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A Girl’S Guide To Queen Bee Takedown
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00:00:08That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:29Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:33I have no idea. You're not any regular teen.
00:00:35You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the
00:00:41whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:56This can't possibly end well.
00:01:17Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:21This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:28Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aww, are you gonna cry? Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops...
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00:02:06wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10
00:02:18million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:27oh my god what have you done
00:02:33there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:41she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:52you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide i'm supposed
00:02:59to show you the ropes how wonderful okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking
00:03:07notes only if you want to survive okay here we have our the skaters the jocks and the nerds i'm
00:03:21the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way and the queen bees i would steer clear of them
00:03:29especially
00:03:30holy sloan she stings
00:03:39oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:46i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:53i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and
00:04:00breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:28oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:32which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich
00:04:38kids clique
00:04:41oh and that's eric
00:04:45he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:51hey gabby yo
00:04:54that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon oh yeah you in yeah sure
00:05:01sweet then i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he just called his name
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:12okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the other side of the desk if you want
00:05:20to
00:05:20avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro he gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:30oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:34it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:37hang on
00:05:37hang on
00:05:41oh thanks
00:05:45your jacket smells good
00:05:52are you the new girl
00:05:53yeah
00:05:57i'm jason
00:06:01rose
00:06:02nice to meet you
00:06:07Come on Jason, homeroom's starting
00:06:11Stay away from this trash
00:06:13Might catch something
00:06:14Ugh, look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18Let's go
00:06:19Jason, come back
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket
00:06:24Oh my god
00:06:26Your jacket smells good
00:06:28I'll wash your jacket
00:06:29Kind of lame
00:06:32Clearly I don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36Come on
00:06:37Let's go
00:06:48Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51Ladies and gentlemen
00:06:52I'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:54Rose Smith
00:06:56She's been homeschooled
00:06:57And this is her first foray into public school
00:07:01Pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:02I trust that you'll all welcome Rose
00:07:05And that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:10Is it just Rose?
00:07:12Yes, Rose will suffice
00:07:14How about second hand Rose?
00:07:17That's enough
00:07:19Grab rackets
00:07:25Ow, ow, oh my god
00:07:27Ow, ow, there's something in my eye
00:07:28Whoa, what is it?
00:07:29Something's in my eye
00:07:30I need my contact solution or something
00:07:32Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:33Yeah
00:07:33Where is it?
00:07:34It's in my locker
00:07:35Go get it
00:07:35Over there?
00:07:36Okay
00:07:36Go
00:07:36Go
00:07:53What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:55I thought that
00:08:07That'll show the bitch
00:08:16Rose?
00:08:20Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:29Rose?
00:08:33Come on
00:08:34What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:36Jason?
00:08:37Is that you?
00:08:38Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:40Don't lie to me
00:08:41I saw her come in here
00:08:42What do I do?
00:08:57How is she not here?
00:08:59I gotta get out of here before I get caught
00:09:25I'm so sorry
00:09:35Excuse you much
00:09:40Why are you wet?
00:09:48How's your eye?
00:09:49Miraculously better
00:10:05What exactly is going on here?
00:10:12Nothing
00:10:13Absolutely nothing
00:10:14But
00:10:16I think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:19Hmm
00:10:21Listen up secondhand Rose
00:10:23Chasin
00:10:24Off-limits
00:10:26Understand?
00:10:28Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:31I'm not even ready for boys yet
00:10:34You know what?
00:10:36A little makeup
00:10:38Better clothes
00:10:39And maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:42You could almost pass as one of us
00:10:45That's it
00:10:46You are my new project
00:10:48Tomorrow
00:10:49Tomorrow
00:10:49My house
00:10:50Makeover
00:10:53Okay
00:10:58You know what they say, right?
