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00:07What? Ariana Grande too? She's like 29.
00:1142.
00:12God forbid.
00:13Aston, Naomi, all the greats got thread lifts. I'm telling you the earlier the better.
00:17No, everyone's crazy.
00:20Am I?
00:22Shut up, no way.
00:24Two weeks ago and it's so subtle you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:28Actually, I thought you looked better because you dropped Tony on a Zen pic.
00:31I finally lost that face fat.
00:32Thank you for noticing.
00:34I love you.
00:34Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay?
00:36It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:40That's the future of beauty.
00:41Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler.
00:43It left fucking lumps. Look at this.
00:45Britt, my honey, listen to me. You're turning 32 next week.
00:48I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as we speak, okay?
00:52You need to fix that broke face and then you're going to be getting so much new dick,
00:55that trash bag Richie will feel like a distant memory, I promise.
00:59I'm sad.
01:00No.
01:00Was that whore clearer really that much prettier than me?
01:03Yes.
01:04Bitch.
01:04She was gorgeous.
01:06Mmm, look at this bitch.
01:07Oh, ew.
01:08Sweetie, Harper Rose, get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay?
01:12Before Anna sees you, you know she can't stomach human weakness and this is...
01:15I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:18I don't get it. Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose. She's still a tent.
01:23Glowing.
01:24I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:25Well, you better not be or you can kiss that accessories editor gig goodbye.
01:30Mmm.
01:30Oh, no, sweetie, not the over-the-counter cost her up a month.
01:33Don't do that.
01:33You need like some Amaro or like a DJ Steve.
01:36Good God, is this COVID?
01:37No, no, no. No, no, no, not COVID. Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:41We just got run down. We caught a bug. The good news is, I lost another five pounds.
01:48Of course.
01:49Jealous, cough on me.
01:51Everybody's just shedding weight. Jesus.
01:54Whoa, honey.
01:56What is this?
01:57I'm not liking this.
01:58Oh, God.
01:59What are you doing?
01:59Are you okay?
02:00Why are you doing this? Stop it.
02:09Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water or-
02:12Um, can we-
02:14Oh!
02:15Oh!
02:16Fuck!
02:17Water!
02:18Water!
02:19Yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:28Water!
02:29What the fuck?
02:31Water!
02:33Uh!
02:35Water!
02:35No!
02:39No!
02:41Brittany!
02:42No!
02:43No!
02:45Ah!
02:49Uh!
02:52Uh!
02:56Aah!
02:57Ooh, uh,
03:19Oh, God, you took my life!
03:21You took my life!
03:22You took my life!
03:54Woah, you took my life
03:57Alright, I'm sure you took my life!
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24:06All right, time to pregame.
24:14Counterintuitive, I know, but Yacht Rock just lasers my focus like nothing else.
24:31Come on, Jeremy.
24:33Hey!
24:33Well, it's not far down to paradise.
24:37At least it's not for me.
24:40And if the wind is right, you can sail away, find tranquility.
24:46Oh, the canvas can do miracles just to wait and see.
24:52Hey!
24:53Believe me.
24:59It's not far to never, never land, no reason to pretend.
25:05And if the wind is right, you can find the joy of innocence again.
25:11Oh, the canvas can do miracles just to wait and see.
25:24Right here, Jeremy.
25:26Sailing takes me away to where I always heard it could be.
25:37Take the last part.
25:37Take the last part.
25:39Come on.
25:40Come on, Jeremy.
25:40Sing the next part.
25:41I don't know the song, so...
25:43I'm gonna just...
25:44Hey, hey, hey!
25:46Don't you dare disrespect Christopher Cross and try to escape in the middle of his biggest hit.
25:49Okay?
25:50The man has been through enough.
25:51What the fuck are you talking about?
25:53Christopher Criss Cross?
25:54What the fuck?
25:58In 1980, Christopher Cross was the shit.
26:01Right?
26:03Five times platinum.
26:05Five major Grammys.
26:06After all the accolades and success, what did it get him?
26:09Huh?
26:13What?
26:13What did it get him?
26:14Really?
26:15I don't know.
26:15Black people don't listen to Christopher Cross, man!
26:18What are you talking?
26:18I don't know, man!
26:21Put his career in the grave, that's what.
26:24Now I'm sure you're asking yourself, how could that possibly have happened?
26:28Well, he got really popular really fast.
26:30And this is in an era without all the 24-7 social media bullshit.
26:34So then he starts showing up to the award shows and red carpets and the people really get their first
26:38good look at him.
26:39And they're like, oh, just a regular guy.
26:43A little balding, a little fat.
