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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's
00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know my husband made
00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall i'm literally the size of a dry
00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest i still believe
00:00:53our love's worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better
00:01:05to us to us
00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination
00:01:18and to dr carmichael couples therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom
00:01:24it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy
00:01:28yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but i am working through my narcissistic
00:01:37tendencies and i am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next
00:01:45stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture i'd like to go first okay great
00:02:01i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our anniversary
00:02:07so we can renew our vows new year new us
00:02:14i'm speechless
00:02:16we were so happy there
00:02:20really really are gary and meg gonna be there they're giving up cabo
00:02:24lulu
00:02:25our daughter has not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text
00:02:30okay
00:02:30okay my turn okay this will be but the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i
00:02:39have listed our house with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i'm going
00:02:44to land this big fish and tomorrow i'm going to get eld smith to bankroll the final stage of my
00:02:50life's
00:02:50work so that in one year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years
00:02:57ago a clean slate and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask
00:03:05is that for
00:03:06one more year you support me so i can get mine are you serious the listing went up today
00:03:19is this real very
00:03:25less
00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too
00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed
00:04:09how does one solve the problem of feeding the world
00:04:14only less little john knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to
00:04:22a fraction
00:04:22of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow ten a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the
00:04:30space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work my revolutionary molecular
00:04:37transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms oh the real question is
00:04:44can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized not only can we do it we
00:04:50will
00:04:50do it together helton smith we can make more with less that's l e s i'll take it from here
00:05:00less okay
00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds
00:05:12you call this the mini barn card no one calls it that it's just me see i grew up on
00:05:18a farm rich
00:05:45you call this the future
00:05:50you call this the future
00:06:02i am
00:06:05fucking amazed
00:06:08there's a corner there's a truck here look how tiny it is it's being tiny
00:06:12it's incredible i got you you did you really did it's crazy oh amazing again make it big i want
00:06:20to taste it
00:06:22oh a big coin takes a big investment oh there he is money man chiming in well go on uh
00:06:29you know uh
00:06:30flavor saver was a huge step forward it was the first and the best gmo tomato on the market but
00:06:37it was a
00:06:37failure well no it wasn't it was a breakthrough but it tasted like old band-aids admit it no i
00:06:46don't think
00:06:46i will admit it or i walk no
00:06:56i don't think it's going to be a failure i got you yes you did hilton but this agrotech
00:07:03is going to change the world jinx and just think this is only the beginning sorry who are you vivian
00:07:09hilton's chief scientist i'm the guts i just write the checks she's the brains and my guts never make
00:07:16mistakes i mean i would write you a check right now but for some reason i'm just not feeling yummy
00:07:26in my tummy
00:07:29you me who are you is this a true question i don't know is it well who are you i'm
00:07:38awesome i'm hilton
00:07:40well i'm awesome i'm less yeah i'm gonna need more
00:07:52you like it yeah i'm gonna lose my house
00:08:14hey hey uh something quietly revealed itself to me oh what's that maria's staff pick
00:08:24my rainbow starts with black it's a poet surprise winning novel by the one the only lindy mcmichael
00:08:30little john that's a lifetime ago 18 years and still a fan fave listen richie um we need to talk
00:08:42oh no yeah no we've just begun richie hold on this is just the first act not turn this into
00:08:50a tragedy
00:08:52tragedy is a better story oh i wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair
00:09:00you really saw me when i needed it the most yeah and and you really gave me that emotional intimacy
00:09:08that i craved you know you were a great shoulder an ear you're so handsome young smart and maybe in
00:09:19another life but but i fell in love
00:09:24and you i fell in less hell yes why less knows the real me the worst of me and he
00:09:33he still loves me
00:09:35i could love the worst you no he has 20 years on you and you've known me like a few
00:09:41months six and a
00:09:42half less he made a grand gesture and he promised me a fresh start and i believe him why no
00:09:52no no
00:09:53actually don't say love should remain a mystery my mom told me that okay i'm gonna go
00:10:01just wait wait wait this oh god i got you this christmas present absolutely cannot accept this
00:10:07you must or it means our love was in vain not love okay okay okay just open the card first
00:10:13there is no need
00:10:14you need to thank me okay
00:10:31merry christmas my love
00:10:33in anticipation of the new year new you and new us i thought this would be a great start
00:10:40open the present i'll wait
00:10:52i hate this rag i know you hate this rag but i knew you'd never send it in yourself give
00:10:58it a
00:10:58quick read see if you recognize it
00:11:02oh richie no no no what have you done i presented to be your book agent your story is gonna
00:11:09be in the
00:11:10new yorker no no i didn't write this i'm fucked i know it's overwhelming and i'm sure you don't
00:11:19oh that's richie no no no no oh my
00:11:24fuck oh oh shit shit shit shit oh
00:11:27pick up pick up
00:11:30terry oh okay there is a story there's a story in new york with my name on it
00:11:36and i need you to call me back this is an emergency for sirius this time call me back
00:11:41oh
00:11:42fuck
00:11:53hmm shut the door
00:11:54why
00:11:55because i want to raise my voice
00:11:58jesus jumping crackers why would you invite hilton to your charity event at your home tonight
00:12:05because he wants to know who i am
00:12:06but lindy will be there and i'm sorry am i the only one that remembers last year the the the
00:12:12the
