00:03You know, when I was a salesgirl, not yet a saleswoman,
00:07I had a knack for making something out of nothing.
00:15Thank you!
00:16Oh my god, it's the free-eater girls.
00:18They're like more royalty.
00:25Do I know you?
00:27I don't think so.
00:29I just got here last week.
00:31What are you up to tonight?
00:33Uh, well, I was gonna go home and...
00:35But, like, what do you want to be up to tonight?
00:51Let's begin the induction.
00:54Goats, milk, thigh gaps, rose petals, bone caps, truffle oil, bitch slap, blood clots, juice press.
01:03Being a witch is being a sister.
01:05And we must protect our sisterhood by any means necessary.
01:09I'm talking!
01:10Rip out the weeds.
01:11Like, please don't tell Apple about this.
01:13Throw out the snakes.
01:14Apple will not understand.
01:15Do you think Punkin is Apple's mini-meat?
01:19Is someone wearing the...
01:24The Mojave body mist?
01:26Yeah.
01:28I'm wearing it.
01:31We can't let history repeat itself.
01:34Are we still best friends?
01:35You know I don't believe in hierarchy in female relationships.
01:41Can't you see that she is poison?
01:43You've been spying on me.
01:44Are you high?
01:48I don't know you!
01:51It's all falling apart.
01:52Where were you guys?
02:01I know yesterday was...
02:05Whack.
02:06But it's really not my fault.
02:08Because I googled it.
02:08And Mercury was in retrograde.
02:10So, there you go.
02:11So, there you go.
02:13So, there you go.
02:15So, there you go.
02:17So, there you go.
02:17So, there you go.
02:17So, there you go.
02:18So, there you go.
02:18So, there you go.
02:18So, there you go.
02:19So, there you go.
02:22So, there you go.
02:24So, there you go.
02:27So, there you go.
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