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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S12E05
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00:08We're back in the workroom, I just survived a lip sync and I have so many emotions.
00:14I just hear Rockham's crying and how badly she wanted this, while other people did the
00:20bare minimum and skated by again.
00:22To all of my special queens, make sure you do what I couldn't do.
00:26Love yourself, respect yourself. Rockham, Sakura, love you all truly.
00:31We love you, Rockham.
00:33When Rock turned the corner and we could hear her crying, my heart broke.
00:38Mine too, girl.
00:39I went into that workroom front and talked to thinking that I was safe.
00:42Honey, that shook me. My mind has changed.
00:45I'm putting it into full fucking gear because I'm Britta, bitch.
00:48In New York, I'm always at the top because I work so hard and that's what makes it so hard
00:54to be in the bottom.
00:56I also think I don't belong in the bottom.
00:58Oh, I gotta get these tears out of my eyes because we do have to celebrate Miss Gigi Goode.
01:03Congrats, Gigi!
01:05I'm very, very happy that I won the challenge that I wanted to win the most.
01:10Yeah.
01:10Yeah, and you deserve it. You're such an amazing designer.
01:13Nikki, how are you feeling about your critiques?
01:15I feel happy because being praised for what I've created boosts my ego and now I can allow myself to
01:20be even more outside of my comfort zone and just more goofy.
01:22You totally have that goofy side to you. I've seen it already.
01:25You don't fucking see it yet.
01:26Next week, I'm going to walk down my way as Quasimodo.
01:28Oh my God.
01:29Yes, please.
01:30Week after week, I just feel more and more weakened.
01:35I see them seeing something in Aiden. They're like, you're so special. How can they see something in her like
01:41that?
01:42And because I look polished, I just don't have it.
01:45Aiden, how are you feeling right now?
01:47I mean, I know up until tonight, like, I haven't had anything to go off of yet until tonight.
01:52I really honestly did think that you would probably be in the bottom.
01:55Just solely based off like the looks.
01:58They liked the look. They wanted more.
02:00I wanted a very Betty Page-esque look and I didn't want to just start stacking shit on just for
02:04the hell of it.
02:05You cannot afford to make excuses for yourself to not do the best or better than you know you can
02:10do.
02:10I didn't just sit back and think like, all right, I'm done, guys. Like, who gives a shit? No.
02:15Since you take naps while all of us are working hard, she literally just put balls on a corset.
02:22The one thing that they keep telling me is I do have that uniqueness about me and I just need
02:27to bring that to the table.
02:28So, yeah.
02:33A lot of these girls thought that I probably should have been in the bottom two for the ball challenge,
02:38but I wasn't.
02:41Greta should have been safe.
02:42And you're saying Aiden should have been home?
02:44But I see a fire in her and I feel like she might be able to burn.
02:47You see a candle.
02:47Ooh!
02:49We are all in this competition together and we are all competing for the same fucking crown.
02:54So, I don't care what your background is or what reputation you have.
02:58If the judges aren't seeing what they want to see from you, then...
03:02Bitch, bye.
03:06The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
03:11and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judge Normani.
03:17All right, race.
03:18Never back, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama.
03:25Good morning.
03:28Team Missouri.
03:29There is in the house.
03:31I woke up.
03:32I'm breathing.
03:32That means it must be a new day in the work room.
03:36Week five with no men.
03:38How are y'all feeling?
03:40Which one of us is the trade besides me?
03:43I have deemed myself trade of the season because I am the sexiest one in the room here and everywhere
03:50I think Jan would be trade if she had her boy bra
04:02My queens, how's your head?
04:05Hey, feeling a little sickening?
04:07Well, get ready to walk into this competition, nurse first
04:15Hello, hello, hello
04:20Ladies, I've been going over your charts
04:24I've got some good news and some bad news
04:27The bad news is your pussies are on fire
04:32The good news is there is no cure
04:35For this week's maxi challenge, you need to overact in the longest running drag queen scripted show on TV
04:42A little medical drama we're calling Gay's Anatomy
04:46I am so excited, it's an acting challenge
04:51I'm feeling confident
04:52I'm ready to show them everything that I learned getting my BFA
04:56The script is filled with juicy roles from beloved Dr. Meredith Gay
05:01To Chief of Staff Rhonda Shimes
05:04To the patients whose very lives hang in the balance
05:08The hardest part will be deciding which role to assign to which queen
05:13If only there were a pill for that
05:17Oh, wait a minute
05:19Oh, pit crew
05:24Dr. Doctor
05:25Somebody check my temperature
05:27Nurse
05:28Nine of these 11 bottles contain a silver pill
05:33A placebo with no power
05:35But two bottles contain a pink pill
05:38The two queens that choose a pink pill
05:41Will be in charge of casting all the roles
05:44Oh, my God
05:45Pit crew, your patients await
05:48And ladies, I'm sorry to inform you, there will be no anal options
05:53Oh
05:55Perfect
05:58Breathe out
06:01All right, ladies, you may open your bottles
06:04These bottles are childproof
06:06Which may prove difficult for some of you
06:12Oh, Nikki and Gigi
06:14Hello, Gigi
06:15Nikki doll and Gigi good
06:18You got the pink pills
06:20That means you are in charge of casting
06:22All right
06:23Choose wisely, girls
06:26Gentlemen, start your ambulances
06:28And may the best woman win
06:32I'm Dr. Meredith Gay
06:33World famous for my surgical skills
06:35And my bad taste in men
06:36Before any of the roles are actually assigned
06:38As a group, we all look through the script
06:40To find out who we are thinking we might like to play
06:43Okay, we all feel like
06:44We kind of have an idea of what we want
06:45I want Dr. Meredith Gay
06:47I think I want to do Dr. Meredith Gay number two
06:51There's two of you bitches
06:52I don't understand why Jan wants to be Meredith number two
06:55Part of the comedy of the challenge is for the two Merediths to look very different
06:59But whatever
07:00The sequels are never good as the originals
07:03I like Dr. Sandra Oker
07:05I'm thinking Mimi
07:07Mimi
07:08I would love to play Dr. Mother Gay
07:11Sherry would be so good as Mother in that wheelchair
07:13I would like to play Mother too
07:17Why, you want to talk backstage?
