00:12I'm hungry.
00:13Huh?
00:14I'm hungry.
00:15Huh?
00:15So hungry.
00:17We're closed.
00:20I know the owner.
00:26This is the best pizza I've ever had.
00:28I think it's better than sex.
00:29I can't remember.
00:30What was your favorite part?
00:31Extra cheese.
00:32Yeah.
00:32Of sex.
00:34The build-up.
00:37That's just a typical lady answer.
00:39What's yours?
00:40Boobs?
00:40Cowgirl?
00:41Like the jackhammer?
00:42Wow.
00:45For me, it's about the after.
00:48Oh, come on.
00:50Two people lying there,
00:53sharing a secret.
00:59Finding love is hard enough.
01:00Try doing it on the one night a year.
01:02Single people are legally allowed to have sex.
01:05I hate this night.
01:06Mom, I'm just gonna stay in.
01:08No, you should go out.
01:12This night's insane.
01:13I just want to find like a good guy.
01:17To finding true love on the least romantic night of the year.
01:20We're gonna go slow.
01:21We're gonna make good choices.
01:23Ally.
01:24This is Tayshawn.
01:25Hello.
01:25We met in line for the bathroom.
01:27What?
01:27Yeah.
01:27No.
01:28No.
01:29Can I get a whiskey?
01:31How is anyone supposed to find something real on a night like tonight?
01:36Sorry.
01:38I'm Owen.
01:39Ally.
01:41What about us?
01:42Your ears look like car doors.
01:44Well, your nose is way too small for your face.
01:46Your chin could plow a field.
01:47Your legs don't make any sense.
01:48Your hailing doesn't make any sense.
01:50Yeah.
01:57Night's almost over and we're running out of time.
02:01We're all just trying to find someone who makes going through it worth it.
02:08Who would you choose?
02:10Ally!
02:11If you only have one night.
02:12Are you two together?
02:13I'm gonna need a clear answer.
02:15You're cute when you're nervous.
02:16I'm not nervous.
02:18I'm saying you're just cute.
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