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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S12E04
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00:11First elimination has just happened, Dahlia is no longer with us, R.I.P. honey.
00:16I love you all, Dahlia.
00:18I love you, Dahlia, baby.
00:20I think that this was a pretty fucking strong wake-up call.
00:22Yeah.
00:23Every single episode, one of us is gone.
00:25Dahlia going home, like one of the most beautiful girls amongst us,
00:28it feels like anyone can go home.
00:31Now the competition has begun.
00:33I love you, Broccoli.
00:36After the lip sync, I have a fire under my ass,
00:39and if I have what it takes to send Dahlia home,
00:40I have what it takes to send all the other girls back home, too.
00:43So be ready for the French bitch, because she's coming for you.
00:45Is that great?
00:47It feels so, like, mixed emotions that, like, Dahlia just left
00:51and Sherry just won at the same time, so, yeah.
00:54Congratulations, Sherry.
00:55It was so well-deserved.
00:56I am feeling a bit vindicated,
00:58like, bitch, I told you so.
01:01You didn't lead us at all.
01:02At times, I felt like we were carrying you.
01:05I thought I did a good job.
01:08I am happy that I chose two powerhouses of queens for my team,
01:14and we fucking did it.
01:15I still think that Aiden is a weak competitor,
01:18but she's definitely a smart bitch.
01:19I mean, she picked me.
01:21I thought I did a good job.
01:23I mean, it would have been nice to get critiqued
01:24on something that I like to think that I'm very, very good at.
01:27It was nice to be safe,
01:28but, like, I'm gonna be at the top, honey.
01:31Because of Britta's reputation in New York,
01:34she came in here expecting that her name
01:35would carry her through the competition
01:37and that she would slay.
01:38But unfortunately, Britta, it doesn't work that way.
01:41It's like Nikki said.
01:42I mean, different situations, of course,
01:43but it's a wake-up call for me.
01:44I feel like the past two challenges
01:46have been things that I should be excelling in.
01:49I sing, I dance, I do improv.
01:52I want to be in the top.
01:53I want $5,000 too.
01:55Okay.
01:55Jen seems to be really pissed.
01:58Bitch, I just do think for my life
01:59and I'm listening to you saying, like,
02:00I really want to be on the top.
02:02Well, listen, that was the first one down.
02:04There's gonna be many more.
02:05That's right.
02:0612 girls with one brain.
02:10And if we ever work in a group again,
02:12and I tell you, we fucking did good and to calm down.
02:14I just have to...
02:14Listen to me, bitch!
02:18For me, I thought I did light makeup for that.
02:21I'm not gonna lie.
02:22Your makeup is distracting.
02:24You thought you did light makeup for the challenge?
02:26Bruh!
02:28What the hell?
02:29That's light makeup for you?
02:30I don't even do that face on New Year's Eve.
02:32What light makeup are you doing?
02:34I'm glad you're still here, Nikki.
02:36Watch out.
02:37You're next.
02:38This is a very strong group of girls.
02:41So, it's time to start stepping up my game.
02:44Ah!
02:44This is still a competition.
02:46Even though we're playing nice,
02:47we gotta play to win.
02:48I gotta play to win.
02:57The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
02:59receives a one-year supply
03:00of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
03:02and a cash prize of $100,000
03:05with extra-special guest judge,
03:08Leslie Jones.
03:09RuPaul's Drag Race
03:11You're the best woman,
03:12best woman,
03:13yeah!
03:16Another day,
03:17another swala.
03:19A little skip, skip-y-dip-y-dip.
03:20I wasn't at the top
03:21in this last challenge.
03:22Going forward,
03:23I need to show the judges
03:24the true Britta
03:26that everyone in New York City
03:27knows, loves,
03:28and the reason why
03:29I'm perfectly capable
03:30of winning
03:31this entire goddamn thing.
03:32How'd y'all sleep?
03:33Y'all sleep good?
03:34Yeah.
03:34I slept like a baby.
03:36I had an amazing dream
03:37last night.
03:37What was it?
03:38What was it?
03:38I won RuPaul's Drag Race
03:40season 12.
03:41And then you woke up.
03:43Yeah!
03:49She's already
03:50the hair herses.
03:52My queens,
03:53does a baller
03:54make you holler?
03:56We'll take a swing,
03:57this thing,
03:57and then drop it
03:59like it's hot,
04:00or you're gonna
04:01have to bounce.
04:03Swish, swish,
04:04fish.
04:08Hello, hello, hello.
04:11Yeah.
04:13Ladies,
04:14America's next drag superstar
04:16needs to think globally
04:17and act locally.
04:20For today's mini-challenge,
04:21you'll be raising awareness
04:23of the world's
04:23declining bee population
04:25by shaking your stingers
04:28to a fuzzy little mash-up
04:30we call it
04:30the Beehive Jive.
04:33Woo!
04:33Beehive Jive!
04:35Oh, pit crew!
04:37Oh!
04:40I've never seen you
04:41wear more clothes.
04:43Now, using these
04:44bee-youtiful fixings,
04:46plus hair products
04:47from Hask
04:48and pads
04:49from Planet Pepper,
04:50you've got 20 minutes
04:52to get into
04:52quick bee drag.
04:54Hashtag
04:55drag race.
04:56Get to it,
04:57busy bee!
05:01It's complete, utter chaos.
05:03Bees communicate
05:03through dance,
05:04and the only thing
05:05that we're communicating
05:06right now is...
05:08May it sound like a bus.
05:10Ladies,
05:11time's up.
05:14Beehive,
05:14get in formation.
05:17Now, bees are a crucial
05:18part of our ecosystem,
05:20pollinating fruits,
05:21vegetables,
05:22and the grains we eat.
05:23So, basically,
05:24without bees,
05:25we are fucked.
05:27And without bees...
05:32Let's keep the bees alive,
05:35doing the
05:35bee-yout jive.
05:37Hit it!
05:43Where's my EpiPen?
05:46Scamming, honey,
05:47we don't want to do...