00:12:12silent auction the pool incident and you're still serving alcohol this year right
00:12:16count me out i'm sorry i cannot watch
00:12:21i don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him
00:12:27but we are broke and here's all we have there are no more interested investors less with hilton's
00:12:35kind of cash you know what lindy and i are fine now we're good even and we're renewing our vows
00:12:41new
00:12:41year new us yes you said that last year this year it's gonna stick you sleeping in the same bed
00:12:46yes just sleeping sleeping plus big plus small plus it feels so much better if it was big we're
00:12:54on the road to big i promise you um okay
00:12:58lindy it's me it's me calling you um i'm not panicking but just call me back before the party okay
00:13:03it's not an emergency but it's an emergency oh so sorry sir um my uh my polyp is gone yeah
00:13:10but
00:13:11there's a hole in my heart now sounds like a case for the bard's guard so i'll be unable to
00:13:15attend
00:13:16your party this evening our loss good luck richard
00:13:41you're not jackie i'm hell don't make me raise it through i'm professor little john jackie's
00:13:48professor did she leave for break already have i missed her i hope not because i'm her ride
00:13:53jackie professor little john yeah lindy you should call me lindy oh uh hell uh professor little john is
00:14:00the reason that i'm here oh you wrote that book she loves i didn't read it no offense none taken
00:14:07jackie
00:14:07i'm so glad i caught you can we talk yeah just real quick oh you mean without me i do
00:14:14oh is it okay
00:14:15oh yeah a bit rude no offense but sure okay let's just have a okay um
00:14:23have i done something wrong professor little joe oh no no gosh no no i have i have
00:14:30i um i need to tell you something uh i loved your short story untitled on purpose that's the one
00:14:42yeah i loved it it was brilliant and the prose was incisive oh just the voice fresh distinguished rare
00:14:51one that deserves the attention of the new york literati
00:14:55i mean that that means the world to me professor little john it's almost it's almost christmas and
00:15:02you're at my door complimenting my work i oh my gosh i couldn't ask for a better okay listen to
00:15:06me
00:15:06listen to me yes you need to turn it into a novel right now now really really now mm-hmm
00:15:15um
00:15:16i guess i could get started over the break no you need to take next semester off and just write
00:15:21the whole
00:15:23semester you just want to isolate and write while it's fresh while it's here while untitled on
00:15:30purpose is coursing through you right yes i feel it okay so you need to isolate and write uh no
00:15:36distractions no internet no novels no magazines no uh nothing right nothing and just all winter long
00:15:43uh very a room of one's own right wolf it right wolf it could you do that yes well oh
00:15:49well how's dad my
00:15:50uncle flip he has a cabin back in montana that's super isolated oh well then pond isolated that's
00:15:55perfect right yes jackie yeah this has the potential to be your my rainbow starts with black no professor
00:16:05little john it it couldn't jackie i should know my goal in life is to just write one one great
00:16:14novel
00:16:15like you that's okay so we're agreed you're gonna isolate and write yes all semester all semester
00:16:22you're going to montana yes remember no magazines right no you don't want any uh just turn off the
00:16:28internet okay i will unplug completely yes okay hey merry christmas merry christmas to you too
00:17:00oh terry thank christ okay listen i have ten minutes blindsiding me with one short story
00:17:06published in the new york over the last two decades gets you one the fact that we've been friends for
00:17:10more than 20 years gets you another and the other eight belong to gillian flynn who continues to
00:17:15publish bestsellers which bought me a classic six off the park i didn't write the story it's my students
00:17:23work my ex-emotional lover long story found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine
00:17:30and i why would i correct him you know he sent it in oh without my knowledge on my behalf
00:17:37because he
00:17:38long story adored me and thought i was capable of writing something great again i'm taking a sabbatical
00:17:44from washu i'm headed to the gray house les and i are gonna renew our vows long story you're invited
00:17:50i know you hate him i did too but he is a good dad and i'm committed to committing to
00:17:56my marriage so i
00:17:59cannot handle this shit storm right now which is sure by the way to tarnish your reputation as well
00:18:05so if you want to keep that classic six then can you please please fix this fucking mess so i
00:18:12can
00:18:12focus on my vows and my marriage like i promised i hate you i know i hate me too thank
00:18:20you no you're
00:18:21not allowed to thank me
00:18:27i don't want to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you
00:18:52you're not allowed to do this behavior tonight hilton smith is attending condescending as always
00:18:56starla and who necessary and he is a big investor you know i thought the cover was on the pool
00:19:03last
00:19:03year right you know that great you already picked up the first frame to me and i did yep it's
00:19:08locked i
00:19:08know is this another party protest no hilton is here in five starla your dress is upstairs i need
00:19:15you inside now what dress let me assess your wardrobe situation and we both agreed that the only option
00:19:20was to outsource an upgrade
00:19:22insulting insulting and what if i hate it your futures are on the line he said to me quote no
00:19:29new year
00:19:30new us without new money unquote so please just move get out of the car now goodbye starla i will
00:19:40have
00:19:40the valet physically remove you i need a minute one minute
00:19:49you need a hulk out front stat
00:20:19come on tell me what les is working on
00:20:21this is the cover of scientific american he tells me nothing else
00:20:26and you never ask well i have printed that same quote from you ten times over the years
00:20:32all i'll say is first rule of fight club
00:20:34lynn and outdated just like scientific american
00:20:39you never ask me if i can
00:20:49vodka dry
00:20:56oh thank you
00:21:07big red has landed where's lindy i need eyes on lady tomato help give me a 20 on deep pockets
00:21:16double negative big red is not happy i know amazing style when i see it
00:21:21oh this is a facade oh well the facade is working i'm teetering on the precipice of being outed as
00:21:30a
00:21:30fraud which i probably deserve i'm supposed to be the supportive wife but uh my career going up in
00:21:40flames is banging around my brain that's all i can hear what does your husband think about that
00:21:45oh he has no clue he's a fraud too is that so welcome everyone uh every year um i say
00:21:57i'm
