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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy
Love Request From My Enemy
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00:00:01New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:08New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:17You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:20Maybe.
00:00:29When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:34Such a dumb username.
00:00:36Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:42You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:49Maybe someday.
00:00:54Crap, I'm late.
00:00:56Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:13But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:18Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:22Forget your training wheels.
00:01:25At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:39Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:43No!
00:01:45God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:48It's ruined!
00:01:55He's so hot.
00:01:56Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:11What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What do you want me to start?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:23I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:36You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:54Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:09Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:22Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:40I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:43every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:54Close leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi!
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Hayley.
00:04:35So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:43Bye there.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you catfishing?
00:05:26Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:37Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Good.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:46I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:47At least check on me.
00:05:49Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:09Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:23You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:34Valley Queen?
00:06:37There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:47Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:52No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:04Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:17Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:23Or...
00:07:23My name's Hailey.
00:07:25Wow.
00:07:25Hailey.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:34So did you!
00:07:35No, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:48Whatever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:03I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:05Something happened and...
00:08:07I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And what is this?
00:08:14What I think it is, is...
00:08:17I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:21As more than just friends.
00:08:23Oh, thank God.
00:08:25I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:27You're my soulmate.
00:08:28Like, I like you so much.
00:08:29Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:33I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Get ready.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:47Just the boobs.
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:50But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:56He'll love it.
00:09:01Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:03Come on, Hailey.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Yeah.
00:09:14That's actually kind of...
00:09:19Oh my God.
00:09:21Seriously?
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:29Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying out for volleyball, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:43I'm not doing it at all.
00:09:45I'm sorry.
00:09:52Who's telling me that's a bad idea?
00:09:57I'm sorry.
00:09:58Okay.
00:09:59I'm sorry.
00:10:09But the guy who's reaching out to you is too bad.
00:10:17you're helping me i won't i didn't put on it but here we are
00:10:27excuse you these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30we got a little boyfriend do we that is shocking
00:10:33yeah actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him for flirting with me
00:10:37flirting yeah don't lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:41funny okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways
00:10:47fine by me
00:10:50oh and um of all the purple brawl by the way i like it in a weird way
00:10:57i mean i am my type but you know power theory or whatever
00:11:01would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:14jen red alert cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:18i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:30oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:47give it back
00:11:48why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:53oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school
00:11:56should see it did you get it lindsay
00:12:00got it
00:12:03what are you doing
00:12:29oh shit
00:12:32yo what's going on
00:12:34dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what's yeah
00:12:51come on let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:57stop delete it please
00:13:10oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:24since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:50my school enemy is my allied girlfriend
00:13:53my school enemy is my allied girlfriend
00:13:58stop it
00:13:59oh my god
00:14:01oh my god
00:14:03oh that's it
00:14:09you okay
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:31How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:36I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:38And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:41Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:49And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:51You hear me?
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:57Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:08Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:10And he said we were enemies.
00:15:12But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:18Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:21Love you, Mom.
00:15:23Wait, Mom.
00:15:28Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:57Top day, huh?
00:15:59There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:01They're my favorite.
00:16:03Noted.
00:16:04Is that all?
00:16:05The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:07I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:12I'm really proud of you.
00:16:15And then there's this guy.
00:16:16He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:21It's so confusing.
00:16:22Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:27No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:28I like you.
00:16:29Only you.
00:16:36I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:38You did?
00:16:38Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:40I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:42That sounds amazing.
00:16:44When?
00:16:45With?
00:16:45Well, after school, at the balcony.
00:16:48I'll bring followers.
00:16:49Deal.
00:16:58I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:10Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:19Call me, Father.
00:17:21I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:23Defending that nobody.
00:17:25Haley girl.
00:17:26He's not a nobody, Dad.
00:17:27Are those for her?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:37What the fuck?
00:17:39I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:41Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:44That whole family is trash.
00:17:46Stay away from her.
00:17:47And what if I say no?
00:17:49Stay away from Haley, Cole, or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:53What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:56I'm almost 18.
00:17:58Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:59I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:04safe.
00:18:05You're sick.
00:18:08It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:16Oh, hi.
00:18:17Oh, hi.
00:18:18I'm Haley.
00:18:19Yes.
00:18:20Mm-hmm.
00:18:21So nice to meet you.
00:18:23God.
00:18:24I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:26But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:31Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:33You're so nice.
00:18:38Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Fail.
00:18:44Guacamole wizard.
00:18:46Ew.
00:18:47You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bed it.
