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[EngSub] The Comeback Play
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00:00:05Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals!
00:00:09Unbelievable comeback!
00:00:10If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:13he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:19Got this, baby.
00:00:20You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:22I never could have done this without you.
00:00:24And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:00:28I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:30It'll just be us.
00:00:33And our son.
00:00:37I love you.
00:00:40Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:45The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:00:48They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:00:51Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:00:52Oh, the Sniper stole it!
00:00:55He's heading to the front court!
00:00:59We have three seconds left!
00:01:00Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:06This is for you, baby.
00:01:11There's the release!
00:01:14No, he missed!
00:01:16Wait a sec, is that his signature move?
00:01:20The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals!
00:01:25Yeah!
00:01:27Woo!
00:01:29Woo!
00:01:33Woo!
00:01:33Woo!
00:01:33Woo!
00:01:33Woo!
00:01:42Woo!
00:01:44Woo!
00:01:46Woo!
00:01:47Woo!
00:01:48Woo!
00:01:49Woo!
00:01:50Woo!
00:01:52Woo!
00:01:52The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:01:59Woo!
00:01:59Woo!
00:02:00Woo!
00:02:01Woo!
00:02:04Woo!
00:02:04Woo!
00:02:05Woo!
00:02:05Woo!
00:02:06Woo!
00:02:07Woo!
00:02:07Woo!
00:02:15Regina, no!
00:02:19Regina, no!
00:02:30Take care of my son.
00:02:33No!
00:02:38We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP, a man who made the lightning champions.
00:02:44So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:02:54After the death of the family member, the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:04It was a robbery. A terrible accident.
00:03:08Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:03:10You'll regret it forever.
00:03:12This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:16I'm not gonna put my son in danger, too.
00:03:37I'll never play again.
00:03:47How could I be so blind?
00:03:51I put basketball before my family.
00:03:53I put them in danger.
00:03:55This is what I deserve.
00:03:57Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:59This greatness run in the family.
00:04:01Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:03The sniper.
00:04:04I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:05I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:04:08I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:11So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:15My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:20It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:23I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:26But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:28A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:32It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:37He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:40Holy shit, I did it.
00:04:43Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:46You know what that means, guys.
00:04:49Bonus time.
00:04:52Biggest cut for me.
00:04:55Scott, I didn't do shit.
00:04:56It's your math skills that broke the record.
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:01You're going to deny me my cut?
00:05:02Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:05I should fire your ass.
00:05:07Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:09So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:13or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:17I've lost everything.
00:05:18I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:21No thanks.
00:05:23I quit.
00:05:25Quit?
00:05:25Good luck.
00:05:27Who else is going to hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:05:37If the Lightning lose this playoff game,
00:05:39then the owner's going to kill the team.
00:05:41I'm sorry.
00:05:44We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:00Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:04Holy shit.
00:06:05That's Omari Gibbs.
00:06:07Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:09As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to...
00:06:11Hey, Marcel.
00:06:15Come with me.
00:06:16We need you back in the game.
00:06:30We need the sniper as a Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:34No way.
00:06:36And don't call me that.
00:06:37Sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:39We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:42We need a miracle.
00:06:43We need you.
00:06:44I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:48I'm not your guy.
00:06:49Wait.
00:06:51I want to show you something.
00:06:55Pass to his face.
00:06:56Screen up.
00:06:57D, D.
00:06:58Go, Mars.
00:06:59Get the basket.
00:07:00Ah.
00:07:01Yo, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:07:04We don't win this playoff.
00:07:06The owner's going to sell.
00:07:07They'll rebuild.
00:07:09Rebrand.
00:07:10And Mars Correa will go down with this team.
00:07:13We'll up against the 99ers.
00:07:15He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:17I never thought I'd keep myself back.
00:07:20You could.
00:07:21If you coach him to the finals.
00:07:23He'll never respect you.
00:07:25Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:28This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:31Marcel.
00:07:32I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:34Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:41Fine.
00:07:43I'll do it.
00:07:49But no one can know who I am.
00:07:51And I'm only coaching on not playing.
00:07:54Never play again.
00:08:09All right.
00:08:10Listen up.
00:08:11The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:08:18But there's no way we're going to...
00:08:20I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:08:22Dad?
00:08:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:31I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:33What do they call you?
00:08:34Coach Combo Meal.
00:08:38No, no fucking way.
00:08:40He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:41He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:46I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:50Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:53I don't think so.
00:08:55What the hell is Amari thinking?
00:08:56We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-thru drunk.
00:08:59No, what you need is better cuts, sets and picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:04You think it's that easy?
00:09:05Old man.
00:09:07If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power, you can make up for in precision.
00:09:11What do you know?
00:09:12The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:09:18He's wasted.
00:09:19Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:37Lucky shot.
00:09:38Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:40When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:44What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:47A shooting contest?
00:09:49Three extreme shots.
00:09:51Fast one to make him wins.
00:09:53If you win, you can stay.
00:09:55But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:58And never come back.
00:10:02I never wanted to play again.
00:10:04Especially not against my own son.
00:10:06But if I have to prove myself to protect him, deal.
00:10:14Morris, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:18important game?
00:10:20I don't know.
00:10:21Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:23He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:24He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:30All right.
00:10:31Three expert level shots.
00:10:33The step back three, the blind strike, and the clutch.
00:10:37Same sequence, same time.
00:10:39You miss, you go again.
00:10:42No resets, no excuses.
00:10:45Three, two, one.
00:10:49First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:51It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:57How could he make it?
00:10:58Did you see that?