05:49Woo!
05:50Woo-hoo-hoo!
05:51Come on, party bee!
05:53Oh!
05:56Jackie Cox!
05:57Hey!
05:58That's Jackie!
06:00It don't mean a thing
06:01if it ain't got that thing.
06:02All up in the club,
06:04I make it...
06:04Sherry-pie!
06:11All up in the club,
06:15I make it...
06:18Heidi!
06:22I will never say Heidi
06:23in closet ever again.
06:25I'm just putting that out there.
06:27My bee likes to make a statement.
06:29If you think of a close look
06:30at her draw,
06:31it says bee-y.
06:36Don't get your knickers
06:37in a honey bunch.
06:38What did I call me?
06:40Britta!
06:42Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
06:43Yeah!
06:45Yeah!
06:45I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
06:48-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
06:50-I!
06:54Woo-hoo!
06:55Jada Essence Hall!
06:56Come on, girl!
06:58Ooh, come on!
07:00Mmmm!
07:01Ooh!
07:01She's giving me...
07:02Beyonce!
07:04suk amazing boy
07:06Oh, and this bitch is giving me Beyonce!
07:08Aiden is definitely thely Edi Piaf
07:10of the comes dive
07:10Bitch, looks fan.
07:14Simply, Jen's
07:17Oh, honey.
07:19Yes, honey.
07:21Crystal method.
07:23Oh, careful with that stinger.
07:25Just a tip.
07:28JG, good.
07:30Woo!
07:32Yeah!
07:35Yeah!
07:38All up in the club, I'ma get you.
07:41Shake that stinger, mama!
07:48Ladies, the winner of today's mini-challenge is...
07:54JG, good.
07:57Yes, I won the mini-challenge.
07:59I think this means that I'm the queen bee of the season, doesn't it?
08:04Contraculations.
08:05You've won $2,500 cash money, honey.
08:10And, in your name, Hask will be making a $2,500 donation to the honeybeeconservancy.org,
08:18where you'll find simple things you can do to save the bees.
08:22Yay!
08:24And, most importantly, we'll be posting your bee videos on Instagram at RuPaul's Drag Race
08:30to haunt you for the rest of your lives.
08:32Oh, yeah!
08:34Now, ladies, did you know drag race and sports have a lot in common?
08:38They both involve competition, colorful outfits, and balls.
08:43Oh, okay.
08:45So, for this week's maxi-challenge, we are throwing a fashion ball, darling.
08:50Yes!
08:51Woo!
08:52Why y'all gagging so?
08:53She bring it to you every ball.
08:56She's gagging on the balls.
08:57Now, you need to slam-dunk three home-run looks.
09:01First look is Lady Baller, serving sexy Title IX realness.
09:07Second look, basketball wife realness.
09:10Yes.
09:10A posh look that screams, he owned everything, he and he.
09:15And for your third look, you need to design and create a look that serves balls-to-the-wall eleganza.
09:22Oh, yeah!
09:23Now, to create your eleganza look, you can play with all these balls,
09:28plus materials from the F&S fabrics wall.
09:31I have been waiting for a design challenge, so I'm really excited to show what I can deliver.
09:37Hey, listen, I gotta bounce, but, uh, gentlemen, start your engine, and may the best woman win.
09:43Woo!
09:46I am a little nervous, you know, this is the first design challenge we have,
09:49and I've only sewn one garment before this, so just pray for me.
09:56Coming up, everyone is, like, cutting fabric.
09:59They have, like, concepts laid out.
10:01Jackie, I got it.
10:04I think you're done, Britta.
10:05I think this is it.
10:07I have no idea what I'm doing.
10:08What?
10:10My asthma.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:18Sweet-a-balls!
10:19This week's challenge is the Ball Ball.
10:22We have three categories.
10:23Our first two looks can be pulled from our wardrobe that we brought with us,
10:27but the balls-to-the-wall eleganza must be constructed while we are here from scratch.
10:35Oh, my God.
10:36I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying.
10:38I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying.
10:40Come on, season 12, let's get sewing!
10:43Hey, miss.
10:44What are you doing?
10:45I wanted to have a little bit of Latin flair.
10:49Mmm.
10:50Carmen Rand is a big inspiration of mine
10:52because I like wearing lots of necklaces and bracelets.
10:55I wanted to show the judges my Mexican side,
10:58so I thought it would be fun to glue a bunch of balls to my head,
11:00and I want to look like I'm a pinata.
11:03Doing everything myself is something that I'm really proud of
11:05when it comes to my drag.
11:06I'm excited to show everyone what I can do.
11:09I'm also really excited to see some people fail.
11:15Oh, wow.
11:16These were the very first things I saw,
11:18and I made sure that nobody else was going to get these
11:19because I have a plan.
11:21I haven't been to.
11:22You got cheese balls?
11:24Girl, I'm just a snack on.
11:25I better step on the door and be like...
11:27A ball comes from the voguing scene in Harlem, New York in the 80s,
11:31and it's basically categories that you have to portray yourself in,
11:34and you have to sell the garment, darling.
11:36Miss Nikki, so what are you doing?
11:38I'm really going to do this fringe dress,
11:41but covered with those fringes,
11:42so it's just going to get...
11:43I'm going to have a very tiny structure.
11:45It's going to move on the legs.
11:46I feel like they have been praising me for the fashion,
11:48but arriving with fashion is good,
11:49but you want to show them that you're really part of the process,
11:51and this is my time to show them that I can do that.
11:53Okay.
11:54Finally, no English needed for that one, honey.
11:57No, man.
11:58Finally, something that I can fucking slay.
12:01I don't have to work with bitches I don't know.
12:02I'm just relating on myself.
12:04This is creative.
12:05This is fashion-forward.
12:06This is what I like to do.
12:07It's good to be a good seamstress, but it's better to be a good designer.
12:11I like what Nikki's doing right now.
12:14Yeah.
12:15My biggest threat in this challenge is Nikki Doll.
