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00:00:01Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:00:03I'm so sick of your bullshit!
00:00:06Oh, fine! I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!
00:00:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion. You're treating me like shit!
00:00:16That's from the Renaissance! You are history's worst nightmare!
00:00:19I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract!
00:00:22For an arranged marriage! Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:00:27You are such a simpleton!
00:00:31Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:00:33Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat! I tried to get along with you, you brought this onto yourself!
00:00:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!
00:00:40Right back at you!
00:00:42I fucking hate you!
00:00:44I fucking hate you more!
00:01:05So, you were arrested. Again!
00:01:11To be fair, you thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.
00:01:15There is a fence around that reservoir. It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters!
00:01:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:01:29Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:32Come on, Gucci! Come on!
00:01:32Good boy!
00:01:41Oh!
00:01:48Come on, Gucci! Let's go!
00:01:55You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:02:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:02:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:02:09I make my own money.
00:02:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:02:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:02:15I am the spokesperson for man bone.
00:02:17That means free underwear for life.
00:02:20For life.
00:02:21Some parents would be proud.
00:02:22Yeah?
00:02:23Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:02:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:02:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:02:38Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, alright? And don't be late.
00:02:43Bye, Dad.
00:02:54Excuse me.
00:03:01Eww.
00:03:03Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:05Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:03:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:03:13Like you, Amelia.
00:03:16Good one, Romulus.
00:03:32These are great.
00:03:34Hmm.
00:03:34I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:03:36Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:03:39No problem.
00:03:40Cool.
00:03:41Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:03:48Hi.
00:03:50Michelangelo.
00:03:51Chantal.
00:03:52Nice to meet you.
00:03:54I...
00:03:54couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:03:57Uh, I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:04:02Hold that thought.
00:04:05Hey, Dad.
00:04:06Where the hell were ya?
00:04:08Uh...
00:04:09Dad, I'm at a photo shoot.
00:04:11You're supposed to be at the office.
00:04:13Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:04:16I can meet him later.
00:04:17Ah, two ladies back on the plane again.
00:04:19Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:04:22Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:04:24You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:04:26You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:04:30You interned.
00:04:31You went to business school.
00:04:33You...
00:04:34You have potential.
00:04:35Okay?
00:04:35But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:04:38Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:04:39Cause so far...
00:04:41I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:04:44Bye, Dad.
00:04:48Hey.
00:04:49You okay?
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:52Um...
00:04:53But...
00:04:54I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:06So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:05:13Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:05:16Oh my god.
00:05:18There is an experimental treatment.
00:05:21But it's really expensive.
00:05:24And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:05:26Don't worry about that.
00:05:29I have money saved.
00:05:31I'll find the rest.
00:05:32We will figure this out, okay?
00:05:34We're gonna get through this.
00:05:35Together.
00:05:37Julia.
00:05:51Ciao Gucci!
00:05:53Did she have a good walk?
00:05:57What's wrong?
00:06:04I'm sorry.
00:06:05This is...
00:06:05No, no.
00:06:06Forget about it.
00:06:07I'm sorry about your sister.
00:06:09The treatments are just really expensive.
00:06:12I have a savings.
00:06:13For my doggy daycare.
00:06:15My dream, but...
00:06:19It's only enough for one treatment.
00:06:21And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:06:23Betsy practically raised us.
00:06:26After her parents passed.
00:06:28I would do anything for her.
00:06:31Amelia.
00:06:33I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:06:36Hey.
00:06:36You do?
00:06:37Hmm.
00:06:38Come back tonight.
00:06:40And, uh...
00:06:42Make something nice.
00:06:46Come on, Becky.
00:06:53Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:06:56Oh.
00:06:58Except for the dog hair.
00:07:01Come with me.
00:07:03I have someone I want you to meet.
00:07:05Are they from Italy?
00:07:07Yes.
00:07:08Wow.
00:07:09Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:07:12Well...
00:07:13Amelia, meet Michelangelo, my son.
00:07:17I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:20Mm-hmm.
00:07:21Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:07:23I'm a dog walker.
00:07:25Don't be so defensive.
00:07:27I wasn't.
00:07:32Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:07:35I have some unfinished business to do.
00:07:37Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:07:40Amelia.
00:07:42I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:07:50Do you want to do me a favor?
00:07:57What, exactly?
00:08:05How does it look?
00:08:06Not half bad.
00:08:08I mean...
00:08:09It's fine.
00:08:10Whatever.
00:08:14Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:08:16Or not.
00:08:18I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:08:20You work for my dad.
00:08:21You have to do what I say.
00:08:23You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:08:25Just a few more pictures.
00:08:27I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:08:29I don't need Tinder.
00:08:31I'm an underwear model.
00:08:32My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:08:35Whatever.
00:08:41Pour me another.
00:08:43I told you I'm...
00:08:47Fine.
00:08:54See, dog walker.
00:08:56That wasn't so hard.
00:08:59What the fuck?
00:09:01This is fucking product!
00:09:07Oh!
00:09:07Asshole!
00:09:09You crazy bitch!
00:09:12Amelia!
00:09:13What's wrong?
00:09:15I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:09:17and she flipped out!
00:09:19I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:09:20but your son is a prick.
00:09:22I'm gonna be leaving.
00:09:22No, no, no, please.
00:09:23I apologize.
00:09:24My son, he's immature.
00:09:27Alright?
00:09:27And that's why I invited you.
00:09:29Put forward it.
00:09:31Please.
00:09:32Alright?
00:09:33Just have a seat.
00:09:34Alright?
