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Crush Alert Love Request From My Enemy Short Drama
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00:00:01New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:08New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:17You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:20Maybe.
00:00:29When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:31You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:34Such a dumb username.
00:00:36Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:41You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:42You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:44I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:49Maybe someday.
00:00:54Wrap my blade.
00:00:56Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:00Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:08In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:10I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:13but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:15I feel like a peasant.
00:01:18Watch it. This isn't public school.
00:01:22Forget your training wheels.
00:01:25At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:39Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:43No!
00:01:45God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:48It's ruined!
00:01:55He's so hot.
00:01:56Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:03Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:11What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:23I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, Potter Cup.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:36You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:44Asshole!
00:02:50Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:54Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:09Have a good day.
00:03:12Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:17Hey!
00:03:18Oh, fuck!
00:03:22Now we're even.
00:03:24My last thought better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:17This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:33I'm Hailey.
00:04:34So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come in.
00:04:44Bye there.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48Uh, there you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:04:58Oh!
00:05:00That's so cool.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:23Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:25What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:30Hold on.
00:05:32Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:38Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max. At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:55No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:05:59Cool.
00:06:05Please ignore that.
00:06:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:22Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:27Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:37There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:39Could it be...
00:06:40Jen?
00:06:43Ew.
00:06:46No.
00:06:47Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:49And I just made sure that the new girl moves that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:55She does look kinda cute.
00:07:04Please ignore that.
00:07:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:09Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:15Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:18Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:23My name's Haley.
00:07:25Wow.
00:07:25Haley.
00:07:26I think you, uh...
00:07:28You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:32What a coincidence!
00:07:34So did you!
00:07:35Oh, no!
00:07:38Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:40I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:42You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:48Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:03I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:05Something happened and...
00:08:07I lost the game, I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:13And... what is this?
00:08:14What I think it is, is...
00:08:16I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:21As more than just friends.
00:08:23Oh, thank God.
00:08:25I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:27You're my soulmate.
00:08:28Like, I like you so much.
00:08:29Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:33I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Get ready.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45No face.
00:08:47Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:50But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:55All the kids do this.
00:08:56He'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:03Come on, Hayley.
00:09:04Confidence.
00:09:05You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:14That's actually kind of...
00:09:15Oh, my God.
00:09:21Seriously?
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:25Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying to survive, are we?
00:09:32I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Out!
00:09:39Dammit!
00:09:43Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:18I won't.
00:10:18I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:27Excuse you.
00:10:28These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30We have a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:31That is... shocking.
00:10:33Yeah, actually.
00:10:34And he'd probably kill you right now if he saw you were flirting with me.
00:10:37Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah.
00:10:38Don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:41Funny.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44Well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:47Fine by me.
00:10:50Oh, and, um...
00:10:53Of all the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:55I like it in a weird way.
00:10:57Not in my type, but...
00:10:59You know, power theory.
00:11:00Whatever.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:10Hopefully, Quacamole Wizard will like it, too.
00:11:14Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:25Jen.
00:11:29Oh.
00:11:30My.
00:11:31God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:34Hmm.
00:11:40Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:47Give it back.
00:11:48Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:52Oh.
00:11:53This is actually a really good photo.
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:57Hmm.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:17Oh shit.
00:12:18Oh shit!
00:12:19Oh.
00:12:21Oh.
00:12:21How are you doing?
00:12:25Oh shit.
00:12:31Oh
00:12:33Yo, what's going on? Dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen. What's yeah?
00:12:54Photoshop
00:13:07Oh
00:13:11My brave night, I wish you were here with me right now. Oh
00:13:19My god, oh cool fair and it was kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30No
00:13:50My school enemy is my online girlfriend
00:13:57Stop it
00:13:59Stop it
00:13:59Oh my god
00:14:01Oh my god
00:14:08Hey
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me
00:14:21Now give the phone back Jen
00:14:23What the hell call? I thought you'd be happy
00:14:31How does it feel being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you and I
00:14:38know it's not just your purse
00:14:39Oh
00:14:40Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with me. You
00:14:51hear me?
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:57Haley, are you?
00:14:57Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:01I just need to be alone
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:08Cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies
00:15:12But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:18Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:20Love you, mom
00:15:23Wait, mom
00:15:28Do people change?