12:18She definitely has a concept together,
12:20so I do kind of feel a little bit of pressure on me
12:23to kind of step up my game.
12:25I think I'm going to go, like, really mod 60s
12:27and just, like, add these balls every which way.
12:30Whichever way you can.
12:31Yeah, girl.
12:31Oh, bitch.
12:32Seeing as though I am a seamstress,
12:35I really pride myself on being able to construct a garment.
12:38I want to make this look like something
12:40that was very impeccably put together.
12:43I want to win this challenge, you know?
12:46You said you used to play soccer, right, Jan?
12:48I did.
12:49I grew up playing soccer my entire life.
12:51Does this hurt you, seeing this soccer ball destroyed?
12:54Um, no, because it's just like the patriarchy.
12:57Oh, yes.
12:57Tear it down.
12:58Rebuild it.
12:59I started playing sports when I grew up.
13:01Soccer was my number one thing,
13:02and I played that for 13 years.
13:04Growing up in a Catholic school,
13:05it's not really great to be gay.
13:07And because I played sports,
13:09I think that people kind of gave me a little bit of a pass
13:11because they thought,
13:12oh, well, he's really athletic, so he can't be that gay.
13:15I'm like, sure.
13:16But I like to call myself the Troy Bolton of drag
13:19because, yes, I do love sports,
13:21but I also love some musical theater
13:22and love to belt it out.
13:26Getting your patterns out, girl?
13:27Yes, I'm...
13:28Remember, the neck is at the top.
13:32Right now, I am freaking out.
13:35Everyone is, like, cutting fabric.
13:37They have, like, concepts laid out,
13:39and I'm...
13:40I...
13:41I don't...
13:42I have no idea what I'm doing.
13:44Jackie, I got it.
13:45I think you're done, Britta.
13:47I think this is it.
13:48I might get eliminated, though,
13:50because I have no shape.
13:51Round is a shape, actually.
13:55My asthma.
13:56Is that cheating if I legit just wear this as a hoop skirt?
13:59Pineapple princess.
14:01I could be a pineapple.
14:02I have enough green.
14:03There you go.
14:03That's pretty freaking cute.
14:05Now I have a concept, but, like,
14:07how the fuck am I going to construct this?
14:09Like, I don't know what I'm doing.
14:11Gigi, you sell right?
14:12Yes, ma'am.
14:14I'm gonna need some help.
14:15I'm freaking out a little bit.
14:18Coming up, Dana's got this white gown going on.
14:21She's gonna need a bunch of popcorn balls to make it through.
14:25I'm very confused.
14:27It looks like a science fair project gone wrong.
14:30She's gonna take some wiffle balls to make it through.
14:43This week's challenge is the ball balls.
14:45We're gonna have some basketball, some football,
14:47some hanging balls, some high balls, some low balls.
14:49Jane's got a plan.
14:51Blue balls.
14:51I'm just ready to play with some balls.
14:53Let's go.
15:02In order to make the look that I've envisioned,
15:04I'm gonna go with this method that we use for cosplay.
15:09You create a cast of your body using tights and some duct tape.
15:17Who's wrapping gifts over there?
15:20Rocka, what are you doing?
15:21The roll's too loud.
15:23I can't hear you.
15:26When you wrap all this duct tape around your body,
15:28it'll hold the shape of your body,
15:30and then it'll become the base of my outfit.
15:32Ah!
15:33She's free!
15:34My goal is to put as many balls as possible on this dress
15:38and to really impress the judges with just how big my outfit is gonna be.
15:44I need more duct tape.
15:46Someone that I'm concerned for is Rockam.
15:48I'm very confused on what's going on.
15:51It looks like a science fair project gone wrong.
15:58We're all still hustling.
15:59We're all still trying to think,
16:00how can we make this better?
16:01How can we top ourselves?
16:02How do we turn this from an outfit to an eleganza?
16:05So, friends, what do we think the judges are actually looking for in this challenge?
16:09It has to read, ball, but scream high fashion.
16:11Exactly.
16:12Just walk down the runway and you scream high fashion at the top of your lungs.
16:16High fashion!
16:17This is high fashion!
16:18Olympiaca!
16:19Creeping high fashion right now.
16:21Wow!
16:23The concept for my Balls to the Walls Eleganza look is a beautiful white gown.
16:28There's more white balls I wear.
16:31Normally, I'm not the type to be running around playing with white balls,
16:34but for this look, I'm gonna have to get my hands on as many white balls as I can.
16:37She's gonna need a bunch of popcorn balls to make it through.
16:42She's gonna take some wiffle balls to make it through.
16:45Dana's got this white gown going on.
16:47I don't think it's a cute bottom of it.
16:51It's a disconnect a little bit.
16:54She was gonna be a lovely gown, but darling.
16:56Major issues I'm running into at this moment.
17:00My original idea is to make this beautiful gown,
17:04but I just realized that there are not enough white balls to do exactly what it is that I want
17:09to do.
17:10So right now, my heart is palpitating and shit.
17:13I don't know what the hell is going on.
17:14A bitch is going through a little bit of panicking.
17:16A bitch, this might have to be a leotard.
17:22I'm sewing my base garment, and then I realize,
17:26oh my god, I just spent so much time making this stupid base.
17:29Like, oh my god, I'm running out of time to put these balls on,
17:31and oh my god, am I gonna have time to make this dress come to fruition?
17:34This dress is setting in.
17:36I have to cover this whole thing in balls, and I've already spent hours just making a white dress.
17:41Oh, I hope it's enough.
17:42Other girls have half-finished garments, so I feel kind of fucked right now.
17:51I'm really enjoying this black and white theme.
17:54My look is turning into sort of a pinup kind of moment.
17:57I'm honestly loving what I'm creating.
17:59The only thing about mine is I'm just, as of now, hoping it's not too simple, maybe?
18:16I am racking my brain trying to find ways to zhuzh up this outfit.
18:23But I am feeling like if I add anything else, it's going to lose shape, it's going to lose meaning.
18:28And one thing I don't want to do is walk down that runway looking like a mess.