00:09:34And I promise,
00:09:35he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:09:37Won't you, son?
00:09:38So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:09:44Cancer?
00:09:46And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:09:51Make my own money, Dad.
00:09:54Okay.
00:09:55I want the business.
00:09:57I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:10:04What kind of deal?
00:10:06Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:10:09No.
00:10:10You two just have to get married, that's all.
00:10:13What?
00:10:15What?
00:10:16Romulus.
00:10:17What are you saying?
00:10:17I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:10:20Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:10:23Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:10:26Lines alone.
00:10:27Look.
00:10:28You have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:10:31And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:10:34We're not even a match.
00:10:35We hate each other.
00:10:36At least I do.
00:10:37Obviously.
00:10:39See?
00:10:40There's something uncommon already.
00:10:42Look, you know,
00:10:44my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:10:46We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:10:50She sure drove me crazy when we first met.
00:10:54I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:10:57But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:11:00You two have chemistry.
00:11:03Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:11:04As if.
00:11:06Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:11:08I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:11:11Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:11:14Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:11:18Come on.
00:11:23What's it gonna be?
00:11:26What's it gonna be?
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:31I'll do it.
00:11:33For Betsy.
00:11:37Well, Angelou, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:11:42If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:11:47And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:11:50What the hell, Dad?
00:11:55Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:11:57Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:12:01The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:12:04And, son, we're gonna need some champagne.
00:12:08I read my mind.
00:12:09Try and make yourself look decent.
00:12:13You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:12:17Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:12:19And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:12:23I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked.
00:12:26Anyway.
00:12:27You must move in together immediately.
00:12:29Avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:12:31Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage.
00:12:34But, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:12:38That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:12:41Hope we agreed.
00:12:44Sure.
00:12:46Sign here.
00:12:49Good.
00:12:50I'm sorry.
00:12:56I can't wait.
00:13:04I'm sorry.
00:13:05Salute to the new couple.
00:13:17So, your place or mine?
00:13:20I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:13:21Fine, then we'll stay at yours.
00:13:33So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:13:36It's like a museum in here.
00:13:38A Michelangelo museum.
00:13:41Ugh.
00:13:55Whoa, what was this?
00:13:57Put it in the trash.
00:13:59This isn't trash.
00:14:00These are my sisters.
00:14:01She's an artist.
00:14:02So put them in your room.
00:14:03I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:14:05Oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:07Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:14:09That's man-thong.
00:14:10It's trademarked.
00:14:15Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:14:17If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:14:21It's an electric.
00:14:27Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:14:31You might want to start wearing that.
00:14:35Gee, thanks.
00:14:36Welcome.
00:14:42You're getting married?
00:14:45Shh, Betsy.
00:14:46Don't tell the whole world.
00:14:48Sorry, Amelia.
00:14:49It's just...
00:14:50It's not like you.
00:14:53You're saying you're...
00:14:54Reserved.
00:14:55Safe.
00:14:57Like I always taught you.
00:15:00Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:15:04And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:15:09So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:15:12Michelangelo?
00:15:13The Ninja Turtle?
00:15:15No.
00:15:17Michelangelo...
00:15:18Dino Valeno?
00:15:20Maybe you've heard of him?
00:15:22Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:15:24Shh!
00:15:27So, should I have to start a hundred and cancel Bravo shows?
00:15:32How did you even meet?
00:15:33His dad is one of my clients.
00:15:37It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:15:41He's so toxic.
00:15:44Speak of the devil.
00:15:47Oh, yeah.
00:15:49You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:15:52This is a doctor's office.
00:15:55Amelia.
00:15:58Betsy Carlisle?
00:16:00Doctor's ready.
00:16:02Okay.
00:16:03We'll talk about this later.
00:16:05We'll talk about this later.
00:16:10Please.
00:16:25We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:16:28We're already wet.
00:16:46Where did that come from?
00:17:12Nice place.
00:17:13I love the artwork.
00:17:15Thanks.
00:17:16Thanks.
00:17:17A little of good taste.
00:17:21No, I'm good.
00:17:22You had plenty at dinner.
00:17:24More for me.
00:17:29You know,
00:17:30if you like it down here,
00:17:32you should see the bed.
00:17:45Who are you?
00:17:47Who are you?
00:17:49Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:17:53Amelia.
00:17:55Whatever.
00:17:56Can you guys just keep it down?
00:17:57I have work tomorrow morning.
00:18:00This is my house?
00:18:02We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:18:04Scream at the top of our lungs.
00:18:07You've got to be kidding me.
00:18:09What's wrong, dog walker?
00:18:12He's jealous.
00:18:13Jealous?
00:18:14I'm not jealous.
00:18:18Sweet dreams.
00:18:25I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:18:28How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:18:31Even if he is kind of hot.
00:18:50See you later.
00:18:52And, um,
00:18:54don't worry about last night.
00:18:56Sorry.
00:18:57I had one too many to drink.
00:18:58It won't happen again.
00:18:59You better not.
00:19:12How's the hangover, roomie?
00:19:14Not now.
00:19:15My head's killing me.
00:19:16We need to talk about last night.
00:19:18No.
00:19:18What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:19:22I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:19:25Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:19:27But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:19:30And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:19:33Fine.
00:19:33I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:19:35Just give me my phone.
00:19:36My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:19:40And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:19:44Then neither of us get what we want.
00:19:45Yeah, no shit.
00:19:47I'm serious.
00:19:48Don't screw this up.
00:19:51I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:19:54I know what I'm doing.
00:19:55Dog walker.
00:19:56And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:20:00Whenever I want.