00:11:00Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:02It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:07Even without looking.
00:11:11Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:13Finally, the clutch.
00:11:14The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:17It means you're out of time and energy, and you have one last shot.
00:11:21I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:24I'm rookie of the year, and you're just some drunk patty pusher who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:28That shot.
00:11:29There's no way you could...
00:11:29You're gonna used to calling me coach.
00:11:37What?
00:11:47Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:49Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:51The lightnings hail Mary.
00:12:05All right.
00:12:07Everyone start sprints.
00:12:14You're the best player on this team.
00:12:15You can't just run off like that.
00:12:17You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:21Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:25Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:26You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:12:30You sure about that?
00:12:32Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born, but if you were any good, you wouldn't
00:12:35have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:37Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over, and I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:42We will win, and it'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:50I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:53I can't lose him forever.
00:12:56Son, wait.
00:13:01Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:03Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:05Who did you steal this from?
00:13:09I didn't steal anything.
00:13:13So you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:16Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:13:19Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:13:21I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:24How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:13:27It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:30You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:33The Lightning have been terrible ever since the Sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:38Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:13:40We should make it look like an accident.
00:13:43Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:49You're no Sniper.
00:13:50So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:53You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:56Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:13:59Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:01So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:05Ah.
00:14:06Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:09Hey, don't you worry.
00:14:11Want your greasy dad here, want your team straight to the ground?
00:14:14I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:25You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:27The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:30So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:33I'll let the score speak for it, Sue.
00:14:43I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:46I need to look the part.
00:14:54The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:14:57But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Mars Davis,
00:15:00they're in the playoffs going head-to-head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:04Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:07Is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-thru?
00:15:27Is that the burger guy?
00:15:29No, but it can't be.
00:15:31They call him Coach Combo Meal.
00:15:33There's no way a guy like that can call game-winning plays.
00:15:37Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:15:39But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:15:41We can prove the world wrong.
00:15:43It's your show, Coach.
00:15:45Good luck.
00:15:46Only if we played two.
00:15:48This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:51Time to break the curse.
00:15:52All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:01Don't let him fool you guys.
00:16:03Combo Meal talks up a big game,
00:16:04but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:06I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:08Let's win this.
00:16:09Lightning on three.
00:16:10One, two, three.
00:16:11Lightning!
00:16:17Remember this face.
00:16:18I'm the legend that's going to knock you
00:16:21and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:38Good ball movement, boys.
00:16:45Take it, baby.
00:16:52Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:16:55It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:16:58Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:02Mars Davis' father?
00:17:03Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:06These losers are humiliating you!
00:17:09Let's go, boys!
00:17:11Alcoholic or not,
00:17:13he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:18Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
00:17:20Wait.
00:17:22No!
00:17:29What do you need to do?
00:17:31I'm sorry.
00:17:39Ah!
00:17:41Crap!
00:17:42Where's the foul, ref?
00:17:44Come on!
00:17:45Foul!
00:17:46Come on!
00:17:46Where's the foul, ref?
00:17:51They can't beat us,
00:17:53so they're playing dirty.
00:17:55Watch out, man.
00:17:58Foul, ref!
00:17:59Come on!
00:18:12They're scared.
00:18:13Don't back down.
00:18:14Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:22Stitches on Mars!
00:18:29Focus up, behind the line.
00:18:36Ah!
00:18:37Get!
00:18:46Yo!
00:18:48What's wrong with you?
00:18:49Hey!
00:18:51Hey!
00:18:52Call it right!
00:18:53Yo!
00:18:54You blind, ref?
00:18:56Red, number 15, foul.
00:18:59Bro!
00:19:02I can't go down.
00:19:04Not like this.
00:19:05You okay?
00:19:06Yeah.
00:19:06This is a real blow for the lightning.
00:19:09Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery,
00:19:11there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:19:14I told you they would dominate this team of washed-up losers.
00:19:23We're all out of subs.
00:19:25Your last chance to win this.
00:19:26We have to forfeit.
00:19:31Wait.
00:19:33You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:19:35I already drew up a player contract, just in case.
00:19:38Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:19:42You want me to play?
00:19:44You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:19:47And between you and me,
00:19:48I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:19:52You can save us.
00:19:54And win it all.
00:19:57There's no way that this out-of-shape excuse for a coach
00:20:00can bring them back from an eight-point deficit in 15 seconds.
00:20:04It's impossible.
00:20:05Go out there, coach.
00:20:07And I'll knock you down so hard, you know, you'd back up.
00:20:12If we lose, it's all over.
00:20:16The team.
00:20:17My career.
00:20:26If everyone finds out who I am,
00:20:28will I put my son in danger, too?
00:20:31I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court.
00:20:35I knew you were just a useless deadbeat.
00:20:37All you ever do is quit.
00:20:40I can't lose my son again.
00:20:44Morph it!
00:20:45Morph it!
00:20:46Morph it!
00:20:47Morph it!
00:20:48Morph it!
00:20:49Morph it!
00:20:49Just team night lightning has no choice.
00:20:54Wait.
00:20:57Give me a jersey.
00:20:58I'll play.
00:21:00I can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face.
00:21:04Wait a minute.
00:21:06Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:08Is he gonna play?
00:21:12The coach is warming up now.
00:21:17I'm back.
00:21:20The sniper finally shoots again.
00:21:23Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:21:25He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:21:28Unless he's got the skills to match,
00:21:30the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:21:32They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:21:35There's no way he can pull this off.
00:21:39You know, when you lose, it'll actually be nice.
00:21:41I'll come by the restaurant.
00:21:42You can both put the fries in my bag.
