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00:00:09Buy lingerie? Check.
00:00:11Bikini watch? Check.
00:00:13Get boyfriend? Check.
00:00:14Just one thing left to do before I lose my virginity at the glorious age of 21.
00:00:19Stop thinking about Dick.
00:00:20I'm not thinking about Dick, okay?
00:00:22I'm just nervous to lose my virginity to Mr. Big Dick, okay?
00:00:27Oh, fuck, it's Luke, my favorite customer.
00:00:30Did he hear?
00:00:36Okay, don't think about Dick, especially not Luke's dick, especially not about Luke's probably really big dick.
00:00:41Morning, Dick.
00:00:43Double shot of espresso and a mocha frap with nonfat milk, right?
00:00:47You're perfect, thank you.
00:00:48Right? Isn't Sophie just perfect?
00:00:52Mike, I'm sorry I didn't know you were coming, I would have got ready.
00:00:55Oh, don't worry, he's just here for a coffee.
00:00:57No, I'm here to see my girl.
00:01:12My coffee?
00:01:15Right, right, sorry.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:27Mike, don't laugh.
00:01:29You're so mean.
00:01:30Go help your girlfriend.
00:01:31Alright, alright, alright, alright.
00:01:32I'm sorry.
00:01:33No, babe, trust me.
00:01:34You look great.
00:01:36My bad, my bad, my bad.
00:01:38My bad.
00:01:40My bad.
00:01:40My bad.
00:01:44Come here.
00:01:45Don't worry about that.
00:01:46I do it all the time.
00:01:49Let me remake your coffee.
00:01:57Right, guy.
00:01:59See, it's my girl, my face to wipe.
00:02:01Thanks, but, uh, no thanks.
00:02:04Oh, my God.
00:02:06Look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that.
00:02:08She's such a slut.
00:02:09As if someone as hot as him would want her.
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Um, watch this.
00:02:14Oh, Mikey.
00:02:15Where did you find someone as cute as Sophie?
00:02:18Looks like she's not very experienced at grown up things.
00:02:21Like making coffee.
00:02:23Or having sex.
00:02:26Dosh, oh, come on.
00:02:28Oh, my God.
00:02:30Are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus?
00:02:37So, uh, you're a virgin?
00:02:43Oh, be careful, Mikey.
00:02:45I think we have a stage five clinger right here.
00:02:50Brooke, is it?
00:02:52Yeah, you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic.
00:02:54What?
00:02:55I literally don't even know you.
00:02:57Don't be embarrassed.
00:02:57Look, it's just chlamydia this week,
00:03:00conorrhea last month.
00:03:01You should be more careful who you're sleeping with,
00:03:03especially while you're on the medication.
00:03:04Oh, my God.
00:03:06What?
00:03:08It was just chlamydia!
00:03:10Oh, fuck you all!
00:03:12Sounds like she already did.
00:03:14Oh, boy.
00:03:31I'm really, really sorry.
00:03:33I really don't like your boyfriend.
00:03:35He doesn't like my boyfriend?
00:03:37What does that mean?
00:03:41Shit, my appointment.
00:03:42I gotta go.
00:03:42Sorry.
00:03:48Alright, we'll have your birth control ready for you
00:03:50after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam.
00:03:53So go ahead and put this on.
00:03:55Oh, he'll be with you in a moment, sweetie.
00:03:57He?!
00:04:03A man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam.
00:04:07This day could not get any more humiliating.
00:04:11Good morning, Miss Tisdale.
00:04:17It's Luke.
00:04:18Luke is a gynecologist.
00:04:20My gynecologist.
00:04:38Don't worry, I'm full of the Dr. Titty Gentiles.
00:04:40It's your first time.
00:04:41Right, my first time.
00:04:43Miss Tisdale, is it?
00:04:45Yes.
00:04:45Nice to meet you, Dr. Miller.
00:04:47Nice to meet me?
00:04:48Pretty sure we've met a couple times already.
00:04:50Grind me!
00:04:51I mean, the coffee shop.
00:04:53Grind me.
00:04:55Oh no, he remembers me.
00:04:58So you are here looking for a prescription for birth control?
00:05:02Yes.
00:05:03That asshole.
00:05:05Yes.
00:05:06I cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:09If you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies, right?
00:05:12I mean, I'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy.
00:05:15I will use a condom.
00:05:18I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all.
00:05:20He's not good for you.
00:05:21Dr. Miller, I'm not sure that you're-
00:05:23Nurse, can you grab me a spectrum, please?
00:05:25Yes, Dr. Miller.
00:05:27I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do.
00:05:30I'm ready.
00:05:31I think I'm ready.
00:05:33Mike's my boyfriend and yeah, he's kind of an asshole, but he likes me and nobody's ever
00:05:36really liked me, so.
00:05:37You know what, I'm sorry that I overstepped the boundaries there.
00:05:43Let's get started with the breast exam.
00:05:47Breast exam?
00:05:49Breast exam?
00:05:50If you're uncomfortable, I can always get a different doctor.
00:05:53No, it's-I like it. It's fine.
00:05:59It's probably easier if you lay back.
00:06:05It's okay.
00:06:09It's okay.
00:06:10Stop thinking about losing your virginity.
00:06:12Stop it. Stop.
00:06:14My hands are cold.
00:06:16No, they're perfect.
00:06:18Stop embarrassing yourself.
00:06:20There's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist.
00:06:25There are no abnormalities.
00:06:30Thank you, Luke.
00:06:32Dr. Miller, that wasn't so bad.
00:06:35Sophie, can you put your feet up in the stairs for me?
00:06:42Okay, yes, I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs, but not performing a
00:06:48pap smear.
00:06:50So, I need you to relax for a minute.
00:06:53All right? You're doing good.
00:06:57I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms.
00:07:08I'm gonna be inserting a speculum.
00:07:12You're gonna swab on your cervix.
00:07:14I need you to relax for me.