00:20:01Wherever I want.
00:20:03Fine.
00:20:04Do whatever you want.
00:20:06I'm sorry.
00:20:08It's a bit harsh.
00:20:09I'm just really...
00:20:12hungover.
00:20:15That could have gone better.
00:20:21Hey, baby.
00:20:23You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:20:25You're rich now.
00:20:27I know.
00:20:28I like it.
00:20:29Ah, it's good to hear.
00:20:31You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:20:35Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:20:39Oh, fine.
00:20:40Yeah, we're still getting to know each other.
00:20:43All right.
00:20:43Well, give him time, all right?
00:20:45Oh, and listen.
00:20:46He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:20:49Look, I...
00:20:50I promise.
00:20:51I wouldn't be so sure.
00:20:53Yeah, you're right.
00:20:55Well, we'll see you later.
00:20:57Yeah.
00:20:57Come on, Gucci.
00:20:58Okay, yeah.
00:20:59Come on.
00:21:00Bye, Gooch.
00:21:03Hey, Amelia.
00:21:05Hey, Jake.
00:21:07Gucci, no!
00:21:08Royce!
00:21:10I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:21:14It's to see you up close for once.
00:21:17Yeah, same here.
00:21:25Sorry.
00:21:26Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:21:29His whole family, actually.
00:21:31All these rich people are nuts.
00:21:33They should make a reality show.
00:21:35Little Dog Owners of Beverly Hills.
00:21:39Do you want to walk together?
00:21:41Let these two get to know each other?
00:21:44Yeah.
00:21:45I'd like that.
00:21:50So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:21:53A couple months.
00:21:54I like it.
00:21:55I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:21:58Barista.
00:21:59Booper driver.
00:22:01Delivery guy.
00:22:03Movie extra?
00:22:04You were in a movie.
00:22:05Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:22:07I was trying to impress you.
00:22:09How about you?
00:22:10How long have you been doing this?
00:22:12I don't know.
00:22:13My whole life, I guess.
00:22:15It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:22:19I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:22:21Wow.
00:22:23I guess you really like dogs.
00:22:24Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:22:30If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:22:33My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:22:35Do you want to go?
00:22:38I kind of have to admit, I got a crush on you.
00:22:42You did?
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46I still do.
00:22:50He's cute.
00:22:51I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:22:55Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:23:01I'd love to go to the concert.
00:23:03Hell yeah.
00:23:05I mean, uh, regular.
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:09I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:23:14I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:23:18Hey, what's your ring?
00:23:21Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:23:26Looks pretty big.
00:23:27It was a big school.
00:23:30Public schools.
00:23:31Am I right?
00:23:36I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:23:40Me?
00:23:41Engaged?
00:23:42No.
00:23:42Are you kidding?
00:23:43I'm 24.
00:23:45I'm practically still a baby.
00:23:46I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:23:50Nope.
00:23:51Single and ready to mingle.
00:23:53Okay.
00:23:58Royce pooped.
00:23:59You should pick it up.
00:24:00Where?
00:24:00I don't see it.
00:24:01Just over there.
00:24:09Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:24:11Of course.
00:24:12It's an office.
00:24:13You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:24:16You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:24:21Very funny.
00:24:22You know I'm retiring next year.
00:24:23Yes, I know.
00:24:24That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:24:27So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:24:31Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:24:32Fuck no.
00:24:34Come on, Dad.
00:24:43Wow!
00:24:47Oh my goodness.
00:24:48Are you okay?
00:24:50Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:24:57You're engaged, remember?
00:25:00And this is our new palette.
00:25:03It's Matt's collection.
00:25:05He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:25:09But yeah, that's the presentation from me, Michelangelo.
00:25:21What, Dad?
00:25:24What a day, Dad.
00:25:26It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:25:27Look at you, you got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:25:32And just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:25:34Hard work does pay off.
00:25:36Let me just look at Amelia.
00:25:38What about her?
00:25:39She comes from nothing, son.
00:25:41Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:25:43But she just worked hard.
00:25:44And now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:25:47I guess that's impressive.
00:25:50Yeah, see.
00:25:51See, it is.
00:25:51I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:25:55I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:26:03Break's over.
00:26:18Well, not too bad, huh?
00:26:20One day down.
00:26:22Forty more years to go.
00:26:26Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia,
00:26:30you talk about the day's work,
00:26:32raise you closer together.
00:26:34Comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:26:39You know, I'm thinking,
00:26:41it's time for the world to meet Amelia.
00:26:46Tonight.
00:26:47Tonight?
00:26:49Shit.
00:26:50When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:26:51I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.
00:26:53The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.
00:26:55Lights, camera, red carpet.
00:26:57Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition
00:26:59to the Dino Verdea Namia.
00:27:03Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:27:05I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:27:08What's the matter?
00:27:10But you're getting along, aren't you?
00:27:11Yeah, yeah.
00:27:12Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:27:15All right, so it's all settled.
00:27:17I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight in the limo
00:27:19and don't be late.
00:27:25Bye, Dad.
00:27:36So, remind me,
00:27:38why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:27:41Because I want to do something nice
00:27:43for my favorite big sister
00:27:47and...
00:27:48And...
00:27:48And...
00:27:48You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:27:51But, since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now,
00:27:54I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:27:57You better not let that hair down.
00:27:59Sorry.
00:27:59Just an expression.
00:28:04There we go.
00:28:07How's it going in there?
00:28:09I'm coming out.
00:28:19That bad?
00:28:22I've never seen a dog walker
00:28:24look this hot
00:28:26by that dress
00:28:28ASAP.
