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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy #FullMovie
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:33You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:43You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:10In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:12I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:15but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:21This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:19Hey!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:44every hallway, and every rumor.
00:03:47You need to school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:13Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:15Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44What?
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:51Chill.
00:05:53Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:57What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26What?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:19Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:26Hailey.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:45Oh, no.
00:07:48Oh.
00:07:49Oh.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:07:52Oh, no.
00:07:56Oh, no.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:04Oh, no.
00:08:05Oh, no.
00:08:05Oh, no.
00:08:06Oh, no.
00:08:06Oh, no.
00:08:07Oh, no.
00:08:08Oh, no.
00:08:09Oh.
00:08:11Oh, no.
00:08:14is this what I think it is is I want to be with you and you want to be with
00:08:20me
00:08:21as more than just friends oh thank god I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:27you're my soulmate like I like you so much okay well since we're dating now um
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo like really yeah get ready
00:08:46okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this he'll love it
00:09:02this lighting hates me come on Hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:13okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:16oh my god seriously hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:30don't look at me
00:09:31trying to provide are we I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:35get out now
00:09:37damn it
00:09:43I
00:09:44I
00:09:45I
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00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18I won't, I didn't plan it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you, these boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now
00:10:36if you saw me were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:46and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:55I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57I'm not even my type, but, you know, power theory and whatever.
00:11:01Could you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward, just send it.
00:11:25Jen.
00:11:29Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:48Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:57Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:02What are you doing?
00:12:13Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:28Oh, my God.
00:12:30Oh
00:12:32Yo, what's going on dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah?
00:12:53Photoshop
00:13:06oh
00:13:10My brave night, I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18My god, oh cool your enemies kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
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00:14:21the phone back, Jen. What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy. How does it feel being exposed to
00:14:31the whole school? Not good, huh? Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else
00:14:36is fake about you. And I know it's not just your purse. Why are you even defending her? She's the
00:14:42loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:44Here we go. Haley's got more personality than all of you combined. And if you mess with her, you mess
00:14:49with me. You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you? Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings? I just
00:15:00need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole. And he said we were enemies. But why did I get butterflies when he looked
00:15:13at me today?
00:15:16Don't stay up too late, honey. Love you, Mom. Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change? Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice? Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh. I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy. He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did? Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:40That sounds amazing. When? When?
00:16:43After school. At the balcony. I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:17Call me, father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:21Defending that nobody.
00:17:23Haley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:31What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:36I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:43Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:50What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:03You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:20God, I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:23But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:28Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:30You're so nice.
00:18:35Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Fail.
00:18:40Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47To bet it.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his wife's video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:00Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:02We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:04And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:23So you think that you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:29So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:39Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:49Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:59It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take it out of your phone and record this.
00:20:15Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:19Because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:27I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:40What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:02Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:04I just...
00:21:06I happen to see you.
00:21:08Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:11My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:15Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you got into a nice thing.
00:21:24Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:30I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:33Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:39Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:48How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:55He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:04I understand better than you think.
00:22:07Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12Does he...
00:22:13Like you touching my feelings?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:28No, my boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:35In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:45Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend, and you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:18That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:33It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:56You live such a tough life.
00:24:02What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:07But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:14Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:16I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:19Are you okay?
00:24:20You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:24Nobody.
00:24:25Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:28No, no, you can't.
00:24:29I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:35So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:03Oh, you.
00:25:05Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:08Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:23You finished it?
00:25:25It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm a little bit curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:35What is he trying to do?
00:25:37It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:40I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So, are you going to prom?
00:25:58Eh, I do well.
00:25:59I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:03Or shall I say victim?
00:26:05Are you jealous of me, Alex?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:08No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secret.
00:26:11I really want to be.
00:26:12You are so full of yourself.
00:26:14You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:20It's a self-locking door.
00:26:22Really?
00:26:23Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:24I'm sure you'll be fine.
00:26:25I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28No, okay.
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:30I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Or maybe trust me and do.
00:26:36We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:09You're really good at this.
00:27:11Why don't you regret it?
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:31Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you've had.
00:27:35So you want me?
00:27:39I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:47I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:00Oh, my God.
00:28:01How long have you two been in here?
00:28:03I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:10Okay, nice.
00:28:17You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:19What didn't happen?
00:28:21Haley.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:25Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:27Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:52Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:57Er, he heard something about Cole?
00:29:00You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:06She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I can't do this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:14Oh, shit.
00:29:19What's up, guys?
00:29:21Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:30Hey!
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:34They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:44He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you gotta say?
00:29:57Get out of here, bro.
00:29:58You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:09Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:12We don't have a problem.
00:30:14We don't have a problem.
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:20Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:24I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:29Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:36Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:44Just one little catch.
00:30:45You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:50All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:53If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:06I'm thinking.