07:19Nikki and I will go over and deliberate
07:21Hi
07:22How fun
07:23Nikki and Gigi
07:24They're sweet spirits
07:26I don't think they're going to sabotage a bitch
07:29But you never know
07:30The sweet ones are the ones you got to look out for
07:32Dr. Tizzy Steepens will be moi
07:34What do you want to play?
07:35I think baby is really iconic
07:36But it doesn't have a lot of lines
07:39Wouldn't it be cool if you were able to get the baby with the smallest amount of lines
07:43Yes
07:43Who did Widow want to play?
07:46Mother
07:47I think it should be Sherry
07:49Do you feel comfortable giving a role to Widow that she didn't pick?
07:54I don't want to be that girl
07:55Well, one of us will help me
07:58Who wanted it?
07:59Nobody picked her
08:00Aiden wanted Mimi Dearest
08:01Aiden doesn't really strike me as somebody who's going to stand out
08:06Because there's a ghost and due to Aiden's personality I think that could be a good idea
08:12I agree
08:13Alright, so
08:14Are we ready to drop the ball?
08:17Yeah
08:17Alright
08:18Oh shit
08:19Hi
08:20Ladies
08:21We have made some decisions
08:23Dr. Mary Disgay 1 with Jackie
08:25Yay
08:26Dr. Mary Disgay 2 with Jen
08:29Dr. Sandra Okrrrrr would be Brita
08:32Yes
08:33Then Penny will be played by Aiden
08:36Okay
08:38Are you happy with it?
08:41Um, I guess I'm going to have to be aren't I?
08:43When we were deciding we were like I think she could do good as like a ghost
08:47No, I mean like that's literally not her
08:50She's a bombshell with a liberal code when it comes to sex and relationships
08:53She's the Mae West type
08:55Aiden like you know Mae West right?
08:57Um, probably not like you guys
08:59Oh
09:00Yeah
09:00How do you not know who Mae West is?
09:03Call my lawyer
09:04For Dr. Mother K we have Mrs. Sherry
09:07What?
09:09Then Mimi Dearest will be Widow
09:12I will be Baby Dearest
09:13We're baby
09:14The family
09:17These fucking bitches
09:19Does anybody have like any qualms or issues or anything with their role?
09:24How are you feeling about Mimi Dearest?
09:26Widow
09:27You don't seem to be super happy
09:29Well, just like Aiden said we don't really have a choice
09:32Let's do it
09:33I didn't get the role I wanted either
09:35But at the end of the day you just have to suck it up and make it work
09:38Would she rather Henny?
09:39I can do Mimi, it's fine
09:41Would you rather be Henny or Mimi?
09:42I can do Mimi, it's fine
09:44All right
09:45Everybody good?
09:45Good to highlighting and memorizing
09:46Memorizing
09:47Ciao
09:47I feel like this is about to be a shit show
09:49I'm excited to see you as a ghost
09:51Boo
09:53Coming up
09:54You were not happy with your role?
09:55I mean I wanted to play something a little more serious
09:58You wanted to play something a little more serious
10:01On RuPaul's Drag Race
10:10This week's maxi challenge is to overact in a medical drama called
10:16Gaze Anatomy
10:17Good times
10:18The last acting challenge was improv and I did very well
10:21And I'm feeling hungry for when
10:25We should figure out what line we're going to say to each other
10:27Because even if it's an improv it would be nice that we know
10:30What trajectory we're taking
10:32It didn't work last time we did improv
10:33Hmm?
10:34It didn't work last time we did improv
10:36Jackson
10:36And this is our friend Squirly
10:38That's what I'm saying
10:39So we should rehearse the line that we're going to say during the argument
10:41Then we can deliver something that is still playing in our head
10:45All right
10:51I definitely regret picking Widow for the role of Mimidious because without realizing it I put myself in the exact
10:57same position of the improv challenge
10:59But I didn't know that she would be moody
11:00That's the thing
11:01She's so unpredictable
11:02You never know what you're going to get
11:04You bitch!
11:05Ladies, listen
11:06I don't see why we can't all work something out
11:09Boo!
11:11Aiden was probably the weakest link in the improv challenge
11:14And this time all of Aiden's scenes are with me
11:17Since we were both in the bottom last week
11:19That we really just got to bring it
11:22We got something to prove
11:23That's right
11:24No, definitely
11:24I don't want to babysit Aiden
11:26But like, is she going to rise to the occasion?
11:28Is she going to come out of a shell with this role?
11:30I don't know
11:31Hey, girlfriends!
11:33Hi!
11:34Hello!
11:34Is there a doctor in the house?
11:36All the time!
11:38Well, hello, thespians!
11:40Hello!
11:41Look at that elder barge hairdo
11:44That is the most beautiful hairdo I've ever seen in my entire life
11:49Jackie Cox, you have an acting background, is that right?
11:52I do, Anna
11:53A little bit of a medical background
11:54My mom's dream for me was to be a doctor like every Persian mother
11:57Yes
11:58So in high school, she got me a job collecting the stool samples of patients to bring to her lab
12:03How sweet of her
12:05Are you playing a doctor?
12:06I am the Dr. Meredith Gay
12:08This is your opportunity to make your mother very proud
12:11Now, Britta
12:12You Britta work
12:13Uh-huh
12:13And you got something to prove to you
12:15Because your ass was in the bottom last week
12:17I sure was
12:17Yeah, so how are you going to infuse you Britta work into this challenge?
12:23I'm really excited
12:24I come from a theater background
12:25So I'm excited to put like different affectations with my voice
12:29Yeah
12:29And just see what really lands to like make it work, Britta work
12:32Have fun with it
12:33Because if you're having fun with this, we the audience will have fun with it
12:37Uh, Aiden
12:38Oh
12:38Here we are
12:39Oh
12:39Well hello
12:40Or hello
12:41They cast you as a ghost
12:43Is that a little subtle shade?
12:46It might be
12:48So if I were to ask your parents, was Aiden a shy little boy always?