00:28:32Leave me alone, party boy.
00:28:34I've got my own function tonight.
00:29:10What are you looking at?
00:29:12You're spilling all over yourself.
00:29:14Thanks.
00:29:15Um...
00:29:17Did you forget my name?
00:29:19No.
00:29:20There's just...
00:29:21Uh...
00:29:21Something...
00:29:23Different.
00:29:23Did you change your hair?
00:29:25Why do you care?
00:29:26The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:29:28I'm going out.
00:29:29I just forgot my charger.
00:29:30Awesome.
00:29:31Thanks.
00:29:34I'm taking this.
00:29:36Wait.
00:29:36I've been calling you.
00:29:37We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:29:38I told you.
00:29:39I'm busy.
00:29:40Hold on!
00:29:44Amelia!
00:29:45Amelia!
00:29:52All right.
00:29:53Hey.
00:29:53Look who's right on time.
00:29:55Nice.
00:29:56Where's Amelia?
00:29:59She's sick.
00:30:00She can't make it.
00:30:02Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:03Whoa, whoa.
00:30:03No.
00:30:03If your fiance's sick, you know,
00:30:04you can't go out and party.
00:30:06Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:30:08Give her some...
00:30:09Give her some nice soup.
00:30:11I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:30:13Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:30:15My poor thing.
00:30:17Okay, Dad.
00:30:19See you in the office.
00:30:26Stupid dog walker?
00:30:27Tricking me with her makeover.
00:30:28I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:30:38Hey.
00:30:38It's Mike Laney with Dean Levino.
00:30:40You still track people?
00:30:56Wow.
00:30:57Amelia.
00:30:58Hi.
00:31:00You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:31:03Without a dog.
00:31:05Sorry.
00:31:06I don't come to concerts often.
00:31:07I kind of panicked.
00:31:09No worries.
00:31:10I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:31:13Yeah.
00:31:14But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:31:16Talk to the bartender.
00:31:18Wow.
00:31:18The IP treatment.
00:31:20You look like.
00:31:21Thanks, Jack.
00:31:24Hey.
00:31:25Lover boy.
00:31:26We're on.
00:31:28Gotta go.
00:31:30Find me in the green room after.
00:31:32Hope you like it.
00:31:33Break a leg.
00:31:34Lover boy.
00:31:54Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:31:57All I do.
00:31:59You know what I want, babe.
00:32:02You know what I want.
00:32:06Good.
00:32:07Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:32:08Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:32:11One more, please.
00:32:17But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:32:25Jake, you guys are great.
00:32:29You really think so?
00:32:31I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:32:33The who?
00:32:35You don't know the strokes.
00:32:39Are they older?
00:32:40I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:32:44It's all right.
00:32:45Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:32:48You want something to drink?
00:32:50Yeah.
00:32:57So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:33:01Since I was 13.
00:33:02Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:33:06going someplace.
00:33:08That's awesome.
00:33:09And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:33:14You're going to quit dog walking?
00:33:16I thought you liked it.
00:33:18I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:33:22I don't even like dogs that much.
00:33:24I'm more of a cat person.
00:33:26A cat person?
00:33:30Who doesn't like dogs?
00:33:32Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:33:34I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:33:37I just want to relax.
00:33:39Have a good time.
00:33:41You're beautiful, you know that?
00:33:45I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:33:47Now I'm not sure.
00:33:49We have nothing in common.
00:33:51Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:33:55The heck.
00:33:56I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:33:58Michelangelo had his fun.
00:33:59Now I can have mine.
00:34:14Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:34:18What's going on?
00:34:19That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:34:23He's not.
00:34:24You coming with me, dog walker?
00:34:26Don't make me get the leash.
00:34:28What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:34:29Back off, dude.
00:34:31Back off.
00:34:32Grubby little hipster.
00:34:33She's my fiancée.
00:34:35See, that was an engagement ring.
00:34:37Jake, I can explain.
00:34:40Let's go.
00:34:42I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:34:44I'm not, Jake.
00:34:51This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:34:56And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:35:03I can't believe you did that.
00:35:04After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:35:07Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:35:09Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:35:12I'm not following you around.
00:35:14You know what?
00:35:15I get it.
00:35:15You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:35:19Oh, me jealous?
00:35:21Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:35:24Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:35:26I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:35:29I have a name.
00:35:31Wait, what are you doing?
00:35:32That is an original.
00:35:33I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:35:36Oh, fine.
00:35:37I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:35:40I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:35:43You're treating me like shit.
00:35:46That's from the Renaissance.
00:35:47You're history's worst nightmare.
00:35:49I tried to make this work with you.
00:35:50We signed a contract.
00:35:51For an arranged marriage.
00:35:53Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:35:56You are such a simpleton.
00:36:00Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:36:03Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:05I tried to get along with you.
00:36:06You brought this on to yourself.
00:36:08I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:36:10Right back at you.
00:36:12I fucking hate you.
00:36:13I fucking hate you more.
00:36:29I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:36:35I see you.
00:36:38I see you now.
00:36:39I say.
00:36:39I'm not going to play another one.
00:36:40You're not going to play a role.
00:36:40You want to sing.
00:36:42You want to sing.
00:36:43So you...
00:36:45Oh, God.
00:36:45Oh, God.
00:36:46Oh, God.
00:36:48Oh, God.
00:36:49Oh, God.
00:36:54Oh, God.
00:37:15Where am I?
00:37:17Who's spooning me?
00:37:21Is that Jake?
00:37:23How drunk was I?
