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00:00:04So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play him on.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, yeah!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop.
00:01:07I don't want you to stop.
00:01:11I don't want you to stop.
00:01:13I don't want you to stop.
00:01:35I don't want you to stop.
00:01:37I don't want you to stop.
00:01:39I don't want you to stop.
00:01:55I don't want you to stop.
00:01:59I don't want you to stop.
00:02:13I don't want you to stop.
00:02:19I don't want you to stop.
00:02:55I don't want you to stop.
00:03:10I don't want you to stop.
00:03:24I don't want you to stop.
00:03:47I don't want you to stop.
00:04:04I don't want you to stop.
00:04:15I don't want you to stop.
00:04:37I don't want you to stop.
00:04:39I don't want you to stop.
00:04:40Hi, my name's Cypher.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:47Eva.
00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:55I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:04:59So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:05$1,000 an hour?
00:05:06Well, yeah.
00:05:08It's $500 a day.
00:05:10Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:13Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:15That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:17You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:19Look, my requirements are simple.
00:05:21Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:24and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:26And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:33So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:36Fine.
00:05:37But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:46Ready to go get married?
00:06:00Wow.
00:06:02Clean up nice.
00:06:03This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:05Pictures.
00:06:14Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:38Okay.
00:06:40Uh, I think we got it.
00:06:42Oh, I need some photos of us together too.
00:06:45To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:48and have a happy family.
00:06:49Yeah.
00:06:50Of course.
00:07:00Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:02From my family to you.
00:07:12Bad news, boss.
00:07:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:16failed last minute.
00:07:18Wait, she bailed?
00:07:19Then who is...
00:07:23Who is she?
00:07:25Whatever.
00:07:26It doesn't matter.
00:07:28I've got what I need.
00:07:31Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:33I already found someone.
00:07:40Okay, well...
00:07:41I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:42Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:44Christmas shopping?
00:07:46I should come.
00:07:48Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan,
00:07:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:54It will make it more believable.
00:07:58Fine.
00:07:59Yeah, fine.
00:08:00Okay.
00:08:00You can come.
00:08:09Let's go.
00:08:09Which mall are we going to?
00:08:11Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:13Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:19What the actual fuck?
00:08:25Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his god damn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:30Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:37She does kind of look like him.
00:08:42So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:46Geez.
00:08:47Here, let me get this.
00:08:49I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:53Also, I was thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:03Okay.
00:09:05Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:07No, no, definitely not.
00:09:09And absolutely no...
00:09:10Sex?
00:09:11Yes.
00:09:12This is strictly business.
00:09:15Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:09:18What?
00:09:19Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:23I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:29Let's go.
00:09:36Here.
00:09:37What are you doing?
00:09:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:41Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:48Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5150% off pies?
00:09:53Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:54Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:09:56I hear this right?
00:09:56They're the best kind.
00:09:58Hurry up and go.
00:09:59Go.
00:09:59What are you standing here for?
00:10:02Hello there.
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:04You ready?
00:10:04Yes.
00:10:04Yeah, just these things.
00:10:05Okay, great.
00:10:07We have a holiday special today.
00:10:08Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:14deal.
00:10:15Oh, great.
00:10:15Yeah.
00:10:16What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:18Will you get a move on?
00:10:20I just got here.
00:10:22Relax.
00:10:23Yeah, yeah.
00:10:26Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:28Okay, thank you.
00:10:31Hurry up and pay.
00:10:35I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:36You can wait your turn.
00:10:43Damn.
00:10:43My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:51Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:51Not the pies.
00:10:52Not the pies.
00:10:53You can just set those on top.
00:10:59Hi, guys.
00:11:01I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:07Of course.
00:11:08Thank you so much.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:10I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:13She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:14Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:16Just to give it away.
00:11:17Yeah.
00:11:19Merry Christmas.
00:11:20Hi.
00:11:20Merry Christmas.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26You do that often?
00:11:28As often as I can.
00:11:34We should go.
00:11:35We got to pick up paper.
00:11:39Watch out.
00:11:59You done feeling me up?
00:12:02Shut up.
00:12:02Oh, sorry.
00:12:03I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:05We'll stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:12And don't be late.
00:12:24Harrison Group?
00:12:26Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:29Sort of.
00:12:30Not that I'm judging.
00:12:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:40I think that's respectable.
00:12:42Can we pick another company?
00:12:44No.
00:12:45Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:47And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:48My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:50So, it's perfect.
00:12:55Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:12:59Don't worry.
00:13:00Okay?
00:13:00I clean up nicely.
00:13:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:05Too much.
00:13:26Let's go, Sam.
00:13:28It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:13:30Hold on.
00:13:30You're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:35It's my daughter's.
00:13:37Daughter's?
00:13:39Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:56Hey!
00:13:57There they are!
00:13:58Hey!
00:13:59Nice to meet you!
00:14:00Nice to meet you!
00:14:01Dad.
00:14:02So glad you made it.
00:14:04Aw.
00:14:04I missed you.
00:14:05So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:09He's coming.
00:14:11Please don't tell me, Max.
00:14:12Christmas bailed.
00:14:13Good.
