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00:07From Studio 6B and Rockabella Center in the heart of New York City,
00:11it's the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon.
00:17Tonight, join Jimmy and his guests, Emily Blunt,
00:20Jeff Hanks, comedian Francesco DiCaro,
00:24and featuring the legendary Ruth Ho.
00:29And now, here is Jimmy Fallon!
01:02Come on!
01:03Ah! I love you!
01:05Ah, thank you very much. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself.
01:08Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to The Tonight Show.
01:12You're here. Thank you. You made it. Thank you for watching.
01:17Let's get to some news.
01:18Guys, today in Washington, King Charles made a historic address to a joint session of Congress.
01:24That was the first time a king addressed Congress since President Trump spoke at the State of the Union.
01:35Yeah.
01:36This afternoon, King Charles delivered an address to a joint session of Congress,
01:40and lawmakers had a lot to say about it.
01:42For instance, first up, Senator Angus King said,
01:45Wow, I can't believe I got to hear a speech from an actual, well, my last name.
01:51And Congressman Richard Neal said,
01:53I didn't know the protocol and whether I should bow or, well, my last name.
02:00And Congresswoman Virginia Fox said,
02:02I was thrilling to see Charles in person.
02:03That man is a total, well, my last name.
02:12Then, Congressman Dan Goldman said,
02:15I was sad he didn't wear his crown.
02:17Man, I wanted to see that dude dripping in, well, my last name.
02:25And then, Congressman John Mulenar said,
02:30Yeah, that guy must have so much money with oot, a doot.
02:36He's a multi, well, my last name.
02:42Wow.
02:43Wow. Wow.
02:44Whoa.
02:46Wow.
02:47Then, Congressman Troy Balderson said,
02:50I like King Charles, but I also like William.
02:53You know, his, well, my last name.
03:00Then, Senator Ted Budd said,
03:02When I first saw the freaking King of England walk in,
03:05I thought maybe I smoked too much.
03:07Well, my last name.
03:10And Congressman Dusty Johnson said,
03:12I was so excited I could feel it in my, well,
03:16my full name.
03:21And finally, King Charles said,
03:23It was an honor to speak before Congress and, well, wait,
03:26what the hell is my last name?
03:28Nobody knows.
03:30Nobody.
03:35Meanwhile, this morning,
03:36Trump delivered a speech on the South Lawn
03:38where he said that his mother had a crush on Charles
03:41because he was so cute.
03:44Charles was like,
03:45Aw, and my mother also said things about you.
03:51You guys see this?
03:52The State Department is introducing new passports
03:54with Trump's face on them
03:56to celebrate America's 250th anniversary.
03:58Take a look.
04:00Wow.
04:01Ugh.
04:02It's hard to tell who looks more upset
04:04about Trump being on that passport,
04:05you or him.
04:07And finally, I read that Disneyland
04:09will now use facial recognition technology
04:11to reduce fraud.
04:13Meanwhile, Bush Gardens is still letting guests
04:15pay for tickets using loose cigarettes.
04:17We have a great show.
04:18Give it up for The Roots, everybody.
04:20Y'all better be alert.
04:22Of course, it doesn't get the bait
04:23since you don't get lost.
04:24It's affected or contaminated.
04:26Tell them the stereo and the conversation activate.
04:29Whoa.
04:31What a show we have for you tonight.
04:33She stars in the highly anticipated new movie
04:35The Devil Wears Prada 2,
04:37which hits theaters Friday.
04:39Emily Blunt is here tonight!
04:42The best.
04:44Delight.
04:45Love Emily Blunt.
04:48He stars in Netflix's number one comedy series,
04:52Running Point.
04:53Season two is out now.
04:54Chet Hanks is joining us!
04:59And we got great stand-up
05:01from Francesco De Carlo!
05:08Very funny.
05:10Did you guys see this?
05:11The Philadelphia Museum of Art recently
05:14moved the famous Rocky statue
05:16from its spot outside the building
05:17to inside.
05:18Oh.
05:19Yeah.
05:20Well, we wanted to find out
05:21how people felt about this.
05:23But instead of sending a reporter out
05:24to get the word on the streets,
05:26we're going to keep it right here
05:27in the studio.
05:28It's time for word on the seats.
05:37Let's go now to our reporter, Chip Kane,
05:40who I believe is on the east side of the audience.
05:42Chip?
05:43Hi, Jimmy.
05:44I'm reporting live
05:45from the east side of the audience
05:47where people are absolutely buzzing
05:48over this news.
05:50Statue inside, statue outside.
05:53Everyone's got an opinion.
05:54In fact, I was just talking
05:56with audience member Glenn Carroll here
05:58who said he's happy the statue
05:59is moving inside
06:00because it was becoming
06:01a bit of a distraction for him.
06:03He was so obsessed with it,
06:05he'd sometimes stare at it
06:06for days on end
06:07living on a diet of Red Bull
06:08and David bars.
06:10In fact, he became so obsessed,
06:11he missed his daughter's
06:12last two birthdays.
06:14Ooh.
06:14It's a tough issue over here, Jimmy,
06:16but people are making their choices.
06:18Thank you very much, Chip.
06:19For a different perspective,
06:21let's check in with Rose Henley
06:22who's reporting
06:23from the back of the audience.
06:24Rose?
06:25Well, Jimmy, up here,
06:26the mood is very grim.
06:28This man just told me
06:30that it's a shame
06:31to hide such a beautiful statue
06:33away from the public
06:34as he is quite
06:35the lover of statues.