00:21:57going to keep it short and that this night is not about me it's about the children and tonight i'm
00:22:03actually going to keep that promise but you know let's be honest um it has to be about me first
00:22:08because you're all here to bid on my stuff well he's just playing the role of a charitable
00:22:16philanthropist but all he really cares about is his life's work first himself second our daughter third
00:22:23me last which i probably deserve well just curious what do you think about his life's work
00:22:29and a very personal little ditty about jack and diane
00:22:34my john cougar melancamp velcro wallet with my high school id still inside huh where else you
00:22:41gonna get one of those i can't tell you that it's so top secret i actually have no idea what
00:22:48it is
00:22:49oh hold on a second my my top elf is really trying to tell me something
00:22:53maybe tomato and the brand of deep pockets two drinks and third on deck
00:22:56you're fucking joking or you're fucking fired i'll turn on my headset
00:23:02but i can tell you
00:23:06he's brilliant don't tell him i said that yeah i mean i'm already last you know what's after last
00:23:15how much so yeah merry christmas and happy holidays and uh hopefully that covers it all okay
00:23:26less five minutes no two one later maybe done oh everybody was up no no i'm just explaining to
00:23:33this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season so as a joke last year i put into
00:23:39the silent auction as a joke watch almighty less walk on water i thought the cover was on the pool
00:23:46oh
00:23:46i'm so sorry i just want to say i'm so sorry well i pay right now to see that awesome
00:23:54less
00:23:54if you can walk on water you got my money are you being serious no no oh oh great so
00:24:02i can still
00:24:02get the money after the conversation with your wife uh i don't know how you hurt hilton i didn't know
00:24:10okay why don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks
00:24:16okay so um hilton i don't know what she said well she said that you put work first family third
00:24:21and
00:24:21her dead last that's out of context what kind of man are you i know i just i can't explain
00:24:31never explain anything i got you again again you suck at it i do i do i do so just
00:24:39to be clear
00:24:39lindy didn't tank the deal she closed it now she's awesome workaholics they changed the world
00:24:46i'm a workaholic i should know thank you thank you so much thank you so much i want to go
00:24:51to work
00:24:52right away like fuck the holidays yeah put on my christmas card every year yeah you really see me
00:24:57we both do oh it's you again hilton's chief scientist oh the brains and the boots the boots
00:25:03the boots on the ground what do the boots do the boots ensure that my guts are never wrong
00:25:09the boots are part of the deal i'm all in are you awesome less
00:25:21fine just just tell me i'm melting down because i fucked the deal
00:25:26no i closed the deal i closed the deal fantastic no what do you mean no that's so great oh
00:25:32my god i
00:25:32was so worried no now i am saddled with one of hilton's network of bio spies his chief scientist
00:25:39is going to come in and she's going to take credit for my work and all of this will have
00:25:43been for
00:25:43nothing i will be nothing my legacy will be nothing i shall go to the grave without a nobel
00:25:49you know this was my last chance at greatness god hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey come
00:26:00on you
00:26:00remember joan ryan huh yeah my nemesis at mit that's right you were convinced that the phd board was
00:26:11going to pick her over you and you were going to be relegated to just a footnote in the science
00:26:16community or some other science bad thing right but what actually happened less they chose me
00:26:23they chose you and where's joan ryan teaching at berkeley
00:26:31and where are you in st louis but why oh uh to give the finger those ungrateful pricks at
00:26:39monsanto and to build the menlo park of the midwest and how how because i am i am a partner
00:26:45in my own
00:26:45company creating the bio agro tech that will change the world that's right yeah you're going to change
00:26:49the world and you are i've always believed that even when you hated me oh especially when i hated you
00:27:02so what do i do you do what you always do you get back in the workshop and you figure
00:27:10it out
00:27:11that's what less little john does yeah right yeah right okay that's it that's it thank you
00:27:23thank you for being so understanding so now i gotta get back in the workshop and let's move our
00:27:33renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea less no i didn't what that's what you said
00:27:38right huh did i yeah gary and meg oh gary and meg would much prefer to go to cabo let's
00:27:45send them
00:27:45something sign my name no no no it will be so humiliating don't worry don't worry i'll tell
00:27:49lulu that she can just go skiing with her friends like she wanted so i'll see you when i see
00:27:52you i'll
00:27:53be back when i'm back and um i love you and i can't wait for new year new us next
00:27:58year
00:28:08is he fucking kidding me
00:28:28lindy
00:28:29lindy
00:28:30ritchie um
00:28:32i made a mistake and i'm i'm leaving less tonight
00:28:37i heard the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful i've been hoping for a christmas miracle
00:28:41yeah i'm gonna go to vermont i'm gonna go to the gray house and i um could you could you
00:28:47come with
00:28:47me where you finished your masterpiece i'd be honored to be invited a gift beyond measure
00:28:53i have 10 vacation days and one personal day bank
00:28:57heart emoji
00:28:59let's meet at mandy's diner at midnight
00:29:01heart emoji back i'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart
00:29:06did you love my present
00:29:08the fuck
00:29:08pardon
00:29:09yeah i
00:29:11i didn't have the
00:29:14heart to open it so um i'll just
00:29:16bring it with me okay
00:29:17new year
00:29:18new you
00:29:19new us
00:29:20oh is vermont cold i get
00:29:43everybody out in 30 minutes or hulk is gonna see me smash
00:29:49iceberg ahead 30 clicks abandoned ship lady tomato about to burst
00:29:53hey hey hey
00:29:55les promised me a minute
00:29:59i'll give you 20
00:30:18excuse me
00:30:19i thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays
00:30:23martin signed the loi asap and hilton turned on the money hose in good faith
00:30:27i didn't sign i'm a partner
00:30:29apparently not the important one
00:30:32oh
00:30:32well
00:30:33now i'm inspired
00:30:35and i would like you
00:30:36to leave
00:30:37a genius needs his space
00:30:39exactly
00:30:40and i plan on being inspired throughout the holidays
00:30:44i know this is a difficult transition period
00:30:46i'll give you tonight
00:30:48but i will be back tomorrow
00:30:52boots on the ground
00:30:53dr littlejohn
00:30:57fuck me
00:30:59fuck me
00:31:00fuck me
00:31:11I don't know.