00:11:00Keep your friends close
00:11:01And your competition closer
00:11:04Ugh
00:11:08Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:11It's gonna be so fun
00:11:12Well, it's more than fun
00:11:15I have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:17You don't have money
00:11:18We'll win
00:11:19I promise
00:11:21We'll win
00:11:23Plus
00:11:23I'll get to hang out with Eric
00:11:25You're crazy
00:11:27Rose
00:11:28What are you doing?
00:11:30We're signing up
00:11:31For the academic decathlon
00:11:33Oh
00:11:35Okay
00:11:36Well, first of all
00:11:37You can't hang out with Gabby
00:11:38Gabby's a nerd
00:11:39And Queen B's don't associate with nerds
00:11:41Secondly
00:11:42The academic decathlon
00:11:44Is for geeks and losers
00:11:45Cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:48Be there
00:11:56I
00:11:58It's okay
00:11:59Being a queen bee is
00:12:01Important
00:12:02And it
00:12:02Is your chance to be popular
00:12:05It's not important to me
00:12:07I mean, you're not
00:12:08That smart anyways
00:12:09So
00:12:10What are you talking about?
00:12:12I have a 4.0
00:12:14And a 1500 SAT score
00:12:17Just go
00:12:17You're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:20Fine
00:12:23Whatever
00:12:30Wow
00:12:31You're fitting in fast
00:12:34That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected
00:12:37Thank you
00:12:38She means that as a compliment
00:12:41Probably
00:12:41Yeah
00:12:42Definitely
00:12:44You know
00:12:44It's not every day someone can go from background to center stage
00:12:47Over night
00:12:48Guess I'm a fast learner
00:12:51Wow
00:12:51So modest
00:12:53Love set
00:12:55Hey
00:12:56Good form out there
00:12:57Thanks
00:12:58Not too bad for someone who
00:13:00Almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom
00:13:03I would have paid to see that
00:13:05I would have paid to see that
00:13:05Ah
00:13:07Oh my god
00:13:08Ow
00:13:08I think I pulled something
00:13:10You okay?
00:13:11No
00:13:12Oh god
00:13:15Jason
00:13:16I think I need a heroic exit
00:13:18You're not serious
00:13:20I am
00:13:21If I fall and shatter my kneecap
00:13:23It's your fault
00:13:32Don't worry
00:13:32I'll bring him back
00:13:35Later
00:13:37Yeah
00:13:37I'll see you
00:13:39She's being nice
00:13:40That's never a good sign
00:13:44Oh my god
00:13:45Ew
00:13:45Look at these losers
00:13:46My bestie
00:13:47Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:13:49Doesn't have to go to school
00:13:50Private tutors
00:13:51Well
00:13:52Maybe she
00:13:52Wants to go to regular high school
00:13:54And be a regular teen
00:13:55Um
00:13:56No
00:13:56She can't stand these plebeians
00:13:58She told me so herself
00:14:00Wow
00:14:02You know
00:14:03For fun
00:14:04Sometimes the girls and I
00:14:05We start gossip chains
00:14:06To keep the plebes in their place
00:14:07Gossip chains?
00:14:09Watch this
00:14:21Now watch what happens
00:14:25Ew
00:14:32Hey Eric
00:14:36Just leave me alone Gabby
00:14:38Why don't you go hang out
00:14:38With your rich little friend
00:14:40What?
00:14:41Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:14:43You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:56Gabby
00:14:59You okay?
00:15:00Do you care?
00:15:01Of course I do
00:15:04You lied to me
00:15:06What?
00:15:07You're Audrey freaking
00:15:09Whittersby
00:15:10Wait what?
00:15:12You let me sit there
00:15:13And open up to you
00:15:14Like we were equals
00:15:14Like you're not some
00:15:15Big legacy
00:15:17With a tennis court
00:15:18And a driver
00:15:19And a cool estate
00:15:20Who told you
00:15:21Who told you
00:15:22Doesn't matter
00:15:23Coach is looking for you
00:15:24Yeah I'm coming
00:15:27Gabby
00:15:28I'm so sorry
00:15:29I just wanted
00:15:30And the gossip
00:15:32Everyone thinks
00:15:32I hooked up with Eric
00:15:33They're calling me
00:15:34Take a thought
00:15:38Okay I didn't start that
00:15:41But I also didn't stop it
00:15:43And I hate myself for that
00:15:47Let me make it up to you
00:15:52How?