00:21:45That old guy's not making it through our defense.
00:21:49What is he doing?
00:21:51He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:21:54What the hell's he doing?
00:21:56That loser's blowing the game.
00:21:58What are you, drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:01Is he trying to score?
00:22:02That's impossible.
00:22:04Nobody could score from the back court.
00:22:21No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:25Who is this guy?
00:22:51What the hell?
00:22:53How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:22:57No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:59Who is this guy?
00:23:01That's a record-breaking shot.
00:23:03I haven't seen style like that in 20 years.
00:23:06The lightning's still down by five with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:23:10Back it up, geezer.
00:23:11Try that again, you're going to throw out your back.
00:23:13You still need a miracle to win.
00:23:16Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:18We might have a chance.
00:23:19Give us on over.
00:23:20Full court press.
00:23:21Got it.
00:23:24Give it up, old man.
00:23:26It's too late.
00:23:27You sure about that?
00:23:28When we win, I'm going to need you to apologize to my son for your foul play.
00:23:32When you lose, you and your joke of a son are going to leave this league,
00:23:36and you can go back to what you're actually good at.
00:23:39Flipping burgers.
00:23:40You're on.
00:23:47How are you supposed to win?
00:23:48You can't hold on to the ball.
00:23:49This old man is too good.
00:23:55For God's sake, someone stop him!
00:23:57Seven seconds on the clock, and only one basket away from tying the game.
00:24:02If Coach can pull off this shot, he'll go down in league history.
00:24:09Run down the clock!
00:24:25Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:27With three seconds left, the game is tied.
00:24:30One more basket, and Coach Combo makes history.
00:24:33There's only three seconds left.
00:24:35Can you really do this?
00:24:39Lightning on three.
00:24:41One, two, three.
00:24:43Lightning!
00:24:46This one's for you, son.
00:24:53This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs.
00:24:58And now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age.
00:25:02He came out of nowhere, but he looks so familiar.
00:25:11It'll all be worth it when you win, and Murray gets us paid.
00:25:32It'll all be worth it when you win, and Murray gets us paid.
00:25:35You said your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray.
00:25:39How did he get past you?
00:25:42I don't know.
00:25:44Scoring in three seconds, it's impossible.
00:25:48If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:25:51Then triple-fucking-team him!
00:25:55Triple-team won't work on me.
00:26:11Oh my God, he has the ball.
00:26:17Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move.
00:26:38It's the kill shot!
00:26:44Joke, let me remind you of who I really am.
00:26:47Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move.
00:26:49It's the kill shot!
00:26:52It's the kill shot!
00:27:08Oh my God, that's the kill shot!
00:27:15Oh my God, that's the kill shot!
00:27:22Could it be the sniper?
00:27:24The missing god of balls?
00:27:34That was the sniper's signature move.
00:27:38No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:27:43Oh, he's done it!
00:27:45Coach Carmobile and the Lightning go to the finals!
00:27:52This man just made history.
00:27:57That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:28:01Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:28:04Coach, you retiring?
00:28:07I just needed to find my successor.
00:28:13When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-ups,
00:28:16I had no idea you were the legend.
00:28:19All of our success, thanks to you.
00:28:22I only played 15 seconds this season.
00:28:24You all won this game.
00:28:26This guy right here, Mars, 59 points.
00:28:33My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:28:37Good game, guys.
00:28:39We'll take that apology now.
00:28:41I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:28:45You got the win.
00:28:47All for you, son.
00:28:49But you learn to play like that.
00:28:50It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:28:53I thought the same thing.
00:28:55Your styles are almost identical.
00:29:00Are you him?
00:29:04Are you him?
00:29:09Sniper died a long time ago.
00:29:22How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:25Did he really be the sniper?
00:29:27No way.
00:29:28The sniper left the league decades ago.
00:29:31And he's never coming back.
00:29:33Well, she'd make it look like an accident.
00:29:35Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:29:40I made sure of that myself.
00:29:44Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:29:50your career in the league is over.
00:29:53You want to threaten me?
00:29:56I'm a champion.
00:29:58The league's best coach.
00:30:01Wow.
00:30:03Then prove it.
00:30:05Get the finals win, or clean out your office.
00:30:11What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:30:14You got lucky.
00:30:16Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:30:20aren't going to beat the scorpion.
00:30:22We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:30:26I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:30:36My God, he did it.
00:30:38Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper.
00:30:41Could it be?
00:30:42No.
00:30:43That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago.
00:30:46Congratulations, Dean Landon!
00:30:48Woo!
00:30:49Yeah!
00:30:50Yeah!
00:30:55Front and center, coach.
00:30:56We wouldn't be here without you.
00:30:57Max, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:31:04That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:31:08Look, coach, you're the head coach.
00:31:11I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:31:13I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:31:17What do you say?
00:31:19I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:31:23What do you think, Morris?
00:31:25Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:28What do you think, Morris?
00:31:30Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:33You hope to win us one big playoff game combo meal, but if you can get us that trophy, then
00:31:38maybe I'll call you coach.
00:31:40After my wife was murdered, I thought it was done with basketball forever.
00:31:44I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:31:47Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:31:53I am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:32:12All right, everyone.
00:32:14Lightning on three.
00:32:15One, two, three.
00:32:18Not so fast.
00:32:25He assaulted my player.
00:32:28Challenging the call.
00:32:32Assaulted?
00:32:33You need to get your eyes checked.
00:32:34You elbowed him in the chest, and he collapsed.
00:32:37It should have been a flagrant foul.
00:32:38It's a fair play.