12:53They would tell you no
12:54They would say no
12:54They would say no
12:55Okay
12:56This competition has been very weird for me
12:57Totally like out of my element
12:59I've never heard that before
13:00That is so
13:01This is out of your element?
13:03Well, I'm saying compared to you know some of the girls who come from very like big cities
13:06And they're used to you know being around a lot of girls all the time
13:09No, they're not
13:09No, this is a unique situation
13:11I bet all of you would probably say the same thing, am I correct?
13:14Shout out
13:15Yeah
13:15I don't know what you're afraid of
13:17But just go two steps further
13:19Just come out of that jail
13:21Yeah
13:21Yeah
13:22You cannot constantly every challenge say well I'm not from a big city like the other girls
13:27I'm not from a big city
13:27You have to at some point step up to the plate because this is not RuPaul's excuse race
13:33Hi ladies
13:34Nikki and Gigi, did you take in consideration what the girls were good at or did you want to sabotage
13:40them?
13:41I feel like we didn't try to sabotage anyone
13:42We heard everyone's wishes and then we tried to accommodate everyone
13:46I mean some girls got roles that they didn't initially want
13:48Which girls were upset by the roles they got?
13:50I could kind of see that Widow was a little upset she didn't get the character that she wanted
13:53You wanted to play Blac Chyna, is that right?
13:57So you were not happy with your role?
13:59I mean I wanted to play something a little more serious
14:01This is a serious role?
14:02For me it is
14:03You wanted to play something a little more serious
14:06On RuPaul's Drag Race
14:08What role did you have in mind?
14:10I wanted to play Mother
14:11What role do you have?
14:12Mimi Darius
14:13Okay
14:13I just kind of feel that that's just
14:16Playing Mimi Darius is a role that I seem to kind of fall into
14:19Like I picked a drunk role the last time we did an acting challenge
14:22It seems like I'm playing another
14:23Like almost similar role
14:25Yeah, well you can interpret the role however you want
14:29So now Nikki Doll, in the improv challenge
14:32You wound up in the bottom
14:33Yup
14:34How are you gonna make sure you're not in the bottom this time?
14:37I picked a role that is very different than what I would do usually
14:40What role did you get?
14:40I'm the baby
14:41Will your baby speak French?
14:42Well, we do not know the dad
14:44Yeah
14:44So I could always have a little French accent here and there
14:47Yeah, that's a little literal
14:49Give it your all
14:50Push yourself
14:51You know?
14:51Alright kids, I cannot wait to see this
14:54This is a make or break challenge
14:56And this is also a star making challenge
14:59See you out there
15:00Thank you
15:00Thanks
15:02Okay
15:03Oh well
15:04We got work to do ladies
15:05Yup
15:05Yup
15:07Coming up
15:09There's an anal
15:13Oh ciao
15:22Welcome ladies
15:23Hi
15:24It's time to shoot our Gay's Anatomy scenes
15:26And Carson will be directing us
15:28Ada and I were both in the bottom last week
15:30So both of us have a lot to prove
15:32We may not be best friends
15:33But we're gonna be goddamn best friends in this scene, honey
15:36Today I'm looking for over the top acting, drama, romance, and catheters if you have one
15:43Okay, so first scene, places ladies, time is money, chop chop
15:47Action
15:49Dr. Meredith Gay, there's an anal phylactic shock in room one
15:54Dr. Tizzy Stevens, there's a diverticulitis in room two
15:58Cut
15:58Let's go back
15:59Jada, don't think about it, we've got an anal phylactic shock
16:02We've got a da da da da
16:03Just keep that rhythm moving
16:05Okay
16:05Action
16:06There's a dick diverticulitis cut
16:10Oh ciao
16:11Let's go back to one
16:12Breathe girl
16:13Huh?
16:14Breathe, you got it
16:15When you think that on the first try that you should get it perfect
16:18And that does not happen
16:19There's an anal
16:22You're just like a deer in the headlights
16:24Right
16:25Alright, let's move on
16:27So Meredith, girl, how's it going with your drag mom?
16:31Gosh, I wish my mother had survived a near fatal tucking accident
16:35Tizzy, you're not well and you're sick and why did you bring a cat to a hospital?
16:41Cut
16:41Nipples
16:42Let's go back, Jackie your line is Tizzy you're sick and you need help
16:45Thank you
16:45And Gigi, that was perfect
16:47When I walked into this competition, I thought of Gigi as just the fashion queen
16:51And she's been serving it in the performance challenges too
16:53Which makes her quite the threat
16:57Moving on
16:58I told you to go on eight
17:00Five, six, seven, eight bitches
17:02You're the one that wanted to do a fork the pain away number
17:06Fork you
17:06Why is it always about utensils with you?
17:09And cut, it's totally like Hamlet
17:11Minus the let and just the ham
17:13Let's move on
17:14Can't wait to meet the new Meredith
17:16And action
17:20Who am I?
17:22Oh hey Meredith
17:23Mother, you recognize me?
17:25I've had a full face transplant
17:28Can we talk about me now?
17:30What do you think?
17:31I was thinking about wearing the ring on the other finger
17:34I don't know, it's looking a little big
17:38Mother fucking sherry pie
17:41That's my role
17:43Fresh as old?
17:45How can I be having a baby?
17:47I'm a drag queen
17:48I think I see the head
17:52Get this baby out of me
17:54It's a bomb
17:56Actually, it's a glitter bomb
17:58I swallowed that at the white party a couple months ago
18:02Widow is doing very well
18:04Overall, she delivered
18:06Literally, because she was pregnant
18:10If that doesn't make it, it's a problem
18:13That was gold
18:14And cut
18:15Widow, your thing about the white party was genius
18:18Okay, baby and mother insert scene
18:20We're gonna bring in the special effects experts
18:22Thank you for your patience
18:25It was a hospital joke too
18:29Action
18:29Oh, fierce
18:31Her visage looks snatched
18:32Work, doctor bitch
18:34I knew I should have swallowed your mother tucking ass
18:36I'm about to shove my baby egg in your l-
18:38Sorry
18:40I'm about to shove up my baby ass in your lung
18:42Sorry
18:44Do I really gotta put up with this damn baby for 18 years?