00:15:53Give me one chance
00:15:55This Saturday
00:15:57I'm studying for the decathlon
00:15:59Skip it
00:15:59I want to show you something
00:16:01No one gets to see
00:16:04No tricks
00:16:05Just the truth
00:16:09If you're lying
00:16:10I swear to God
00:16:25I am so not dressed
00:16:27For whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:30Relax
00:16:30It's just where I live
00:16:32It's not who I am
00:16:33You say that
00:16:34But I just pass a tennis quote
00:16:35With your name on it
00:16:36Can you have a butler?
00:16:40Okay technically
00:16:41My parents do
00:16:42But yeah
00:16:43Norman likes me better
00:16:44So bye
00:16:49Come on
00:17:07Why would you ever go to
00:17:09Peyton High?
00:17:10I was lonely
00:17:13And I wanted to make friends
00:17:16And I wanted a boyfriend
00:17:18I would trade places with you every day
00:17:22It's not all that
00:17:25Plus no amount of money
00:17:26Can protect you from people like Sloane
00:17:30So what are you gonna do?
00:17:33I'm gonna take her down
00:17:36How?
00:17:37Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:38I'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:41No way
00:17:43No way
00:17:44I could teach you
00:17:45Girls Day
00:17:46And a vendetta
00:17:48And that's rich
00:18:18She did that on purpose
00:18:19She looked me dead in the eye
00:18:21And bam
00:18:22I barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:24You can ask Gabby
00:18:25I missed like five in a row
00:18:27She looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:29It's called eye contact, Sloane
00:18:32It's a basic social skill
00:18:34She smiled when she hit me
00:18:36I smile a lot
00:18:38It's polite
00:18:39Enough
00:18:40This isn't court TV
00:18:43Miss Smith
00:18:44Do you really expect me to believe
00:18:47That you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:50Who accidentally hit another girl
00:18:54In the face with a tennis ball
00:18:57You should definitely believe that
00:18:59I'm tragically unathletic
00:19:02Liar
00:19:03You're wearing like
00:19:04Three different brands of lipstick
00:19:06And I'm the criminal
00:19:10Listen here
00:19:11Rose Smith
00:19:12Consider this your strike one
00:19:15Three strikes
00:19:17And you're out
00:19:26Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:30Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:33What did you say?
00:19:35On this on the ground
00:19:37Oh, I've been looking for this
00:19:42Eric, please
00:19:42I'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:44Please don't
00:19:46Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me
00:19:50Just like best friends
00:19:54Um, okay
00:19:55I think you swear
00:19:59Uh, okay
00:20:00I think you swear
00:20:02So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:06I already made plans to sit with Gabby
00:20:11Eric, she didn't say those things about you
00:20:13That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain
00:20:16Right
00:20:17Now, figures
00:20:21Pinky swear
00:20:23Awesome
00:20:25Awesome
00:20:31But the point being
00:20:33Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:35And that it was all Sloane's gossip chain
00:20:37Oh my god
00:20:38I'm so relieved
00:20:44So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:46Just friends
00:20:50Promise
00:20:52What the fuck is your problem?
00:20:54What are you talking about?
00:20:56Why are you being such a bitch?
00:20:58Look who's talking
00:21:00You tormented Gabby
00:21:02You torment everyone
00:21:04Actually, you are the massive bitch
00:21:07Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:09Since forever
00:21:11I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:15Oh please, you loved it
00:21:17You loved every second of it
00:21:19I tolerated it
00:21:21Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:23Under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:25Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:27It's slipping
00:21:28And yours was always fake
00:21:37Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:39It's slipping
00:21:40And yours was always fake
00:21:43You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:47And by the way, your taste is abhorrent
00:21:52Okay, I don't know what that means
00:21:53But it better mean awesome
00:21:55It means it sucks
00:21:57Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:01Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:05Okay, well you think you're better than me
00:22:06Because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:09I've always been better than you
00:22:11I was just too polite to say it
00:22:23This is war, Rose Smith
00:22:25Bring it on
00:22:35You bitch
00:23:04Hey
00:23:06Hey
00:23:06Hey.
