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The Maid Did It - FULL EP 2026
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00:00:07Open up the door, murderer! We know you're in there!
00:00:12Oh, shit!
00:00:15Have you ever had one of those really bad days?
00:00:23Yeah, so that's how mine started.
00:00:27Open it, man!
00:00:30But let's rewind to the moment the shit hit the phone.
00:00:40Nothing's more important than family.
00:00:42Nothing.
00:00:43Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:46Makes me so happy to spend this day with you.
00:00:49With my loving sister, Sylvia, my nephew, Jan, and his stunning wife, Monique.
00:00:54My nephew, Ryan, and his beautiful fiancée, Stephanie.
00:00:57Welcome to the family.
00:00:59Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy.
00:01:06A piece of advice.
00:01:07Don't grow old alone.
00:01:09Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:01:13Oh my god, you fucking idiot!
00:01:15How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:01:17I'm so sorry.
00:01:19Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth?
00:01:21More than you make in a decade.
00:01:23Not so much, you completely ruined my fiancée's suit!
00:01:26It's really not.
00:01:27No, it's annoying.
00:01:27We're sitting at dinner.
00:01:28I have like 50 of them.
00:01:29You're in your outfit.
00:01:30It's fine.
00:01:36Oh my god!
00:01:39Come on, buddy.
00:01:40I got you.
00:01:40It's in the squid!
00:01:44He's dead.
00:01:46Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:51I know who killed him.
00:01:53Her!
00:01:54The maid did it.
00:01:57The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:02:02What?
00:02:02There must be some sort of mistake.
00:02:04The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:02:08Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:02:11I mean, look at him.
00:02:13Clearly, he got poisoned.
00:02:14Oh my god!
00:02:15Oh my god!
00:02:15Oh my god!
00:02:16Hey!
00:02:17And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:22I'm calling the police.
00:02:24Why did you do it?
00:02:25Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:27I didn't do it.
00:02:28I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:31Prove it.
00:02:33Prove it?
00:02:34How...
00:02:35How am I supposed to...
00:02:36Tony's plate, right here.
00:02:38Come on.
00:02:39You wanna eat with us?
00:02:40You wanna be one of the big wigs?
00:02:42Sit down.
00:02:44Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:47And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:49Hey, Steph, honey.
00:02:51Monique, call the police already, alright?
00:02:53We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:55If she's claiming she's not the killer, she has to prove it.
00:02:59I don't think that's how the law works.
00:03:02In this house, we are the law.
00:03:05So do it.
00:03:06Prove your innocence.
00:03:09I didn't poison him.
00:03:11But what if someone else did?
00:03:32I feel fine.
00:03:33I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:35Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:37You are not going anywhere.
00:03:39You need to admit it.
00:03:41Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:44No, none of you understand.
00:03:45I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:47My mother worked here for my entire childhood, and then when she got sick, he gave me a position
00:03:52when nobody else would.
00:03:53Are you saying that I...
00:03:54I killed the only person who treated me like a human being?
00:03:58Why?
00:03:59I don't know, maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:04:02No.
00:04:03Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:04:04And I know for a fact, each and every one of you has a dirty little secret that you would
00:04:11do anything to hide.
00:04:13Ow!
00:04:14Ow!
00:04:15Why did you...
00:04:16How dare you speak to us like this?
00:04:19You are nothing.
00:04:21You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:23Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:27They put the blame on others.
00:04:29The jig is up!
00:04:30Confess already.
00:04:31I will not confess.
00:04:33Because I didn't do it.
00:04:35Hmm.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:38Well...
00:04:39Maybe this will jog your memory!
00:04:42Steph, honey...
00:04:44Come on, let's just calm down.
00:04:46We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:50Why are you protecting her?
00:04:54Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:57What?
00:05:02I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:05:04But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony!
00:05:08And now you're ruining my marriage?!
00:05:09Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid!
00:05:12First of all, I would never.
00:05:15She is the help.
00:05:17You.
00:05:18You're the only one for me.
00:05:27Ah!
00:05:29Blueberry!
00:05:30What?
00:05:31This is what killed Tony!
00:05:33Tony!
00:05:33As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic
00:05:41to blueberries, except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:48The maid.
00:05:49Yes!
00:05:50It is a clear proof that she is!
00:05:54Where is she?
00:05:58What do I do?
00:05:59What do I do?
00:06:00Think.
00:06:01Think.
00:06:02Uncle Tony is dead.
00:06:03And I...
00:06:03Open up the door, murderer!
00:06:05We know you're in there!
00:06:06Courtney!
00:06:07I mean, Brittany!
00:06:09Open up the door!
00:06:12Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:06:15These crazy, rich assholes are gonna send me to die in prison for something that I didn't
00:06:20do.
00:06:20Unless they kill me first.
00:06:22But I have to escape.
00:06:24Now.
00:06:26Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:28Oh shit.
00:06:30Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:56Ow!
00:07:03Hey, hey, hey!
00:07:05Don't move.
00:07:06Hands up!
00:07:08Don't move.
00:07:09Stay right where you are.
00:07:11I didn't do anything, I swear.
00:07:13Brittany?
00:07:15Brittany Logan?
00:07:17From junior high?
00:07:18Alan Beckham?
00:07:26God, Alan, it's been a really long time.
00:07:29Yeah, tell me about it.
00:07:31It's actually, um, Detective Beckham now.
00:07:35You okay?
00:07:36I saw you, uh, running through the, uh, trees over there.
00:07:39Oh, wait.
00:07:40I got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house.
00:07:44Is that you?
00:07:45Are you the killer?
00:07:47I didn't do anything.
00:07:48Stop right where you are.
00:07:48Do not move a muscle.
00:07:50Don't move.
00:07:53I didn't do anything.
00:07:55No?
00:07:56You didn't say, just trying to flee a crime scene?
00:07:59No.
00:08:00Yes, but...
00:08:01I had no other choice.
00:08:03Alan, please, you have to believe we're even-
00:08:05Detective Beckham and Nicole said that the maid confessed to the murder.
00:08:09No.
00:08:09I-I did not confess.
00:08:12They're just framing me.
00:08:13Well, because I'm the poor maid, and they're a bunch of rich, morally corrupt assholes,
00:08:17and they think they can get away with it, but I am innocent!
00:08:21Please, Alan, you know me.
00:08:24I do.
00:08:25I loved you.
00:08:27And then one day you were gone without explaining why.
00:08:30And you left me heartbroken.
00:08:31Besides, I have nothing to gain from killing Tony.
00:08:34I just lost my home.
00:08:36What about your mother?
00:08:37She is sick in the hospital.
00:08:39I have no one else, nowhere else to go.
00:08:46I'm, uh, sorry to hear that.
00:08:50Look, let's just go inside and we'll figure this out, okay?
00:08:52No, I am not going back in there.
00:08:54Brittany Logan, she never lied.
00:08:56She wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:08:58That's part of why I was so in love with her back then.
00:09:01Please, just let me go.
00:09:04I can't do that.
00:09:07You could just say you never found me.
00:09:19Oh, my God!
00:09:21Mr. Officer, thank God you're here.
00:09:23My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here.
00:09:27That's right.
00:09:27Lock her up before she kills someone else.
00:09:29Ma'am, right now this woman is a person of interest, okay?
00:09:32A suspect.
00:09:33I'm going to need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested.
00:09:36No!
00:09:36I saw her do it!
00:09:38We all did!
00:09:39Yeah!
00:09:39Totally!
00:09:40Yeah!
00:09:40She probably did it.
00:09:42Right.
00:09:44I'm, uh, sorry about this.
00:09:46Brittany Logan, you are now under arrest for the murder of Tony Harbour.