00:07:19So, do you like younger women?
00:07:23I mean, as your students, because you work on campus.
00:07:26No, my family donated
00:07:29to the clinic
00:07:30a couple years ago.
00:07:31Or a while ago, actually.
00:07:33And so,
00:07:34In my great-grandfather's honor,
00:07:35I donated a few hours of my time at the clinic.
00:07:37Oh.
00:07:38Duh.
00:07:38Now he thinks,you think he's a creep.
00:07:40Amazing.
00:07:42Last thing.
00:07:43I'm gonna touch your abdomen.
00:07:45Just to check on your internal organs.
00:07:47Right?
00:07:49Relax for me.
00:07:50You're doing good.
00:07:51His fingers literally inside of me.
00:07:53Oh my gosh.
00:08:01I think I just had an orgasm.
00:08:04Did he?
00:08:07All right.
00:08:09He's so noticed.
00:08:11Oh my God.
00:08:11Everything looks good.
00:08:13No abnormalities.
00:08:15All right?
00:08:16Be right back.
00:08:24Is that a freaking wet spot?
00:08:29I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again.
00:08:36All right,so here's your break.
00:08:43Should I bring it to her?
00:08:44To the cafe?
00:08:48She's my patient.
00:08:55Mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight.
00:09:00You are so graphic.
00:09:03Speaking of sperm.
00:09:06I assume your appointment went okay.
00:09:08You will never believe who my gynecologist was.
00:09:11Luke.
00:09:12Are you serious?
00:09:14You got fingered by the-
00:09:15I won't talk to you.
00:09:16Why's coffee from you?
00:09:17V Luke?
00:09:19Sophie you're a freak.
00:09:21So is he like good with his fingers or-
00:09:26Shut up Everly.
00:09:27Shit.
00:09:28He's so sexy.
00:09:29Maybe I should schedule my paps from here.
00:09:32Don't worry.
00:09:34Okay?
00:09:35Tonight's gonna be amazing.
00:09:36Okay Soph?
00:09:38Come on.
00:09:39Let's get you ready for your big night tonight.
00:09:41Mike.
00:09:45I hope Mike's worth it Sophie.
00:09:50Why do I even care?
00:09:56Yo.
00:09:57Ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:09:59Is that-
00:10:00Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:05You're not winning any bet tonight buddy.
00:10:07You're dating a nun.
00:10:09She's never gonna let you smash.
00:10:10I'm calling it.
00:10:11Dude.
00:10:12She's low-key a slut.
00:10:15I just can't prove it.
00:10:17You will soon.
00:10:20You're gonna film her?
00:10:21Dude yo.
00:10:25Dude you're sick.
00:10:27What if she doesn't let you in?
00:10:29A little bit of this.
00:10:32And she's gonna go feral.
00:10:36That 1500 is mine.
00:10:39Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:43Don't get involved Luke.
00:10:44You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:49Hey!
00:10:50You need to pay.
00:10:54Fuck!
00:10:55My eyes!
00:10:56What the fuck?
00:10:57Where's your fucking friend live before I'm calling cops?
00:11:01Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka
00:11:03-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka-K
00:11:03a-Ka-Ka Avenue, Apartment 2.
00:11:04I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:12The lady.
00:11:28The lady...
00:11:33ジンクルが多くのマンジーディングだよ
00:11:36お願い期待はどうですか?
00:11:42シリークルが多くて
00:11:45少しあなたが多くいるのは
00:11:46リンクルはやっぱり
00:11:47iningthe民 Freudファブル
00:11:52antesなら
00:11:53はい。I を協力したのは
00:11:57感動したみ須れへん
00:11:59I'm sorry, Mike. I can't do this.
00:12:03Are you kidding me?
00:12:05I'm sorry, you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:08Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:10I'm going home.
00:12:17There it is.
00:12:19What the hell you are?
00:12:23Not until I get something.
00:12:26No, no.
00:12:30Stop, Mike. Stop.
00:12:33Hey.
00:12:40Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:45Dr. Miller.
00:12:47Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:49Hey, stay with me.
00:12:52Hey, Sophie. Hey.
00:12:55Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:57Do you take something?
00:12:59What's up, Grandpa? Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:04Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:06Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:09I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:10If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:12I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:14What?What's so funny?
00:13:16You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:18Says who?
00:13:18You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:20I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:24My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:28That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:32You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:34Wait.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:35Wait.
00:13:36Wait.
00:13:37No, no.
00:13:37And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:40No, no, no.
00:13:40Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:42It was just a joke.
00:13:43Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:44Oh.
00:13:46Oh.
00:13:47Oh.
00:13:47Hey.
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:50Hey, come on.
00:14:06She's either really wasted or drugged, either way it's not good.
00:14:16You stole me from my date?
00:14:19It gives you the right, you asshole.
00:14:25I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:28Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:30I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:40What much did you have to drink?
00:14:42I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:46Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do,
00:14:50Dr. Miller.
00:14:50Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:52Tell me this.
00:14:52Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:00I was at the bar.
00:15:02Alright.
00:15:02And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record
00:15:10it.
00:15:14Wow.
00:15:16I'm an idiot.
00:15:19No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:22First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgas
00:15:28ming during the exam.
00:15:30And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose
00:15:34my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:37I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:42Sorry Soph.
00:15:49Soph, you want my virginity?
00:15:59You can have it.
00:16:07Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:09Are you...hard right now?
00:16:17We're mid-argument.
00:16:20That's so wrong.
00:16:22I'm drunk.
00:16:23I'm taking you home.
00:16:26What are you doing?
00:16:27You're drunk.
00:16:28I'm taking you home.
00:16:29What?
00:16:29No,I can't go home.
00:16:31My roommate's there.
00:16:32I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:34She's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me.
00:16:43We're here.
00:16:44Here?
00:16:45Where is here?
00:16:47My place.
00:16:49You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:53If you're comfortable.
00:16:54I want to.