00:23:08I need to ask you something.
00:23:10It's kind of important.
00:23:12No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:16What's up?
00:23:17I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:23After hitting Sloan in the face,
00:23:24I could really use the help.
00:23:26I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:29Cool.
00:23:31After school?
00:23:33After school.
00:23:34Cool.
00:23:35It's a date.
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:53I can't do it.
00:23:59Like this.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:04Like that.
00:24:05Okay?
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:07Ready?
00:24:08Mm-hmm.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:14Oh!
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:19You should join the tennis team.
00:24:22You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:27Yeah.
00:24:28Yeah.
00:24:30Hey!
00:24:32Shh.
00:24:34Shh.
00:24:35Shh.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Eh.
00:24:42Hey.
00:24:44You bitch.
00:24:46You won't get away with this.
00:25:00Whoops, looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:17What the hell?
00:25:25No, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me.
00:25:47Oh my god.
00:25:48Oh my god.
00:25:50Oh my god.
00:25:54Oh my god.
00:26:13What are you doing?
00:26:14Rose Smith.
00:26:15Rose Smith.
00:26:16Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:18Someone took my clothes.
00:26:20Strike two.
00:26:21Now, go get dressed.
00:26:31Checkmate.
00:26:37Here.
00:26:38Take this.
00:26:39It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:45I owe you one.
00:26:47Again.
00:26:47Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:48I'm reliable.
00:26:58Eric.
00:27:00Huh?
00:27:01I don't even know what that means.
00:27:03He likes you.
00:27:04He doesn't even know me.
00:27:06Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:11Maybe.
00:27:15My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:17I'll explain in the car.
00:27:20Long day.
00:27:21Okay.
00:27:23Oh my god.
00:27:25There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:26Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:28This is going to ruin her.
00:27:31Ew.
00:27:42Settle down, settle down everybody.
00:27:45People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:48Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:03Mind if I sit here?
00:28:05Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:19Hey, Rose.
00:28:20Mm-hmm.
00:28:21Saved you a seat.
00:28:23Okay.
00:28:24No, you don't.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:27Jason.
00:28:29What did you say about you?
00:28:32Sorry, Eric.
00:28:34On the way back?
00:28:35Yeah.
00:28:35Okay.
00:28:35Sure.
00:28:55Boopy.
00:28:56I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:00Sloan, seriously?
00:29:01There's no room.
00:29:07Everyone!
00:29:08I have an announcement to make.
00:29:11I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:13And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:16Better show up.
00:29:26So you're gonna go?
00:29:28I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:30Why not?
00:29:31I'll be going.
00:29:33Well, okay then.
00:29:35I'll go.
00:29:43Listen.
00:29:44You want Chase?
00:29:46And I want Rose.
00:29:47So...
00:29:48Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:50Exactly.
00:29:52I got a plan.
00:29:55Oh.
00:30:06All right.
00:30:07Here we go.
00:30:08This was a mistake.
00:30:10I don't belong here.
00:30:11Yes.
00:30:11Yes, you do.
00:30:12You're with me.
00:30:13That's my point.
00:30:14See, Eric is here.
00:30:16I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:19Come here.
00:30:21This could be a turning point.
00:30:24Just stick with me.
00:30:25Okay?
00:30:30Okay.
00:30:31Ready?
00:30:32Oh, yes.
00:30:36Oh, look.
00:30:37Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:40I've grown it.
00:30:41Okay.
00:30:43Hi.
00:30:45Hi.
00:30:47No, thank you.
00:30:48I don't drink.
00:30:49Of course you don't.