00:15:32Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:37Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:57I don't know
00:15:58Tough day, huh?
00:15:59There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:16:01They're my favorite
00:16:03Noted. Is that all?
00:16:05The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:07I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you
00:16:15And then there's this guy
00:16:16He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:20It's so confusing
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:25Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:26No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:28I like you, only you
00:16:36I really liked your photo, by the way
00:16:37You did? Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:40I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:42That sounds amazing
00:16:44When? With?
00:16:45Well, after school, at the balcony
00:16:47I'll bring followers
00:16:48Deal?
00:16:58I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:10Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:19Call me father
00:17:20I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:23Defending that nobody
00:17:25Haley girl
00:17:26He was not a nobody dad
00:17:27Are those for her?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:37What the fuck?
00:17:39What the fuck?
00:17:39I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:41Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:44That whole family is trash
00:17:45Stay away from her
00:17:47And what if I say no?
00:17:48Stay away from Haley Cole
00:17:50Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:53What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:56I'm almost 18
00:17:57Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:59I hate to make Haley wait
00:18:01But she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:06You're sick
00:18:08It's called watching out for your future
00:18:16Oh, hi
00:18:18I'm Haley
00:18:19Yes
00:18:21So nice to meet you
00:18:22God
00:18:23I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:26But the moment she knows
00:18:27I lose her forever
00:18:31Thank you for the flowers
00:18:32You're so nice
00:18:38Guacamole wizard
00:18:40Fail
00:18:44Guacamole wizard
00:18:45Ew
00:18:47You waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:50Pathetic
00:18:51Maybe he's married
00:18:52Maybe he's married
00:18:52Or maybe he's fat
00:18:54And maybe he's sitting on his wife's video
00:18:58I don't want any more trouble
00:19:01Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:03Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:05We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:07And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:11Eat it
00:19:24I told me
00:19:26So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:31You're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:35Guacamole wizard
00:19:35Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:37Oh and by the way
00:19:39Cole's not gonna come save you
00:19:40Because after all, he's rich
00:19:42Like me
00:19:47I'm nothing like you
00:19:52Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:56Cole again?
00:19:57Why is he always here when I need help?
00:20:00Pick it up
00:20:01Cole, we were kidding
00:20:02It's ketchup
00:20:03Pick that bloody thing up
00:20:09Take out your phone and record this
00:20:18Did your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:21Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:22Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:25You're gonna hold that thing next to your face
00:20:27And do what I say
00:20:30I
00:20:31Will leave Hailey alone
00:20:35I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:40Got it?
00:20:41Yeah
00:20:41Let's go
00:20:42I will leave Hailey alone
00:20:44What are you looking at?
00:20:48Got it? Let's go
00:20:57Uh, thank you
00:21:00Wow
00:21:02Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:06Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:08I just...
00:21:10I happen to see you
00:21:12You're...
00:21:12You're waiting on someone?
00:21:14Yeah
00:21:15My boyfriend actually
00:21:19Well, he...
00:21:20He kinda stood me up, so
00:21:22Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:26Maybe you gotta do it nice today
00:21:28Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:31You thought we were enemies
00:21:34I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:36So...
00:21:37Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:40Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:43Cause it's not gonna work
00:21:44I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:52How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:58He...
00:21:59He makes me feel safe
00:22:02You wouldn't understand it, though
00:22:08Cole
00:22:08I don't understand better than you think
00:22:11Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:28Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:32No, no, my...
00:22:34My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:39In the game
00:22:42Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:49Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:51Oh, yeah
00:22:55Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:59I can see why he likes you
00:23:01Oh, yeah
00:23:10I can't do this
00:23:13I...
00:23:13I love my boyfriend
00:23:14And you will never understand that
00:23:16He's...
00:23:17Smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:19He loves me for who I am
00:23:22That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:27I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:36Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:38Please
00:23:40Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:43It's...
00:23:45It's nothing
00:23:47Cole, who are you?
00:23:51What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:53It was my dad telling me in my car
00:23:55I got done getting waxed
00:23:57Champagne problems, huh?
00:24:01You live such a tough life
00:24:06What was I thinking?
00:24:08We are from two different worlds
00:24:10He just wants to play with me
00:24:11But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:18Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:21I... got into a car accident
00:24:22Really? Are you okay?