06:37And you went on
06:38to clarify that
06:39when you say
06:40a lover of statues,
06:41you mean that literally.
06:42You're married to a statue.
06:44Let's see the picture.
06:49Wow.
06:50It's an audience divided, Jimmy.
06:52Back to you.
06:53Well, we wanted to dive
06:55even deeper
06:56into the minds of our audience,
06:57so we sent our reporter,
06:59Neil Sampson, undercover
07:00to live amongst them
07:01and get their unfiltered
07:02and raw opinions.
07:03So let's reveal
07:05that undercover reporter now.
07:09Hi, Jimmy.
07:10Wow.
07:11For the last 30 minutes or so,
07:13I have lived undercover
07:14as a plainclothes audience member,
07:17learning their ways,
07:18observing,
07:19and gaining their trust.
07:20But my journey
07:22didn't start here.
07:23I've been training
07:24for this moment
07:25for years.
07:26This is the
07:27Audience Institute of America.
07:30In spring 2024,
07:31I enrolled here
07:32at the country's
07:33leading audience
07:34training facility.
07:35And after nearly
07:37two years
07:37of intensive
07:38applause training
07:39and developing
07:40a foolproof backstory,
07:42all that was left
07:43was to live among
07:44the audience
07:45and get their
07:46unfiltered opinions.
07:47You've got it!
07:49And now,
07:50to put my audience
07:51training to the test.
07:53I'm excited for the show, guys.
07:55Yeah?
07:55Yeah.
07:56I drove all the way here
07:57from Connecticut
07:58where I live with my wife,
07:59Jessica,
08:00and my dog, Taffy.
08:01Yeah.
08:02Nice.
08:03Yeah, thanks.
08:04Hey, by the way,
08:05what do you think
08:06of this whole
08:07rocky statue situation?
08:10I'm not familiar with it.
08:12You know,
08:13in Philadelphia,
08:13they have that rocky statue?
08:15Well, they're moving it
08:16from outside the museum
08:17to inside.
08:19What do you think about that?
08:21I like it outside.
08:22Yeah?
08:23I like it outside.
08:24Yeah.
08:25I like it outside.
08:27You like it outside.
08:28Yeah, me too.
08:34I like it outside.
08:36Well,
08:38there you have it, Jimmy.
08:41When the audience
08:42thought they were talking
08:43to one of their own,
08:44the truth came out.
08:45They like the statue
08:47outside.
08:48Thank you once again
08:49for your great work,
08:50Neil.
08:51Daring stuff.
08:52That's all the time
08:53we have for word
08:54on the seats.
08:55We'll be right back
08:56with Emily Blunt.
08:57Come on back.
08:58Get it by your force
09:00and it's no remorse
09:01when I'm blasting off
09:02like you've been asking for.
09:04Blooming.
09:06Blooming.
09:07Blooming.
09:08Blooming.
09:09I don't want to say
09:10what I think you're saying.
09:21Our first guest
09:22is an Oscar-nominated actress.
09:24She stars in the highly
09:26anticipated new movie
09:27The Devil Wears Prada 2.
09:29Yes!
09:31In his theaters Friday,
09:33please welcome Emily Blunt.
09:35All right, all right,
09:38don't start so devil high.
09:40All right, all right,
09:43don't start so devil high.
09:44That's right.
09:45All right, all right.
09:47That's right.
09:48Come on.
09:48Don't start so devil high.
09:50All right, all right.
09:52They love you.
09:53Come on.
09:54Feel the love.
09:56Thank you guys.
09:57Feel the love for Emily Blunt.
09:59Welcome back, my friend.
10:00Nice to see you.
10:01How are you doing?
10:02I'm doing great.
10:03The movie's out.
10:04It's coming.
10:05It's Friday.
10:05It's out.
10:06Congratulations.
10:07I know.
10:07We're everywhere.
10:09Yeah.
10:09It's got to stop.
10:10How's the fam?
10:12How's everybody?
10:13How's John?
10:13Everyone's so great.
10:14And the girls?
10:15The kids are great.
10:15They're very, very sweet.
10:17Yeah.
10:17Very cool now.
10:18Who are they?
10:19Yeah, 12 and 9.
10:20Yes.
10:21Are yours extra cool now?
10:22Yes, mine are 12.
10:23Yes, they are extra cool.
10:24Do they still like you?
10:25Yes.
10:26They do.
10:27My kids like me.
10:28Mine do too.
10:29Yeah, everyone keeps telling me
10:29that they won't.
10:30Yeah, but mine are kind of still sweet.
10:32They kind of still take me.
10:33I go, okay, maybe your kids
10:34don't like you,
10:35but my kids like me.
10:36Yeah.
10:36But they're,
10:37they have,
10:38I love their interest in new things
10:40and fun.
10:40What are yours into?
10:41The, my younger one's into acting
10:43and she's into fashion.
10:45Yeah, mine are really into fashion.
10:47What fashion are the kids into?
10:49I mean, everything,
10:50but they want zero advice from me.
10:52I was like, guys,
10:53I'm in a pretty big fashion movie,
10:55but they were like.
10:56Kind of a big deal.
10:57Yeah, it's like a no notes,
10:58thanks situation.
11:00Yeah, I think,
11:01are they hoodies right now
11:02and all that stuff?
11:03Yeah, my older one
11:04is more like Avril Lavigne.
11:06Yeah.
11:06And my little one's like
11:08Jennifer Lopez.
11:09Ha, ha, yeah.
11:11I love that.
11:11They should get your advice.
11:13I mean, look at you right here.
