00:12The Schwarzenbachs are coming?
00:14Yes.
00:16So, what are we going to do?
00:18Well, I've managed to track down Janet, the housekeeper.
00:21She's agreed to come in and take care of all the preparations.
00:24She lives nearby, so she won't be long.
00:26You are to stay in the apartment until she arrives,
00:29at which point you'll be dismissed and can go home.
00:32Oh.
00:33But on full pay.
00:35Oh.
00:36Right, I'm sorry. I've got to get this.
00:39The housekeeper will be in contact.
00:45What?
00:46The housekeeper will be in contact.
00:46The housekeeper will be in contact.
00:49In go, in go, in go, in go, in go all the way.
00:55Oh, sorry.
01:02Hello?
01:02Hello, dear.
01:04I'm Janet, the Schwarzenbachs housekeeper.
01:07Oh.
01:08I'm afraid we have got a problem.
01:09Right, yes, I heard.
01:11But you're not far away, are you?
01:13Oh, well, that's the problem.
01:16I've been a bit of a naughty girl, you see.
01:18Petra, she thinks I'm in Chiswick.
01:20I'm actually in Perthshire with my mother.
01:23You're in Scotland?
01:25Listen, there'll be no problem at all.
01:27I'll head to the station shortly,
01:29and I will be with you later on tonight.
01:32Oh, OK.
01:33Oh, nothing to worry about.
01:35I've come up with a plan.
01:36Now, there's a credit card in the drawer
01:39in the kitchen office.
01:40If I send a wee list to your printer,
01:43do you think you could make a start
01:44in the shopping for me?
01:56Gosh, that's quite a list.
02:22Finally.
02:23Finally.
02:40Right, little man.
02:42Let's see if there's any room at the inn.
02:49Chocolate with figs.
02:51Chocolate with figs.
02:52Chocolate with figs.
02:54Ah-ha.
02:56Chocolate with figs.
02:57No?
02:59And...
03:01Don Perignon champagne.
03:06Ah.
03:07Champagne.
03:09Here we are.
03:10Yes.
03:11Don Perignon.
03:13Ooh.
03:15Goodness.
03:2224?
03:36There we go. Another one down.
03:44Mrs Hecopian?
03:45Listen I was just about to head for the station but I remembered one other thing. Herr and
03:50Frau Schwarzenbach cannot do without their truffelstreichwurst.
03:54Their what?
03:56Spreadable sausage, dear, with a calf sliver and white truffle.
04:00Thank you. Goodness. Now we're going to need another trolley.
04:08This is a Cat 1 emergency. Immediate priority. We have a missing infant. Repeat, missing infant.
04:30Stop all units. We have a missing baby. Over.
04:47And the baby was definitely in the car seat when you left. Yes, yes, I strapped him in myself.
04:52You've reached Georgia Hecopian. Please leave a message after the tone.
04:58heads
05:24bubbles
05:25fingers
05:26Oh, hello.
05:29I just wanted to apologise again for the whole mix-up with the baby.
05:34And, er...
05:36And to give you these.
05:42They're really nice, actually.
05:46That's very kind of you.
05:49Thank you, Trevor.
05:56Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
06:07Yeah.
06:08Well...
06:09I hope you have a good Christmas.
06:13Yeah.
06:14I'll, er...
06:15I'll just slide this.
06:25Come on, Archie.
06:27Hailey!
06:29Hello, Annabelle.
06:30Hello, line of cheek.
06:31Right.
06:32Here we go.
06:34Now, then, focus.
06:36It is not your shoe, I've told you.
06:38Yeah?
06:41There we go.
06:42Thank you!
06:43No problem.
06:46You have a lovely love for you.
06:48I'm really tired.
06:49Bye, bye.
06:51Bye, bye.
07:02Hey, Neil off.
07:04Hey, hey, hey!
07:09Oh, let's go.
07:16Stay here.
07:17It's Archie! Now come back!
07:21No! No! Get off!
07:23Sorry! I'll bring him straight back down!
07:31Get off!
07:33Archie, where are you going?
07:45Right, come on, let's go!
07:48Let's go!
07:51Hello, Annabelle?
08:08Hello? Dog lady?
08:15Oh, no.
08:18No.
08:41Archie! Archie! Give me that shoe!
08:46Archie!
08:47Archie!
08:47Archie!
08:47Give me that shoe!
08:48Archie!
08:50No! Not the spreadable sausage!
09:09Look! Look what I've got! A shoe! A lovely shoe!
09:18For you!
09:19Come and get it, Archie!
09:24No, not the fob!
09:26Let go! Let go, Archie!
09:28Let go, good dog!
09:30Let go, let go, let go!
09:35Oh, no!
09:36Oh, no!
09:39No!
09:42Not the fob! Not the fob!
09:45Where is it?
09:47Oh, no!
10:12Fear!
10:18Mrs. Hacopian?