00:24:24You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:27He was right
00:24:27Who?
00:24:29Nobody
00:24:29Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:31I want to come visit you
00:24:32No, no, you can't
00:24:33I look miserable now
00:24:35You need to see me in style
00:24:37Fine, if you say so
00:24:39So...
00:24:40Are we going to prom together?
00:24:42Hell yeah, we are
00:24:48Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:51Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:09Oh, you
00:25:10Oh, me
00:25:11Why is she so lucky?
00:25:13Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:16People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:19I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:21Because you don't do any homework
00:25:28You finished it?
00:25:30It's okay
00:25:31We'll get to know each other more
00:25:32I'm not that curious about you, actually
00:25:34I'm curious about you, though
00:25:37Like, uh...
00:25:37How close were you with your mom?
00:25:40What is he trying to do?
00:25:42It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom
00:25:45I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:50Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:26:01So...
00:26:01Are you going to prom?
00:26:03I don't know
00:26:05So you have a date?
00:26:08Or shall I say a victim?
00:26:10Are you jealous of me?
00:26:11No
00:26:12Me?
00:26:13Jealous?
00:26:13No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:15Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:17You are so full of yourself
00:26:19You can do this on your own
00:26:20Yeah
00:26:23No way
00:26:25It's a self-locking door
00:26:27Really?
00:26:28Ms. Gorman's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:29I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:30I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:33No, okay
00:26:33Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:35I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:38Don't worry
00:26:39You don't want to trust me
00:26:40No
00:26:41We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:43Yeah
00:26:54That was my first kiss
00:26:58My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:27:00It was supposed to be special at prom
00:27:02And not just bumping lips
00:27:15You're really good at this
00:27:17One day I want you to regret it
00:27:19You know, we can do more if you want
00:27:28You're right
00:27:29I don't want you to regret it
00:27:35I don't want you to regret it
00:27:36I don't want you to regret it
00:27:36You really are not supposed to regret it
00:27:36Hey, hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you've died
00:27:40Chimney
00:27:41So you want me?
00:27:44I think you know much I want you.
00:27:50Do you want me?
00:27:52I want you.
00:27:58Oh, shit.
00:28:03Anyone in here?
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:07How long have you two been in here?
00:28:09I really need to change this locker.
00:28:11Are you two okay?
00:28:12Oh, yeah.
00:28:13Yeah, we're good.
00:28:15We're okay.
00:28:15I think so.
00:28:16Great.
00:28:16Okay, nice.
00:28:22Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:25What didn't happen?
00:28:26Haley.
00:28:27It's just hormones.
00:28:30Jake.
00:28:31Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:33Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:35Wait, car accident?
00:28:36Guacamole wizard?
00:28:43I got to go.
00:28:52Guacamole wizard.
00:28:53Huh?
00:28:56Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:58Do I know you?
00:28:59Why is he being so standoffish?
00:29:02Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:29:04Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:07You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:10She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:12She was in a real car accident.
00:29:14According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:17I'm not going to make this anymore.
00:29:18Cole, wait.
00:29:21Oh, shit.
00:29:25What's up, guys?
00:29:27Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:30Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:33Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:36Hey!
00:29:37I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:40They're your favorite, right?
00:29:44How did you know that?
00:29:46Tough day, huh?
00:29:46There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:49They're my favorite.
00:29:51He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:53Could he?
00:29:59The truth is, um...
00:30:00A dickhead?
00:30:03What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:30:04You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:14There it goes again.
00:30:15Cole is jealous.
00:30:17We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:18We don't have a problem.
00:30:20We don't have a problem.
00:30:22Right?
00:30:23Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:26Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:31I have the ball now.
00:30:32Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:36Cole and Jake are fighting over Hayley?
00:30:39Maybe I can use that.
00:30:43Jake!
00:30:44Hey!
00:30:45What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:49Wait, seriously?
00:30:50Yeah.
00:30:51Just one little catch.
00:30:52You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:57All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:31:00If you have any questions, if you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:31:03I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:07But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:11You have the rest of the room.
00:31:12You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:13I'm thinking.
00:31:14About the report or about him?
00:31:16Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:18We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:21Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:22No, you don't.
00:31:23How do you know that?