00:18:51Maybe he's married.
00:18:52Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:54And maybe he's cheating on his life with you.
00:18:58I don't want any more trouble.
00:19:01Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:03Oh, no.
00:19:04We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:05We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:07And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:11Eat it.
00:19:24I called me.
00:19:26So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:31You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:32So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:35Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:37Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:40Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:42Like me.
00:19:47I'm nothing like you.
00:19:52Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:56Cole again?
00:19:57Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:00Pick it up.
00:20:01Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:03It's ketchup.
00:20:04Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:09Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:18Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:21Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:23Because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:25You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:31I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:35I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:40Got it?
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:42Let's go.
00:20:44What are you looking at?
00:20:48Got it?
00:20:49Let's go.
00:20:58Uh, thank you.
00:21:00Wow.
00:21:02Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:06Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:08I just...
00:21:10I happen to see you.
00:21:12Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:14Yeah.
00:21:15My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:19Well, he...
00:21:20He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:22Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:26Maybe you got into it nice today.
00:21:28Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:32You thought we were enemies.
00:21:34I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:37Why that annoying?
00:21:38Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:41Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:43Because it's not going to work.
00:21:44I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:52How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:59He...
00:21:59He makes me feel safe.
00:22:02You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:08You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:11Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:16Does he...
00:22:17Let you touch him like this?
00:22:29If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:32No, my boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:39In the game.
00:22:42Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:49Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:56Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:59I can see why he likes you.
00:23:11I can't do this.
00:23:13I love my boyfriend, and you will never understand that.
00:23:16He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:20He loves me for who I am.
00:23:22That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:27I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:29I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:36Wait.
00:23:37It couldn't be.
00:23:40Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:45There's nothing.
00:23:47Cole, who are you?
00:23:51What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:53It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:57Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:01You live such a tough life.
00:24:06What was I thinking?
00:24:08We are from two different worlds.
00:24:10He just wants to play with me.
00:24:11But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:18Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:20I got into a car accident.
00:24:23Really?
00:24:23Are you okay?
00:24:24You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:27He was right.
00:24:28Who?
00:24:29Nobody.
00:24:30Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:31I want to come visit you.
00:24:32No, no, you can't.
00:24:33I look miserable now.
00:24:35You need to see me in style.
00:24:37Fine, if you say so.
00:24:40So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:42Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:48Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:51Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:08Oh, you.
00:25:10Oh, me.
00:25:11Why is she so lucky?
00:25:13Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:16People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:19I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:21Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:28You finished it?
00:25:30It's okay.
00:25:31We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:33I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:34I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:36Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:40What is he trying to do?
00:25:42It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:45I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:50Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:01So, are you going to prom?
00:26:03Eh, I'll do it well.
00:26:04I don't know.
00:26:06So, you have a date.
00:26:08Or shall I stay a victim?
00:26:10Are you jealous of me, Helen?
00:26:12Me?
00:26:13Jealous?
00:26:13No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:15Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:17You are so full of yourself.
00:26:20You can do this on your own.
00:26:21Yeah.
00:26:24No way.
00:26:25It's a self-locking door.
00:26:27Really?
00:26:28Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:29I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:30I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:33I'm not.
00:26:34Sorry, not by that bad.
00:26:35I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:38Don't worry.
00:26:39Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:40Mm-mm.
00:26:41We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:44Yeah.
00:26:54That was my first kiss.
00:26:58My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:27:01It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:15You're really good at this.
00:27:17Why didn't we regret it?
00:27:19You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:36Hey, mate.
00:27:37I've been wanting a better girl.
00:27:38I'm wanting a better girl.
00:27:40So you want me?
00:27:44I think I know which I want to be.
00:27:50Do you want me?
00:27:53I want you.
00:27:58Oh, shit.
00:28:03Anyone in here?
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:07How long have you two been in here?
00:28:09I really need to change this lock.
00:28:11Are you two okay?
00:28:12Oh.
00:28:12Yeah, yeah, we're good.
00:28:15I think so.
00:28:15Where are we going?
00:28:16Great.
00:28:16Yeah, okay.
00:28:17Nice.
00:28:23Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:25What didn't happen?
00:28:27Hey, wait.
00:28:28It's just hormones.
00:28:30Jake.
00:28:31Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:33Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:35Wait, car accident?
00:28:37Guacamole wizard?
00:28:43I got to go.
00:28:52Guacamole wizard?
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:56Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:58Do I know you?
00:29:00Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:02Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:04Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:07You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:10She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:12He was in a real car accident.
