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00:09To secure an early retirement, I joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test-tube
00:14baby for a mysterious client.
00:15I'm warning you again.
00:18Absolute confidentiality about the president's identity.
00:20Not a single word.
00:22Otherwise, you won't live to see another sunrise.
00:33Mr. President, eyes on me.
00:46Take your clothes off.
00:54Three years by his side, taking down his enemies, handling the press.
00:58I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him.
01:01The first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady.
01:17Not long after, the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one.
01:23I was the last one to find out I was pregnant.
01:25Once I have this baby, I'll take the money and go.
01:28First lady?
01:29Nah, that's not in the cards for me.
01:31Nurse?
01:32Doctor?
01:33Surrogate number one just had her baby.
01:34It's a boy.
01:36Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her.
01:38The second the president saw the kid, he had her and the baby kicked out, said the baby she had
01:42was some other guy's bastard.
01:44Wait!
01:44She actually hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program?
01:46I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it.
01:49But then, one by one, the other women had their babies.
01:52The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his.
01:54Every last one of them got kicked out.
01:56Take your bastard and get lost.
01:57Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance.
01:59I swear I can give you a child.
02:01Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor.
02:05Come on, push!
02:06Give it everything!
02:07Baby's almost here!
02:15One last push!
02:16Come on, you can do it!
02:18The baby's here!
02:19A healthy baby!
02:23Monster!
02:24Monster!
02:27What's wrong?
02:31What the hell?
02:33I just gave birth to...
02:34Dog pups?
02:36How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:39Oh no, this is bad.
02:41The president won't even need a test.
02:43No!
02:43Just one look and he'll know this isn't his.
02:46I'm definitely getting kicked out now.
02:48And the money?
02:49Gone.
02:52What's going on here?
03:01What should I do?
03:02What should I do?
03:12Where's my baby?
03:17Tell me, where is my child?
03:20Mr. President, I'm so sorry.
03:22I let you down.
03:23Sorry for what?
03:24I lied.
03:25I...
03:27I wasn't pregnant.
03:29That wasn't a baby coming out.
03:30That was...
03:31That was a massive, toxic, waist-level crap.
03:34One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly.
03:39A fake pregnancy?
03:40So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:44That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby.
03:46I took all kinds of hormone shots and it...
03:48It made me look pregnant.
03:50Today, today I just ate too much and had to go.
03:55What was that sound?
04:03Mr. President, you should stay back.
04:06I just went.
04:07It's pretty rank.
04:08So I skipped a budget hearing and a National Security Council meeting and waited two hours here just for you
04:14to take a clap?
04:15Mr. President, I really didn't mean for this to happen.
04:19Just give me more time.
04:21I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby.
04:23I won't waste my sperm on you anymore.
04:26But what about the surrogacy money?
04:28After playing me like this, you'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt.
04:34What?
04:37No money.
04:38And now I'm stuck working for free.
04:40What a joke.
04:41You two little troublemakers.
04:43You totally screwed me.
04:45If it weren't for you, who knows?
04:46Maybe I'd be first lady now.
04:54Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard.
04:57Eh, whatever.
04:58But hey, you're mine, right?
05:02You guys hungry?
05:14Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:19All right, fine.
05:21Breastfeeding a couple of dogs.
05:22I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom.
05:29Drink up.
05:33Now that's what I call my kids.
05:35Already drinking in style.
05:36You two are going places.
05:39Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now.
05:44What the hell?
05:45I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm.
05:49So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:54Whose dog is this?
05:55You hurt?
05:57Hey, easy now.
05:58I won't bite.
05:59Wow.
06:00I've never seen a dog as big as you before.
06:04Could it be him?
06:06Nah, I'm definitely going crazy.
06:14Mommy, hug.
06:18You two?
06:19We're the puppies?
06:20How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:22And they're already big and can talk.
06:23What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:25Mommy!
06:27Their cheeks are soft and warm.
06:30Feels just like regular kids.
06:33Mommy, hug.
