00:12I'm hungry, huh? I'm hungry. So hungry. We're closed. I know the owner.
00:26This is the best pizza I've ever had. I think it's better than sex. I can't remember.
00:30What's your favorite part?
00:31Extra cheese.
00:32Of sex.
00:33The buildup.
00:37That's just a typical lady answer.
00:39What's yours? Boobs? Cowgirl? Like the jackhammer?
00:42Wow.
00:45For me, it's about the after.
00:48Oh, come on.
00:50Two people lying there.
00:53Sharing a secret.
00:58Finding love is hard enough. Try doing it on the one night a year single people are legally allowed to
01:04have sex.
01:05I hate this night.
01:06Mom, I'm just going to stay in.
01:08No, you should go out.
01:12This night's insane. I just want to find, like, a good guy to finding true love on the least romantic
01:19night of the year.
01:20We're going to go slow. We're going to make good choices.
01:23Allie, this is Tayshawn.
01:25Hello.
01:26We met in line for the bathroom.
01:27What?
01:27Yeah.
01:28No?
01:28No.
01:29Can I get a whiskey?
01:31How is anyone supposed to find something real on a night like tonight?
01:36Sorry.
01:38I'm Owen.
01:39Allie.
01:41What about us?
01:42Your ears look like car doors.
01:44Well, your nose is way too small for your face.
01:46Your chin could plow a field.
01:47Your legs don't make any sense.
01:49Your hairline doesn't make any sense.
01:50Yeah.
01:57Night's almost over, and we're running out of time.
02:01We're all just trying to find someone who makes going through it worth it.
02:08Who would you choose?
02:10Allie!
02:11If you only have one night.
02:12Are you two together?
02:13I'm going to need a clear answer.
02:15You're cute when you're nervous.
02:17I'm not nervous.
02:18I'm saying you're just cute.
02:22I'm going to need a clear answer.
02:23I'm going to need a clear answer.
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02:28I'm going to need a clear answer.
02:28I'm going to need a clear answer.
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02:30I'm going to need a clear answer.
02:30I'm going to need a clear answer.
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