00:16:56I mean,I'm cool.
00:16:57I'm cool with that.
00:17:00But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:02Smooth,Sophie.
00:17:05He says I have a girlfriend.
00:17:29You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:31The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:46How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:48It's huge.
00:17:50I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:53Not all tight spaces.
00:17:55Is he a tease or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:59Come on,let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:01You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:02Thanks for taking care of me,Doc.
00:18:08Sorry,I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:12I'm happy.
00:18:25The eating room.
00:18:29This is fun.
00:18:29I'll do my best!
00:18:30Just like that,kos by aمлиze over the weekend.
00:18:30eSuits buy some moves around now.
00:18:46I don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:53I just don't want to be disrespectful
00:18:57you know I don't want you thinking I lure my patients home all the time
00:19:00wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:07and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home Dr. Miller
00:19:11no mrs. do
00:19:15and why me I'm nothing special
00:19:18you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:22you're kind to people
00:19:25and you're beautiful
00:19:37who is that
00:19:40oh this is my crazy ex-girlfriend
00:19:44you have to hide
00:19:45right now
00:19:46alright
00:19:47come on
00:19:50Luke
00:19:51are you home
00:19:56Lukie
00:19:57come out come out
00:20:00stop playing
00:20:01I stole one of your pagers
00:20:04I know you're not on call
00:20:11what's a word
00:20:12there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:20are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:24s
00:20:24s
00:20:24s
00:20:25s
00:20:25s
00:20:25s
00:20:25s
00:20:25s
00:20:25joodine's daughter
00:20:27we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of school
00:20:30then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:33sssh
00:20:33ssh
00:20:37what are you doing?
00:20:39you didn't answer my calls
00:20:40I'm sleeping
00:20:43ワンドゥーン
00:20:44キヤノイズサル
00:20:44キヤノイズディをウィンオリンギンひゾッテ
00:20:50イブ
00:20:50何か俺のところを見せる
00:20:50コロナイドウ lived trying to do?
00:20:53クロナイズのourds?
00:20:56クロナイズディ?'
00:20:57コロナイズディ?
00:20:58バサルキャノイズの zoalsfs
00:20:59アナイズサルというよけない方 spokenですか?
00:21:03臨時と犯す決定に決まるがいいし
00:21:04fault lasainは Luke
00:21:06竟りる
00:21:07向着普通って中国?
00:21:13I have someone new in my life
00:21:17Someone new? Who the fuck is she?
00:21:21I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:24And if you're still here, I'm gonna call the cops
00:21:25Then I'm gonna call the dean
00:21:27And I'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter
00:21:30Stole my pager
00:21:31Do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:32No, you can't
00:21:34One
00:21:37Two
00:21:37Fine
00:21:38Fine
00:21:39Fine
00:21:40I'm leaving
00:21:42Your loss
00:21:53Oh my god, Luke
00:21:54Foodiest
00:22:09Way
00:22:10Stores
00:22:10Foodiest
00:22:12Stores
00:22:12East
00:22:15Guard
00:22:16Stores
00:22:16Stores
00:22:16Aast
00:22:23S
00:22:25You won't move on from me, Lucas
00:22:30You'll come back to me after I
00:22:32Take care of that little distraction
00:22:48My virginity?
00:22:52Yup, still intact
00:22:56Fuck my life
00:22:58Language, Ms. Tisdale
00:23:00Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
00:23:04I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:06Whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:09What would you have me do?
00:23:11Don't say it
00:23:12Don't say it
00:23:13You could join me
00:23:18Sophie, you're 21 years old
00:23:28Luke, that is three years past legal
00:23:31There are plenty of guys on campus who would want to fuck me
00:23:34So what's your problem?
00:23:53I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:56But?
00:23:58But a lot of things, Sophie
00:24:00You're my patient for one
00:24:02In an on-campus clinic
00:24:05I'm graduating this year
00:24:08Second
00:24:11Your virgin
00:24:13Ouch
00:24:15I'm asking you to change that
00:24:25You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love
00:24:27But you're asking Luke to fuck you
00:24:34I don't make love
00:24:36I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:39You're sorry sweetheart
00:24:40I'm not that guy
00:24:46Well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:49I'm a big girl, I can handle myself
00:24:53Unless you're just not interested
00:24:55I saw how hot your ex is
00:24:58And she's good at crazy sex, according to you
00:25:03Someone's jealous
00:25:06Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:25:08To come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:10And have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:11Because it's cheap
00:25:25Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:28When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:32You see you don't have to pull any tricks
00:25:34For me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:37So do it
00:25:38I'm ready I promise
00:25:44Ready?
00:25:51What's that?
00:25:53That's your doctor
00:25:54I know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:00Sorry Syl
00:26:03Are you kidding me?
00:26:10Can I, uh, can I get a-
00:26:12You're killing me
00:26:14So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:17You see his dick and you're still-
00:26:19A virgin?
00:26:20Yeah
00:26:21I threw every proposition in the book at him
00:26:24And he just didn't want this
00:26:29Can you wait?
00:26:30Oh my god
00:26:31Sophie, no 36 year old man-I looked his age up by the way-is passing
00:26:36up a hot virgin co-ed like you
00:26:39He respects you dummy
00:26:41Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:26:43I mean he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not
00:26:48You have a brand new shiny tight pussy
00:26:52A Cadillac pussy
00:26:54And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:56Watch
00:26:59Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:01No, can you just-
00:27:02Order
00:27:17I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern
00:27:20But a janitor
00:27:21Makes a lot more sense
00:27:24Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:29What do you want?
00:27:31I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:36I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:42Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina
00:27:44He made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:46Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:27:54Can you believe it?
00:27:55Sophie's evil
00:27:57First Mike, now someone's boyfriend
00:28:00A slut
00:28:01Pregnant with Luke's
00:28:03Did you really think that a man that accomplished, attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:13Sophie, you idiot, of course he was never yours
00:28:19Sophie, you can have him!