00:29:14According to you, so is Guacamole wizard.
00:29:16I'm not going to take this anymore.
00:29:18Cole, wait.
00:29:21Oh, shit.
00:29:26What's up, guys?
00:29:27Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:30Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:33Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:37Hey!
00:29:37I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:40They're your favorite.
00:29:42Right.
00:29:44How did you know that?
00:29:46Tough day, huh?
00:29:47There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:49They're my favorite.
00:29:51He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:53Could he?
00:29:59The truth is, um...
00:30:00A dickhead?
00:30:03You honestly get out of here, bro.
00:30:04You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:14There it goes again.
00:30:16Cole is jealous.
00:30:17We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:19We don't have a problem.
00:30:20We don't have a problem.
00:30:22Right?
00:30:23Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:26Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:31I have the ball now.
00:30:32Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:36Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:39Maybe I can use that.
00:30:43Jake!
00:30:44Hey!
00:30:45What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:49Wait, seriously?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Just one little catch.
00:30:52You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:57All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:00If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:04I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:07But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:11You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:13I'm thinking.
00:31:14About the report or about him?
00:31:16Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:18We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:21Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:22No, you don't.
00:31:24How do you know that?
00:31:24You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:26Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:28You have no idea.
00:31:34Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:32:04Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:07Too cheesy?
00:32:08No, it's cute.
00:32:11The accident?
00:32:12The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:14He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:16So, um, what do you think?
00:32:18You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:21I...
00:32:21I should feel happy.
00:32:23But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:27Hey, can we not?
00:32:31Hey, can we not?
00:32:33Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:35My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:38And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:41Wow.
00:32:42That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:44Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:46Is this weak shit?
00:32:50Oh my God!
00:32:58Wow.
00:32:59He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:06Wait, I can't.
00:33:08Colt, put me down.
00:33:09Put me down.
00:33:09Put me down.
00:33:12Don't do that again.
00:33:26New couple alert.
00:33:28Fuck off, Janet.
00:33:29Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:31You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:33And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:35I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:37Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:41I might say yes.
00:33:44Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:48Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:51We're both hot.
00:33:52And we're both rich.
00:33:54And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:56So.
00:33:57How romantic.
00:33:58I think I'll pass.
00:34:01You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:06Oh, here they come.
00:34:09If I message corcamole wizard,
00:34:11I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:14What should we wear to prom?
00:34:16And the dance list.
00:34:19Thanks.
00:34:26Oh, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:28I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:29Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:30Bye.
00:34:31He's so different.
00:34:33Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:38Haley?
00:34:47Oh, jeez.
00:34:48God.
00:34:54Here, I'll get it.
00:34:55Yeah, I know.
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:01You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:35:04I don't care.
00:35:05I do care.
00:35:07I don't care.
00:35:08Here we are.
00:35:24I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:26I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:29He doesn't even know you.
00:35:30And you do?
00:35:31How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:34That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:35Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:39I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:41The first day.
00:35:43You were watching me?
00:35:46Just don't go to promenade, Jake.
00:36:02Move.
00:36:04Cole is talking to Haley again.
00:36:06Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:09Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:12Obviously I do.
00:36:12Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:16Uh, what do I do?
00:36:19I've got a few ideas.
00:36:25Hey, look.
00:36:27Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:29I promise.
00:36:30Yeah?
00:36:31Really, like who?
00:36:32I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:36And you.
00:36:36But you're not asking me.
00:36:40Hey.
00:36:41Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:43Hey, Hal.
00:36:44Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:49The other night?
00:36:50Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:55You're so sexy.
00:36:57Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:00I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:08And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:12Oh, shit.
00:37:14Oh, shit.
00:37:27Oh, my God.
00:37:32Stop, guys.
00:37:33Stop it.
00:37:34Stop.
00:37:34Stop.
00:37:35What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:40Shit.
00:37:40It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:42I've got to save Cole.
00:37:43I mean, Jake.
00:37:44I've got to save Jake.
00:37:48Oh, my God.
00:37:52Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:54Haley Rock.
00:37:56That's detention.
00:37:57After school.
00:37:58Don't be late.
00:38:14What are you doing here?
00:38:18Can't we keep you company?
00:38:20It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:24The locker thing.
00:38:25The locker thing.
00:38:25That was an accident.
00:38:26Oh, sure.
00:38:29So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:34No.
00:38:35He lied about that.
00:38:37I don't know why, though.
00:38:38Good.
00:38:40You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:45Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:49I could kill him.
00:38:52Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:57Okay, fine.