00:37:29Michelangelo?
00:37:30Dog Walker.
00:37:33Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:37:37Must have been all those free beers.
00:37:41We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:37:44We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:37:47If that's what you want.
00:37:49Definitely.
00:37:52I have to go to work.
00:37:54I should get up too.
00:37:58Oh, my head.
00:38:00There's Pedialy in the fridge.
00:38:02Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:38:04Of course.
00:38:05My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:38:10Well, you look great.
00:38:12Thanks.
00:38:13I don't feel great.
00:38:16The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:38:19But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:38:24What's going on?
00:38:28So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:38:31Wait.
00:38:32For the first time?
00:38:38Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.
00:38:44Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:38:48And how was it?
00:38:51Well...
00:38:52Really bad.
00:38:53Right?
00:38:53I knew it.
00:38:54Actually, it was the best sex I ever had.
00:38:59Well, that explains the glow.
00:39:01So, I am happy for you, sis.
00:39:07Physical chemistry is important.
00:39:09That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:39:11I don't get it.
00:39:13He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:39:16I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:39:22You get the picture.
00:39:25Hey.
00:39:27Opposites attract.
00:39:29I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:39:33Because you're so different.
00:39:35Something like that.
00:39:43Here it comes.
00:39:44Right on the schedule.
00:39:46Dog walkers in love with me.
00:39:48I'll have to let her down easy.
00:39:51Weird.
00:39:52I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:40:04What was that about?
00:40:05Must be the hangover.
00:40:15Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:40:17Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:40:39Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:40:41And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:41:02Hey.
00:41:04Hey.
00:41:05Hi.
00:41:08We should talk.
00:41:14I'm not very good with words.
00:41:16Me neither.
00:41:16But last night I...
00:41:18You don't have to say anything.
00:41:19We both know it was a mistake.
00:41:21And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:41:24Like nothing ever happened.
00:41:26I don't think you understand it.
00:41:27You just listen to me for a second.
00:41:29You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:41:31I'm a big girl.
00:41:32I've had a one night stand before.
00:41:34I've never been with someone like you before.
00:41:37Okay, I get it.
00:41:38I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:41:43You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:41:47I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:41:50But frankly, so would I.
00:41:51I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:41:53You don't understand.
00:41:53Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:41:57I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:42:01Wait, did you just call me Amelia?
00:42:06What happened to Dog Walker?
00:42:10I have a confession to make.
00:42:13Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why.
00:42:18That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:42:22Really?
00:42:23Do I look like I'm lying?
00:42:26I'm not a good actor.
00:42:27I could even do reality TV.
00:42:30But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:42:34Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:42:39You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:42:42Amelia.
00:42:43Please.
00:42:46I know you felt it too.
00:42:52Amelia, please.
00:42:55Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:43:03So why are we fighting it?
00:43:06I've been thinking about you all day.
00:43:08Me too.
00:43:11We we sono the best boxing.
00:43:15So why are we in theéral.
00:43:21I'm calling you.
00:43:21I love you so high.
00:43:26Look so high.
00:43:30I'm not sure who you are.
00:43:30But I'm not sure.
00:43:30That was it.
00:43:30That's funny.
00:43:32I love you.
00:43:35I SparGO.
00:43:37I can't leave you.
00:43:38No way.
00:43:38I don't know.
00:43:39academic history.
00:43:42so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:43:47live fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:43:54no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht if you think that's funny just wait
00:43:59till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:44:09you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad thanks
00:44:17you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything
00:44:24i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me
00:44:32together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:44:49oh gucci what's the rush
00:44:56oh hey royce
00:45:00jake how's it going good yeah
00:45:05look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:45:11we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:45:17is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off
00:45:23like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:45:26well i am his woman
00:45:28he saw us together and he got jealous
00:45:31and i don't blame him
00:45:33oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo
00:45:37dina volino
00:45:37i didn't mean to pry
00:45:40i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:45:43i'm here if you need to talk
00:45:45thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:45:53i thought we had a connection
00:45:55you're a cat person it never would have worked
00:45:59come on gucci let's go
00:46:04cats are awesome
00:46:08that was a great presentation
00:46:11the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:46:14you think so
00:46:16maybe i'm finally starting to get the hang of this ceo thing
00:46:19oh yeah yeah now listen
00:46:21i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:46:23you mind watching your little brother for me
00:46:26gucci
00:46:27sure
00:46:27but i mean you know dogs are more amelia's specialty
00:46:30yeah but that's how you impress her
00:46:32you invite her for a romantic date
00:46:34at the dog park
00:46:36at the dog park
00:46:37mm-hmm
00:46:37i just texted her
00:46:39it's all set
00:46:40now
00:46:42go get her lover boy
00:46:54so
00:46:55you just throw it and he brings it back
00:46:57you've never played fetch before
00:47:01it's my dad's dog