11:14You and mom and dad.
11:15This is the headline.
11:16Emily Blunt and John Krasinski
11:17are such a vibe
11:18at the 2026 Golden Globes.
11:21Such a vibe.
11:22Okay.
11:23Okay, turtleneck.
11:24Okay, turtleneck.
11:26Okay, so I,
11:26so I'll be honest.
11:28I mean,
11:29do you rock a turtleneck?
11:30I don't.
11:31I would love to, maybe.
11:32So, I have a,
11:33um,
11:33full organ rejection
11:35to turtlenecks,
11:36usually.
11:37But, um,
11:38when John pitched me
11:39this outfit
11:40and he was like,
11:41and it's a turtleneck,
11:42I had to compose my face
11:44into, like,
11:45impassive,
11:45oh,
11:46that sounds great,
11:48you know.
11:48But then when I saw,
11:49I thought you looked like
11:50Michael Caine.
11:51He looks so cool.
11:52He does look like
11:53a young Michael Caine.
11:54He looks so cool.
11:54He does look cool.
11:5660s vibe.
11:56Yeah, yeah.
11:57But, maybe.
11:58But normally,
11:58a man in a turtleneck
11:59gives me the ick.
12:01Oh.
12:02Yeah, that's why.
12:03Sorry to any turtleneck wearers.
12:05No, no one's wearing
12:05a turtleneck here.
12:06No, no, no.
12:07What else are your ick
12:08for men's fashion?
12:09I really don't like
12:11one of those.
12:12Like, I don't mind,
12:13like, a James Dean
12:15leather jacket,
12:16but if we're looking
12:17at, like,
12:18a dad leather jacket,
12:19you know where it's,
12:20like, a little bomber jacket
12:21and it's very shiny?
12:22A little fitted?
12:23And tight.
12:23A little tight?
12:24And cropped.
12:25And no collar?
12:25No collar.
12:26No, I can't.
12:27Exactly.
12:27I don't do that either.
12:28I can't do it.
12:29I tried.
12:30What are your icks for?
12:31I tried to wear
12:32one of those jackets.
12:33I just couldn't pull it off.
12:34It was so embarrassing.
12:35I've tried so many,
12:36I've had so many bad decisions,
12:37fashion decisions,
12:38terrible.
12:39I remember I went
12:40to the, um,
12:41uh, some fashion awards
12:42here in New York
12:43and, you know,
12:44I was kind of,
12:44my pants were kind
12:45of high water pants.
12:46What's that?
12:47Well, high water is,
12:48like, when you have,
12:48like, you know,
12:49they're up a little high.
12:50So, I was like,
12:51okay, I go.
12:52Ankle swingers.
12:53Ankle swingers?
12:53Ankle swingers.
12:54Yes, of course.
12:54That's what I meant.
12:55Uh, and so.
12:58Never heard,
12:59okay, yes.
13:00No, by the way.
13:00I love that I've coined,
13:02that is not a phrase.
13:03I just, like,
13:04No, but they've got
13:04an applause break.
13:05Yeah, they love,
13:06very nice.
13:07Ankle swingers.
13:07Ankle swingers
13:08and a turtleneck.
13:09That would be a vibe.
13:10No, but I,
13:11so I thought I would be
13:12advanced.
13:13I thought I was,
13:13like, a fashion designer.
13:15So, I go,
13:15hey, when you're doing my,
13:16uh, when I tailor my suit,
13:18my cuffs,
13:18maybe I make my cuff,
13:19like, up to here.
13:20Why?
13:21Why?
13:22Why did you say that?
13:23Why would I do that?
13:24Because I thought
13:24I was a fashion designer
13:26and I was like,
13:26people are going to flip.
13:30I am going to be
13:31in Cosmopolitan magazine.
13:33Yeah, and what happened?
13:34Everyone made fun of me
13:35and it was a disaster.
13:36I'm going to be searching
13:36for this the moment
13:38I leave your shirt.
13:38Not only that,
13:39but I had a light pink shirt.
13:41Okay.
13:41And I had light pink socks.
13:43Mm.
13:44And people thought
13:44I was wearing white socks.
13:46Yeah.
13:46Like, tube socks.
13:47But you can't wear pink socks
13:49in high water.
13:50I was never invited back
13:51to this award show.
13:52That was the end of that.
13:54But I have luckily been around
13:57and a disaster.
13:58I always get in trouble
13:59and all that stuff.
14:01Did I ever tell you
14:01that I thought I was going
14:02to be friends with Anna Wintour?
14:04What happened?
14:05Why didn't she want
14:05to be friends with you?
14:06No, she does.
14:07We are friends-ish,
14:08but I wanted to be actual
14:08friends-ish.
14:09Buds.
14:10I wanted to be like buds.
14:11Like, I go, hey,
14:12I see her all the time
14:12at Broadway shows.
14:13And I go,
14:14me and Anna Wintour,
14:15we could be friends.
14:16She's really fun.
14:17I know.
14:17And cool.
14:18So, weirdly enough,
14:20I got her my email.
14:21I go, send me an email.
14:22I'll go to a show with you.
14:23We'll hang out.
14:23She goes, great.
14:24So, on that week,
14:26on Saturday morning,
14:28I get an email
14:29from Anna Wintour.
14:30Jimmy, I'd love your advice.
14:33So, I go, what?
14:34So, I wake up
14:34and I'm reading this email
14:36and my wife's like,
14:37who's it from?
14:38I go, Anna Wintour
14:39wants my advice.
