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My Dad Is Poseidon 💕 💕 💕
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
00:40Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:12No!
01:15No!
01:18No!
01:21No!
01:37Sire!
01:38Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm going to go deal with that bastard.
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Pusey himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire!
03:02The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry.
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Harder.
04:53Squeeze me tight.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora!
05:11I know you're in there.
05:12Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29I know you're in there.
05:30You're my fiance.
05:31You belong with me.
05:33Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Narius' seafo give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcers?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heartbeat's fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me!
08:43Somebody help me!
08:55Give me a name, Leora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancé, my property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:35But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No!
09:44Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:59I...
09:59got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:16Boss?
10:17Soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:31She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden apple sap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:54Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:20We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:43I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:10ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:10ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:10ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:18ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
13:19ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
13:35You disgusting freak!
13:38What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
13:40Mommy!
13:43I've got you, baby.
13:46Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
13:50Ha!
13:51You ruined my meal?
13:55Wait.
13:56The baby mama herself.
13:59Perfect.
14:03Two courses for the price of one!
14:13Bitch!
14:19Jack, take Lily and run!
14:21Go!
14:27Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
14:38You...Posei?
14:40That kid's his.
14:42No wonder the power's so pure.
14:45That's Poseidon's bloodline.
14:47If I stay, I'm dead.
14:55What the hell just happened?
14:57It ran?
14:58Damn, Leoya.
15:00Your powers are badass.
15:02You straight up scared the monster off.
15:04Me?
15:05No way.
15:06Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
15:08I'm still recovering.
15:10Wait.
15:11Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
15:16Whatever.
15:17Let's get home.
15:17That thing might circle back.
15:23About that monster.
15:28Failed at the perfect time?
15:30Figures.
15:31He's just a regular guy, after all.
16:00Failed at the perfect time.
16:13my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your die i swear it i please spare my life
16:20no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
16:38enjoying the show
16:49my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
16:55one step
16:56near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight
17:02yes yes my leash
17:15my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
17:21truth myself
17:30that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
17:38some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
17:55the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living
17:59who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
18:15poseidon
18:25is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
18:33who the fuck is tearing up my domain
18:41i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
18:50you know who i am hades's ace you crash my spot you die here
19:18little fish
19:27hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
19:34hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
19:47thank the fates the boss is here
19:54boss this bum
20:02you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
20:07in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
20:17my lord is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun
20:22dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
20:29understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
20:37everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
20:41every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
20:46yes boss
20:53poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
21:05dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets let's move
21:23we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
21:33a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
21:40who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
21:49mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
22:02stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
22:21mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
22:30let my daughter go no mommy i'm not leaving you
22:46kids mine you die
22:51you poisoned me
22:55my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
23:03you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
23:10you're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me
23:19don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
23:35such a pretty face all mine now
23:41let my mommy go you bastard
23:51lily lily run get out of here
23:58serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
24:09lily
24:30you touch my woman you're a dead man
24:40jack what the hell just happened
24:45you okay babe
24:47so you're the boyfriend
24:48too bad i'll snap every bone in your body with one hand
25:09jack keep lily safe
25:11long as i'm here
25:12you don't lose
25:13shut up and go
25:15now
25:27if i pull this vine the whole cliff goes with us demon
25:32run all you want my pack tears you both apart
25:47no
26:02no
26:03no
26:03no
26:04no
26:04no
26:04no
26:25Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
26:27I don't want to lose her.
26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry.
26:31Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
26:33We're going back for her right now.
26:41Hand over the kid.
26:43I'll make your death quick.
26:52Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
26:57Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
27:00Okay.
27:04You are the best.
27:13Some nobody dare stare me down?
27:16You're asking to die.
27:20You're not human.
27:22Who the hell are you?
27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
27:26Disappear.
27:45Okay, Lily.
27:47You can turn around now.
27:51Daddy?
27:52What happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
28:06Don't move.
28:08Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
28:10I'll be right back.
28:15Daddy, be careful.
28:18Don't worry, Lily.
28:20Don't worry, Lily.
28:20No one's ever beaten your dad.
28:28That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
28:30How much longer you got?
28:32Let me have my fun first.
28:35So what?
28:36I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:50Damn.
28:51You take a hit well.
28:53Let's enjoy this body.
28:55Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:58For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal?
29:06You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming.
29:09Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
29:11No choice.
29:12I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants?
29:16Where the kid?
29:17Some guy took the brat.
29:20Useless.
29:21Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
29:27Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once?
29:35Then die together.
29:36Pick your graves.
29:49Why did you come back?
29:51Where's Lily?
29:55Lily's safe.
29:57Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover.
30:03Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now.
30:06And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:10Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
30:13End it fast.
30:16You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
30:19Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:22Just hold on a little longer.
30:25Jack means more to me than anything.
30:27I won't let him get hurt.
30:30No!
30:38You want my husband?
30:41Step over my corpse first!
30:43In a hurry to die?
30:45Fine!
30:46I'll oblige!
30:58I'll oblige!
31:15You're half dead already!
31:17How the hell did you knock me back?
31:19The sea is sinking.
31:21Those are Poseidon's warriors.
31:24This can't be.
31:50Ancient Ekethra!
31:52The Coastal Legend monster?
31:54Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha!
31:59Our boss has real backing!
32:01He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
32:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
32:07They're coming for us.
32:09We're finished.
32:10Don't worry, darling.
32:11Things might turn around.
32:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
32:15Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
32:20They're here for me!
32:22Jack, stay behind me!
32:24With me here, no one touches you.
32:26Stop saying that, Jack!
32:27Look around!
32:28We're surrounded!
32:29We could actually die here!
32:36My lords!
32:38Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
32:43You worthless creature!
32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
32:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
33:02Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
33:06Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
33:07Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
33:08Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
33:08Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
33:08Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
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