18:32Like I said, I know it's like more simple, but that's like generally my drag.
18:38I'm most worried for Aiden.
18:40It's a two-colored corset with a couple of droopy balls.
18:48It's not necessarily about having it be the most, yeah.
18:51It's if you have a strong concept.
18:53This is like referee.
18:54It fits perfectly with the sports theme.
18:56I didn't even think of that, yeah.
18:58Bitch, you didn't know that you were creating a pinstriped white and black costume that resembles a referee?
19:05It's a ball challenge.
19:07Girl, what?
19:08I'm trying to think if I have a whistle that could go with that.
19:10That would be hilarious.
19:12Jan has pointed out that it sort of reads as referee and it's this sort of lightbulb moment.
19:17Just adding another layer of confidence on my outfit.
19:21I think I'm pretty much done.
19:24Aiden is done working on it and isn't really going the extra mile to see if there's anything else that
19:31he can add to the look.
19:36Coming up.
19:37I feel like Ellen DeGeneres.
19:39This is an eleganza challenge and to me that means do as much as you can.
19:45Somebody's going home today.
19:46Shit done got real, honey.
20:01It's time to get ready for the ball.
20:02Yesterday, I just wasn't really sure if this dress was going to come together the way that I wanted it
20:07to.
20:08But last night, I was able to work on my dress.
20:11So this morning, I've just decided to hike up my panties and make it fucking work.
20:17Oh my god.
20:18Get your inches.
20:20Nikki, we gotta put our wigs on.
20:22Okay, let's see who has the best human hair.
20:24One, two, three.
20:26Oh, yeah.
20:27You strapped me with your hair, bitch.
20:29Well, that's what happens when you have this much volume, Nikki.
20:32Too much volume.
20:33Real.
20:34The problem that Nikki is having in this competition is that she's not letting the judges see the goofy side
20:39that we all see.
20:40I feel like Ellen DeGeneres.
20:42And that's not going to bode very well for her.
20:45How are you feeling, Miss Heidi?
20:46I'm feeling good.
20:47My vision kind of came together.
20:49It's really cool.
20:50It's very clean.
20:50I love the lines.
20:51I see it.
20:52I didn't want it to just be a bunch of balls everywhere.
20:57Good thing she's on the other side of the room right now, Miss Thing.
21:01I wanted them to be meticulously placed.
21:03Uh-huh.
21:03I see.
21:04The shade starts this week.
21:07Rockham's garment could use a little bit of editing.
21:09It's a little too...
21:12It is balls to the wall in that it is very balls to the wall.
21:21With the challenge, I feel like I really turned it.
21:24Yes.
21:24Anybody else really happy with what they did?
21:26Aiden, how well do you feel?
21:27Because I know you had a lot of time left between what you did.
21:29Yeah, I was the first one done out of everybody.
21:33So last night, while I'm struggling to finish this dress, Aiden is over here in the corner taking a nap.
21:39She took the least amount of time on her look and she was on the couch, sleeping.
21:44Aiden isn't working hard enough.
21:45I'm actually really happy with what I made.
21:48I think it's totally me.
21:49Do you think you could have added more to it with the extra time?
21:52No.
21:54I think if I had added anything else, it would have pulled away from the vision that I have for
21:58it.
21:58Okay.
21:59And like I said, I do tend to have sometimes a less is more kind of aesthetic.
22:03Yeah.
22:03My face is something that I use to kind of pull like bring my looks together if that makes sense.
22:08But don't you feel like this is going to be an issue in front of the judges when it's a
22:11fashion ball and not a face category?
22:14Well, I'm not just going down there with my face painted and naked.
22:17No, no, no, for sure.
22:18This is an eleganza challenge and to me that means do as much as you can and be as creative
22:23as possible.
22:24There's a lot of shit you can do to spice it up.
22:26Well, somebody's going home today.
22:29Shit done got real, honey.
22:33Come on, Sakura.
22:34I live for this mug. This is so nice.
22:37Oh, thank you.
22:37I first started doing Sakura face because the first time I ever started in drag, someone told me,
22:42Oh, it must be really easy for you because you're Asian.
22:45What?
22:46You don't have to try very hard.
22:47Yeah.
22:48Oh my God.
22:49They're like, you don't have to try very hard at all, do you?
22:50And I was like, I'll show you who's not trying.
22:53And so I just started putting more and more and more makeup on.
22:57The fact that people think that Asian queens don't have to try too hard because they already look like women
23:03or they're highly feminized really got to me.
23:06So I started to look like I was at least trying hard with my makeup.
23:11But now that I paint so bold, all I ever hear is, wow, you're giving me Trixie makeup.
23:17Wow, you're giving me kimchi makeup.
23:19But the thing is, I've been drawing anime-ish styles.
23:21I had that how to draw manga book ever since I was a little kid.
23:24And a lot of people do this style and have done it before.
23:28So Karate, you took it to a whole other level.
23:29I'm a lady now.
23:31Just like you girl.
23:32a lot of people.
23:55Go up, head to toe, let your whole body top.
24:00And what?
24:02Yeah!
24:06Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
24:09Michelle Visage, do you play any sports?
24:12No, my doctor doesn't want me doing any activities that involve balls flying at my face.
24:16Well, there goes your social life.
24:20And the hilarious Ross Matthews.
24:22Did you ever play ball?
24:24Well, I don't want to brag, but in college, I was on the varsity brunch team.
24:27Oh!
24:28Yes, I still play sometimes.
24:30Okay!
24:31I'm a natural.
24:32And the one and only Leslie Jones.
24:34Girl, you said I'm worse!
24:36Leslie, are you recording this?
24:38Yeah, girl, that's how I do it at home.
24:40I lie, I tweet, lie.
24:42And you is bomb.
24:44You're like a banana birthday cake.
24:47And you look amazing.
24:50I'm channeling Diana Ross tonight.
24:52Call her Miss Jones.
24:55This week, we challenged our queens to bring three looks to the ball ball.