00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.
00:31:39She what?
00:32:02You're old. Text me.
00:32:09Fuck you, too.
00:32:14Starla?
00:32:25Freezers, off limits. From now on, till I say.
00:32:28I need to regroup. Where are you going?
00:32:31I'm leaving you.
00:32:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
00:32:35How's that?
00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career? Think I don't know?
00:32:39You don't think Mills will call me for comment, Lindy?
00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.
00:32:44I'm a hoax, you know what?
00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
00:32:48You mentioned Joan.
00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.
00:32:52I'm not intentionally.
00:32:53Oh?
00:32:54For anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.
00:32:55And I, too, blame the patriarchy for that.
00:32:57I never said misogynist.
00:32:59Why would you do this? Why?
00:33:00You know why.
00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?
00:33:04This is about you.
00:33:06And our marriage.
00:33:08And breaking the promise of step three, colon, a grand gesture.
00:33:11And our daughter who hates me.
00:33:14Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
00:33:17Career?
00:33:18Stop!
00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts.
00:33:22This is what you did.
00:33:23You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family.
00:33:26You changed the names.
00:33:27You added a little bit of wry sarcasm.
00:33:29And then you called it fiction.
00:33:30And you got lucky.
00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.
00:33:34No shit.
00:33:35My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on
00:33:40bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion
00:33:44in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to
00:33:49so that you could try to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.
00:33:55Oh, my God.
00:33:56I'm so sorry.
00:33:57What is it you need right now?
00:33:59I need you.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:00I need your support.
00:34:02This is my last chance.
00:34:04You already got your prize.
00:34:06And, in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.
00:34:12Every book signing.
00:34:13Every interview.
00:34:14I held your purse.
00:34:16I held my tongue.
00:34:17You know, I was there for the ride.
00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.
00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
00:34:24I have paid that debt.
00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.
00:34:29You had Flavor Saver.
00:34:32And it was insufferable.
00:34:36Still is.
00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.
00:34:40I didn't get my prize.
00:34:42Swing and a miss.
00:34:43How is it my fault?
00:34:46How?
00:34:47My apologies.
00:34:49Forgive me for being ambitious.
00:34:50Coasting by on a one-hit wonder isn't enough for me.
00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
00:34:56Huh?
00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.
00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
00:35:04That's me?
00:35:04That's what you think of me?
00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years.
00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved Greyhouse, huh?
00:35:13With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm,
00:35:18because, quote, I promise we'd return there one day, unquote.
00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
00:35:28And there it is, everyone.
00:35:30That's our show.
00:35:32Same line every time.
00:35:41This is the top-secret thing you've been working on?
00:35:44Give me that.
00:35:45Give me that.
00:35:45A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.
00:35:52This is what you said to every female scientist that's ever had a better idea.
00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.
00:36:07What a gentleman.
00:36:08Oh, fuck.
00:36:10What?
00:36:11Oh, no, Lindy.
00:36:13What?
00:36:15What's your job?
00:36:28Oh, God.
00:36:32Is she dead?
00:36:38Lindy.
00:36:40Say something.
00:36:42Are you alive?
00:36:44Oh, you're alive!
00:36:48Fuck you!
00:36:50Fuck you!
00:37:07Merry Christmas.
00:37:08I don't want to die tonight.
00:37:27Last...
00:37:28Oh, fuck.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:36What's inside of me, sir?
00:37:39Oh, shit.
00:37:43Oh, shit.
00:37:45Oh, my God.
00:37:59How much did I drink last night?
00:38:02Less?
00:38:07Why would you put the plaid back up?
00:38:09Oh, it's my eyes.
00:38:14Oh, it's my head.
00:38:18Oh, I'll try January starts today.
00:38:24Oh, wow.
00:38:28That really cleaned up.
00:38:32Last...
00:38:38Who's at the door?
00:38:41Who's at the door?
00:38:51What is this nonsense?
00:38:56Tense.
00:39:01No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:03Lindy?
00:39:04Everything is fine.
00:39:06Don't freak out.
00:39:17Lindy?
00:39:17No, no, no.
00:39:19No.
00:39:20Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
00:39:23Stop screaming at me!
00:39:31No, no, no, no.
00:39:33Oh, no, no, no.
00:39:34Don't freak out.
00:39:35Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:39:38Whoa, whoa.
00:39:41Oh, oh.
00:39:42Oh, jeez.
00:39:47There you are.
00:39:49You're okay.
00:39:53I am not okay!
00:39:57Can you hear me? I am not okay!
00:40:06I am not okay!
00:40:08It works! I can hear you!
00:40:10You're too loud!
00:40:12Sorry!
00:40:13Well now I can't hear you!
00:40:15How about now?
00:40:16No, too loud!
00:40:18Now?
00:40:18No!
00:40:19Softer!
00:40:20No!
00:40:21Better!
00:40:22I hate this fucking thing!
00:40:27Can you hear me now?
00:40:29Say again?
00:40:30Can you hear me now?
00:40:31Yes!
00:40:32Sorry! Sorry! I'm so sorry!
00:40:35Are you okay?
00:40:36I'm fine!
00:40:38I heard that!
00:40:38I think we got it!
00:40:41Hi!
00:40:42What the fuck Les!
00:40:44I heard that too!
00:40:46Loud and clear!
00:40:46Okay?
00:40:47Mindy I'm so sorry!
00:40:49It was an accident!