00:09:50Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:09:53Lawyer phone call, blah, blah, blah!
00:09:56Just don't call us, bitch, and get the fuck off the property!
00:09:59What happened?
00:10:00I don't know!
00:10:05Look, let's just get you back to the station, okay?
00:10:08Away from these assholes.
00:10:09And I promise you, I will give you a fair chance to tell your story.
00:10:13All units, we have a category eight store beginning now.
00:10:16Keep off all roads except the emergencies.
00:10:19Stay indoors until morning.
00:10:20Unfortunately, I don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather.
00:10:24We're going to have to stay here.
00:10:26Come on, let's go.
00:10:41I'm sorry.
00:10:41I'm going to need to frisk you.
00:10:43No.
00:10:43It's okay.
00:10:48Uh, could you spread your feet for me?
00:11:01Uh, turn around, please.
00:11:10There's nothing on you.
00:11:11You didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars?
00:11:15I remember that sarcastic humor.
00:11:17It got you in trouble even then.
00:11:19Look, Alan, I wanted to reach out to you and explain.
00:11:22There's no need.
00:11:23We were just kids, right?
00:11:25I mean, first love.
00:11:26It meant nothing.
00:11:36Anyway, please sit down.
00:11:37I, um, I need to ask you a few questions.
00:11:40No, you don't.
00:11:42Because I can tell you who the real killer is.
00:11:53You know who the killer is?
00:11:57Who?
00:11:59Well, I'm not 100% certain who literally poisoned Uncle Tony, but I know that every single one of them
00:12:08wanted Uncle Tony's ring.
00:12:10It's worth 30 million dollars.
00:12:12And each one of them has a dirty secret.
00:12:14Listen, I want to hear everything you're about to say, Brittany, but you're shivering to the bone.
00:12:19Why don't you go change in something more?
00:12:20Well, I've got some clothes in there.
00:12:23You're all wet too.
00:12:25Tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits.
00:12:29Would you mind just helping with the zipper?
00:12:53I hope Brittany's telling the truth, that she's not the killer.
00:12:58Because somehow, after all this time, my feelings for her never really went away.
00:13:04How does this even make sense?
00:13:06Out of everyone in the world, Alan, my first love.
00:13:09And now he's the one investigating me.
00:13:13I just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation.
00:13:28I think you were just about to tell me who the killer is.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:35Here it goes.
00:13:39It all started this morning, when everyone began running.
00:13:43I thought this would be a typical birthday with Tony hosting his family.
00:13:48I always wondered why he kept me distant from them.
00:13:50But this year, I really realized why.
00:13:53His family are a pack of vultures.
00:13:55Hiding secrets from here to Nepal.
00:13:58Secrets you wouldn't believe.
00:13:59And secrets they'd kill to protect.
00:14:02Hey there.
00:14:03Courtney, right?
00:14:05Brittany.
00:14:06Brittany.
00:14:06How could I forget?
00:14:09You know, I'm really glad to see you.
00:14:11Why, is there something wrong with your bedroom?
00:14:13You're not in it.
00:14:14You know, I remember you from when I used to visit.
00:14:17You were this snot-nosed little kid.
00:14:18But now you have just grown into this just real woman.
00:14:25I mean, perfect body, great tits, that ass, my God.
00:14:29Right.
00:14:30I actually have work to do.
00:14:32What?
00:14:33Wasn't your mom a maid here?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37She was, but she's sick now in the hospital.
00:14:40You know, the maid thing's always really done it for me.
00:14:43You know?
00:14:44Like you come in, try to clean.
00:14:46I'm laying there.
00:14:47And I offer you an extra hundred.
00:14:49You know, just scrub a little extra.
00:14:53Aren't you here to announce your engagement?
00:14:55Oh, come on.
00:14:56Marriage isn't a death contract.
00:14:58There's always a few other adventures to be made.
00:15:04Oh God, kill me.
00:15:06This place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described, Ryan.
00:15:10Let's just say that Steph scared me from the very first moment we met.
00:15:14What the fuck is going on here?
00:15:21Ah, baby, this is not what you think.
00:15:23Courtney is-
00:15:24Brittany.
00:15:25She's the housemaid, okay?
00:15:26I've known her since she was a dirty little kid.
00:15:28Hmm, okay.
00:15:29Well, Brittany slash Courtney, why don't you do yourself a favor and go make your low wage salary and go
00:15:36get my fucking luggage?
00:15:41I won't.
00:15:42I will not give you a second chance.
00:15:45Wait, I don't understand.
00:15:47Why is she so mean to you?
00:15:48Because I'm just the maid.
00:15:51It makes them feel good to treat me like dirt.
00:15:54As long as Tony doesn't see.
00:15:56Okay, but that's not the important part.
00:16:00Then Steph said,
00:16:01there's a storm coming and I don't want to be in this shitbox any longer than necessary.
00:16:06So get the ring so we can get the fuck out of here.
00:16:09I got you.
00:16:10I got you.
00:16:14I'm like, is she okay?
00:16:16I mean, it's just standing there.
00:16:18Are you deaf?
00:16:19Get the fucking luggage!
00:16:23Jesus Christ!
00:16:26And I'm the lady of this mansion.
00:16:29We're gonna burn it down.
00:16:31Get rid of all this armor.
00:16:32I'm on my way with party favors.
00:16:35Burn the rugs.
00:16:36Bleach the floors.
00:16:38Paint the walls.
00:16:40Get rid of all this disgusting antique shit.
00:16:45Ryan, what are you doing?
00:16:47Yes, Ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife.
00:16:53During this time, Uncle Tony was sitting in his room.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:57Oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life.
00:17:02Yes.
00:17:04Yes!
00:17:06I told you I'm getting good at bingo blitz.
00:17:10Mr. Harper, your family is here?
00:17:12Here we go.
00:17:13Oh.
00:17:14Mom, just...
00:17:15Okay, you're good.
00:17:17My lovely brand new family.
00:17:19Hi!
00:17:21Hi, Mom.
00:17:22Hi, son.
00:17:23How's your uncle? Still alive?
00:17:24Hope so.
00:17:25You look so good.
00:17:27Good morning, dear family.
00:17:30It's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home.
00:17:42Weird.
00:17:43Who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner?
00:17:48You too.
00:17:49You there!
00:17:50Don't touch my suitcase!
00:17:51Oh, I'm sorry, I just...
00:17:56Blueberries.
00:17:57So you're suggesting that Sylvia Harbour, Tony's sister, is his murderer?
00:18:01Well, I know that she was the only one who knew about Tony's berry allergy.
00:18:09Something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me, but I never imagined for a second she would go as
00:18:15far as to...
00:18:15I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your story. Do you mind if I, um...
00:18:28Leave.
00:18:30Yeah, of course.
00:18:32I'm sorry, um, please, continue.
00:18:38Don't touch my suitcase!
00:18:39Oh, I'm sorry, I just...
00:18:41I said I can manage it!
00:18:44I don't need help from the help.
00:18:47Yes, ma'am. It is my job, though.
00:18:50I understand that this is the countryside, but is there a less idiotic maid available?
00:18:55Now, now, Brittany is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet.
00:18:59Her and her mother, who I hope recovers very soon.
00:19:05Yeah, well, as soon as I'm Lady of the House, that kind soul is going to be shoveling horseshit.
00:19:11Jan!
00:19:12Help me with my suitcase.
00:19:16Mom, I thought you said that she were gonna...
00:19:18Shut up and carry it, son!
00:19:22I knew I should have told Uncle Tony that Steph and Ryan didn't really like him.
00:19:27They were just here for the ring.
00:19:32I need to talk to you about something.
00:19:37Brittany, can we talk later?