00:32:39I had nothing to do with this.
00:32:40Bullshit!
00:32:41You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:32:44So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping, you pushed him.
00:32:49You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career, you bitter old fuck.
00:32:58You just don't know real talent when you see him.
00:33:02Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:33:05You are a washed-up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:33:09This team earned their position here.
00:33:12It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:33:14We should be playing in the finals game.
00:33:17You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:33:20My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:33:24Not a chance.
00:33:25What would you expect from a washed-up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:33:31The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:33:36Hey, that's head coach.
00:33:39Maybe that was a mistake.
00:33:44I mean, clearly, he's not here for the team.
00:33:47He's just here for himself.
00:33:48I mean, you took my spot in the game, what, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:33:53You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:33:55How can any of us trust you?
00:33:57My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad.
00:34:01Your son's right.
00:34:03I collapsed on court.
00:34:04He's an addict.
00:34:06Feels like he drugged me.
00:34:07You all saw the play. He didn't touch you.
00:34:10I've seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:34:12You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:34:14That's fine.
00:34:15If you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:34:23Congrats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:34:26What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:34:29You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru.
00:34:33You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:34:36Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:34:39Marcel made me promise to keep the destroyed entity a secret.
00:34:42Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:34:44Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:34:46Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:34:50If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:34:55Hold up, this coach.
00:34:59We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:35:01I want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:35:05final spare and square.
00:35:07Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:35:09Let's go.
00:35:12And I don't play dirty.
00:35:14For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:35:19Don't be so naive.
00:35:21Addicts are pathological liars.
00:35:23Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:35:24I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:35:27Coach would never betray us like that.
00:35:30But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:35:34Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:36I don't know.
00:35:37He's got mad skills.
00:35:39Has he been high this whole time?
00:35:44Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:35:49Stop.
00:35:58This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:36:02We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:36:04It was fair.
00:36:05So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed-up has-beens that you actually know ball?
00:36:14What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair play?
00:36:18Don't take the bait.
00:36:19Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:36:22Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:36:24Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:36:29Congratulations, Coach.
00:36:32That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:49The Lightning won fair and square.
00:36:51Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:36:54Who the hell are you?
00:36:58Who the hell are you?
00:37:00That's the Lightning GM.
00:37:02He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:07Isn't that right?
00:37:07You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:37:13Hey, what's this?
00:37:15Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:37:17Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:37:27I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:37:30I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:37:33Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:37:36You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:37:40I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:37:44You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:37:49You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:37:54Boss, are you okay?
00:37:56Boss?
00:37:59Allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:38:12Roderick Gould?
00:38:13Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding.
00:38:16Mr. Commissioner, I'm sorry.
00:38:18I have a concussion.
00:38:19You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:38:22Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:38:27You're blacklisted from the league.
00:38:29Mr. Gould, please look.
00:38:30Look, basketball.
00:38:31It's my life.
00:38:33Please, I will do anything.
00:38:34Save it.
00:38:35Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:38:38Go.
00:38:47I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:38:49I don't blame you.
00:38:51I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:38:53How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:38:56His face is so familiar.
00:38:58Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league, especially
00:39:04not by an assistant coach.
00:39:05You mean head coach.
00:39:07You mean head coach.
00:39:09Congratulations.
00:39:11You're going to the finals.
00:39:16You're going to the finals.
00:39:23You deserve it, son.
00:39:28Wrong.
00:39:29You saved a team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:39:32I couldn't have done it without our star point guard.
00:39:40Means a lot.
00:39:44Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:39:48Yeah?
00:39:49Thank you so much, sir.
00:39:50I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:39:53He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:39:56Would he believe me now?
00:39:57Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:39:59Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:40:04Did you train with him or something?
00:40:08I got to meet the press, but I'll see you all at the finals.
00:40:12Excuse me.
00:40:14Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:40:18Sorry, Zap and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:40:24It's a history-making day here at the league finals,
00:40:27with the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions.
00:40:30Team Lightning is the underdog,
00:40:32but with rising star Mars Davis and their wildcard coach,
00:40:35anything could happen.
00:40:36The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray
00:40:39and his comeback king, Cole Duncan.
00:40:43It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:40:45Where the hell is Mars?
00:40:47We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:40:50And the Scorpions,
00:40:51they body every single team they play.
00:40:53Hey, we need our star point guard.
00:40:57Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:02You got this team to the final,
00:41:04but if Mars is M.I.A.,
00:41:06they're going to be humiliated on that court.
00:41:10Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:41:12We won't let them win.
00:41:14You sure about that?
00:41:18You and your jacked-up team of amateurs.
00:41:21No match for us.
00:41:22All right, the only hope you have is Mars.
00:41:26But, uh, where's he at?
00:41:29Does he know the game starts to now?
00:41:32Hope he turns up.
00:41:33Otherwise, we may as well forward it.
00:41:45Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:41:48You're going to come alone,
00:41:49and you'll tell no one.
00:41:50Otherwise, you're never going to see your son again.
00:41:56Take care of our son.
00:42:01I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:42:04The game starts in an hour.
00:42:06You can't leave now.
00:42:07Mars doesn't show who's going to stop.
00:42:08You figure it out.
00:42:09I have to find him.
00:42:10Let him go.
00:42:12It's his son.
00:42:16He'll come back.
00:42:29Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:42:31What the fuck, man?
00:42:33Let me go.
00:42:34I can't do that.
00:42:35You're my leverage in this deal.
00:42:38Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:42:41I want to see if he's going to pick you or his basketball career.
00:42:44What do you think?
00:42:49Wow.
