00:00Don't even bother tweeting tonight, don't even bother talking about the match, don't even bother watching, because
00:04'Apparently it's crap.
00:05Don't bother, don't put on Canal Plus tonight.
00:07And then if the score is 2-0, 0-2, or 2-2 after 3 minutes of play,
00:10But above all, don't open your mouth, actually.
00:12No, because a media outlet with 8 million subscribers has to pay, I don't know, 6, 7, 8 million.
00:16People here to do community management, tweeting this, but we're in the land of lunatics.
00:19They didn't even make a stupid joke about Arteta's FC corner or the bus
00:22of Simeone who has been there for 15 years.
00:24No, no, those guys clearly tweeted to say, "We had a real semi-final tonight."
00:28So, finally last night,
00:28And this is the shitty match, this is the Europa Conference League.
00:31But even if it were Keira Talmati facing Retafez, it would still be a disrespectful tweet.
00:36given the audience you have in France.
00:38And the worst part is that, well, it's all nonsense, I remind you that Atletico
00:41From Madrid for example, they have the 3rd best attack in the Champions League.
00:44If we're talking football, Atletico is capable of beating big teams 4-0 in 45 minutes.
00:49We beat Real Madrid 5-2, and in 20 minutes we beat them 4-0...
00:52No, well, I'm not counting that because, honestly, I don't know, it's been a while since I've changed my tune.
00:56minutes, in fact.
00:56And here I'm speaking for Atletico, but the same goes for Arsenal, by the way; I remind you that Arsenal, after all,
01:00Until March, it scared everyone.
01:02It was in the running for a historic quadruple, and I remind you that it still finished first in
01:06the League phase nonetheless.
01:07And even though it's true that the club is starting to go downhill a little,
01:10That makes two like us, two teams that are 180 minutes away from playing in a Champions League final.
01:15Champions in Budapest in a few weeks.
01:17And one last thing to get you all going on about PSG, Bayern, yeah, great match, football, football elixir and all that...
01:22But doesn't it also occur to you to explain that while the attacks were certainly flamboyant, I will
01:26Definitely not something to criticize.
01:27Well, there were still some goals out of the 9 third-quarter goals where the defense was rather questionable.
01:31Well, I don't know.
01:31It had a bit of a Real Sociedad defensive look about it, though.
01:34Of course there is more champagne football on the other side of the table, we know that.
01:37Of course, whether it's PSG or Bayern in the Champions League final, it will be...
01:41'We know they're the overwhelming favorite.'
01:42But it would still be a matter of stopping us and Arsenal being portrayed as, I don't know,
01:46They're just vulgar Ligue 2 players, actually.
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