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Full Episode of Sumner Comes First
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00:00You
00:17We should go
00:19We promised we'd help with breakfast. Hey, let's go to your room instead
00:22Your brother's not watching us. I
00:25Don't know by some. I'm really not feeling this
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:31Hey, just let me stick it out. What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:42my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:50What?
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done, okay?
00:57Get off me, babe. Come on. It's a good thing
01:03You know what this is all your fault actually
01:05What's the matter? You can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex boyfriend. What the hell, Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:13No, you know what? You only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them. Didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:26be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say don't touch me don't touch me man get off me Corbin don't let go
01:33of me let go
01:34You know, he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beat down more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight man or off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of mess that menage a trois? Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:01We're most of us to sleep half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street go crash on her couch. Just get your shit and go
02:19Okay, you can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting if you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:45Bryce was supposed to be different he was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut you do realize I didn't spread those
02:52rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini, so I flashed the entire eighth grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it. I would do it
02:59in a heartbeat
03:01Um public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can I can work with that. Thank you. That's that's something
03:08Look Sum, I've known you since you were five years old and believe it or not. You didn't always hate
03:12me
03:12Funny I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:18You know the worst part about being called a slut is you know I've never even
03:27You know what forget it
03:29You don't know anything about me
03:31I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:33Why because of the lacrosse team stupid bro code?
03:36I mean, yeah, there's there's that definitely but no mainly because you're just way better than him
03:45I mean I don't get the appeal with that guy. What's his thing he got like a huge cock or
03:50something
03:53No, I mean I don't know. Okay, I never saw it. Oh
04:01Oh, okay
04:07I was never gonna date Bryce forever. I was just sort of using him for his body
04:15Okay, well, it sounds bad when you say it. I don't know. I just thought spring break. No parents. I
04:22Didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:25You didn't want to graduate high school the virgin
04:29Well now I will thanks to you
04:31Come on
04:33I know you have this whole lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on, but there is no
04:38way you can blame that on me
04:40Oh, really? Watch me
04:43Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and sexless existence
04:48See there easy you were with Bryce for like four months. Why didn't you just do it then?
04:54because
04:56Because I don't know it just didn't feel right
04:58We're good
05:04What
05:06No, it's just I've heard of guys I'm being able to get their girl across the finish line just never
05:11had that problem. So
05:13Aren't you special? Oh
05:16Believe it or not. I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:20Well, you know what maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:23I mean half the schools here. I can just pick someone and get it over with no
05:28No, what no your first time needs to be with someone special
05:34Someone who sees you
05:44Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:55What's going on with you two
05:58Nothing
06:00Nothing
06:01Nothing
06:02Yeah, no just try not to kill each other. You know nothing
06:06Nothing nothing new
06:07She must not be trying too hard
06:09Because for a second there it seemed like you were catching feelings feelings me
06:15Dude, come on. I don't do feelings and especially not for my sister. I mean
06:21You never do that to your best friend, right?
06:24No, of course not
06:26I mean she's like my sister, too, bro. Come on
06:41You're never gonna win like that
06:44Definitely not now that you're here
06:49You gotta slow it down
06:50Don't feel it out
06:52Every game is different, but that's kind of what makes it fun
06:57What is?
06:59Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:07To score
07:08To score
07:09And feel good while doing it
07:13I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:18Look, if you want to lose your virginity before you graduate
07:20And you want it to actually feel good
07:22You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:31Just a one-time thing
07:33Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:36You really want to jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:39Maybe I owe you one
07:43You can't even make me feel good standing in a room together
07:47Sex with you would be like...
07:49Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:56Look, the way I see it
07:58We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:06Well, first I...
08:08I'd kiss you
08:14I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:17Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly...
08:23slowly...
08:24touch it
08:26Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:30And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:41Hey son, do you want a tan?
08:45Whoa!
08:47And what's going on here?
08:49Nothing
08:51I had something in my eye
08:54Mm-hmm
08:55Didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:57Get your mind out of the gutter
08:59Yes, let's tan, I'll get changed
09:04Let's go
09:16Get your mind out of the dead
09:18You can't even tell me
09:18but I told you
09:20You are so happy
09:21You can't even have to be jealous
09:21of the dead
09:24You know, what's that role?
