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00:14Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:36Easy now!
00:37You got the balance!
00:38Slow-ass sea slug!
00:42Slow-ass sea slug!
00:44Slow-ass sea slug!
00:46Slow-ass sea slug!
00:48Slow-ass sea slug!
01:03Filthy scavengers!
01:05When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:11Poseidon?
01:13Fish food ages ago.
01:40Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:44I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:51Sire!
02:07Who the hell broke my new console?
02:10I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:13Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:29Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:32My king!
02:33Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:39Sire!
02:44Sire!
02:45Sire!
02:50Sire!
02:50Sire!
02:52Sire!
02:54Sire!
02:54Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:55Sire!
02:56Sire!
02:58Sire!
02:58Sire!
03:00Sire!
03:06Sire!
03:07Sire!
03:07The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:09Sire!
03:10Sire!
03:11Sire!
03:12Sire!
03:25Sire!
03:26Through power struggles, rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:35Fight!
03:42Get your hands off me creep!
03:44Sorry, I didn't mean to...
03:50Wait, pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:59He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:15You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:19I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:23If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die. I really need this guy.
04:34Goddamn.
04:36You really know how to flip my switch.
04:46I need more. A lot more.
04:56Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:07What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:12Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:15What?
05:16Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:20Dammit. He tracked me.
05:34Leora!
05:36Leora! You're my fiancé! You belong with me! Come home!
05:40Get away! Dylan!
05:44As the leader of the Sature, you actually drugged me.
05:51Why the fuck are you wearing some dude shirt?
05:54You slept with someone?
05:57Who screwed up my plan?!
06:01Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
06:04Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:07You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:15So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:18You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:27Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:29Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:36I won't kill him.
06:38But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:42Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:50Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:07Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:20What are you talking about?!
07:21Those assholes are back already.
07:22What are you talking about?!
07:29Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:32Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:36Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:39Keep acting tough! Jacks can stomp boulders to dust!
07:42Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burp!
07:57You asked for this.
08:12You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:16You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?! Who the hell are you?!
08:29What are you doing?!
08:29If you don't want to win the war to barbecue!
08:30Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:33What are you whining about?
08:35Nothing!
08:36It's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:44Molly? Gods make heroes with it you seasoned food?!
08:51huh tide barrier just got tripped
09:00mommy is daddy's station way out in the deep sea is that why he never comes to see me yeah
09:05baby
09:07but he retired recently we're gonna find him now
09:19I'm badly wounded I don't have much time find Lily's real father leave her with him
09:26I just hope you two can live in peace
09:30far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus
09:47there it is
09:55Liara's wounded bad drag them both back to the Dylan lifetime of easy living
10:05what the hell was that nothing just swapped a bug
10:12that girl from five years ago you came looking for me
10:17she's your daughter we need you now
10:22so you're my dad you're actually pretty handsome
10:26this aura she's got my blood
10:35who did this don't worry about it just keep Lily safe
10:44mommy mommy
11:03it's too late boss her heartbeats fading fast
11:21somebody help me
11:35give me a name Liara
11:37who did this
11:38I'm going to tear them apart
11:42it was
12:04your father sold you to me a long time ago
12:07you're my fiance my property you filthy whore spread your legs for some straight dog
12:16but at least your bloodline is still worth something
12:24no let go
12:27with nymph blood in my veins even Olympus will bow to me
12:39I got careless diving near a shipwreck
12:44shipwreck my fault shipwreck those cuts are surgical Leora someone did this to you
12:53you're just a regular guy stay out of it
12:57boss soup's ready
13:05if I don't make it
13:07promise me you'll take care of Lily
13:10she's all we have left
13:12she's safe
13:13now drink
13:16soup isn't gonna fix this Jack
13:24Jack you
13:27ambrosia residue
13:28golden apple sap
13:30I studied this in grads time
13:33Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals
13:35where the hell did you get this
13:38more
13:39try it
13:51these ingredients where did you get them
13:58it's my first time meeting daddy
14:00I gotta find the prettiest shell for him
14:27what a lively little snack
14:30gulp you down and my power doubles
14:33I just fished this stuff out of the bay
14:42you want more
14:44I've got a ton of it laying around
14:46this guy's luck is insane
14:50a random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods
14:55is this coast a secret Olympian vault
14:58you're safe here Liria
15:03we've got a kid together now
15:06I'm not letting anything touch
15:08you
15:09or Lily
15:10Jack
15:11I'm grateful but I
15:12daddy
15:13help
15:16something's trying to eat me
15:20Lily's in trouble
15:27I'm not tasty
15:29my mommy and daddy are super strong
15:32please don't eat me
15:37divine power runs through this girl
15:41devour you
15:42and I might even claim the sea king's throne
15:46laughing
15:48laughing
15:49Haha!
16:19You disgusting freak!
16:22What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:24Mommy!
16:26Yes.
16:27I've got you, baby.
16:30Touch my kid again, and I'll rip her head off your shoulders!
16:35Ha! You ruined my meal?
16:39Wait. The baby mama herself. Perfect.
16:48Two courses for the price of one!
16:57You bitch!
17:04Jack, take Lily and run. Go!
17:12Run, from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects.
17:24You...Posei?
17:25That kid's his. No wonder the power's so pure.
17:30That's Poseidon's bloodline. If I stay, I'm dead.
17:41What the hell just happened? It ran?
17:44Damn, Leoya. Your powers are badass. You straight up scared the monster off.