00:14:13Good, good, good.
00:14:15So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:18When's he arriving?
00:14:20Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:25Poor thing.
00:14:25Not surprising.
00:14:27I mean, she's 30.
00:14:28Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:32Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:37This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:41Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:46We're only worried about you.
00:14:48All these years without a husband.
00:14:51Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:53You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:56And look what happened.
00:14:57She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:01I'm not alone.
00:15:02Mm-hmm.
00:15:03And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:09He's a manager.
00:15:11Manager?
00:15:11Manager?
00:15:12Of what?
00:15:13Trash?
00:15:15Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:19You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:24Actually, he's right here.
00:15:27Oh, wow.
00:15:30Wow.
00:15:31He is really good looking.
00:15:34Oh, must be AI.
00:15:36Mm-hmm.
00:15:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:40Fake.
00:15:40That's enough.
00:15:41She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:44Show some respect.
00:15:45Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:52Well, guess what?
00:15:53William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:56Makes $500,000 a year.
00:15:59That's half a million.
00:16:01Half a million.
00:16:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:06And speak of the devil.
00:16:11Willie, you made it.
00:16:23There you are.
00:16:25Oh, look at you now.
00:16:28Living the dream.
00:16:29Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:31Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:37So married, huh?
00:16:39Is it serious?
00:16:41That's what marriage is.
00:16:43It's pretty serious.
00:16:45Wow.
00:16:45You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:48Makes sense, though.
00:16:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:52Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:55A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:01That's right.
00:17:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:07Women love a man in red.
00:17:09Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:12Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:14Don't touch me.
00:17:15Oh, so entitled.
00:17:17Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:21And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:26I mean, look at that car.
00:17:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:31Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:35Ditch your nobody husband.
00:17:37And marry me instead.
00:17:39I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:46My mom would never marry.
00:17:48She already has a husband.
00:17:49He's gonna kick your butt.
00:17:54Is that so?
00:17:56Well then, where is he?
00:17:58Because I don't see him.
00:18:00Does anyone see him?
00:18:04No.
00:18:05No.
00:18:05Just like I thought.
00:18:07Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:09That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:12And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:18Hey.
00:18:18Mommy.
00:18:19Hey, are you okay?
00:18:21I see your hands.
00:18:22Oh my God.
00:18:23I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:25Come on now.
00:18:26Let's go.
00:18:28What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:30How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:35Let me go.
00:18:36Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:41Let me go!
00:18:56Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:03Max, you came.
00:19:05Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:09Where's Piper?
00:19:10William Hitter.
00:19:12Mom, Deadhut, take her inside.
00:19:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:17Well, well, well.
00:19:18If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:22That's right.
00:19:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:30It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:32I'm Max.
00:19:33Eva told us all about you.
00:19:35From New York.
00:19:36Polite.
00:19:36Handsome.
00:19:37Just like she said.
00:19:39Wow.
00:19:41He was an AI.
00:19:42See?
00:19:43He's real.
00:19:44And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:48Son of a bitch!
00:19:49You just ruined my suit!
00:19:50And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:52That pristine automobile.
00:19:55That car?
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57That's worth more than a house!
00:20:00That car?
00:20:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:05Wait.
00:20:07Are you?
00:20:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:21You stole it!
00:20:22That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:20:25Jesus!
00:20:26How did he get away with it?
00:20:27That's what I want to know.
00:20:29Enough!
00:20:30Please!
00:20:32I trust my daughter.
00:20:34She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:38Max, be honest with me.
00:20:40Where did that car come from?
00:20:42How much did you want for it?
00:20:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:48What's up?
00:20:49You need a breath, man.
00:20:53Hey, that's it! I'm calling the cops!
00:20:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:57Wait.
00:20:58What?
00:20:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:02Oh, well.
00:21:03Too late.
00:21:08Thanks.
00:21:10Listen, hon.
00:21:11I believe you.
00:21:12But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:16Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:18It's my car, okay?
00:21:19It's not stolen.
00:21:21Yeah?
00:21:21If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:24Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:29Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:30But then you have to get lost.
00:21:32And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:35Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:40Loser!
00:21:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:46Jesus.
00:21:47Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:52Here.
00:21:54Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:05Mr. Harrison?
00:22:07Mr. Harrison?
00:22:10Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Just play along.
00:22:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:16Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:18Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:20Yes, sir!
00:22:21I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:24Please, I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:24Please accept my serious apologies.
00:22:36Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:40He fooled me.
00:22:41What can I say?
00:22:42Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:46Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:48Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:49We were just looking out for you.
00:22:52Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:54You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:56Soon.
00:22:56Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:00A job at the Harrison Group even in the mail room would open doors.
00:23:05We are family, aren't we?
00:23:07Family takes care of each other.
00:23:10If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:14Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:18Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:21Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:24My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:23:30Come on, guys.
00:23:31Let's go in.
00:23:32Welcome to the family.
00:23:36Welcome.
00:23:37Come on in.
00:23:41This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:43You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:47My fault.
00:23:48You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:01Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:03And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:05And how do you...
00:24:06I told you.
00:24:06I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:09I have a friend in high places.
00:24:11A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:15Yes.