09:33No...
09:34You know, we have to figure out
09:35I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings.
09:38All good.
09:40Wasn't thinking about that anyway.
09:46Sit back, relax, enjoy the view.
10:00I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
10:04Oh, well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:08You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:12I'm not going to want to sleep with you.
10:14Okay, that's a good question.
10:17Um...
10:17I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:20Yeah.
10:22And when you lose,
10:24you need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:27Okay, I can come up with something.
10:29But I'm not going to lose, so...
10:31Do you have a deal?
10:34Do your worst.
10:36So you consent?
10:39Enthusiastically.
10:39Enthusiastically.
10:44Time to suffer!
10:55Yeah, you know what?
10:56No.
10:57I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:58What's wrong, Sam?
10:59You scared I'll beat your record?
11:01All right, fine.
11:03Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
11:07All right.
11:08In three,
11:09two,
11:11one.
11:15You got to stop her.
11:21Up to the shoulders.
11:23Breathe.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:25Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:26Oh, give up some.
11:29Sunshine's calling your name.
11:30Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:33Oh, my God.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:35What are you doing?
11:35What are you doing?
11:36Dude, what the hell?
11:37Oh, my God's conserving heat.
11:39Really?
11:40In front of my brother?
11:41You can get out any time.
11:42I would gladly take the wind.
11:43Oh, never.
11:46That's what I thought.
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:12Hmm.
12:13Me, too.
12:13The water's feeling nice and warm.
12:15I wasn't talking about the water.
12:20You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:22Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:26You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:29We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:34Yeah.
12:34And you were a troll.
12:36I was a knight.
12:37Thank you very much.
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:43Like, when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:54I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though.
13:00Well, this is not a game.
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
13:04You know what?
13:04You can take the win.
13:06I give up.
13:07Some wins.
13:11Weak sauce, man.
13:18Congrats.
13:19This whole you being nice thing isn't gonna work.
13:42You still mad at me?
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:52Not a chance.
13:54You know I want to make you suffer.
13:56Right?
13:58How are you gonna do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
14:08So, if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:19So, your big plan is to try and get me to quit?
14:24Yeah.
14:27I mean, we both know I'm never gonna sleep with you.
14:30But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:35I'm gonna get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you gonna do that?
14:54Oops.
14:55Looks like I spilled.
15:02What?
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:12How about I get the rest for you though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base? What do you say?
15:27Why not?
15:31Not a girl.
15:53There you two are!
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting and not again. Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh.
16:05Which one? Slasher zombies or Slasher vampires?
16:09Uh, uh, vampires.
16:11All the way to started.
16:12Thanks.
16:13Oh.
16:15You've gotta be kidding me.
16:18I don't know what you're talking about.
16:19Girl, be so for real.
16:22Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:26Well then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:45Sure.
16:47Better sit six feet apart.
16:49Give me some of that ice cream.
16:50Come on down, son.
16:52Take a seat.
16:54What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:57Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
17:01Cause I was sad. She was doing it for her kid.
17:03You would sympathize with a serial killer.
17:08Don't worry.
17:09I'll protect you.
17:11Protect me from your son.
17:36What are you doing?
17:37Just waiting for the right moment.
17:40Gordon.
17:41What?
17:42I'm not reckless.
17:43I'm just opportunistic.
17:45My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me.
17:50I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Is that a no?
17:57You're insane if you think you're gonna try anything.
18:00Yeah.
18:01You sure about that?
18:07Okay.
18:24I don't want to stop.
18:26I don't want to stop.
18:40No!
18:40I'm too cute to eat.
18:49Time for bed, I think.
19:14Oh my god.
19:17What, you coming here to help me out?
19:20What?
19:21No!
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No!
19:28No!
19:28God no!
19:32Excuse me.
19:33Just grabbing a towel.