00:28:22You didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:24I didn't do this, I swear, I would never
00:28:26What's going on?
00:28:28Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:30No, I didn't
00:28:31I've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:33Hey, that's the dean's daughter
00:28:36Sophie?
00:28:38I'm calling the police
00:28:39No, I would never do this, please
00:28:41She just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:43We need a medic too
00:28:45I'm a doctor
00:28:50I'm a doctor
00:28:52I'm a doctor
00:29:16I'll just be going
00:29:19We can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:22I've never seen him look so angry
00:29:25Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:31Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:34It was for a friend
00:29:35You liar, I saw you drinking from it
00:29:39Let me go
00:29:40I don't want to press charges
00:29:43Just a moment
00:29:54Oh my god
00:29:56You're crazy, you're actually crazy
00:29:59Luke, please, I can explain
00:30:01She's not right for you
00:30:04Breaking into my house
00:30:05Stealing my pager
00:30:07That's normal for you, Gina, I get it
00:30:09But I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about
00:30:16Officer
00:30:17I want her involuntarily committed
00:30:20She's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:23I'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:24Stop, Luke, this isn't you
00:30:28You are just being taken advantage of
00:30:31She's nothing
00:30:32A cheap, broke, campus whore
00:30:35You're better than this, Luke
00:30:38Officer
00:30:39Take her away
00:30:43Let's go
00:30:45Let's go
00:30:45You bitch
00:30:46You don't deserve him
00:30:48Let's go
00:30:51I knew she was psycho
00:30:52You couldn't even hurt Flay even if someone paid you to
00:30:56Shh
00:30:56Thanks, Ev
00:30:57Sophie, I'm sorry
00:30:59I should never have taken her word over yours
00:31:02Take the date
00:31:11Someone's waiting for their new test drive Cadillac Pissy
00:31:24You came just to save me?
00:31:27Of course I did
00:31:34I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so
00:31:39I didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:45I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke
00:31:47Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:49I know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:52I don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:54I mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:31:58What do you mean?
00:32:00I mean you
00:32:02Reject all of my advances
00:32:03And then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:08What do you see in me?
00:32:10Or am I just
00:32:12Entertainment to you?
00:32:14Entertainment? Sophie
00:32:15If you were just entertaining me I wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:19You're just
00:32:21Young
00:32:25I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:28Just because you're this big hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:32Doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want
00:32:40What do you want?
00:32:45You
00:32:48Take me seriously
00:32:52And get in the car
00:32:54What?
00:32:55To where?
00:32:56Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family
00:32:59What?
00:33:00Unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:27I thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:30We're doing both
00:33:32My mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home
00:33:36Your vacation home?
00:33:38As in you have multiple?
00:33:41Wow
00:33:42Mr. Milly
00:33:43It's good to have you home sir
00:33:51And you have a butler at your vacation mansion
00:33:53Luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:33:57What the hell?
00:33:58Look I didn't tell you because I don't want to stress out
00:34:00The truth is yes
00:34:02My family's rich
00:34:04But we're not here to impress them
00:34:07We're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:09And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:25Is this the waitress that you've brought me Lucas?
00:34:30Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:37I'm not
00:34:37Hang on
00:34:38And what even am I to Luke?
00:34:45Mother
00:34:47This is Sophie
00:34:49My girlfriend
00:34:51Girlfriend?
00:34:53No way
00:34:53Wait focus Sophie
00:34:55Manners
00:34:57Nice to meet you Miss Miller
00:35:01Girlfriend?
00:35:04What happened to the pretty woman?
00:35:06Gina?
00:35:09The Dean's daughter?
00:35:10The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:13Ouch
00:35:16Mother again
00:35:17As I just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:19And my date to the gala
00:35:20If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again
00:35:23I'm gonna make sure this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:26Unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping
00:35:28with
00:35:30You ungrateful child
00:35:36If you'll excuse us we need to get ready
00:35:37Oh before we go
00:35:39Which room do you keep to ditches Dior and Versace?
00:35:42She needs some options for tonight
00:35:44Fourth floor third door on your view
00:35:48Thank you mother
00:35:50Good to see you
00:35:56That was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:07Your brother has lost it
00:36:09Get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:19Is your mom always so...
00:36:22Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:25Yeah
00:36:27That's why I don't really get along with the family
00:36:30But...
00:36:31The charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients
00:36:34So I come back every year
00:36:36You care a lot about your patients
00:36:37That's sweet
00:36:38I do
00:36:40Plus the other perk is I could spend a ton of money on you
00:36:44What does that mean?
00:36:55Luke?
00:36:56Luke you did not
00:37:02Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:04I mean I want all of them
00:37:06That's done
00:37:07I haven't even picked one out
00:37:09You said you want all of them
00:37:11They're yours
00:37:1780...
00:37:18I can't accept this
00:37:19This is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:21Well I didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:26Why do you like me?
00:37:28I'm just a college student and you're...
00:37:32You...
00:37:33Dr. Trust Fund baby
00:37:35Your culture, your parents host charity events
00:37:38You have a butler that does your laundry
00:37:40I do my laundry in a coin operated machine
00:37:42That I share with like a hundred other students
00:37:45It's not too late to not associate with me
00:38:01Of course it's too late
00:38:03I've already fallen for you
00:38:07Then why won't you go all the way with me?
00:38:13Because...I want it to be right
00:38:16I don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old guy who took
00:38:19advantage of you
00:38:20But take it slow
00:38:27Even though...
00:38:31There's nothing I'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now
00:38:34Really?
00:38:40Really?
00:38:42Anyway?
00:38:54GOOD
00:38:56I can't forget that...
00:39:03Come back here
00:39:05I'm just giving you what you want Luke
00:39:07BGM
00:39:11Are you teasing me Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:13You're the one that wants to wait, Doctor.
00:39:24Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:27Can you zip me up please?