14:41My wife's like,
14:41why would she want
14:42your advice?
14:44Because we're friends
14:45and this is what friends do.
14:46What was it about?
14:47I don't even know
14:48what it was about.
14:48Was it about fashion?
14:49I think so.
14:50So, I started working
14:51on my email back
14:52and I spent like an hour.
14:53I just hopped out of bed
14:55and I go, pacing.
14:56I worked on this email.
14:57I really wonder what
14:58she wanted advice on.
15:00I used the word mystique
15:02at one point.
15:05And it was terrible.
15:06And I go, okay.
15:08And I sent it
15:09and I go, whoosh.
15:10And as soon as I sent it,
15:11I saw there was an email
15:12in my inbox from Anna.
15:13She goes, disregard that.
15:15I sent it to the wrong person.
15:18It spent like two hours.
15:21I spent two hours
15:23on a response.
15:24And used words like mystique.
15:26Mystique.
15:27What am I talking about?
15:28Oh, God.
15:29Of course she doesn't
15:30want my advice.
15:31That is a fantastic story.
15:33But I do love her.
15:34She's so fun.
15:35Every time I see her,
15:35she's like, I love that email.
15:37I was like, yeah, right.
15:39What is going on
15:40with A Quiet Place 3?
15:41Can we give any scoop on that?
15:42Because I know
15:43John's writing it.
15:44He starts shooting really soon.
15:46Yeah, he's been writing it.
15:48He's one of these weird
15:49sort of beautiful mind people.
15:51He goes up,
15:51he has post-its everywhere
15:52and he's like that
15:53for like months.
15:54I love that.
15:55Recognizing it.
15:55He does great stuff.
15:56To the point where I'm like,
15:57please write this movie.
15:58Stop post-iting our house.
16:00Does he ask for advice instead?
16:02Do you run scenes with him?
16:03Sometimes, no.
16:05Okay.
16:05But sometimes he'll pitch me an idea.
16:08But I'm not very good
16:09out of context.
16:10I'd rather he write it
16:11and then I'll read
16:11the whole thing.
16:12Yeah.
16:12And then he's in traction
16:14with nerves
16:14as everyone starts to read it.
16:16But then,
16:17I mean, he's brilliant.
16:18I'm awestruck by it.
16:19He is.
16:19He's brilliant.
16:20He's a freak.
16:21Yeah.
16:22Do you ask him like,
16:22hey, maybe write this scene
16:24in A Quiet Place 3 for me.
16:25Just make a little,
16:26like let's set it
16:27on a beach this time.
16:28I wish,
16:29I mean,
16:29the only thing I'm sort of
16:30praying for
16:30is maybe slightly less action.
16:32There's a lot of running
16:33in A Quiet Place 1.
16:35You can't have less action.
16:36No,
16:36and I had like one bad knee
16:38before I started the franchise
16:39and now I have two bad knees.
16:41Oh my God.
16:42Because it's Quiet Place.
16:43After John was like,
16:44hey, could you do
16:44like a fake stumble?
16:46And I did
16:46and botched the other one up.
16:47So it's just,
16:48so I'm sort of hoping
16:49to kind of sit quietly
16:50in A Quiet Place 3.
16:52Yeah, sit quietly.
16:53That could be the slogan.
16:54Absolutely.
16:54Yeah, sit quietly.
16:55I love that.
16:56Let's talk about
16:56Devil Wears Prada 2.
16:58Everyone's excited
16:58about this book.
17:00It's back.
17:01We've been waiting
17:02for this movie
17:03for two decades.
17:05And it's finally
17:06almost here.
17:07This is your fourth time
17:08working with Meryl Streep.
17:09I know.
17:09Who is just the coolest.
17:11I can't figure out
17:12who's stalking who
17:12in these movies,
17:14but she is
17:15the coolest person ever.
17:16Do you know she's good
17:17at like everything?
17:18Yeah, she is, right?
17:19Of course she's brilliant
17:19at acting,
17:20but she's an amazing drawerer.
17:22Yes.
17:22Is that a word?
17:23A drawerer?
17:23I just suddenly...
17:24Sure.
17:24Let's say artist.
17:26Yeah.
17:26She's an amazing artist.
17:27She knits brilliantly
17:29and she does the most
17:30astonishing pratfall,
17:32which I saw her do
17:33during Mary Poppins.
17:34She went from
17:34completely upright
17:36like that on the phone.
17:38Yeah, she's great.
17:38And was fine.
17:39Like, unscathed.
17:40She was like,
17:40watch this and did it.
17:42She knows how to do
17:42everything, yeah.
17:43She's unreal.
17:44It's a great cast.
17:45I love everybody
17:45in this movie.
17:46I can't wait
17:47for you guys to see it.
17:47How do we set up
17:48where the sequel picks up?
17:50So, basically,
17:53we're on rather unstable ground
17:55as the digital overlords
17:57rule the fashion industry now.
17:59Yes.
17:59And so you see Miranda
18:00in that sort of
18:01different dynamic
18:02and my character, Emily,
18:03now has a top executive role
18:05at a big, high-end brand.
18:08Yes.
18:08So she's wielding power
18:10and loving it.
18:11Yes.
18:12Perfect.
18:13And it's super funny,
18:14by the way.
18:15If you guys need a good laugh,
18:16go check this movie out.
18:17It's so great.
18:18I want to show everyone a clip.
18:19Here's Emily Blunt
18:20in The Devil Wears Prada 2.
18:21Take a look.
18:23Luxury retail
18:23is the only sector
18:25of the fashion business
18:26that still makes money.