00:42:50Dad!
00:42:53You actually showed up.
00:42:55You picked your son over your own career.
00:42:58Father of the year.
00:43:00Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son.
00:43:03You're damn right they are.
00:43:04I was born to be a winner.
00:43:07A winner!
00:43:09They have money and power and respect.
00:43:13I didn't claw my way to the finals just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal
00:43:18it from me.
00:43:19Cut him loose and we can talk about this.
00:43:25You want to talk?
00:43:26There is nothing to talk about.
00:43:28A stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:43:32And it almost exposes a very delicate operation.
00:43:36So you're going to throw the game today.
00:43:38I'm going to be champion.
00:43:40Or what?
00:43:42So glad you asked.
00:43:45Or your son is going to suffer.
00:43:52Fine.
00:43:53We'll throw the game.
00:43:55What?
00:43:57Let me just untie him.
00:43:59You think I'm stupid?
00:44:01I'm just going to take your word?
00:44:03No.
00:44:04No, I had my lawyers draft up.
00:44:06A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:44:10Says I, the head coach of the Lightning, admit to illegally rigging games for profit, including the 2026 finals.
00:44:19Yadda, yadda, yadda, blah, blah, blah.
00:44:22Sign this, throw the game, and no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:44:28This motherfucker is scared shitless.
00:44:30Don't sign anything.
00:44:39Your son has no manners.
00:44:43I guess that's what he gets when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:44:48Now you're going to sign the contract, or I'm going to break his legs.
00:44:51Don't fucking touch him.
00:44:54Alright, you have five seconds.
00:44:57Or I'm going to break him.
00:44:59He's bluffing.
00:44:59Don't listen to him.
00:45:00Five, four, don't, three, two, one.
00:45:15Five, four, don't, three, two, one.
00:45:28I'll sign the fucking contract.
00:45:35That's a good choice.
00:45:36I mean, you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:45:40You saved your son's legs, and murdered his career.
00:45:45But like I said, father of the year.
00:45:50Now, while I have you here, I'm just going to need you to admit to what you just did.
00:45:54I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:45:56I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
00:45:59I signed the contract.
00:46:00I signed the contract.
00:46:00That was the agreement.
00:46:02I'll splice something together.
00:46:03It's fine.
00:46:05This is blackmail.
00:46:07You won't get away with it.
00:46:11Watch me.
00:46:14Let's go, boys.
00:46:28Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:46:30What did you want me to do, let him break your legs?
00:46:32You'd never play ball again.
00:46:33No.
00:46:35I wanted you to fight for me.
00:46:37Our team.
00:46:39You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard.
00:46:41Just like you always do.
00:46:43I gave up my career.
00:46:44For you.
00:46:46Don't you get it?
00:46:47If you go down, I go down with you.
00:46:51I knew I should have sent your ass packing when I had the chance.
00:46:55I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:46:58Mars.
00:47:02Mars is right.
00:47:03If those bastards take the championship, then everything he worked for goes up in flames.
00:47:09The last time I won the finals, I lost everything.
00:47:29But I won't let that happen to my son.
00:47:31I won't let them win.
00:47:33But I can make them think that they're going to.
00:47:38Marcel, thank God.
00:47:39Are you and Mar...
00:47:40We're fine.
00:47:41I need a favor.
00:47:42We're on the street.
00:47:43It's Coach Murray.
00:47:43It's rigging games for profit.
00:47:48Welcome back to the 2026 UBA Finals.
00:47:54Tonight, we have the Lightning playing against the Scorpions.
00:48:00This is the biggest rival in UBA history.
00:48:22The Lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006.
00:48:27Tyler Murray himself played in that game, but he fell to the Sniper.
00:48:40Wait a minute.
00:48:41Coach Combo Meal is here.
00:48:48Coach Combo Meal is back on the court.
00:48:50You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago.
00:48:54I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court.
00:48:58They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game.
00:49:03You showed up.
00:49:04You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we'd lose.
00:49:07You see, I'm pretty surprised you suited up.
00:49:10Because you and I both know how this ends.
00:49:13That's what he thinks.
00:49:15What can I say?
00:49:16I couldn't resist one more shot on the court.
00:49:18Yeah, of course he couldn't.
00:49:21This team is already imploding.
00:49:24Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park.
00:49:27Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck, but...
00:49:30Just don't care.
00:49:32Scorpions, let's go.
00:49:39I'm on your side.
00:49:42Don't hold back out there.
00:49:48Don't hold back out there.
00:49:53I'm done listening to you.
00:50:07Son, right here.
00:50:09Mars!
00:50:19Guess you're not as good as your dad.
00:50:26God.
00:50:29I don't know.
00:50:36I don't know.
00:50:48My dad.
00:50:48God!
00:50:50The Lightning better step it up.
00:51:00Dude, what are you doing?
00:51:03Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:06Just get back on defense.
00:51:29Halftime right now, the Lightning's down by 12 points.
00:51:32Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:51:36This is embarrassing.
00:51:39I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:51:42I'm supposed to be the leader, but I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:51:46If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:51:53Guys, this game is not over.
00:51:55We just need to reset, play as a team, and we can still win this.
00:51:59You're such a hypocrite.
00:52:01You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:52:03You're not passing the ball, bruh.
00:52:05If we lose, it's your fault.
00:52:08That's what you think, huh?
00:52:10All this? It's all his fault.
00:52:15It's all his fault.
00:52:17Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:52:19because you refused to let it go.
00:52:21How is this his fault?
00:52:22You're fucking selfish.