18:48Well, that's enough
18:49I'm gonna kill you now
18:50Speak some more French, Nikki
18:51That's great
18:54I can leave this baby here at the hospital, right?
18:57There's moments when Nikki and Widow have to improv
18:59And Nikki kind of loses steam halfway through and gives up
19:03Moving on
19:04Are we ready to roll?
19:05Yes, ma'am
19:06Aidan, are you in character? Are you dead or are you alive?
19:08Oh, I'm alive
19:09Okay
19:10Action
19:11Oh, hello, Dr. Alcar
19:15Why don't you come up and IV me sometime?
19:21Got any good news for me?
19:23Oh, sorry
19:27Oh, hello, Dr. Alcar
19:30Why don't you come up and IV me sometime?
19:34Just as I suspected
19:36R-A-S
19:37And cut
19:38Aidan
19:39It was a little tentative
19:40And it just seemed like maybe you weren't confident with your lines
19:42Just be a little bit looser with it
19:44Yep
19:44And then Britta, R-A-S
19:46Instead of being an excited lover
19:48You have a moment where you become a doctor again
19:50Just as I suspected
19:52R-A-S
19:53Okay, thank you
19:55Action
19:56Oh, hello, Dr. Alcar
20:00Why don't you come up and IV me sometime?
20:02Oh
20:02Aw
20:04Just as I suspected
20:05Just as I suspected
20:06R-A-S
20:09I am trying not to lose focus
20:11But it's definitely difficult because Britta can spit when she talks
20:19Affectations
20:19I said talk like a dog
20:21The whole scene was just face full
20:24That big mouth has a lot of spit
20:27And cut
20:29Aidan, you nailed it
20:30And you took all those notes
20:31That was perfect
20:32Um, and then Britta
20:34It's
20:35Comma
20:36R-A-S
20:38Comma
20:40I guess I need to show Carson more
20:42Of range
20:43Britta, act like you've noticed she's quiet
20:45And say, what's going on, honey?
20:46Why are you so quiet?
20:47I'm going above and beyond
20:48Like, it's one thing to just lay there
20:50And for me to, like, carry it to the finish line
20:52I mean, it's pretty easy to play dead
20:54Um
20:55All right, that's a wrap, ladies
20:56We won't know what we have until we see the final edit
20:58But we will watch that on the main stage tomorrow
21:00I think we're all feeling really good about the challenge
21:03I mean, I feel un-forking believable
21:05But I can just tell something's coming to fuck all that shit up
21:10Coming up
21:11Do you think people dropping lines is going to be a factor at all?
21:14Bitch
21:15I'm just saying
21:17Jackie's trying to stir the shit this morning
21:19She ate it, bitch
21:27I am Aiden Zane, and I have one thing to say
21:30Boo
21:31Boo
21:32Boo
21:33Boo
21:34All right, bitches
21:36This is another elimination day
21:38And somebody's going home
21:40How do we all feel about the challenge?
21:42Good
21:43Do you think people dropping lines is going to be a factor at all?
21:46Because there were some folks who were dropping some lines
21:48Bitch, look
21:48I'm just saying
21:49I'mma tell you this much
21:50Jackie's trying to stir the shit this morning
21:52Overall, I feel like it was cute
21:53And it came together at the end
21:55But I know in the beginning
21:56I like psyched myself out a little bit
21:57And then maybe you never know if that will be the thing that can like put you in the bottom
22:01Because everybody was so good
22:02I think that they're going to be really nitpicky about everything
22:05I'm happy with my performance
22:06And because they want me to show personality
22:08I just hope that this is going to be enough
22:10Oh, so you think that you're going to always have just like a stuck up cold French bitch
22:14That only focus about makeup and glamour
22:16Which I covered all my teeth in black to have only one showing as a baby
22:19Who's glamorous?
22:22And you know one of the biggest struggle that I had since I arrived here
22:25Is that this is an American competition show
22:27So the fact that I'm struggling on some stuff that you guys are not even struggling with
22:30To make me feel like you shouldn't even be here
22:32You shouldn't even be here
22:33You're struggling with the language
22:34You're taking someone's spot
22:35You have to set all of that aside
22:37I wish I could just climb inside your brain and just alleviate you of all of that
22:40I've worked so hard for this
22:42And I have so much to offer
22:43That I have to live in the moment
22:45And not let this saboteur really take over
22:47And try to shut down those voices in my head
22:51Sherry
22:52Yeah, yeah
22:52Your mother character
22:53Was it based off of any of your like real life mother figures?
22:56Not really
22:57Like my real mom is like a hardcore supportive showbiz mom
23:00Like I love my mom, you know?
23:11My mom all that ever mattered to her like so many immigrant families
23:15Is you move to this country because you want your kids to have a better life
23:18And for her that meant education
23:21That meant getting a good job
23:22Doing something respectable
23:24For so long my mom was just against every choice
23:28Every instinct I had
23:29Like I didn't want to be a doctor
23:30All I wanted to do was sing and dance
23:32I never got to take dance classes
23:34Because she didn't think that that was something that boys should do
23:37She doesn't even know I do drag
23:42For so much of my life
23:43I was never enough
23:45For my mom
23:48For the expectations I put on myself
23:51I'm terrified that she's gonna see this
23:53And it's gonna be like
23:54All her worst nightmares about me came true
23:56Because
23:58I'm not what she dreamed I would be
24:00But the thing about that is is that
24:03Success is success
24:04And she can see this
24:06And she sees that
24:07What you decided to do with your life
24:08Led you to a way where you can take care of yourself
24:10And you can be happy
24:11That's usually what parents want for us
24:12And sometimes they just think they know what's best
24:14Sometimes they just have to see it like lived out
24:17And see the reality of what it really is
24:20I can't allow her disapproval to define me
24:22So I hope when she sees this
24:25She'll know that this is what's made me happy
24:27And that I want her
24:30To understand that part of me
24:32We've chosen the right career
24:34And we do actually know what's good for us
24:39We do
24:39Widow, how are you feeling?