00:31:07About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:11We literally made out on a sword room.
00:31:14Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:19Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh, my God.
00:31:29Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:00Too cheesy?
00:32:01No, it's cute.
00:32:03The accident?
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:08So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:15But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:19Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Hey, can we not?
00:32:25Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow.
00:32:34That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:42Oh, my God.
00:32:50Wow.
00:32:51He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:58Wait, I can't.
00:33:00Colt, put me down.
00:33:01Put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:18New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Goul?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:25And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:29Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:33I might say yes.
00:33:36Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:43We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:45And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:49How romantic.
00:33:50I think I'll pass.
00:33:53You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:00If I message Corcomole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:06What should we wear to prom?
00:34:08And the dean's list.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:19I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:21Bye.
00:34:23He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27Hey, I'll stay with you.
00:34:29Hayley?
00:34:38Jeez.
00:34:40God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:55I don't care.
00:34:56I do care.
00:35:02Hayley, I...
00:35:16I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:20He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:25That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:33The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:37Just...
00:35:38Just don't go to college, Jake.
00:35:53Move!
00:35:55Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:03Obviously I do.
00:36:04Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:07Uh, what do I do?
00:36:10I've got a few ideas.
00:36:12I've got a few ideas.
00:36:16Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:20All right, I promise.
00:36:21Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:32Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:41Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:46You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:51I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:03Oh, shit.
00:37:05Look at him.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:07Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, my God.
00:37:22Stop.
00:37:23Guys, stop it.
00:37:24Stop.
00:37:26What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:30Shit.
00:37:31It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:32I've got to save Cole.
00:37:33I mean, Jake.
00:37:34I've got to save Jake.
00:37:39Oh.
00:37:41Oh, my God.
00:37:42Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Bailey Rock.
00:37:46That's detention.
00:37:48After school.
00:37:49Don't be late.
00:37:50I need to.
00:38:05Cole.
00:38:06What are you doing here?
00:38:08Can we keep you company?
00:38:10It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:17Oh, sure.
00:38:20So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:24No.
00:38:26He lied about that.
00:38:27I don't know why, though.
00:38:29Good.
00:38:31I thought of that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:36Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:39I could kill him.
00:38:43Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine.
00:38:49I won't.
00:38:52Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:07Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:27Oh, sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:32Jen.
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:42Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:48Oh.
00:39:49What are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:52It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:56Jen.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12This squirm is burning.
00:40:13Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:15It's baking soda and water.
00:40:16You're fine.
00:40:17Detention today after school.
00:40:19Oh, shit.
00:40:32Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:35Gotta get to student council.
00:40:39Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:42The rice trick?
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:47You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04Um, Ella.
00:41:06It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:09Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:19Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:28It means...
00:41:29It means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:37He's really important to me.
00:41:42And...
00:41:43I'm sure...
00:41:44You're really important to him.
00:41:54You know, Cole...
00:41:56If you look past...
00:41:57All that hair gel and...
00:42:00Big ol' ego and...
00:42:02Rich kid bravara.
00:42:02Okay, okay.
00:42:03I-I get it.
00:42:07You're kinda sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:15Oh my god!
00:42:16Thank you!
00:42:19Oh my god!
00:42:20You're a miracle worker.
00:42:27Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:29You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:31Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:34Whatever.
00:42:41Oh my god.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:53How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:42:59What are they talking about?
00:43:15Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:19Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:22Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:26Satsumi guacamole wizard.
00:43:29Yeah.
00:43:30Hey, valley whore!
00:43:31Show him what you really like!
00:43:32Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:52Here, this is for you.
00:43:57oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:04was that
00:44:04kid ella but i definitely got to reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:10what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:16is a cat fin because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:46stop it stop stop
00:44:51i thought i'd take the janitor some time
00:44:57jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:07who's guacamole wizard
00:45:10here you go
00:45:13oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:17oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:21what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:28jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:41yeah nothing personal
00:45:44oh
00:45:49all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:04let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:09it wasn't school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus christ how does she always get away with
00:46:16this shit
00:46:16could it be because her father's running for senate cole you think that's what it could be
00:46:20who cares
00:46:21i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:27what i don't overmind that body
00:46:30oh because you're like that hayley girl i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:35no no please don't please
00:46:37then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:42you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom end of discussion
00:46:52come on you big coward message him
00:46:55just do it just do it
00:46:59you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08i could never think that
00:47:15but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:18i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:27if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:41okay
00:47:42you got this hayley
00:47:44just take a deep breath
00:47:45you got this
00:47:46you got this
00:47:50you look beautiful
00:47:54thank you mom
00:48:13hey hayley
00:48:15i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:17hi
00:48:18hey max
00:48:19your house is gorgeous
00:48:21i mean
00:48:21no it's just my parents blood honey
00:48:23you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:25they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:46whoo
00:48:46looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:48hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:51valley whore
00:48:56jen
00:48:56why are you doing this
00:48:57what have i even done to you
00:48:59to me
00:48:59oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:05those are concerning
00:49:06actually i'm kind of a little bit of a perv
00:49:09did you know that hayley
00:49:10she's a little pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:19pervy princess
00:49:21hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:24leave me alone
00:49:26is there a fire
00:49:27okay we set off the alarm
00:49:42call
00:49:43do
00:49:48do
00:49:55Oh, my God.
