03If they kill us, you don't get to respawn.
37:05He never misses a chance to brag.
37:07That guardian of the sea must have stepped in again.
37:10I owe him more than I can ever repay.
37:13Those were scouts.
37:15The real army is coming.
37:16We're sitting ducks out here, Jack.
37:18We have to take Lily.
37:20And seek my father's protection.
37:23This is an amulet my father left me.
37:26It'll keep you safe when it matters.
37:27This war was never meant to involve you.
37:29I'm the one who dragged you into it.
37:32So I won't let you get hurt.
37:34This isn't that old bastard Hades' amulet.
37:36Damn.
37:37My brother turning into my father-in-law?
37:39Who the hell wrote this plan?
37:41It's way too Greek mythology.
37:42It's way too Greek mythology.
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