18:27That's it.
18:27Retail.
18:28Everything else, forget it.
18:29So, yes,
18:30happy to be here, frankly,
18:31because you know
18:32that 20 years ago,
18:33a $100 handbag
18:34was considered a splurge.
18:36Brands like us
18:36have changed all that.
18:38Use logos and branding
18:39because everyone understands,
18:41everyone gets it,
18:43that your bag,
18:44your scarf,
18:44your perfume,
18:45your umbrella,
18:46write this down.
18:47It tells the world
18:48who you are.
18:49What you care about.
18:50And now,
18:51there's housewives in Banff
18:52who wouldn't dream
18:53of going out
18:54without one of our $3,000 totes.
18:55And that's a good thing.
18:56I don't know,
18:57is it a bad thing
18:57to bring beauty and design
18:58to everyone?
18:59Everyone who has $3,000.
19:01Have you heard of Christmas?
19:03Come on,
19:04that's what we're talking about.
19:05Emily Blunt!
19:06The Devil Wears Prada 2
19:08is in theaters this Friday.
19:10When we come back,
19:12Emily and I are playing
19:13The Whisper Challenge.
19:15Come on, Matt.
19:19Oh, my gosh.
19:20Kate Huston told me
19:21to ask you
19:22what happened.
19:23Did you get stuck
19:24in Columbia or something?
19:24I did.
19:25I did get stuck in Columbia.
19:26So I left my American passport
19:28at home, right?
19:29Okay.
19:29All right.
19:30Turns out,
19:31you need an American passport
19:32to get back into America.
19:36Yeah, see,
19:37I learn something new every day.
19:46Welcome back, everybody.
19:48We're hanging out
19:49with Emily Blunt now.
19:50Come on.
19:53We are going to play
19:55The Whisper Challenge.
20:01The Whisper Challenge.
20:04Okay, here we go.
20:05Now, here's how the game works.
20:07One person puts on these headphones
20:09with loud music playing.
20:10You can play this game at home.
20:11Okay, then the other person
20:12picks up a card,
20:13reads the random word
20:14or phrase on that card,
20:16and the person wearing
20:17the headphones
20:17has to try and guess
20:18what they just said.
20:19Do you enunciate
20:21or just kind of mutter through it?
20:23It depends how nice you're being.
20:25Enunciate.
20:25Yeah, we're partners.
20:26Yeah, we're going to...
20:26Are we?
20:27Yes.
20:28So it's not a competition.
20:29Not a competition.
20:30No, no, no.
20:30I don't believe you.
20:31No, we're a team.
20:32Here, you're going to love this.
20:33Okay.
20:34Get ready.
20:34It's loud.
20:35Is it the most awful tune ever?
20:36It is.
20:36Get ready.
20:39It's on.
20:40Who is it?
20:41It's loud, right?
20:42It's just loud music.
20:43All right, good.
20:43Ready?
20:44Here we go.
20:44Am I yelling?
20:46No.
20:48Okay.
20:49Okay.
20:53Harry Styles.
20:55Hungry start.
20:58Harry Styles.
21:01Angry stunts?
21:03Harry?
21:04Angry?
21:06Styles.
21:07Tots.
21:08Angry tots?
21:12Harry?
21:13Is angry right?
21:20Harry.
21:23Harry Styles.
21:23Yes, that's right.
21:24That's right.
21:26All right, we should.
21:27See how it works?
21:28Here we go.
21:29It could be names.
21:30I don't know.
21:30Sorry.
21:31Yeah, okay, good.
21:31Yeah, okay, good.
21:32All right, perfect.
21:33All right.
21:34We've got this.
21:34But I like angry tots.
21:35Angry tots is my favorite.
21:37Oh, wow.
21:38This is.
21:40Okay.
21:43This is insane.
21:46Bloomin' onion.
21:47Poopy?
21:50Bloomin' onion.
21:54Turn it slow.
21:55Do it slow.
21:56Poopy?
21:58Bloomin'.
21:59Poopy.
22:01Blooming.
22:03Booby.
22:05Blooming.
22:06Bloo.
22:07Blooming.
22:09Bloomin'.
22:09I don't want to say what I think you're saying.
22:13It can't be that.
22:15Bloomin'.
22:16Bloomy.
22:22What are you doing?
22:24You can't say it.
22:26Bloomy.
22:26No.
22:27Bloomin' man.
22:28No.
22:29To be honest, I don't even know.
22:31Bloomin' onion.
22:32Okay, let's do second word.
22:34It's the most offensive thing.
22:36Stop doing that.
22:37Second word.
22:38Okay, second word.
22:39Oh, second word.
22:40Chop.
22:41Oh, cry.
22:42Onion.
22:43Chop.
22:44Yep, cry.
22:46Chop.
22:47Chop.
22:48Onion.
22:49Glass onion.
22:52Bloomin'.
22:52Bloomin' onion.
22:53Yes!
22:58When you have these headphones on, I swear to God, I'm like, I'm not saying that.
23:02And you were, like, saying it slower, like...
23:04I was like, hello, man.
23:06Yes, yes.
23:07You said it slower, and I'm like, okay, man.
23:09That could be it, but I don't think it would be.
23:12So, sorry.
23:13Oh, God.
23:13Bloomin' onion, of course.
23:14Bloomin' onion.
23:15Yes, fantastic.
23:16Applebee's or Outback.
23:17Yeah.
23:17There you go.
23:29Chic.
23:32No.
23:35Chic.
23:36Cheese.
23:37Chic.
