00:09These are all so good, I don't know how we're gonna decide.
00:13Brian?
00:13Are you okay?
00:15You haven't tried any of them.
00:22This one's my favorite.
00:24I'll go with the vanilla.
00:26Gina, it's my wedding so I will be making the decisions.
00:30I'm not really sure where you insisted on coming today.
00:33When were you planning on telling her?
00:36Astrid, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about.
00:40Ugh, out with it Brian.
00:44Astrid?
00:48I'm pregnant with Brian's baby.
00:53That is not funny.
00:55I hate to be the one to break it to you.
00:58But, Brian and I will be getting married in a couple of weeks.
01:02Instead of you.
01:03So I'm assuming that you won't be needing a plus one.
01:11Astrid, I'm sorry.
01:14You're sorry?
01:18You're sorry?!
01:20Five years, Brian!
01:23Five years!
01:24Down the drain!
01:26I've been paying your rent to help you with your business,
01:29and I've been helping you with your mom when she's sick!
01:31Are you fucking kidding?!
01:32Oh my god, stop being so dramatic!
01:35Look, I already packed your shit from his apartment.
01:39It's at the dump, where you belong.
02:00Oh!
02:02Have fun eating cake, you two pieces of shit!
02:06Bitch!
02:14Adam, I'll move my meeting to Monday.
02:16I'm out for the evening as of right now.
02:21Good night, Adam.
02:22Wait.
02:23Yeah, and he's gone.
02:26Good night.
02:30Did you know that if you only sash three out of four tires on a car,
02:33the insurance won't cover it?
02:34Oh, and I love cheese.
02:36I know this one place that has boroughs full of different cheeses from all over the world.
02:39Ryder, you would love it.
02:41We should go sometime.
02:43I'm lactose intolerant.
02:44What's lactose intolerant?
02:48Excuse me.
02:49I have to use the bathroom.
02:56Sir, Madam asked that I keep an eye on you in case you try to run away again.
03:01I appreciate that, Mason.
03:02But I'm just going to use the bathroom.
03:05Is that an issue?
03:06I'm not 12.
03:32I'm not 12.
03:33Give me your vest.
03:34Give me your pants.
03:35Ah!
03:47Get the suit.
03:49Oh my god.
03:51It has to be worth like $10,000.
03:56She'll let more men strap me naked.
04:00Oh!
04:01Oh my god!
04:01Sorry!
04:05Astrid?
04:07It really is her.
04:15Hi.
04:17Hi.
04:18Can I walk you home?
04:21Can I walk you home?
04:21And she looks horrified to see me.
04:25I guess that makes sense considering she's my ex.
04:28And I was the one who broke her heart.
04:30Ryder?
04:32Ryder?
04:33Ryder Van Woodson, what the hell are you doing here?
04:37Ryder Van Woodson, what the hell are you doing here?
04:44You're not Ryder.
04:45You're not Ryder.
04:45You're not Ryder.
04:46Sorry.
04:47Oh my god.
04:47She doesn't recognize that it's me.
04:49You are just the spitting image of this evil ex of mine from high school, but more buff.
04:56For sure.
04:58Oh my god.
04:59I've had enough drama for one day to have to deal with that old flame.
05:02He broke up with me randomly.
05:03Crushed me in two million.
05:04If only you knew the truth about why he broke up with me.
05:06I'm sorry.
05:07I'm blabbering.
05:07I guess it wouldn't hurt to be a good old friendly Clyde for a little bit.
05:11She looks like she really is a friend.
05:13I'm sorry you had a horrible day on behalf of my apparently skinnier and less handsome doppelganger.
05:19Now for your drink.
05:20Yes.
05:21You're our godsend, Clyde.
05:23Drink is exactly what I came here for.
05:26A Long Island, please.
05:28A Long Island coming right up.
05:30You know, speaking of dumb reasons to get dumped, I actually just got dumped like 15 minutes ago.
05:37Two weeks before our wedding.
05:40I was pregnant.
05:41You're pregnant?
05:43He dumped you because of a baby?
05:45No.
05:45He knocked up my stepsister.
05:47Oh my god.
05:49We've been together for five years and how much of that time was he pinning down my stepsister?
05:54I mean, am I so just worthless of a girlfriend?
05:59The man I thought I was going to spend the rest of my life with has just been with my
06:05stepsister.
06:07That's a very weird tasting, Long Island.
06:09That is the, uh, house special.
06:13You know, maybe you're supposed to be with someone who actually wants to cherish you.
06:18Someone, from the moment that they laid eyes on you, knew that you'd be the one for them.
06:26That is a horrible drink.
06:29No offense.
06:31Oh!
06:32That is hitting, so...
06:37Um...
06:38Hi!
06:39My baby!
06:41Oh, I just heard.
06:44Ryder.