24:59I'm so excited.
25:00And tonight, they're ready to roll.
25:05Gentlemen, start your engines.
25:07And may the best woman win.
25:10You just did that in front of me!
25:12Oh my God, I'm losing my mind!
25:15Coming up.
25:16Oh, she's about to bowl me over.
25:17Honey, stay in your lane.
25:20Oh!
25:21Oh!
25:21Oh!
25:23Oh!
25:24Oh my God, you guys are exciting!
25:31Category is Lady Ballers.
25:33Serving Title IX realness.
25:35First up, Jackie Cox.
25:37You are crossing the line, girl.
25:40I am serving you Amanda Bynes, She's the Man, Canadian lacrosse player realness.
25:46Don't know exactly how the lacrosse is played, but I'm going to win it.
25:48Is it wrong for me to say she's a lacrosse dresser?
25:51I thought it was hockey.
25:52Yeah, yeah.
25:54Nikki Doll.
25:55Ooh, tackle me, bitch.
25:57The Dorothy Svornak Sports Collection.
26:01My Lady Baller is serving you quarterback from the Lady Gaga planet, fully dripping in rhinestone,
26:07with like a very holographic makeup.
26:08I'm serving you the future of drag, and I'm here for it.
26:11Now that's a tight end, y'all.
26:14Defense!
26:15Defense!
26:16Oh, yes, baby!
26:17That's so foot.
26:18Thank you!
26:19Aiden Zane.
26:21Oh my God, she's in a league of her own.
26:22It's the sequel.
26:23That would be a load of her own.
26:25Oh!
26:25I am really channeling this vintage female baseball player in a total Aiden Zane way.
26:30I am just living my best baseball fantasy.
26:34I heard she'll let you get to third base.
26:37There's no crying in Drag Race.
26:39No!
26:41Rock'em Sakura.
26:42She's nesting.
26:45She came in like a wrecking ball.
26:49Oh my God, it's a keller ball!
26:52Bam!
26:52Imagine Ariana Grande, but instead of a ponytail, she had a tetherball for him.
26:56I'm going to rope them in with this look.
26:58I'm having so much fun.
27:00Oh!
27:01Mama said knock you out!
27:03Yeah.
27:03I've had balls knock me out.
27:06LeBron Essence Hall.
27:09Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.
27:12My lady baller's look is a WNBA player.
27:16I want to pay homage to all of these super crazy, talented girls who work really hard on the court
27:21and they don't get the shine that they deserve.
27:23White men can't jump, a black queen show can't strut.
27:26Yes!
27:27This is a slam dunk though.
27:29Nope, I spoke too soon.
27:32Britta.
27:33Now is she a pitcher or a catcher?
27:35Oh, she does both, baby.
27:37Oh!
27:37I'm serving you baseball the house down.
27:40My shoulders look like baseballs with the stitching in it.
27:43Forget sliding into bases, you can slide into my DMs, honey.
27:47Before you're with her, you better seventh inning stretch.
27:51Crystal Method.
27:52Oh, she's about to bowl me over.
27:53Honey, stay in your lane.
27:56Before coming to this competition, I worked in the basement of a bowling alley and I know a lot of
28:00old bowlers.
28:01I've got cute little glasses that I make sure to take off and give Michelle a wink so she can
28:05see my new makeup.
28:06Oh my God, I want to be on her bowling team so bad.
28:09Strike him.
28:10Just strike him.
28:13Jam.
28:13Simply jam.
28:15Soccer?
28:16I don't even know her.
28:17Beckham?
28:17I don't even know him.
28:20I'm so excited to bring the soccer jantasy to this runway.
28:23This look is chic.
28:25Not to mention, I'm dribbling a soccer ball down this runway.
28:28Who else?
28:29She's at my goal weight.
28:34Well, you know, any hole is a goal.
28:36Yes.
28:38Heidi.
28:39Four.
28:39I mean, four.
28:42She is giving me a Tiger Woody.
28:44She's definitely a hoe in one.
28:46Yes!
28:48She thinks she's about to make her PGA debut, but she's really just going to go for putt-putt,
28:53but she loves to sport a golf, honey, and she's ready to swing all over these holes.
28:57Woo!
28:58Don't lose your balls now.
28:59Oh!
29:00Oh!
29:00She did lose her balls.
29:03Cherry putt.
29:04Oh, I see she brought out the old ball and chain.
29:07My lady baller look is inspired by Roald Dahl's Matilda.
29:12I am trunching down that runway.
29:16I'm swinging that hammer, and oh, I have to touch up my lipstick.
29:20Well, thank God it's also a purse!
29:22She's a little shot-putting at first.
29:26Widow Von Du.
29:28Giddy up!
29:28Ride that phone!
29:30Oh, yes, she better glue.
29:33I am giving you save a horse, ride a cowboy, polo player, real-diz.
29:38I feel like I'm about to accept an award for winning the match.
29:41They shoot horses, don't they?
29:46She done already had horses!
29:53Gigi Good, Croquet, you stay.
29:56Cro-c-c-
29:58Who the fuck is Heather?
30:01I am wearing a look inspired by one of my very favorite movies, Peathers.
30:06I'm trying to give my just rich teenage bitch fantasy.
30:10Honey, I'm just giving my resting bitch face.
30:13What's your damage, Gigi?
30:15Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
30:20Oh, my God, I just thought I went away!
30:23Coming up...
30:24Ooh!
30:25Make it rain, boo!
30:27She owes everything.
30:28Ah!
30:29Ah!
30:30She owes me!
30:32Ah!
30:33Ah!
30:37Welcome back to the Ball Ball.
30:40Category is Basketball Life.
30:42He owns everything.
30:44Ah!
30:45Jackie Cox.
30:46She's a bell-bottom.
30:48Mm-hmm.
30:49This lady is married to some ball player that she doesn't bother learning the name of.
30:54Touch this net.
30:55Touch all of this net.
30:57My net worth is 51% of this company.
31:00You know what she's gonna catch with that net?