00:39:35You know, I'm going to get you back for this
00:39:46Whatever you say, Doc
00:39:53That doesn't sound like Gina
00:39:56He dumped my best friend?
00:39:59The gala is tonight
00:40:01And Luke is supposed to have
00:40:03The dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:05Not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:09Luke is an idiot
00:40:10For dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:14Don't worry, Mom
00:40:16I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:18Just long enough for him to realize
00:40:19That he's made a mistake
00:40:22That's my girl
00:40:26Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours
00:40:29I promise you, you're going to be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:40:46Holy shit
00:40:54It's not about being pretty
00:40:55I just
00:40:57I don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:00I've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:03Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley
00:41:06And donated the party expenses?
00:41:10You're so refreshing
00:41:13You ready?
00:41:32Well, she's an upgrade of Regina
00:41:34Yeah, you never said your brother's chef was so pretty
00:41:37Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:39Oh, shut up
00:41:40There's a two-and-a-half-billion-dollar inheritance down the drain
00:41:43If my brother marries a snow bunny, it's out of Gina
00:41:52I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event
00:41:55This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the Family Clinic
00:41:58Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of
00:42:04you
00:42:04Cheers
00:42:08Girlfriend?
00:42:10Not for long
00:42:11Good evening, everyone
00:42:27Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction
00:42:33Our first item
00:42:38An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:42:41With it's amazing, iconic, volcanic views
00:42:46Starting big
00:42:485,000
00:42:505,000
00:42:515,000
00:42:51Now six
00:42:52Twenty of six
00:42:53Bora Bora after finals
00:42:54That's pretty good
00:42:55Can I get
00:42:57Dr. Miller
00:42:58You need to come quick
00:42:59My wife's having an allergic reaction
00:43:00You need to be okay?
00:43:01Go
00:43:02Let's go
00:43:11What is it?
00:43:12My throat
00:43:14Oh, you're not?
00:43:16Breathe
00:43:17Breathe
00:43:22SOLD!
00:43:22Number 12
00:43:23$7,000
00:43:24All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora
00:43:26Give me a round of applause
00:43:27Congratulations
00:43:28Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:43:30Actually we have one more item up for grabs
00:43:33Miss Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:40Now according to Miss Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth
00:43:46What a hussy, auctioning a blowjob
00:43:49I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:43:53I mean the poor guy's tending to a patient
00:43:55I knew that you were too classless for this family
00:43:59Poor Lukey
00:44:01She hasn't fooled
00:44:03Trailer trash skank
00:44:05Who let her kind in here?
00:44:07I wouldn't do that, I would never
00:44:10I have a thousand for a night with Miss Tisdale
00:44:12Hmmm
00:44:13Really, Sophie? No one wants you for a thousand?
00:44:16Phew
00:44:17Alright
00:44:19500
00:44:20Alright
00:44:21500 for the poor girl
00:44:24She's got student loans
00:44:26Whatever that means
00:44:28Where's Luke?
00:44:32Breathe
00:44:35I don't see anything wrong here
00:44:38No, my throat, it hurts
00:44:39It hurts
00:44:40I recognize you
00:44:42You're one of my sister's shithead friends
00:44:43What the hell is going on here?
00:44:44Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro
00:44:46Patrick
00:44:47Get out of my way
00:44:48Why lower your standards?
00:44:49We're millionaires
00:44:51She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, Pat
00:44:59You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money
00:45:03MOTHERFUCKER
00:45:03vulnerabury
00:45:06stice
00:45:11I can't say, it's as limited as a day, that's all the same, 40- shown
00:45:33そぎトリックル マーケッとはチャンネル登録のお機として 話
00:45:38を受けて 嘩 わぁ スープ スープ ロックル 作業
00:45:47お疲れさまでしたら クラス エティシャ ダーリン
00:46:04座客はこの unf sociedade
00:46:06決める
00:46:07他の媒体のみんなに身 disting
00:46:09海地雲とし
00:46:14今色とも同じ残ることで
00:46:17っているときに
00:46:20ならないこと Final 途目です
00:46:24今年の雰囲気
00:46:29プレッドプレートは Torahの名前に
00:46:31500ヴォッジャン、いいるんだこれ
00:46:37キャプレートの子違 Eunice
00:46:48ご視聴ありがとうございました
00:47:13ご視聴ありがとうございました
00:47:43blackmail surprisingly works
00:47:46alright
00:48:15what are you looking for
00:48:17an appletini
00:48:18what?
00:48:20seriously?
00:48:22alright so
00:48:23vodka, lemon
00:48:25and apple liqueur
00:48:27can we just
00:48:27choose something easier?
00:48:29you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:34move
00:48:38can you open that?
00:48:41thank you
00:48:45alright
00:48:46let's just make it simple
00:48:48body shots
00:48:52I've never done that before
00:48:55seriously?
00:48:56what do you mean?
00:48:57you're like so old
00:48:58I was trying to get into school
00:49:00I didn't have time to
00:49:02do body shots
00:49:02off of hot little girls like you
00:49:04he just said you're hot
00:49:06make the move Sophie
00:49:07okay well
00:49:08I'll teach you
00:49:18holy shit
00:49:40all right
00:49:41I got the hang of that
00:49:43now it's your turn
00:49:44Ms. Tisdale
00:49:44now or never Sophie
00:49:46go for it
00:49:46new rule
00:49:47you can't choose the same place twice
00:49:49is that so?