00:38:58I won't.
00:39:02Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:06Okay, everyone.
00:39:07Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:17Oh, my God.
00:39:18I am so fed up with this.
00:39:31Oops.
00:39:36Oops.
00:39:38Sorry.
00:39:39I tripped.
00:39:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:42Jen.
00:39:42What?
00:39:43It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:48They're dead.
00:39:50They're both dead.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:53How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:58Oh.
00:39:59What are you?
00:40:00Are you almost crying?
00:40:02It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:06Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:19What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:22This squirman's burning.
00:40:23Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:24Oh, please.
00:40:25It's baking soda and water.
00:40:26You're fine.
00:40:27Detention.
00:40:28Today, after school.
00:40:29Oh, shit.
00:40:42Jake, hey.
00:40:44Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:45Got to get to student council.
00:40:49Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:52The rice trick?
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:57You don't know about the...
00:40:59Come on.
00:41:13Hey.
00:41:14Um, Ella.
00:41:16It's Emma.
00:41:18Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:19Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:23Amazing.
00:41:30Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:32We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:36No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:39It means I can't...
00:41:41Can't what?
00:41:45I talked to a friend online.
00:41:48He's really important to me.
00:41:52And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:42:05You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:13Okay, okay.
00:42:14I get it.
00:42:18You're kind of sweet.
00:42:23Hey, look at that.
00:42:26Oh, my God.
00:42:27I can't.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:31You're a miracle worker.
00:42:38Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:40You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:42Shut up, Ella.
00:42:43It's Emma.
00:42:44Whatever.
00:42:51Oh, my God.
00:42:59Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:43:02How are things in the castle?
00:43:04Oh, my God.
00:43:09Valley Whore?
00:43:10What are they talking about?
00:43:26Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:30Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:34Oh, my God.
00:43:35Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:37Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:40Yeah, hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:42Show them what you really like.
00:43:43Oh, my God.
00:43:47Oh, my God.
00:44:02Here you go.
00:44:03Here, this is for you.
00:44:09Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:11You hacked my laptop?
00:44:13Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:15It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:16But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:18What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:22What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:23No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:25Hey, everyone.
00:44:26I think Valley Whore is a catfish.
00:44:29Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:58Stop it.
00:44:59Stop!
00:44:59Stop!
00:45:00Stop!
00:45:01Stop!
00:45:02Stop!
00:45:03I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:45:08Jake!
00:45:09Hey.
00:45:11Now is the time.
00:45:13Tell them.
00:45:14Tell them what?
00:45:15That you're a Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:18Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:21Here you go.
00:45:24Oh, my God.
00:45:26Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:28Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34Why would you do that?
00:45:35Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:36Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:39Jake, is this true?
00:45:41Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:45Sorry.
00:45:46It was nothing personal?
00:45:53Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:57Oh!
00:45:59Oh!
00:46:00Oh!
00:46:01Oh!
00:46:02Oh!
00:46:02All right, all right, all right, enough!
00:46:04What in the world is going on here?
00:46:06Is that a leaf blower?
00:46:07That's all him!
00:46:09Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:16Let me get this straight.
00:46:17You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:21It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:23It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:25Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:28Could it be because her father's running for Senate call?
00:46:31You think that's what it could be?
00:46:32Who cares?
00:46:33I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you, so you're taking her to prom.
00:46:40What?
00:46:40Over my dead body?
00:46:42Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:45I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:47No, no, please don't.
00:46:48Please.
00:46:49Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:51Max's dad called.
00:46:52He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:54You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:57End of discussion.
00:47:05Come on, you big coward.
00:47:06Message him.
00:47:08Just do it, just do it.
00:47:12You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:20I could never think that.
00:47:27But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:29Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:30I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:37I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:40If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:53Okay.
00:47:54You got this, Haley.
00:47:56Just take a deep breath.
00:47:57You got this.
00:47:58You got this.
00:48:02You look beautiful.
00:48:06Thank you, Mom.
00:48:26Hey, Haley.
00:48:27I'm glad you came.
00:48:28You look so pretty.
00:48:30Hi.
00:48:31Hey, Max.
00:48:32Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:34I mean...
00:48:34No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:36You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:38They don't care about shit.
00:48:39Get drunk, girl.
00:48:40Woo!
00:48:42Woo!
00:48:42Woo!
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:54What are you doing here?
00:48:56Valley whore?
00:48:58Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:49:01Hey, everyone.
00:49:02Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:49:03Valley Whore!
00:49:08Jen, why are you doing this?