31:02Mm.
31:02A cold.
31:04Nikki doll.
31:05This bird is cooked.
31:07Knock-a-doodle-doo.
31:09Mm-hmm.
31:10I am going for this Azin-Alaia-inspired look.
31:12I have this oversized ostrich coat.
31:15I am serving you badass bitch heading to Paris Fashion Week.
31:17Pluck it, girl.
31:18Just pluck it.
31:19Mm-hmm.
31:20Aiden Zane.
31:21She thinks she has it in a bag.
31:23Ha-ha.
31:23Well, she's got the receipts to prove it.
31:26I am just really trying to channel my inner Peggy Bundy.
31:29I am trying to give the judges a basketball wife
31:32who thinks she's glamorous,
31:34but really, the bitch is just delusional.
31:36Basketball wives of Edison, New Jersey.
31:40Rock'em Sakura.
31:41Did somebody say Golden Globes?
31:43Yes.
31:44I'm trying to show the judges that Rock'em can do sexy.
31:47So this woman, she can get anybody on the team
31:50and she wants her husband to know that.
31:52I wish little Kim would.
31:54Now, I ain't saying she a gold digger.
31:59Jada Essence Ball.
32:01Look!
32:01It's Mahogany's sister Burgundy.
32:05I think a basketball wife is just about a feel that you give.
32:09Like, when you see a woman and she just looks pulled together,
32:12that's a basketball wife.
32:13I mean, look, my men do not play basketball,
32:15and I'm a basketball wife in my mind.
32:17Y'all, how do you get a wine stain out of this fur?
32:21What a talk.
32:23I thought I thought I put the cap.
32:25This is a take on Kim Kardashian's Mook Lair dress
32:28that she wore at the Met Gala.
32:30I mean, I look expensive, too.
32:31NBA money, honey.
32:33She owes everything.
32:37She owes everything.
32:39Crystal Method.
32:40Paris Hilton looks different.
32:42Actually, it's Paris Ramada.
32:44There you go.
32:45With my makeup being so light, I definitely feel like an actual woman.
32:49I wanted to have the longest hair.
32:51I'm making sure to fling it as much as I can
32:53because my husband bought it for me.
32:55It's so hot.
32:56It's totally hot.
32:57It's so hot.
32:58Simply Jen.
33:00Uh-uh, girl.
33:00She the bomb.
33:01She got an over-the-shoulder boulder holder.
33:03I have my completely rhinestone tracksuit and my Louboutins.
33:08Not to mention my custom handmade Janelle bag.
33:11I look flawless.
33:13She's dripping in Janelle Monae.
33:18Heidi.
33:20Straight from Ramsur Country Club.
33:24Ooh, this is the shiestiest church service I've been to.
33:29My basketball wife's realness is Shalonda.
33:31She does not want to be looked at.
33:33Don't touch her.
33:34Don't breathe in her direction.
33:35She's just trying to check out the other basketball husbands.
33:37Don't you dare sign that prenup.
33:41Up next, Sherry Pie.
33:43Ooh, yes.
33:44Y'all know it's serious when she got hair coming out of a hat.
33:49Yes!
33:52My basketball wife is a rich, bitch.
33:55Her husband gave her a money gun.
33:57That's how much money they got.
33:58Yes!
33:59Make it rain, boo!
34:00Hey!
34:02If you liked it, then you should've put a hat on it.
34:08Widow, she better do.
34:10Something tells me she's got something up her sleeve.
34:14Oh, bitch, I'm buying everything.
34:16charge it to the car put it in the car carry it up the stairs that is what I'm
34:21serving you right now the widow wore white
34:26Gigi good anaconda do I'm recently divorced however I have acquired most of
34:36his assets I'm busy on Rodeo Drive trying to spend all the money he's
34:50learning is balls to the wall
34:53first up Jackie Cox make it raincoat she is serving you this gorgeous elegant 1960s
35:06future also disco woman she is a Blade Runner fantasy of breakfast at Tiffany
35:12meets Saturday Night Fever now most people don't know this but she's
35:15actually Jacqueline Bouvier Cox Boutier Nikki doll excuse me my concept is Copacabana
35:26I'm having a cocktail at the sunset of Brazil and I'm going all fringe dress but
35:29I'm bringing a little French twist to it by adding extra hips a very Mario Antoinette
35:34like Michelle is there an anal bead option you're soaking in it Aiden Zane
35:42lady footlocker show me a 512 girl I am serving you a little bit of Betty Page but I'm also
35:48giving
35:48you the nod to a referee I am loving this black and white color scheme I've got my
35:53whistle so don't you dare commit a foul what's in this season black hairy balls
36:03Rockham Sakura what is that thing called that you jump in with all the balls in it a ball pit
36:08they said dripping with balls so I dragged balls all over this outfit I have every color you could
36:15possibly imagine it doesn't exactly make too much sense but it looks visually appealing this is what
36:21it looks like when the cat wins I think I shouldn't have took that LSD you guys Jada
36:27Essence Hall cow gone take me away she's the bath bomb bitch I'm really excited because my look turned
36:34out amazing it's giving me this rich bitch fantasy dipped in a beautiful fuzzy foamy bubble bath and I
36:40just feel the fantasy sweeping over me look y'all she's got a bubble butt I haven't seen that many
36:46white balls since my fraternity days I'm walking down the runway with this fierce pineapple dress I'm
36:56giving you my pineapple crown beautiful tight pencil skirt with pineapple segments at the bottom and
37:02pineapple tidbits on my shoes I got my pineapple powder puff that I'm wiping the oil on my nose with
37:08because she is just oozing a pineapple juice honey corn is it corn is it a pineapple is that a
37:17pineapple yeah it's supposed to be a pineapple crystal method I love it I went with a silhouette
37:25inspired by Carmen Miranda she's one of my favorite style inspirations she's always wearing the most
37:31amount of accessories and I really appreciate that in a woman you know the last time I had that many
37:36balls
37:36on my head simply death this looks like the DNA of the blue man group she's turning violet violet my
37:50boss of the wall eleganza is high concept it's cool it's different and it's fashion anyone else have blue
37:56blue balls you guys know about blue balls but what about blue boobs Heidi oh green drag queen
38:09she's giving me a very space alien and all my balls are so meticulously placed I got a ball cap
38:15so you
38:15know she's even got a little cue ball on the runway I'll give you all balls everywhere Mr. Queen Mr.