00:19:40I'm just so tired, and I need to rest before the evening's festivities.
00:19:44Plus, I don't want anyone to know I'm not feeling my best.
00:19:48Well, then why don't we cancel the dinner?
00:19:49No, no, I can't.
00:19:51This birthday dinner is too important.
00:19:55Especially this year.
00:19:58I didn't want to worry him, so I didn't say anything.
00:20:01And that mistake probably cost him his life.
00:20:04But then, as I was distributing the suitcases among the rooms,
00:20:08I realized just how right I had been about his family's evil intentions.
00:20:14I don't want to do this.
00:20:16Jan, you must.
00:20:18You must go into his room at the first opportunity and take the ring.
00:20:23You know the one with the purple diamonds.
00:20:25Yes, I know the ring, Mom.
00:20:26It's just that that's...
00:20:28That's the ring that Ryan wants to use for his wedding.
00:20:32That ring belongs to our family.
00:20:35It is not going to go to Steph or any other trollop who marries in.
00:20:40Hey, Jesus Christ, Mom, I get it.
00:20:43It's just, I know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally, but it's like...
00:20:46Sentimental value, my ass.
00:20:48That ring is worth 30 million dollars.
00:20:52Fuck me in the ass and call me Shirley.
00:20:55What?
00:20:5630 million dollars?
00:20:58Then I realized they were planning to kill him.
00:21:01And just for the ring.
00:21:0430 million dollars?
00:21:06Yes, idiot.
00:21:07And once I sell the ring, I am going to give you one tenth.
00:21:12Dude, that's...
00:21:1330...
00:21:1430...
00:21:1430 million dollars?
00:21:15Mm-hmm.
00:21:16Fuck.
00:21:18That's enough to buy a fucking Porsche.
00:21:20Or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife, so she doesn't have to dress like a hooker on
00:21:24spring break at Daytona Beach.
00:21:26Pay attention, Jan.
00:21:28So here's what's going to happen.
00:21:31You are going to go into Tony's room.
00:21:36And you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow.
00:21:44That's a fucking stupid idea.
00:21:47Before he takes his daily afternoon nap, he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction.
00:21:53And everyone's going to come running to tend to him.
00:21:58Creating the perfect distraction for you to go in and steal that motherfucking ring.
00:22:05If I do this, Uncle Tony dies.
00:22:08Yes.
00:22:09He dies.
00:22:14He dies.
00:22:17If he eats them.
00:22:18Not if you just smear them under his pillow.
00:22:20Got it?
00:22:23Yeah...
00:22:24I don't know.
00:22:25Maybe we should just...
00:22:2750-50.
00:22:36Wait.
00:22:37Hey, honey.
00:22:38Yanni!
00:22:39I've been looking for you for the past hour.
00:22:41But here you are, hiding up here with your mommy.
00:22:44Yeah, we were just...
00:22:46We were talking...
00:22:47Don't you get tired of being a mama's boy?
00:22:49Because I sure am tired of it.
00:22:51And I'm here, in case you forgot.
00:22:53And I am bored.
00:22:58What's that?
00:23:05What's that?
00:23:07Oh, just...
00:23:08Blueberries.
00:23:09Why do you have blueberries?
00:23:12It's...
00:23:12Every...
00:23:13Year we do...
00:23:14Annual...
00:23:16Bake...
00:23:17We do...
00:23:17It's the blueberry pie we do every year.
00:23:19You are literally the worst bullshitter I've ever met in my life.
00:23:23Monique!
00:23:23I simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase and we got to reminiscing.
00:23:27Can't you cut him some slack?
00:23:30I will when you will, mom.
00:23:36I'm horny.
00:23:38Are you done?
00:23:39You know what? Sorry.
00:23:40I gotta go.
00:23:41Come on, babe.
00:23:42I'll be one sec.
00:23:43Okay.
00:23:47Look, I know you hate me, but you are ruining that poor boy's life.
00:23:52And until you cut that umbilical cord, he's never gonna be a real man.
00:23:56And what's gonna happen to his manhood when he finds out you've been cheating on him with his more successful,
00:24:02richer brother?
00:24:08I would never do that.
00:24:10I would never do that.
00:24:10Oh, but you do.
00:24:12Frequently.
00:24:13I see everything.
00:24:14What I don't see is what they see in a basic bimbo like you.
00:24:19You fucking cunt.
00:24:32I know you're in there.
00:24:34You can come out now.
00:24:36I know you're here.
00:24:44Well, well, it looks like our lovely little maid is a bit of a snoop.
00:24:50I'm so sorry, Mrs. Harbour. I was just...
00:24:53Don't mind it.
00:24:56I have connections at your mother's hospital.
00:24:59Do you want her dead?
00:25:00No, of course not.
00:25:01Then you're going to poison Tony.
00:25:03You're gonna go into his room and you're gonna get that ring and you're gonna bring it to me.
00:25:08And if you tell Tony your mother dies,
00:25:13what's gonna believe a pathetic little maid?
00:25:18I don't believe you.
00:25:20You're stealing your own son's wedding gift. Don't you care about him?
00:25:24Spoken like a girl who's always been poor.
00:25:27Sweetie, when it comes to money, nobody gives a fuck about anyone.
00:25:31I care about Tony. I can't do this to him.
00:25:33Then choose Tony.
00:25:35Or your mother.
00:25:38I loved Tony.
00:25:39Like a father.
00:25:41But it was my own mother.
00:25:42Sick and dying in the hospital.
00:25:44What was I supposed to do?
00:25:49Never remember your mother.
00:25:53She was beautiful and very kind.
00:25:56I remember this one time when I was a kid, I was riding my bike and I had fallen and
00:26:02skinned my knee pretty bad.
00:26:03And she happened to be walking by and she stopped everything that she was doing and she came over and
00:26:11helped me up and made sure I was okay.
00:26:15Actually, I think you might have been there. Do you remember that?
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24You were the golden boy and I was just the maid's daughter.
00:26:30Not to me you weren't.
00:26:32What about that time that we carved our names in that tree?
00:26:37You remember that?
00:26:38Of course.
00:26:40Alan, look, I really, I have to apologize.
00:26:42I'm so sorry, Jesus Christ.
00:26:43I'm, uh, I should not be talking about the past.
00:26:48Um, you are a suspect in a homicide and I am the lead investigator.
00:26:55Let's just, um, let's stick to the matter at hand, okay?
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:02Bernie, I want you to tell it to me straight.
00:27:05Did you do it?
00:27:08Did you steal that ring?
00:27:14Yes, I did.
00:27:34You go that ring with me back to the floor.
00:27:43Take that ring.
00:27:44Take that ring.
00:27:48Take that ring.
00:27:52Take that ring.
00:27:58Okay, I'll see you next time.
00:28:00Big time!
00:28:10Britney, what are you doing here?
00:28:14Britney, I ask you a question.
00:28:16What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:21I ask you a question.
00:28:22What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:28:26I was...
00:28:28I was looking for something.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:35Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:37I'm sorry not to scare you.
00:28:40I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:42My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control.
00:28:45I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:48Wow, what was I in the middle of?
00:28:52Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:58I'm making a huge mistake.
00:29:00I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:29:03I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me because he's the only one who truly trusts me.
00:29:08And...
00:29:12It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:29:16Okay.
00:29:17Thank you, Britney.
00:29:18You mean so much to me.
00:29:21You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:24Thanks.
00:29:26Here we go.
00:29:36You got what you wanted.
00:29:38Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:42Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:47Or Tony.
00:29:50Idiot child.
00:29:53I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:56And as for Tony, he's my brother.
00:29:58I would never actually hurt him.
00:30:01And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:30:07Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:30:10So make no mistake.