00:40:50And uh...
00:40:51I can't believe it even happened!
00:40:53I...
00:40:53I...
00:40:53But you're incredible!
00:40:55I mean...
00:40:56You're beautiful!
00:41:01Are you smiling right now?!
00:41:04No!
00:41:05No, no, no!
00:41:05No, of course not!
00:41:06I...
00:41:06I just...
00:41:08I...
00:41:08Just like...
00:41:11Wow!
00:41:13Wow!
00:41:14Wow!
00:41:15No!
00:41:15I apologize!
00:41:16You're my wife!
00:41:16You're not an experimenter!
00:41:18I should hope so!
00:41:20Jesus!
00:41:21Oh my god!
00:41:22This is your job?!
00:41:24Is this how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
00:41:29So they don't what?
00:41:30Eat more?
00:41:30I don't...
00:41:31Do you want me to answer that?
00:41:34Or...
00:41:34Explain it to me!
00:41:36Well...
00:41:37Um...
00:41:38It's called...
00:41:39Cellular reduction...
00:41:40And um...
00:41:41It's the process of miniaturization and restoration...
00:41:43Of...
00:41:44Organic fruit...
00:41:45Uh...
00:41:45And vegetables...
00:41:46And that's how...
00:41:47I plan...
00:41:48To solve world hunger!
00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
00:41:52Jesus!
00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works!
00:41:55Oh right, well...
00:41:55I just reversed the process.
00:41:57That's the restoration part.
00:41:59Great!
00:42:01Restore me!
00:42:03Now please!
00:42:04I can do that!
00:42:05Um...
00:42:06Uh...
00:42:06But first...
00:42:07A surprise!
00:42:09Meet me in the dining room!
00:42:14Merry Christmas, Lindy!
00:42:16Les!
00:42:16Do I look...
00:42:17Merry...
00:42:18Or hungry?
00:42:20Well it's kinda hard to tell from this distance...
00:42:22Um...
00:42:22I'm not!
00:42:23Make me big again...
00:42:25Now!
00:42:26Heard that...
00:42:26Loud and clear...
00:42:27Um...
00:42:28The thing is...
00:42:29Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
00:42:32I can...
00:42:32And I will...
00:42:33Um...
00:42:34The thing is...
00:42:35That it's just...
00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day...
00:42:37Uh...
00:42:38Or two...
00:42:39Tops...
00:42:39But...
00:42:40You'll be fine...
00:42:41Everything's gonna be okay...
00:42:42You're healthy...
00:42:42I checked your vitals...
00:42:44Wait...
00:42:44I could die?
00:42:46Tiny?
00:42:46No...
00:42:47You're not gonna die...
00:42:49Tiny...
00:42:49You'll be safe in the dollhouse...
00:42:52Because it's...
00:42:53It's almost exactly the same as our house house...
00:42:56Um...
00:42:57The stove works...
00:42:58The refrigerator works...
00:43:00There's food...
00:43:01The water runs...
00:43:02And...
00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home...
00:43:06Your clothes...
00:43:08From your closet...
00:43:10Um...
00:43:12And...
00:43:12Uh...
00:43:13This...
00:43:13Curling thing...
00:43:17And...
00:43:17Your hairbrush...
00:43:18Uh...
00:43:19Cold cream...
00:43:21Looked important...
00:43:22Oh!
00:43:23And I remembered your coffee...
00:43:24And the coffee maker...
00:43:25Worked perfectly, right?
00:43:27Oh!
00:43:27One crucial thing...
00:43:28Um...
00:43:28To the toilet...
00:43:29Uh...
00:43:30It works...
00:43:30I figured it out...
00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet...
00:43:33Downstairs...
00:43:34Ever...
00:43:35You will be restored to regular size...
00:43:37I...
00:43:37I promise it...
00:43:38This is just temporary, Lindy...
00:43:40I am so close...
00:43:41Truly...
00:43:42Now it's so close?!
00:43:45Not a day...
00:43:46Or two...
00:43:47Tops...
00:43:48Less...
00:43:49You motherfuckers!
00:43:53Hey...
00:43:54Calm down...
00:43:57Calm...
00:43:58Calm...
00:43:59fucking...
00:43:59Down!
00:44:01Ah!
00:44:03Ah!
00:44:07Ah!
00:44:08Ah!
00:44:12Ah!
00:44:13Ah!
00:44:14Ah!
00:44:14Ah!
00:44:15Ah!
00:44:15Why...
00:44:16Why...
00:44:16Why...
00:44:18Hey, lady...
00:44:20I'm gonna...
00:44:23I need a minute!
00:44:25I don't mind if you let off.
00:44:30He's been away.
00:44:41You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
00:44:47She's on her way, boy.
00:44:49She's gone back to her husband.
00:44:50No.
00:44:51They always do.
00:44:52Not this time.
00:44:53No-noob-noob.
00:44:53Because we've got plans.
00:44:55Yep.
00:44:56We've got concrete plans.
00:45:02How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?
00:45:07Uber romantic.
00:45:15There are multiple reasons you could be late.
00:45:17No, I know Lindy's coming.
00:45:19Why, you may ask?
00:45:22Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.
00:45:26Destined to be written.
00:45:28Immortalized for generations to come.
00:45:33Quiet, everybody, please.
00:45:34Quiet, please!
00:45:36Sorry.
00:45:37Oh.
00:45:39It's work.
00:45:40It's work.
00:45:41It's work.
00:45:42Hey, Martin.
00:45:44Well, I was going to head out of town, so...
00:45:48No, no, no, no.
00:45:49Of course, of course.
00:45:50I'll just head into the lab.
00:45:55No, I've not heard from us.
00:45:58Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
00:46:02Yeah, okay, bye.
00:46:03Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
00:46:07Bart, can I be honest?