19:39well i guess my plan's working oh yeah how do you figure it could last 24 hours
19:44how are you gonna survive the whole week i mean i don't mind taking care of myself before the
19:49real deal i hope you're doing the same thing i don't need to thank you very much yeah you sure
19:55about that i'm gonna go use the other bathroom okay you go do that
20:08look at this go there we go so annoying knock knock knock hey party people hey daisy what's going on
20:21grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy
20:25to leave before i lost my will to live so did bryce end up crashing with you
20:31yeah he's been in his room all week playing machine gun kelly on repeat
20:36i broke into grace's parents liquor cabinet who wants a shot
20:41why not okay yeah
20:47you want a lick corp it's my favorite flavor summer cherry
20:52i'm okay i'm more of a chocolate guy anyway
20:58trust me it's so good with vodka it's like a pre-chaser
21:12all right for spring break spring break spring break
21:26let's play a game suck and blow gross no i'm not playing that with my brother here
21:34um sardines oh yes i always love this house for sardines great i'll hide first okay i need a
21:41breather especially after that shot
21:57how did you find me so fast this has been your spot since we were kids
22:02i won't tell adam don't worry adam couldn't find the laundry room if i drew him a map
22:07i saw you shooting daggers a daisy out there you saw no such thing
22:12you jealous no i'm just worried that you're gonna get mono
22:19oh so you're worried about me
22:27you know you don't need to be jealous right
22:43sit down
22:44what sit down
22:48you know since you won't take care of yourself i think i have to take care of you
22:53take care of me how
22:56time for third base um
23:10well i found the retainer i lost when i was 12 but no sign of somewhere corbin
23:17i knew this game was stupid let's just call it ollie ollie oxenfree
23:39finally it's been forever how'd you guys not get totally bored
23:46we had fun sneaking around well i got sober looking for you too
23:52i'm gonna grab another drink mia you want one yeah i'll go with you
23:59excuse me
24:04sumner let's dance
24:07okay
24:24you really want to give them the show
24:28what'd you have in mind
24:29what'd you have in mind
24:30hope you're watching corbin
24:46summer cherry i can taste it on your tongue
24:51you did like sneaking around huh
24:53it's just a game daisy
24:54yeah right
24:56you're a whore like everyone says
24:58whoa i don't think so
25:00the rumors are true aren't they some
25:02you're a slut just like everyone says
25:06you don't get to talk to her like that
25:07what'd you do let him fuck you in a closet
25:10hey what's going on
25:13get the hell out of here
25:14fine
25:15i don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway
25:19yo what do you mean by sloppy sec-
25:23do you seriously believe anything daisy cooper says
25:26she was fired up
25:27she's a dramatic pick me adam
25:28she'll say anything to pay attention
25:31god you're always like this adam
25:32you'll choose anyone over your own sister
25:35just like you did in 8th grade when you laughed with everyone else
25:38i wasn't laughing
25:39yeah well you weren't helping me either
25:41that's your whole deal huh
25:42just humiliate sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch
25:48i was defending you back there
25:51too little too late
25:54you can leave me alone
25:57both of you
26:24peace offering
26:28i'm sorry about daisy
26:40i'm sorry about everything
26:43you wanna be more specific
26:48i'm sorry about that day at the pool
26:53and i wish you could understand how much i regret it
26:57i bet you don't even think about it
27:01uh... you'd be surprised some
27:09i used to have the biggest crush on you
27:16obviously i couldn't tell you i couldn't tell anyone
27:18i mean you're my best friend's sister
27:29i guess i just acted out
27:34it's real mature corbin
27:37i was 14
27:38okay you were driving me crazy
27:40i couldn't stop thinking about you
27:41i couldn't keep my hands away
27:44so you
27:46tormented me
27:48i took it too far
27:49that day
27:52the biggest mistake of my life
27:58i lost one of my best friends
27:59that day so
28:06wanna hand me one?
28:08mm-hmm
28:17you know how to do this?
28:19yes
28:21you shouldn't go that fast
28:24well i'm hungry
28:25okay but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out
28:29look at that already on fire
28:33damn it
28:34told you
28:37i don't know why i keep falling for assholes
28:44assholes
28:45assholes
28:45plural
28:52i'm not admitting anything till you do
28:55what do you mean?
29:00you said
29:02you had a crush on me
29:04in middle school
29:07yeah
29:11how do you feel about me now?
29:16no
29:18how do i feel about you now?
29:25i thought
29:27it was
29:28so obvious
29:34i really wanna kiss you right now
29:39what do you want?