00:31:24You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:26Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:28You have no idea.
00:31:34Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:51Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:32:04Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:07Too cheesy?
00:32:09No, it's cute.
00:32:11The accident, the mozzarella sticks.
00:32:13He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:15So, what do you think?
00:32:18You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:20I should feel happy.
00:32:23But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:26Hey, can we not?
00:32:33Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:35My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:38And you're out here to strike me with a bad punch.
00:32:41Wow.
00:32:42That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:44Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:46Is this weak shit?
00:32:50Oh my God.
00:32:52Oh my God.
00:32:58Wow.
00:32:59He's got really pretty eyes.
00:33:06Wait, I can't.
00:33:08Colt, put me down.
00:33:09Put me down.
00:33:10Put me down.
00:33:12Don't do that again.
00:33:26New couple alert.
00:33:28Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:29Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:31You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:33And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:37Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:41I might say yes.
00:33:44Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:48Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:51We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:54And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:57How romantic?
00:33:58I think I'll pass.
00:34:01You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:34:06Oh, here they come.
00:34:08If I message Corcomole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's filming.
00:34:14What should we wear to prom?
00:34:16And the Dean's List.
00:34:19Yeah.
00:34:26Oh, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:27I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:29Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:30Bye.
00:34:31He's so different.
00:34:33Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:37Haley?
00:34:47Jeez.
00:34:48God.
00:34:54Here, I'll get it.
00:34:55Yeah, I know.
00:35:01Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:35:04I don't care.
00:35:05I do care.
00:35:07Here we are.
00:35:24I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:26I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:29He doesn't even know you.
00:35:30And you do?
00:35:31How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:34That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:35Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:39I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:41The first day.
00:35:43You were watching me?
00:35:46Just don't go to promenade.
00:36:02Move.
00:36:04Cole is talking to Haley.
00:36:05Again.
00:36:06Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:09Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:11Obviously I do.
00:36:12Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:16Uh, what do I do?
00:36:19I've got a few ideas.
00:36:25Hey, look.
00:36:27Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:29I promise.
00:36:30Yeah? Really, like who?
00:36:32I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:35And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:39Hey.
00:36:41Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:42Hey, Hal, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:48The other night?
00:36:50Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:55You're so sexy.
00:36:57Jake, what are you talking about?
00:37:00I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:08And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:12Oh, shit.
00:37:13Oh, shit.
00:37:16Oh, my God.
00:37:32Stop! Guys, stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:35What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:39Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:50Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:54Hailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:15Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:17Can we keep you company?
00:38:20It's the least I could do after you saved my ass today.
00:38:24The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:26Oh, sure.
00:38:29So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:34No. He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:38Good.
00:38:40You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:45Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:49I could kill him.
00:38:52Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:57Okay, fine. I won't.
00:39:02Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:39:06Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:17Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:20No.
00:39:38Sorry!
00:39:39I tripped.
00:39:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:42Jet!
00:39:42What?
00:39:43It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:48They're dead.
00:39:50They're both dead.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:53How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:58Oh.
00:39:59What are you...
00:40:00Are you almost crying?
00:40:02It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:40:06Jen!
00:40:06What's going on over there?
00:40:17Wait.
00:40:18What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:22The squirm is burning!
00:40:23Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:24Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:27Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:30Shhh.
00:40:42Jake, hey.
00:40:43Oh, uh, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:49Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:52The rice trick?
00:40:55Yeah.
00:40:57You don't know about the...
00:41:00Come on.
00:41:13Hey! Um, Ella.
00:41:16It's Emma.
00:41:18Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:19Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:30Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:32We'll pour out in a few more minutes and...
00:41:35It'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:36No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:39It means...
00:41:39It means I can't...
00:41:41Can't what?
00:41:45I talked to a friend online.
00:41:48He's really important to me.
00:41:52And I'm sure...
00:41:55You're really important to him.
00:42:05You know, Cole.
00:42:07If you look past all that hair gel and...
00:42:10Big ol' ego and...
00:42:12Okay, okay.
00:42:14I-I get it.
00:42:18You're kinda sweet.
00:42:23Hey, look at that.
00:42:26Oh my god.
00:42:27I can't.
00:42:29Oh my god.
00:42:31You're a miracle worker.
00:42:38What is taking so long?