00:30:12You are the one who actually stole this.
00:30:16And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:30:28What have I done?
00:30:29I can't believe how naive I was.
00:30:32How stupid.
00:30:33No, hey, look at me.
00:30:34It's not your fault.
00:30:36They went after your mother.
00:30:38You did the best that you could.
00:30:40And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:43Yeah.
00:30:44For a few hours.
00:30:46He still got murdered.
00:30:47Yeah, about that.
00:30:48If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:53The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:55Okay, well then who did?
00:30:57If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawn, the only other person that knew about the allergy was you.
00:31:05You knew.
00:31:08Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:31:10If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:31:13You're right.
00:31:16I am.
00:31:16But there's something else you don't know.
00:31:20The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:31:25It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:31:29The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways, allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:37Oh my God.
00:31:38I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:42Oh my God.
00:31:44It feels so good.
00:31:50In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:52There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:56It's so good.
00:31:56Allergy and not, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:59Oh, fuck.
00:32:01Oh my God, this feels so good.
00:32:09I can finally feel your dick.
00:32:14You're so hard.
00:32:15Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:32:16Oh yeah, I did.
00:32:17So heavy.
00:32:18God damn it.
00:32:19What the fuck are you doing here?
00:32:21I'm a little busy.
00:32:24What?
00:32:26We need to talk.
00:32:29Now.
00:32:30Give me some seconds.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:45Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:50But I was wrong.
00:32:52Steph is so much worse.
00:32:58So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:33:03Well, I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:33:07I'm not going to let her get away with it.
00:33:10Huh.
00:33:10I admire your spunk.
00:33:12I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:33:16Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:33:19I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:33:23Really?
00:33:24You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:33:27For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:33:30Even you.
00:33:32I know.
00:33:34I know what?
00:33:38Everything.
00:33:40I know about my future husband.
00:33:43And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:46What?
00:33:49No.
00:33:52Steph, come on.
00:33:53Are you kidding me?
00:33:54You're my best friend.
00:33:56I wouldn't do that.
00:33:59What are you doing?
00:34:01Now tell me.
00:34:02Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:34:06Yes or no?
00:34:08No.
00:34:10No.
00:34:10No, no.
00:34:11You're my best friend.
00:34:13I wouldn't do that.
00:34:14Then show me your phone.
00:34:16Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:34:20I'll tell you what.
00:34:21If I'm wrong, you get all the money, every last cent.
00:34:30But if I'm right, then I get this little piggy.
00:34:39Deal?
00:34:44We're both adults here.
00:34:47Yes.
00:34:47Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:50But it means nothing.
00:34:51I swear, it means nothing.
00:34:53I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:55All I want is to just be with a hotter, richer brother.
00:34:58Just for a second.
00:34:59I mean, if you were me, I mean, you would totally do the same thing.
00:35:03Here's the thing.
00:35:04I would never beat you.
00:35:10Okay.
00:35:11How do you want to do?
00:35:12You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:35:13Fine.
00:35:14Well, I do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves.
00:35:17And maybe if you tried it...
00:35:19That one hurt.
00:35:20Good.
00:35:21You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:35:24And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:35:28It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me.
00:35:35At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:40Slut.
00:35:44Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:46I know everything.
00:35:55What is going on?
00:35:57What happened to Monique?
00:35:59Oh, that dirty little whore over there.
00:36:01That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:36:05Uh, yeah.
00:36:08Right.
00:36:09And the only thing that matters right now is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:36:16Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:36:19It's not a good time.
00:36:20All right, trust me, doll.
00:36:22After we go to this stupid dinner, everything's going to go back to normal.
00:36:24We're going to get the ring.
00:36:25Everything's going to be great.
00:36:27Trust you?
00:36:29That's funny because I know that you're fucking that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:42You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:46Please, you don't drive a used Pontiac when you've got a pristine Rolls Royce just sitting in the driveway.
00:37:02Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:37:04It's on your body.
00:37:08No, it's not.
00:37:09That's a deep fake.
00:37:10That's AI.
00:37:12Do you see the coloration here?
00:37:14I have a pink hue.
00:37:16I don't know if you've seen this.
00:37:17That is obviously a little bit on the greener tint olive.
00:37:22Have you seen me when it's this temperature?
00:37:27I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:37:30It's so obviously not me.
00:37:33Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:36And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:40Yes.
00:37:41Then go get the fucking ring.
00:37:46Now.
00:37:53So she commanded him to get the ring.
00:37:57And...
00:37:59And...
00:38:00I've really had to use the bathroom for a while now.
00:38:05Uh, okay, but I can't let you go alone.
00:38:08You're still a suspect.
00:38:09Okay, well, if I don't go right now, then I'm going to pee on the floor.
00:38:24Okay, let's go.
00:38:35Do you seriously think that I'm going to run away?
00:38:37Well, I mean, you already ran for me many years ago.
00:38:40That wasn't my choice.
00:38:42What does that mean?
00:38:48You know what?
00:38:50I don't even want to know.
00:38:51The truth is, it took me many years to get over that, so let's just keep things between us.
00:38:55Helen.
00:39:23You don't want to.
00:39:24I do.
00:39:26And, um, that's the problem.
00:39:30You're under investigation, Brittany, for murder.
00:39:34And the first thing that they drill into us at the Academy is that the killer always tries to get
00:39:39close.
00:39:40To be liked, trusted.
00:39:47But this ends now.
00:39:49Whatever happened between us, it doesn't matter, okay?
00:39:52I do not lose control on cases.
00:40:04I can tell you this.
00:40:06Steph would have done anything to get that ring.
00:40:17Yes.
00:40:18Uncle Toady, I am going to formally ask for Steph's hand.
00:40:24And being the only male heir in the family, I need to ask for the interim ring.
00:40:32Formally.
00:40:34Now.
00:40:35Now?
00:40:36Yeah.
00:40:37What's the rush?
00:40:38Oh, there's no rush.
00:40:41I just want to make sure that it fits on Monique's finger.
00:40:44You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:46Steph.
00:40:46Steph's, Steph's, Steph's finger.
00:40:48Yeah, obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:50Obviously.
00:40:51I don't know why I would say anyone else's.
00:40:53It's a Freudian slip of some kind.
00:40:57I don't...
00:41:08Uncle Tony, what's wrong?
00:41:16I was afraid Tony would have a heart attack right then and there.
00:41:20That ring means so much to him.
00:41:22And not only because it's worth millions.
00:41:30Where's the ring?
00:41:31No, no, no.
00:41:32He's going to tell him that half the inheritance is gone.
00:41:36The ring is fine.
00:41:38I'm just not convinced that you and Steph are truly in love.
00:41:42He isn't telling him.
00:41:43But why?
00:41:44Your fiancé there.
00:41:47Well, maybe you should just think a little bit longer and make sure she's really the one before I give
00:41:54you the ring.
00:41:57You psycho worm!
00:41:59Listen to me, okay?
00:42:01I'm not going to let some old man who smells like artichokes and old socks tell me what type of
00:42:10wedding ring I will be wearing to my wedding.
00:42:14How dare you question my character.
00:42:16And you want to talk about class?
00:42:18You live in a mansion of a shit box.
00:42:21It's decrepit.
00:42:22It's disintegrating.
00:42:23It looks like it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:42:26And you want to, what, judge others?
00:42:28Ryan and I, we're in love.
00:42:31This is the real deal, baby.
00:42:33We are so in love to the depths of our fucking souls.
00:42:36Watch this.
00:42:38Come here, baby.
00:42:41Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:48Wait, what exactly did Steph steal?
00:42:51Blood pressure medication.
00:42:53Tony's had a heart condition for years.