10:19Listen, I'm afraid the weather is atrocious up here
10:22and the trains, they're all over the place.
10:24So, I'm going to take the overnight sleeper.
10:28Would that be all right?
10:29Oh.
10:31Um.
10:32And if you could make a wee start on decorating the flat,
10:35I'd really appreciate it.
10:36There's decorations in a storage unit downstairs.
10:39OK.
10:41And we're going to need a Christmas tree.
10:43Oh.
10:44Where do you think I could get one of those?
10:46Oh, don't worry about that.
10:47I will have Jeff drop one off.
10:49He does all the flora and fauna for the penthouse.
10:52Will you need help setting it up?
10:54Oh, no, that won't be necessary.
10:56I've set up a fair few Christmas trees in my time.
10:58Of course you have.
11:00I do like you, Trevor.
11:02You did get the spreadable sausage, didn't you?
11:04Oh.
11:06Uh.
11:10Yes.
11:11Yes, I did.
11:12Oh, Max, dear.
11:14I knew we were in safe hands with you.
11:17Right, well, I'll see you first thing in the morning.
11:19OK, bye.
11:21Archie!
11:22No!
11:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:29Hello?
11:29This is Annabelle from the third floor.
11:31I got your note.
11:32I was just wondering if you could bring my dog downstairs.
11:36Oh.
11:39No.
11:41I'm sorry.
11:44Because I'm out at the moment.
12:01Well, when will you be back?
12:05Well, that's a bit difficult to say.
12:09Two hours?
12:12Three, maybe?
12:13Three, why don't I call you when I get back?
12:37Ah, hello, Trevor.
12:39Lionel, how are you?
12:40Well, today's the day.
12:42I need to move out.
12:43I can't believe it's actually happening.
13:05There we are.
13:22God bless.
13:27What am I even going to put it in?
13:55What am I going to put it in?
14:31What am I going to put it in?
14:36While someone's having a sleep.
14:39Come on.
14:40What am I going to put it in?
15:14All right.
15:27What am I going to put it in?
15:29What am I going to put it in?
15:33What am I going to put it in?
15:45What am I going to put it in?
15:51What am I going to put it in?
15:57Good.
16:08What am I going to put it in?
16:25What am I going to put it in?
16:36Oh, look at that.
16:42Good.
16:44Here we go.
16:50What am I going to put it in?
16:59What am I going to put it in?
17:11What am I going to put it in?
17:41What am I going to put it in?
17:43What am I going to put it in?
17:44It's all right.
17:44Are you going up?
17:45Yes.
17:46Yes.
17:50And you're the penthouse, aren't you?
18:10What am I going to put it in here?
18:17Bye.
18:18Bye.
18:28Oh, night, night, baby Jesus.
18:46Hello?
18:47They've cancelled everything.
18:49There's no trains running at all.
18:51I'm not going to make it.
18:53What?
18:53You're going to have to prepare the Christmas feast
18:55for the Schwarzenbachs yourself.
18:57What do you mean?
18:58How many...
18:59Only 12.
19:00Possibly 14.
19:0216 at the outside.
19:03Now, the Schwarzenbachs arrive at 5 o'clock,
19:06so that's your deadline.
19:075 o'clock?
19:08Oh, there's no need to panic, Trevor.
19:10Janet, that's...
19:11Oh, do not worry, Hen.
19:13I was up the entire night at the station
19:15and I've written down step-by-step instructions.
19:18They should be coming through to you any minute.
19:38Christmas feast.
19:40hurling, hurling, hurling.'
20:15Oh, my God.
20:40Oh, my God.
21:22Oh, my God.
21:45Oh, my God.
21:47Oh, my God.
21:49Oh, my God.
21:49Oh, my God.
21:53Oh, my God.
22:15Oh, my God.
22:25Oh, my God.
22:37Oh, my God.
22:54Oh, my God.
23:03Oh, my God.
23:09Oh, my God.
23:19Oh, my God.
23:31Oh, my God.
24:03Oh, my God.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:12Oh, my God.
25:01Oh, my God.
25:11Oh, my God.
25:23Oh, my God.
25:48Oh, my God.
26:17Oh, my God.
26:35Oh, my God.
26:45Oh, my God.
27:02Oh, my God.
27:15Oh, my God.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:42Oh, my God.
27:51Oh, my God.
27:56Oh, my God.
28:26Oh, my God.
29:10Oh, my God.
29:47Oh, my God.
30:10Oh, my God.
30:23Oh, my God.
31:02Oh, my God.
31:11Oh, my God.
31:56Oh, my God.
32:00Oh, my God.
32:19Oh, my God.
32:32Oh, my God.
33:04Oh, my God.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:20Oh, my God.
33:47Oh, my God.
34:20Oh, my God.
34:44Oh, my God.
35:14Oh, my God.
35:44Oh, my God.
36:19Oh, my God.
36:49Oh, my God.
37:14Oh, my God.
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