00:24:17It's the season of giving.
00:24:18He knows people.
00:24:20Has connections.
00:24:21He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:23You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:25And you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:27Oh my god, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:31Dad! Mom!
00:24:33Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:36Oh, honey.
00:24:36We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:43I think they get it, hon.
00:24:46Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:48Oh, she's fine.
00:24:50One of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:53And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:24:58Great.
00:24:59See you in a bit, shall we?
00:25:01What are you doing?
00:25:04Okay.
00:25:06Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:11Relax. It was just a hug.
00:25:14Ugh.
00:25:16We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:19You'll be okay. It's just one week.
00:25:21Kill me now.
00:25:22Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:29What are you doing?
00:25:32This is weird.
00:25:33They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago and...
00:25:36Ugh.
00:25:36I don't know. Something just feels off.
00:25:38That's ridiculous.
00:25:40I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:42Make out progress to prove it?
00:25:44Something like this.
00:25:46Later.
00:25:49Let's go.
00:25:53Here we go.
00:25:56Piper is all tucked in, honey. Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:00To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:04Oh.
00:26:05Welcome.
00:26:06Cheers.
00:26:07Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:08Looks great.
00:26:09Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:11I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:20Oh, no. Mom's testing him. She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:24You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:31Ow.
00:26:32Eva, sweetie.
00:26:34Kicking my foot.
00:26:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:37Oh, jeez.
00:26:39It's okay.
00:26:40Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:42I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:5712 pumpkin pies. Did I hear this right?
00:26:59They're the best kind.
00:27:02Well, of course. It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:05See? Are you happy now?
00:27:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:10Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:13We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:19But our marriage is real.
00:27:21I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:25Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:29Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:32Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:39I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:42Well, um, it's...
00:27:44Silly face. Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:48Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:50Silly face.
00:27:53I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:27:58Losers.
00:27:59Nice.
00:28:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:03Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:09I'll drink to that.
00:28:11I agree with you there.
00:28:13So, come on, guys. Let's eat.
00:28:15Come on.
00:28:27And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:30I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:33Nice and festive for you.
00:28:36No complications, right?
00:28:37Sorry, honey.
00:28:39Mom, you know what? I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:42Oh, honey. Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:46Oh, I just remembered. The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:50Something about water conservation.
00:28:52That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:5415 minutes?
00:28:56Honey, it's no big deal. Just shower together.
00:29:00Shower together?
00:29:04Just shower together.
00:29:05Okay, you guys. Have a good night, okay?
00:29:12You heard her.
00:29:33Oh, whoa! Why the fuck are you stripping?
00:29:37Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:40Come on, we're wasting time. We have 15 minutes.
00:29:42Nice try. I am not showering with you.
00:29:45All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:46All room for getting in there.
00:29:48Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:06Come on, Max. Get out of the way. We agreed. Nothing physical.
00:30:11You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:13Relax. I won't touch you. Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:20But that'll cost extra.
00:30:22But that'll cost extra.
00:30:30And your dreams.
00:30:33Free to join me.
00:30:53You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:30:57You wish.
00:30:58Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:00Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:02It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:05Oh, yeah?
00:31:07True.
00:31:19Holy shit.
00:31:23Um, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:27What?
00:31:28I'll say.
00:31:29What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:32Still think you can resist?
00:31:35Baby.
00:31:37I don't think I want you.
00:31:43Max, I shut it up.
00:31:47Or maybe we should.
00:31:49God, he's such a good kisser.
00:31:52Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:00Mom, we're so sexy.
00:32:11Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:13What? I didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:16It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act.
00:32:19Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:22You're right.
00:32:24I'm sorry.
00:32:26I just need to be sorry. Just...
00:32:36That birthmark.
00:32:42What is that?
00:32:45It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:32:52Why are you acting?
00:32:55Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:32:59Are you okay?
00:33:01Yeah. I just, um, I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:09Of course.
00:33:13We have a daughter together.
00:33:15Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:23I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:25You can take the bed.
00:33:27Thanks.
00:33:29Hey.
00:33:31Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:33Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:37So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:40I wanna help.
00:33:42He's Piper's father. He has a right to know.
00:33:47Um, Max...
00:33:48How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:55A child?
00:33:57No, no, no. That's impossible.
00:33:59I'm very careful.
00:34:02Mostly.
00:34:04I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:07Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:34:09And I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:13Right.
00:34:14He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:17I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:19Why do you ask?
00:34:21No reason. Just... just curious.
00:34:24No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:28What?
00:34:30No.
00:34:31Well then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:34Shoot.
00:34:39Where did you get these?
00:34:41And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:44I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:34:47Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:34:52Give me the...
00:34:54Give me the...
00:34:55Give me the...
00:34:56Woo!
00:34:56What?
00:35:06Oh.
00:35:07Eva.
00:35:08The truth is...
00:35:10Is that I...
00:35:13Go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:15Just a second.
00:35:17Come in!
00:35:18Hey, hon.
00:35:20Oh!
00:35:21Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:26Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:30I can see that.
00:35:32Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:34I mean, if you don't... if you don't mind.
00:35:37Well, attaboy.
00:35:37You know what?