00:42:55What the fuck?
00:43:00Officer, whatever.
00:43:02How long does it take to get a statement from a murderer?
00:43:05You can let everyone know that we'll be done soon.
00:43:08Hmm, great.
00:43:09And also just want to let you know, even though she has this little innocent virgin thing going on, that
00:43:14bitch is a liar.
00:43:17Just one question before you go.
00:43:19Um, did you know that Tony had a heart condition?
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Of course not.
00:43:27Definitely not.
00:43:28I don't know anything about these people's health conditions.
00:43:31I'm Little Miss.
00:43:33Keep to myself.
00:43:34Toodles.
00:43:37Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:40Tell me about it.
00:43:41The amount of times I've heard her say,
00:43:43When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:45When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:48When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:53Okay, so...
00:43:54Steph is our killer.
00:44:01That's why I kept following her.
00:44:03Did you?
00:44:04I didn't trust her one inch.
00:44:07Did you hit me?
00:44:09Of course not.
00:44:10I'm your bestie.
00:44:12Anyway.
00:44:13Are you seriously willing to do anything to get that ring?
00:44:17Including getting rid of the old man?
00:44:18Getting rid of who?
00:44:19Uncle Tony.
00:44:21For the ring.
00:44:22Oh, um...
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:26Willing.
00:44:27Good.
00:44:28Now listen very carefully.
00:44:29Uncle Tony...
00:44:31has a heart condition.
00:44:33So I'm gonna need your molly.
00:44:35I don't know what you're talking about.
00:44:38I saw the text messages to Ryan.
00:44:40The nerve.
00:44:42You went through my phone?
00:44:43Idiot.
00:44:44You showed it to me yourself.
00:44:46As if I would never do that.
00:44:49Monique, do you want the money or not?
00:45:05Perfect.
00:45:06Easy enough.
00:45:07Now the old fuck will die.
00:45:08And we'll get the ring.
00:45:26Are you kidding me?
00:45:27Oh, gosh.
00:45:29I'm so sorry.
00:45:30You fucking idiot.
00:45:31Old basement dweller rat bitch.
00:45:33You literally smell and look like a skunk.
00:45:35I...
00:45:36I crushed...
00:45:39Tony's blood pressure medication?
00:45:44What were you ladies doing with this?
00:45:47We were just, um...
00:45:49Um...
00:45:50We were...
00:45:51Just going to the bathroom.
00:45:53Disgusting bitch.
00:45:59You know, I, uh...
00:46:01I have to just say, that is, um...
00:46:04That was some impressive police work.
00:46:05Very brave.
00:46:07I didn't feel brave.
00:46:08No, you caught Steph and Monique on their way to kill Tony.
00:46:12You stopped their plan.
00:46:14Yeah.
00:46:15Their plan would have failed anyway.
00:46:22I looked at the pills afterward, and they were expired.
00:46:25Tony never would have taken them.
00:46:27What was the point of the story, then?
00:46:29If Tony would have never taken the pills, then he never would have died.
00:46:33They didn't kill him.
00:46:36Look, Brittany.
00:46:38We've been sitting here for over an hour and a half now.
00:46:42Going in circles.
00:46:45Is that on purpose?
00:46:47What do you mean?
00:46:48I mean, maybe you're taking advantage of that I'm a patient man.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No, not at all.
00:46:55Yeah, no.
00:46:56Maybe you've just been playing me this whole time.
00:46:59No, it, that...
00:47:00I swear, everything that I have told you has been true.
00:47:04Yeah, everything except for who the actual killer is.
00:47:14Alan, I know that you may have some feelings and anger towards me for what happened between us years ago,
00:47:23but...
00:47:26I swear to you, I'm not lying.
00:47:30There's someone else we haven't talked about.
00:47:33Ryan.
00:47:35Where the hell is that will?
00:47:38Probably all going to mom anyway, since she was the closest to Uncle T, so...
00:47:43No, listen.
00:47:43Uncle Tony knows full well mom's gonna blow everything that he built.
00:47:47Now, I am not willing to risk that.
00:47:51So I'm gonna get my name in that will, one way or another.
00:47:57Well, I am not willing to risk that.
00:48:00I'm getting my name in the will any way that I can.
00:48:02So what am I doing here?
00:48:04To change it, if need be.
00:48:06Come on.
00:48:07Didn't you study law or something?
00:48:09I did.
00:48:10Well, I did the Zoom thing.
00:48:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, good enough.
00:48:18So, uh...
00:48:21What's in it for me?
00:48:23What do you mean?
00:48:24You're my little brother, okay?
00:48:26Why don't you just grow up here and stand up for this family for once?
00:48:30Okay, look.
00:48:31If you help me with the well, I'll cut you in.
00:48:34I want half.
00:48:35No.
00:48:3670-30.
00:48:38All right.
00:48:39I'm gonna go take a shit.
00:48:40No, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:48:41Half.
00:48:42Half of a bazillion is still a bazillion.
00:48:44Okay, but listen.
00:48:45There's one thing that's still worrying me.
00:48:49The maid.
00:48:50The maid?
00:48:51She's been snooping around.
00:48:53Yeah, no dick, idiot.
00:48:54She's a fucking maid, bro.
00:48:55We are gonna have to deal with her.
00:48:59Suddenly I understood everything.
00:49:01Well, she's been snooping around.
00:49:03Ryan had the motive.
00:49:04He didn't just want the ring.
00:49:05He wanted the whole fortune.
00:49:06The entire inheritance.
00:49:08Tony was in immediate danger.
00:49:11And only I could stop it.
00:49:13What are you doing in here?
00:49:17I was just lost.
00:49:20Lost?
00:49:20Yeah, I was, I was, uh, I was looking for the bathroom.
00:49:25I don't even know what this, what is this?
00:49:28A kitchen?
00:49:29I know.
00:49:30A kitchen.
00:49:30When I see one, I thought this was one of those fancy kitchen bathrooms.
00:49:34Like with the bathroom and the kitchen, it's like a fusion, it's like a fusion thing.
00:49:42What the fuck?
00:49:43Did you kill her?
00:49:45No, shut up, idiot.
00:49:47Alright?
00:49:48She'll just be out for a minute.
00:49:49Hey, Yanni, Yanni.
00:49:51I need you to listen to me.
00:49:52Alright?
00:49:53About what you need to do.
00:49:54Okay?
00:49:59Please.
00:50:01Don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:04Don't let them hurt Tony.
00:50:07Oh, Brittany.
00:50:08Hey.
00:50:09Hey, are you okay?
00:50:10I gotta save Uncle Tony.
00:50:14Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:50:15Nope, nope.
00:50:16Don't go in there.
00:50:18Uncle Tony said he did not want to be disturbed.
00:50:21He's, he's resting.
00:50:23Uncle Tony.
00:50:25Stop, stop.
00:50:26Hey, why do you always have to make so much trouble?
00:50:28Just, you know what?
00:50:30Fine, fine.
00:50:31You asked for this.
00:50:34You asked for this.
00:50:35Wait, wait.
00:50:36He, he did what?
00:50:37Yeah.
00:50:39That son of a bitch assaulted you?
00:50:41No, but he did something worse.
00:50:44They all did.
00:50:49That's when they decided to destroy my life.
00:50:53That's when the real nightmare began.
00:50:57What are you doing?
00:50:58What's happening?
00:51:00Yanni.
00:51:02Yanni.
00:51:03Whoa, hey.
00:51:05What are you doing?
00:51:06Blowing down my pants.
00:51:07Giving me a blowjob like I'm a piece of meat.
00:51:09Nice job.
00:51:11Maybe you should buy me a date first, huh?
00:51:15You know what?