29:44i want you to take me home
29:47you wanna go home?
29:50no
29:54home
30:06hey
30:07what are you doing?
30:10you love me better than you
30:14it's like we suck
30:16you won't grow up
30:17and i'm getting tired
30:19i'm tired of waiting
30:20i'm tired of waiting
30:21just like we suck
30:22you won't grow up
30:24and i'm getting tired
30:26i'm tired of waiting
30:28for you
30:31to make
30:32your moves
30:34it can love me better than you
30:37it can love me better than you
30:39it can love me better than you
30:41all my mind's loving song of mine
30:44it can do me better
30:46it can do me better
30:48it can do me better
30:48all my mind's love you
30:50it's gonna like
30:51it can do me better
30:55than you
30:58you love me better than you
31:01yeah
31:06you love me better than you
31:20what the hell are you laughing about right now oh nothing just uh just about how i won
31:27carbon montgomery is this all just still a game to you no i won but i'm not talking about a
31:33game
31:37well it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:41i'll show you a treat hey
31:46what the hell are you doing
31:52my best friend my sister adam it's not like that first bryce and now corbin who's next son
32:02it's not like that corbin and i actually care about each other tell him corb
32:05yeah yeah corbin tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:11adam don't talk like that just leave somewhere seriously
32:20we should have never done this
32:24what the hell were you thinking man hey i'm talking to you
32:30i wasn't thinking okay it was a spur-of-the-moment thing
32:34bullshit what no i've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:37okay just drop it hell since we were fucking kids man
32:41what's your problem you're not the only one who gets to care about her adam
32:46i mean is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home
32:50maybe i'm not the right guy for her but someday somebody will be
32:54so you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:56because sooner or later she's not gonna take it anymore
32:59hey where do you think you're going to apologize
33:05i can't believe for one second i thought corbin montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:10i'm so stupid you are not stupid and honestly i'm proud of you sumner
33:16you should sign me up for some addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:22listen you took a chance and you opened yourself up in a way that i've never seen before
33:27yeah well it wasn't real it's just hormones or something
33:33it was real i was watching you two all week it was like
33:38sitting front row at a nora effron movie yeah well it doesn't matter anymore because
33:43corbin's still a coward and i don't know if adam's ever going to talk to me again
33:48he will how can you sound so sure
33:56because well there's something i have to tell you
34:08you scumbag i know what you're gonna say i
34:11i cannot believe you you're such a hypocrite you've been hooking up with mia this whole time
34:18what i told her everything adam
34:22oh your sister's best friend bro
34:26corbin's right if you're not cool with him and sumner day then you and i should break up too
34:32babe come on don't babe me i mean it adam you're being absolutely ridiculous
34:39but she's my and he's my grow up
34:44and wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates
34:49just like
34:52don't pda in front of me okay
34:55thanks for your blessing adam but we won't be needing it
34:59you couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me
35:03mia came to my defense before you did
35:05son come on you know don't call me that
35:09how am i ever gonna trust you
35:11you're just like how you were in middle school
35:13and you're never gonna change
35:28i'm sorry okay
35:31you know you've been saying that for years
35:33i don't believe you
35:34i was an idiot okay i didn't know what to say to him
35:36so you thought saying nothing would be better
35:39you never stand up for
35:40no i was telling the truth
35:42i wanted to apologize to you first
35:45your words mean nothing
35:58jeeval
35:59oh my god
36:17I don't know, Mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:21Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:25I don't know how Corbin's going to get home. He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:28I love you, too.
36:30Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show. Adam, are we good over there?
36:35We got this angle crystal clear.
36:36What are you guys doing?
36:38Just live streaming to the whole school. Want to say hi?
36:40No.
36:41Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:44What? What's the main attraction?
36:46I'm the main attraction.
36:48Ow, ow, Corbin! Give us a show!
36:53Shake it, boy.
36:54Oh, my God. I killed both of you.
36:56Come on. Don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:01No, I do. Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:06I want to be with you.
37:08And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:29I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:36Whoa.
37:39Ehh
37:39Hey.
37:40Hey.
37:41I'll see you later.
37:45Hi.
37:45Hey.
37:45Hey.
37:46Hey.
37:47Hey.
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