06:35Okay, okay.
06:37Mommy's good babies.
06:39Puppy kids, whatever.
06:41You're mine and that's all that matters.
06:45Those two little monsters eat more every day.
06:48This might just last them one day.
06:51What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:53I just don't want to waste anything.
06:55You're always talking about saving food, so I'm supporting you.
06:58Just focus on paying off your debt.
07:00Don't try anything cute.
07:03I...
07:03I get it.
07:11Broke, do you think Mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:13Mom worked so hard for us.
07:15We gotta get her a gift.
07:17I think I smell...
07:18Dad!
07:20Woohoo!
07:21Woohoo!
07:22Woohoo!
07:23Woohoo!
07:23Woohoo!
07:24Woohoo!
07:24Woohoo!
07:25Woohoo!
07:26Woohoo!
07:27Woohoo!
07:27Woohoo!
07:43Woohoo!
07:49Hello?
07:50What?
08:06stop right there mrs olivia so a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell
08:14which fork to use what makes you think you're qualified quick qualified what makes you deserve
08:21to stand by his side it took me three years to get where i am three years of crisis of
08:26staying up
08:26with him through countless nights and you you just lay around for a few months spread your legs and
08:30that's it i never thought of it that way remember your place janitor once your debt is paid get the
08:37hell out of the white house miss olivia classified documents are missing from the oval office what
08:45which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office
08:48hey babies mommy's home mommy we got you a present a present what kind of present could you two
08:58little rascals have for me for you mommy mommy here take this the presidential seal
09:11the nuclear button briefcase no no
09:21so you two are the crazy little thieves how could you steal this stuff
09:26we were just looking for food for mommy we found it in some room this ring is so pretty mommy
09:33you should wear it oh no oh no we are so screwed code red lock it in the white house
09:41search every
09:41room not one corner gets missed oh my god if the president finds out it was these two pups who
09:47stole
09:47it we're done for mr president we've searched every other room in the white house this is the last
09:53one the maid's quarters open the door
10:01there they are right here oh my god caught red-handed i'm definitely going to jail leah cole
10:09why are my presidential seal and the nuclear bolton briefcase in your room
10:14mr president i i don't know anything
10:17i went to work early this morning and when i got back these things were just here it must be
10:23the
10:23real thief they probably realized they couldn't get out of the white house so they dumped the stuff
10:27in my room to throw everyone off or set me up that lie is full of holes your room is
10:32so remote
10:32which thief would just happen to come here you're obviously the one who stole it you little lying
10:38bitch just tell the truth already ma'am look at me i'm just someone who cleans here why would i
10:42steal something like that i've got no motive mr president don't forget
10:46this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you when she got caught she held a grudge i
10:51wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies that's why she stole the
10:55presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you up and destroy your reputation tell me
11:00who put you up to this was it that wig wearing senator next door i swear i didn't mr president
11:07this
11:07woman is too calculating keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb i think we should charge her
11:12espionage and throw her in prison right now no i'm not a spy i i swear then let's do it
11:19in norway
11:26oh my god
11:29get down from there now that's the president do you have any idea about how much his shit cost
11:40what the hell is that filthy thing
11:46you dirty bitch you didn't clean properly so you attracted these strays someone kill these animals
11:52throw them in the trash
11:58mr president they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go i felt bad for them so i've been
12:03hiding them here they're like my own kids i'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones it's
12:08hard enough please don't hurt them i swear i'll train them to use the toilet and they won't chew up
12:12your shoes
12:15mr president these are clearly wolf cubs but she's raising them like dogs
12:19and weird thing is holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like i've seen him somewhere
12:24before you really like them huh
12:30well duh they're my kids of course i like them
12:34yes they're adorable please just let me keep them
12:37i swear they won't bite won't make a mess i'll even put diapers on them if i have to
12:45too bad they're just regular wolf pups