00:49:52then
00:49:54where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:03shame, shame
00:50:05you're trying to play
00:50:06with my emotion
00:50:08blame, blame
00:50:09only you feel like a devotion
00:50:11how'd you ever think
00:50:13you could pull this shit
00:50:15think you could get away with it
00:50:17be careful what you get
00:50:19cause you don't know
00:50:20what you might get
00:50:30I'm sorry
00:50:31was that
00:50:32you drive me fucking wild
00:50:35Luke
00:50:36I'm ready
00:50:37I'm an idiot
00:50:46wait what
00:50:47Sophie I went too far
00:50:48I'm sorry
00:50:50I'm fuck
00:50:51Luke no no no
00:50:52I'm telling you
00:50:53that I'm ready
00:50:55I want to do this with you
00:50:56lose my virginity
00:50:58Sophie
00:51:00don't Sophie me
00:51:01that's so patronizing
00:51:05wait
00:51:05I'm trying
00:51:06but
00:51:07I'm gonna be the person
00:51:08responsible if you get hurt
00:51:10I don't want to be the guy
00:51:11that you know
00:51:12leads to you ruining your life
00:51:14I'm terrified of that
00:51:15it's this that hurts me
00:51:16what you're doing right now
00:51:17rejecting me
00:51:18what would be so terrible
00:51:20about us being together
00:51:21being together
00:51:22Sophie
00:51:24did you see what happened
00:51:25here today
00:51:26I mean my family sucks
00:51:28my ex-girlfriend is
00:51:29batshit crazy
00:51:31I mean
00:51:32of course I want to be with you
00:51:35but am I right for you
00:51:37and you really want to take
00:51:38on this much baggage
00:51:39I might be a virgin
00:51:40but this whole
00:51:41it's not you
00:51:42it's me thing
00:51:42is really freshman year
00:51:48Sophie
00:51:49where are you going
00:51:50I'm calling a cab
00:51:51and going back to campus
00:51:52I can't deal with your
00:51:53hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:51:55you think you're doing me
00:51:56this favor
00:51:56but really
00:51:57you're just reminding me
00:51:58of how unfuckable I am
00:52:01don't follow me
00:52:08damn it
00:52:14I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:16to be on birth control
00:52:18and not even get laid
00:52:32what's the point in talking to me now
00:52:34you've rejected me thrice
00:52:39is that your boyfriend
00:52:40you're ignoring
00:52:41nope
00:52:43boyfriends have sex
00:52:44with their girlfriends
00:52:45so I've got the hottest girl
00:52:46in the bar
00:52:48all to myself
00:52:52what
00:52:53you heard me
00:52:55hottest lady I've ever seen
00:52:56at this school
00:52:59seriously
00:53:00you're into this
00:53:02like
00:53:02you might want to like
00:53:04hook up
00:53:04hell yeah I would
00:53:06maybe we can start
00:53:07with a kiss
00:53:08wow
00:53:09I'm not unfuckable
00:53:10after all
00:53:11maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:12I was beginning to think
00:53:14nobody would take my virginity
00:53:18what did you just say
00:53:23I'm a virgin
00:53:26she's a virgin
00:53:27y'all
00:53:28aww
00:53:29cute
00:53:30excuse me
00:53:31too much work
00:53:32you're probably super clingy too
00:53:34you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:38sweetie
00:53:38sweetie I'm a senior
00:53:40that's even sadder
00:53:44you were just into me
00:53:45why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe
00:53:47you're obviously a nice girl
00:53:50but I'm looking for a fun time
00:53:51you know
00:53:53you're gonna get feels
00:53:54and it's gonna get messy
00:53:56and
00:53:57bleh
00:53:58sorry
00:54:00what?
00:54:01I'm glad
00:54:02I'm glad
00:54:03I'm glad
00:54:03I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:12and I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy to get with me
00:54:17he would probably fuck anything except for me apparently
00:54:23oh and Luke of course Luke on the other hand he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:28and I guess he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more
00:54:34you know what
00:54:42oh look at me I'm a fancy ivy league doctor and I'm also hot as fuck
00:54:47and I just love to leave girls on with the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:54:54say something asshole
00:54:57can I come get you right now please
00:54:58so you can what
00:54:59not have sex
00:55:01yeah I don't think so
00:55:02I think I'll stay right here where the guys at least have I don't know the decency
00:55:05to not lead me on
00:55:07guys what guys
00:55:08did someone do something to you?
00:55:10of course not
00:55:11they
00:55:12they said I was too messy
00:55:13too messy
00:55:14and too much
00:55:15and I guess that means you get a second chance
00:55:19you either fuck me or you lose me
00:55:24I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:25I'm coming to get you
00:55:26keep falling on you
00:55:27alright
00:55:39so
00:55:39so
00:55:40hey wake up
00:55:45I got you
00:55:47come on
00:56:02is she
00:56:07she's fine
00:56:08she's
00:56:10bottle of water in two of these in the morning
00:56:12I don't know what she drank but whatever it is is gonna hit her hard
00:56:18Sophie you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:37rise and shine party animal
00:56:40you have a lot to tell me
00:56:45you feel like shit
00:56:47you look like shit
00:56:49but like
00:56:50a million bucks
00:56:51so is this a gift from Luke or
00:56:53Everly the only thing
00:56:55that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse
00:56:58is hearing his name
00:57:00he led me on
00:57:01and then
00:57:01left me for Ted
00:57:03but Luke brought you back to the job
00:57:05Ev
00:57:05I don't wanna hear it
00:57:08I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:11I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:15so I've decided
00:57:18I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:20huh
00:57:20well virginity is like a whole construct right