00:49:10What have I even done to you?
00:49:11To me?
00:49:12Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:15Because those little cringy messages on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:19Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:22Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:23She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:26Pervy princess!
00:49:28Pervy princess!
00:49:30Pervy princess!
00:49:32Pervy princess!
00:49:34Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:37Leave me alone.
00:49:39Is there a fire?
00:49:41Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:54Call?
00:49:56Call?
00:49:58Call?
00:50:01Call?
00:50:02Call?
00:50:09Call?
00:50:15Call?
00:50:33Are you... him?
00:50:36Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:39Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:41Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:44No, I'm not.
00:50:45Yes, you are.
00:50:46It's okay.
00:50:47You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:50So you too.
00:50:52This whole time.
00:50:55Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:59Haley, wait.
00:51:04Haley, look.
00:51:05Please, at least take my jacket.
00:51:07You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:51:09you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:51:11Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:12I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:14Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:15I guess you.
00:51:16Obviously, the White Quillers were just an added bonus.
00:51:19I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:22Now, what about Guacamole, Wizard?
00:51:25What are you...
00:51:34Who is that?
00:51:35I don't know.
00:51:36Just the devil.
00:51:39Get in the car.
00:51:43I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:45Get in the car.
00:51:46Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:49Haley.
00:51:50I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:53Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:54So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life.
00:52:00Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:52:02My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:52:07And that's not you.
00:52:08You will be forgotten.
00:52:10You're a maid's daughter.
00:52:11And your mom works for me.
00:52:14Stay away from him.
00:52:16Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:20Dad, stop!
00:52:21Don't you touch my family.
00:52:23I'll stay away.
00:52:25Haley, come on.
00:52:26You don't mean that.
00:52:29I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:32I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:38I hate everything about you.
00:52:40I hate all of it.
00:52:41I don't want any part of it.
00:52:44So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:48Haley!
00:52:53Fuck this.
00:52:54Fuck this.
00:52:58No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:53:01Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:53:04Haley, not that's real love.
00:53:05Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:53:07I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:53:10Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:20Hi, Haley.
00:53:21I'm Emma.
00:53:22I know who you are.
00:53:24Right.
00:53:24I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:29So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:32Good as new.
00:53:37Oh, wow.
00:53:39Thanks, Emma.
00:53:41Okay, bye.
00:53:46One down.
00:53:47One to go.
00:53:49You're so cool.
00:53:50I know, Emma.
00:53:51Wanna go to prom?
00:53:53Why not?
00:53:55Let's get these lupers together.
00:54:02Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:54:03Hi, Max.
00:54:05And Max's friend.
00:54:06Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:54:08Cole's grounded.
00:54:09Oh, he is?
00:54:11But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:14What can I say, Max?
00:54:16Actions have consequences.
00:54:18Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:20Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:26We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:29Cole?
00:54:30My son, Cole?
00:54:32Reviewing budgets.
00:54:33He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:36Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:37And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:40so we can get back to his very important
00:54:41and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:53Go away!
00:54:57Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:55:00Happy birthday, Cole.
00:55:02I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:55:05Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:55:07What's going on?
00:55:08Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:55:10You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:55:12You can be together.
00:55:13Just log into this stupid game
00:55:15and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:18No.
00:55:19I'll tell her myself.
00:55:21Stick me in your car.
00:55:29Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:32Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:34I just need some time alone.
00:55:43Open the door.
00:55:45Wait, what?
00:55:47He's here?
00:55:55It's you.
00:55:58I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:56:01Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:56:04My dad threatened to follow your mom, and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:56:09I was.
00:56:09Look, I got my inheritance, and I can protect you and your family, and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:28I understand if this changes things, if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need
00:56:38you to know I love you.
00:56:50Nicole, I love you.
00:56:52You do?
00:56:54Yes, you idiot.
00:56:56I've loved you for months.
00:56:57I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him, and...
00:57:05But you're him.
00:57:06You didn't expect her.
00:57:08I mean, I...
00:57:11I always hoped it was you.
00:57:14Until you hoped.
00:57:15Yes.
00:57:17I hoped it was you.
00:57:18You were always there for me.
00:57:22You're hurt, man.
00:57:24You're really fucking hurt.
00:57:30Hey, uh...
00:57:31One of those things that's that we could do.
00:57:34You ever know?
00:57:36Yeah.
00:57:39Take my clothes off.
00:57:41Yeah, no, don't worry.
00:57:42Mm-hmm.