23:39Cheese?
23:47G-E.
23:49Chic.
23:50G.
23:52Chic.
23:52Chic.
23:53Yes!
23:55That's impossible.
23:58That word is impossible.
23:59That is so cheating.
24:00Of course she's not going to say chic.
24:03Chic.
24:03Oh, okay.
24:04Maybe it's like a Devil Wears Pride theme to this.
24:06Maybe it's a fashion thing.
24:07Maybe it is.
24:08All right, here we go, bud.
24:09We got this.
24:10We're doing well.
24:10We're doing great.
24:11Yes, here we go.
24:11For the last one, we're a team.
24:13I told you.
24:14Oh.
24:15Okay.
24:17You're going to get this.
24:18I'm going to get this, yep.
24:19Yeah.
24:19High heel shoes.
24:21Ikea store.
24:26High heel shoes.
24:28I kiss you.
24:29Sure.
24:31High.
24:32Ike.
24:34Ike.
24:35Ike.
24:35Ike.
24:36Ike.
24:36I are yawning.
24:38Ike.
24:39Ike.
24:39Ike.
24:39Ike.
24:40Ike grow.
24:41Ike.
24:42Ike.
24:43High.
24:44Yep.
24:45Yep.
24:46High.
24:46High.
24:47Heel.
24:47High.
24:48Heel.
24:50Heel.
24:51Heel.
24:52Heel.
24:53High heels!
24:58Emily Blunt, everybody.
25:00Good luck.
25:00Devil Wears Prada 2 is in theaters of Prada.
25:03More tonight, Joe, after the break, stick around.
25:05Let's get a hint. Let's get a hint.
25:19Our next guest is a talented actor and musician
25:23starring in Netflix's number one comedy series,
25:26Running Point. Season 2 is out now.
25:29Please welcome Chet Hanks.
25:43Ooh, nice form. That's what I'm talking about.
25:46Chet Hanks right there.
25:51Chet Hanks.
25:52You are crushing it right now, by the way.
25:55Your band, Something Out West,
25:57performed at Stagecoach this past weekend.
26:00We did. We did.
26:01Congratulations, bud.
26:01And you're in the number one show on Netflix.
26:04Come on.
26:05Thank you. Thank you.
26:07Last time you were on the show, we were talking about your band,
26:10Something Out West, and you were like,
26:11yeah, I'm working on it. I'm writing.
26:13We're working on a new song.
26:14And now you're performing at Stagecoach,
26:17which is Coachella, basically.
26:19It was a big deal. It was a big deal.
26:20It's only our second show.
26:22It was only our second performance ever.
26:24So I'm, like, trying to play catch-up. I was nervous.
26:26You know what I mean?
26:26Of course.
26:27Most bands, like, perform for years
26:29before they get to a stage like that.
26:30Of course.
26:31Did you know what you were going to open with and close it with?
26:33And, like, what are you going to say to the crowd or anything?
26:36Yeah, that's the whole thing.
26:37It's like, you can know your set list,
26:38but when it's like, what am I going to say?
26:40You know what I mean? You can't really, like, pre-plan that.
26:42No, you don't have a stand-up act.
26:43Exactly. So you just kind of got to, like,
26:45take it as it comes, I guess.
26:47But the show went really well.
26:48You did well. Yeah, congrats.
26:50I saw that for your video for You Better Run,
26:53you kind of channeled your dad,
26:56and here's you as Forrest Gump.
26:59You better run. It makes sense.
27:02Yeah. Who thought of the idea?
27:03It was actually our drummer.
27:05He was like, you know what would be funny?
27:08Because, like, since the song is, like, called You Better Run,
27:12you know, and, like, in Forrest Gump, he runs.
27:16Yeah. Thank you.
27:17No spoilers, no spoilers. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:20If you guys did a parody of Forrest Gump,
27:22and I was like, that's a terrible idea.
27:25And then I thought about it for, like, five minutes,
27:27and I was like, that's actually hilarious.
27:29It's like a genius idea.
27:31And your dad actually did a cameo in the video, by the way.
27:34There he is right there, next to you.
27:36Go check that out, you guys, on YouTube.
27:38Yeah. Yeah. Please.
27:41You Better Run is the name of the song.
27:43What did he say when you asked him to do it?
27:45Immediately, yes, or was he like...
27:47What other ideas are you getting?
27:48He was like, I'll do it, but it's gonna cost you.
27:52Father's Day, I want a big gift.
27:53I'll put you in touch with my agent.
27:54Yeah, exactly, yeah.
27:56I know you moved to Nashville to pursue country music.
27:58Yes.
27:59And you were telling me this, but you didn't tell me
28:01that you were gonna move to an RV park.
28:03Well, I was like, I don't like, like,
28:09I didn't want to get an apartment.
28:10Right.
28:11Because I literally just got a condo in L.A.
28:13and I furnished it, you know?
28:15It was like my first, like, property, like, buying it.
28:18That's, yeah, you gotta appreciate that.
28:19I didn't want to do that again,
28:20and I didn't want to furnish it,
28:22so I was, like, staying in Airbnbs and hotels,
28:24and that gets really old,
28:25because I just like having my own space.
28:28Home, yeah.
28:29So, uh, I, like, went on this road trip, like,
28:31because I was just bored by myself.
28:33I wanted to do a little, like, getaway,
28:34and I drove up to the Bay Area in Carmel,
28:37if you know Carmel in California.
28:40It's really beautiful.
28:41Really gorgeous.
28:42And I stayed in a, like a, in a, in an Airstream trailer.