00:46:08I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
00:46:13Oh.
00:46:15Is he suffering?
00:46:21Take those off.
00:46:22I feel like a specimen.
00:46:24And come closer.
00:46:25I don't want to keep yelling.
00:46:30Jesus, the 96?
00:46:32If there was ever a time.
00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
00:46:37Well, I couldn't.
00:46:38It was top secret.
00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA.
00:46:41It's bullshit.
00:46:43You didn't trust me.
00:46:45Which makes me so sad.
00:46:49Makes me so sad.
00:46:52Fuck you.
00:46:54But...
00:46:55Yeah.
00:46:59Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
00:47:02What?
00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:07They are so cute!
00:47:11Wait.
00:47:12And legible?
00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:17They're so cute.
00:47:19Oh, and functional.
00:47:21Happy birthday, Lindy.
00:47:24How cute.
00:47:26And accurate.
00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
00:47:33Never put it together.
00:47:35You also said you didn't want to know.
00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me.
00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
00:47:43No, no, no.
00:47:44No, Les.
00:47:45Take me with you.
00:47:46I'm portable.
00:47:47You'll be safer here in the dollhouse.
00:47:48I feel very not safe.
00:47:50I feel very small.
00:47:51And, like, something bad could happen.
00:47:54I won't let something happen.
00:47:55Something did.
00:47:56Something else.
00:47:57Beyond the accident.
00:47:59But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
00:48:01Please, Les. I do not want to be alone.
00:48:03Please, I'm scared.
00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
00:48:09Oh, God.
00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
00:48:13Not me.
00:48:15I can show you.
00:48:16No, I, I don't.
00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?
00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon.
00:48:24I promise.
00:48:25Trust me.
00:48:29Okay.
00:48:32This is crazy.
00:48:34Oh, fuck.
00:48:44Oh, fuck.
00:49:10I mean, everything's really big.
00:49:14Really?
00:49:28Wow.
00:49:29I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
00:49:33You see this dust ball?
00:49:36Do you think I could choke on this?
00:49:39Oh.
00:49:41Yeah, put that down.
00:49:44Hello, Dolores.
00:49:45Look who it is.
00:49:47See?
00:49:48She's not that scary.
00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?
00:49:51Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?
00:49:55No, no, no.
00:49:56It's trying to eat me.
00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me.
00:49:59Can you put me down, please?
00:50:01Put me down.
00:50:04No, I'm not going to go back.
00:50:06You have to go back.
00:50:07No, I'm not going to go back.
00:50:08It's fun for theαΊ‘n.
00:50:14It's fun, right?
00:50:16We all love a train ride.
00:50:18Merry Christmas, Lindy.
00:50:20Merry Christmas, Wendy!
00:50:28Merry Christmas.
00:50:30Merry Christmas, Wendy!
00:50:38Merry Christmas to me!
00:50:45Merry Christmas, Wendy!
00:50:50Maybe too many times around?
00:50:51I want to get off!
00:50:53I don't like it!
00:50:55Oh, I'm gonna be sick!
00:50:59Oh, God.
00:51:01Oh, my God.
00:51:06Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:51:09I'm so sorry this happened.
00:51:12So incredibly sorry.
00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
00:51:26I'm gonna go to the lab to refuel.
00:51:28What am I supposed to do with this?
00:51:30I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it, but I don't know.
00:51:34Um, Scarface?
00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.
00:51:41How are you feeling?
00:51:43Really?
00:51:44I mean...
00:51:45I know what you mean.
00:51:47Better.
00:51:50I did always love this couch.
00:52:05When you're ready.
00:52:07Uh, pour away.
00:52:13Don't be shy.
00:52:16So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?
00:52:22Temporary tiny life.
00:52:23How long again?
00:52:24A day.
00:52:26Two at the most.
00:52:26I'm so close.
00:52:27So close.
00:52:28Yeah.
00:52:29Yeah.
00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?
00:52:36Floor is clean.
00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.
00:52:40Six-inch-tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
00:52:42Kind of.
00:52:51Last, you put parmesan in the potatoes.
00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.
00:52:57With a twist.
00:52:59Who?
00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.
00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.
00:53:06I still don't know who that is.
00:53:07Walt?
00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
00:53:11That's a stretch.
00:53:12What?
00:53:13I am blonde.
00:53:14Les said that we could be twins.
00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
00:53:18No, no, I think with the bright hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean.
00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.
00:53:24Because it sold a million copies?
00:53:26Because it won the Pulitzer.
00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.
00:53:31You're not excited?
00:53:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
00:53:34I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.
00:53:37The book wasn't well received.
00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer night.
00:53:41The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added, that does not a Pulitzer make.
00:53:45Their words.
00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if
00:53:55I were the devil incarnate.
00:53:57Walt?
00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
00:54:00That's not a stretch.
00:54:01Mom.
00:54:02It's fiction.
00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.
00:54:06Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
00:54:09It's a comedy.
00:54:10It's a dark comedy.
00:54:11A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster-of-a-mother character.
00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
00:54:28Walked out or was driven away?
00:54:29Jim abandoned me.
00:54:30No, he stopped being married to you.
00:54:34He abandoned me.
00:54:36Me too.
00:54:37And he's still the hero.
00:54:39I tried my best.
00:54:42Walt?
00:54:42If I may, Walt?
00:54:44Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane.
00:54:49With a twist.
00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?
00:54:52It's Parmesan cheese.
00:54:53Try it.
00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
00:55:03Just like you.
00:55:09Walt.
00:55:10Sorry.
00:55:10I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.
00:55:16Yes.
00:55:17Yes.
00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.
00:55:19It's like an arch for what?
00:55:21It's the gateway to the west.
00:55:24I think it's great.
00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.
00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.