26:45I loved him.
26:47The voice of a generation.
26:50But with MTV exploding onto the scene, shit just only got worse, you know?
26:53It's like, why would you want to watch a music video of a real person when you could be watching
26:57a gyrating, half-naked Madonna?
26:59Right?
27:00So next time you tug in on that thick, wet little dick, remember that.
27:08Okay?
27:10The world is cool to people who aren't beautiful.
27:13To normal people.
27:16Fucking cool.
27:20Learn the fucking words to that song.
27:23Alright.
27:26Wow.
27:30Nice neighborhood.
27:33Come on.
27:37Come on, Jeremy. Come on.
27:58Come on.
27:58Come on.
27:59Come on.
27:59Come on.
27:59Come on.
27:59Ring the bell again.
28:01Alright.
28:02Time out.
28:03Corner.
28:03Over there.
28:03What?
28:04Time out.
28:04Corner.
28:05Over there.
28:05Over there.
28:07Okay.
28:16Alright.
28:17Alright.
28:18Open up.
28:31Hello?
28:36Hello?
28:38Hello?
28:41Up the steps.
29:09Hello?
29:39I don't know.
30:10I don't know.
30:31I don't know.
30:34I don't know.
30:45I don't know.
30:58I don't know.
31:09I don't know.
31:24I don't know.
31:33I ain't shit.
31:34I haven't been my whole life.
31:36I'm just a fucking loser that had to kill people to feel something.
31:41Man, I ain't shit.
31:44Probably why my pops left.
31:46So just come on and give it to me.
31:49Pull it.
31:50Pull the fucking trigger, man.
31:51This is the part where people usually get, you know, really, really desperate and beg and bargain.
31:57So come on, Jeremy.
31:59Beg.
32:02Beg.
32:03Beg.
32:03Beg for what?
32:05What you want me to beg for, man?
32:09What you want me to beg for?
32:14I have nothing.
32:18I have nothing, man.
32:21And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel.
32:27And God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:31Pull that trigger.
32:34Just go on and do it, man.
32:36Pull the trigger.
32:37You can do it.
32:38Pull the trigger, man.
32:46You hungry?
32:49What?
32:49Yeah, well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper hand job, and my blood sugar's going crazy.
32:54So, let's get some eat.
33:05Oh, my God.
33:06Would you look at this little slice of heaven?
33:09Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's, would you kindly advise?
33:12Because let me tell you something, man.
33:13I'm torn.
33:14I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos and this.
33:17This right, this delightful riblet entree.
33:20Well, those are my two favorites.
33:22Can't go wrong.
33:22God.
33:23Come on, it's a gift.
33:24I mean, I'm able to look at any menu and detect the best entrees.
33:28It's crazy.
33:29You know what?
33:29Can you just give us two minutes and, um, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:32Can you just let us know when our table's ready?
33:34You got it.
33:34We'll be right here, man.
33:35Thank you, Dale.
33:37Well, every meal feels like home.
33:40I mean, look, if I wasn't on the clock, I would be slamming these spicy Mark specials.
33:44This place is heaven.
33:46How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain Hunt?
33:52Jamie, Jamie, smile.
33:54We're having fun.
33:57You try running out of here, you try one false goddamn move, and I will liquefy your dick.
34:05The people behind us are looking.
34:07What?
34:07Smile.
34:08Smile at them.
34:09What?
34:09Smile at the people behind you.
34:10Smile at them.
34:11Smile at them.
34:11The people behind you.
34:15Why are they looking at us like that?
34:17You're attractive now.
34:19Gotta get used to it.
34:27Oh, she like that.
34:29Yeah, she like that.
34:31That's a queen of spades right there.
34:33What?
34:34Queen of spades.
34:36You ain't...
34:36Man, you a big fat square.
34:38You ain't never heard of queen of spades.
34:39A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on black dudes.
34:43Well, specifically, BBC.
34:45Big black...
34:47Cock.
34:47Oh, right.
34:48Big black cock, BBC.
34:49That's what it stands for.
34:50Big black cock.
34:52Wow.
34:52Yeah, that's them BBCs.
34:54And the husband, they like to get involved.
34:56They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
34:59But you know what?
35:00She's bringing me back.
35:03Never forget it.
35:04That was this girl.
35:06Butterfly, booty meet, 92.
35:07Never forget it.
35:08I drove 17 miles for her in my mama's car.
35:11I watched the smile fade when I pulled my heart-dropping dick out just right there ready for her.
35:15But she looks at me and says,
35:17I thought it might be bigger.
35:19Damn.
35:19Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:21What the fuck?