00:30:51So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:30:58Oh, my God.
00:30:59You are virgins.
00:31:00Shut up, son.
00:31:01Stop being a jerk.
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:04How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:06Yeah.
00:31:07Truth or dare.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:16Gabby to Eric.
00:31:18Truth or dare.
00:31:20Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:22Truth.
00:31:30Oh, my God.
00:31:31Come on, Gabby.
00:31:32We don't have all night.
00:31:33What's your favorite color?
00:31:35Okay.
00:31:36What kind of question is that?
00:31:38Blue?
00:31:39Virgin.
00:31:40Sloan.
00:31:41What?
00:31:43Okay.
00:31:45Ooh.
00:31:46Eric to Rose.
00:31:48Okay.
00:31:50Rose.
00:31:50Truth or dare?
00:31:52Dare.
00:31:53You gotta give me a kiss.
00:31:55Wait.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Come on, Rose.
00:31:59Rose.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Rose.
00:32:02Rose.
00:32:03Rose.
00:32:04Rose.
00:32:04Rose.
00:32:05Rose.
00:32:06Rose.
00:32:15What the hell?
00:32:16Hey.
00:32:17Watch your little asshole.
00:32:18Oh, yeah.
00:32:20What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:24No, Gabby.
00:32:25Wait.
00:32:26Let her go.
00:32:27Let her go.
00:32:28If she chases her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:31Okay.
00:32:32Chasen.
00:32:33You're up.
00:32:34Truth or dare.
00:32:35Dare.
00:32:36I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:43Rose.
00:32:44Rose.
00:32:46Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:48What?
00:32:51I'd love to.
00:33:11Oh.
00:33:14I'm so sorry.
00:33:16Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:18Oh, my God.
00:33:21Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:28Shit.
00:33:30Oh.
00:33:30Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:32I didn't.
00:33:32I forgot.
00:33:32The door wasn't.
00:33:34I...
00:33:37I...
00:33:39Hi.
00:33:58You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:15What the?
00:34:18Oh, God.
00:34:34Wait.
00:34:47What?
00:34:48What?
00:34:50Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:34:52Gross.
00:34:54What?
00:34:55It's true.
00:34:56I've seen you together.
00:34:57He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:00I have photos.
00:35:04He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:07But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:14I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:16Okay.
00:35:24I know who that man is.
00:35:28It's her dad.
00:35:29Come on, you guys.
00:35:30Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:32Remember, Rose?
00:35:33You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:35Yeah.
00:35:36Yeah.
00:35:36That was a really fun day.
00:35:38Yeah.
00:35:39Oh, my God.
00:35:39Shut up.
00:35:40They're lying.
00:35:43Eric?
00:35:46Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:35:50Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:35:53Eric, we're just friends.
00:35:55Let's be more than friends.
00:35:57Please, don't make this harder.
00:35:59Please.
00:35:59I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:00Hey, stop.
00:36:01Stop.
00:36:01Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:04Oh, shit.
00:36:10What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:12Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:14Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:15Shut up.
00:36:16She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:18Liar.
00:36:19You don't even know her.
00:36:20Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:22No.
00:36:23She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:25Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:39Oh, my God.
00:36:45Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:48Her?
00:36:59You can't do this anymore.
00:37:01Everyone is so evil.
00:37:02They're horrible.
00:37:03Unlike you.
00:37:07Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:11No, forget it.
00:37:13Forget everything.
00:37:14You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:17I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:19He's an asshole.
00:37:21But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:24Yeah.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:26He was just kidding.
00:37:28Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:32Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:36Come on.
00:37:38Just say yes.
00:37:42Okay.
00:37:44Okay.
00:37:45All right.
00:37:50Where I was.
00:37:51Early for my first real date.
00:37:56Hello?
00:37:57This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:37:59Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:01But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant,
00:38:07Shea Maurice.
00:38:077pm.
00:38:09Oh.
00:38:10Okay.
00:38:11Thanks.
00:38:26Understand the assignment?
