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Sex Education By My Best Friend Englishsub Film
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:21You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:38Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:46You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:53Okay.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, Skylacher Queen.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:49God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:59Hey, I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold. He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you? Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:19Okay, I see you now, new girl. What are you with me, son?
00:02:23What are you talking about?
00:02:26Why? I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:35Yeah, I broke a lot of ours, buttercup.
00:02:37Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:41I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:53All right, I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey, you got my attention.
00:03:02So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it.
00:03:18I don't know who you are.
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:27My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:51I'm going to make her watch a living hell.
00:03:54What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Yeah, Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:59I can see that.
00:04:01I've just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:24But he's not your Cole.
00:04:25Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:27He's not yet.
00:04:31Hi, I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:36Hi, I'm Hayley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters?
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43Until we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:45Good.
00:04:46Okay, let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:14Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:25Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Guacamole wizard.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Get it back.
00:05:32Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:52Ah, chill, please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the alacrine goes to school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:29Stop recording me.
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait, is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be Jen?
00:06:45Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:57She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:17Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Haley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or?
00:07:25My name's Haley.
00:07:26Wow, Haley.
00:07:28I think you, uh, you're going to suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence.
00:07:35So did you.
00:07:37Oh, no.
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:50Whoever ends up with her, I must have feel it in the eyes, yeah.
00:08:05I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened, uh, I lost the game.
00:08:09I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:47No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57He'll love it.
00:09:03This lighting hates me.
00:09:05Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:14Okay, yeah, that's actually kind of-
00:09:21Oh my God, seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:31Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:37Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:40Dammit!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:45Oh, okay.
00:09:47Okay.
00:10:15This coffee here is just where you are.
00:10:18You're helping me.
00:10:19Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:39Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Hmm, funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58Not even my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:11:01Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:33What's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nudes just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:37Yeah.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:58Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:13:03Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full-nude?
00:13:31Ben, no. No, no, no, no.
00:13:32Ben, stop!
00:13:35Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben!
00:13:36Ben, Ben, Ben!
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:14:00Oh my God!
00:14:02No!
00:14:02No!
00:14:03No!
00:14:04No!
00:14:08Hey!
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:23What the hell, call?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:33Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46It was got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:56Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted. Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:20It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When? With?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Hayley girl.
00:17:25Hayley's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45What if I say no?
00:17:47Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Hayley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Bail.
00:18:42Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:47To bet it.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch, and so we thought we would bring you
00:19:06a sandwich.
00:19:10Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take out of your phone and record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:50Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:38Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online board careers make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05I understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12Does he...
00:22:14Let you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:10I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:25No.
00:23:33Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really? Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:40We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27What would you know each other more?
00:25:29I'm a little bit curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Is Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57so are you going to prom
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim
00:26:05are you jealous of me
00:26:08jealous no why would i be jealous
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really this girl is going to be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28okay sorry am i that bad
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:36we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that it was supposed to be special at prom and not
00:26:58just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12one day when you regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:32okay i've been wanting back a lot more than you back
00:27:35so you want me
00:27:39i think you know much i want you
00:27:45do you want me
00:27:47i want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here
00:28:01oh my god how long have you two been in here
00:28:03i really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay
00:28:17are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen
00:28:21hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident
00:28:28relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:38i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident
00:28:52do i know you
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:58or he heard something about coal
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:06she was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10i can't take this anymore
00:29:12coal wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys
00:29:22um we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27was there something that you wanted coal
00:29:31hey
00:29:31i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right
00:29:38how did you know that
00:29:40tough day huh
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be coal
00:29:47could he
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57will you honestly get out of your bro
00:29:58you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:10coal is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here coal
00:30:12we don't have a problem
00:30:14we don't have a problem
00:30:16right
00:30:17tell coal to get my ball
00:30:18and we don't have a problem
00:30:20jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:30coal and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:33maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake
00:30:38hey
00:30:39what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:43wait seriously
00:30:44yeah
00:30:44just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie raw
00:30:50all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like coal
00:31:01but if he's really jake
00:31:03then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:07about the report or about him
00:31:09why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:11we literally made out of a soldier
00:31:14maybe maybe i've known jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:17how do you know that
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god
00:31:29is jake asking me to prom
00:31:44ailey someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom
00:32:00too cheesy
00:32:01no it's cute
00:32:04the accident
00:32:05the mozzarella sticks
00:32:06he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think
00:32:11you want to go to prom with me
00:32:13i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:33wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh
00:32:37that's weak shit
00:32:39is this weak shit
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00colt put me down
00:33:01put me down
00:33:02hold me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize
00:33:27and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like
00:33:31say if you asked me
00:33:32to prom
00:33:33i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:41jen
00:33:41you want to go to prom
00:33:43with me
00:33:43we're both hot
00:33:44and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business
00:33:47like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:53you're gonna regret this
00:33:55cole edmunds
00:34:00if i message corcamole wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:06what should we wear to prom
00:34:08and the dean's list
00:34:12yeah
00:34:19i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school
00:34:21okay
00:34:21okay yeah
00:34:21i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:23he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering
00:34:27from the accident
00:34:30hayley
00:34:39jeez
00:34:46here
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:47i know
00:34:52oh
00:34:53you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:56i don't care
00:34:56i do care
00:34:59here we are
00:35:16don't put a problem with jake
00:35:18i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do
00:35:23how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:25that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:31i noticed that at lunch
00:35:33the first day
00:35:35you were watching me
00:35:38just don't go about it
00:35:54move
00:35:56colt is talking to hayley
00:35:57again
00:35:58your job is to keep them away from each other jake
00:36:01unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:03obviously i do
00:36:04okay
00:36:05then break them up
00:36:06idiot
00:36:07um
00:36:08what do i do
00:36:11i've got a few ideas
00:36:16hey look
00:36:19someone will take you to prom
00:36:20all right i promise
00:36:21yeah
00:36:22really like who
00:36:23i mean the whole school hates me
00:36:25except for jake
00:36:27and you
00:36:28but you're not asking me
00:36:31hey
00:36:32oh hey jake
00:36:34hey how um
00:36:35i just wanted to thank you again for
00:36:38the other night
00:36:40the other night
00:36:41yeah it was
00:36:43so
00:36:45sexy
00:36:46you're so sexy
00:36:48jake what are you talking about
00:36:50here
00:36:50i hate to break it to you asshole
00:36:54but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pet room
00:37:03oh
00:37:04oh shit look
00:37:05oh shit
00:37:07oh
00:37:10oh
00:37:10oh
00:37:11oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:13oh
00:37:14oh
00:37:16oh my god
00:37:31principal stevens
00:37:33i've got to save cole
00:37:34i mean jake
00:37:35i've got to save jake
00:37:40oh
00:37:40oh
00:37:42oh my god
00:37:43principal stevens
00:37:44i'm so sorry
00:37:45hayley rock
00:37:46that's detention
00:37:48after school
00:37:50don't be late
00:38:06don't be late
00:38:06call me
00:38:07what are you doing here
00:38:09can we keep you company
00:38:11that's the least i could do if you saved my rest today
00:38:15the locker thing
00:38:16that was an accident
00:38:18oh
00:38:18oh
00:38:18sure
00:38:21so uh
00:38:21you and
00:38:22you and jake huh
00:38:25no
00:38:27he lied about that
00:38:28i don't know why though
00:38:29good
00:38:32father that asshole
00:38:33every time he looks at you makes me sick of my stomach
00:38:37thinking about him touching you
00:38:38kissing you
00:38:40i could kill him
00:38:44promise me you won't go to prom
00:38:49because i want to go to prom
00:38:54because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:08oh my god
00:39:09i am so fed up with this
00:39:27oh
00:39:29sorry
00:39:29sorry
00:39:30i tripped
00:39:31no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:33jen
00:39:33what
00:39:34it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:39they're dead
00:39:41they're both dead
00:39:42oh
00:39:44how am i gonna be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:48oh
00:39:50what are you
00:39:50are you almost crying
00:39:53it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57jen
00:39:57what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen
00:40:11is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds
00:40:15oh please it's baking soda and water
00:40:17you're fine
00:40:17detention
00:40:18today after school
00:40:33jake hey
00:40:34oh uh sorry
00:40:36gotta get to student council
00:40:40hey
00:40:40you didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:42the rice trick
00:40:46yeah
00:40:48you don't know about the
00:40:50come on
00:41:03hey
00:41:04um
00:41:05ella
00:41:07it's
00:41:07emma
00:41:08yeah
00:41:08that's what i said
00:41:09can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:20hey
00:41:20it's gonna be okay
00:41:22we'll pour out in a few more minutes
00:41:24and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26no