35:22Right.
35:22What the fuck is that?
35:23Right.
35:24Her fault.
35:24Crazy.
35:25Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:27I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:29Just keep walking.
35:30Without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:32Just keep smiling.
35:36But not anymore.
35:38Yeah.
35:39You guys look cute together.
35:44Not anymore.
35:48Fuck it.
35:49No, no, no, no, no.
35:50Keep oversharing.
35:51I'm interested.
35:52But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were...
35:56Not attractive.
35:56You hated yourself.
35:57I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:01You know, let's keep it real.
36:04White dudes, light-skinned men, they get more.
36:08More women, more dates, more attention, more, more, more.
36:14I don't know why I'm not filming 24-7.
36:16I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:18Complimentary fries for the table?
36:20Dale, thank you.
36:21You're welcome.
36:22Are you ready to order?
36:23You know what?
36:24We are, actually.
36:25Yeah.
36:26We're gonna do those riblets.
36:29Good choice.
36:31Come on.
36:33Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:35You blow up people for a living.
36:37And you know, scars are kinda badass.
36:40You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:44You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:51Oh, shit.
36:55You got it, too.
36:58Early adopter.
36:59More purified version, straight from the lab.
37:02Highly experimental envelope.
37:04Pushing gene therapy, using viral RNA technology.
37:07To put it more simply, a near-complete, ground-up, turbocharged,
37:11remodel of your physical self on a cellular level.
37:14Experimental.
37:15One dose.
37:17One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth
37:19any human's ever gonna get.
37:22Which, of course, comes with.
37:25Take Ozempic.
37:26A pharma company is valued at $500 billion.
37:29What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:31$1 trillion?
37:31$500 trillion?
37:32So then when a Yahoo lab tech steals a trial version and starts fucking and spreading the shit,
37:39now we have a problem.
37:40Black market.
37:42But the sexual transmission is more of a bug than a feature.
37:46Like, the easy access account prevents people from wanting to spend money on the expensive name brand shit.
37:53And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO.
37:56So then they hire somebody like me.
37:59A consultant.
38:01Right.
38:01To, uh, take care of their problem.
38:06I bet that pays well enough for these bitches to look past that bar and villain face you got corn
38:13on.
38:17Yeah, well, no wonton housewives kicking me out of bed, chubby bubby.
38:22Mm-hmm.
38:23That.
38:24That right there.
38:27No, you didn't bolt from the maid's house when you had a chance.
38:30Now, somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there, you saw another opportunity to kill, and you
38:36felt compelled to take it.
38:38You got a real darkness in you.
38:41You know, my son's a bit like you.
38:43Your son?
38:44You're, like, 30 years old.
38:47Like, how old is this son?
38:52I'm 65 years old.
38:55And you're a lot like my son.
38:57But he's having a rough go at it right now.
38:59It's not fun to see.
39:00But, you know, fortunately for him, he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:03But you, on the other hand, no, no, no, no, no.
39:05You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rate that the world has laying around.
39:11Cultivate your anger.
39:14You know, and maybe, uh, maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:20What is this?
39:21Some assassin big brother program?
39:26Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:29I have needs as well.
39:31What do you need?
39:36Protégé.
39:38A killer.
39:42Two riblets.
39:44Oh.
39:46Thank you, Dale.
39:47Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:50Huh.
39:51Big tip, brother.
39:54Shit.
39:55This guy.
39:57Oh.
40:00Dig in.
40:05So she literally exploded.
40:08Yes.
40:14I looked at the Paris photos.
40:16So much worse than that.
40:18I was outside.
40:19Okay, the blast radius was internal.
40:21Encapsulated.
40:22You saw the scene?
40:24I did.
40:32Liver temperature 10 hours after incident is 180 degrees.
40:38Holy shit.
40:40It's still that high?
40:46Brittany?
40:47Brittany?
40:48Brittany?
41:01I'm Rowe.
41:03What is this?
41:05Condé Nast staffers in blast range who instantly tested positive.
41:08Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths.
41:12Typical mucus membrane transmission.
41:14Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:16What are we doing with them?
41:18Awaiting instruction.
41:21Your interview subject is traumatized but cooperative so far.
41:29Not positive.
41:32Not yet.
41:48Not negative.
41:54No one knows.
41:56Not negative.
42:05No one is near.
42:06All right.
42:08Two, three, four, four.
42:10Two, three.
42:10I'm good.
42:11Ten years to catch up.
42:12Two, three, five, four, five, two.
42:14Two, three, four.
42:16Innocent, you'll be right.
42:16I don't know.
43:11I don't know.
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