24:42Uh
24:44Talking about moms has always been
24:45Super hard for me
24:47Uh
24:48My mom died in a car crash when I was 17
24:51Oh my god
24:52So sorry
24:53And just knowing that she never
24:55Is gonna have the chance to see me
24:58You know live this dream
24:59And be who I am
25:01And finally come out
25:03And I have no relationship with family
25:05Like no one knows that I'm married in my family
25:07No one knows that I'm even here
25:09I never got to come out to her
25:10I never got to talk to her
25:11I never
25:12And we had an argument the day she died
25:14And I never got to like mend that
25:17I stormed out of the house
25:18And I left with my friends
25:19And the next thing I know
25:20The police are knocking on the door
25:22And they say their mother passed away in a car crash
25:26And it felt like everything just went silent
25:35I understand
25:36I understand
25:36I understand
25:37No one's ever gonna take her place
25:39But you have people who are here for you
25:41And care for you
25:42And want to see you do amazing
25:44And we don't make the proud
25:45I just wish that you don't
25:46I had the chance
25:47Already have
25:48Yeah, I wish
25:48Of course
25:49Cause I know that she'd be
25:50The biggest fucking supporter of Ruth
25:52So much
25:53But she's watching over you
25:56Fucking shit
25:57Listen, we ain't gonna cry
26:01I understand now more in depth
26:03Why Widow is so unpredictable
26:05A loss of such an important figure
26:07That is your mother
26:07Can really affect you for the rest of your life
26:09Heal y'all motherfuckers, okay?
26:11Heal bitches
26:13Heal the pain
26:13We got a runway to get on bitches
26:15Okay, Rhonda shines
26:16Okay
26:17Girl, she knew them lines
26:19Oh
26:20Oh
26:21Oh
26:21Oh
26:21She ate it, bitch
26:38Have a girl
26:39Put the bass in your walk
26:41Head to toe
26:42Let your whole body chop
26:45And what?
26:47Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
26:50Now available without a prescription Michelle Visage
26:54Yes, baby
26:55Available now under the counter
26:57Okay
26:58Style superstar Carson Kressley
27:01How many fingers am I holding up?
27:02Oh, I just see a fizz
27:05Well, you would know
27:07And the stunning Normani
27:09How are you feeling?
27:11Ru, I got a bad case of loving you
27:12And honey, there ain't no cure
27:15This week we challenge our queens to overact on the all-drag medical drama Gay's Anatomy
27:21And tonight on the runway, category is Planet of the Cates
27:27Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win
27:32Coming up
27:33Your look today is fierce
27:34I might steal it
27:35That is a piece of fabric on your back
27:38That really chaps your ass, doesn't it?
27:47Category is Planet of the Cates
27:49First up, Jada Essence Hall
27:52Ooh, she's so beat
27:54Oh, Carly fixated if you ask me
27:57I have these overdramatic shoulders
28:00Miss Jada is feeling her full Jimmy Neutron fantasy
28:03You know, if you got a hump, put some glitter on it
28:06Britta
28:07The return of Boobarella
28:11Little Red Riding Hood ain't so little anymore, bitch
28:14She is serving you a light cave
28:16Because she's a girl on the go
28:18And she cannot be weighed down by a heavy cave
28:20I've heard of assless chaps, but not assless trumpet skirts
28:25Jackie Cox
28:26Ooh, she's feeling herself
28:29I'm serving a mysterious dancer of the Middle East
28:32With a beautiful headpiece that is serving the third eye
28:36To ward off evil spirits
28:37If you can't beat them, pair them
28:41Simply Jan
28:43I've heard of parachute pants, but
28:45Oh my god, no!
28:46Don't jump!
28:47I would never skydive
28:48So the only opportunity that I'm gonna get is to do it on the runway
28:51I have my rhinestone glasses on to protect my eyes
28:55I think my look is killer
28:58Her modeling career hasn't really taken off
29:01Gigi Goode
29:02It's cookie time
29:04Good morning, campers
29:06I've taken inspiration from Troop Beverly Hills
29:09Yeah, I wanna look like I was tricked into becoming a Girl Scout leader
29:11Get these cookies
29:12Shake the man's hand, daddy, and we're on our way
29:17Up next
29:18Cherry pie
29:19Peanut butter and banana pie
29:22I am giving you the king
29:24A.K.A. the queen
29:25I am living
29:27And when I open up that cape
29:29There is nothing more American than pie and Elvis
29:32She just gave us all the birds
29:34Fever drags they use
29:37Heidi
29:38If you liked it, then you better put a wing on it
29:42I'm floating down this road with wings open
29:45Mouth open wide, just glowing with pride
29:47That kind of rhymed
29:48Okay, take my poetry, honey
29:50Ooh, I'm in the mood for some hot wings
29:54Crystal Method
29:54Rita K.Lo
29:57I am bringing the sunshine
29:59I look like a tropical princess
30:01Not in flowers in my hair and Chucky jewelry
30:03My makeup is a little bit more natural than the judges have seen before
30:06Ladies and gentlemen, Rita Coolidge
30:09Hayden Zane
30:11Silence of the Liza
30:13Oh, you've got something on your...
30:16I am living my Silence of the Lambs horror fantasy
30:19The cape I am wearing is actually inspired by a cape seen in Buffalo Bill's basement in the movie
30:25Put the lotion in the basket
30:30The Widow Von Du
30:32My cape is inspired by a watermelon
30:34His watermelons are juicy
30:35And oh, surprise bitches
30:39You got some titties
30:40My cape is breezing in the wind
30:42You know it and I know it
30:44She looking good
30:45Jonna Jackson's having some PTSD right now
30:47I like all her melanin up in here
30:51Nikki doll
30:53Oh
30:55I'm giving you 90s Mugler meets Joanne of Arc
30:59One of the most iconic women in France history
31:01Jerry Mugler is one of my favorite designer of all time and I'm living for it
31:05She's obviously been doing some reflecting
31:07Yes, she has
31:09Bustier Euste
31:13Coming up
31:14I think you guys together are pretty magical
31:16Might have been nicer to see some different highs and lows
31:18You missed the jokes
31:25Welcome ladies
31:26It's time to tune in to Gay's Anatomy
31:39I'm Dr. Meredith Gay
31:41World famous for my surgical skills
31:43And my bad taste in men
31:46Oh, sorry
31:48You think working at Lady Bunny Memorial Hospital for 69 seasons
31:52I mean years
31:53I'd be bored
31:54But honey, thanks to our boss bitch Rhonda Shimes
31:57There's never a dull moment
31:59Dr. Meredith Gay
32:00There's an anaphylactic shock in room one
32:03Dr. Tizzy Stevens
32:05There's a diverticulitis in room two
32:07Dr. Sandra Oak
32:10There's ten homotomas in the waiting room
32:12Get your asses out there
32:16So, Meredith, how's it going with your drag mom?