00:52:24Selfish?
00:52:24Get the fuck off of me!
00:52:26Enough!
00:52:27Enough!
00:52:29It's the finals.
00:52:31If you want to embarrass yourself, go home!
00:52:33You go home!
00:52:34You go home!
00:52:35Everyone out.
00:52:44Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract?
00:52:46You fucked us!
00:52:47The contract is bullshit, Mars.
00:52:49I'm stringing them along.
00:52:51Robin is handling it.
00:52:52They're not gonna win this.
00:52:54You're lying.
00:52:55You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:52:57I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:53:01Bullshit.
00:53:02He'll just let me down again.
00:53:03Mars, listen to me.
00:53:05When your mother was killed, I swore off basketball.
00:53:08And I was lost.
00:53:10But now I'm back.
00:53:11But I'm not back for me.
00:53:13I'm back for you.
00:53:15Now let's go out on that court together
00:53:17and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:53:23Welcome back from halftime.
00:53:25The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:53:29Mars.
00:53:32God damn it!
00:53:35God!
00:53:38That's your star player.
00:53:41When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:53:45I'll draft him just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:53:50Mars is a goat in the making.
00:53:51He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:53:53Come on boys!
00:53:54Let's go lightning!
00:53:56Come on!
00:53:57Spirit!
00:54:01Guess you're not as stupid as we thought.
00:54:06Dude!
00:54:07What the fuck?
00:54:09Don't sneak him out of the game!
00:54:10He's trying to lose!
00:54:18We can still win this, but you have to trust me.
00:54:22If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:54:24Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:54:27Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:54:35Let's go.
00:54:37Let's go!
00:54:39Here is your team.
00:54:43Let's go.
00:54:46Come here.
00:54:47Come on.
00:54:47Let's go.
00:54:48Let's go!
00:54:48Let's go!
00:54:49Let's go!
00:54:51Come on.
00:54:52Come on!
00:54:53How do you want to go?
00:54:54Go on!
00:54:56Come on!
00:55:18Mars Davis just executed the snipers' kill shot dunk.
00:55:25It's the end of the third quarter.
00:55:27Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:55:30Could my dad be him?
00:55:32The sniper.
00:55:34So these assholes want to die.
00:55:41You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:55:45I'm not scared of you.
00:55:49Move!
00:55:50It's the beginning of the fourth quarter.
00:55:52The Lightning are down by two.
00:55:54Will they make their comeback?
00:55:57Yep, yep.
00:56:02Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:05If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:56:34What a comeback!
00:56:36With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:56:40The Lightning are up by one.
00:56:42Can they keep the comeback?
00:56:45Whoa, hold on.
00:56:47Is that Tyler Murray?
00:56:51Is this 2006?
00:56:53All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:57:01If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to beat you fair and square.
00:57:04The performance-enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:09Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:11Show me what you got.
00:57:11Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:57:14It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:57:18Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:21Shovel up, boys!
00:57:22We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:24Full-core press!
00:57:25Let's go, Lightning!
00:57:27You know, Mars could be the GOAT if you train with a better coach.
00:57:30Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:31You can't control him, but I can.
00:57:42That's a foul, ref!
00:57:45You okay?
00:57:46When did he get so good?
00:57:49Here, come on.
00:57:51They're neck and neck.
00:57:53Only two minutes left.
00:57:55Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:09Go, go, go!
00:58:10Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:12These losers can't beat us!
00:58:14We win at any cost!
00:58:16You get him!
00:58:19Where are you going to go now, dipshit?
00:58:22What?
00:58:59Nobody's pulled that off
00:59:00since the guy who invented it.
00:59:05Game over.
00:59:06Unbelievable!
00:59:07What a comeback play from the Lightning!
00:59:10They just won the 2006 UBA Championship!
00:59:14Yeah!
00:59:24Yes!
00:59:25Yes!
00:59:28Yes!
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:31You did it!
00:59:33We did it.
00:59:34You're going to regret this.
00:59:36You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:37I don't think so, coach.
00:59:39I know exactly what I've done.
00:59:40I know what you've done, too.
00:59:43This is far from over.
00:59:46Let's go.
00:59:50Yeah, boy!
00:59:58I knew you'd pull it off, man.
01:00:01No one's going to sell a winning team.
01:00:03Congratulations.
01:00:07If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was going to be you,
01:00:11Mars.
01:00:11It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:16Congratulations, coach.
01:00:18I did it.
01:00:19Don't tell anybody that I was rooting for you.
01:00:23and uh i came across this old basketball card
01:00:31where'd you get this is my dad really the sniper
01:00:45now for the presentation of the larry o'brien championship trophy and the michael jordan
01:00:50mvp here is uva commissioner roderick gould good evening ladies and gentlemen these finals have
01:00:59showcased the battle for greatness with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before
01:01:05but one incredible team prevailed congratulations team lightning you are the 2026 league champions
01:01:19we're not done yet for mvp this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes
01:01:28congratulations mars davis
01:01:39quick reflexes coach i'd love to know what else you could do with those hands maybe i'll show you
01:02:00something
01:02:00thanks for getting me home safe
01:02:08if it isn't obvious i like you marcel
01:02:13be sure that's for the champagne talking
01:02:16why don't you come find out
01:02:27close your eyes
01:02:56close your eyes
01:02:58and close your eyes
01:02:58and close your eyes
01:02:58up
01:02:58and close your eyes
01:02:58You can open your eyes now.
01:03:04Damn.
01:03:16I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:23Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:38You've got potential, rookie. Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:03:56Wrong time, bro.