38:21Queen
38:23share it high oh gee your hair smells terrific she can now celebrate Arbor Day I'm just walking
38:33through the forest giving you greens greens and nothing but greens I am dealing my magical fantasy now
38:40this is forest green this is what the fashionable are wearing in Machu Picchu my balls to the wall
38:55eleganza kind of looks like Wakanda forever in Christmas with Sidney Lou Who and a bitch got
39:02their ponytail yellow it's your shoes GG good silly rabbit tricks are for kids now with drag berries
39:19I am so proud of what I came up with it has a cute little box pleated skirt puffy little
39:25pirate sleeves
39:26and yes bitch there's a zipper no one else in this challenge has made a look as elaborate as mine
39:31oh I got a pocket full of quarters I want some of them gumballs young and full of gum
39:38young and foot gum coming up lady baller was adorable you hit a home run in the first inning
39:45what you talking about Willis welcome ladies based on your 36 ball ball looks I've made some decisions
40:02jackie cox crystal method jan heidi cherry pie the widow von june ladies you're safe you may bounce
40:24you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week now it's time for the judges critiques
40:31starting with nikki doll this is a fashion challenge I expected a lot from you and you delivered in your
40:39first look the lady ballers you heard of fantasy football you were my football fantasy basketball wives
40:44realness girl you worked at on your balls to the walls realness I think this is fun it's a corset
40:50with a panty but you threw a lot of stuff on it that brought us into like a fantasy the
40:54color palette
40:55is perfect thank you there's a lot of whimsy in it my favorite part is what you've done with the
40:59hips
40:59because it gave you a shape we know that you have a nice aesthetic but I'm gonna challenge you to
41:05keep
41:05pushing that personality up get out here and be a fool I understand completely what you mean
41:11I think it is hard to really understand my personality and it's up to me to deliver it to
41:16you what's the wackiest you've ever been in your life I'm always wacky that's the most frustrating
41:24part make an ugly face right now thank you nikki up next aiden zane lady baller was adorable it was
41:34perfectly in the right era which I really appreciated and loved you hit a home run in the first inning
41:43and then your team had a drought basketball wives realness it looked just like minor leagues and
41:50again with this last look the execution isn't as polished as it needs to be this is not going to
41:55be enough Aiden because this is a corset with cotton balls on it my drag sometimes does tend
42:00to maybe have a little bit of a less is more maybe thing about it I'm not always the girl
42:04who puts
42:04everything on yeah it doesn't have to always be more more more it just has to have a consciousness
42:08behind it that says I am here and I have something to say you've got it kiddo now spread those
42:15wings
42:15and what up next rock m sakura hi hi in all three of your looks your hair and makeup girl
42:25that tether
42:26ball when you came out and swung that thing around your neck I was like oh that's dope the problem
42:30was
42:31there was nothing exciting going on below the ball for your basketball wife realness look I thought you
42:35looked really beautiful there was just an issue with the padding it was a little disjointed now
42:40this look it takes a lot of balls to wear that look we're just saying Aiden that sometimes more
42:46more more is not right and I'm gonna use you as an example I feel like maybe every single thing
42:51that
42:51you could have gotten your hands on is on your body right now and then the chest is very far
42:55open
42:55and it almost looks like you have sores on your chest sometimes you do need to edit imagine if you
43:00could a world where you cut the dress off at the knees that would have been cheap that hair and
43:04makeup dope just you got to bring the outfits now to match that up next Jada Essence Hall girl I
43:11played basketball since the sixth grade you cannot play you cannot play girl but you know what I would
43:18still pick you on my team because you looked fly I was like oh my god the second look the
43:23first
43:23thing I thought about was Portia from Atlanta housewives you were living the rich fantasy tonight
43:28this is really fun this is the glamorous woman taking a bath she's so rich she bathes in diamond
43:34yeah I mean the proportions are fantastic and it's really beautiful thank you so much I think I would
43:40change the same thing about all three of your looks tonight not a damn thing thank you up next the
43:47great
43:48Britta we're gonna start with your lady ballers you chose baseball but I thought it was really fun the
43:52puffy kind of baseball sleeves the baseball socks they were kind of a little loose so they were kind
43:57of baggy the basketball wives it didn't have that kind of I'm married to a baller vibe to it it
44:01was
44:01just kind of clubby pedestrian this look I'm still confused like is it corn is it a pineapple is a
44:07corn
44:07apple it's a pineapple what you talking about Willis because that is not a pineapple it's a pineapple
44:12no I say no okay okay my family lives in Hawaii my mom calls my sisters pineapple princesses so
44:19I wanted to be one too I just love your energy I think that it's so beautiful that your family
44:25calls you little pineapples and cute but listen if you're telling a story we should get it we
44:29shouldn't wonder is it a corn if you have a vision and we don't know what the hell's going on
44:33you did
44:33not execute your vision up next Gigi good your first look was a Heather's moment with the croquet
44:39and it was gorgeous and fabulous I mean there's nothing sexier than a woman in a blazer I think
44:44because they look most like a man the basketball wives the snake print with the collar up and the
44:51black hair from partial to black hair can I just say that I want to eat your hair right now
44:56it looks
44:56delicious and it's all mine that was funny tell another one this look it's perfection thank you
45:05so much it's exciting and it's chic it's like you've been studying this for a very long time which I
45:10actually think you probably have been my mom is a is a seamstress she's taught me everything that I
45:14know she's made like most of the looks that I brought and she does not give herself enough
45:18credit and she means the world to me honestly the biggest reason that I'm here is to make my mom
45:23proud
45:24and your mom is proud trust thank you so much thank you ladies I think we've heard enough while you