00:57:44I'm so beyond you, just beyond me.
00:57:50I'm so beyond you.
00:57:57Just beyond me.
00:58:04Okay, so...
00:58:05What do you think?
00:58:07Ten out of ten.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:09Yeah.
00:58:09One two again.
00:58:11I'll get sex for sex with me, specifically.
00:58:13I've only ever had sex with you, specifically.
00:58:16All right.
00:58:17All right, that's fair.
00:58:18I'll, uh...
00:58:20I'll take that as a win.
00:58:25What is my life now?
00:58:27Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:29Mm, oh, God, no.
00:58:31I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:35No, I'll just...
00:58:36I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:39There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:40I'll ask you in a minute, Norma.
00:58:42Stop it.
00:58:46Um...
00:58:47Say...
00:58:48Is it promenade?
00:58:50I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:52Okay.
00:58:54But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:59Cole, are you asking me a promenade?
00:59:01Oh, I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the gym.
00:59:05Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:59:07I don't want to hear it.
00:59:09Yeah, you don't have to ask me once.
00:59:11But I don't even have a dress.
00:59:13Later.
00:59:18I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:22Who would have guessed?
00:59:27I thought...
00:59:28Only the best for my princess.
00:59:30Where did you get that?
00:59:32Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:39prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:43Of course I'll go to prom with you.
00:59:50Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:53Cole, are you here?
00:59:56Cole, are you here?
00:59:59Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house.
01:00:02I see you, Cole.
01:00:03You are in big trouble.
01:00:21Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:24You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:29Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:41What do you think?
01:00:46My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:52Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:53I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:56You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:5920 more minutes.
01:01:00We're in.
01:01:02Deal.
01:01:05Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:01:09I hear we have a winner.
01:01:13And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:18Jen Longfellow.
01:01:24Thank you guys so much.
01:01:26Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:28I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:31Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:38Oh, my God.
01:01:39That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:41It was fun.
01:01:43It's just very too bad.
01:01:48Hey, our, uh...
01:01:50Most 10 minutes up.
01:01:51No.
01:01:52But who cares?
01:01:55Hell yeah.
01:01:56Woo!
01:01:59Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:02:01Damn.
01:02:02Language.
01:02:03I am the queen, okay?
01:02:04She's just a little pervy princess.
01:02:07Come on.
01:02:07Everyone say it with me.
01:02:09Pervy princess.
01:02:10Pervy princess.
01:02:11Pervy princess.
01:02:17Wait.
01:02:18Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:19What are those?
01:02:20Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:21Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:26His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:29Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:31If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:34I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:37Is this real?
01:02:38Jen's crazy.
01:02:41Who did this?
01:02:43Who did this?
01:02:46What?
01:02:47You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:49and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:50You little shit.
01:02:53You know, Jen,
01:02:54as the principal,
01:02:56I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:58and above all of this petty drama.
01:03:01But quite frankly,
01:03:04you are the worst.
01:03:06And I think it's time that you are expelled
01:03:08from Edmonds Academy.
01:03:10You can't do that.
01:03:11I'm the principal,
01:03:12so, uh,
01:03:14yes, I can.
01:03:23There was no internship.
01:03:25You lied to me!
01:03:33Haley, catch.
01:03:38Oh.
01:03:39Oh.
01:03:40My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:43Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:45Oh.
01:03:46Yeah, no can do.
01:03:48All I have to offer
01:03:49is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:51and a awesome sense of humor.
01:03:54Oof.
01:03:55How can I refuse?
01:04:02Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:04:06We are going home right now.
01:04:09You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:04:11Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:04:14You talk all the time
01:04:15about wanting a man
01:04:16that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:18that you can't see
01:04:20I've already become that man.
01:04:22And it's because of Haley.
01:04:24And you can accept that?
01:04:25I'll make my own path
01:04:26and best believe me I can.
01:04:29I'll say this.
01:04:31It's the most backbone
01:04:32I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:36Enjoy prom.
01:04:44I am so proud of you.
01:04:47I can't have done
01:04:48with all you being by my side.
01:04:50That was terrifying.
01:04:52It's not like we haven't
01:04:53slayed a dragon before.
01:04:55Well, so...
01:04:56I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:58I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:05:01Oh, my God.
01:05:01I gotta change that username.
01:05:03Yeah, you do.
01:05:03Hey.
01:05:13Hey.
01:05:13Hey.
01:05:14Hey.
01:05:14Hey.
01:05:15Hey.
01:05:16Hey.
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