00:35:38Just put a shirt on.
00:35:40I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:41Piper!
00:35:42Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:46He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
00:35:49and away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:35:53But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:35:57Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:04If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:08Good night, Piper.
00:36:13Is her dad still around?
00:36:15Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you are her dad.
00:36:20Uh, no.
00:36:21That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:29Do you really think so?
00:36:31From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:34Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:35He deserves to know.
00:36:43Max.
00:36:46You are Piper's father.
00:36:55I'll tell you when the time is right.
00:37:21Where's Piper?
00:37:23She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:30Where's Piper?
00:37:31She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:41God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:44He's such a good kisser.
00:37:51God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:52Just gonna kiss and run?
00:37:54Not on my watch.
00:37:59Yeah, this.
00:38:01I remember this.
00:38:12Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:14How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:17Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:19It was great.
00:38:21Wonderful.
00:38:21Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:26Oh, no.
00:38:27What is that?
00:38:28Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:29It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:32It was my Graham Graham's favorite during wartime.
00:38:34Don't be shy.
00:38:35Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:38Max, you don't have to.
00:38:39No, no, it's okay.
00:38:42Smith family staple.
00:38:53Yeah.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:39:02Good?
00:39:03Mmm.
00:39:04Good?
00:39:06Scrunches.
00:39:07Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:09You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:12Could I, um...
00:39:14Could I have some water, please?
00:39:15That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:19What's the deal with them?
00:39:21Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:23Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:28Hey, don't worry.
00:39:29I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:33Better have Sam on standby tonight.
00:39:35Just in case.
00:39:38Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:51Wait, that earring.
00:39:54Wait, that earring.
00:39:56You like it?
00:39:57I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:00Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:02I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:10It's just a common earring.
00:40:12Anyone could have it.
00:40:13Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:15She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:19So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:23But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:26What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:30An aging single mom.
00:40:32Slim pickings.
00:40:34I heard.
00:40:34He's in waste management.
00:40:36That explains it.
00:40:38She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:41Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:42Ava is your niece.
00:40:44Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:46Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand.
00:40:50Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:51Exactly.
00:40:52Not like my Sierra.
00:40:54Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:40:59Oh, they're here.
00:41:01Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:07Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:09Merry Christmas.
00:41:11You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:13I am.
00:41:14I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:41:16Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:17Welcome.
00:41:18You're Eva's husband.
00:41:20But you're gorgeous.
00:41:24But not as handsome as you.
00:41:26Look at you two.
00:41:27You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:29Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:31Merry Christmas.
00:41:32This is for Max and I.
00:41:34Oh, my goodness.
00:41:35Thank you, Eva.
00:41:36Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:39Oops.
00:41:40Oh, my bad.
00:41:41Ooh.
00:41:41A homemade gift.
00:41:43How thrifty.
00:41:45Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:47Mommy's right, you mean all high.
00:41:50You little.
00:41:52You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:41:55Or you will lose yours.
00:41:57I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:00Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:02My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:06He could ruin your life.
00:42:19Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:21I'm fine.
00:42:21I'm just wet, honey.
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:23It's okay.
00:42:24It's okay.
00:42:25It's fine.
00:42:26What are you?
00:42:29Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:32Did you just slap me?
00:42:34Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:36You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:37You know what, Sierra?
00:42:38I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:44Her family.
00:42:45She needs me.
00:42:50You okay, honey?
00:42:52Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:54Do something.
00:42:56You don't know who you're messing with.
00:42:57I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:00Oh, wow.
00:43:01I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:06Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:09Let's call him.
00:43:10I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:13Please.
00:43:14Who do you think you are?
00:43:16Enough!
00:43:19There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:22Fine, Dad.
00:43:23Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:25They're just jealous.
00:43:28For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:31I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:34I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:38Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:39All right.
00:43:40That's enough.
00:43:41Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:43Come on.
00:44:03Is this a joke?
00:44:06Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:08Hold it.
00:44:08Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:10My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:16My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:20King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:25Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:28And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:31It's just petty.
00:44:32Maybe so.
00:44:33But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:37Fine.
00:44:39Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:41Come on.
00:44:41Let's go.
00:44:42No, no.
00:44:43Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:46Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:44:49I know, dear.
00:44:50I just want to have our family together.
00:44:53Fine.
00:44:53We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:44:56Better a stray than a bitch.
00:44:58What was that?
00:45:02I just want to have our family together.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:06We'll stay.
00:45:07Can I have a little napole?
00:45:09It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:11We'll get something right after.
00:45:13Like drive-through?
00:45:14I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:17That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:22No strays!
00:45:23Ow!
00:45:24Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:26Yes, I'm fine.
00:45:27You hit my child!
00:45:28You're fucking crazy!
00:45:29Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:37Don't worry, baby.
00:45:38I'll handle it.
00:45:41Don't worry, baby.
00:45:42I'll handle it.
00:45:47I'll handle it.
00:45:48Sweetie?
00:45:48Are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:45:54Okay, sweetheart.
00:45:55Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:45:58You have a chef on speed dial?