00:47:02not mine
00:47:04let me try
00:47:06that's okay
00:47:07i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:47:14do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:47:17no
00:47:18i like my work
00:47:20what's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:47:25you're right
00:47:26i should work less
00:47:28if nothing else
00:47:30you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:47:35fetch gucci
00:47:41i've got a big surprise
00:47:43a surprise
00:47:44just wait and see
00:47:47just wait and see
00:48:14that's awful for dogs
00:48:15right
00:48:16i thought you were
00:48:18off the clock
00:48:20besides a special occasion
00:48:23i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:48:26to pour a little chianti into
00:48:29i'm kidding
00:48:30this is for us
00:48:32why don't you get us a corkscrew
00:48:33what else is in the bag
00:48:34just some imported italian ingredients
00:48:37so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:48:39you can cook
00:48:53that was so good
00:48:55i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:48:59how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:49:02making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:49:05did you learn in culinary school
00:49:07no
00:49:07my mom taught me
00:49:09tell me about her
00:49:12i've never told a girl about my mom
00:49:15sorry
00:49:15i don't mean to pray
00:49:18she passed away when i was eleven
00:49:21breast cancer
00:49:23but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:49:26she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:49:28and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:49:32we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:49:38i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian
00:49:43that's really special
00:49:47i miss her
00:49:49this might sound corny but
00:49:52i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:49:55it's not corny
00:49:58but i didn't know you're such a softy
00:50:00just don't tell tmz
00:50:04what about your parents
00:50:05my parents died in a car accident
00:50:07when i was thirteen
00:50:10it's been me and betsy ever since
00:50:12i'm sorry
00:50:14i just really hope these treatments work
00:50:18i don't want to lose her too
00:50:22i'm sorry
00:50:23your story made me emotional
00:50:24i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:50:27i'll help you
00:50:27no no it's fine
00:50:28i like doing the dishes
00:50:30it relaxes me
00:50:32good
00:50:32because i hate them
00:50:34well then i guess we make a good team
00:50:40is it just the wine
00:50:42or am i really falling for
00:50:44him
00:50:45her
00:50:47you don't want espresso
00:50:57hey
00:50:58hey
00:51:00do you want an espresso
00:51:01i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:51:03no thank you
00:51:05i mean i have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:51:07okay well don't forget gucci
00:51:09how could i
00:51:12ready bro
00:51:14well let me fix your tie
00:51:17what do you know about ties
00:51:18you wear t-shirts to work
00:51:20and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:51:24touche
00:51:25there you go
00:51:26okay bye
00:51:28bye
00:51:31love you
00:51:32love you too
00:51:42sorry
00:51:43it's reflex
00:51:44i didn't mean to say that
00:51:45me neither
00:51:46too soon
00:51:49talk about it later
00:51:51yeah
00:51:52okay
00:51:53okay
00:51:54ugh could that have been any more awkward
00:51:57and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:52:03look who's here
00:52:04hey
00:52:05my little guy
00:52:07hey little gucci
00:52:09look at this right here
00:52:11huh
00:52:12let's try it on
00:52:15oh yeah now
00:52:16here's that
00:52:17here's mine
00:52:18right
00:52:18just like that
00:52:20huh
00:52:20yeah
00:52:21even got one for big brother
00:52:22right there
00:52:23here you go
00:52:24come to papa
00:52:25yes my boy
00:52:28all right
00:52:29all right
00:52:30so
00:52:30we gotta talk about this
00:52:32this wedding
00:52:33right
00:52:33this is two weeks off
00:52:34hollywood bowl
00:52:35they're waiting for an answer
00:52:36and i bumped into
00:52:38chris martin
00:52:39on the plane
00:52:39he says the band
00:52:41is free
00:52:42you like cold play
00:52:43right
00:52:44dad
00:52:44you can't have the wedding
00:52:46at the hollywood bowl
00:52:47cool
00:52:49well all right
00:52:50then we'll book
00:52:51the magic castle
00:52:52how about that
00:52:52not too big
00:52:53plenty of room for cold play
00:52:54huh
00:52:55dad
00:52:56let's just pump the brakes
00:52:57we cannot plan a wedding
00:52:59like this
00:52:59what
00:53:00something wrong with
00:53:01Amelia
00:53:02no
00:53:03everything's great
00:53:04it's better than great
00:53:06honestly
00:53:08but we cannot
00:53:09have a big flashy wedding
00:53:11that's
00:53:11our thing
00:53:12it's not Amelia's thing
00:53:15i think it'd make it
00:53:16uncomfortable
00:53:18wow
00:53:18i never thought of that
00:53:21you know
00:53:21you have a very good point
00:53:22dad
00:53:25i'm very impressed
00:53:27you've never acted like this
00:53:28with any other woman
00:53:31i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:53:34sounds like you might be falling in love
00:53:37love
00:53:39yeah
00:53:40i don't know
00:53:43he's so cute
00:53:44all right
00:53:45all right
00:53:46change the deal
00:53:47gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:53:49all right
00:53:50and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:53:52a wedding
00:53:53with
00:53:54cold play
00:53:55no cold play dad
00:53:58no cold play
00:54:04so
00:54:06it's about my cancer treatment
00:54:08it's not working
00:54:10i know it
00:54:11i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:54:14and i'm cured
00:54:16what
00:54:17you're cured
00:54:19oh
00:54:20congratulations
00:54:22thank you
00:54:24i wasn't expecting it
00:54:25i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:54:29it only took two sessions
00:54:31i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:54:35maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:54:37what's wrong sis
00:54:39we should be celebrating
00:54:40i brought prosecco
00:54:42no
00:54:43yeah
00:54:45no i'm good
00:54:45yeah
00:54:47amelia
00:54:48i'm your sister
00:54:49you can tell me anything
00:54:52is it michelangelo
00:54:54is everything okay
00:54:56if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:54:58i will take that man thong
00:55:00and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:55:02that it will cut him in two
00:55:05it's not michelangelo
00:55:06let's see
