- 19 hours ago
My Dad Is Poseidon
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00:13Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:37The deep end of the day is to destroy your own own.
00:38The deep end of the day is to destroy your own own own.
00:42But you can't do it.
00:42And you can't do it.
00:44I can't do it.
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:04When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:39PLEASE Sire!
01:41Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:44I'm retired!
01:45Don't bring that crap to my door
01:51Sire
02:07Who the hell broke my new console I'm gonna go deal with that bastard
02:12Sire you're finally stepping in
02:28Go fight somewhere else don't block me from clearing my game
02:32My king even puss-eyed himself would still be fit to shine my boots
02:58What did you do turn me back right now?
03:06Sire the entire abyssal realm awaits your command lead us against Olympus we beg you
03:11Zeus's brains probably been eaten out by Clamadia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people
03:17Oh
03:25Screw power struggles rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live
03:34I don't know if you want to get your hands off me creep
03:44Sorry, I didn't mean to
03:50Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
04:02Damn it. The aphrodasian's kicking in.
04:14You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:27I really need this guy.
04:35Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:56Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:11Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Damn it. He tracked me.
05:35Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:40Get away! Dylan!
05:43As the leader of the satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:50Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:56Who screwed up my plan?
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:03Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:06You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:17You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:31You can't push too hard yet.
06:35I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:41Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened.
06:52Go back to your life.
07:06Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:20Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?
07:29Hey, pencil neck.
07:30I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man.
07:38My ears are shot.
07:38Keep acting tough.
07:40Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:42Even Nereus' seafo give him a wide burp.
07:57You asked for this.
08:11You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?
08:14Who the hell are you?
08:26Asshole.
08:27Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:29Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:32What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing.
08:36Heat's too low.
08:37Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly, gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:50Huh.
08:51Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:59Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
09:02Is that why he never comes to see me?
09:04Yeah, baby.
09:06But he retired recently.
09:09We're gonna find him now.
09:11Don't, don't, don't.
09:18I'm badly wounded.
09:20I don't have much time.
09:22Find Lily's real father.
09:24Leave her with him.
09:25I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:30Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:46There it is.
09:54Liara's wounded bad.
09:56Drag them both back to the Dillon.
09:58Lifetime of easy living.
10:04What the hell was that?
10:06Nothing.
10:07Just swapped a bug.
10:12That girl from five years ago.
10:14You came looking for me?
10:17She's your daughter.
10:19We need you now.
10:22So you're my dad?
10:23You're actually pretty handsome.
10:26This aura?
10:27She's got my blood.
10:34Who did this?
10:36Don't worry about it.
10:38Just keep Lily safe.
10:43Mommy?
10:45Mommy!
10:46Mommy!
10:48Mommy!
11:03It's too late, boss.
11:04Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:21Somebody help me!
11:35Give me a name, Leora.
11:37Who did this?
11:38I'm going to tear them apart.
11:42It was...
12:04Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
12:07You're my fiancé, my property.
12:09You filthy whore.
12:11Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:16But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:24No, let go!
12:27With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:39I got careless.
12:42Diving near a shipwreck.
12:44My fault.
12:44Shipwreck?
12:46Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
12:48Someone did this to you.
12:53You're just a regular guy.
12:55Stay out of it.
12:56Boss?
12:58Soup's ready.
13:05If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
13:09She's all we have left.
13:12She's safe.
13:13Now drink.
13:16Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:24Jack, you...
13:27Ambrosia residue?
13:28Golden apple sap?
13:30I studied this in grad's time.
13:32Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:35Where the hell did you get this?
13:38More.
13:39Try it.
13:50These ingredients!
13:52Where did you get them?
13:58It's my first time meeting Daddy.
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:26What a lively little snack.
14:29Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:32What a lively little snack.
14:40I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:42You want more?
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:46This guy's luck is insane.
14:50A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:55Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:57You're safe here Liria.
15:02We've got a kid together now.
15:05I'm not letting anything touch.
15:08You or Lily.
15:10Jack, I'm grateful but I...
15:12Daddy!
15:13Help!
15:16Something's trying to eat me!
15:19Lily's in trouble!
15:26I-I'm not tasty!
15:29My Mommy and Daddy are super strong!
15:32Please don't eat me!
15:37Divine power runs through this girl.
15:41Devour you.
15:42And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
16:05Pharisee and the King's throne.
16:19you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:26i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip every head off your shoulders
16:34ha you ruined my meal
16:39wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:48two courses for the price of one
16:57bitch
17:03jack take lily and run go
17:11run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:22you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:40what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster
17:48off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:56wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
18:01whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
18:08about that monster
18:14failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:31i know what i do
18:47just look at that
18:48but it's a lot of fun
18:59my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:24enjoying the show
19:35my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:42near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the out of my sight yes yes my leash
20:02my love since you refused to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guys long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:42the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
20:47who the hell are you you're in hades territory
20:50who the hell are you
21:02but poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:29i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16headied staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:23hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:31one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:42boss this bum
22:51you idiot
22:52you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon you're ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:08is this handling satisfactory
23:09i'm not here for fun
23:11dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:31every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:43poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:55dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down
25:17surrender now i'll go with you on one condition let my daughter go
25:24no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:38kids mine you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside
25:52give up
25:54you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned
26:06done
26:07the kid's coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead
26:18but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:43lily lily run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:14maybe for what was his work
27:15if you have a little bit more
27:16i'll miss her
27:17i'll miss her
27:18she's lost
27:24i'm not going to take her
27:25they're not gonna get out of here
27:25my woman. You're a dead man. Jack, what the hell just happened? You okay, babe? So you're
27:41the boyfriend. Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:02Jack, keep Lily safe. Long as I'm here, you don't lose. Shut up and go. Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:25Run all you want. My pack tears you both apart.
29:19Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:21Mommy, I don't want to lose her.
29:23Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay. We're going back for her right
29:29now.
29:35Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:46Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:54Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:15You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:18My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:50He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad
31:05guys. I'll be right back.
31:11Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:24That poison's eating you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:46Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:55Please. For Jack and Lily. Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:24Just... Let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:30You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:46Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:52Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
33:03Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:07Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:13You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:20Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:36You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:41In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:15How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This...
34:23can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekethra? The coastal legend monster?
34:52Why would she be here?
34:56Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:06They're coming for us. We're finished!
35:09Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured. Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:19They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
35:23With me here, no one touches you.
35:25Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
35:35My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature! You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:57Who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea?
36:02Let me know....
36:03Let me know.....
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