00:55:32I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
00:55:34I have to say hello.
00:55:40What's going on?
00:55:41Do you want to have sex?
00:55:41Oh, yes.
00:55:43Yes, we're here.
00:55:45We'll be quiet.
00:55:46We'll be fine.
00:55:47Oh, you're set to high volume.
00:55:50Watch.
00:55:51Watch.
00:55:51Watch.
00:55:52Watch.
00:55:52Watch.
00:55:54Okay.
00:55:55Okay.
00:55:55Good.
00:55:56Goodbye.
00:56:03Okay.
00:56:25Oh, Jesus.
00:56:26Whoa.
00:56:27Can we help you?
00:56:29Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.
00:56:32The one with the toilet.
00:56:34I can see the light.
00:56:36I lost a toilet.
00:56:41He's trying to escape.
00:56:45We're to the arch.
00:56:48Oh, my God.
00:56:50Oh, fuck.
00:56:51Okay, okay.
00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.
00:56:55I don't think you can.
00:56:58Hey.
00:57:03I'm not really like her, though, right?
00:57:05My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
00:57:09Does that make me Walt?
00:57:12Seriously, no.
00:57:12Seriously?
00:57:13Seriously?
00:57:14Seriously.
00:57:16No.
00:57:17Fuck no.
00:57:18Because she's...
00:57:19No, she's unbelievable.
00:57:20I'm not in a good way.
00:57:24It's going to be okay.
00:57:26It's only a few days.
00:57:31Only a few days.
00:57:38It's only a few days.
00:57:40Maybe...
00:57:41I'm not in a good way.
00:57:42Yes.
00:58:09What?
00:58:11What?
00:58:12What?
00:58:14It can't be right.
00:58:18Okay, I'm coming in.
00:58:19Now.
00:58:21Now-ish.
00:58:45What?
00:58:46What?
00:58:49What?
00:58:54No, no, no, no!
00:59:00What?
00:59:02What?
00:59:05Ow, fuck!
00:59:07You fuzzy fucker.
00:59:19Stop.
00:59:21Stop it, you're fine.
00:59:23You're fine.
00:59:24You're bad enough already.
00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?
00:59:42Hey!
00:59:44Hey!
00:59:47Yes, Richard?
00:59:48What is it?
00:59:49Oh.
00:59:50You seem upset.
00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine.
00:59:52I'm fine.
00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
00:59:58you're
00:59:59at.
01:00:00Okay, right?
01:00:00Is that all?
01:00:02Now you've got me worried.
01:00:03Is everything all right at home?
01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy, Lindy's her name, right?
01:00:07Yes, Richard, she's fine.
01:00:07Everything okay?
01:00:08Good, good.
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:10She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home writing.
01:00:15She's keeping busy.
01:00:16She's writing, writing.
01:00:18That's wonderful.
01:00:19That's wonderful.
01:00:20Richard!
01:00:21Get your butt inside!
01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity.
01:00:24I'm upset.
01:00:27I'll see you later.
01:00:38I'll see you later.
01:00:39Last.
01:00:41Last?
01:00:42Oh!
01:00:47That is a toy.
01:00:53He left me?
01:00:54right
01:00:56I have to trust him
01:01:02I cannot spiral
01:01:04oh
01:01:09why not
01:01:10okay that's it
01:01:13that's good space colon
01:01:14colon
01:01:16colonel
01:01:18colonel
01:01:20space colonel
01:01:22next stop Uranus
01:01:23I could
01:01:25fuck I'm already spiraling
01:01:27you made me believe you were so close
01:01:30so I believed you
01:01:32yes and you should believe me that's our deal
01:01:33there is mathematical truth in stating I am so close
01:01:36so what does so close
01:01:39mean to you
01:01:40in this context today
01:01:41I can't put an actual number on it
01:01:44I don't know
01:01:46what
01:01:46what have you done
01:01:49what have I done
01:01:50Martin I didn't want to say you have one job
01:01:53contract is for 30 days
01:01:56that's insane
01:01:57well you said that you were close
01:01:5930 days
01:02:02well it will work
01:02:03I mean
01:02:04the math says it will
01:02:05and math is never wrong
01:02:06so
01:02:07now you have 30 days
01:02:08no no no we have 30 days
01:02:10oh now it's we
01:02:11what does it say exactly
01:02:12what does the small print say
01:02:13it says that we have 30 days
01:02:16to prove that the restoration formula works
01:02:19or the patent on our tech
01:02:22on my tech thank you
01:02:23reverts to Hilton
01:02:24and Hilton sues you
01:02:26sues us
01:02:28for fraud
01:02:29and you go to jail
01:02:30to jail
01:02:31well can he do that
01:02:33he can
01:02:34and after 30 days it goes
01:02:36the tech
01:02:37the lab
01:02:38the Bob's
01:02:38gone
01:02:40but
01:02:41but
01:02:41okay so how do I make
01:02:43how do I
01:02:47how do I make things big again
01:02:49because I
01:02:49I have to make things big again
01:02:51well after 30 days
01:02:53you can't
01:02:56this is
01:02:57actually silly
01:02:58I mean can he actually do this
01:03:00yes
01:03:01he can
01:03:02it says it
01:03:03right here
01:03:05less
01:03:06less
01:03:09how bad is this
01:03:12okay
01:03:17I'm not even going to ask about the cat
01:03:23um
01:03:36I got you something for Christmas
01:03:40I didn't get you anything
01:03:43oh
01:03:43it's okay
01:03:45I didn't want you
01:03:48like what Shakespeare used to write with
01:03:50you never like Shakespeare
01:03:52well everybody knows you like Shakespeare
01:03:54bar's card
01:03:55well you talk about it a lot
01:03:58um
01:03:59you seem a little bit down
01:04:01no
01:04:02I'm just tired
01:04:04I was waiting up last night for someone
01:04:08someone special
01:04:10you know
01:04:11and it's just
01:04:13you know
01:04:13well Merry Christmas
01:04:15Richard
01:04:16thank you Janet