00:51:20Honestly, I won't screw you.
00:51:22Because you have just this really perfect ass.
00:51:25But right now, I have much more important law for you.
00:51:31Yanni.
00:51:33Yanni.
00:51:34Yanni.
00:51:34What happened?
00:51:43Uncle Tony.
00:51:44You're alive.
00:51:46Yes.
00:51:46As far as I know.
00:51:48Were you expecting something different?
00:51:50They didn't kill him.
00:51:51So what was their secret plan?
00:51:55Uncle Tony, I have to tell you something.
00:51:59It's important.
00:52:00I'm getting so good at this.
00:52:02I just keep winning this bingo bliss.
00:52:04It's about your ring.
00:52:07My ring.
00:52:08Yes, yes.
00:52:09You know, nephew Ryan came by and demanded I give him the ring.
00:52:15You know, the precious amethyst one.
00:52:18Then when I went to the safe to retrieve it, it was gone.
00:52:23Brittany, did you hear what I said?
00:52:25The ring was missing.
00:52:28Someone stole it.
00:52:29Now, I know before everyone arrived, it was in the safe.
00:52:34I'm embarrassed to even consider that someone in my family would steal from me.
00:52:39Now, I know you wouldn't do it.
00:52:42But what I'll do when I find out who did this.
00:52:46I can't do this.
00:52:48I can't keep the truth from him any longer.
00:52:50Uncle Tony, I have to tell you that everyone in this house is hiding something.
00:52:58Good heavens, what is going on?
00:53:00Oh my god.
00:53:01Do you think you could fuck my fiance?
00:53:03Come on, get off.
00:53:04Okay, I'm fine.
00:53:05What is going on here?
00:53:07This lying slut knows exactly what's going on.
00:53:17Brittany, what is this?
00:53:20I'm so sorry, Uncle Tony.
00:53:22We all thought she was good and loyal.
00:53:24But turns out, she's just a gold-digging whore.
00:53:29She seduced my fiance.
00:53:31She's wanted him ever since he was a young boy who had come to visit you.
00:53:34Who knows what else she'll destroy.
00:53:36Brittany, is it true?
00:53:37Are you having an affair with Ryan?
00:53:40No.
00:53:40Oh god, I'm so sorry you had to see that, Uncle Tony.
00:53:43Yes, it's all sordid and true.
00:53:45And I'm deeply ashamed.
00:53:49But Brittany here, she's so obsessive.
00:53:51One moment of weakness.
00:53:53And I gave in.
00:53:55Look, baby, I'm so sorry.
00:53:57What can I do to make it up to you?
00:53:59You son of a bitch.
00:54:01How can I ever trust you again?
00:54:03Look, baby, I was just fooled by this wicked woman.
00:54:07It's like this witchcraft, this pheromone.
00:54:09It's just, they hit my nostrils and there's nothing I could do.
00:54:12Maybe it's primal.
00:54:14How many times have I put you in a maid outfit and told you that it does it for me?
00:54:18And you just expect me to come home and then suddenly this shows up?
00:54:21It used to be an old woman.
00:54:23That's what it is.
00:54:24She's just so not you.
00:54:26That it just, it hits this other part of me and I don't understand it.
00:54:31Baby, please, okay?
00:54:32You just gotta forgive me, alright?
00:54:34It won't happen again.
00:54:36Only way for me to know is if we get rid of her.
00:54:40What?
00:54:42Uncle Tony, you have to believe me.
00:54:46He drugged me.
00:54:47Oh, please.
00:54:48Why would I?
00:54:49Because you all want something from Uncle Tony.
00:54:53His ring and his inheritance.
00:54:55You're all liars and crooks.
00:54:58Well, I hate to say it, but she's right.
00:55:02Not you.
00:55:03Steph is right.
00:55:04This maid is a dirty liar and a whore.
00:55:08She stole your ring, brought it to me, and asked to split 50-50.
00:55:13Impossible.
00:55:14And now you're really beginning to piss me off, Sylvia.
00:55:17Hey, brother, I would never...
00:55:18I trust Brittany with my whole house.
00:55:21She would never do that.
00:55:22Hmm.
00:55:23Strange.
00:55:25Isn't she the only one with the password to your safe?
00:55:29Yes, and I still don't believe it.
00:55:31Well, why don't you ask your little maid who stole the ring and brought it to me?
00:55:41I took it, Tony, but...
00:55:44Oh, God.
00:55:46I'm...
00:55:47I'm...
00:55:47I can't explain.
00:55:49I...
00:55:49No need to, Brittany.
00:55:52You've...
00:55:53deeply disappointed me.
00:55:55I took care of you and your sick mother every day for years.
00:56:04That all ends now.
00:56:06You can stay on and work the birthday dinner.
00:56:11But after that, you have to leave the house.
00:56:14Never to return.
00:56:19You have to leave the house.
00:56:21Never to return.
00:56:24Time to take out the trash.
00:56:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:56:35ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:56:36What they did to you, that's not okay.
00:56:39It's all my fault.
00:56:40What?
00:56:41No, no, no, come on.
00:56:42It's not your fault.
00:56:43If I had just told Tony what was happening, then none of it would have happened.
00:56:49But I just paved the way for them to murder him.
00:56:59Tony died, and I'm to blame.
00:57:02No.
00:57:03Listen to me.
00:57:04You are not to blame.
00:57:06The only thing that you're to blame for is being a good person.
00:57:10You love.
00:57:11Trust.
00:57:12Those bastards took advantage of that, yes.
00:57:14But that does not make you a bad person.
00:57:17No, I am.
00:57:22I left you.
00:57:36Why?
00:57:40Why?
00:57:42Your mother.
00:57:44She told me that I couldn't see you anymore.
00:57:48She threatened to have my mom fired and to get me expelled.
00:57:52To destroy our lives.
00:57:54All because you were from a prominent family and I was the daughter of a maid.
00:58:00Oh my gods.
00:58:01I couldn't understand why you would just leave me.
00:58:06It broke my heart, too.
00:58:10I loved you so much.
00:58:15I'm sorry.
00:58:17I can't do this.
00:58:18It's just too confusing for me right now.
00:58:20I'm sorry.
00:58:21I don't think it's confusing at all.
00:58:27I think that you came here tonight for a reason.
00:58:34I think that you're meant to be here because
00:58:39I believe in second chances.
00:58:41I'm sorry.
00:59:03Marble floors and diamond lights
00:59:07Silver spoons and alibis
00:59:10I made the beds, I poured the wine
00:59:13And now they're tracing every line
00:59:17If loving you's my crying tonight
00:59:24Then read my tears in black and white
00:59:31Between my secrets, candlelight
00:59:37I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:59:41And every doubt you try to prove
00:59:44Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:50I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:54Not every tear is guilty's call
00:59:57But if you choose to walk away
01:00:00Then that's the price I'll have to pay
01:00:09I love you
01:00:11Use my crying tonight
01:00:16Then let the truth come
01:00:27What is going on here?
01:00:29Uh, nothing
01:00:31What do you need?
01:00:32Doesn't matter
01:00:32Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
01:00:35With explicit instructions
01:00:37On where to find and read
01:00:38Uncle Tony's will immediately
01:00:40So everyone in the house needs to hear it
01:00:42He needs murderers
01:00:43Okay, we'll be right down
01:00:46Just give us a minute
01:00:52I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:55I'll protect you
01:01:00You will?
01:01:01I'd never been a million years
01:01:03I never thought that I would ever get you back
01:01:07But here you are
01:01:11And whatever happens
01:01:13I am not losing you again
01:01:15Not this time
01:01:17So if those bastards want to mess with you
01:01:21They'll have to go through me
01:01:28Can we turn the AC on?