00:46:00actually I do he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be Sam
00:46:11yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica I'm already on my
00:46:16way bring that king crab from Antarctica I'm already on my way you hear this guy
00:46:26he wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica now I get why you
00:46:32married him Eva his silly delusions are just adorable
00:46:36thanks what are you doing don't worry about it sweetheart Santa's already on
00:46:41his way actually five four three two
00:46:51a helicopter
00:46:59there's no way
00:47:05how did you pull this off Sam is like family I thought I'd introduce you to thanks boss
00:47:12boss Eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who I really am Eva I think it's
00:47:17time
00:47:18you actually know the truth I'm Maximus Harrison
00:47:22you're the CEO of Harrison group
00:47:30come on you can stop kidding around if you were the CEO why would you be here pretending to be
00:47:37my
00:47:37husband no I actually am the CEO come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor
00:47:44from that big wig friend isn't it Eva I'm not pretending
00:47:48mr. Harrison the Antarctic king crab as you requested
00:48:00how is this possible this loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef who are
00:48:11you I told you I told you I'm Eva's husband that chef called
00:48:15mr. Harrison wait no hold on
00:48:20you're the actual CEO of the Harrison group
00:48:24you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:27some of the small ones
00:48:29I mean you know that
00:48:31you work for me
00:48:32oh god
00:48:33I insulted my own boss
00:48:36I'm finished
00:48:41oh god
00:48:42I insulted my own boss
00:48:44I'm finished
00:48:46didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:48:48pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move worth every penny I'm paying him
00:48:52for tonight
00:48:52your feast ends
00:48:54and with that your career
00:48:57you're fired
00:48:58fired?
00:48:59Sam
00:49:04fired?
00:49:05oh god
00:49:06I can't be fired
00:49:08what?
00:49:10mr. Harrison please
00:49:11you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:13please mr. Harrison I'll do anything
00:49:15guys take out the trash
00:49:23and you
00:49:24oh me?
00:49:27mr. Harrison come on
00:49:29that was a Christmas joke
00:49:30a family tradition
00:49:32yeah well
00:49:32there's a new family tradition
00:49:34Sam
00:49:39will you do me the honors?
00:49:42glassy
00:49:46merry christmas
00:49:50father do something
00:49:52well you kind of deserve that
00:49:55I'm leaving
00:49:56mmm pumpkin
00:49:58my favorite
00:50:04come on sweetie
00:50:05daddy had this crab flying just for you
00:50:07eat as much as you want
00:50:09thanks daddy
00:50:13I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas
00:50:16I just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:18honestly
00:50:20this is the best Christmas I've ever had
00:50:22well if you want we can have many more
00:50:23just like this
00:50:26does he really mean that?
00:50:27or is he just playing the part?
00:50:29I can't tell
00:50:30and that terrifies me
00:50:36Merry Christmas Mrs. Harrison
00:50:38I brought you a gift
00:50:39here's the paternity test
00:50:40between the boss and that little girl
00:50:42oh
00:50:48this is wonderful
00:50:50Sam I have a granddaughter
00:50:53tell me everything
00:50:55Miss Eva Smith
00:50:56single mother
00:50:56small town gal
00:50:58didn't finish high school
00:50:59currently works in retail
00:51:00oh Maximus I thought I raised you better
00:51:04a high school dropout
00:51:06in the Harrison family
00:51:09not a chance
00:51:13she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:17Maximus seems to like her
00:51:18silence
00:51:18get me the address where she works
00:51:21it's Happy Heels on Broadway
00:51:22that's nice
00:51:24we own that one
00:51:25good work
00:51:27but take off that stupid hat
00:51:39thanks
00:51:39so your dad insisted
00:51:41that I try this wine
00:51:42that he's been saving
00:51:43for 20 years
00:51:46sounds like he's happy
00:51:47with his new son-in-law
00:51:48and how about you?
00:51:53me?
00:51:54yeah
00:51:56are you happy
00:51:57happy with your new husband?
00:52:01Eva
00:52:12that birthmark
00:52:13family to me is
00:52:15a big commitment
00:52:16and I don't want
00:52:17any loose ends
00:52:18you know
00:52:20Maximus there's so much
00:52:21we don't know
00:52:22so much we're not telling
00:52:23each other
00:52:26no feelings
00:52:26no complications
00:52:27that's what we agreed upon
00:52:28yeah I didn't sign a contract
00:52:31Max
00:52:32yeah I guess you're right
00:52:35it's cold
00:52:37maybe I'll go grab
00:52:38some more firewood
00:52:41Max
00:52:43I need to tell you something
00:52:46it's something important
00:52:48what's gotten into her
00:52:50is she hiding something?