00:42:40You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:42Shut up, Ella.
00:42:43It's Emma.
00:42:44Whatever.
00:42:51Oh my god.
00:43:00Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:43:02How are things in the castle?
00:43:09Valley whore?
00:43:10What are they talking about?
00:43:26Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:30Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:34Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:37Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:40Yeah, hey valley whore, show him what you really like.
00:43:43Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:44:02Here you go.
00:44:03Here, this is for you.
00:44:08oh do you like what i've done with the place you hacked my laptop oh no it wasn't me it
00:44:15was that
00:44:15kid ella but i definitely gotta reap the benefits what kind of incel sex over a video game hayley
00:44:21what are you catfishing this guy no i'm not trying to catfish him hey everyone i think valley whore
00:44:27is a catfish because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:58stop it stop stop
00:45:03i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:45:08jake hey now's the time tell them tell them what that's your guacamole wizard
00:45:18who's guacamole wizard here you go
00:45:24oh my god did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:28oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:33what why would you do that oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:39jake is this true have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:45sorry it was nothing personal
00:45:53yeah nothing personal huh
00:46:00all right all right all right enough what in the world is going on here
00:46:06is that a leaf blower that's all him okay well you both have detention so
00:46:16let me get this straight you stole a leaf blower and defaced school property
00:46:21it wasn't school property dad it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets jesus how does she always get away with this
00:46:28shit
00:46:28could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:30you think that's what it could be
00:46:32who cares
00:46:33i care and i hear she's got an eye for you so you're taking her to prom
00:46:39what not over my dead body oh because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:45i'm firing her mother right now no no please don't
00:46:47please then you're taking jen to prom max's dad called he said he's having a
00:46:53party tomorrow you're gonna go and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:57end of discussion
00:47:04come on you big coward message him just do it you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:20i could never think that
00:47:27but i thought you were jake please can't you just tell me now
00:47:30i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:37i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:39if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:53okay you got this haley just take a deep breath you got this
00:47:58you got this
00:48:02you look beautiful
00:48:06thank you mom
00:48:26hey hayley i'm glad you came you look so pretty
00:48:29hi hey max your house is gorgeous i mean
00:48:34no it's just my parents blood honey you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:38they don't care about shit get drunk girl
00:48:54whoo
00:48:54what are you doing here valley whore
00:48:58looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:49:01hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:49:03valley whore
00:49:08jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you
00:49:11to me oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:14because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:18those are concerning
00:49:19actually kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:21did you know that hayley
00:49:23she's a little pervy princess pervy princess
00:49:28pervy princess
00:49:30pervy princess
00:49:31pervy princess
00:49:33hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:36leave me alone
00:49:38is there a fire
00:49:40okay we set off the alarm
00:49:54call
00:49:55call
00:50:01roll
00:50:07you
00:50:07you
00:50:09you
00:50:09you
00:50:09you
00:50:12you
00:50:33are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:40him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:47honest
00:50:48about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:51:04please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:51:09you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:13then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:18bonus i knew i shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole wizard
00:51:34who is that just the devil
00:51:39get in the car
00:51:43i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:46dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hayley
00:51:49i already assumed that's who this was i'm a servant so you're the scholarship trash that's
00:51:57hell-bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry
00:52:04a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's
00:52:11daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire
00:52:19dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:24hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:29i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:36you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't
00:52:42want any part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:48hayley
00:52:57no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:53:03hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i
00:53:08would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:20hi hayley i'm emma i know you are
00:53:23right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped and ruin your life so
00:53:29i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:37oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:46one down one to go
00:53:48you're so cool i know emma
00:53:51wanna go to prom
00:53:52why not
00:53:55let's get these lovers together
00:54:02hi mr edmund
00:54:03hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:54:09oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:13what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:20well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:26we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:29cole
00:54:29my son cole
00:54:31reviewing budgets