01:01:30It's ruining my photo
01:01:31Would you guys just
01:01:32Shut the fuck up
01:01:33Oh my god
01:01:34Seriously?
01:01:35Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:01:38Alright, alright everybody
01:01:39Let's just
01:01:40Let's keep the peace, okay?
01:01:42Obviously
01:01:42Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:01:44But he showed me where the will is
01:01:46I studied law
01:01:47So
01:01:47I should be the one to read it
01:01:49Um
01:01:49Honey
01:01:50You took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:53That's enough
01:01:54It can't be that hard
01:01:55There's gonna be one line
01:01:56And this is gonna name me
01:01:57As the sole heir
01:01:59There's no way
01:02:00Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:02:03Excuse me?
01:02:04Or to my loser brother
01:02:06Well
01:02:06You seem to think I was pretty capable earlier
01:02:09When you had the bright idea to
01:02:11I am set
01:02:13And you can all go to hell
01:02:14Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:02:17What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:02:21Possession is nine tenths of the law
01:02:24You old wedge
01:02:27I'm gonna rip that ring off
01:02:28I would like to see you try
01:02:30Ladies
01:02:30Stop
01:02:31Stop
01:02:31Please
01:02:33Yanni
01:02:33Can you just read my inheritance?
01:02:36Okay
01:02:36Yeah
01:02:44Okay
01:02:45I, Tony
01:02:46Being of sound mind and body
01:02:49Do hereby
01:02:50Be
01:02:52Begreeth
01:02:54Begreave
01:02:55Begreave
01:02:56Bequeath
01:02:58Bequeath
01:02:58Bequeath
01:02:59All of my earthly possessions
01:03:01I'm including
01:03:03The mansion
01:03:04The Tuscan Villa
01:03:06The vineyards
01:03:07And the cars
01:03:08To my soul
01:03:10Eris
01:03:10Eris?
01:03:11Eris!
01:03:13Yes!
01:03:14It's a woman!
01:03:15I was right!
01:03:18Fuck you
01:03:19Fuck you
01:03:21Fuck you
01:03:22And especially
01:03:23Fuck
01:03:24You
01:03:25To my soul
01:03:27Eris
01:03:28My maid
01:03:30What?
01:03:32Brittany Logan
01:03:33What?
01:03:33Have you been
01:03:34Fucking Tony?
01:03:36Oh yeah
01:03:36Fuck you
01:03:37Fuck you
01:03:38Fuck you
01:03:40Fuck you
01:03:41My maid
01:03:42Brittany Logan
01:03:43What?
01:03:43Fucking whore
01:03:44You're dead
01:03:45You bitch
01:03:45You bitch
01:03:46You fucking
01:03:50You're hooking up with a fucking
01:03:52Fuck you
01:03:54No seriously
01:03:55Give me the fucking
01:03:56All right
01:03:57All right
01:03:58All right
01:03:58All right
01:03:59I'm sorry to interrupt this little
01:04:01Family squabble
01:04:02Or whatever this is
01:04:03But there is one thing
01:04:04That I know for certain
01:04:05And that is that
01:04:06The killer is here
01:04:07In this room
01:04:08Currently
01:04:08And unless that person
01:04:10Comes forward
01:04:11Right now
01:04:11And confesses
01:04:13You're all under arrest
01:04:16Okay well
01:04:17I think it's pretty
01:04:17Obvious
01:04:18Who the killer is
01:04:19At this point
01:04:20The murderer
01:04:21Is Brittany
01:04:23Like I said
01:04:25Three hours ago
01:04:26Okay
01:04:26Does everybody remember that?
01:04:28Can we all go
01:04:29To a flashback moment
01:04:30When I said that?
01:04:32I know who did it
01:04:34It was her
01:04:36Thank god you're here
01:04:37My uncle-in-law
01:04:38Has been killed
01:04:39And you have the murderer
01:04:40Right here
01:04:41Brittany is
01:04:43Apparently
01:04:43And against all
01:04:44Logic and reason
01:04:46Tony's sole
01:04:47Heiress
01:04:48I mean
01:04:49Fuck
01:04:49That's her motive
01:04:54She had a cover-up too
01:04:55She knew that we were
01:04:57All coming here tonight
01:04:59And she also knew
01:05:00That we all
01:05:01Wanted something
01:05:02From Uncle Tony
01:05:03So
01:05:04What did she do?
01:05:05This little rat bitch
01:05:07Decided to change the will
01:05:09Right before his birthday
01:05:12And she was spying on us
01:05:15Learned all of our secrets
01:05:18She was the only one
01:05:20With access
01:05:21To Uncle Tony's
01:05:22Food
01:05:28Clearly
01:05:29We are a
01:05:31A greedy type
01:05:32Yes
01:05:32And none of us
01:05:34Actually gave a single fuck
01:05:35About Uncle Tony
01:05:35Let's be honest
01:05:37But we
01:05:37Could not
01:05:38Actually commit
01:05:39Cold hard murder
01:05:41Even if we all
01:05:42Thought about it
01:05:46But this one here
01:05:51Cover
01:05:53Motive
01:05:55Opportunity
01:05:56I mean Jesus
01:05:57Mr. Police officer
01:05:59Arrest this whore immediately
01:06:03Wow
01:06:05That was so clever
01:06:06And sexy
01:06:16I'm sorry
01:06:17The will
01:06:18It's
01:06:19A hell of a motive
01:06:21And a hell of a twist
01:06:25I don't know
01:06:26If I can protect you
01:06:26From any of this
01:06:28Did you tell me
01:06:29The truth about any of it?
01:06:35Brittany
01:06:36Please tell me
01:06:37That what we had
01:06:38Was real
01:06:38Do you really think
01:06:39That I killed Tony
01:06:41For his money?
01:06:42I don't know
01:06:43What to think
01:06:47I'm sorry
01:06:48Mal
01:06:49No
01:06:49Mal
01:07:009-1-1
01:07:02What's your emergency?
01:07:03It's Detective Beckham
01:07:04I need all units
01:07:05To the harbor residence
01:07:06As soon as possible
01:07:07Whatever you're doing
01:07:08Can wait
01:07:13Hey
01:07:16Don't move a muscle
01:07:18I'll be right back
01:07:20No
01:07:20Wait, Alan
01:07:29Listen up
01:07:30I don't care what you did
01:07:31Or did not do
01:07:32My lawyers are excellent
01:07:33They will get you out
01:07:34If you agree
01:07:36To marry me
01:07:36And share the inheritance
01:07:38You disgusting prick
01:07:39I don't want the money
01:07:41I don't want the inheritance
01:07:42And I most definitely do not want you
01:07:46Are you sure about that?
01:07:49I'll knock you right now, babes
01:07:50All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me
01:07:52Okay?
01:07:54It's better than prison
01:07:55What do you think?
01:08:01What do you think?
01:08:02The most important thing now is Alan
01:08:05I have to find him
01:08:06And convince him
01:08:07That what we had was real
01:08:09And
01:08:10That I didn't kill Tom
01:08:12Okay
01:08:13I agree
01:08:14Unlock me
01:08:19Don't
01:08:20Screw me
01:08:21Mate
01:08:22I can't promise
01:08:25Lock it up
01:08:28That's binding
01:08:40Alan
01:08:43Alan
01:08:43Alan
01:08:58Hello, Brittany
01:08:59Oh, my God
01:09:02Hello, Brittany
01:09:03Are you a ghost?
01:09:06What, am I dead?
01:09:09Relax
01:09:09Neither
01:09:11Then what?
01:09:12How
01:09:13How are you?