00:55:09it's me
00:55:11i have to tell you something
00:55:16i cannot believe
00:55:17that they convinced you to do
00:55:19an arranged marriage
00:55:21what is this game of thrones
00:55:23it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:55:26and you know that i would do anything for you
00:55:29actually
00:55:31he's not that bad
00:55:34i kind of like him
00:55:36yeah
00:55:36babe
00:55:37that's called stockholm syndrome
00:55:38we need to get you out of there
00:55:41betsy
00:55:42i have
00:55:43real feelings for him
00:55:46but
00:55:48what about the tabloid stories
00:55:50you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:55:53they banned him
00:55:54for life
00:55:55you'll never go to epcot
00:55:58he's not actually like the stories
00:56:00or
00:56:01at least not to me
00:56:02he's only acting like that to get into your pants
00:56:06amelia
00:56:07if you marry michelangelo
00:56:10he will make your life a living hell
00:56:14what if you meet him
00:56:16yeah
00:56:17meet him
00:56:18maybe he'll change your mind
00:56:20maybe
00:56:20maybe you'll actually like him
00:56:21don't count on it
00:56:23please
00:56:24me
00:56:25just give him a chance
00:56:27fine
00:56:28yes
00:56:29only one
00:56:30yes
00:56:34you won't regret it
00:56:35i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:56:39you better bring the whole bottle
00:56:43thank you for making dinner
00:56:45of course
00:56:46i'm glad she's cancer free
00:56:47we need to celebrate
00:56:51michelangelo
00:56:52you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:56:56right
00:56:56you mean besides me
00:56:58i'm serious
00:56:59it's really important to me that you two get along
00:57:02have a glass of wine
00:57:05tonight's gonna be great
00:57:16it's enormous
00:57:19why would anybody need so much room
00:57:24it's nice to see you too sis
00:57:28nice to finally meet you
00:57:29let's see
00:57:30hmm
00:57:32so
00:57:33this is the
00:57:36infamous uh
00:57:38michelangelo
00:57:41how about we start off with a glass of champagne
00:57:4396 Dom Perignon
00:57:45Amelia said that's the year that you were born
00:57:48yeah
00:57:49sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
00:57:51it's worth more than my car
00:57:52why would anybody spend that much on a drink
00:57:57$8.99 at Ralph's
00:57:59it's delicious
00:58:01this was made in France
00:58:03sorry
00:58:04can't touch that stuff
00:58:06so
00:58:07who wants a drink
00:58:29you hardly touch your food
00:58:32it's a little too rich for me
00:58:36mine tastes great
00:58:39so michelangelo
00:58:41i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
00:58:46you don't mind do you
00:58:48fire away
00:58:51so i know you two have been having your
00:58:54fun
00:58:56um
00:58:56but
00:58:57what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
00:59:02i don't think it's going to
00:59:05that's cute and all
00:59:06but
00:59:08what about her career
00:59:09are you gonna support her
00:59:10or kids
00:59:11what's your stance on that
00:59:12or are you just gonna
00:59:14jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
00:59:17betsy
00:59:17look
00:59:19i know i have a past
00:59:21but
00:59:22i'm committed to it
00:59:24we haven't talked about kids but
00:59:26i'm open to anything
00:59:27see michelangelo
00:59:28that's my point
00:59:29you two are getting married
00:59:31and you barely know each other
00:59:33we know it all
00:59:34easy betsy
00:59:37i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
00:59:40and if you really cared about amelia
00:59:43you would give her the time
00:59:44and what makes you such an expert
00:59:47i don't see a ring on your finger
00:59:49michelangelo
00:59:50you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
00:59:52it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met him
00:59:54she gets it from you
00:59:57are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia
00:59:59you started it
01:00:05why don't we all just
01:00:07calm down
01:00:08betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:00:10no
01:00:11she's alone and miserable
01:00:12and trying to drag you down with her
01:00:14that's not fair michelangelo
01:00:16she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:00:18you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:00:20and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:00:23you know what
01:00:24you can't talk to betsy like that
01:00:26that's my sister
01:00:27she just survived cancer
01:00:31that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:00:34this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:00:37not to me
01:00:37you know maybe she should be concerned
01:00:39i don't like this side of you
01:00:41see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:00:44but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:00:46you told her
01:00:47she's my sister
01:00:49i don't care that violates our agreement
01:00:51oh is that all i am to you
01:00:52a contractual agreement
01:00:54some kind of obligation
01:00:55it's not what i meant
01:00:57it came out wrong amelia
01:00:59i love you
01:01:01you love me
01:01:02don't listen to him
01:01:03he doesn't even know what that means
01:01:05shut the fuck up
01:01:07you know what
01:01:08maybe she was right
01:01:09i shouldn't have signed that contract
01:01:10it's over
01:01:16we need to get out of here
01:01:18i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:01:21to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:01:27amelia
01:01:28i know this is hard to hear
01:01:31but
01:01:32he did the right thing
01:01:34you could do so much better than him
01:01:37yeah
01:01:38but he isn't a monster
01:01:40i shouldn't have said that
01:01:42we can talk about it on the road
01:01:44get packing
01:01:45and if we leave now
01:01:46we can get to mexico by dawn
01:01:48lay low for a bit
01:01:49mexico
01:01:50or canada
01:01:51whatever
01:01:52it's that or stay here and get sued
01:01:54by the dino lovinos
01:01:56or worse
01:01:58i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:02:00i mean
01:02:01i only told you about the contract
01:02:03it's not like i told the media
01:02:05you don't know that
01:02:08we're
01:02:09liabilities
01:02:10lose ends
01:02:11you should listen to more true crime podcast
01:02:17get rid of that thing
01:02:19they could be tracking us right now
01:02:22yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other day
01:02:26see
01:02:27you could have a sniper on us
01:02:34it's romulus
01:02:35hey romulus
01:02:37what
01:02:38what do you mean gucci's missing
01:02:52you came