01:03:56You better get a new suit. You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:03Murray, I didn't join the league for glory. I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:07Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:13I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law too. They deserve to see who you really are and how far
01:04:19you've come.
01:04:20Fine. Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray. And Cole too.
01:04:25You sure about that?
01:04:28Yeah.
01:04:30I got a plan.
01:04:38You look happy.
01:04:43And it's about to get even better.
01:04:46I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:04:51Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:04:55She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:04:59I'd love to.
01:05:10Gentlemen.
01:05:16Well, well, well, what do we have here?
01:05:24Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:30These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:35Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:05:43There is something that ranks higher.
01:05:45And that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:05:51But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of-
01:05:56Well, you know what? I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:00Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:03Cole.
01:06:05It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:10And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:15And Glory will be mine.
01:06:28Well, I see you.
01:06:30You and Robin?
01:06:33What the matter?
01:06:33Well, she asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:06:40Damn.
01:06:41I only give out 20 of these.
01:06:43But, you won't be needing that.
01:06:47Cause I got this.
01:06:52There's only one of them.
01:07:10I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:15And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:18Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:20My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:26tickets.
01:07:32There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar Cole Duncan.
01:07:37They've got silver VIP tickets. Could one of them be the inductee?
01:07:42Maybe.
01:07:43I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:07:55Cheers.
01:07:55Cheers.
01:08:05How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:09I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:11This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:20Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:25Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:28Criminals.
01:08:29We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:35Thanks to me.
01:08:37Congratulations.
01:08:38Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:08:45Are you sure about that?
01:08:47We're the best in the fucking game.
01:08:49You're just some pathetic nobody.
01:08:51What do you know?
01:08:54Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:08:58But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:03Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:10Actually, I do.
01:09:17Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:20Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:26I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:32Security.
01:09:34This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:38Take a look.
01:09:39Judge for yourself.
01:09:48This ticket's legit.
01:09:53I told you.
01:09:54Robin invited me as her.
01:09:57Oh.
01:09:58Yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:10:02What is you, seducer with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:05Not cool, girl.
01:10:06Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:09You are pitiful.
01:10:11Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:10:13It's quite despicable.
01:10:19No.
01:10:20You're despicable.
01:10:30Tyler Murray, how dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:36A date?
01:10:38Oh, no, don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:10:42I find him incredibly sexy.
01:10:45Can't keep my hands off him.
01:10:48Oh.
01:10:51You know, you could have had a real man.
01:10:52With real money, real power.
01:10:54But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody
01:10:57that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:00It can make sense, coach.
01:11:02Wow.
01:11:03You must have a really big...
01:11:07Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:11:10couldn't find a date for the event,
01:11:11so she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:16So sad.
01:11:17You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:23There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:29Don't touch her again.
01:11:34Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:11:39He's a total catch.
01:11:40Oh, my God.
01:11:41How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:11:43He was working at a drive-thru three months ago!
01:11:46Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:11:48and you see this greasy old man, you're gonna give him your number?
01:11:52Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:11:54I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:11:57How does a bum like this working a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:12:01get a job as a coach in the league?
01:12:03He's here now. That's irrelevant.
01:12:05Is it?
01:12:06Because the only logical explanation I can think of
01:12:08is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of Mari Gibbs
01:12:12and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:17How did you get the job?
01:12:21How did you get the job?
01:12:28Amori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:31What? You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:35No way. That's when I played and I would remember an ugly face like yours.
01:12:39So you're still lying.
01:12:4120 years ago I was at the top of my game
01:12:43when my wife was murdered and I was left with my infant son.
01:12:47The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:12:53No way. That was his wife?
01:12:56I started drinking.
01:12:57I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:13:00So I walked away from my son because
01:13:02I didn't want the terrible thing that happened to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:06So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:08That's where I ran into Amori.
01:13:13What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:16God.
01:13:17Now I bet he killed his wife
01:13:19and that's why his son got taken away
01:13:20and that's how you end up in a drive-thru.
01:13:27What the fuck?
01:13:36He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:13:42That's his son! The 2026 MVP!
01:13:45Mars Davis!
01:13:46He is a goat in the making.
01:13:49We've had our differences but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:13:53Grace.
01:13:55I'm sorry, I should have called.
01:13:58Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships.
01:14:06Maybe interrupt this precious family moment, but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife.
01:14:14Let's talk about my wife one more time.
01:14:16You see? This man is dangerous!
01:14:19Alright, your disgraceful father should be in a cell.
01:14:22Not the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:14:24And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame, I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:14:31You can't do that.
01:14:33Yes, he can!
01:14:37You can't do that.
01:14:39Yes, he can!
01:14:43That's Ben Billings, the owner of the most successful franchise in history, the Scorpions.
01:14:49I wouldn't fuck with him, they're done for.
01:14:51Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room, and with his silver VIP ticket, he's probably
01:14:58the guest of honor himself.
01:15:00When he tells you to jump, I'd say, how high?
01:15:07I don't jump off the court, especially for small men like you.
01:15:12You are ruining this prestigious event!
01:15:16Security!
01:15:21Remove this man!
01:15:23Get him out of here!
01:15:25Fast food fraud!
01:15:26He's ruining everything!
01:15:28You're gonna regret sending me away.
01:15:32Who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:15:35I'm the most powerful man in this room!
01:15:40Girlie, so you better learn to respect me!
01:15:43Oh!
01:15:47You are hilarious, Benjamin!
01:15:50That's Commissioner Roger Gould!
01:15:52If anybody can set the record straight, it's him.
01:15:55You're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe.