00:52:52just the part
00:52:53where you tell me
00:52:53there's no Santa
00:52:55I haven't been
00:52:56completely honest with you
00:53:00Piper is
00:53:03Piper is
00:53:04mommy
00:53:04daddy
00:53:05my hand hurts
00:53:07sweetie
00:53:07oh my gosh
00:53:08it's almost swollen
00:53:10must have been
00:53:10when that witch
00:53:11smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:12listen you stay here with daddy
00:53:13mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit
00:53:15okay
00:53:18come on Piper
00:53:22okay let me see
00:53:26I promise
00:53:27I won't let anyone
00:53:28hurt you or mommy again
00:53:30but that's not true
00:53:31you're leaving after Christmas
00:53:33aren't you
00:53:35uh
00:53:36daddy
00:53:37no
00:53:38well
00:53:44don't you dare
00:53:46disrespect my husband
00:53:50well maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:53well maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:54really
00:53:55please stay daddy
00:54:00you think it was scar
00:54:03hmm
00:54:06I wouldn't worry about it
00:54:07scars make you look like a badass
00:54:09I have one too
00:54:11dad
00:54:13I got that when I was about your age
00:54:15some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:18really?
00:54:19no way
00:54:19no
00:54:20it was actually a cactus
00:54:22but it's still cool
00:54:25I have something like that
00:54:27on the back of my neck
00:54:31Piper
00:54:31how long have you had that?
00:54:33my mom said I had that
00:54:34when I was born
00:54:41and how old are you?
00:54:42six
00:54:43six?
00:54:44that one night stand
00:54:45was about seven years ago
00:54:47okay I found the first aid kit
00:54:49Ivar are you sure we haven't met before?
00:54:53what do I even say?
00:54:54and how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:57sorry honey
00:54:57this man's your dad
00:54:58and he didn't know you existed
00:55:00until now
00:55:01um
00:55:03yeah
00:55:05can I see your hand sweetie?
00:55:08Ivar
00:55:12okay look
00:55:16Piper is
00:55:22go on
00:55:23go on
00:55:29must be an emergency
00:55:31excuse me
00:55:32sorry
00:55:33I took this
00:55:40mommy are you okay?
00:55:42yeah
00:55:45mommy's just realizing
00:55:46she's a coward
00:55:48I don't even have the guts
00:55:49to tell the truth
00:55:52why haven't you picked up my calls
00:55:54I'm telling you Max
00:55:56that woman is manipulating you
00:55:58she's a high school dropout
00:56:00doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:02and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:04I'm Eva's husband
00:56:06Max
00:56:06that man has no idea
00:56:09what a treasure
00:56:11he's missing out on
00:56:15I'm sorry Max
00:56:16you can't know Piper's your daughter
00:56:18your mother would take her away
00:56:20after Christmas
00:56:21it's over
00:56:24Eva?
00:56:26Maximus?
00:56:26are you even listening to me?
00:56:29no mom
00:56:29mom
00:56:30listen
00:56:30I'm sorry
00:56:31okay
00:56:31Eva's my wife
00:56:32and I've made up my mind
00:56:33I'm not leaving her
00:56:36Eva?
00:56:42thank you
00:56:46oh thank you
00:56:48this is for you grandma
00:56:54oh wow
00:56:56that's so cool
00:56:57did you make it?
00:56:58uh Derek
00:56:59this is from
00:57:00Eva
00:57:01oh thank you so much
00:57:04thanks guys
00:57:04glad you're here
00:57:07we got it
00:57:08oh
00:57:09wow
00:57:09damn
00:57:10these are nice
00:57:11grandpa
00:57:13language
00:57:13little ears
00:57:19Piper
00:57:20do you want to go see your present?
00:57:22it's in the other room
00:57:22by the train set
00:57:23here I'll go with you
00:57:24remember
00:57:25the song that we sang
00:57:26ready ready
00:57:27grandma got run over
00:57:28by a reindeer
00:57:29what we got guys
00:57:30walking home from our house
00:57:32Christmas Eve
00:57:36you never told me
00:57:40have we met before
00:57:45have we met before
00:57:48she's unfit
00:57:49to raise my granddaughter
00:57:53I don't know what you're getting at
00:57:56Eva
00:57:56I have the same birthmark
00:57:58as Piper
00:58:07I don't know what you're talking about
00:58:08lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:09they're very common
00:58:10I feel so awful
00:58:12but I can't lose my child
00:58:13no matter how I feel about him
00:58:18maybe
00:58:21are you okay?
00:58:24are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:27no
00:58:28no
00:58:28I'm fine
00:58:30I'm fine
00:58:32oh
00:58:33I almost forgot
00:58:35I got you this
00:58:37you got me a gift too?
00:58:39tis the season
00:58:41open it
00:58:54gloves
00:58:56did you make these?
00:58:58yeah
00:58:59I know this is a fake marriage
00:59:00but
00:59:01that's Christmas
00:59:03you've already done so much for me
00:59:04I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:09how did I feel?
00:59:10warm right?
00:59:11yeah
00:59:13warm
00:59:15soft
00:59:18perfect
00:59:23thank you Eva
00:59:25I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:59:29really?
00:59:30yeah my mom
00:59:32she partied all the time
00:59:33and
00:59:34I got gifts
00:59:35plenty of them
00:59:36but
00:59:36I don't think she ever bought one herself
00:59:40nothing
00:59:41nothing
00:59:41personal
00:59:42well you deserve it
00:59:45you're a good guy
00:59:46and
00:59:48someday you'll
00:59:49find
00:59:50someone special
00:59:51to
00:59:52spend all your Christmases with
00:59:55what if that day's today?