32:20Well, things haven't been the same since
32:23Since her near-fatal tucking accident last summer
32:26I wish my mother had survived a near-fatal tucking accident
32:30She's coming
32:34Good morning, mother
32:35What's good about it?
32:37Every day I can't shablam is a living hell
32:41Why didn't you pull the plug when you had the chance?
32:46Because you weren't on life support, mother
32:49Okay?
32:51Dr. Meredith
32:53Meet me in the supply closet
32:57I have to go
33:00Nipples, what'd you say?
33:02You wish somebody would
33:03Nick bang me in the supply closet?
33:05You really get me?
33:07Like all strong women
33:09We've all struggled with love, loss, and being a whore
33:14Oh, Dr. Oakar
33:18Why don't you come up and RV me sometime?
33:22Just as I suspected
33:25It's R-A-S
33:28Restless ass syndrome
33:31There is no cure
33:35Honey, I love you
33:38We're gonna beat this thing
33:39That's medically impossible, but
33:42Okay
33:45Wait, I wanna remember this moment forever
33:49Let's take a selfie
33:51Hold on, my battery's at 1%
33:54God, look who's hogging all the outlets, huh?
33:59Look, I put puppy dog ears on us
34:01Say, whoa
34:05Honey
34:06Honey
34:10Luckily, we all have massive malpractice policies
34:13But the one thing you can't buy an insurance policy for
34:16Is a broken heart
34:19Cold pink, cold pink
34:21Not another Octo Tsunami
34:23That's the third one this season
34:26I'm not fat, you idiot
34:28I'm pregnant
34:29Get this damn thing off me
34:32Ten, ten, tentacles across the board
34:35Oh
34:38How could I be having a baby?
34:40I'm a drag queen
34:41When you've been here for 673 episodes
34:45I mean weeks
34:46You've seen everything
34:47I think I see the head
34:50It's not a baby
34:51It's a bomb
34:55Actually, it's a glitter bomb
34:56I swallowed that at the white party
34:59I'm just going to have to hold this glitter bomb perfectly steady
35:03In one hand
35:04While I deliver the baby with the other
35:08AHHHHHH
35:08AHHHHH
35:09AHHHHH
35:10AHHHHH
35:13AHHHHH
35:15Meet.. your baby
35:17Ooh, sacre bleu
35:18It smells like balls and weed glue in here
35:21Whose boob do I have to suck to get a little milk in here?
35:24You better shut up you loud ass baby
35:26Or you ain't even seen loud yet
35:29CALLUP!
35:30What the hell does that even mean?
35:32Poor.
35:34Mm-hmm.
35:35You're right.
35:35The miracle of life.
35:38I need a hug.
35:39No, don't touch me or the bomb will explode.
35:43Meredith, she needs a face transplant.
35:46Stat!
35:47Some days at this job, you can feel like a totally different person.
35:53Meredith, the face transplant went well.
35:55Let's take a look at your new face.
35:59Oh, my God.
36:02Oh, hello, Meredith.
36:04Mother, you recognize me?
36:07What, you look different?
36:09I've had a full face transplant.
36:13I don't see it.
36:14Can we talk about me now?
36:16Do you think that this makes me look fat?
36:19I like that it covers up my chin, but it might, you know, add too much chin.
36:25It's my knees, isn't it?
36:28Listen, I don't think they're that bad.
36:31Oh, fierce.
36:33Her visage looks snatched.
36:34Do I really got to put up with this damn baby for 18 years?
36:37What's that, my dad?
36:38I'm going to kill your mother, okay?
36:39Mama, say mama, say umaku, say!
36:45And you never forget those really tough cases.
36:50I told you to go on 8, 5, 6, 7, 8, bitches.
36:55Who goes on 7?
36:57You're the one that wanted to do a fork the pain away number.
37:01I wanted to do since you've been flawed and pop out of a giant vat of custard.
37:05That wouldn't have hurt at all.
37:06It would have hurt artistically.
37:08Fork you.
37:10No, fork you.
37:11You two, get your forking asses down to the operating room before you bleed out.
37:17All right?
37:18Go!
37:20Sometimes we get too emotionally involved and our patients come back to haunt us.
37:25Oh, hey doc.
37:28Is that an happy pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
37:31I thought you were dead.
37:33You're a ghost?
37:35Oh.
37:35Who?
37:37You ever had spooky sex?
37:46And sometimes our cases give us separation anxiety.
37:50I don't think we could save them both.
37:52What do you mean?
37:53If we remove the fork, only one of them will survive.
37:56There's only one person I know with the special skills to save both of these queens.
38:00And she'd never do it.
38:02I'd never do what?
38:04Mother!
38:05I have been selfish and depressed.
38:08And as my therapist...
38:09Mom, we don't have a lot of time.
38:10All right.
38:11Let's save these sluts.
38:18Own it!
38:19If you've got a hook, put some glitter on it!
38:21I really think this could help our marketing.
38:24Mouse Dakota and Alabama, they're un-forkin' believable.
38:29Yes.
38:30Thank you, doctors.
38:32Mom, if you'd like to apologize for a lifetime full of bad parenting, I'm all ears.
38:39What?
38:40Oh, yes.
38:42My meds were off.
38:43So, uh, I'm back to treating you like shit.
38:46And put some makeup on.
38:47You'll look horrible.
38:48Oh, God.
38:52Life in a hospital can be truly sickening.