00:38:28Good.
00:38:31Thanks.
00:38:56Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:06I've been stood up.
00:39:08Hey, Rose.
00:39:09Small world.
00:39:10What are you doing here?
00:39:11I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:18No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:27What?
00:39:28You mind if I sit?
00:39:30Sure, go ahead.
00:39:32I don't know.
00:39:42I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:45She's a half hour late.
00:39:47Really?
00:39:49I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:39:59What?
00:40:02I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:04I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:07I know.
00:40:10But there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:14What?
00:40:15I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:17But why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:22Yeah, it's fine to be my guest.
00:40:24It's Jason.
00:40:26He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:30What's he saying?
00:40:31Aren't you a clueless virgin?
00:40:33And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:36No.
00:40:39I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:06You okay?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:11What?
00:41:15Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:19I've been so stupid.
00:41:24I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:26It's probably for the best.
00:41:28That guy's a pig.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:42It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:45Can you give me a ride home?
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:47Yeah, sure.
00:41:48Let's go.
00:42:08What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:16Hello?
00:42:17Hello?
00:42:19I don't care.
00:42:21Well, you will.
00:42:22And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:24And you're going to ace this.
00:42:26And...
00:42:26Oh, no.
00:42:28What now?
00:42:30Sloan posted this.
00:42:34Jason and Sloan?
00:42:35They were together last night.
00:42:38And they're going to prom together.
00:42:43But he said he liked me.
00:42:59Hey, Virgin.
00:43:00Did you hear the news?
00:43:02Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:03And we're going to prom together.
00:43:06Hmm.
00:43:07That's a lie.
00:43:08Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:11Ooh.
00:43:12Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:14Enough.
00:43:15Sloan.
00:43:16I'm done.
00:43:18Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:23You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:26Everyone knows it.
00:43:28And no one seems to care.
00:43:29And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:33Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:36Because I don't believe it.
00:43:38And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:42Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:43:48You take that back.
00:43:51Or what?
00:43:55You take that back.
00:43:57Or what?
00:44:00Bitch fight!
00:44:01Bitch fight!
00:44:02Bitch fight!
00:44:04Bitch fight!
00:44:05Bitch fight!
00:44:06Bitch fight!
00:44:06Bitch fight!
00:44:09Girls!
00:44:10Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:12Ow, ow!
00:44:13Ow, my butt!
00:44:14Oh my god!
00:44:14I think she broke my butt!
00:44:18Bros!
00:44:19This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:24Third strike.
00:44:25You're out.
00:44:27Expelled.
00:44:29Now go get your things.
00:44:31But...
00:44:32I didn't touch her.
00:44:34I didn't touch you!
00:44:35I said go!
00:44:38You heard the man go!
00:44:50And?
00:44:52Expelled.
00:44:55But the Academy Decathlon...
00:44:59We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:04I think.
00:45:14You...
00:45:14Stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!
00:45:17What?
00:45:18You heard me?
00:45:19You were jealous of no's, and because of that...
00:45:22I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:24Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:26You're too stupid.
00:45:29Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:31Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:41Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:46You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:45:54Gabby, wait.
00:45:56I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:59A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:02We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:05You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:08But I tried.
00:46:09No!
00:46:09I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:12I don't get to go to college.
00:46:14And it's all because of you.
00:46:17But...
00:46:18You...
00:46:19and your drama.
00:46:21Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:31That was so hot.
00:46:35That was so hot.
00:47:09And I tried so hard.
00:47:10That was so hot.
00:47:12I don't know.
00:47:13I didn't even say I was going to go to college.
00:47:14I didn't have to go to college.
00:47:16You didn't have to take college.
00:47:16Well, I didn't go to college.
00:47:20I didn't want to college.
00:47:21I think I was a kid.
00:47:22And really did, for some reason.
00:47:26Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:40Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:44How'd you find out?
00:47:45Eric told me.
00:47:47Tell me.
00:47:48Tell me!
00:47:51She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:47:57Why didn't you tell me?