00:59:59what if I already found someone special?
01:00:04right here
01:00:05what if you want me to stop?
01:00:33what if you want me to stop?
01:00:33what if you want me to stop?
01:00:33what if you want me to stop you better tell me right now?
01:00:47no matter how many years pass I still can't resist him
01:01:03I want you
01:01:06I want you
01:01:21what if you want me to stop?
01:01:23Piper?
01:01:30Piper?
01:01:32she can't see us
01:01:50Eva?
01:01:55Grandma!
01:01:56I'm up here!
01:02:09that was way too close
01:02:11yeah
01:02:12we would have gotten on the naughty list
01:02:17sometimes it's fun to be naughty
01:02:22can I
01:02:23still unwrap my present?
01:02:26you still haven't given me mine
01:02:33let me give it to you
01:02:34easy
01:02:35you still haven't given me mine
01:02:39I don't know
01:02:39i know
01:02:41i
01:02:41i
01:02:43i
01:02:45i
01:02:46év
01:02:57you
01:02:58i
01:02:58i
01:03:02i
01:03:04i
01:03:04i
01:03:11Who is calling me to serve me?
01:03:17Hello?
01:03:17Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:19I'm Max's mother.
01:03:21Name your price.
01:03:22What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:03:25What?
01:03:26We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:03:30Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:03:34My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:03:38Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:42So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:50Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:03:56You okay?
01:04:00Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:04So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:08What are you talking about?
01:04:09It's over.
01:04:11It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:16Eva, wait!
01:04:20So last night meant nothing to you?
01:04:26Well, Max, it's not real.
01:04:29None of it was real.
01:04:31So, this is just a goodbye?
01:04:34Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:04:37Look.
01:04:40Last night, I let my guard down.
01:04:44But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:04:47And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:04:49Just tell me what you need.
01:04:52I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:04:56Just say the word.
01:05:03You don't get it.
01:05:05You don't get it.
01:05:13I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:05:20I won't give up on us.
01:05:36Are we here?
01:05:38Yes.
01:05:39As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:46Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:05:48We're home.
01:05:53How can she just walk away?
01:06:02Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:04It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:06Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:09Hey, you promised.
01:06:11Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:13Can you do this for me, please?
01:06:17All right, fine.
01:06:18When?
01:06:20Two days.
01:06:21I'll come pick you up.
01:06:23No need.
01:06:24Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:06:31I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:06:36So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:06:39Thank you, sweetie.
01:06:40If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy,
01:06:43I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:04Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:06Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:08Boss?
01:07:10Boss?
01:07:14Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:07:17I need to go win back my family.
01:07:20Family?
01:07:21Boss, you okay?
01:07:23Never better.
01:07:26Go get her, Max.
01:07:30Give it your best smile.
01:07:32Ah, there he is.
01:07:35Maximus, darling.
01:07:37I have some prospects for you.
01:07:39Nice high society girls from the city.
01:07:46Oh, I told you.
01:07:47I already found the woman I love.
01:07:55Maximus, stop this.
01:07:57That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:01Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:08:04You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:08No, I'm not.
01:08:10Oh.
01:08:12I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:08:16I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:08:20What?
01:08:34Oh, that's her.
01:08:35The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:08:40Hi, welcome in.
01:08:42Can I help you find something?
01:08:44I want to try those.
01:08:48Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:08:51Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:08:57No, no, no.
01:08:58I know what I want.
01:09:00Size 7.
01:09:03Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:07Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:09:14Ignore her.
01:09:15She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:09:17Here, let me help you.
01:09:18Come on.
01:09:23She seems kind.
01:09:29I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:09:31She's just doing her job.
01:09:34How do they feel?
01:09:36Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:09:39I think I need a size up.
01:09:42Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:09:46Right away.
01:09:48I'll be right back.
01:09:49She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:09:52Was I wrong about her?
01:10:08Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:10:12Well, who gives a shit?
01:10:14She can't walk.
01:10:17That's just pure evil.
01:10:21Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:10:24She's in a wheelchair.
01:10:26Who cares?
01:10:27It's the last pair.
01:10:28I get paid commission.
01:10:35I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:39See, this is your whole problem.
01:10:43This is why you'll always be broke.
01:10:46I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:10:49I'm not selling her junk.
01:10:52She has to deal with people like this?
01:10:55People who insult her all day?
01:10:57I'm your manager.
01:11:03Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:11:11Did I stutter?
01:11:17You don't have to fire me.
01:11:20I quit.
01:11:27I don't work here anymore.
01:11:30Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:11:32They're broken.
01:11:33Spend your hard-earned money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:35You're a good person after all.
01:11:39Looks like I misjudged you.
01:11:41I'm sorry?
01:11:44Why are you still here, Eva?
01:11:47Get out!
01:11:53You're not disabled?
01:11:55Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:11:59Absolutely shameful.
01:12:01Who are you?
01:12:03I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:12:06and the owner of the store.
01:12:09You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:12:13I am.
01:12:14And you, my dear, are fired.
01:12:18What did I do?