01:02:55against my better judgment
01:02:56i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:02:59i've just been busy
01:03:01but
01:03:02it's over with now
01:03:05you should
01:03:06punish me for straying
01:03:10you make me sick
01:03:11i make me sick
01:03:21nice
01:03:23underwear
01:03:25it's a great craftsmanship
01:03:31okay
01:03:32let's get this over with
01:03:36is that all you have to say
01:03:38do you even realize how hot i am
01:03:40i'm
01:03:42sorry
01:03:43chantelle
01:03:45i thought i wanted this
01:03:48but i don't
01:03:51i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:03:56amelia broke up with me
01:04:01it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:04:07never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walker but here i am fucking devastated
01:04:12and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:04:15i just wanted to come back to me
01:04:22there
01:04:28amelia
01:04:30hi dad
01:04:33gucci's gone
01:04:34i'll be right there
01:04:43romulus
01:04:43what
01:04:44oh
01:04:46oh
01:04:46wait
01:04:47well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know
01:04:50we're practically in the house and then all of a sudden
01:04:52he just shot off like a rocket
01:04:55i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:04:59well
01:04:59we can help you find him
01:05:02yeah
01:05:02right
01:05:03oh
01:05:05good thanks
01:05:06good
01:05:07gucci
01:05:07this better not be a trap
01:05:09just come on
01:05:13gucci
01:05:13gucci
01:05:14gucci
01:05:15hey hey hey where's becalangelo
01:05:17huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:05:20oh um he's
01:05:22sorry i'm late dad
01:05:24where were you
01:05:25i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:05:28it's gucci's favorite prosciutto
01:05:30this doesn't ring out of hiding
01:05:32nothing will
01:05:34smart move dude
01:05:35here ladies
01:05:36take a piece of this for shiro
01:05:37yeah that's it
01:05:39yeah
01:05:39yeah
01:05:43yeah
01:05:43yeah
01:05:43yeah
01:05:43yeah
01:05:44yeah
01:05:46yeah
01:05:46yeah
01:05:52gucci
01:05:54gucci
01:05:56gucci
01:06:15gucci
01:06:18I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:06:21He's really there for his dad.
01:06:23His dad's dog.
01:06:25So you approve now?
01:06:27They didn't say that.
01:06:31Coochie!
01:06:35Coochie! My boy's back!
01:06:40Coochie!
01:06:45Okay, okay.
01:06:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:06:55I might
01:06:57have
01:06:59possibly
01:07:01misjudged you.
01:07:03A little.
01:07:05It's okay.
01:07:06Most of what the tabloids publish
01:07:08is true.
01:07:09They just leave out part of the story.
01:07:12Amelia,
01:07:14can we talk?
01:07:17Please?
01:07:21Amelia,
01:07:23can we talk?
01:07:25Please?
01:07:27Okay.
01:07:36Amelia,
01:07:38I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:07:41I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:07:44and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:07:49I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:07:55Thanks for saying that.
01:07:58I needed to hear that.
01:08:01And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:08:04You're not one.
01:08:07I'm still learning new things about you.
01:08:10Most of them are good.
01:08:13I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:08:16I'm not.
01:08:18I'm not.
01:08:19You're not?
01:08:20What do you mean?
01:08:22Amelia, this might sound crazy, but...
01:08:26I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:08:29And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:08:35I want to know that our love is real.
01:08:40Dad.
01:08:41What is it, son?
01:08:42I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:08:46Why, son?
01:08:48Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:08:52And not because of some legal obligation.
01:08:57But because she wants to.
01:09:04Consider our contracts null and void.
01:09:12Amelia.
01:09:15Where will it be?
01:09:18Will you marry me?
01:09:21Will you marry me?
01:09:24Yes.
01:09:25I'll marry you.
01:09:28I'll marry you.
01:09:42You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:09:45And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:09:48Look at me.
01:09:49I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:09:53All right, all right, you two.
01:09:55That's enough, all right?
01:09:57We spent this whole night together.
01:09:59Come over to my place, all right?
01:10:01And we'll have a nice breakfast Italian style, huh?
01:10:05Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:10:07I think I can get used to it.
01:10:09And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:10:12I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:10:15Especially Coldplay.
01:10:16We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:10:19It was worth a try.
01:10:43And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:10:46Michelangelo?
01:10:52Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple,
01:10:56we're perfect together.
01:10:59I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time,
01:11:03and not just about dogs.
01:11:06I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:11:13I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:11:17as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:11:21And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:11:30as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:11:38Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:11:44I love you so much.
01:11:52I never thought I would end up with a former man-thong model,
01:11:55but here we are.
01:11:59Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell,
01:12:01and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:12:03Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:12:11And although we haven't spent much time together,
01:12:14it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:12:16I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:12:19Te amo Michelangelo.
01:12:21I love you.
01:12:22With the power vested in me by Almighty God,
01:12:25and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:12:27I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:12:30You may kiss your bride.
01:12:39Thanks.
01:12:41I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:12:44I'm Jake.
01:12:45Another dog walker.
01:12:48It's crazy.
01:12:49You know, given my sister,
01:12:50but I've always been more of a cat person.
01:12:53Me too!
01:12:55Woo!
01:12:56Woohoo!
01:12:57Woohoo!
01:12:58Oh!
01:12:58Let's clap.
01:13:02Cheers!
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