00:47:59I was going to.
00:48:01But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:03And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:06And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:08Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:14I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:16She drugged me.
00:48:18And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:21Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:25They set me up, too.
00:48:27I'm sorry.
00:48:38Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:41Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:42I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:48:50And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:48:57Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:01I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:07You're so beautiful.
00:49:12You're so beautiful.
00:49:40Why are you wet?
00:49:44It doesn't matter.
00:49:48I have an idea.
00:49:51What?
00:49:52Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:09You weren't going to go kill me at all?
00:50:12Okay, I give up.
00:50:14You should give up.
00:50:16I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:18You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:24Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:27Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:31And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:35Okay.
00:50:38Oh!
00:50:39Come on!
00:50:40You keep on!
00:50:43You keep on!
00:50:48That way I didn't even go.
00:50:50Yeah!
00:51:01You're different when you're like this.
00:51:04Like what?
00:51:06Yourself.
00:51:11I know running dates can feel this special.
00:51:15Neither did I.
00:51:19I don't want it to end.
00:51:25It doesn't have to.
00:51:42I'm a virgin.
00:52:00I love you, Rose.
00:52:07I love you, too.
00:52:54I worked up an appetite.
00:53:00So how was it?
00:53:02It was amazing.
00:53:06Hey, do I look different?
00:53:10No, you look beautiful.
00:53:20Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:23Uh-oh.
00:53:24What?
00:53:30Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:37Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:41Jason, I can't.
00:53:46I was expelled.
00:53:48What?
00:53:50Fuck.
00:53:51Yeah.
00:53:52And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:53:57So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:12Hey, Jason.
00:54:14Hey.
00:54:15How's Rose?
00:54:18Bummed.
00:54:19I feel awful.
00:54:21I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:23Yeah.
00:54:25Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:30Well, maybe.
00:54:34Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:49I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:52Yes, indeed.
00:54:53I am aware.
00:54:54But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:54:59Are we ready to leave?
00:55:03Hey, Gabby.
00:55:04Rose.
00:55:05Get over here right away.
00:55:06Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:07Wait, what?
00:55:08What happened?
00:55:13Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:15Something happened to Jason.
00:55:16Please, please.
00:55:26Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:28Isn't it Audrey?
00:55:29Where's Jason?
00:55:30It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:31She's so beautiful.
00:55:37People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:55:44Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:55:47Oh, my God.
00:55:48Is she doing here?
00:55:49That's really Osby Rose.
00:55:52Give me that.
00:55:54Jason.
00:55:55Jason.
00:55:55Jason.
00:55:58Hang on.
00:55:59Hang on.
00:55:59She can't be here.
00:56:01She's expelled.
00:56:03Security.
00:56:05Security.
00:56:07Nope.
00:56:09Give it.
00:56:10Hang on, everyone.
00:56:12Gabby.
00:56:34What the?
00:56:36No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:37Turn off the videos.
00:56:39You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:56:42And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:46And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:50You bitch.
00:56:51Security.
00:56:52Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:56:54No.
00:56:55Please.
00:56:55No, get off me.
00:56:56Do not touch me.
00:56:57Do you know how much I am worth?
00:56:59Chasen.
00:57:06Okay.
00:57:08No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:13First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:25And now the moments you've all been waiting for.
00:57:28This year's prom queen is...
00:57:35Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:39Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:57:58Congratulations.
00:58:01Hi.
00:58:04I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:13family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:18This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:22But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:29Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:34I mean, let's face it.
00:58:35High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:37But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are, because every single
00:58:48one of you is special.
00:58:50And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:58:55Wait, what?
00:59:02I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:06She's smart, and funny, and charitable, and loyal.
00:59:11Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:41Want to dance?
00:59:45Get lost, asshole.
00:59:52Everyone?
00:59:54All right, all right.
00:59:55I know you want to get back to dancing.
00:59:57But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:01We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:14Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:17Congratulations.
01:00:17Congratulations.
01:00:31Yes, girl.
01:00:47And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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