00:57:23people
00:57:24guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:27unless I stop acting like one
00:57:29and looking like one
00:57:33I need you
00:57:35to help me look slutty
00:57:40no way I'm not gonna do that
00:57:41you're not gonna help me look sexy
00:57:43why not
00:57:44Sophie you are sexy
00:57:45I'm not slutty sexy
00:57:47guys don't go for that
00:57:49I look like a nun librarian
00:57:52I'm giving off
00:57:52don't fuck
00:57:53snooze fest
00:57:54boring
00:57:56Sophie as your best friend
00:57:58I'm obligated to tell you
00:57:59that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:00for the right guy
00:58:01the thing is Mr. Right
00:58:02isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:08warm me up
00:58:25perfect
00:58:45isn't that that one dorky barista chick
00:58:48there's no way
00:58:49that girl's off
00:58:50it is
00:58:52that's Sophie Tisdale
00:58:54dude the makeover's actually working
00:58:57everyone's looking at you
00:58:58good I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:59:00I mean more
00:59:07oh shit
00:59:08there he is
00:59:09are you gonna say something
00:59:13holy shit Sophie
00:59:14no I'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:24thanks babe
00:59:25it's all beautiful
00:59:34and what can I get for you handsome
00:59:36a latte would be nice
00:59:38but uh
00:59:38I like what you're giving me right now
00:59:40I take all kinds of tips
00:59:42what the hell's going on here
00:59:43stop interrupting grandpa
00:59:45the fuck did you just say
00:59:47one latte
00:59:47coming right up
00:59:51and what can I get for you doctor
00:59:52Sophie what is this
00:59:54you're dressed different
00:59:55you're acting different
00:59:56I don't get it
00:59:58whoops
00:59:58let me get that for you
01:00:06so did you want a coffee
01:00:07the Ave Shining is on the house
01:00:10Sophie I don't
01:00:11is this like a punishment
01:00:12I mean if it is I get it
01:00:13but telling yourself
01:00:14about other guys
01:00:14it's not you
01:00:15that's really not up to you anymore
01:00:17Dr. Miller
01:00:18I gave you a chance
01:00:20and besides
01:00:20there's someone out there
01:00:21who wants me
01:00:22and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:23in the process
01:00:24hey uh
01:00:24we're throwing a Halloween party tonight
01:00:27they done land fair
01:00:28you should come
01:00:30she's got plans
01:00:32actually
01:00:32I don't
01:00:33my first frat party invite
01:00:36wow
01:00:36this whole hot girl act
01:00:38is actually working
01:00:39you should bring your home girl
01:00:41the guy's gonna love you
01:00:42I will
01:00:43see you tonight
01:00:46you're not going to bed
01:00:47newsflash
01:00:48you're not my boyfriend
01:00:49you could have been
01:00:50but you didn't want the baggage
01:00:51that's not true
01:00:52actually I have to go plan
01:00:54my outfit for tonight
01:00:54my very sexy
01:00:56very booby outfit
01:00:59go go go
01:01:01Sophie I'm not gonna let you
01:01:02throw your life away
01:01:02just because of me
01:01:03alright
01:01:03if I'm gonna do this
01:01:04fucking frat party
01:01:0536 years old
01:01:06I will
01:01:09what could you have
01:01:10possibly been in that
01:01:12oh that was
01:01:14sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:15yeah
01:01:15I think I still have the ears
01:01:16somewhere
01:01:17ew that doesn't even
01:01:18sound right
01:01:20I just found
01:01:21the perfect outfit
01:01:23to match your boyfriend's
01:01:25I really
01:01:26not funny
01:01:27imagine being
01:01:28old ass Luke
01:01:29stuck at this stupid hospital
01:01:30and he gets a text
01:01:31from you
01:01:31in this
01:01:32if he hasn't jumped off
01:01:34a bridge
01:01:34he definitely will
01:01:35how pathetic is it
01:01:36that I'm playing mind games
01:01:37with a guy
01:01:38that I haven't even
01:01:39gone to second base with
01:01:39hey
01:01:40whatever helps you
01:01:41get over him
01:01:42okay
01:01:46red push-up bra
01:01:47pink
01:01:48red
01:02:02get in
01:02:02get Sophie safe
01:02:04get out
01:02:05Sophie's the only person
01:02:06I'm doing this for
01:02:09sick costume bro
01:02:12right
01:02:15gotta have at least
01:02:17three chicks with you
01:02:18to get in man
01:02:19sorry
01:02:21rules
01:02:30idiot
01:02:34I have to get to her
01:02:36where is
01:02:39stop being
01:02:40shy
01:02:40you look hot
01:02:44see
01:02:47wait
01:02:47hand me your phone
01:02:48why
01:02:53because
01:02:53I'm
01:02:55taking a 0.5
01:02:57and
01:02:58sending it to
01:02:59leave
01:03:01no
01:03:01yes
01:03:21I need to be so drunk
01:03:23to predict what you just did
01:03:24he opened it
01:03:25immediately
01:03:25he's so lit
01:03:28welcome to the party
01:03:32I need to be so drunk
01:03:34to predict what you just did
01:03:35he opened it
01:03:35immediately
01:03:36he's so whipped
01:03:39welcome to the party
01:03:44do it on his ass
01:04:01it's just not the same
01:04:04when it's not him
01:04:04Sophie
01:04:05Sophie
01:04:06Sophie
01:04:07Sophie
01:04:08Sophie
01:04:09Sophie
01:04:11Sophie
01:04:12Sophie
01:04:13Sophie
01:04:13Sophie
01:04:20よ!
01:04:21よ!
01:04:21この女の子は狂い!
01:04:27よ!
01:04:27この女の子は狂い!
01:04:32ちょっと待って!
01:04:34ちょっと待って!
01:04:38他来て来て、
01:04:39ちょっと待っててね。
01:04:44今まで見ると…
01:04:46でも、今からはどんなことを知りたい?
01:04:46それは…
01:04:47その…
01:04:49何?
01:04:50これを見ると…
01:04:53私がここにいる!
01:04:57私は…
01:04:59あなたが…
01:05:01あなたが…
01:05:02何?
01:05:03私は!
01:05:04あなたが…
01:05:05あなたが…
01:05:09Hahahaha
01:05:11Who's going first?
01:05:15I'll spin
01:05:16Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:18I hope it lands on me
01:05:19He seems experienced
01:05:32Fuck
01:05:34Sophie and Luke to the closet
01:05:39ローズのルール
01:05:39エンジンの7ミニュースはアワンアウト
01:05:43キャンディアドルス
01:05:58キャンディアドルス
01:06:03キャンディアドルス
01:06:04キャンディアドルミニューション
01:06:11キャンディアドルブラシ
01:06:57ご視聴ありがとうございました
01:07:01What?
