00:12I'm hungry. Huh? I'm hungry. Huh? So hungry. We're closed. We're tripping on our chemistry. I know the
00:21owner. This is the best piece I've ever had. I think it's better than sex. I can't remember. What's your
00:30favorite part? Extra cheese. Of sex. The build up. That's just a typical lady answer. What's yours? Boobs? Cowgirl? Like
00:42the jackhammer? Wow. For me, it's about the after. Oh, come on. Two people lying
00:51there sharing a secret. Finding love is hard enough. Try doing it on the one night a year
01:02single people are legally allowed to have sex. I hate this night. Mom, I'm just going to stay in. No,
01:08you
01:09should go out. This night's insane. I just want to find like a good guy to finding true love on
01:18the
01:18least romantic night of the year. We're going to go slow. We're going to make good choices. Allie,
01:24this is Tayshawn. Hello. We met in line for the bathroom. What? Yeah. No. No. Can I get a whiskey?
01:31How is anyone supposed to find something real on a night like tonight?
01:37Sorry. I'm Owen. Allie. What about us? Your ears look like car doors. Well, your nose is way too small
01:46for your face. Your chin could plow a field. Your legs don't make any sense. Your hairline
01:49doesn't make any sense. Yeah. Night's almost over. We're running out of time. We're all just
02:01trying to find someone who makes going through it worth it. Who would you choose? Allie! If you
02:11only have one night. Are you two together? I'm going to need a clear answer. You're cute when
02:16you're nervous. I'm not nervous. I'm saying you're just cute.
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