00:41:26it's not just the phone
00:41:28or the laptop
00:41:28it means
00:41:29it means i can't
00:41:31can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online
00:41:38he's really important to me
00:41:42and
00:41:43i'm sure
00:41:44you're really important to him
00:41:46you know cool
00:41:56if you look past
00:41:57all that hair gel
00:41:59and
00:42:00big ol ego
00:42:01and
00:42:01rich kid for bravo
00:42:03okay
00:42:03okay
00:42:04i get it
00:42:07you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:15oh my god
00:42:16thank you
00:42:19oh my god
00:42:20you're a miracle worker
00:42:27oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32shut up ella
00:42:33it's emma
00:42:34whatever
00:42:41oh my god
00:42:44oh my god
00:42:48oh
00:42:50morning valley whore
00:42:51how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore
00:42:59what are they talking about
00:43:16guacamole wizard
00:43:17when can we be together in person
00:43:19guacamole wizard
00:43:20i want you so badly
00:43:21i dream about you touching me
00:43:23oh my god
00:43:24someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:29yeah
00:43:30hey valley whore
00:43:31show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go
00:43:52here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:44:00you hacked my laptop
00:44:02oh no it wasn't me
00:44:04it was that kid ella
00:44:05but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:08what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:10hayley
00:44:11what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:12no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:14hey everyone
00:44:15i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:47stop it stop stop
00:44:52i thought i'd send the janitor some time
00:44:57jake
00:44:58hey
00:45:00now's the time
00:45:01tell them
00:45:03tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:07who's guacamole wizard
00:45:10here you go
00:45:13oh my god
00:45:15did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:17oh sweetie
00:45:19i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:22what
00:45:22why would you do that
00:45:24oh i don't know cole
00:45:25why do you think i would do that
00:45:28jake
00:45:29is this true
00:45:30have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:34sorry
00:45:35it was nothing personal
00:45:42yeah nothing personal
00:45:49all right all right all right
00:45:52enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:55is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's all him
00:45:57okay well you both have detention so
00:46:05let me get this straight
00:46:06you stole a leaf blower
00:46:08and deface school property
00:46:10it wasn't school property dad
00:46:11it was jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets
00:46:13jesus christ
00:46:14how did
00:46:15how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:17could it be because her father's running for senate call
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:21who cares
00:46:22i care
00:46:23and
00:46:24i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:26so you're taking her to prom
00:46:28what
00:46:29i'm not over my dead body
00:46:30oh
00:46:31because you're like that hayley girl
00:46:33i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:35no no please don't
00:46:36please
00:46:37then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:39max's dad called
00:46:41he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43you're gonna go
00:46:44and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:46end of discussion
00:46:53come on you big coward
00:46:54message him
00:46:56just do it
00:47:00you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09i could never think that
00:47:15but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:19i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:41okay
00:47:42you got this hayley
00:47:44just take a deep breath
00:47:45you got this
00:47:47you got this
00:47:51you look beautiful
00:47:54thank you mom
00:48:14hey hayley
00:48:15i'm glad you came
00:48:16you look so pretty
00:48:17hi
00:48:18hey max
00:48:19your house is gorgeous
00:48:21i mean
00:48:22no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:23you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:26they don't care about shit
00:48:27get drunk girl
00:48:42what are you doing here
00:48:43valley whore
00:48:46looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:51valley whore
00:48:56jen why are you doing this what have i even done to you
00:48:59to me oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06those are concerning
00:49:07actually kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:09did you know that hayley
00:49:11she's a little pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:18pervy princess
00:49:19pervy princess
00:49:21hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:24leave me alone
00:49:26is there a fire
00:49:29okay we set off the alarm
00:49:43paul
00:50:01is there a fire
00:50:12that's nerf
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:28him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:35honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:47wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:57go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were you
00:51:01trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:07shouldn't have trusted you now what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:21who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:33thank you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hayley
00:51:37i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:39hi mr opens so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:47well i've got news for you young lady my son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:53and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:52:00stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family
00:52:10i'll stay away hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:29any part of
00:52:31so cole go with your dad
00:52:35hayley
00:52:44no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hayley not that's real love why did that make me so miserable
00:52:53i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:52:56even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are
00:53:10right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped jen ruin your life
00:53:16so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:23oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go
00:53:35you're so cool i know emma
00:53:38want to go to prom why not
00:53:41let's get these lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:55oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:59what can i say max actions have consequences birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:06well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom committee
00:54:12we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:15cole my son cole reviewing budgets
00:54:19he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:21well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:23and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important
00:54:28and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:39go away
00:54:44max what
00:54:45what are you guys doing here
00:54:46happy birthday cole