38:58There's no shortage of emergencies.
39:03Or love.
39:07Or family.
39:08If I drop this baby, is anybody gonna be mad?
39:10But one thing's for sure.
39:13There are moments you'll never forget.
39:15You know, I told you to put a little makeup on.
39:17Maybe McFlurry wouldn't have left you if you didn't look...
39:19Whoa!
39:21No matter how hard you try.
39:28I think I smell a Peabody.
39:31Oh, wait a minute.
39:32No, that's just Carson.
39:35Coming up.
39:36I want to ask my girls.
39:37Who should go home tonight?
39:40Uh-oh.
39:41And why?
39:48Ladies, each of you did an amazing job with this week's challenge.
39:53And you've made it very difficult for the judges.
39:57When I call your name, please step forward.
40:01Jan.
40:04Widow Von Doob.
40:06Jackie Cox.
40:08Sherry Pie.
40:10Gigi Goode.
40:12Aiden Zane.
40:18You are all nominated for outstanding performance by a drag queen in a medical drama.
40:26But one of you delivered a performance that gave us life.
40:33The winner of this week's challenge is...
40:38Sherry Pie.
40:43Condragulation.
40:44You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
40:47Yeah.
40:49Ladies, you may leave the stage.
40:58Ladies, you all gave memorable performances.
41:01But you were slightly overshadowed by the queens that just exited the stage.
41:07Unfortunately, it's our task to decide who should go home this week.
41:12And now it's time for the judges' critiques.
41:14Up first, Jada Essence Hall.
41:17Even though you needed the most direction, what we saw in the finished piece actually kind of worked.
41:21The issue for me was, I could see you saying and remembering the words.
41:26And you did.
41:27There's ten homotomas in the waiting room.
41:29But because you were trying so hard not to miss a line, you missed the jokes.
41:33Your look today is absolutely fierce.
41:36I might steal it.
41:38If you want to get happy.
41:40I love the silhouette with the extreme shoulder.
41:43That Mars attacks Bride of Frankenstein hair.
41:46Giving me Halle Berry and Babs.
41:48Buzz.
41:49I love it.
41:51Up next, Britta.
41:52Tonight on the runway, I'm going to compliment your body shape because you just do it so well.
41:57But I'm never a fan of chaps.
41:58I think it's very night clubby.
42:00That really chaps your ass, doesn't it?
42:01It chaps my ass, Carson.
42:02I would have made the cape a bit more of the statement piece.
42:07If the challenge is cape, give us a cape.
42:10In the acting challenge, we're very, very consistent.
42:12But still, it might have been nicer to see some different highs and lows.
42:15Okay.
42:15You kind of got stuck doing one thing.
42:17We want to see you take her and give her as much meat as you can.
42:22Up next, Heidi and Siki.
42:26She's trying new things, you know.
42:28Sitting here watching you, do you look like a young Diana Ross tonight?
42:31We're going to talk about your performance in Gay's Anatomy.
42:34I am a greedy, greedy-ass bottom at times.
42:38And I always want more.
42:39More, more, more.
42:40Fame.
42:40Ha ha!
42:42They say there are no small parts, only small actors.
42:44But there were moments where I know you could have gone for it.
42:47When you were about to be sawed in half and you started screaming and getting hysterical,
42:50I just needed more of that throughout to make that smaller part really memorable.
42:56Unfortunately, I didn't love this runway look.
42:58I almost feel like I'm looking at two different outfits.
43:00This is totally disconnected because underneath, there's a glamorous dominatrix feel.
43:04And then the hair is kind of a different era than the outfit is.
43:07It just doesn't quite make sense.
43:09Up next, Crystal Method.
43:11I think you guys together are pretty magical.
43:13I've been asked to direct Human Centipede 4 and I'm going to call both of you.
43:17You were able to layer on some nuances like the physical comedy.
43:20When Heidi would push down the fork, you would pop up in the back.
43:23That's great stuff.
43:24I haven't gotten a chance to talk to you since you switched up your makeup.
43:28Crystal, it's so beautiful.
43:31When you did that kind of clowny stuff, it was almost muddy looking.
43:34Your artistry now is much more crisp and clear.
43:38Your outfit is beautiful and you're giving me Moana vibes.
43:41You look like a Polynesian queen.
43:43It's really gorgeous.
43:45Those boots, however, have no place in this outfit.
43:47I'm sorry.
43:53Up next, Nikki Doll.
43:55So in Gay's Anatomy, you actually had a role that I would want because it's so ridiculous.
44:01And I will give you credit for trying to work the French in.
44:04Ooh, sacre bleu.
44:05But you definitely could have taken that so much further than you did.
44:08You had the right attitude and you were going down the right path.
44:12I just wanted you to do more with this super funny drag baby.
44:15That's why I picked it because it was so over the top and ridiculous.
44:18Because I know that you've been calling me out a lot on not showing my quirky side.
44:21You did a good job.
44:22It really gets down to minor details at this point.
44:27Tonight on the runway, this Mugler-esque outfit is beautiful.
44:31It's giving me Beyonce sweet dreams.
44:33Right.
44:33But the outfit is really about a cape.
44:35And for me, that cloak moment, I wish you would have kept it on longer.
44:38Because really, that's the cape.
44:40Because that is a piece of fabric on your back.
44:42Now, with all due respect, you judges have done a rotten job of helping me make my decision.
44:49So, I'm going to ask my girls.
44:53Ladies, who should go home tonight and why?
45:00Uh-oh.
45:01We'll start with Jada.
45:04Chow.
45:05I would just have to say Heidi because the runway look could have been stepped up.
45:10Rita, same question.
45:12The character that I didn't really understand that well out of all the girls was Nikki's.
45:17All right, Heidi.
45:20I feel like the girl who has struggled the most is Nikki.
45:24All right, Crystal Method.
45:25I'd have to say Nikki.
45:30Nikki doll, what say you?
45:35Due to the challenge, I would say myself.
45:39I do believe that I could have been able to be a wittier in my own language.
45:44I have to translate what you say.
45:45All right, so if it wasn't you that you choose, which of these other girls would you choose?
