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Professional pollster Pete Marshall gets more than he bargained for when he heads deep into the Ozarks to investigate the disappearances of several of his colleagues.
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00:02Murder! Murder!
00:11I'll get you!
00:14I'll get you, you dirty...
00:16Old Crow never could shoot.
00:18Yes, it's murder, he says.
00:19And you'll die laughing when Fred McMurray
00:22gets tied up with the Flegel family
00:23in the most howlingly funny comedy
00:25ever brought to this screaming screen.
00:27Well, I guess I'll be peddling you all up.
00:29Where are you?
00:30That's ours, Maugh.
00:32A lovable old bat indeed.
00:34And yours, Bert and Mert.
00:36Even Maugh has trouble telling one from t'other.
00:39One of them got a crick in his back.
00:44That's Bert. That's Mert.
00:46This here is Bonnie Flegel,
00:48the two-gun pin-up gal of every post office in America.
00:51Who are you?
00:52I'm asking you the same thing.
00:54And if you ain't a Flegel, you're in trouble.
00:58Well, I'm a Flegel, all right.
00:59Sure, sure.
01:06What's eating on you?
01:07A rats around here, bigger than buffalo.
01:09Well, I guess we'd better get to work on the still again.
01:17Come on, you.
01:18You're awful ignorant, mister.
01:20Huh?
01:20You know too much.
01:22No.
01:23Oh, you don't have to worry about me telling about all the murder.
01:26I mean, all the little things that have happened around here.
01:28Shall I splatter him now, Maugh?
01:30No.
01:31Splatter him outside.
01:33Splatter?
01:34Yeah, get going!
01:34Come on.
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