28:46Yes, the best.
28:47And I really loved it, and I was like, man,
28:49I want one of these, I want to get one of these.
28:51So I did, I got a trailer.
28:52It's not an Airstream, I'm not there yet,
28:54it's just a, but I'm really happy with it.
28:56Yeah, I mean, Airstreams are, it's like.
28:58It's the greatest.
28:59They are, they're, they're, they're serious, you know?
29:01Yes, they're gorgeous, it's just a regular RV.
29:03It's a Jayco, it's a Jayco Eagle,
29:05if you know anything about RVs, Jayco is really nice.
29:09Really? Oh, really?
29:10Yeah.
29:10Do you have a kitchen and all that stuff?
29:13Everything you need.
29:14I got my kitchen, I got, you know, a walk-in shower.
29:17That's a big deal with trailers, if it's a walk-in shower.
29:20Because sometimes it's like,
29:21they combine the toilet and the shower.
29:23It's called a wet bath.
29:25Wow. One stop shopping, yeah.
29:27So you have this RV, and are you friends with your neighbors?
29:30Are you, like, are you, like, RV-living right now?
29:33I'm probably, like, the youngest person in the trailer park
29:37by, like, probably by, like, 30 or 40 years.
29:40Yes!
29:41It's not what you think, you know?
29:42No. It's, it's, you think,
29:44oh, you're gonna live in a trailer park,
29:45it might be a little sketchy, it might be a little dangerous.
29:48It's, it's all just, like, retirees, you know?
29:50And friendly people, do you have...
29:52Great people.
29:53...campfires and activities and stuff?
29:54I do have a campfire outside of it.
29:57I have a fire pit, and I have used it.
29:59Yeah. Yeah.
30:00But most of the time, I just do exactly what I do at home,
30:03which is just stay inside and lay in bed
30:05and watch Netflix and things like that.
30:07Speaking of Netflix, that's a good transition.
30:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:10Congratulations, running point number one.
30:12Not too shabby, bud.
30:13Can't do better than number one, bud.
30:18Did you guys see it?
30:19Have you guys seen it?
30:20Have you seen it?
30:22You're hilarious in it.
30:24Our pal Kate Hudson is great, Brenda Song.
30:27It's fantastic. Congrats on season two.
30:29But what's happening in this season here?
30:32Do we get more Chet Hanks?
30:33We get some more of that.
30:35What's your name again?
30:37Travis.
30:37Travis Bug?
30:38Bug.
30:39Travis Bug, yeah.
30:40It's a fantastic name.
30:41Yeah, there's a little bit of drama going on.
30:43There's a little love triangle.
30:45Travis gets his feelings hurt,
30:47but then he discovers a love of his own, you know?
30:51And it's beautiful.
30:52There's a beautiful romance in it.
30:53And this last season, you told me
30:55that you have no clue how to play basketball.
30:57Still don't.
30:58I was gonna ask you, you still don't?
31:00Still don't.
31:00You still, yeah.
31:01I'm probably worse than I was before.
31:03Oh, my gosh.
31:04Kate Hudson told me to ask you what happened.
31:07Did you get stuck in Columbia or something?
31:08I did. I did get stuck in Columbia.
31:10But this is not for the show.
31:11This is real life.
31:12Real life, yeah. Real life.
31:14I was looking for it.
31:14Chet Hanks goes to Columbia for...
31:16Yeah. Well, it's not that interesting,
31:18but basically, I have two passports.
31:20Already I'm interested.
31:21So I'm a dual citizen.
31:22Oh, congratulations.
31:23With Greece.
31:23Um, so I'm like, well, if I have this other passport,
31:27like, what's the point in having another passport
31:29if I never use it, you know?
31:31Yeah.
31:31So when I left, I took my Greek passport,
31:34and I was like, should I take both?
31:36But I lose... I lose stuff a lot.
31:38Yeah.
31:38So I'm like, if I... if I only take one,
31:41then I reduce my chance of losing both my passport by 50%.
31:46Right?
31:47Yes, sure, sure, sure.
31:48So I left my American passport at home, right?
31:51Okay. All right.
31:52Turns out, you need an American passport
31:54to get back into America.
31:58Yeah, see, I learn something new every day.
32:01I didn't know.
32:02I didn't... I honestly didn't know that.
32:04No.
32:06Um...
32:07Yeah, because when I was trying to get back into America
32:09with my Greek passport, they were like,
32:11where's your green card?
32:12And I'm like, I don't have a green card.
32:13They're like, well, we need your green card information
32:15if we're gonna... if we're to let you on the flight.
32:17And I was like, well, I don't know what to tell you.
32:18I'm an American citizen.
32:20They're like, okay, where's your American passport?
32:21I'm like, I don't have it.
32:23They're like, this is crazy, man.
32:26How long have you stuck there?
32:27I was stuck there like an extra week.
32:30My... one of my good friends, Armin,
32:32he flew down to join me, and he brought my passport.
32:35See, that's what friends are for.
32:36Come on, Armin. Shout-out to Armin.
32:38Yeah, shout-out to Armin.
32:39You're a good man, dude.
32:41Yeah. Yeah.
32:43I'm happy you're back in the country, bud.
32:45Congrats on everything. I want to show a clip.
32:46Here's Chet Hanks in season two of Running Point. Take a look.
32:50Me and Brielle are in love.
32:51Okay, look.
32:54Great!
32:54Yeah, it's for a magazine cover.
32:56Which one?
32:56None yet, but I was hoping you could hook me up.