17:50Me? No way. Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing. I'm still recovering.
17:56Wait. Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
18:01Whatever. Let's get home. That thing might circle back.
18:08How about that monster?
18:14Failed at the perfect time? Figures. He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:19That's all.
18:34You need to stay on the floor, so you can get a gun.
18:38How about that monster?
18:40What?
18:40What?
18:41How about that monster?
18:42Don't you kill me?
18:43What?
18:43How about that monster?
19:00my liege have mercy i didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
19:06no problem thank you my lord thank you for your mercy try to remember that in your next life
19:25enjoying the show
19:36my king we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear listen to me if any of you take
19:42one step
19:43near my daughter again i will skin you alive now get the fuck out of my sight yes yes my
19:50leash
20:03my love since you refuse to tell me who did this to you i'll just have to dig up the
20:08truth myself
20:17that wild god pan's always pulling power grabs but poseidon guy's long gone probably fish food in
20:25some trench right sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:43the world's the same as ever the dead are louder than the living who the hell are you
20:49you're in hades territory asshole
21:04poseidon
21:13is hades still breathing if he is tell him to get his ass out here
21:22who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:30i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you i need a background check
21:39you know who i am hades is ace you crash my spot you die here
22:07little fish
22:16hades
22:17hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:24hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood one two
22:36thank the fates the boss is here
22:43boss this bum
22:51you idiot
22:52piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown you're done get out
22:56in front of poseidon your ants i'm saving your worthless heights
23:06my lord
23:07is this handling satisfactory i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
23:18understood i'll mobilize every team right now you have three days i'll be back
23:27everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child every resource every contact
23:34now tell them poseidon's back
23:44poseidon's back let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:56dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt easy pickets
24:01let's move
24:14we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:24a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:31who are you dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:40mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:53stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
25:12mommy you're bleeding this forest is locked down surrender now i'll go with you on one condition
25:22let my daughter go no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:38kids mine you die
25:43you poisoned me
25:47my poison fog the more you fight the faster it rots you from the inside give up
25:55you've gone too far even if i die today i'm not letting you win
26:02you're wounded poisoned done the kids coming with me
26:11don't touch her come at me feisty one dylan wants you dead but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:27such a pretty face all mine now
26:34let my mommy go you bastard
26:44lilly lilly lilly run get out of here
26:51serve me well and i might let her run a little longer
27:01lilly lilly
27:03lilly
27:08lilly
27:13lilly
27:14lilly
27:16your hands off her
27:24You touch my woman, you're a dead man.
27:34Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:39You okay, babe?
27:41So you're the boyfriend.
27:43Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
28:03Jack, keep Lily safe.
28:05Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
28:07Shut up and go.
28:09Now!
28:21If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:26Run all you want!
28:27My pack tears you both apart!
28:41No!
28:45No!
28:50No!
28:56No!
28:58No!
29:03No!
29:10No!
29:14No!
29:15No!
29:16No!
29:17No!
29:20Daddy, don't leave Mommy!
29:22I don't wanna lose her!
29:24Shh!
29:24Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's gonna be okay.
29:28We're going back for her right now.
29:36Hand over the kid! I'll make your death quick!
29:47Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:52Daddy's gonna do a little magic trick.
29:55Okay.
29:59You are the best.
30:09Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die!
30:16You're not human! Who the hell are you?
30:19My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:41Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:47Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:51He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
31:00Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
31:04Daddy's gonna help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
31:12Daddy, be careful.
31:14Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:23Ha ha ha ha! That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:27How much longer you got?
31:29Let me have my fun first.
31:32So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:47Damn. You take a hit well.
31:50Let's enjoy this body.
31:51Daddy, then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:56For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
32:02No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
32:05More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice.
32:09I'm taking them down with me.
32:11This the woman Dylan wants?
32:13Where the kid?
32:14Some guy took the brat.
32:17Useless.
32:18Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:25Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:31You all want to come at once?
32:33Then die together.
32:34Pick your graves.
32:47Why did you come back?
32:49Where's Lily?
32:53Lily's safe.
32:54Don't push yourself.
32:57So this is the woman's secret lover.
33:01Her taste is trash.
33:02Beg now.
33:04And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
33:08Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
33:10End it fast.
33:14You?
33:15In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:17Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:21Just hold on a little longer.
33:23Jack means more to me than anything.
33:25I won't let him get hurt.
33:28No!
33:36You want my husband?
33:39Step over my corpse first!
33:42In a hurry to die?
33:43Fine!
33:44I'll oblige!
34:13You're half dead already!
34:16How the hell did you knock me back?
34:18The sea is sinking.
34:19Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:22This is...
34:24can't be.
34:49Ancient Ekithra!
34:51The coastal legend monster?
34:53Why would she be here?
34:57Ha ha ha!
34:58Our boss has real backing!
35:00He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
35:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
35:07They're coming for us.
35:08We're finished.
35:10Don't worry, darling.
35:11Things might turn around.
35:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
35:14Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:20They're here for me.
35:21They're here for me.
35:22Jack, stay behind me.
35:24With me here, no one touches you.
35:26Stop saying that, Jack.
35:27Look around.
35:28We're surrounded.
35:29We could actually die here.
35:36My lords!
35:38Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:43You worthless creature!
35:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:57Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
36:02You haven't been able to die yet!
36:04I love you.
36:05I am so fat.
36:06I feel so fat.
36:07I have taken your money here.
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