45:30untucked backstage the judges and I will deliberate all right now just between us ball queens what do
45:38you think Nikki doll Nikki is a fashion queen and she served us fashion in every single look what's
45:45missing for me is the personality I don't know anything about her apart from the fact that she's
45:49French I'm room for her because I think she does have it I love the aesthetic what I need for
45:53her to do
45:54is work from the inside out you know she's got the outside working that's good girl Aiden Zane
46:01where Nikki doll is lacking in kooky Aiden Zane has plenty of kooky to go around her first look was
46:07amazing but no no no you are not putting on a pair of panties and of course and trying to
46:11pass that
46:12off as a look to me Aiden's such an original but I worry that she's overwhelmed what she's gonna have
46:17to do is get her head out of her ass and put on some blinders and go for it it's
46:21about channeling
46:22that energy to fuel you rather than to fear you thank you Rockham Sakura you know when Rockham
46:27first came around the corner with her lady ballers outfit I saw her face and I was like
46:30oh she looks gorgeous and then my eyes panned down she is the only queen who really gave us a
46:38show
46:39with the balls you know what I mean and if she did that in the club people would go crazy
46:42for it
46:43it was a fun concept but it wasn't enough to make the outfit great and then her final look tonight
46:48was probably my least favorite on that runway the outfit was just not good it looks like cats just
46:55lost a mind yes Jada Essence Hall I love Jada tonight she was just gorgeous the ball to the wall
47:04extravaganza
47:04was my favorite she just looks so glamorous and I just thought she was a star tonight three points for
47:10Jada is that a basketball that's a basketball that's a thing yeah it's a thing thank you
47:15all right up next Britta I love her energy it's infectious I just think that tonight was a little
47:21bit of a mess for Miss Britta what was she pulling out of her mouth at the beginning I don't
47:24know what
47:24it was a chewing gum I can't get past this if you're auditioning for a musical and they say come
47:29with three numbers you don't do the same number twice right right right and she wore essentially two
47:34yellow dresses she's better than that yeah and then I had to look up a pineapple because I was like
47:38that is not what a pineapple look like no the only thing worse than not knowing you ate corn is
47:41not
47:41even knowing you're eating corn it's hard to digest and so were her look all right let's move on down
47:50to Gigi good not only was each look better than the last but with each look that she showed us
47:56there was a story that's what fashion should do she's so perfect she almost looks like a mannequin
48:00like if I walked into a store and saw this mannequin I'd be like where is the salesperson I want
48:05this
48:05outfit now she's a sample size but take away the body and you still have fabulous gorgeous clothes
48:12with texture and storyline and a consciousness behind it just fabulous Gigi good was a triple threat
48:21tonight all right silence I've made my decision bring back my girls
48:31welcome back ladies I've made some decisions
48:37Nikki doll you look magnifique now show us your freak you're safe you may join the other girls
48:52Jada Essence Hall girl you really cleaned up this week thank you you are safe thank you so much
49:04Gigi tonight you weren't just good you were great congratulations you're the winner of this week's challenge
49:13thank you so much thank you so much and you've won a cash prize of $5,000 yes nice I
49:20feel so incredible I feel like I secured my place in this competition and I let every last one of
49:26these bitches know who to look out for
49:29Aiden Zane you're in a league of your own but tonight on the runway you made a bad call
49:37Rockham I like that you take risks but tonight it was a bit of a swing and a miss
49:44Britta you're a sweet pineapple princess but tonight you didn't crush it
49:54Aiden Zane you're safe
50:00You may join the other girls
50:06It's too bad I'm safe end of story
50:10Rockham and Britta I'm sorry my jizz but you are up for elimination
50:16I take a deep breath and I say if you want to be here you fight
50:20Do this shit do this shit
50:23Look at her she spread oh my god this is gonna be good
50:25My arrogant ass thought that I wasn't going to lip sync but I am a performer and I'm gonna perform
50:32the house down
50:33Ladies this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself
50:38From elimination
50:40The time has come for you to lip sync
50:45For
50:47Your
50:48Light
50:52Gematic lighting
50:53Good luck
50:54And don't
50:56Fuck it up
51:00Oh my god you guys
51:01Oh whoooo
51:04Oh whoooo
51:05Oh whoooo
51:05Oh whoooo
51:06Oh whoooo
51:07Oh whoooo
51:07Oh whoooo
51:08Come on
51:08Come on
51:10Come on
51:10Come on
51:10Get it off bro
51:25Cause some may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
51:29Sex in the air and I'll put it right up the sky
51:32And stick to your stones
51:33Can't break my balls but chasin' with sex like me
51:38Cause some may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
51:42I am lip sync in for my motherfucking life
51:44I am desperately trying to fight to be here
51:48Break my balls but chasin' with sex like me
52:00I'm just in like war zone right now
52:02Walk up just doing all these tricks and I am not going anywhere
52:07I am not going anywhere
52:08I am not going anywhere
52:08I am not going anywhere
52:08I am not going anywhere
52:10I am not going anywhere
52:12Cause some may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it
52:15Sex in the air and I don't care about the smell of it
52:19Sex and stones may break my balls
52:22Sex and stones may break my balls
52:26Goes straight on the water
52:26Sex and stones may break my balls
52:31Sex and stones may break my balls
52:32pomformetschaft
52:33unle eye
52:33Way to leave it on the stage, girl
52:38You left it on the stage, literally
52:40Ladies, I've made my decision
52:42Oh, here we go, Here we go
52:49Britta, Shantay, you stay
52:52you may join the other girls thank you i love you i love you too thank you
52:59my dear rockham keep stocking it to him now sashay away
53:12never give up on your dreams and tell yourself that you love yourself
53:27i want to save you so bad and to leave now is very disappointing i'm feeling completely crushed
53:36i may not have gone very far but i have so many things to be grateful for
53:49congratulations ladies remember if you can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love
53:54somebody else can i get an amen up in here all right now let the music play
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