06:45Ryder.
06:46What are you doing here?
06:53I know.
06:54Very similar looking to Ryder.
06:58Clyde.
06:59Clyde.
07:00Adam.
07:01Adam.
07:01Clyde.
07:02Ryder.
07:03Ryder is this asshole CEO.
07:06He's got buckets and buns of money.
07:11Oh, buckets and buns, huh?
07:12He wouldn't need to be bartending to some drunk folk like us.
07:16Can I actually get another one on his face?
07:20Um...
07:20Yeah, my mistake.
07:22Right.
07:23Um...
07:23But how are you doing?
07:26Men are stupid.
07:28You know?
07:29Just one too many you've had to deal with this evening.
07:36Since you asked, personally, I am peachy.
07:41I can see that.
07:43Honey bunny, why don't we, um, get you home now, okay?
07:47And maybe let's stop sitting next to the man that looks like your ex, hmm?
07:52Before someone sees you.
07:54We should take a selfie.
07:56Can we?
07:57Can we?
07:57Clyde, come on.
07:58Pretend to be Ryder with you.
07:59Let's take a selfie.
08:00Come here.
08:04Okay.
08:04Alright.
08:05Time to go.
08:06Okay.
08:07Goodnight, Mr. D.
08:09My bad.
08:09Yeah, take it back.
08:13I owe you one.
08:14Up to no good.
08:16You are.
08:17You are.
08:17Alright, come on.
08:18Here we go.
08:23Will you, will you just cross?
08:26Cross, but careful of the...
08:28Okay.
08:29Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
08:31It was good to see you one more time, Astrid.
08:34Hey, no more long.
08:35Okay.
08:35If I could do that.
08:36Are you good?
08:36Are you good?
08:40I don't want you to have to stay with him any longer than is necessary, but...
08:43I know, you are so right.
08:44Yes.
08:45A lot.
08:51Of course!
08:52You could be here!
08:55The one place I have left to sleep.
08:58Why are you here?
09:00Well, I couldn't actually go to my ex-fiancee's place.
09:04No thanks to you, Gina.
09:06Some stepsister.
09:07You are.
09:09So...
09:10I actually had nowhere else to go.
09:13So you got kicked out of Brian, and you come to my mom's place to sleep?
09:19Are you serious?
09:21I mean...
09:21Go be a homeless bum somewhere else.
09:24Get out!
09:25You are no daughter of mine.
09:28You were an asshole to me, and you were an asshole to Brian.
09:32That's why he did not want anything to do with you.
09:36Luckily, Gina was able to keep his wealth in the family.
09:39No thanks to you.
09:42Really?
09:43Really?
09:45And my dad?
09:46Who's been in the hospital?
09:48In and out for the last five years.
09:50Have either of you ever dared to lift a finger to try to help?
09:56No.
09:57I didn't think so.
09:59I'm going to bed.
10:00Oh, you are not sleeping here.
10:04Okay, I'm not sleeping here.
10:07It's not like I enjoy being in your presence.
10:12You'll probably get contaminated or whatever sticks up both of your butts.
10:16Like mother, like daughter, right?
10:21You come into my house.
10:22You are under my roof.
10:24You will show me respect.
10:26Respect is earned.
10:31You've done nothing to earn my respect.
10:35Get out.
10:36I don't ever want to see you again.
10:43Oh, but you will see me again at Gina's grand wedding with my new man.
10:49Who's actually richer than Brian.
10:53Oh, yeah, right.
10:55Like who?
10:58Ryder Van Woodsen.
11:01Ryder Van Woodsen.
11:07Okay, Ryder dumped you in high school.
11:10Why would he be interested in someone like you?
11:12You don't deserve someone like him.
11:15I guess you're just going to have to wait and see on your big date, Gina.
11:19Me and my hot new date.
11:21I'm going to go pack my shit and leave.
11:27How is that possible?
11:29Mom, Ryder Van Woodsen.
11:31The heir of the Van Woodsen group.
11:34I don't believe that little bitch.
11:44I have nowhere to go.
11:46Except maybe my dad's at the hospital, but...
11:50That's a far walk.
11:52And I have to convince Bart under Clyde to go with me as a rider to the wedding.
12:00Astrid, you are just full of great drunk ideas.
12:17Why are you here?
12:19Oh, good. You're home.
12:21I wanted to ask you, how was your date with little Miss Dolly?
12:24Spectacular.
12:25Really?
12:26No, Mom, I was being sarcastic.
12:28Then why don't you just say so?
12:30Mom, would you please, can you please just stop setting me up on these blind dates?
12:35Ryder, you know why I'm doing this. You need an heir.
12:39My head is throbbing, Mom.
12:41Did you take your medication today?
12:43No.
12:44Figures.
12:47So you're going to stop?
12:49No.