01:12:21You are a good person.
01:12:24From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:12:31Are you serious?
01:12:33That's right.
01:12:35Don't be nervous, child.
01:12:38You are professional, responsible,
01:12:41far better than that two-bit manager.
01:12:46You, out.
01:12:49I'll leave.
01:12:52I'm leaving.
01:12:55I...
01:12:56I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:12:59No, don't worry.
01:13:02You're getting a promotion.
01:13:04You deserve it, my dear.
01:13:08First assignment.
01:13:10I want that row,
01:13:12and that row,
01:13:14and the entire display case.
01:13:16Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:13:20Okay.
01:13:21Yeah.
01:13:23Once we're home,
01:13:24I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:13:27I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:13:36She's the mother of a CEO.
01:13:38Of course she lives like this.
01:13:49Mrs. Harrison?
01:13:51I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:55Max?
01:13:56Eva?
01:13:58What are you doing here?
01:14:00I, uh...
01:14:01There you are, Eva.
01:14:04Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:07My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:10What are you...
01:14:14That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:14:19Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:14:21Stop.
01:14:22And you.
01:14:24You lied to me at the store.
01:14:26You were both just testing me?
01:14:28Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:14:31I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:32I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:36But I was wrong.
01:14:37Eva, please.
01:14:38I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:14:41Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:14:44How could you think that of me?
01:14:45It's not like that, dear.
01:14:48Eva, what are you talking about?
01:14:50Mom, what did you do?
01:14:52I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:14:55We're not together.
01:14:57And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:03I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:06What are you waiting for, son?
01:15:08Go after her.
01:15:12Eva.
01:15:13Let me go.
01:15:14I swear, it's not what you think.
01:15:16But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:15:18Stop pretending like you care.
01:15:19I'm not pretending.
01:15:20Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:15:22And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:15:30Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:34Max, you came.
01:15:36God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:15:40I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:15:44Just say the word.
01:15:48See?
01:15:51Stop fighting.
01:15:54We belong together.
01:15:56You're wrong.
01:15:58Wrong about what?
01:16:00That you care?
01:16:02Or we belong together?
01:16:03Look, I already told you.
01:16:05We're from two completely different worlds.
01:16:07Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:16:11Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:16:17Eva.
01:16:20Eva!
01:16:23I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:16:24Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:32Ow!
01:16:34Are you okay, Mommy?
01:16:36Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:16:38Come here.
01:16:47No, you're not fine.
01:16:48You're sad.
01:16:51I'm okay, sweetie.
01:16:55I miss Daddy, too.
01:16:59I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:04Don't you want to be with him?
01:17:08Love bug.
01:17:10You're right.
01:17:11What am I doing?
01:17:12Running like a coward?
01:17:15I've always taught you to be brave.
01:17:18Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:17:21I believe in you.
01:17:23What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:17:25I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:30Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:32Piper is his daughter.
01:17:39Enough sulking.
01:17:41Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:17:44Don't you think I want to?
01:17:47She doesn't want me.
01:17:49I didn't raise you to give up.
01:17:51Your daughter is still out there.
01:17:52You can't abandon her.
01:17:54Mom, you don't get it.
01:17:55I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:17:58And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:03What are you talking about?
01:18:04I already ran a DNA test.
01:18:08Piper is your daughter.
01:18:10What?
01:18:11See for yourself.
01:18:18I was right.
01:18:19Seven years ago.
01:18:22New Year's.
01:18:22That woman was Eva.
01:18:33Eva.
01:18:35Hey.
01:18:37Daddy!
01:18:39Daddy!
01:18:40Piper!
01:18:43I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:18:51You came back.
01:18:55I, uh...
01:18:58Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:19:06I, uh...
01:19:08I was scared.
01:19:09But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:19:12Because what we have is real,
01:19:14and it's worth fighting for.
01:19:17Sweetheart, I have...
01:19:18something to tell you.
01:19:20I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:24Piper is your daughter.
01:19:25Piper is your daughter.
01:19:26You knew.
01:19:28My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:30Mama!
01:19:31Oh.
01:19:34Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago,
01:19:36but you've known this whole time?
01:19:38I was scared.
01:19:39Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:19:42I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:19:45How could you not know how I felt?
01:19:58I love you, Eva.
01:20:01I love you, Eva.
01:20:02I love you, too.
01:20:03I promise.
01:20:04For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:20:08As long as we're together,
01:20:10it doesn't matter where we are.
01:20:22Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:24For real this time?
01:20:26Yes.
01:20:27Yes.
01:20:28Yes, of course.
01:20:28I'll marry you.
01:20:33Yes.
01:20:34Hi.
01:20:42Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:20:44and the Christmas after that,
01:20:45and forever.
01:20:48I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:20:55Who's that?
01:20:58Eva!
01:21:00Take me back!
01:21:03I'm sorry!
01:21:04I'm sorry!
01:21:05You're tired!
01:21:08Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:21:11Again.
01:21:14No?
01:21:15Not funny.
01:21:16Bye!
01:21:19Bye!
01:21:20Bye!
01:21:22Bye!
01:21:24Bye!
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