45:51Um, only due to the runway, I would have to say Heidi.
45:56All right, ladies.
45:57Thank you for your honesty.
45:59I think we've heard enough.
46:00Now, while you're on talk backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
46:05All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
46:08Jada Essence Hall.
46:10Jada in Gay's Anatomy, I think it was a job well done.
46:13I do, however, think all of those jokes that came careening at us, she didn't really understand any of them.
46:18Like homotoma?
46:19I'm not sure she knew what a hematoma was, so that's why a homotoma wouldn't be funny to her.
46:23The runway look, I actually really loved, so I kind of just want to see more and more and more.
46:28Britta, please.
46:29Britta as Sandra Okra.
46:31She was very prepared.
46:33But I think that there is such thing as over-preparing, because it takes away the spontaneous moments.
46:39It felt a little bit flat.
46:40And guys, this is a cape challenge.
46:41She was wearing a negligee.
46:43I don't mind that it was lighter in contrast to the heavy fabric, but it wasn't enough of a cape
46:47for me to go,
46:47oh, that outfit's about the cape.
46:48No, that outfit was about the bodysuit.
46:50Heidi.
46:51Tonight on the runway was probably my least favorite.
46:53She had a disco dominatrix underneath, and on top, just rainbow colors with the Bob Mackie sticks.
46:58I think what she really needed to do was just hone in on one idea.
47:01I think maybe her sensibility is not yet fully developed, but she's so likable.
47:05You just want to root for her all the time.
47:07Crystal Method.
47:08She had such a good time in that challenge with Heidi.
47:10They were really connected.
47:11They were really connected, Carson.
47:13Tonight on the runway, I thought this was really pretty for Crystal, because we've seen her look so weird.
47:17I think the thing about Crystal is that we didn't know if she was going to be a one-trick
47:21pony
47:21when I saw her walk that first runway, and she's been changing it up.
47:24Normani, when you see her out of drag, she has this Elle DeBarge mullet.
47:30That is so captivating.
47:32The only thing missing is some jerry curl juice.
47:35Yes.
47:35Nikki Doll.
47:36When I first saw the drag queen baby, I thought this is a perfect way for Nikki to show us
47:40her kookiness.
47:41Show us what you say you are.
47:43And then it went nowhere.
47:46Even on the runway, it felt like she had quit a little bit early.
47:49She just did the reveal too quickly.
47:50And then she walked, but it just didn't have that vitality.
47:52When I asked the girls who they would send home, it was very interesting that Nikki Doll really chose herself.
47:59You really have to want to be here and fight tooth and nail for every moment.
48:02Sometimes a lip sync is a great equalizer in life.
48:05I wish the presidential candidates would take a cue from us.
48:09Me too.
48:10All right, silence.
48:12I've made my decision.
48:13Bring back my girls.
48:21Welcome back, ladies.
48:23I've made some decisions.
48:27Jada Essence Hall.
48:29This week, you boss bitched your way through.
48:33You're safe.
48:34You may join the other girls.
48:37Oh, bitch.
48:39Crystal Method.
48:41You skewered the acting challenge.
48:44And your cape was overflowing.
48:48You're safe.
48:51You may join the other girls.
48:58Nicky Doll, your drag baby made us laugh, but you needed to work on the delivery.
49:06Britta, as Dr. Sandra, the judges wanted more than just occur.
49:12Heidi.
49:14Heidi, you're forking fabulous, but your runway look didn't cut it.
49:25Britta, you are safe.
49:32You may join the other girls.
49:36That means Nicky and Heidi.
49:39I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
49:43Two queens stand before me.
49:46Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
49:55The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
50:04I am a girl from Paris who had big dreams competing against a small-town girl that has just as
50:10big of a dream.
50:11This is going to be intense.
50:12Good luck and don't fuck it up.
50:20Anytime that you like, gonna give you my heart to break.
50:27Angel life, tell me lies.
50:30Gonna give you my heart to break.
50:35And when you touch me, I'm through this game.
50:38I know I'm gonna lose.
50:39It makes me want you more.
50:42Even if it means that I'll never put myself back together.
50:47Gonna give you my heart to break.
50:50Cause no one else could do it better.
50:54That's why I give you my heart to break.
50:59Butterflies.
51:01I'm not going home.
51:02I refuse.
51:03I'm sorry, Nicky.
51:04This has become my stage right now.
51:06Even if it means that I'll never put myself back together.
51:11Gonna give you my heart to break.
51:13Fight it.
51:14I tried to fight.
51:16But it can't happen.
51:18Don't care if this is my worst mistake.
51:21Woo!
51:23Anytime you're gonna give you my heart to break.
51:24Yes!
51:26Ha ha ha ha!
51:27I'm gonna give you my heart to break.
51:30Yeah, and when you touch me, I'm a fool.
51:33This game, I know I'm gonna lose.
51:35It makes me want you more.
51:37More.
51:38More.
51:40Even if it means that I'll never put myself back together.
51:44I'm gonna give you my heart to break.
51:47Cause no one else could do it better.
51:51That's why I give you my heart to break.
52:00Ladies, I've made my decision.
52:08Heidi, Shantae, you stay.
52:14Thank you so much.
52:17This means the world.
52:19I won't let you down again.
52:30Nicky Doll, we have to say au revoir, but you'll always be my baby.
52:38Now, sashay away.
52:41Thank you from the bottom of my heart for allowing this young French gay kid that grew up watching
52:47the show to finally be on that stage.
52:50I don't belong to any drag family, but now I can finally say that I belong to one.
52:54And I love you all, and thank you.
52:57Thank you so much.
52:58Thank you so much.
53:08I'm feeling sad.
53:09I really wanted the judges to see who Nicky Doll was, and sadly, it didn't pay off the
53:15way I wanted.
53:16But at the end of the day, it has been such a dream to be here, and I hope that
53:19I made
53:19my country proud.
53:20There's so much more to come, so be ready for me, girl.
53:23Can I untuck now?
53:29Congratulations, ladies.
53:31Remember, you can't love yourself.
53:33How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
53:35Can I get an amen up in here?
53:37Amen.
53:38All right, now let the music play.
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