00:50:20Are you him?
00:50:23Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:32Yes, you are.
00:50:33It's okay.
00:50:34You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:37So you too.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:42Oh, my God.
00:50:44I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:46Wait.
00:50:52Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:00Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:03Obviously.
00:51:04The wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:09Now, what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:12What are you?
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:23Just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:29I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:31Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to-
00:51:36Haley.
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:41So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:46Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:58And your mom works for me.
00:52:00Stay away from him.
00:52:02Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:06Dad, stop!
00:52:07Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:15I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:18I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:26I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley!
00:52:39Fuck this.
00:52:41Fuck this.
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:56Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:09Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:15So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:18Good as new.
00:53:23Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:36I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:53:49Hi, Max.
00:53:50And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:55Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:15My son, Cole?
00:54:17Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:21Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:23We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:27and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:43Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:50Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:54Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Hayley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:04I'll tell her on myself.
00:55:06Stick me in your car.
00:55:14I'm a little wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:19I just need some time alone.
00:55:28Open the door.
00:55:30Wait, what?
00:55:32He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:47Hayley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:54I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:11Hayley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:16If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:35Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:39Yes, you idiot.
00:56:41I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:51You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped it was you.
00:57:03You were always there for me.
00:57:07You're hot and you're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do, that I don't...
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:24Take my clothes off.
00:57:26You getting there, don't worry.
00:57:30I don't shit.
00:57:30So beyond you.
00:57:32Just beyond me.
00:57:35Just beyond me.
00:57:36Just beyond me.
00:57:36Just beyond me.
00:57:37Just beyond me.
00:57:42Just beyond me.
00:57:42Just beyond me.
00:57:45Just beyond me.
00:57:49Okay, so...
00:57:50What do you think?
00:57:52Ten out of ten.
00:57:53I don't know.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:54What do again?
00:57:56I'll get sex to sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:01All right.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:02That's fair.
00:58:03I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one.
00:58:10What is my life now?
00:58:12Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:14Mm.
00:58:15Oh, God, no.
00:58:16I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:20And I'll just, I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute now.
00:58:27Stop it.
00:58:30Um, say, is it promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:39But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:46Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:51I don't want to hear it.
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Waiter.
00:59:02I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:06Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:17Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:23prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:37Cole?
00:59:38Are you here?
00:59:40Cole?
00:59:41Are you here?
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:46Are you Cole?
00:59:47You are in big trouble.
01:00:05Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:08You would try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:13Okay.
01:00:14I'm ready.
01:00:25What do you think?
01:00:30My god, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh, uh, uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:44I want 10.
01:00:45I do.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:53I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:04Thank you!
01:01:06Oh my god!
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:10Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:12I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:15Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh my god, that's Haley and Cole!
01:01:25It was fun.
01:01:26Since what did you get?
01:01:28Yes!
01:01:32Hey, uh...
01:01:33Most time that's up.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But...
01:01:36Who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah!
01:01:46I am the queen, okay?
01:01:48She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:50Come on!
01:01:51Everyone say it with me!
01:01:52Pervy princess!
01:01:54Pervy princess!
01:01:55Pervy princess!
01:01:57Pervy princess!
01:02:09Pervy princess!
01:02:09Dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:13Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:14If I can't have him, no one can!
01:02:17I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:20Is this real?
01:02:21Jen's crazy!
01:02:24Who did this?
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:29What?
01:02:30You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:34You little skit!
01:02:36You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:45But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that!
01:02:54I'm the principal, so, uh, yes I can.
01:03:02Oh!
01:03:03Oh!
01:03:03Oh my God!
01:03:06There was no internship!
01:03:08You lied to me!
01:03:10Oh my God!
01:03:15Oh!
01:03:16Get her!
01:03:16Haley, catch.
01:03:21Oh.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:23My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:37Oof.
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh no, that's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home right now.
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:56You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name, yet you can't see
01:04:02I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:06And you can accept that, I'll make my own path, and best believe me I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:27I'm so proud of you.
01:04:30I can't have done with all you being by my side.
01:04:33That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so.
01:04:39I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:43Oh my god, I gotta change that username.
01:04:45Yeah, you do.
01:04:46Yeah.
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