01:15:59If you're looking for the most powerful person in this room, look no further than the man in front of
01:16:03you.
01:16:05Hell!
01:16:08He's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league.
01:16:17Hey, Roddy, are you going senile already?
01:16:20No, are you?
01:16:21You hand-delivered us two VIP silver tickets.
01:16:24You know what? Maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement,
01:16:27because the league's going to shit under your management.
01:16:31And after I get into the Hall of Fame, my first order is going to be getting you removed.
01:16:38You think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:16:42As long as I have a say, you will never make it into the Hall of Fame.
01:16:51Fine. Then it's Cole. And I taught him everything he knows.
01:16:55And he listens to me. So get ready to bend the fucking knee!
01:16:58Yeah. But you gotta prove you're not useless.
01:17:02Get this old man out of here and I might take it easy on you.
01:17:05You know, Cole's right. If he was the inductee, you would have the power to send me away.
01:17:10You're all right. I don't belong here with you.
01:17:15I belong on that stage.
01:17:18Find the podium.
01:17:18The only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight.
01:17:24You are a self-righteous, self-centered prick.
01:17:29You think that you're getting inducted? They haven't even announced who has the gold ring.
01:17:34You sure about that?
01:17:46That looks like the one and only golden ring.
01:17:49That means he must be the Hall of Fame legend.
01:17:54Holy shit, it's you?
01:17:56Okay. Now you're impersonating the inductee. Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.
01:18:04I can believe it. He's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own.
01:18:10All right, all right. Where'd you steal this from?
01:18:13Check the name.
01:18:16No, it can't be.
01:18:31No, it can't be.
01:18:33To induct a legend amongst men into basketball history.
01:18:38Please put your hands together and welcome into the Hall of Fame.
01:18:44Marcel Sniper Wallace.
01:19:04Congratulations.
01:19:05Coach Combo Meals, the fucking sniper? No way. He conned you, Roddy, just like he conned this whole league.
01:19:12Look, I have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season.
01:19:18Is this what you're talking about?
01:19:21I'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit. I signed that as the agreement. You forced me into it.
01:19:27Eh, good enough. I can splice something together.
01:19:30This is blackmail. You won't get away with it.
01:19:32Obviously, this is a setup. He's trying to frame me.
01:19:35Nice try. But Billings was apprehended earlier tonight. And guess what?
01:19:38He squealed like a pig.
01:19:40That's right, Murray. You and Billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years.
01:19:46And that ends now.
01:19:50This is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep you people distracted from the fact that this man isn't who he
01:19:56says he is.
01:19:57I have had just about enough of you.
01:19:59I can prove that Marcel was and is...
01:20:05The sniper.
01:20:13This...
01:20:16This is really you?
01:20:18I wanted to tell you sooner, but...
01:20:20I wanted you to have your moment.
01:20:24Fuck this!
01:20:26My guy, I just killed you instead of your useless wife!
01:20:29All of this would be mine!
01:20:30The championships, the glory, the...
01:20:35You?
01:20:36You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:20:41Stay back for me, or I will kill him for real!
01:20:45You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:20:50Stay back for me, or I will kill him for real!
01:20:52No!
01:20:54Dad!
01:21:01No one threatens my son.
01:21:14Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:18Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:22Tyler Murray, Cool Duncan, you're under arrest for illegally breaking League games for profit.
01:21:28You set me up, Billingsley!
01:21:30You're a cheater?
01:21:31A fucking murderer?
01:21:33I never should have hired you in the first place!
01:21:37From now on, my money's on two months later.
01:21:42Benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you.
01:21:46And that was before you confessed to killing my wife.
01:21:48It's over, motherfucker.
01:21:49You promised you wouldn't say anything.
01:21:51You destroyed my career!
01:21:53I'm gonna fucking kill you!
01:21:54You're all gonna regret this!
01:21:56I'm gonna see every single one of you in court!
01:22:01That's what you did for my family.
01:22:19I am blessed to be here, to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play.
01:22:29But first, I would like to honor Regina Wallace, a mother and a wife taken too soon.
01:22:37But most of all, I'd like to thank my son, Mars.
01:22:41You gave me the courage to take my life back and...
01:22:44I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your old man a second chance.
01:22:47I lost my mom.
01:22:49And my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life.
01:23:12So you've got your holo-fame title now?
01:23:14So what do you need me for?
01:23:20You were two weeks old when your mom was killed.
01:23:24I didn't know what to do.
01:23:26I didn't know how to raise you by myself.
01:23:28I had so much pain and I just wanted it to go away.
01:23:34I needed you.
01:23:38You walked away when I was just a kid.
01:23:39I know.
01:23:42I abandoned you, my son.
01:23:44And I lived in fear and guilt and I am sorry.
01:23:49I want to believe him.
01:23:51But after a lifetime of empty promises, I'm scared he'll walk away again.
01:23:58These are for you.
01:24:02It's twenty letters.
01:24:05I wrote one every year on your birthday.
01:24:09I never forgot you.
01:24:22I love you.
01:24:24Some pardon.
01:24:29I can't believe the sniper's my dad.
01:24:34There's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:24:38Like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA.
01:24:44Mom would want you to be happy.
01:24:47So do I, I guess.
01:24:56Can't believe I'm dating the sniper.
01:25:05Your son's lucky to have you.
01:25:08I'm lucky one.
01:25:11Hey Mars.
01:25:14You wanna get a burger?
01:25:18Thanks.
01:25:25Yes.Х
01:25:28is LOL. We
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