01:07:03Time's up
01:07:04What, you just, you wanted to
01:07:06I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke
01:07:10Now you'll wish you would affect me when you had the chance
01:07:30So, how was it?
01:07:34Luke's a little too shy for me
01:07:36I'm gonna spin again
01:07:40Sophie
01:07:49M-me?
01:07:51Sophie, come on, him
01:07:53You had your chance, Luke
01:07:55Come on, Noah
01:08:06Okay
01:08:06I've never kissed anyone before
01:08:09What?
01:08:10So, I'm gonna embarrass myself
01:08:12So, I'm warning you
01:08:15You can relax
01:08:16I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway
01:08:18Really?
01:08:19But, all the rumors
01:08:21Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess
01:08:24Derek says that you put your legs behind your head
01:08:27I don't even know, Derek
01:08:30I'm sorry, Noah
01:08:31But neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight
01:08:34I'm so screwed
01:08:37Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin
01:08:39And I'm the only one
01:08:40They're gonna kill me
01:08:41No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me
01:08:44No, no
01:08:44They're gonna make fun of me to death
01:08:46Wait
01:08:48I'll help you
01:08:50How?
01:08:57It's awful quiet in there, Noah
01:08:58Come on, virgin
01:09:00Oh, they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate
01:09:05We don't have time
01:09:06Just come here
01:09:09You can tell them you lost it to me
01:09:11Really?
01:09:12You don't care?
01:09:14No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous
01:09:16You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care
01:09:19Just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:25I owe you
01:09:29Noah!
01:09:30Are you in there?
01:09:32Oh, yeah
01:09:35It's getting crazy in there
01:09:38Oh, yeah
01:09:39Alright, that's enough
01:09:44Sophie, you open the damn door
01:09:48Okay, ready?
01:09:49It's working
01:09:51Oh, you really want to piss him off
01:09:54He deserves it
01:10:19What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:21The fuck were you doing at me with him?
01:10:23Well
01:10:26First I unzipped his pants
01:10:28And then I saw his cock
01:10:36Liar
01:10:38You don't know that
01:10:43You know you belong to me
01:10:45Correct
01:10:45I'm out here, girl
01:10:53I'm back up in the street
01:10:57So I don't really got time
01:10:59To fuss and fight
01:11:01No one
01:11:01With you
01:11:03Really got time
01:11:05Yo
01:11:08Get out
01:11:19I need his art in me
01:11:22I want you
01:11:25Me too
01:11:41What? Don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:11:45No, no I'm not changing my mind
01:11:47I'm just kicking myself
01:11:49I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:11:53You fucking idiot
01:11:56You are
01:12:09You need some space for me
01:12:12I'm out here girl
01:12:15I'm back up in this trap
01:12:17I guess you better take that
01:12:20Someone better be dying
01:12:23What's it code blue?
01:12:25They are
01:12:28I'm sorry Sophie I have to go
01:12:34I've been burned too many times
01:12:36Are we ever gonna do this so bad?
01:12:41Sophie I promised you the last thing I wanted to do is leave
01:12:44I promise we're gonna do this
01:12:46We are
01:12:48But not in some shitty fat house
01:12:52You deserve better than that
01:12:54Better how?
01:12:58You have a passport right?
01:13:03So sexy underwear?
01:13:05Track
01:13:05A jacket?
01:13:07Track
01:13:08Bikini
01:13:09Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:11He didn't tell me
01:13:15Crap he's here
01:13:17Bitch you won't believe this!
01:13:19Oh my god!
01:13:26No way
01:13:26This man's insane
01:13:28He's actually psycho
01:13:31On the other hand
01:13:32Crazy makes for good sex
01:13:34Good look soldier
01:13:39Don't you have like any advice for me?
01:13:41He's hot!
01:13:42Do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:13:44It's finally happening
01:14:11You look incredible!
01:14:13You look incredible!
01:14:13Hm?
01:14:13You said airport fit!
01:14:15I guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:23This is so psychotic!
01:14:25Am I really worth all this?
01:14:29It's the first times
01:14:33Are we flying domestic or internationally today sir?
01:14:36International
01:14:47Look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds I'm gonna lose my
01:14:51mind
01:14:51I'm sorry I just didn't want to run the surprise
01:14:54You ready?
01:15:00A croissant?
01:15:02You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:05It's a hint
01:15:07Go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:16Are you crazy?
01:15:18You took me to Paris?
01:15:29I set up an appointment at Chanel
01:15:32And then a reservation at a five star restaurant
01:15:35Look
01:15:42You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:44I think you should take your clothes off
01:15:48I think you should take your clothes off
01:15:50I think you should take your clothes off
01:15:51Yeah that's
01:15:51I think that's a good idea
01:15:52I think that's a good idea
01:16:08It's finally happening
01:16:10It's finally happening
01:16:32I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:16:36You know it was weird when you were my customer
01:16:38And it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:16:40Is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on?
01:16:50Get away from my patient Dr. Miller
01:16:53She's all yours?
01:16:55Miss Tisdale
01:16:57I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:01Yes
01:17:02We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:06I regret to inform you Sophie
01:17:08We're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:10Loreen don't tell me
01:17:14I'm sorry
01:17:17Sophie you're pregnant
01:17:21I'll give you two a moment
01:17:29I'm so sorry I don't know how this happened I was trying to be safe
01:17:36Wow
01:17:37What do you think the odds are?
01:17:391.6 in 100?
01:17:42You probably hate me
01:17:45As long as you're not planning on ghosting me I'm actually pretty excited
01:17:49Graduation's in a month and
01:17:52I mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:01Sophie I'm all in
01:18:03You've come to see the world's window
01:18:04M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-
01:18:04m p-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m
01:18:10-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m
01:18:12-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m
01:18:12-m-m-m-m-m
01:18:23ご視聴ありがとうございました
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