12:47wish they were werewolves this ends here no one speaks of this
12:52thank you mr president
13:05we're finally gone
13:07you two little rascals best behave from now on
13:09if you pull something like that again
13:12i swear i'll hand you over to olivia you can be her little hand warmers
13:30mr president i checked it out not so straight as the woman brought them the hospital
13:33but where they actually came from that i couldn't trace
13:37no way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the hospital
13:41so why lie i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was
13:46that was a massive toxic waste level crap
13:50one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
13:56find the doctor who delivered her baby
13:59yes sir
14:10hey easy now i won't bite
14:13but wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
14:19what is that woman hiding
14:24mr president she was the one on delivery duty that day
14:28tell me
14:30what did you see when that woman gave birth
14:33i i didn't see anything
14:38tell the truth
14:39okay okay i'll talk
14:40i saw that she didn't give birth to a baby
14:43she gave birth of two puppies
14:46and then
14:48i passed out from shock
14:50you're saying
14:51she gave birth to two wolf pups
14:53yes i swear every word is true
14:55i've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
14:58so that's
14:59yesterday was so weird
15:01stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase
15:03is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison
15:05but he totally let me off
15:06and he even touched my pups
15:08maybe he likes dogs too
15:09get the cages ready
15:10i'm getting those mutts out of the white house today
15:20quick
15:21hide
15:27what are kids dishes doing here
15:29those
15:30those are for feeding my dogs
15:31feeding dogs
15:33with people's dishes
15:35leah cole
15:35this is the white house
15:37not your trailer park
15:38now hand over those mutts
15:40the president said i could keep them
15:43the president runs a country
15:44you think he remembers some low-life stray dogs
15:48search the place
15:49find those little beasts
15:51i'm throwing them out myself
15:59stop
15:59the president said
16:01i could keep them
16:02you can't
16:04out of my way
16:10you think i don't know what you're doing
16:12playing the poor girl with two dogs
16:14so the president takes notice of you
16:17let me tell you something
16:18you're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:22there you little bastard dogs
16:26grab them
16:29stray dogs dare to bite bite
16:31kill them
16:32do it now
16:35no
16:36hit her
16:38hit her
16:49don't move
16:51you forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:56promise me
16:57never shift in front of anyone else
17:00or it'll bring trouble to us
17:03okay mommy
17:07what are you waiting for
17:09pull those little beasts out
17:12no
17:13don't hurt my kids
17:16kids
17:16what kids
17:23leah cole
17:24have you lost your mind
17:25wanting to be first ladies
17:26so bad
17:27you actually think
17:28two stray dogs are your kids
17:30you can't have a real baby
17:32so you're raising mutts
17:33as substitutes
17:34you're disgusting
17:35you'd throw away
17:36every shred of dignity
17:37just to be first lady
17:40you scheming little bitch
17:42i'm not letting you stick around
17:45i'm gonna make you watch
17:46these little beasts die
17:47throw these stray dogs
17:49in the cage
17:50and kill them
17:59babies
17:59don't be scared
18:02mommy's here
18:03what are you waiting for
18:05hit her too
18:05beat her until she stops moving
18:19i'd like to see anyone touch her
18:31mr president
18:33mr president what brings you here
18:35this place is beneath you
18:36olivia you've got some nerve
18:37i made it clear she's allowed
18:38to keep these two here
18:39why do you bring people to hurt you
18:41mr president you misunderstand
18:43i was worried about rabies
18:44what if they pose a risk to you
18:45i was just going to have them
18:46checked out and bring them back
18:50she's she's lying
18:51she just wanted to kill my dogs
18:53sorry i'm late
19:03these two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:25oh my god the president
19:27the president is holding me
19:29what kind of script is this
19:32he saved me
19:33and he's being
19:34gentle
19:35am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:39olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:42security's looking for someone to walk the dogs
19:44you'd be perfect
19:46mr president i just didn't think it through
19:47but i was only worried about your safety
19:50you too
19:51are you here to protect me
19:52or are you olivia's personal bodyguards
19:54mr president we
19:55if you can't figure out who signs your checks
19:57i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
19:58they're short on people in the middle east