00:54:32he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:35well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:37and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:39so we can get back to his very important
00:54:41and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:53go away
00:54:57max what
00:54:59what are you guys doing here
00:55:00happy birthday cole
00:55:02i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:55:04just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:55:06what what's going on
00:55:08dude it's your 18th birthday
00:55:10you can tell hayley who you are now
00:55:12you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really
00:55:16are
00:55:19no i'll tell her myself
00:55:20sneak me in your car
00:55:29come on the wizard
00:55:32mom i'm fine
00:55:33i just need some time alone
00:55:43open the door
00:55:45wait what
00:55:47he's here
00:55:55it's you
00:55:57i should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:56:01anyway i wanted to tell you who i was from the bitter beginning
00:56:04my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:56:06and i had to wait a really long time
00:56:08to tell you who i was
00:56:09i got my inheritance
00:56:11and i can protect you and your family
00:56:13and so you don't have to choose
00:56:28i understand if this changes things
00:56:30if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:37i need you to know i love you
00:56:50cool i love you
00:56:52you do
00:56:54yes you idiot
00:56:56i've loved you for months
00:56:57i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:57:01because i had to be loyal to him and
00:57:05but you're him
00:57:06you didn't expect her
00:57:08i mean i
00:57:11i always hoped it was you
00:57:13until you hoped
00:57:15yes
00:57:16i hoped it was you
00:57:18you were always there for me
00:57:22you hadn't
00:57:24you're really fucking hot
00:57:29hey uh
00:57:31one of those things i thought we could do
00:57:34if i don't
00:57:39get in there don't worry
00:57:44i'm so real you
00:57:46just be on me
00:57:50i'm so real you
00:57:52i'm so real you
00:57:53i'm so real you
00:57:55i'm so real you
00:57:57i'm so real you
00:58:04okay so
00:58:05what do you think
00:58:0710 out of 10
00:58:08oh
00:58:09yeah
00:58:09what do again
00:58:11i'll get sex to sex with me specifically
00:58:13i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:16all right
00:58:17all right that's fair
00:58:18i'll uh
00:58:19i'll take that as a one
00:58:25what is my life now
00:58:27am i being nice to cole edmunds
00:58:30oh god now i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:35no i just i'm just lost behind it
00:58:38there's always been lost behind it
00:58:40i'll see you in a minute now
00:58:49i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:52okay
00:58:54but the real question is
00:58:56do you got a date
00:58:59cole are you asking me to prom
00:59:01oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:59:05oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:59:08yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:59:10i don't even have a dress
00:59:13later
00:59:18i just slept with cole edmunds and i'm in love with cole edmunds who would have guessed
00:59:26i thought
00:59:28only the best for my princess
00:59:30where did you get that
00:59:33i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:38might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:43of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:50mr edmunds i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:53cole are you here
00:59:56cole are you here
00:59:59mr edmunds you can't just park into my house like this
01:00:02i see you cole you are a big problem
01:00:21hey uh you almost done in there
01:00:23you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:29okay i'm ready
01:00:41what do you think
01:00:46my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:53i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:56you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:5920 more minutes
01:01:00i want 10
01:01:01i do
01:01:05thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:01:13and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:18jen longfellow
01:01:20thank you
01:01:21oh my god
01:01:24thank you guys so much
01:01:26seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:28i mean like who else would win right
01:01:31oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:37oh my god that's haley and cole
01:02:00i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:02:08pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:02:18wait wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:21make cole edmonds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:28don't worry daddy if i can't have it no one can
01:02:34i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real jen's crazy
01:02:41who did this
01:02:43who did this
01:02:46what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:50you little shit
01:02:53you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:03:01but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmund's academy
01:03:10you can't do that
01:03:11i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:22there was no internship you lied to me
01:03:32here we catch
01:03:39oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:43now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do all i have to offer is a
01:03:50low-way knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:52and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:54oh how can i refuse
01:04:01oh no that's my dad
01:04:06we are going home right now
01:04:09you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:04:11yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:04:13you talk all the time
01:04:15about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:18yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:22and it's because of hayley
01:04:23and you can accept that
01:04:25i'll make my own path
01:04:26and best believe me i can
01:04:29i'll say this
01:04:31that's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:36enjoy pro
01:04:43i am so proud of you
01:04:47i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:50that was terrifying
01:04:52it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:55well so
01:04:56i love you battle queen
01:04:58i love you guacamole wizard
01:05:00oh my god i gotta change that username
01:05:02yeah you do
01:05:03oh fair
01:05:03you
01:05:06you
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