12:50We need someone capable to run the business. Okay? Just in case...
12:57In case I die?
13:06In case I die?
13:08I was going to say, in case you were no longer able to do it all alone.
13:17We did a number of tests on your son, Mrs. Van Woodson.
13:21And I'm sorry to inform you that Ryder has a brain tumor.
13:31Now, we can discuss some treatment options.
13:35At the moment...
13:39The cancer has taken over a portion of his brain that...
13:43We don't feel it's safe to operate.
13:47Ryder...
14:01Ryder...
14:02Ryder...
14:03Yeah?
14:04Well, don't you worry about me.
14:07I can handle it.
14:09Yeah, well...
14:13Ryder...
14:15Are you alright?
14:17Honey?
14:19Honey, are you alright?
14:22Oh...
14:23We're having an episode, honey.
14:24We have to go to the hospital.
14:38Here.
14:41You doing okay?
14:43You wandered in here very drunk last night.
14:48Ryan cheated on me with Gina.
14:51I'm so sorry, hon.
14:56Oh, morning, Half-Lung.
15:00I'm sorry, what did you just call my dad?
15:02So, there have been some changes with the insurance coverages on your dad's provided care.
15:08New doctor insight was needed.
15:10I'm sorry, you were telling me that you changed the doctor to someone that wasn't under our coverage so you
15:14could gouge more money from us?
15:15I am literally already homeless.
15:18What, are you taking another 10,000?
15:2050,000, most likely.
15:22And what I'm telling you is that if you're unhappy with the provided care here, you can find another hospital
15:28to bitch at.
15:41New doctor?
15:44Adam, I need you to...
15:47Yes.
15:48Yes. Good morning, Adam.
15:50Okay, enough.
15:52I'll see you when I get in the office. Right now, I need you to listen to me.
15:57I slept at the hospital with my dad, which is fine, but it's obviously not sustainable.
16:06Yeah, I'd also really like to have a place in case he gets discharged.
16:10And to live.
16:12But, you know, I'd say you could stay at mine, but the in-laws have taken refuge here as well.
16:19You know, I might... Let me call you back.
16:24Okay.
16:30Hey.
16:31How do you know Astrid?
16:33She's been my best friend since college.
16:36Why are you trying to get buddy-buddy with Astrid under an alias?
16:41She needs a place to stay, right? She spent the night at the hospital with her dad.
16:45You didn't answer my question.
16:48Who is Astrid to you? Mr. Van Woodsen?
16:51No.
16:52Uh, no, no, no, no, no. Don't give me that.
16:54You were giving me those googly eyes, begging me not to reveal who you are.
16:58So, Mr. Van Woodsen, what are you doing with Astrid?
17:03I know you two dated. That's why I haven't told her I work for you.
17:08I just want to help her.
17:11That's all. She needed a friend.
17:13She has a friend.
17:15You, sir? Not a friend.
17:17You are an ex of hers who ripped out her heart and ate it for breakfast.
17:22I had no choice.
17:24We all make choices.
17:26You had yours.
17:27Choice is an illusion.
17:30Now, back to what I was saying. She needs a place to stay, right?
17:32Okay.
17:47Moving in with a stranger who looks exactly like your ex is totally normal.
17:52Come on, Astrid. You can do this.
18:06Hey, Astrid.
18:07He even sounds like him.
18:10Astrid?
18:12Yeah?
18:13Will you go to prom with me?
18:16Of course I will.
18:20Yes.
18:36Ryder.
18:37Sorry, Clyde.
18:38I called you Ryder again.
18:41It's okay. Come on up.
18:54Adam said you needed a roommate. I just happened to need one as well.
18:59Yeah, weird coincidence.
19:04Um, about the other night, I was very drunk.
19:08And I'm a bartender. Don't worry about it.
19:12I, uh, I actually prepped us some dinner. I hope you like salmon.
19:31Oh, sorry. Um.
19:33What's wrong?
19:33Can you actually...
19:35What's wrong?
19:38Can you...
19:40Uh, can you...
19:41Um, sorry.
19:42Are you okay?
19:44Sorry.
19:46No, don't be sorry. Are you okay?
19:49Come sit.
20:01Do you...
20:02Do you want to talk about it?
20:05No.
20:06I'd rather not.
20:09I understand.
20:19Um...
20:19I do have to ask you something.
20:22Yeah, sure. Ask away.
20:25I might have told my stepmom and stepsister that I was going to the wedding with Ryder Rand Woodson.
20:32I showed them that selfie that I took with you.
20:35Um, you don't have to.
20:37But, if you'd be willing to go and pretend to be Ryder Rand Woodson.
20:48Sure.
20:49Really? You would do that?
20:51I mean, I don't see why not.
20:52Uh, free food and drinks, right?
20:54Yeah, I mean, I've been planning for it to be an open bar.
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