20:01you leave tomorrow
20:02see what a real field assignment looks like
20:04mr president
20:05we're sorry
20:06please give us another chance
20:07mr president
20:09this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:12i've already disinfected the area
20:13just needs oint applied regularly
20:15i'll do it
20:22um maybe i should just do it myself
20:24i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:28oh my god
20:29the president just touched me
20:30why is he being so nice to me
20:32we've only known each other for a few days
20:34is he is he up to something
20:42i promise you
20:43what happened today will never happen again
20:45thank you for saving me mr president
20:49come in
20:51mr president
20:52about what happened today
20:54it was my mistake
20:55i hope you can forgive me
20:57olivia i've never doubted your work
20:59but you need to understand
21:01my personal life is none of your business
21:05yes sir
21:06from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner
21:09move her into the room next to mine
21:11what
21:13and one more thing
21:14the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:17leah will attend as my girlfriend
21:18we're making it official
21:19girlfriend
21:20girlfriend
21:22mr president
21:23this this isn't right
21:24i'm just a cleaner
21:25i
21:27no one deserves it more than you
21:30what is wrong with this man
21:31did someone drug him
21:32i mean
21:33okay he's hot
21:34and the body's not bad
21:35but this is too fast
21:36i am not ready for this
21:37mr president
21:37every major media outlet will be at that dinner
21:40announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend
21:41out of nowhere is reckless
21:43if they dig into her background
21:44your reputation
21:45then this is a test of your public relations skills
21:47olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job
21:48with the dinner party
21:52too bad he doesn't know
21:53these two little ones are his own flesh and blood
21:56only these two pups are truly mine
21:59none of those women bore my seed
22:01but no one can know i'm a werewolf
22:03their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:13miss cole this is your room
22:15if you need anything just call me
22:23okay come out babies
22:37kids you're sure the maid heard right
22:39positive
22:39two kids four or five years old
22:42called her mommy
22:44got it
22:44this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy
22:47those brats are probably leftovers from some job
22:50baby data ran off
22:51no one wanted them
22:51so she got stuck with them
22:52then we should tell the president
22:53let him know she's got two kids in tow
22:55he'll dump her for sure
22:56that's too easy for her
22:58tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner
23:00every media outlet in the country will be there
23:02i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone
23:05she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:09mommy's going to a dinner tonight
23:10you two stay here
23:12sleep tight
23:13and no sneaking out
23:14got it
23:15got it mommy
23:17bye bye mommy
23:24mr president
23:25we hear you're announcing something big tonight
23:27any hints
23:28you'll know soon enough
23:41who is she
23:41i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
23:44maybe some european princess
23:45she's got that kind of vibe
23:46whoever she is
23:48tomorrow's front page is locked
24:03you look stunning tonight
24:05shall we dance
24:09mr president
24:11i don't know how
24:12just follow my lead
24:19the president is
24:21dancing with her
24:22this is huge
24:32no no no snap out of it leah
24:34he's the president
24:35half the women in america would could kill to marry him
24:38what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance
24:41get a grip
24:44allow me to introduce my girlfriend
24:46leah cole
24:51he actually said it
24:57mr president
24:58what's miss cole's background
24:59how long have you two been together
25:01how did you meet
25:05don't be afraid
25:08my girlfriend is an ordinary girl
25:09no noble background
25:10no complicated past
25:11she's clean
25:12she's simple
25:12i don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:15i'm counting on all of you
25:16please
25:16leave her alone
25:20miss cole
25:21do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:25i
25:25how many boyfriends have you had before
25:29i've never dated anyone
25:30so that means
25:31the president is your first love
25:38sorry to interrupt you mr president
25:40but there are two children at the door
25:42they say they're looking for their mother
25:43i wasn't sure how to handle it
25:45because the person they're looking for
25:46i didn't dare stop them
25:49my babies
25:51my babies
25:52my babies
25:53You
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