01:09:13I faked my death
01:09:15Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize
01:09:17My entire family wanted me dead
01:09:20To get their grubby hands on my fortune
01:09:22So I beat him to the punch
01:09:23I staged the whole thing
01:09:25I do regret
01:09:27You know
01:09:28Having to do so
01:09:29At your expense
01:09:30But I knew I could trust you
01:09:32And only you
01:09:34Crazy old fool
01:09:36Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:09:38I
01:09:38I almost died at least five times
01:09:41With your
01:09:41Your stupid game
01:09:43It wasn't all fake
01:09:47The truth is
01:09:48I am sick
01:09:50I won't live to celebrate my next birthday
01:09:54And
01:09:55The inheritance
01:09:58Is yours
01:10:00Why?
01:10:01It's simple
01:10:03You're the sweetest, kindest person I know
01:10:06And I believe that good people deserve good things
01:10:10There's not enough of that in the world
01:10:12And so
01:10:14My entire estate
01:10:16The four billion dollars
01:10:18And the property
01:10:21It's yours
01:10:27My entire estate
01:10:29The four billion dollars
01:10:31And the property
01:10:33It's yours
01:10:36Gordon and Alan
01:10:37Alan
01:10:39Alan
01:10:39Alan, my friend
01:10:40I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me
01:10:42And if it does
01:10:43I need you to come back
01:10:45And investigate
01:10:47You're the best investigator in the world
01:10:49And the only one who can figure out what happened
01:10:53We are old friends
01:10:57Okay, okay, guys
01:10:59ChatGBT says that if she did kill him
01:11:02Then she cannot inherit
01:11:03So
01:11:04We just split the assets evenly
01:11:07So that's fair
01:11:09Ahem
01:11:10I have something that I would like to say
01:11:13How did you get out?
01:11:15Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all
01:11:17I would like to tell you the truth
01:11:19About what happened to Uncle Tony
01:11:21Go ahead
01:11:22Say it
01:11:30Tony
01:11:31You know, I only see you at my birthday
01:11:33Each year I watch you grow more greedy
01:11:38More cruel
01:11:39More immoral
01:11:40When I realized
01:11:41That you were only here for my money
01:11:43I decided to test you
01:11:45And fake my death
01:11:55Oh my god
01:11:57Uncle Tony
01:11:58You were, like, hilarious
01:12:00I mean, we all fell for that
01:12:02I even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit
01:12:04Oh, don't worry
01:12:06Oh, don't worry
01:12:06That was all true
01:12:07I've changed my will
01:12:09Brittany inherits everything
01:12:11You inherit nothing
01:12:12What?
01:12:13All the financial support I've given you
01:12:15These many years
01:12:16All the homes in my name
01:12:19You're cut off
01:12:20What?
01:12:22What?
01:12:22The Wakanda
01:12:22Starting now
01:12:23You have nothing
01:12:24I hope you live stream
01:12:34Listen up, old man
01:12:36I don't give up
01:12:37Like your loser family, okay?
01:12:40Yes, I can see that
01:12:41You're of a different breed
01:12:42Damn straight I am
01:12:44And the only way
01:12:45You're gonna get rid of me
01:12:46Is if you give me
01:12:48What I came for
01:12:49The ring
01:12:51Or you'll regret the day
01:12:52That I met Ryan
01:12:53In the Starbucks urinal
01:12:56I already do
01:12:59I'll make your life
01:13:00A living hell, old man
01:13:01Or whatever's left of it
01:13:03So, if I give you the ring
01:13:05You'll take my greedy nephew
01:13:07And leave
01:13:08Forever
01:13:10Yeah
01:13:10Okay
01:13:11Sylvia
01:13:13The ring
01:13:23Jesus
01:13:24Jesus
01:13:25Jesus
01:13:41You scheming son of a bitch
01:13:44You scheming son of a bitch
01:13:49Don't slander our mother, Sylvia
01:13:51You were always her favorite
01:13:54For no reason
01:13:56You were better
01:13:57You weren't smarter
01:13:59And you weren't harder working
01:14:01Just because you were born a boy
01:14:05Dad, Mom
01:14:07Invested in you
01:14:08Sylvia
01:14:09That's how you turned out to be rich
01:14:12And I became poor
01:14:14Because of a genetic roll of the dice
01:14:18But this is my ring
01:14:19I deserve it
01:14:21Sylvia, even if you had been more a man
01:14:23Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you
01:14:25You're an ungrateful, untalented, lazy, compulsive liar
01:14:30You deserve nothing
01:14:32Oh my god
01:14:36No
01:14:40What?
01:14:43No, don't do it again
01:14:45Stop
01:14:46It's not a real gun, of course
01:14:48What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:14:52Not a cop
01:14:54A detective
01:14:55And one who's good enough to know
01:14:58That a family of vipers
01:14:59Depraved enough to try to kill their own patriarch
01:15:02Will eventually become desperate enough
01:15:05To use a gun
01:15:08Well, there's more of us than you
01:15:10So we outnumber you
01:15:13You want to say that again?
01:15:15Oh?
01:15:16You have a choice
01:15:17You can either stay
01:15:18And wait for the rest of the police force to get here
01:15:21And arrest you for attempted murder
01:15:24Which should be any minute now
01:15:26Or you can leave forever
01:15:28And find another sugar daddy
01:15:31It's amazing that you idiots
01:15:34Never realize in a house like this
01:15:36Everything is recorded
01:15:45Well, what'll it be?
01:15:49Well, what'll it be?
01:16:07I never felt freer in my life
01:16:11But Sylvia ran away with your ring
01:16:13Oh, let her have it
01:16:14That's a $2 decoy
01:16:17This is the real
01:16:24And do you like it?
01:16:26It's
01:16:27It's beautiful
01:16:29But I like you being alive
01:16:30Much better
01:16:33Well, I knew you would
01:16:34That's why I'm giving it to you
01:16:38I always said
01:16:39I would only give my family ring
01:16:42To someone who is marrying for true love
01:16:46This is a $30 million ring
01:16:49No
01:16:51$70 million
01:16:58Go
01:17:00Run to him
01:17:08Wait, Alan
01:17:11Are you leaving so soon?
01:17:15Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion
01:17:19Um, speaking of family
01:17:21I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle
01:17:28Brittany, what are you doing?
01:17:31You can have any man in the world now
01:17:34I know
01:17:35You're a billionaire
01:17:37And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective
01:17:43Why would you want to be with me?
01:17:46I don't want to give up on us this time
01:17:49I don't want to let you go
01:17:53And I can't wait to see how your mom would react
01:18:04Well?
01:18:12Brittany Logan
01:18:14Will you marry me?
01:18:18Yes
01:18:20Yes
01:18:45Who's this?
01:18:48Brittany, your mom's here.
01:18:50Mom?
01:18:58How are you walking?
01:19:00Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment.
01:19:06And it works.
01:19:07My test came back clear.
01:19:09I feel wonderful.
01:19:10You look wonderful, but...
01:19:13How did I afford it?
01:19:14I have an angel.
01:19:18Thank you, Uncle Tony.
01:19:22Mom, I want you to meet someone.
01:19:26This is Alan, my future husband.
01:19:29Alan from school?
01:19:32Yes.
01:19:32It's good to see you again.
01:19:33Wow, he's hot.
01:19:36Excuse me?
01:19:37Oh, sorry.
01:19:39You're hot too.
01:19:40Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony are the...
01:19:43Two of you?
01:19:45Yes.
01:19:47Oh.
01:19:48I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:19:53Oh.
01:19:54Oh.
01:19:55Oh.
01:19:56Oh.
01:19:57Oh.
01:19:57Oh.
01:19:58Oh.
01:19:58Oh.
01:19:58Oh.
01:19:59Oh.
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