00:54:48i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:51just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53what what's going on
00:54:54dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:58you can be together
00:54:59just log into this stupid game
00:55:01and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:04no
00:55:05i'll tell her myself
00:55:07stick me in your car
00:55:18mom i'm fine
00:55:20i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door
00:55:30wait what
00:55:33he's here
00:55:41it's you
00:55:43i'm sure you've given me this to you a long time ago
00:55:47hey we have wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:50my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:55i got my inheritance
00:55:57and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand that this changes things
00:56:17if you don't love me the way
00:56:19you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23i need you to know i love you
00:56:36cool i love you
00:56:38you do
00:56:40yes you idiot
00:56:42i've loved you for months
00:56:43i mean
00:56:44this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:47because i had to be loyal to him
00:56:48and
00:56:50but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:54i
00:56:54i mean
00:56:55i
00:56:56i always hoped it was you
00:56:59until you hoped
00:57:02i hoped it was you
00:57:04you were always there for me
00:57:10you're really fucking hot
00:57:15hey uh
00:57:17one of those things i said we could do
00:57:20there i go
00:57:22yeah
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:26yeah no don't worry
00:57:50what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:53yeah
00:57:54yeah
00:57:55we'll do it again
00:57:56i'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:58i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right
00:58:02all right that's fair
00:58:03i'll uh
00:58:05i'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:12am i being nice to cole eggnets
00:58:14hmm
00:58:15oh god no
00:58:16i fully expect you to
00:58:18continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21no i'll just
00:58:22no there's lust behind it
00:58:24there's always been lust behind it
00:58:25i'll take a minute
00:58:26no more
00:58:27stop it
00:58:30um
00:58:32i think
00:58:33isn't promenade
00:58:35i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38i don't know
00:58:39but
00:58:40the real question is
00:58:41do you got a date
00:58:44cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:46oh
00:58:47i would have asked you earlier
00:58:48but
00:58:49jay kind of
00:58:49gave me to the gym
00:58:50oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:58later
00:59:03i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:05and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:11i thought
00:59:13only the best for my princess
00:59:15where did you get that
00:59:17uh
00:59:18i might have
00:59:19gotten you a dress
00:59:20on the off chance that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:28of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds
00:59:36i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38cole
00:59:38are you here
00:59:41cole
00:59:41are you here
00:59:44mr edmonds
00:59:45you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47i see you cole
00:59:47you are a big pro
01:00:05hey uh
01:00:07you almost done in there
01:00:08you would try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:31my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:36uh uh uh
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:40you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:42hold on a minute
01:00:44we're in
01:00:45i do
01:00:49thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:57and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:02jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you
01:01:06oh my god
01:01:07thank you guys so much
01:01:11seriously this makes the world's me
01:01:12i mean like who else would win right
01:01:15oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:21oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:25it was fun
01:01:27it's great
01:01:28yeah
01:01:32there uh
01:01:33most time that's up
01:01:35no
01:01:35but who cares
01:01:39hell yeah
01:01:46i am the queen
01:01:48okay she's just a little pervy princess
01:01:50come on
01:01:51everyone say it with me
01:01:52pervy princess
01:01:54pervy princess
01:01:55pervy princess
01:02:01wait
01:02:02wait wait wait
01:02:03what are those
01:02:04those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you
01:02:09his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy
01:02:14if i can't have him
01:02:16no one can
01:02:17i'm gonna destroy hayley roth's life
01:02:21is this real
01:02:21jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this
01:02:26who did this
01:02:30what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:34you little skit
01:02:36you know jen
01:02:37as the principal
01:02:39i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:44but quite frankly
01:02:47you are the worst
01:02:49and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:53you can't do that
01:02:55i'm the principal
01:02:56so uh
01:02:56yes i can
01:03:06there was no internship
01:03:08you lied to me
01:03:16hayley catch
01:03:22oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:26now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:28oh
01:03:29yeah no can do
01:03:31all i have to offer
01:03:32is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:35and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:37oof
01:03:38how can i refuse
01:03:45oh no that's my dad
01:03:49we are going home
01:03:50right now
01:03:52you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:54yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:57you talk all the time
01:03:58about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:01yet
01:04:02you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:05and it's because of hayley
01:04:07and you can accept that
01:04:08i'll make my own path
01:04:10and best believe me i can
01:04:12i'll say this
01:04:14it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:19joy prone
01:04:27i am so proud of you
01:04:31i kind of done with all you being by my side
01:04:34that was terrifying
01:04:35it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:38well so
01:04:40i love you dragon
01:04:41i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:43oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:45yeah you do
01:04:46oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:48oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:48oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:50oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:50oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:51oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:51oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:52oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:53oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:54oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:54oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:54oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:55oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:57oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:04:59oh my god i'm so proud of you
01:05:01oh my god i'm so proud of you
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