32:59I could call a friend at Condonast, maybe.
33:02Kind of nasty? That sounds tired.
33:04Travis, what do you need?
33:06Look, Marcus is not feeling coach at all, all right?
33:09And although I like Norm, and I've always wanted a firm-yet-loving-father figure,
33:13I already have that in Marcus, okay?
33:15I don't know who to listen to. Can you just tell me what to do, Mama? I mean, Isla.
33:20Okay, is this about what happened at the end of the game last night?
33:23Marcus missed a shot he's made a thousand times. It happens.
33:26No, that's not what happened. Dyson was supposed to get the ball. Marcus changed the play.
33:29And Norm is mad?
33:30Marcus ran sprints all practice.
33:32Marcus does not run sprints.
33:34Yeah, we're at Def Jam 2.
33:37Def Jam 2.
33:38Chet Hanks, everybody! Running Point!
33:42Season 2 is out now on Netflix.
33:44We'll be right back with more of tonight's show. Come on back!
33:56Next!
33:56To the team.
34:01Our next guest is performing at the Netflix is a Joke Fest in Los Angeles,
34:07May 6th, at the Hotel Cafe Main Stage, making his Tonight Show debut.
34:12Please welcome the very funny Francesco DiCarlo.
34:26Hi, hi everybody. My name is Francesco and I come from Rome, Italy.
34:32It's a great time to be a foreigner in this country.
34:37Yes. I've been waiting for this moment for all my life and now I'm here.
34:45Great idea, Francesco.
34:47No, no, I'm joking, officer. I come from Kansas City. Go, chief. I would say whatever to keep my visa,
34:58okay?
34:59How many foreigners tonight?
35:01Oh! Go back to your country.
35:05I'm one of them now.
35:08I cannot fool anyone with this accent. This is a very strong Italian accent.
35:40I don't like it because it's too strong, okay?
35:41I do something.
35:44And you know why?
35:46I really, I really respect Italian mobsters.
35:52I really respect Italian mafia people here for two reasons, two reasons.
36:00First of all, because from an anthropological point of view, I am scared.
36:06Very scared.
36:08And second, because I really admire the dedication, okay? I respect the work.
36:13You know how hard it is to terrorize a city with this ridiculous accent.
36:17How can you do that? It's very, it's impressive. It's so impressive.
36:25This is my, it's very hard to be scary if you sound like Super Mario, okay?
36:31This is a robbery. Like, put the money in the bag. Let's go.
36:37Let's go. Respect. Respect.
36:44I was watching a documentary about World War II, because I am a real man.
36:49And you know, during World War II, Italy was allied with Germany.
36:57What?
36:59Don't worry, jokes are coming.
37:02And it's interesting because the alliance of the bad guys
37:06was amongst Italy, Germany, and Japan.
37:09I don't know how familiar you are with these countries,
37:13but they are very different, okay?
37:15It's the most random alliance ever,
37:17because Germany and Japan are very strict, organized societies.
37:21Italy, ah!
37:23This is a gesture in Italy that means, ah, ah!
37:28Do it.
37:29And the voiceover in the documentary was so funny,
37:32because, ah, it was like, ah, Germany, the power of organization.
37:36Japan, honor and discipline.
37:38Italy, the art of improvisation.
37:42That's why I lost.
37:45We saved the world.
37:46You're welcome.
37:49But no matter what, ah, you like Italy.
37:51I love America.
37:52Do you like Italy?
37:53Yeah, ah, always, ah, we are the best.
37:56Italians, we are the best, and I'm so happy that you like Italy.
38:00Every time there is the same reaction,
38:01when people understand that I'm Italian here, they go crazy.
38:04They go, Francesco, are you Italian?
38:06And I say, yes.
38:07Oh, my God, I love Italy.
38:09I love Italy, I love Italy, I love Italy, I love Italy.
38:12Ah, last summer I was in Barcelona.
38:22Some people don't understand why this is funny.
38:26It's another country, it's in France.
38:37And I would like to close this set in the same way I finish every first date.
38:46Uh, yes, talking about my mother, she's great, she's the best, okay, she's a very Italian
38:59mom.
38:59The Italian moms are always very funny, very, in every situation, okay.
39:03She's a nurse.
39:04I want to tell you this story.
39:05Once we were on a flight, and this guy has an heart attack, and the flight attendant asked
39:10the people, is there a doctor, is there a doctor in this plane?
39:13And my mom stood up to help, and I stopped her, and I say something very stupid.
39:17I said, mom, where are you going?
39:18They asked for a doctor, you're a nurse.
39:21Very stupid, very stupid.
39:22I was a teenager, it was very stupid, okay.
39:25But, she gave me the most Italian answer ever.
39:28She said, they don't check your references.
39:38And she went, and the guy died.
39:42Thank you very much.
39:43That's all for me.
39:44Come on now.
39:47That's how you do it.
39:48Come on, bro.
39:50Thank you, buddy.
39:52Francesco DiCarlo!
39:55See Francesco at the Hotel Cafe in Los Angeles, May 6th.
40:00We'll be right back, everybody.
40:01Come on back.
40:02Oh, my God.
40:04Oh, my God, dude.
40:20My thanks to Emily Blunt, Chet Hanks, Francesco DiCarlo, and the roots right there from Philadelphia,
40:30Pennsylvania.
40:34Stay tuned for Late Night with Seth Meyers.
40:36Good night, everybody.
40:38I'll see you next time.
40:41Bye.
40:43Bye.
40:45Bye.
40:47Yeah.
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