01:04:17this is a very thoughtful gift
01:04:19so
01:04:19thank you
01:04:24thy returneth
01:04:26to thy grind
01:04:28oh
01:04:35okay
01:04:36buddy
01:04:38neighbor move here
01:04:48oh
01:04:49right
01:04:52okay
01:04:53oh
01:04:55that's good
01:04:56okay
01:05:01oh
01:05:03come on
01:05:06okay
01:05:09oh
01:05:09my god
01:05:14oh
01:05:15there we go
01:05:17guide
01:05:22oh
01:05:23a classic
01:05:24gum
01:05:29volume
01:05:33we're never turning this off
01:05:35oh
01:05:36okay
01:05:36sacks
01:05:38so
01:05:40we've got popcorn
01:05:43but no candy
01:05:47oh
01:05:48less
01:05:49that's just for me
01:05:59Richard
01:05:59I need everyone at the top of their game today
01:06:01it's a big day
01:06:02it could be the day
01:06:03needs to be the day
01:06:04or two
01:06:05at the most
01:06:11here are my thoughts
01:06:15adjust the last line
01:06:16on the Maxwell stress tensor
01:06:18to B sub J
01:06:19minus one half times
01:06:20the quantity epsilon naught
01:06:23times E squared
01:06:24plus B squared
01:06:24over mu naught
01:06:27thoughts complete
01:06:28Bob
01:06:30implement his thoughts
01:06:36B sub J
01:06:37minus one half
01:06:38times the quantity
01:06:40of epsilon naught
01:06:41times E squared
01:06:42plus B squared
01:06:43over mu naught
01:06:45complete
01:06:46Carl
01:06:47implement his thoughts
01:06:48and
01:06:48.
01:06:53.
01:07:17.
01:07:29Let's make history.
01:08:18Let's make history.
01:08:19Richard, Bob the Explainer.
01:08:23Nominal success. Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
01:08:28Same as previous attempt.
01:08:31Molecular disequilibrium.
01:08:32Eraser Bob. See medic.
01:08:34Bring in Fred. Clean up an aisle everywhere.
01:08:38Richard.
01:08:39We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
01:08:43We'll go again.
01:08:45No, you won't.
01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
01:08:54Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
01:08:59No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:02Um, this is not how we work here.
01:09:05We are making history, okay?
01:09:07That corn was regular size.
01:09:10It's incredible.
01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?
01:09:13Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
01:09:20in the break room.
01:09:21Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody.
01:09:25This is Virginia.
01:09:26Vivian.
01:09:27Vivian.
01:09:27I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
01:09:31And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
01:09:33Can we just talk about this?
01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
01:09:40I don't care about the money.
01:09:41Of course you don't.
01:09:42You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
01:09:48I had to open the books.
01:09:50Well, it had to be perfect.
01:09:51What?
01:09:52Irresponsible and deeply sad.
01:09:54Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
01:09:56It's Hilton Smith's money.
01:09:57This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
01:10:00Ergo, I run this lab.
01:10:02This is unacceptable!
01:10:04And it's ridiculous!
01:10:05And do, do something!
01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me.
01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now!
01:10:13Well, good luck reaching him.
01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
01:10:20Guam?
01:10:21Guam?
01:10:22What?
01:10:23Shut it down.
01:10:24We'll try again tomorrow.
01:10:26Together.
01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.
01:10:30You're an OSHA violation!
01:10:33Dear hairy Jesus!
01:10:35I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
01:10:4029 days.
01:10:41Not helpful.
01:10:42Not!
01:10:43The point!
01:10:51What have I done?
01:10:59Midnight for the stars and dew.
01:11:06Midnight and a rendezvous.
01:11:11Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life for you.
01:11:22It's my phone.
01:11:25My phone!
01:11:26Oh!
01:11:27Oh!
01:11:30Oh!
01:11:31Coming!
01:11:32What?
01:11:43No!
01:11:45No!
01:11:47No!
01:11:49No!
01:11:53No!
01:11:54No!
01:11:55No!
01:12:01No!
01:12:04No!
01:12:04Did you just say something?
01:12:12Am I losing my mind?
01:12:13No!
01:12:19No!
01:12:20I can see me in you.
01:12:26What?
01:12:28Ah!
01:12:29What is that?!
01:12:30Oh!
01:12:31Oh!
01:12:32Oh, fuck!
01:12:34Oh, fuck!
01:12:43What the f-
01:12:45Ow!
01:12:46Fuck!
01:12:47Ah!
01:12:52Jesus!
01:12:54Fuck!
01:12:55Goddammit, let-
01:12:58For fuck's sake!
01:13:03God!
01:13:04Dang it!
01:13:13Ah!
01:13:16Ha!
01:13:19Ah!
01:13:22Ah!
01:13:24Ah!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:34Aah!
01:13:36Ah!
01:13:37Ah!
01:13:38Oh!
01:13:39Oh!
01:13:41Oh!
01:13:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:13:54Oh, oh, oh.
01:13:58Oh.
01:14:03Oh.
01:14:05Oh.
01:14:08Oh.
01:14:10Oh.
01:14:11Oh.
01:14:11Oh.
01:14:15Oh.
01:14:17Oh.
01:14:18What the?
01:14:19Oh, oh.
01:14:22Oh, God.
01:14:24Oh, oh.
01:14:26Oh, oh.
01:14:33Lucky, hold on.
01:14:35I'll save you.
01:14:37Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:41Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:44Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:45Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:45Oh, oh, oh.
01:14:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:14:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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